#im scottish and i dont like this

[buzz-cow-man]

everyday i hate england more and more

#im scottish and i dont like this #plz i just want #scottish independence #is that so much to ask for #let trans people feel comfortable wtf #uk politics #is awful #LET SCOTLAND BE INDEPENDENT #why do we need ENGLANDS permission tf???

[doctorhomo]

im tired

#like sorry but i Do Not care if bagpipes annoy you or haggis sounds gross or if you wanna do a shit impression of my accent #literally just pack it in lmao #you know what? if you think traditions are weird or w/e i dont care #you’re allowed your opinion #but keep it to yourself bc im so tired of hearing it lmao #anyway sorry #obv im only speaking on scottish experiences bc im scottish #but it seems like irish folk get a lot of the same shit #scotland #ireland #scottish

[atsushis-fangs]

Hamish, after the whole boar incident in chapter 12: your existence is so confusing. North: what do you mean? Hamish: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

@winterwrites23

#hetalia #SoT #incorrect quotes #Outlander AU #SoT incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #really loving hamish unintentionally warming up to north lol #same way that IM warming up to hamish #like noo scottish man from the 1740s dont ignore your wounds until you bleed out i like you too much #that guy would actually jump off a cliff if he saw modern medicine #“medicine? that i need to take EVERY DAY?? HEART RATE MONITORS???” #he's the king of underreacting #he says “ow” and the clan immediatedly assume he's dying

[softshuji]

question for the masses since it's quiet hours but what do you think the sexiest accent is?

#if u say british im gonna beat u with a fryin pan cos ima need you to be specific #do you mean like black country #or received pronounciation #be specific!!! #june dni if you see this #youre not allowed to answer it!!111 because you said british!! #mine is irish i love it #i dont understand some of the things said but yknow i like it anyways #dara if u see this i love ur accent #second is scottish #like james mcavoy i used to watch his interviews just to hear him talk bec i was a simp back then #anyways answer

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

also maybe im a teenager with a crush but the amount of line deliveries where i laughed

#'unless it was just mr fenslaw saying his name?' #'it wasnt that' #'it wasnt that.' #just constant honestly it was embarrassing #I DONT WANT TO LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS I DO #me 14: rip to rose but im different #me 23: rip to me im not different #me today: are you fUcking kiddin gme #im not doing this your charms wont work on me #maybe if you were scottish but you are not so #too bad

[c-kiddo]

wathcing early cr2 but as a fun challenge to see how long i can go without recoiling bc of mollymauk's no good terrible bad bad bad irish accent

#sorry taliesin never do that again #kiddo say #applies to all npcs matt gives a scottish accent too but usually he does ok and its fine bc its an npc thats gone after a few minutes #/j and /lh and etc #basically everyhting i post is /j and/or /lh tbh #idk if that comes across i hope things i post dont come across like im super mad aknakfjnsj

[ringompreg]

all British people know is make dr who reference

#i was talking to the scottish guy in my group and he was saying an Egyptian temple was like a tardis bc it seemed way bigger on this inside #like girl im from the us the only reason i got that reference is for unfortunate reasons i dont wanna talk about (<-tumblr)

[jhontography]

i like watching The Witcher but since i haven’t read the books i have literally no idea what is going on in the show 90% of the time 

#by the time a new seasons is released i dont remember the last one sdssdas and idk the show somehow doesnt really make a good job explaining #- explaining stuff to me - a casual audience #ciri literally just said she's half elf and i was like really???? didnt remember that #also i dont remember what powers she had exactly #and what is going on with the elves #so im just watching this and enjoying jaskier's nonstop blabbering and geralt's... view #and yennefer doing her magic things #and yarpen's scottish accent #the witcher

[skeletalheartattack]

Favourite personal weapon?

(you CANNOT say battleaxe!)

probably scythe. like i know it's not really good at all for like. combat. but like look at that shit. pretty dope blade while i hold the stick. sooo cool.

#ask #anon #im not sure anything else really compares. i dont honestly think about real life weapons that much really that said. #not without being like. shotgun. or double barreled shotgun. atleast if were restricted to melee combat here. #most games i tend to play shotgun a lot #except tf2 recently where ive been shooting pee darts and donking folks with cannon balls #granted. i range from class to class with no real like... goal? whatever fits the situation and that im confident in. #like i like playing soda popper milk fan o war scout a lot. i like playing pee sniper w/ shahanshah. #for demo i tend to always go loose cannon scottish resistance scottish handshake #scottish resistance cause i like coating a battlefield with stickies and just doing my best to detonate them when i think its important to #fucking hate sticky spamming btw. valve had the right idea nerfing that shit when they did. yknow. before they reverted it. #those things should be doing 60 damage when spammed... and like can do 144 after like a second or two or whatever #that way it punishes spamming and rewards using them as traps #but then the people who have sticky stranges would get mad or whatever. idk. its weird to me that valve reverted the nerf somewhat #it does a lot of damage and you dont gotta even hit the enemy directly with the projectile. so its an easy weapon. #idk. #for heavy i dont have a real loadout im happy with. i tend to go brass beast family business and eviction notice #ik tomislav is like the best overall minigun but. idk. #eviction notice really sucks but once someones pestering me up close i really like to chase them down while punching them #since most of the 9 classes cant get out of range. ive managed to do it a bunch despite how much i dont like the weapon. #like. i wish it didnt have the max health drain. id prefer if like. i couldnt be overhealed if i had them equipped. #the slight speed increase is. okay. paired with the increase in speed when hitting a player. #though if it was simplified. id add those two stats together for the on hit attribute. #so like... less damage. faster swing speed. faster movement when hitting an enemy for a second. and no overheal when equipped. #instead of it just being a weirder worse gru. #that way its just about punishing players who get too close. and makes you weaker if youve got a medic. since you cant be overhealed. #soldier... i just use rocket launcher/black box panic attack and whip. nothing really unique about my playstyle with him. #engineer. panic attack pistol gunslinger or jag. #im no good with the widowmaker and i like having 6 shots so id rather not use the frontier justice. #anyway im at the tag limit. thank you for the ask anon!!!

[antisocialgaycat]

OH guys did i tell you

on thursday i was Sick As Fuck but went to a dance audition thingy anyway and.

guess what.

i got in

yippee

anyways yes v happy abt that

#just a load of garbage #according to my friend i passed out afterwards but i dont remember that #what i do remember is everyone telling me i look like shit #no but actually what happens after i do something my face goes so red and then like 3 minutes after im done ill go so goddamn pale #like i go from sunburnt scottish bitch #to literally a fucking vampire #anyways #dont mind me yall

[bluebellhairpin]

As a certified Australian with an accent, I want to share an accent I think is above all others in terms of attractiveness. Scottish accents. I don't care if you think it's silly but I saw a video of a Scottish man reading aloud and the things I would do to hear it again is unimaginable. It has always been this way for me.

#bc Australian accents dont sound like anything. at all. ever. so i dont understand how it can be hot or sexy yk #but scottish accents are above all others #im comparason #and im sorry to all my friends here who come from there #american accents are the worst #im sorry but theres almost always zero rizz there and that isnt your fault #nemos thoughts

[muirneach]

scottish is a fun language because every time i see it in the wild i have a moment of recognition followed closely by going wait huh what is that

#oh i know that– ohhhh no i dont… #ppl r always like arent irish and scottish mutually intelligible theyre so close #girl i dont know whats going on over there scottish is literally none of my business as far as im concerned #if i tried i could definitely parse a bunch of words from a given sentence but also i dont wanna lol

[bxdtime-ceai]

it's so hard to enjoy a show when the villain is yet again the only person with an eastern european accent

#disenchantment #jane the virgin too #but im specifically talking about disenchantment here #i wanna enjoy this so bad but it's just not good.................... #the protag is annoying to me but i dont hate her #but my issue is #queen oona #why does she have an eastern european accent #it doesnt even make sense outside of the 'eastern european is evil' trope #like #even within the kingdom #some ppl have british scottish american etc accents #so why couldnt she have one like that #it's already established that she's not from there so she doesn't need an accept change #esp when the giants and the elves don't have an accent change #it's just ridiculous #makes me wanna root for queen oona just bc she's been wronged #ive heard she gets redeemed later #but the show still relies on stupid stereotypes to get the audience against her in the beginning #i cant forgive that #time to stop watching ig

[narutomaki]

re: that last reblog

I'm still. like I have... nothing yknow? which isn't like. unfamiliar to other mixed indigenous kids from parents born in the '60s but it's also like. I don't even have anything concrete from my white parentage. I have vague clues and ideas but. I'm 3rd generation here from that side of my family at least irt my grandfather, who's parents fled ??? during a war with him. and I know nothing abt my matertnal grandmother's family other than most of her close relatives are abusers/sex offenders/sided with the prev 2 options and I never got more info than that.

and if I don't know anything abt my dad and how he grew up. the most I know is he's Indigenous he was born in/around the 60s and if she is his bio mother my paternal grandmother was institutionalized. that's it! that's all I get! and it was second hand and gruff clipped answers on a car ride when i tried to confirm.

#i ask him and he says yeah my (direct blood relatives) are but the (surname)s have been English and Scottish as far back as i can tell! #and im like. okay. ok. cool. thanks. thats not what i asked? and then he ghosts me for months or years at a time. lol. lmao. #uuggghhhh #to do the work of connecting i have to actually branch out and speak to community and elders. i know this. #comma. however. i worked as a cashier for almost 2 years and didnt make a single friend there. so. like. thats how bad my SAD/GAD is. #screaming into a sink full of water. #i am capable of being so normal about this. #i dont blame him. i cant blame him #its not like its his FAULT its just. its his right how he chooses to self identify. it is. it is. but. #he. i mean its not like he was really in my life as a child. (thanks mum). so i also. hes not obligated to answer me past what hes already #told me. and its just. okay youre blood related to indigenous people. tell me more. please. (radio silence for a year.) #goofy floating in a fountain dot gif

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

french 12 is just so not correct. thats literally not what he sounds like

#polar opposite to french yaz who is perfect #nardole and bill are alright theyre pretty good #but 12 im literally like who is this guy i dont know this guy #missy is hmmmmmmmmmmm slightly off the mark #slightly uncanny #missy slightly to the left #maybe they should just have made them both the french version of scottish

[cruelsister-moved2]

who knows hopefully this will age really badly but i wish americans understood that there could never be an irish reunification like. anywhere in our lifetime probably. and if there WAS it would most likely provoke a brutal civil war. and most importantly - due to said threat of civil war - most people who actually live in the north just want like. peace. equality. an end to sectarianism. and not to be cynical but irish reunification wouldn’t actually do much to address the issues faced there i.e poverty, sectarianism, lack of healthcare/womens & LGBT rights etc etc. which are issues with their roots in british occupation so you know it’s all delicately interconnected but its mildly frustrating to see the sopping wet kitten of europe like only ever being discussed as revolution fantasy material for irish americans 😐

#scottish independence vs irish reuinification is like #that meme of queen of disaster vs roman holiday #and im pro reunification im just also aware that if it happened in 2024 lots of innocent people would die #for like very limited benefit #also what the people themselves want is increasingly trending towards like 'we dont even fucking care anymore just stop setting shit on fire #i dont think its problematic to make the jokes or w/e to be clear #i just wish people sometimes cared abt NI for real