#im sorry!

[icallhimjoey]

I'm not a fan of how silent you go when you're not writing and we don't have things to yell at you about, so to break the silence, I need to know: what pic of Joe is the most you-coded? You can choose one, or several <33

this one, probably

#also #im sorry!

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

So, Thalia is the daughter of Zeus, the king of the gods. We call Zeus "his royal highness", right? So can we call Thalia "her royal pineness"?

#im sorry! #thalia grace #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo hoo toa tsats #puns #im not that punny

[willgrahamscock]

almost all the couples on your lesbian poll are bisexual women dating women :(

this isn't a drag or a complaint or anything, just me being sad about how few actual lesbian characters there are in media that you can't even make a poll of them without having to include lots of non-lesbians. the media is so fucked up and lesbophobic.

i'm glad i'm grown, but the impact this has on baby dykes, seeing that even so-called lesbians have to have at least one relationship with a male should be considered a form of psychological torture.

Yeah my poll would have been drastically shorter if I only included lesbian women, but if im honest I think some dated men and then ended up with women bc they realized they prefer women! Which is true to real life, it's totally ok if you date men and then that way you figure out you're lesbian. And their relationships are valid regardless if they're bi, pan, lesbian.

#alex answers #i should have used 'queer' tbh but i cant edit it :( #im sorry!

[enbymurderhusbands]

dear people who think crowley is lucifer,

???????????

lucifer fell and was the first to fall because he actively went against god

he did not care for her divine plan and started a war bc he wanted to be in power

crowley sauntered vaguely downwards… all he did was ask some questions… hang out with the wrong people… how tf did you get to that fucking conclusion?????????

not to undermine anyones theories (yes actually to that) but crowley Is Not lucifer and i’m 90% sure lucifer is satan? so.

#good omens #good omens lucifer #good omens crowley #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley is not lucifer #ew crowley is lucifer is a tag #babes! it makes no sense! #im sorry! #(no im not!) #good omens season one #good omens series two #amazon prime good omens #the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter #neil gaiman #sir terry pratchett

[taz-clark]

my bird yells at me if i sneeze.

#im sorry! #i should yell at him when he sneezes #see how he likes it

[babbushka]

Omg I’m so excited to see you back and congratulations 💛💛💛

It might be too much and then just ignore this but I’d love to hear headcanons for Flip, Clyde and Kylo, and even Mills if you have any

🍔 🍔 🍔

And I forgot the icon while typing this, but is your favorite fic or favorites?

Thank you so much for your kind words my wonderful friend! I hope you've been well!! If you can believe that I still haven't seen 65, I'm sorry to decline giving a headcanon for him, but please accept these little headcanons for the other boys!

Flip did NOT like Star Wars when it came out in 1977, mostly because he did not want to be associated with all the hype and attention that it caused. However, he did go see Empire when it debuted in 1980 and loved it so much that he gave A New Hope a second chance, and to this day one of his prized possessions is his original ticket stub of all 3 original trilogy films.

Clyde keeps a lucky rabbit's foot on his person at all times. He's not superstitious, but he is a little 'stitious. It doesn't sit right with him to go about doing anything what requires a bit of luck, without it. The one and only time he lost it (Jimmy had knocked it out of it's clasp that holds it onto the chain on accident at the county fair), Clyde did not move from that spot near the funnel cake stand until it was found. It took Mellie and Jimmy damn near six hours to retrace all their steps and recover the foot.

Kylo is fluent in at least 6 different languages, from his days as a child under Leia's tutelage. There is a specific droid aboard the Finalizer that happens to be programmed with these languages, and in the early hours of morning when he cannot sleep, Kylo will visit the droid and speak in a foreign tongue to keep up with his practice.

#i'm going to avoid answering what my favorite fic is #because i have so many and i wouldnt want to single anyone out or forget anyone lol #i know thats a lame answer #im sorry!

[dufrau]

this fic is legit gonna be for like 5 of you. this is not a crowd pleaser. it is barely fanfiction right now its more like a survival horror video game.

#ronance #ronance tlou bill & frank AU robin POV #im sorry! #its going to have a happy ending though! #if you ignore the eventual ending of this AU at least

[shkika]

Oh one more ask about saint! How did saint feel about seeing moon vanish from the rubicon? I just finished saint’s campaign and let me tell you i am emotionally destroyed like dude… pebbles and moon are gone man just like that…poof! i can only imagine how your saint must have felt since moon and sliver were very close

Ohh anon could you clarify by what you mean disappearing from the rubicon?

Saint would be heartbroken if anything happened to Moon, you’re very right! Sliver deeply cares for her.

#ask #anonymous #perhaps its the travelling for so long thats getting me to misunderstand #im sorry! #but i am curious

[marsneedstherapy]

flf couples as love languages with no explanation, just vibes

Rosalind Orion: physical touch

Phoebe Silas: quality time

Celia Oliver: acts of service

#acts of service like [that one scene in fhh yk the one] #im sorry! #(im not its funny) #chloe gong #secret shanghai #foul lady fortune #foul heart huntsman #orion hong #rosalind lang #phoebe hong #silas wu #oliver hong #celia lang

[zarophod]

ALAN DAVIES IS HOT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

#i mean it. #he’s a hot old man #AND I APOLOGISE FOR NOT INCLUDING HIM IN MY TASKMASTER S12 POST OKAY??!! #IM SORRY! #alan davies #taskmaster #taskmaster season 12 #britcom #hot old man

[total-dxmure]

NOOO MARLEY AND ME😭😭

i'm still writing "marley and me"! don't worry, angel! it should be up this weekend. i'm just gonna post the next chapter of "invisible string theory" first!

my writing block for "marley and me" is somethin' fierce right now, so i'm hoping that the more i write in general, the easier it will be to smooth out some kinks in the story.

#sweet nonnie #im sorry! #its coming #I swear

[separatist-apologist]

I know everyone wants an update on LIBTM but I need to be focused only on my secret Santa fic which is shaping into a very chill 50k+ words. I will be planning to update LIBTM post holidays

#im sorry! #I only have ten fingers or I'd do more writing I swear

[liliallowed]

I start off writing a edgy abusive romance then I wonder why I'm sad because I hurt my babies in the story :(

#lili rambles #arugh the emotional turmoil #im sorry! #its for character development i swear 😭

[thebiggestmenace]

AAAAAA there is more devastation to episode 3 :(((((

someone found the letter Bill and Frank wrote (I do not know if it's actually the one, but we're gonna act like it is)

the last line????????? Bill was saying that Joel and Tess could do what he and Frank did, if it ever came to it. it'd be on their own terms, but they didn't get that! they couldn't get that! I am so freaking distraught

#im sorry! #if i am cursed with this knowledge #i am cursing you with this knowledge #cause now that episode hurts EVEN more #i didnt know that was possible #rambling menace #the last of us #tlou hbo #ouchie revelation #cw implied suicide #bill and frank

[shortkingkirk]

This is going to be a wildly unpopular take with the midwesterners but corned beef and cabbage is nasty. Who wants spongy wet meat. Corned beef and cabbage enjoyers can fight me outside the arch on this

#its gross!! #im sorry! #(not actually sorry) #enjoy your wet meat and soggy leaves you freaks

[brattiestbiter]

Thank you to @xoxoxoxoxos and @bunnysandtiaras for tagging me!

🎶✨when you get this,put 5 songs you actually listen to,then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favourite follower🎶✨

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Current fave song 🎶:

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Tagging: @frequentlyproblematic @oatlymilk @strangeskeletonboy @beautywithinruins @manicpixiedreamworld @bleachmob

There is absolutely no pressure to do this btw!

#Spotify #ask game #brat chat #I’m gonna reblog this so you might get notified twice! #im sorry! #I combined the two asks I got