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bugoverlord · 4 years

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rating sanders sides ships

ok, starting off with a classic;

Prinxiety (virgil x roman): honestly a very solid ship. it has the pull-in factor of the ‘enemies to lovers’ tension, and the sweet sweet make-up fluff in ‘accepting anxiety’. it was the first ship i shipped in SS, so im always gonna have a soft spot for it. but, roman has a hard time being comfortable around virgil bc of his fear of the dark sides. but that could just turn into some fun hurt/comfort shit so i don't have many complaints. 9/10 (i do ship, but not as much as other ships)

Logicality (logan x patton): such a fluffy ship. a staple in the fandom as well. they have a great dynamic, and you can tell logan is very soft for patton in almost all of their interactions in the earlier episodes. (not so much recently, bc logan is frustrated with the light sides), logan really does care for patton, and lets his guard down the most around him. its sweet to watch their banter, and i love how they are so fluffy. 10/10 (i will forever ship them, one of my fluffiest ships)

Analogical (virgil x patton): honestly they do have a great dynamic, and i can see the appeal. they are both analytical, and will balance each other out very well, and we have seen cases of that throughout the series. i don't really have any complaints, or much to say, but they are very cute. 7/10 (i ship almost all SS ships, this one is just a little boring. still cute though!)

Royality (roman x patton): cute! i feel like they would also be pretty fluffy, but would also get wrapped up in problems and it would be hard to find their way out. i.e. in the moving on ep when roman and patton were getting sucked into the nostalgia. they would be a nice couple, but light sides x light sides don't really do it for me much anymore. their dynamic is also a little basic and not very interesting. but i totally get why people ship them, and i wouldn't turn down reading a fic on these two! 6/10 (boring, but v v cute.)

Logince (logan x roman): its sorta like the prinxiety thing with the arguing and differences thing. they are complete opposites, so i get why people ship them. they are cute! they would also balance each other out really well, and i could see them being a very good couple! 7/10 (cute! nice dynamic!)

Moxiety (virgil x patton): this ship makes me very uncomfortable. if the show didn't make it so apparent that their dynamic is more on the family side like father and son, i wouldn't be uncomfortable, but we are constantly reminded of how they see each other as parent figure and son. i know they aren't biologically related, it just weirds me out. 3/10 (creepy and kinda incesty)

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Mociet (janus x patton): ugh i love this ship! so so cute! has the potential for very good slowburn and angst! im always a sucker for forbidden love as well. very good dynamic, and janus does have a way of flirty with basically every side, so i kinda love this. 9.5/10 (CUTECUTECUTE! i love!)

Loceit (logan x janus): a big otp of mine. very very cute, and i love reading about Logan being fascinated by janus’ snake stuff. very fucking cute, and i love it so so much. logan would definitely be impressed with janus and his knowledge and shit so they would make a great pair. logan also isn't scared of him like the other sides so i like this ship a lot. 10/10 ( cute cute cute yes i love this one a little too much)

Anxciet (virgil x janus): I mean, i love all dark sides ships, so i like this one enough. i like it, but also there is a lot of resentment and a lot of hate between these two that its hard to watch it. but i love angst a lot more than fluff, so i guess its pretty alright. 6/10 (not really any big opinions on this one)

Rociet (roman x janus): once again hitting me with all the angsty ships, which i love. these two have some serious talking to do, and i don't really ship it much to be honest. what i do love though, are unsympathetic patton and roman. now that shit slaps. 5/10 (meh)

Dukeciet/demus (janus x remus): AHHHH i love this ship! their dynamic would be so fun to watch! i can't wait to get some fan service with these two. they have my favorite dynamic out of all the ships, and i love both of the characters so much. 10/10 (o t fucking p)

Intruality (patton x remus:) honestly, i kinda like this one. i feel like patton and remus would be a little funny to watch. patton would be uncomfortable, but would learn to love him. honestly cute as hell. 8/10 (fun pair)

Dukxiety (remus x virgil): i feel like virgil doesn't like remus, or did at some point but can't be around him now. remus puts virgil on edge like no other side, and i don't think that that would be fun to read about. virgil would be too on edge to let his guard down. 3/10 (bad dynamic)

Intrulogical (logan x remus): I? love? this? ship? so much???L:KDOI@EJ so cute! i love the dynamic! logan would def be able to calm remus down real quick. they would be very fun to read about and their dynamic is so fun! 9/10 (i love this one!)

Remrom (remus x roman) whAT FUCKING SICKOS MADE THIS SHIT UP??? they are twins! brothers! family!!!!! i could understand patton and virgil but i honest to god do not understand this one at fucking all. to anyone that ships this, i hope you THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT REAL HARD AND GOOD AND SEE IF YOU STILL SHIP THEM. -128188723/10 (ITS INCEST YALL)

any of the ships with remy and dr picani: i don't really like it? i mean i love the characters, but they aren't even in the same world so i have trouble connecting them. 4/10.

any polysanders ship: i fucking love poly sanders so much. its my fav ship, literally fucking all of the combos. gimme gimme please. (except remrom. never remrom.) my fav is dlamp or drlamp. i just love the idea of them all being happy and in love after some nice slowburn angst. 10/10 (gorgeous, beautiful, lovely, cute, fun, ama-)

if i missed any ships let me know, but these are my ratings on all of the SS ships! (in no particular order)

i hope you had fun reading, and this is in NO way trying to bash anyones ships, (except remrom. fuck that), these are just my ratings!

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