Don't worry about Blurr's fashion choices. His life goal is to get pneumonia
And yes, he's wearing a helmet, not a hat
Also, Swerve living the dream~
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Request Swerve x Cybertronian S/O.
Their dynamic is pretty much Jessica and Roger Rabbit.
Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit !!! Shsinskndknidn I love their dynamic plsss tall beautiful wife with small goofy husband?? Loev it so much and I hope I interpreted it good
Swerve with a Cybertronian S/O with the dynamic of Jessica and Roger Rabbit
Swerve is very smitten with you
Like, very smitten
I mean, have you seen yourself?? Goddamn was he lucky to have you as his conjunx, his CONJUNX
He’s always staring at you with the most heart eyes anyones have ever seen until he realizes you’ve stopped talking and is now staring back
He always looks so bashful whenever he looks away
You find it adorable that he still acts like this even though you’re already his conjunx
Swerve stared with a goofy smile as you talked, occasionally taking sips of your high grade. You always looked so beautiful whenever you talked, but you always looked beautiful.
Before he knew it, you had stopped talking and were now looking directly at him
Swerve quickly turned away to try, and probably fail, at hiding his blush. He had probably looked so ridiculous and goofy…
You were tempted to remind him you were his conjunx, but you decided to simply stay silent and smirk
He’s a bit goofy at times but you love him anyways
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hangman adam page vs swerve strickland wins best ‘non’ sexual bdsm performance of the year!
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idk man i just think theyd be cute together
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You know what More Than Meets The Eye deserved?
A beach episode. The Lost Light crew visits a beach resort planet for a mini-vacation, chaos ensues.
Swerve falls asleep on the beach and several people bury him, drawing patterns in the sand he's buried in to make him look like a mermaid. Rodimus' holoform is wearing the most obnoxious beach outfit imaginable and a huge straw hat. Whirl gets banned from the beach indefinitely for yelling out "Shark!" and making everyone panic (there are no sharks on this planet.) Tailgate was almost swept out to sea but was saved by Cyclonus, who proceeded to lecture him for hours about how dangerous and stupid that was. Everyone teams up to drown Getaway.
Megatron and Ultra Magnus stand in the back, arms folded and watching like a bunch of disappointed dads (they're both wearing beach hats)
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every time i open my inbox theres a new ask about wanting to fuck knightformers swerve to death. everyone take a deep breath please.
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