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thepavementsings · 2 years
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We need your Pierrexpert analysis what things do you have to say
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Sorry for being unhinged under the cut. This is a product of my neighbour  listening to positive affirmation mantra music at 3am and also the Waitress Soundtrack
I think there's a misconception with Pierre within the idea that he holds a lot of anger and resentment. I think that much is true for sure, but because of it he gets characterized as hardened because of it when deep down that's not the case!
In his career Pierre has never been afforded the same grace or the same kindness as many of his peers have been. Which is not to say that that kindness towards others was not earned, but it's different.
Pierre has been in survival mode for years. years. What you see is not a hardness, or a selfishness, it’s self preservation. And I don't think he truly wears it in this independent way that it's often characterized. I don’t think Pierre is looking particularly to be independent. I think he is trying to be self sufficient because he cant trust anyone not to leave him in that. There’s a difference there that drives some fundamental wants/needs that get missed sometimes. Pierre isn't HE’S NOT AFFORDED THE SAME SOFTNESS as the others. HE LONGS FOR IT JUST THE SAME.
I think about the video from last season when he does the Piñata video, and he says to the presenter about the candy "we should bring this for Checo's kids to have". And then the story from the other day about him bringing that girl with him to testing. He is thoughtful and kind and generous with himself in a way that gets missed. 
He will flay himself open the pavement and says: this is Pierre. This is who I am and this is how I feel and I can't change that. I won't change that. I want to believe that is enough.
He feels so much and he doesn't have anywhere to put it!!! He has been made to feel that to cry... to feel is SHAMEFUL. To feel as if you have been stripped of your voice and your humanity enough that you have to write your own article... Where else can that go when you aren't afforded a place to feel? A dream is a soft place to land.
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makeagif · 2 months
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Lando Norris / Formula 1 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, Media Day. (06/03/2024)
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red-prince · 5 months
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you can see they’re already married
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rb19 · 6 months
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ef-1 · 1 month
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yeah same
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jackhues · 29 days
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CLOWNS AND CARS - PADDOCK PASS, BABY [ PART FIVE ]
in which y/n hamilton might've accidently manifested her dad's dnf (australia 24)
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y/nhamilton: "what did it cost you (to convince these two to step away from the track)?" "nothing (one of my dad's signed hats)"
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pinned y/nhamilton: guys i know the actual line is 'everything'. stop attacking me, i'm sensitive -> user: i just choked on my water -> y/nhamilton: are you okay? -> user: yeah i'm fine now!
pinned y/nhamilton: @/landonorris see how well MY bracelet would match with that fit -> landonorris: you mean mine? you're never getting it back just accept the fact -> y/nhamilton: never
pinned y/nhamilton: swipe to the end to see a wallaby sniff oliver -> kimi.antonelli: not pictured is oliver screaming very loud and running away -> olliebearman: i'm literally being bullied by two CHILDREN
user: omgg pretty 😍
user: ollie in the third slide is looking up the way y/n normally does when they talk -> y/nhamilton: i'm not short. he's built like a giraffe
user: omgg look at kimi with the koala -> y/nhamilton: that's not a koala. it's a mirror
user: queen hamilton making sure no one featured on her page gets an ego 🤩
logansargeant: invite? -> y/nhamilton: boy you were sleeping -> logansargeant: so THAT'S what all of those calls were for
carlossainz55: 🫎🫎 ->y/nhamilton: 🫏🫏 -> user: i have no idea what this means and i never will, but i look forward to carlos' comment EVERY time y/n posts
doriane_pin: pretty girl 😍 -> y/nhamilton: marry me 💍 -> doriane_pin: 👰👰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 -> kimi.antonelli: what did i just see? -> y/nhamilton: congrats, you were a witness at our wedding!
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y/nhamilton: last slide is me watching the aus gp if you even care
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user: I CARE!
user: y/n hamilton back at it with the gp dumps
charles_leclerc: where are the podium pics? -> y/nhamilton: you put that filter on all of the ones you sent. it's not the vibe i'm going for today
logansargeant: are you still depressed about the uno cards? -> y/nhamilton: yes.
carlossainz55: 🏆🏆 -> y/nhamilton:🏅🏅
user: nahh you can't be clowning ferrari. that's your new home -> y/nhamilton: i've got a year
lewishamilton: well... at least i made the photo dump (?) -> y/nhamilton: TWICE
sebastianvettel: since when do you have a cat? -> y/nhamilton: it's a reaction meme seb. i don't have a cat
ausgp: we'll be back next year!!
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countingstars-17 · 2 months
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i love the heart jeans
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wejustvibing · 1 month
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😌👍🏾 [©MarkAvellino]
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monzabee · 10 months
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short stack (social media au) - ln4
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Summary: The one where the internet is obsessed about the height difference between you and your boyfriend, Lando.
Pairing: lando norris x reader (model used: lisa from blackpink)
Warnings: google translate korean, cursing, internet, lando slander but not really, apparently i can't spell tattoo, i know lisa is not taller than lando, but for the purposes of this post she is, thank you🤞
Request: "hello love xx i was wondering if you could do a lando norris social media au i can't stop thinking about where landos girlfriend is about 4cm taller than lando and the fans just adore it x thank you"
Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 
yourusername tagged location: venice, italy
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yourusername: 감사합니다, @bulgari, 마법 같은 밤
lightlysdarling: look at her🤩 look at how she glows🤩
kjsbtch: @yninyourarea wake up she's blessing us again !!
yninyourarea: i love that this is the first thing i've seen this morning🤭 계속 죽여!
landobrazil: bella menina!!
zendaya: 🩷🩷
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ynbrazil: not her blessing us on the main😶‍🌫️
landonorris: i think i lost my phone number, can i get yours?
yourusername: boo, i have a boyfriend👎
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lando.jpg: looking camp right in the eye
lusciouslando: the biggest simp for his girlfriend, as he should😭😭
marliegloss: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I NEEDED A CROSSOVER🫣
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yourusername: we're going to get sued big time😐😐
lando.jpg: do you know a good lawyer @daniel3.jpg daniel3.jpg: what am i doing here yourusername: i'm calling my lawyer🙃 lando.jpg: come oooon yourusername: 난 당신을 차단 해요
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yourusername tagged location: london, uk
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yourusername: 해? 영국에서? 🤭
isapizza: queen of posing awkwardly to fit in the frame😭
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landonorris: how tall are you, again?🫠
yourusername: taller than you🤭
landonorris: ouch
georgerussel63: now that's just sad, mate
alex_albon: i call that a burn🔥
orange_papaya: IS THAT A TATTOO?? ON MOM??
ynyesrizz: no stop🫣 no it's actually there🫣
yourusername just posted a story!
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landonorris: short stack for the short stack tagged users: yourusername
tomholland2013: short kings club
zendaya: boy...
yourusername: z has spoken 🫣🫣
papayuh: i love my height difference couple🫶
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noriastri: imma need to be adopted ASAP
georgerussel63: where are our pancakes?? @alex_albon
alex_albon: yeah, where are our short stacks??
yourusername: you're not short🤷‍♀️
landonorris: burn baby burn
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oscatpiastri · 2 months
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"I'm not up for adoption, unfortunately, but thank you" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mistressemmedi · 3 months
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Hi! I was speaking to a friends boyfriend who works as an engineer (factory only, no trackside so plenty of this is second hand info) at one of the teams over the Christmas break. He says that at his team one driver is unhappy with his current position in the team, because he thought his team would favour him and make him lead driver as he has been there a number of years but his new teammate beat him and is supposedly now renewed through to the next set of regulations while the other driver has no contract. There has been a physical fight in the factory between the drivers early in the season and there are now protocols in place to prevent another, such as a senior neutral third party has to be present with them at all times if they’re together and their sim time and entry to circuits is coordinated to prevent them being there at the same time. Didn’t know who better to tell 👀👀👀
A physical fight? 👁️👄👁️
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povlnfour · 6 months
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ PADDOCK TO PADDOCK (LN) PART ONE
lando norris x fem!horse rider!reader
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yourusername nice little practice today in between interviews. ready for a relaxed weekend
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user1 give bean all the carrots from us!
user2 so excited for the showjumping season!!!!
flo_norris_showjumping what a duo you two are already👏🏻
user3 i love that you practice in a full face of makeup. go girl slay!
yourusername @/user3 LMAO my makeup did not look that good by the end of it. p much had to redo it all for interview no.2
lilymhe OBSESSED
yourusername @/lilymhe GIRL I MISS YOU
lilymhe MISS YOU MORE. gotta link up when you’re back around :’)
user4 lily + y/n. my fav duo. i’ve missed their flirting
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landonorris not meant to be today but we bounce back
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user5 we love you🧡 you did so well
mclaren onto better things🧡
user3 @/yourusername ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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user6 @/user3 SHE KNOWS HIS SISTER OFC SHE FOLLOWS HIM
user3 that’s hot
oscarpiastri 🧡🧡🧡
user7 the loves of my life fr
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f1updates star studded turn out today for @/lilymhe’s golf game! joining f1 stars such as lando norris, charles leclerc and alex albon is lily’s friend and pro showjumper y/n y/l/n!
user1 SHES SO CUTE
user3 the way this is just her jumping off a flight to go support her bff…. i’ll cry she looks so pretty
user7 WITH LANDO ALEX AND CHARLES???
user5 I KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW MORE PEOPLE ARENT FREAKING OUT
user8 i mean we know she knows alex bc of lily but…. lando and charles
yourusername stop looking at these photos i was so jet lagged….
user4 AND STILL CUTE!
user2 not bestie following f1updates😭
user3 @/user2 i bet she’s a lewis girlie. she has that vibe
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lilymhe good game, better celebrations
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user1 Y/N AND LANDO??? DANCING N HANGING OUT?????
alex_albon y/n is a terrible photographer but lando is a bad dancer. it equals out
yourusername SLANDER ON MY PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS
landonorris @/yourusername i’ll teach you to drive, you teach me to dance?
yourusername @/landonorris … meet my horse i’ll consider it
landonorris @/yourusername i said it last night and i’ll say it again… NO! no reason for an animal to have that long a neck
yourusername @/landonorris wow. friendship over before it began
alex_albon @/landonorris giraffes are calling
user7 what is going on in these comments…
user5 damn they just met and are already flirting? the devil works hard but lando works harder
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yourusername life lately
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user2 OH SO UR HANGING OUT NOW?
flo_norris_showjumping MY BROTHER?
yourusername @/flo_norris_showjumping ANSWER MY TEXTS
user6 why texts what’s going on miss y/n👀
user3 beauty
user5 all the grid boys liking… oh you know lando is talking about her
user7 who can blame him i mean LOOK AT HER
alex_albon how come lily gets a cute ass photo and the one you posted of me last week made me look like a demon
yourusername she’s my favourite parent🩷
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y/nupdates the showjumping season is officially underway! sending all our love to @/yourusername and mr. bean today on their first competition🩷
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user5 lando creeping in the likes lmao
user2 what is going on between lando and y/n…
y/nupdates all we know is that they’re friends and we love that!🩷
user9 hm
user1 ?
user9 @/user1 he doesn’t need any distractions.
user1 @/user9 bestie it’s a post announcing a competition season not a marriage proposal💀
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a/n: first part down!!! not super interesting but this is self indulgent as a horse girl myself LMAO. welcome to my acc i guess???
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makeagif · 2 months
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Lando Norris / Formula 1 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, Media Day. (06/03/2024)
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pierregaslays · 2 months
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“allegations ruin men’s lives” idk man, i think christian horner is handling it well enough, he’s still got his job, his reputation, the backing of his equally disgusting team who are confident he’ll ‘bounce back’ as well as half of the drivers on the grid who are spineless cunts and dismissing a literal sexual harassment case but sure, allegations ruined his life
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777bae · 1 year
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F1 FEMALE DRIVER HEADCANONS
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PAIRING… f1!drivers x fem!driver | WC… 0.4k | Masterlist
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➭ Having basically all of the older drivers as your parents (mainly Lewis, Seb and Daniel).
➭ Being slightly younger than Oscar.
➭ Karaoke sessions with the drivers and it always just ends up in you singing beautifully whilst the latter almost lose their voice.
➭ Being besties with Carlos and Lando and either you gang up on either or both gang up on you.
➭ Always being picked as a partner in grid challenges, no matter the topic and somehow your team always seems to win, leading you to be known as the ‘most cultured’ driver.
➭ Being known as the ‘model’ of the paddock as you always turn up in the best outfits during race week.
➭ Having many fans either want to be you or be with you.
➭ Being an absolute idiot with Charles wherever whenever with Daniel or Seb having to marshall your stupidness.
➭ Every driver believing that you and Oscar are a thing, no matter how many times you both try to deny the speculations.
➭ Having gossip sessions with whichever driver you can get a hold of, mainly those being Daniel, Lando, Carlos and Charles. Also having them eavesdrop on conversations you have with your other friends and immediately asking you about it once the call ends.
➭ All of the drivers just ganging up on George and joining in on George’s intro meme, with you winning of course.
➭ Lando and Daniel bullying you into having one of those jpg accounts after multiple fans point out how their own accounts are basically just fan accounts for you (mainly Lando’s). Your first post includes a dramatic and over the top photoshoot by the two before being followed by a few mugshots of the drivers.
➭ Each driver being given a nickname after certain crashes, yours being the torpedo after you infamously charged straight into Carlos’ car (the nickname given as Carlos had, very exaggeratedly, described what you looked like). Other drivers nicknames being: Beyoncé belonging to Lando after the radio recording of him screaming (hitting a high note) after losing control of his car was released.
➭ You basically trying to bully Lance into giving you a few extra notes in cash at any chance you can, whenever Lawrence is not around of course.
➭ Having Yuki take you and Pierre to his house whenever you’re in the country after begging him to let his mother make some food for the two of you. This idea spiralling off the one time Yuki let you try one of his homemade meals, the recipe, he said, belonging to his mother.
➭ ‘Michael Jackson’ being another one of your nicknames as you performed one of the artists dances for a challenge… whilst being dressed up like him. And of course having Daniel record the whole thing and posting it online, leading to the whole f1 world calling you that nickname.
➭ Never ending rivalry between you and Lando (basically you two just acting like kids all the time).
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jackhues · 2 months
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YOU SUCK AT UNO - PADDOCK PASS, BABY [ PART THREE ]
in which y/n plays the part of best friend and professional gaslighter for the weekend (saudi arabia 24)
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y/nhamilton: death, taxes, and doriane (MY BESTIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD) winning races
tagged: lewishamilton, doriane_pin, georgerussel63
pinned y/nhamilton: also, shoutout susie for being the best in the whole world and letting me sit in the car !!!! -> username: susie supremacy
doriane_pin: i love you 🤍 -> y/nhamilton: love you more 💜 -> username: my roman empire i love this duo -> username: my roman empire is how good these two could've been in the f1 academy together -> username: OMG I NEVER REALIZED I NEEDED THAT -> username: y/n doesn't race? -> username: no, she started karting but apparently she was never insanely interested in it. so lewis told her she didn't have to do it anymore and they stopped
doriane_pin: THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND -> y/nhamilton: stopppp, you got me blushing and shii
mercedesamgf1: woo go doriane!!!
f1: congrats doriane!!
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y/nhamilton: signing out from saudi arabia 💜
tagged: lewishamilton, ollibearman, charles_leclerc, pierregasly
pinned y/nhamilton: also shoutout to ollie for absolutely crushing it!! pierre, you need to get better at uno asap. and @/carlossainz55 ⭐⭐ -> carlossainz55: 🌟🌟
olliebearman: thanks y/n!!
username: i love how the entire grid is just praising ollie this weekend
pierregasly: you play uno wrong -> y/nhamilton: no. you're just bad -> lewishamilton: i should've warned you about this -> pierregasly: yeah you should've -> username: all hail our gaslighting queen y/n hamilton liked by y/nhamilton
charles_leclerc: where are my flowers? -> lewishamilton: you're not my daughter -> charles_leclerc: which means i didn't force you to wear clip on earrings after races when i was a kid. i think i deserve some flowers -> y/nhamilton: seb your kid is trying to steal my dad again -> username: i love everything about this
logansargeant: 🌴🌴
maxverstappen1: no podium picture? -> y/nhamilton: no.
oscarpiastri: can i have my cap back? -> y/nhamilton: tell lando to give me my bracelet back -> landonorris: it's my bracelet now -> y/nhamilton: noooooooooooo -> oscarpiastri: i literally just wanted my hat back guys -> username: poor oscar getting caught in the crossfire
f1: we'll be back in two weeks!!
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