#incorrect kuromyu quotes

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Grell: Plans are plans. I'm a badass, not an anarchist.

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[punkrockalphys]

black butler characters with gravity falls quotes because this is what my life is now

Sebastian: sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m a butler. AVENGE THEM, CHILD! AVENGE THEM!

Grelle: My name is Grelle. But you can call me the girl of your dreams. *awkwardly tries to hit Sebastian on the shoulder and punches him to the ground* I’M JOKING

Will: darn beautiful men! always eating out of my trash.

Undertaker: YOU CAN RUN, BUT I’LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!

Claude: *about to take a bath* wash off the shame, Claude. Wash off the shame.

Ronald: is that legal?

Grelle: when there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!

Eric: Alan, would it be wrong to punch a child?

Sebastian: FINALLY! An excuse to punch a teenager in the face!

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan, holding up a finger gun: GIVE ME IDEAS TO DRAW

Eric, panicking: FLOWERS.

Alan, kissing his cheek: Thank you.

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[ericslingbysexy]

alan: right so basically what i was thinking was-

eric: *hits him with his scythe*

alan: ah fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this

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[arashi-narukami]

Eric: Hey Alan, hold this

Alan: ...

Alan: Eric, this is your hand.

Eric: Exactly.

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[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Ronald: I'd love to see you date someone from work. Your head would explode.

Alan: YOUR HEAD WOULD EXPLODE!

Eric: ...

Ronald: ...

Alan: ... With how well I would handle it.

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[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Will T. Spears: Congratulations to the class of 1889. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet... and spit out that gum.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Eric: The Doctor gave me four days to live.

Alan, surprised: You're sick?

Eric: Nah, he just doesn't like me

Sebastian: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Eric: *does one (1) stupid thing*

Alan: That's my man, ladies! Hands off!

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan: *pours himself his 5th cup of coffee*

Eric: Are you okay?

Alan: If I wanna get through the day without bitch slapping Ronald, I've got to have SOMETHING to keep me distracted.

Eric: And caffine is the way to do that?

Alan: I'm hoping I'll go into shock and a coma...

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Ronald, through text: Your girl could never.

Alan: I'm gay, but go off ig.

Ronald: Shit. Sorry.

Ronald: Your man could never.

Alan: .... U right.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan, to Eric: You text me heart eyes at 11:00 at night. Do not ask why I'm at your front door butterball ass naked.

Alan, in his face: Let me in, bitch.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan: hoe don't do it.

Eric, swinging his scythe:

Alan, getting hit: oh my god.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan, from the livingroom: I THINK THE FUCK NOT, YOU TRICK ASS BITCH.

Eric, stepping inside: What the fuck, Alan?

Alan, looking at their cat: He tried to dip his paw in my coffee!

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan, after hearing a loud thud: What was that?

Eric: My shirt fell.

Alan: It sounded heavier than that.

Eric: ...I was in it.

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[incorrect-slingphries-quotes]

Alan: Let me see what you have.

Eric: My scythe!

Alan: NO

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