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box-of-teenage-souls · 4 months
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Sapphire: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ruby: Not if they consent to it.
Emerald: Depends who you're stabbing.
Wally: YES?!?
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violetpink · 2 years
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Green(M): Gramps can I see my-
Prof. Oak: No
Green(M): Why?!
Prof. Oak: Chores before whores
Green(M): Gramps-
Prof. Oak: Dishes before bitches
Green(M): What the hell-
Prof. Oak: Cutting grass before getting ass
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It's Official!
Since most of you guys wanted them in the ensemble, Yellow, Emerald, Goh, Chloe, Roy, and Dot have now joined!
Now it's time for me to learn their canon personalities...
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Sir Cumference: Have you come up with code names? Spiral: My name is Tom Ato Cylindria: Well, my name is Ann Chovi. Pacster: And I’m Caesar Salad.
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swsh-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Gloria to Marnie: and someday when you die I'll be the one who puts you in the ground
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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[Jubilife village Ingo is  giving a speech in Irida’s place (she’s ill), Melli has been trying to teach Ingo to smile, so far the efforts have been in vain, until the end of the speech where Ingo turns nervously to the crowd, his lips slowly and forcibly turn upward.]
Y/n: (to Lucas): You ever get this feeling something really bad is about to..-
{Ingo manages to smile …this bright explosion of light erupts from Ingo, everyone gasps in terror as a strange force starts to destroy the town!]
Adaman (shaking Melli): What have you done?!
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[cutaway to a small reading room where a Honchkrow in a fez and bathrobe sits in a fancy chair.]
Sir Honchkrow: YOU FOOLS!! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEER!!
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[cut back to Y/n and Lucas in the panicking crowd, as rifts open all around them; swallowing everything in sight.]
Y/n: Reality is falling apart!
Lucas: What's gonna happen to us?
Y/n: I don't know! (grabs Lucas and hugs him) But I'm gonna hold ya tight and never let go!
Lucas: I love you, Chief!
Volo: What about me, yo?!
Y/n: Eh, fuck you.
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emolgabrine · 2 years
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Ethan: Fuck you sweetheart ❤️
Silver: Fuck you more love ❤️
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Leon: Is that Steven?
Wallace: Yep.
Leon: I thought he died?
Wallace: Long story, he's better now.
Leon: Good for him.
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incorrectdpaquotes · 1 year
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Cyrus: the stars are beautiful tonight
Jupiter: yeah
Cyrus: you know what else is beautiful
Jupiter, blushing: what?
Cyrus: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space
source: @/rosadiazh
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dadoodler25 · 2 years
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PokeSpe Characters as B99 Quotes
Ruby: How was I supposed to know their would be consequences for my actions?
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Sapphire: What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?
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Black: Mark the day, White. May 18th, at 4pm. White: Oh, honey, we’re well into October. Black: Really?
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Blake: Anyone over the age of 6 celebrating a birthday should go straight to hell.
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(Black in hospital bed) I wasn’t that badly injured. Nurse Joy said all the bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!
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Diamond: Diamond loves yogurt.
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Diamond: So, how long have you been planning this. A week? A month? Or is this the only reason you became my friend just to begin with? Pearl: You think I became your friend just to steal your pie? Diamond: Your words, not mine.
Diamond: No, Crystal, don’t tell me why you did it. Tell her. Crystal: You want me to talk to this picture of Platinum? Diamond: Look her in the eyes, and tell her what you did. Crystal: I didn’t do it, Platinum. Diamond: Don’t you say her name!
Diamond: No, Wake, I’m not mad at you, I’m sure you didn’t mean to do it, you just got hungry, and that’s the most natural thing in the world. Wake: I didn’t eat your pie. Diamond: You’re LYING!
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Norman: You must be Platinum. Platinum: *Decides to mess with him* No, I’m Dawn. Who’s Platinum? Is Sapphire cheating on me? Norman: *Shock* Oh... my... Platinum: No no no, I’m joking, I’m sorry, I thought it’d be funny, I am Platinum. Norman: Oh, that was actually funny. I didn’t know what was happening, but then I thought I knew what was happening, but what I thought I knew what was happening wasn’t what was happening.
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creepercraftguy · 1 year
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Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Voice Actor Headcanons.
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So here’s the latest update of this little series on my blog where I assign official voice actors to characters that don’t have them. I also did this with the previous title, Legends: Arceus.
I have to reiterate the same points every time, but it’s just so we’re all aware - 
This is NOT CANON. These are HEADCANONS and are unofficial. It’s just a hypothetical situation. If the characters were voiced, this is who I imagine would voice them.
Every major character in both games is included here, so there are HEAVY SPOILERS for the game’s main storylines. DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THE GAME OR DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED.
The only character I did not include in this is Jacq. He already has an official VA thanks to the Pokemon Go Gimmighoul Trailer. I don’t know who it is though because they go uncredited.
So without further ado, I hope you enjoy my ideas. Or don’t. Your choice.
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Nemona - KAYLI MILLS
Also Voiced:
Emilia (Re:Zero)
Alice Synthesis Thirty (Sword Art Online: Alicazation)
Keqing (Genshin Impact
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Katy - DOROTHY FAHN
Also Voiced:
Konan (Naruto)
Tsumugi Shirogane (Danganronpa V3)
Mercedes (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes)
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Brassius - ROBBIE DAYMOND
Also Voiced:
Goro Akechi (Persona 5)
Hubert (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes)
Prompto Argentum (Final Fantasy XV)
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Iono - IRONMOUSE
Also Voiced:
Herself (On her twitch videos and Speak of the Devil)
Tanith (An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | The King & The Serpent)
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Kofu - CHRIS RAGER
Also Voiced:
Hercule Satan (Dragon Ball)
Marshal D. Teach/Blackbeard (One Piece)
Gahuko Asano (Assassination Classroom)
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Larry - XANDER MOBUS
Also Voiced:
Joker (Persona 5)
Master Hand (Super Smash Bros)
Rokuzo Taguchi (Bungo Stray Dogs)
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Ryme - REGINA KING
Also Voiced:
Huey and Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Kreela (The Ant Bully)
Dynamite (Planes: Fire and Rescue)
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Grusha - ALEJANDRO SAAB
Also Voiced:
Cyno (Genshin Impact)
Yuri (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes)
Izumi Miyamura (Horimiya)
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Tulip - MELANIE MINICHINO
Also Voiced:
Alice Hiiragi (Persona 5 Strikers)
Anya Corazon/Spider-Girl (Spider-Man (2017))
Yan (Indivisible)
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Director Clavell - KIRK THORNTON
Also Voiced: 
Kisame Hoshigaki (Naruto)
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Jade Curtiss (Tales of Zesteria)
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Penny - AMANDA CELINE MILLER
Also Voiced:
Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa/Danganronpa Another Episode)
Boruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)
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Mela - ERIN FITZGERALD
Also Voiced:
Chie Satonaka (Persona 4)
Noire/Black Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia series)
Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa series)
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Giacomo - SEAN CHIPLOCK
Also Voiced:
Diluc (Genshin Impact)
Rean Schwarzer (Trails of Cold Steel)
Guido Mista (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)
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Atticus - TODD HABERKORN
Also Voiced:
Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa V3)
Death The Kid (Soul Eater)
Shiro Iori (Kill La Kill)
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Ortega - CASEY MONGILLO
Also Voiced:
Emporio Alnino (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean)
Protagonist (Shin Megami Tensei V)
Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evengelion)
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Eri - CHERAMI LEIGH
Also Voiced: 
Makoto Niijima (Persona 5)
Asuna Yuuki (Sword Art Online)
A2 (Nier:Automata)
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Arven - KAIJI TANG
Also Voiced: 
Owain (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Gonta Gokuhara (Danganronpa V3)
Archer (Fate)
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Rika - SUZIE YEUNG
Also Voiced:
Eula (Genshin Impact)
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
Pumpkin Pie Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
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Poppy - KIMBERLY ANNE CAMPBELL
Also Voiced:
Nahida (Genshin Impact)
Hayase Nagatoro (Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro)
Typhon (Re:Zero)
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Hassel - JAMIESON PRICE
Also Voiced: 
Sojiro Sakura (Persona 5)
Leo Whitefang (Guilty Gear Strive)
Rider (Fate)
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Geeta - SHARA KIRBY
Also Voiced: 
Candace (Genshin Impact)
Franceska Mila Rose (Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War)
Tomomi Takei (Kageki Shojo!!)
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Dendra - ALEX CAZARES
Also Voiced:
Rebecca (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners)
Oblina (Nickelodean: All-Star Brawl)
Dagr (Fire Emblem Heroes)
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Saguaro - PATRICK SEITZ
Also Voiced:
Dio Brando (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)
Ira Gamagoori (Kill La Kill)
Ladiva (GranBlue Fantasy: Versus)
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Salvatore - BRYCE PAPENBROOK
Also Voiced:
Kirito (Sword Art Online)
Eren Jaeger (Attack on Titan)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa 2)
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Tyme - REGINA KING
Also Voiced:
Huey and Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Kreela (The Ant Bully)
Dynamite (Planes: Fire and Rescue)
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Miriam - XANTHE HUYNH
Also Voiced:
Haru Okumura (Persona 5)
Marianne (Fire Emblem Three Houses/Three Hopes)
Ui Hirasawa (K-On)
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Raifort - ALLEGRA CLARK
Also Voiced: 
Shamir (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes)
Maki Zenin (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Beidou (Genshin Impact)
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Professor Sada - JENNIFER LOSI
Also Voiced:
Ganyu (Genshin Impact)
Shinobu Kawajiri (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable)
Mizuki Nakahara (Lycoris Recoil)
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Professor Turo - KEITH SILVERSTEIN
Also Voiced:
Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
Johan Liebert (Monster)
Hisoka (HunterXHunter)
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box-of-teenage-souls · 4 months
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Cheren: Why are Black and White sitting with their backs to each other?
Bianca: They had a fight.
Cheren: Then why are they holding hands?
Bianca: They get sad when they fight.
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violetpink · 2 years
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Blue(F): Oh, so when a Murkrow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”
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Lyra: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected." Lyra: Help. Emerald: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Pacster: You’re the one who tricked us! Apex: You’re the ones who let yourselves get tricked! Pacster: Well, maybe you’ve got a point... Cylindria: DON’T AGREE WITH THE ENEMY!
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swsh-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Marnie:La-da-da-da-da
I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La-da-da-da-da
I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna, drink the red
From your pretty pink face
I'm gonna
Gloria: Marnie, that's too distasteful!
Marnie:Oh, you don't like that?
Or do you just not like me?
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal subjects do
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
I must be such an inconvenience to you
Well, I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a person, am I?
I'm just your problem, well
I-I-I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I-I-I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
I'm sorry that I exist
I forget what landed me on your blacklist, but
I-I-I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you, so
Why do I want to?
Why do I want to?
To bury you in the ground
And drink the blood from your
Ugh!
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