Bedroom kinks
The sleepyheads definitely love some CBT (cozy bedtime) with each other.
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*Y/N in a job interview at the video store*
Steve: What is your biggest weakness?
Y/N: I can be uncooperative.
Steve: Okay, can you give me an example?
Y/N: No.
Robin: I like her.
*Steve sighs*
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The spicy six are hanging out at Steve’s getting high when Robin decides to mess with Steve and Eddie, thinking they're both straight. She decides to make up something so ridiculous:
Robin: Steve says he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.
Eddie: What?
Steve: One time.
Eddie and Robin: What?!
Steve: I thought about bangs, and your face just appeared beneath them.
Robin: 😳
Eddie:
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Steve proposes a nap time for Billy at his place and he got Billy at “cool night night”
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Eddie: Why are Steven and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?
Dustin: They had a fight.
Eddie: Then why are they holding hands?
Dustin: They get sad when they fight.
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When Steve was really young, he didn't have any friends. They were intimated by his last name, and it wasn't until Tommy, who befriended him because he wasn't afraid, that he had any friends until Tommy became a bully. He hung onto him because he had been his first and only friend. After Vecna, Eddie discovers a tape of young Steve doing a pretend interview while Steve is distracted.
Young Steve: I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Steve, appearing in the doorway: 😳
Eddie: 🥺
And that's why Steve had wanted so many kids, but he had forgotten why. He didn't want to be alone or ever feel lonely ever again.
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Steve, has a seizure and passes out
Steve, wakes up in the hospital
Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away
Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”
Eddie, making a choked sound
Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes
Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”
Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”
Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”
Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”
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