#is it too much for jake?? 😭😭

[jakexneytiri]

i am fucking giggling at what i wrote in my sleep-deprived state last night.

“jesus, baby. you keep squeezin’ me like that and i might just send you back to that loser with my load inside ’ya.”

#is it too much for jake?? 😭😭 #i can’t tell LMAO #dilf jake sully #dilf! jake sully #dilf!jake sully #dilf!jake best jake #daddy jake sully #silly daddy pookie

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

in my mind jeremy is freakishly tall and built like a twig. that is very important to how i envision him. and michael has to be taller than him because him being shorter than jeremy doesn't feel right. BUT nobody can be as tall as jake. jake towering over everyone else is even more important than jeremy being a weird sickly tree. this is the eternal dilemma.

#bmc #be more chill #jeremy heere #michael mell #jake dillinger #it's also why rich seems so short #he's not THAT short it's just that all the guys around him are really fucking tall #poor rich </3 #the only way to solve this problem is to make jake like. 6'4 or something but that's too much lmfao 😭

[anthemofgvf]

oh so y’all thought we moved past these photos? you’re WRONG.

#i was sent into a coma this morning #josh fr couldn’t wait to post the photos #so he posted them in b&w😭 #jake had too much spotlight for josh to handle #noel’s thoughts #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #danny gvf #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #sammy kiszka #sam gvf

[hooned]

i can’t believe i took these photos oh my god i luckily had a great view of the entire concert and wow, again, had thee absolute time of my life. ❤️‍🩹 enhypen, you will always be loved by me.

#spent the entire day crying btw — pcd is real i need two to three business days to process everything and start functioning again #right now all i could think of is DAMN TAKE ME BACK PLS I BEG 😭 #enhypen are such phenomenal performers with so much love to give oh god if i could say in words how amazing they all are I WOULD #their eyes shining while looking at the crowd OH GOD they’re everything really !! #and sunoo’s cover ???? I CRIED. sunghoon dancing gento ???? OH MY GOD I DIED AGAIN. #jake singing love yourself for us ??? hee singing give me your forever ??? RIKI LIKE THIS DANCE ??? OH MY GOD. #the fireworkd too UGH it was a perfect night like the pre concert experience wasn’t the best bc of the heat and some lapses #BUT THE CONCERT ITSELF ??? OUR BOYS ??? #OH MY GOD I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN AND AGAIN IF IT MEANS SEEING ENHYPEN PERFORM AND BE LOVED AGAIN LIKE THAT. #I LOVE THEM SOSOSO MUCH I CRIED BEFORE DURING AND AFTER THE CONCERT #MY FANCAMS ARE A MESS BUT OH MY GOD IT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF MAGICAL #text post #this is my best picture everything else is unfocused coz i wanted to look at them with my eyes #they are soo beautiful ugh #the entire time i was screaming and crying and singing and dancing IT WAS LITERALLY THEE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE #i can’t wait to see you again #i can’t wait to see you again my sevEN 🌟🫀🧡 #i talk too much & that's okay ˚◞♡

[chirpsythismorning]

I wonder how sad the millie stans who hate noah must be every time he's seen with millie after being cancelled by them for the 78th time

They are so dedicated I will give them that! Like I truly believe that even when he's in her wedding they're gonna be cropping him out of the pictures and telling themselves that he blackmailed her to be there 😭

#byler #stranger things #millie bobby brown #noah schnapp #noah and millie are besties #that isn’t going to change bc of what ppl on stan twitter think #millie has separated herself soooo much from fan interactions online #the fact that a large portion of her toxic fans have convinced themselves it’s only bc of haters #as if they don’t play a role in her discomfort at all is laughable #if she didn’t have a problem with y’all she would interact #she chooses not to #bc she made one joke about her family not watching her show on a late night talk show #and a bunch of her fans took it seriously and still take it seriously to this day… #like she is constantly with her brother and sisters and family still out and about #they do not hate her and she doesn’t hate them #the reason she had to blacklist her fandom is bc they took a joke too seriously and have made a victim out of her in every way possible #like ppl hating on jake or noah just look so so so stupid #she does not like you!!! #she’s keeping y’all for a check when is that going to click 😭

[exc-lsior]

“moonshine needs me” 😭 of course it’s moonshine who pulls him out of his funk.. of course it’s her, it’s always her 🥺

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #ba2mia #i feel nauseous #I’m frankly experiencing too many emotions at once rn #I’m spiralling #it’s always her 😭😭😭😭😭 #they’re just so !!!!! #this is too much #murph and emily have ripped my heart from my chest with this scene #and jake’s reaction is just repeat stomps on it 🥺😭🥺😭 #naddpod lb #hardwon surefoot #moonshine cybin #hardshine

[insertsickusername13]

my secret to success is that sometimes before big tests I’ll try to embody Jake Dillinger and pretend I’m way more confident on the study material than I actually am

#i force myself to saunter into the classroom even tho i’m trembling inside #the only part i dont embody is jake would stay up all night cramming and i value my sleep too much so i just. don’t. #dude i haven’t even finished the ap world text book i only read half of unit 9 😭 #jake dillinger #bmc #be more chill

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.

#luly talks #i do relinquish in the pain and the agony but dont get me wrong the thought of any of them 3 getting jailed makes me SO sad #rog esp since he's the one im writing about and the biggest nerve wreck #gingi voice they'll be the last one to pick the board game for prison-game-night.......... #actually yknow i wonder if rog would end up almost believing it after all when you try to gaslight him for the shits and giggles #(as in: telling HE was victim of the bite of 87 and the like) he tells you to not do that bc his brain is already scrambled or something #so there's a chance perhaps he'd believe it if he had everyone constantly accussing him of it? #not like it'd matter much i have no hopes for the dsaf justice system i know its been 35 years since jack got framed but still #i just remembered when the option popped up i said ''god im really becoming steven 😭'' #first time i made the joke too was when i said ''imagine your boss sucks so bad you turn suicidal'' no clue what the context was #OH YEAH JAKE SAYING HE'D RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN KEEP WORKING HERE yeah. poor guy. #anyway im derailing my own post again uhhh. yeah. yeah i dont trust any phoney is avoiding the death sentence #dsaf #roger jones #dsaf roger #btw just for the sake of yapping longer i truly cant decide whether harry or jake would survive better in the enviroment #probably jake to be honest. I mean Harry has a lot of experience inside freddy's but he didnt really live outside it muhc #jake is so confrontational though #hey did you guys watch the hit movie felon? sure that guy wasn't framed but. i feel like jake would end up w that attitude #except for. you know. everything else that happens in the hit movie felon. #hey actually forget about this game go watch the 10/10 movie Felon from 2008 starring Val Kilmer and Stephen Dorff #because its one of my all time fave movies and probably the saddest i've seen #not bc there arent movies that are more tragic but bc no movie was able to break thru my walls of idgaf and make me cry anyway #yeah you thought i couldnt bring up my movie fixations on my different fandom posts well you were WRONG in fact #im gonna go tag my other post i left untagged yesterday bc my ass was Cooking

[goldenhypen]

so you jus gonna hide them jake glasses pics or?🧍‍♂️

kim !! i’m so happy you asked 😌 you don’t know how long it took me to narrow it down to just 10 pictures of him 😭 i have too many and i love them all sjsnsjsj but for now i’ll give you some of my favourites 😌 SKNSJSJWNSJSBSJ I LOVE HIM I CANT OMG

like look at him !!!!

omg what a good looking man oh my-

AND THESE LAST TWO LIKE OMG THIS LOOK- OMG T H I S LOOK IS EVERYTHING TO ME OMG JUST LOOK AT HIM 🥹 and the last pic oh my look how cute and precious pls omg and his smile in the second-last one pls i love him i love him i love him-

#i’m weak for men in specs especially jake #uGHSNSNSNSKSN THE LAST TWO ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES PLS OMG #hhhh i can’t tell you enough how much i love the look of him in glasses #i jUST- SJSNSJSJSJJSS #HES TOO GOOD TO BE REAL #ok i’m sorry i’m a lil too excited rn 🥹😭 sjsjsj #thank you for giving me the opportunity to let this out dkdnsjsn #em answers #kim! <3 #lovely moots #♡

[hacked-by-jake]

Hbj hope you have an amazing day! The final scene of the Duskwood game, all those heavily armed FBI agents, the whole corporation with a fucking HELICOPTER, chasing their most wanted hacker, our Jake. For this man to just say "Remember what I said? That I wouldn't let myself get caught because it would mean our eternal separation" 4 years evading the FBI, Jake is so hot, this man's intelligence and courage blows my mind, I can't- JAKE IS SO HOT

ANON, DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT! I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK OVER HERE! I WAS NOT PREPARED!

You're so freaking right!!! With the quote of him - damn. He is- I CAN’T-

You know, I mean he’s wanted by the government, we’ve seen two masked men in suits trying to hack us. That was freaky, but okay, that made an impression and made Jake even hotter.

But the end of episode 10. Damn. Imagine you are Hannah. You sit there, finally saved from your kidnapping and suddenly the whole cavalry comes, with helicopter etc. BECAUSE OF JAKE.

And this man and literally told us that he loves us before he said goodbye to somehow escape and protect himself and us. This man literally threw himself in front of us to protect us when Thomas wanted us to go to the mine.

This man knew exactly how dangerous it would be for him to go there, and yet he sacrificed himself for Hannah and for us.

This man deserves the whole world. This man is my whole word. This man is everything!

And this man is in love with us! And all these agents probably know that, they know we’re sitting here hoping that nothing will happen to our hacker. They know about us. About him and us-

#In the end it's him and I 😭 #YOU REALLY MADE MY DAY ANON #I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/EVENING/NIGHT TOO!! 😭❤️ #Thank you for sharing I will cry now because I love Jake so much #duskwood #duskwood talks #duskwood jake #everbyte studio #duskwood game #duskwood everbyte #everbyte duskwood #iamjake #duskwood mc #duskwood jake x mc #everbyte game #duskwood hacker #duskwood episode 10

[rrover]

i neeed to draw jermaine hes so underated

#he gets sidelined so hard in the show too which like im fine that he #doesn't get much screentime because hes just not an adventuring type of guy but like #he's barely acknowledged whenever hes not directly on screen 😭 poor guy #even when hes on screen too.. that part in together again where one of them is like #mom! dad! tiffany! (completely forgets to mention jermaine when hes standing right there also) #i love yhe part in cawm whwre he offers to be jakes evil doppelganger i love uuu jermaine #scampers

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

Boyf Riends in role swap au?

by role-swap i'm assuming jeremy has michael's role and vice versa?

- michael's squip is bob marley. sure. why not.

- michael got the squip for jeremy...? not to pursue him romantically like jeremy originally did for christine but to make things better for him ig. instead of taking the 'wait until college' approach he decided to actually do something about it

- jeremy is more full-on theatre kid in this au

- michael becomes friends with jake to mirror jeremy becoming friends with rich. no jake does not have a squip. (i actually have no idea what's going on with any of the other characters here)

- michael doesn't ditch jeremy because that kinda goes against his entire reasoning for getting the squip- instead jeremy finds out about what michael did and feels betrayed over it. you didn't think i was capable of handling this myself? you had to go behind my back and pull the strings with some shady technology? (and maybe there's something like i could've used that for myself, why would you keep that from me?)

#orca answers #i have so much trouble with role swap aus because i always feel like it's hard to make them compelling iykwim?? #like okay sure now these two characters have swapped roles. so what now. #usually people switch their personalities too to keep the plot and like. #at that point it's just. having their names swapped what's the point 😭 #i do like the idea of subtly mirroring certain dynamics like michael befriending jake though. it has potential #bmc #be more chill #boyf riends #michael mell #jeremy heere

[kpophubb]

Foreshadow outro LIVE for en core at Japan concert…I’m fine. I swear. I AM NOT FINE 😭😭

#mia rants #I just wanna be there #is it too much to ask for god?!😭 #enhypen #engene #heeseung #jake #jay #jungwon #sunghoon #sunoo #ni ki

[jaakey]

just for u, the clip of them talking about Jake’s jeans 🤲🏻

PLEASE LMFAO HES SO CUTE ‘i bought them six years ago and havent taken them off since’ 😭😭😭 i love him so bad

#i just watched this entire interview man jake is so cute #him talking with his moustache 🫡😭❤️‍🩹 i love u #‘ppl have too much time on their hands dont they’ LOL 😭 #its a good video jake #answered #myfriendtheghost

[doyunhos]

oh the journey i went on to find these 🫡

#went to two targets and two b&n but i did what needed to be done 🫡 #didnt get the digipack atz album bc neither b&n had yunho’s and i was already spending too much money 😳 #the first target i went to had all of the versions except the m engene version 🤡 #enhypen versions* #anyways all those enhypen pcs and not a single sunoo 🤡 #heeseung really said you’re starting to switch lanes? no ❤️ #i pulled so much heeseung omg 😭 the pink background one 💗💗💗💗 #but the pcs are photocards i pulled are so pretty 😭 #and* #especially the niki target card and sunoo postcard 🥺 #also that jake target card is 😵‍💫 #also this is the best luck i’ve ever had w/ target cards (i.e no dups) 👀 #also i pulled three pcs in the last ateez album and i have no clue what that jongho pc is so if you know lmk pls 😬 #but anyways that wooyoung and that mingi pc omg 😵‍💫 #and all of the rest of the pcs are super cute 🥺 #didnt pull a single yeosang though 😭 #also i dont think i got the limited pcs bc i got us copies so i got us exclusive pcs 😭 #lowkey wish they didnt do us exclusive pcs bc i will probably never own them bc us atinys are going to overprice them 😀 #by them i mean yunho’s bc i collect him #i wasn’t planning to ever buy albums from b&n again bc they overprice them bUT it’s ateez so i couldn’t it 😔 #also they were each only $5 more than hello82 so it really wasn’t that bad #which is where i would’ve bought them #ateez #enhypen #album pulls #cay.txt

[feelslikegold]

Can your Jake dude go to Stranger Things season 5 we need a babygirl for next season and he would look good in there

you have me thinking about this WHY 😭

#i’m gonna lose my shit actually 😭 #where’s naysa <3333 #I think they would answer this question perfectly #anon #jake would bring too much babygirl to a screen like I would probably die fr