Lando and Charles are mega simps, but on completely different ends of the scale.
Sebastian having Charles wrapped around his finger (☝️ hehe), and Charles not even trying to put up a fight. All puppy eyes, praise and degrade kink.
While Lando’s completely whipped for Carlos (understandable) and later Daniel. But when he doesn’t get his way, he turns into a absolute twat. Even Twink Tamer Valtteri doesn’t touch that English mess, and he’s taken on GEORGE. When Carlos signed with Ferrari, heartbroken Lando began pushing him away. Daniel comes in, Lando gives him the cold shoulder, “you’ll never be Carlos!”. Now Daniel is leaving, and Lando is down. So. Bad. Simp!
It makes me wonder why Carlos magic doesn’t work on Charles. Maybe Carlos is too young for Charles…?
Listen, anon, im a seb girlie first and foremost, sebchal is my bread and butter and honey and everything, i wrote a 3k essay on it thats how insane i am, and i dont really pay attention to dando, tho i do enjoy an occasional good carlando. But you've caught me in a moment where i have to adress specifically the last part of the ask, and a picture is worth a thousand words, and im on a 10 picture limit, so. 10k coming at you rn.
which part of this, uh, exactly isn't working? 😳🙈😹
All the hugs to you, i've enjoyed you calling charles a simp, my 'Charles As The Fandom Bicycle' agenda must flourish! 🥰
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🤜🏼👁️👄👁️🤛🏼
EDIT: hey my old URL was still available!
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post this (not)deer when they least expect it
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"
That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?
Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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Story of my life
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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