#it simply does not compute

[im-still-watching-anime]

man does anyone else just constantly forget neji died?? i was rewatching the war arc and got to it like HUH OH YEAH like i remember shikaku and inoichi more than him because i just didn’t like the writing for his and repressed it too much so now whenever i see any reference to it my brain blue screens for like 20 seconds straight

#it simply does not compute #like don’t get me wrong im into tragedy and well written character deaths ALWAYS get me #but idk i just thought neji was a poor choice if you HAD to kill one of the konoha twelve off #not that i WANTED any of them to die but i do think someone else would have been a better option #or killing off more than one would have balanced it better #and then it was also just how it was crammed between all the other big events so we had to rush past it #shout out to the fillers always knowing naruto deaths aren’t striking hard enough and giving the dead characters more significance lol #can always tell someone is about to die when the fillers start giving them all the meaningful moments rip #idk though even the folllow up grieving and references just didn’t add enough #plus how it kind of just contradicted the main goal of the series idk #i just don’t like it so my brain is just like what death??? #probably would stick better if i ever rewatched post war or if i watched boruto though #but i dont so i continue to relive the ‘wtf why :/‘ every time i remember it lol #naruto shippuden spoilers #naruto spoilers #????? #does anyone need that tag??? #idk i added it in case

[crystalisedsourdoughrolls]

i live for the fact that because of the vast traditional difference between my name and how i present, people almost always either ask my pronouns or don't and use my name 25 times in the same sentence/just use they/them for me

#just a little funny that i have #cause half the time i dress as a fairy princess #and i have such a fishing dirtbiking truckdriving white boy name #it simply does not compute #very funny

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

#this poll brought to you by another day of: ugh here i am staring at this dumb thing all day again even though it only makes me feel bad!!!! #they really did a good job making these tiny miracle computers addictive as heck #but maybe other people are better at it than me??? #dollsome does polls #i just. i hate it so much but i can't stop staring at it. #even though i've read all the advice on how to try. #i think all the time about how free i was from the internet back in the day when all i had was my laptop #it would simply be weird to be looking at your laptop constantly in the car at the store out in public etc.

[pansyfemme]

im never not gonna be talking about the pastels on here because i genuinly and sincerly consider them a perfect band but i just cant overstate how i have felt quite literally every emotion on earth listening to them and yet the music always feels like it. fits. i sleep to the pastels, they’re what i wake up to in the mornings. like i cannot tell you my level of obsession with them verbally

#this is. directly inherited by the way #my father once famously left a sold out elliott smith show one song in because the pastels opened for him and my dad simply could not handle #hearing anything else because he was so stunned #my dad set their website as his homepage on his shitty computer in the early internet days #that band just. does shit to your brain when you’re artistic and depressed

[myceliumelium]

I can't tell if I like it better with the colours or not

#art #dragon age #dragon age 2 #isabella #fenris #anders #merrill #varric tethras #carver hawke #hawke #i would have added aveline but for some reason her face makes no sense to my brain #it simply does not computer

[thenecropolix]

Ok so clearly Milla has the vibe of "I woke up like that" but can you just imagine her having those moments where she gets up late in the morning, hair completely messy, and about as happy as a telekinetic bear and it's the complete opposite from her usual vibe and she just physically latches onto Sasha like a koala because he's comfy and safe and Sasha has no issue interacting with his now cranky partner because he's used to it by now and secretly thinks its adorable while planting a kiss to her forehead

#my first thought was they were at the motherlobe in sashas lab #because I started imagining the thought of milla walking in dead tired and not her usual chipper self #and everyone else is like holy shit who are you and what did you do to milla #cept it becomes immediately evident that one does not simply talk to milla while she's in this state #unless its sasha #whom she beelines for #and just cuddles up to him as he works on the computer #the other alternative #is that sashas the only one whos seen millas grumpier side #when they're together in their shared living space #psychonauts #milla vodello #the necropolix speaks

[fjoundfjamily]

always incredibly wild to discover people find me attractive. ?????

#some friends told me yesterday a friend of theirs said i was 'HOT' #and like?? idk it simply does not compute for me tjdkgjdk

[crescentmp3]

love planning out an entire video game that will take me years of learning to get started on making.

#well! you start somewhere‚ i suppose. #it's a meta game that takes inspiration from bad end theater‚ deltarune‚ there is no game and oneshot ^^ #we have stereotypical characters carrying out a stereotypical rpg when - oh no! the villainess stepped out of the generic conclusion by/ #/almost winning. that's not right! so the program has glitched. #one existential crisis later‚ the heroine‚ sidekick and villainess team up to go on an adventure within the players computer. #and what do you know‚ going on a journey with your destined enemy sure does wonders for self-reflection! #that's the basic idea‚ at least. i've written out the basic plot and am currently working on the characters. #simply‚ they will in the first part be perfectly stereotypical and generic characters that fit their archetypes. #when they begin to journey together instead of against each other‚ they will realise many things and grow as characters‚ figuring out/ #/things about themselves they were previously blind to‚ fixing their flaws and changing for the better. #how lovely. how lovely. i cannot wait to make this one day in the future #im also quite fond of the characters in their grown states when they gain a personality beyond their destined archetype #and also. heroine and villainess discover lesbianism and sidekick discovers aromanticism. peace and love on planet earth #🌙rambling #🌙farglitch

[thedrotter]

today my computer has felt in a pranksty mood ! it felt funny and goofy and decided to not let me save anything and when i tried to open my file it said it was corrupted or didnt exist...☺️☺️ hours... of work...☺️☺️ and just a few days ago it deleted multiple hours of work on another file ! ☺️☺️

dear computer🩷 i will put you in the microwave throw you at a wall and crush you

#not art #i simply do not because its the only thing i have to draw digitally #(drawing with finger is physically crippling . genuinely cannot do it anymore) #once i get a replacement i will do all of the things listed #i would be more appreciative if this thing was like. old. no. its been like this since brand new isnt that lovely #truly my favorite part of eveyday. being delayed by hours of work because computer felt funny🥺🥺/s #if i didnt save my files to a cloud server constantly i would cry myself to sleep thankfully all of these damages were fizable #but still a hassle WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY FORGET TO UPLOAD IT BECAUSE IM IN FOCUS #god forbid i trust my computer with any of my files #its a miracle it even runs clip studio paint #it fights to do basic tasks #previous computer of previous specs could do all of them well btw not an issue by the specs ITS TBE COMPUTER!!!! #random rant but as equally as i share with yall the joys of art. i will share with you the rage towards the machine i make art with #(computer) (because tablet counts as machine probably i do love you always graphic tablet. you could do no wrong baby) #YEAH MY COMPUTER ALSO MESSES WITH MY TABLET'S DRIVER SABOTAGING MY DAUGHTER #LEAVE HER ALONE #my daughter the graphic tablet and her brother the computer #computer does not get son title #funny thing all the files are on a separate usb because the computer is so bad it cant have anything on its actual system #YET IT STILL PLAYIN WITH IT LEAVE IT ALONE?????

[mvndrvke]

something something meg and madame giry both actively work for the phantom something something

#( muse || meg giry ) #i'm lazy and insecure so here we are #meg is fIERCELY protective of the opera house and the phantom is its guardian so she'll do whatever he asks #and yea she's lowkey brainwashed but look at who raised her and how much she let slide #also the phantom being the angel of music simply does not compute to her #why would it? the phantom doesn't talk to anyone why tf would he be giving music lessons

[suolainensilakka]

Accidentally rewiring your brain to mentally replace the canon design of a character with your own headcanons and oc-ified designs is really funny bc sometimes you see fanart that is objectively pretty faithful and accurate to canon but it's still a jumpscare. Like what do you MEAN xemnas isnt actually built like a fridge. Why are you thin. What happened here. Do you need several lovingly homecooked meals

#saltfish speaks #this isnt meant to be a dig at anyone btw i promise this is just me being silly to myself in my own corner bc headcanons are fun #the canon designs in the games generally dont have the most extensive variety in characters' body types anyway so thats fair enough but #still. really funny. my brain simply does not comprehend it. i do not see it. it does not compute #applies to both terra and xemnas actually (and other terra offshoots) this post was mostly just directly inspired by seeing art of xemnas #not even any art that necessarily fits the thesis of this post it just reminded me of it since ive thought abt this a lo before already lol #*lot. god damn it

[gibbearish]

"wow even the catholics can tell that ai art is soulless hashtag heartbreaking the worst guy you know made a great point amiright" man cmon

#i would perhaps take that as a sign that judging it based on how much soul it has is a bad judgement meter but what do i know #i am simply a digital artist who has spent years hearing about how since the computer does all the work for me it doesnt count as real art #and therefore am hesitant to jump on the current version of that #origibberish

[designernishiki]

shout out to my poor unfortunate mother having to listen to me record and re-record rouge of love on the piano 3000 times because we live in a small house and i can’t find my usb drive to record via midi instead and use headphones right now

#you WILL hear rouge of love a billion times. it is not a choice #also machinegun kiss but what else is new #I recorded the backtrack for machinegun kiss not actually for a piano melody on top of it it’s meant for singing over technically #but. still works. so i recorded it anyway #ironically i doubt I’ll post anything right now though cause realistically it will bother me if I don’t record via midi instead so I can go #in and clean stuff up in post on my computer and whatnot #and the quality is just. infinitely better when exporting midi files instead of just recording me playing via earbud mic #you don’t have to hear my fingers on the keys and shit or any background noise At All #it’s satisfying………gotta find a fuckin flashdrive man #as for machinegun kiss. I actually am pretty okay with one of my lq piano/vocal cover recordings but. im way too self conscious to post that #lmao. maybe I’ll share it with someone. one day. #I do like hearing my own voice though simply cause it’s nice to be reminded how much my voice has lowered over the span of almost 2 #years on t……I have a weirdly similar vocal range to kiryu’s right now which is. something #like I don’t even have to transpose machinegun kiss into another key. kiryu’s is perfectly fine #adachi’s is slightly higher than is comfortable for me (id have to more or less belt the chorus and yeah I could technically but. it’s #exhausting and I have less vocal control. which I need a lot of. becuase i already put a lot of effort into controlling my voice due to t #making it not nearly as malleable and effortless as it used to be haaaaah) #kiryu’s (and kuroda’s by association I assume) vocal range is pretty small and most of his songs are within a small range of keys. he rarely #truly belts and rarely does higher adlibs or anything like that. #so for me- since my vocal range as shrunk significantly on t- his songs/song keys are convenient #but yeah #anyway #no one asked #rambling

[solvicrafts]

One of these days when I'm in the right mental space for it I really, really want to post about how incredibly isolating it feels to be neuro-divergent in the pagan community and, at the same time, more or less following a near-reconstructionist path despite how extraordinarily difficult it is because my brain just wired differently so I basically have to fight own instincts and inherent nature in order to practice my religion but at the same time I fight entirely of my own accord because it falls in line with my personal principles and--

#solvi's personal ramblings #it's late for me so today probably will not be that day #but I've been wanting to write a series of posts on this topic and others #because there's an immense feeling of isolation that I deal with in the pagan community that I don't talk about #and weirdly enough I feel like my non-pagan followers on here would understand it a lot more than the broader pagan community likely would #especially my abbilen in the Legend of Drizzt community #but like to put it simply for now I genuinely feel like Kimmuriel and maybe a bit like Drizzt sometimes #especially in my offline social circles #because certain people in my personal life who have grown progressively anti-theist over the years #will actively shit on anyone who believes in or worship anything because in their mind it's all Christianity #and all of Christianity is the Westboro Baptist Church #and on those rare occasions where I do manage to slightly challenge them they give me the Drizzt treatment #'man drow suck they're awful they're just the worst I can't wait to kill them... oh well except you 'cause you're OK I guess' #like because my brain just doesn't work the way other peoples' brains do there are aspects of religion and spirituality I struggle with #so I don't really fit in with the crystal woo crowd but I also don't fit in with most other recon-leaning polytheists #and then I get really actively shat on by anti-theists I know because they can't separate modern ex-Christian baggage #from literally everything else #like it does not compute in their mind that extreme American Christian beliefs =/= ALL RELIGION or ALL CHRISTIANS #and nothing seems to get it through to them and they take everything in bad faith #so I feel very isolated at times because I don't seem to really have a place really anywhere #because my interpretation of religion and spirituality and my ability to practice it will always be different due to my inherent nature #so I'll basically never 'belong' anywhere #I'm gonna join Kimmuriel in the 'I shoulda been born an illithid' thing except I don't know what I should've been born as #I just know that the person I was born as just doesn't seem to fit in anywhere or have a place in the world

[icewindandboringhorror]

me everytime I am preparing a meal with multiple elements I have to balance so they all finish cooking at the same time: Wow this is just like the 2009 hit Nintendo Wii game 'Food Network: Cook Or Be Cooked'

#or like if I'm making two things and one finishes cooking before the other and has to sit there and get cold #in my brain it's always like 'tsk tsk.. they would deduct points from my score for that' hjhjb #one of those instances of game mechanics imprinting onto your brain. kind of like imagining sims interaction moodlets in irl conversations #i LOVE the game though it's so fun. I've never even heard of it before I just found it by the dumpster in a box of other old wii #games someone was apparently discarding and picked it up due to my interest in cooking shows and stuff #I like having to time things and all the little actions you can do. though sad that there's so little recipes #you can unlock the whole game in like a day or something. I think if I had more time and social energy to actually talk in forums or be par #of a 'community' - I think looking into the type of stuff where people mod wii games and etc. would be very very cool #Wii is my favorite console and so much of the time I am always like 'grrr.. they dont make new games.. and this one game is very cool #but imagine if these 5 improvments were made to it! it would be SO much cooler!' etc. #Like being able to download new custom recipes/levels for Cook or Be Cooked lol #Modding wii sports resort the same way that some people mod skyrim and build entirely new games out of it #with new quests and etc. Like just.. create your own sports.. RPG mode.. use the already existing archery assets and etc. to have a mode #where you can just free roam around the map shooting at enemies and stuff ghhjbjh #WHICH I WOULD LOVE DEARLY.. #I dont realyl like combat in games but idk I'd make an exception.. whatever.. I just want to play more in the Wii World #I have the soul of one of those people who builds all their own computers and 3D prints custom frames to transplant their 3DS into and #has like all special 'hacked' phones and wii mods and customizes everything and etc. etc. like.. 100% my exact personality and preferences #HOWEVER I just simply do not have the money or physical energy/time to get onto projects like that #The best I can hope for is one day having a close friend who does that so I can maybe use their 3D printer every once in a while or we both #collaborate on some wii modding project or etc. but I just couldn't on my own.. I already have too much stuff going on.. Have to make #compromises due to lack of money + low energy + busy. Like I could never build my own phone. I could save up for a teracube phone #or something so it's better and more repairable than all these dumbass modern phones you cant even take the backs off of. but that's probab #y the best I could do lol. ANYWAY.. Especially wii customization. I could get really into that.. I saw a picture one time of someone who #made like a semi transparent case for theirs kind of like the famous purplish see through gameboy color case but for a wii.. which is.. aAA #yearning crying sobbing etc. etc. so on and so forth

[running-in-the-dark]

I like all my hobbies, kind of, but every time we move somewhere else it drives me absolutely insane how much stuff I have.

meanwhile my husband will probably end up with one box, his clothes and his computer (+ everything that goes with that).

#I just have too many interests #and no impulse control when I really really really like something #so... I've got stuff for drawing‚ painting‚ sewing‚ knitting‚ crochet‚ general arts & crafts stuff‚ fountain pens and ink‚ my little doll #collection‚ a collection of pretty glass things (I hate this one the most rn 😭) and a whole lot of other random crap #plus my clothes and my computer too. #it's bad. #and that one box for my husband? it'll probably be half empty! he does not own stuff. he has one cd. I think maybe 2 DVDs (that were gifts #from me). #oh yeah I've also got movies and shows and CDs and lotttts of records #I don't know. I guess I wish I was more like him 😭 he found one hobby (computer stuff) when he was like 13 and. that's it. forever #I wish I could just get rid of my stuff but... from experience I know that's a bad idea (I will simply replace it. and feel horrible when #it's gone. I *love* my stuff 😭 I feel lost without it 😭 I like thinking of a random little project and immediately knowing exactly where #everything I'll need for it is. it's comforting.) #anyway I'm having a bad time and it is entirely my fault #personal