#it was the first time I had a edible

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i was in middle school before I found out that Mormonism is not spelled Moronism, and the word Moron is not slang usage of the word for a practitioner of Mormonism. childhood was a deeply confusing place for a variety of reasons

#my head said 'these two words sound alike and here is a logical means of connecting the two' #i have an audio processing issue so this is not at all the first time such a thing has happened #also i remember being in high school and people talking about how good pumice dip was and i was surprised bc i had no idea pumice was edibl #e #they were talking about HUMMUS

[queeriboh]

last night was funnnnn

#I took like 8000 photos but most of them suck #my friend gave me an edible and I got so stoned and my contacts got so dry I couldn't open my eyes at all by the time we left the club LOL #and I forgot to take pics of my makeup before I started rubbing my eyes /: /: /: #which is a shame bc it was very cute #I look so fking high in most of these LOL #I managed to talk this one friend into going out #but #it was definitely kind of awkward w/o the other friend we usually go out w #I only spent $12 at the club and got wasted tho hell yeahhhh #got 2 drinks bought for me #I had to be the first person on the dance floor lmfao #but I did get my dance on #anywayyyyy #I got to have a fun birthday after all #now #I have to wake up and get ready for lunch w my parents soon #jup face

[dylanconrique]

can't wait for tim to immediately slap lucy with that scott wrigley guy from 1x02 after she tells him she's pregnant.

#*and this is icarly! #hi it's friday night and i had an edible and am thinking about them like always #tim would go to grey about it first thing in the morning #no way is she allowed to go out on active duty while carrying such precious cargo. not on his watch #no no no for the next 9 months you are giving parking tickets and taking other low end calls #I'LL BE DAMNED IF MY GIRL HAS A GUN POINTED AT HER DURING HER PREGNANCY LIKE ANGELA DID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A STRESSFUL TIME S3 WAS #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #just give me all the s1 parallels damn you

[wowbright]

Today I went out on the ocean and saw puffins. They're so neat!

Also learned that indeed I am prone to motion sickness.

10/10 wouldn't do it again

#i even took Dramamine #but not before getting on the boat #also my recurrent inability to tell the difference between hunger and nausea didn't help #I thought I was just hungry for like a full half hour before I realized that actually I was feeling unwell and it was the motion causing it #what is it with bodies #finally those ginger chews I had to buy at the Asian grocery store to bring my purchase of edible alkali up to the $5 minimum #so glad they had those at the counter as the thing to grab #because I do like to keep them handy but this was the first time I had needed to use them since that day a couple weeks ago #me! #gpoy #oh but anyway the puffins were neat #also saw other neat birds #birding #my life list is now longer by at least two species #buddy went to Ecuador earlier thia month and his is up by 300+ #but it's not a competition #seals and an otter too!

[corovera]

TotK pre-release: oh no! Death Mountain is full of gloom! What kind of horrible fate has befallen the Gorons?

TotK: Truly the worst fate of all - they’re stuck in an anti-drug PSA!

#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #zelda spoilers #TotK spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #these edibles ain’t shi- #I’m on the leadup to the dungeon now but I had a hard time taking that first bit seriously #I know it’s really unsettling in-universe and that it’s probably closer to harder stuff #but it still feels sillier than it’s probably meant to

[liu-yu-xin]

On my 10th listen of poppin love today i need this full song released now. I need it melted and hooked up on an iv to my veins. i havent heard a kpop or cpop song this good on first listen since the first time i heard love talk this song is going to no. 1 idc if its no. 1 of the real world or the sidney charts its going to no. 1 mark my words

#and theres layers to it i listened to it fully sober at 8am the first time if i had heard it on a 5mg edible it wouldve sent me to the moon #idk i just really like it i looooove a straight up and down pop song i love a boy band i love a 90’s or 00’s boyband they made this for me #and i saw c-weishennies say its very 2000s taiwanese boy band so i think we are all in the same boat here lets go wayv forever #wayv #sidney talks shit

[rattusn0rvegicus]

I understand why the weed ppl make it their whole personality now. Because that was An Experience

#I had way too much it was just ONE EDIBLE but it was TOO MUCH #EVERY SOUND WAS SO SCARY I WAS TERRIFIED OF THE AIRPLANES BC THEY SOUNDED LIKE ALIEN SPACESHIPS #AND EATING FOOD WAS HORRIBLE EVERYTHING FELT LIKE IT WAS ACTIVELY SUCKING WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH #AND I KEPT SEEING RANDOM LIGHTS IN MY ROOM #And being scared that my weed hating roommate was downstairs (she had left for work hours ago) and gagging and feeling shit go up my throat #Also I could barely walk. And my partner was having a WORSE time somehow 😭 #OH AND I WAS SO CONFUSED AND KEPT RUMINATING ON SHIT #Music sounded SUPER COOL though and the first like 30 minutes everything was great and hilarious #Okay I'll shut up about it now lmao #If I ever do it again I am taking HALF. #Weed cw #Drugs cw

[hella1975]

listening to call your mom rn (god it feels wrong spelling it like that)

gripping u by the shoulders. this song is everything to me.

#OKAY STORYTIME THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR: #do u guys remember that girl that was basically my bi-awakening and we had the very stereotypical #intense homoerotic friendship that traumatised the both of us? yeah her #well basically i still have a lot of love for her and we're still friends like she's in my hometown friend group so when i talk about them #i still mean her and out of our entire group she's the ONLY one who didn't go to uni and me and my other friend spoke recently #about how unhappy we know she is bc she got abandoned by us in this awful hometown and we dont think she loves her boyfriend #so much as she stays with him bc she literally has no one else until we come home her life is literally just waiting for us between terms #and i worry about her all the time and one thing that happened a while back was she did drugs w this one guy by the river #and she completely whitied like it was just weed but she was 17 and had never done it before and turns out she's like me #where edibles just do NOT agree with her on a good day let alone when she took as much as she did and she was with a random boy #by the fucking WIER (basically a big dangerous waterfall) and we were all at our mate's house that was a 40 min walk away #and she RANG ME. i was the one she rang. that still sticks with me. and omg it was so scary bc she was so out of it on the phone #and all i managed to get from her was that Something Was Wrong (didnt know what) and that we needed to pick her up #so we did. we got on bikes and fucking RACED to this girl and we picked her up and in the end she asked for her mum #and i was the one to take her to her mum and knock on the door and stand there with her daughter's arm around my shoulder #barely conscious her sick on my shoes and explain what happened. like WHAT #& yeah basically i still have so much love for that girl and i know she struggles with shit hence why that even happened in the first place #and it's like. im still here. i still love you. i'll call your mum. i'll come and get you. just ring me and i'll pick up. stay on the line. #so yeah this song did unimaginable damage the first time i heard it. literally gives me chills and transports me to my 17 year old self #we were young and didnt know what we were doing and the town was suffocating us #AND WE WERE BOTH DROWNING AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SAVE EACH OTHER BUT THERE WAS AN UNDERSTANDING THAT WE WERE DROWNING TOGETHER #ask #noah kahan

[makkie-is-screaming]

yesterday night was so fucking funny

#First time I’ve been actually high #like I had 1/2 and edible n passed out a few months ago but I didn’t really feel it yk #last night was so fucking funny bc it hit an hour after I took it n I thought I’d just wasn’t gonna hit #n I was heating up my dogs food when it hit n like ?? #I thibk I zoned out n I almost gave him cat food n forgot to clean up when I was done #I couldn’t focus n I felt so heavy my sister thought it was so funny #n then I started texting my bestie n she thought it was hilarious #I honestly don’t remember a lot and my sister said I just kept forgetting what I was doing #Screaming

[evilpenguinrika]

okay wait but after yesterday at funeral home to discuss grandpa's service

what if my cousin really does bring marijuana and just sprinkles it in the incense sensor and everyone attending the service just gets high like idk that could be interesting even tho i know my uncle and his wife would throw a fit lol

#eprika rambles #i like to preface that i don't do weed and never had an edible before #but it would be very interesting for my first time at trying weed is through secondhand smoke at grandpa's funeral #and also incredibly hilarious

[tiercel]

Edibles are so scary cause every single time ive taken one its either done literally nothing or its made me so high i got sick and or had a religious experience

#emeto warning #The first edibles i ever had were home brewed by my sisters highschool dealer and they tasted & felt like wax in your mouth #But they either didnt get you high or got you SO fucking high you couldnt move #One time i took two and i was literally pinned to my bed feeling my heart pound in my earts #Another i was laying in bed and heard a plane screeching by my house and came to terms with the fact i was going to die. Then i frew up #When i was in CO i ate legal edibles for the first time and it was an entirely different experience #I ate an entire packet of chocolate edibles on top of a blunt and was sitting in the back of my dads car out of my fucking mind #And i just happened to see a meowwolf billboard saying somethhing like 'if you were here youd be there by now' #I thought i was stroking out LMFAOOOOO #emf

[dykeonysus]

Honestly I enjoy the jjba dub but I REALLY appreciate the part 5 dub actors for being able to shout the stupidest names in the most serious voices ever. ”Lil bomber” this and “Zipper man” that. “Emperor Crimson.” It’s great. Good on em.

#dimaposting #jjba on main Im so sorry #”worse company” in part four made me actually lose my shit though #for some reason abba’s voice actor saying moody jazz had me rolling the first time I heard it #dan of steel in part three was also great #anyway #jjba #how would your favorite song and or artist get localized is fun game to play with myself at work #the edible has hit goodnight #(tearing up watching the part 5 dub) you’re all so stupid

[ofpd]

realized that i'll be in yerushalayim for tisha b'av and was like oh that's so exciting. wait no

#holidays are always exciting for me is the thing even if theyre not happy ones #txt #also it's the first time ive been there for it bc the year i was there i arrived & left in the middle of the summer #like before going there i was at my cousin's tu b'av wedding (in canada) which was fun #last year on tisha b'av i had an edible at night and then nothing else to eat/drink for the rest of the day . long story

[mars-ipan]

i feel so smart rn

#marzi speaks #tw drug mention #<- in these tags that is #so i went christmas shopping again today #last time i went i immediately got stressed out. i did Not want a repeat #thankfully! my mother gave me a genius idea: #just do it a little high #so a couple hours before i had to go i took an edible #that way i’d be solidly in it when i was there #it worked. wonders #i normally would have been freaking out anxious abt all i had to do #and all the people and such #i was FINE !!! i was hanging out i was Chilling #i was able to buy jewelry from dillards for my mother. do you know how much i HATE dillards??? it’s a Lot #so i got all my shopping done. and now i’m just hanging out enjoying the rest of this high #fucking. genius #i know using drugs to self medicate is like a VERY common thing #but it’s interesting to discover it for the first time #it helps that i only do edibles so i’m less tempted to constantly get high bc. it is a Commitment #if i do edibles i have to be ok with being high for the rest of the day #so i don’t take them too often. just every now and again #most times i’ll just drink a cup of chamomile. that works for me #but for situations like this?? where i knew i was gonna be in a high stress environment for multiple hours and i needed to keep my cool? #yeah sure i’ll wake n bake. why the hell not i’m not driving #my poor brother tho. he was anxious enough for the both of us #not bc he thought i would get in trouble or anything but just bc christmas shopping is evil #but he got almost all of what he needed and i’m gonna wrap most of the stuff he bought anyways so. he’ll be fine

[starsonmarsy]

i feel like ive discovered thr secrets to life but also sleepy

#first time high #if youre wondering #t hi is post took an extra 3 mins to write because i forgot whst i was gonna say immediately after thinking it #it's like the time skip feeling i got when i had edibles without the unpleasant feelings #mars.txt

[tittyinfinity]

i am definitely still having mild seizures (idr what they're called) bc I'll just be sitting here and then suddenly my brain is super foggy, my vision is blurry, and my tongue is bitten. My nose also started bleeding randomly. I have this intense level of lethargy too. DO NOT miss your seizure medication.

#.bdo #the vision blurriness has mostly gone away #clearly the seizures aren't very long due to the fact that I've still been posting #but I have my meds now and I haven't had a grand mal for a day or 2 (unsure of how long bc of mixed responses from my family) #I'm now drinking more water and gatorade and I've managed to eat for the first time in days #you know a weird bright side to this? #my nicotine addiction went down a LOT #but a downside to that is also that I really need to smoke some weed but I don't wanna make myself throw up from the coughing #and it would DEFINITELY help if I did smoke #i need an edible