Hawkeye was the Pete Davidson of the 4077. Just a lanky mess of a mf seducing the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen like?? How??
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the sheer emotional whiplash I'm experiencing rn-
bc on the one hand, this shit is the scariest and most absolutely hellish thing i can really imagine rn.
like.
they are slowly suffocating in a bolted metal chamber under the ocean with fewer people than you can count on a hand, all while ankle deep in human waste, likely resorting to cannibalism, being forced to listen to "my heart with go on" on loop, unable to contact the surface, and knowing their fate is entirely their own.
and at the same time, these fucking shit stains spent more money on a twisted excuse to capitalize a horrific tragedy for the sake of their own entertainment than it would probably take to rescue and integrate the hundreds of refugees currently drowning at sea. they are at the mercy of their own hubris and the egotistical belief that money and status defies physics. their blinding faith in their own name and coin is the only thing to blame for their shared coffin.
they are scum of the earth, the root of the problem, a laughingstock of the worst of our capitalist society.
and yet--- they are people.
they are human beings, dying in one of the worst ways imaginable, and to feel anything but sympathy for them feels like such an unbelievable failure of my own person.
but also i want to laugh in their faces as they sink in the murky depths.
but no one deserves this- if anyone does though, it would be them.
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Ok it's not really appropriate to leave on the post but re "union jews." The other day I was reading some 90s academic work on socialism and stuff. This one author starts out his essay with "It may be surprising that I, a child of working-class Detroit Jews, am a Marxist-" and I was like dude that is the least surprising Marxist demographic I have ever heard in my life. (In case you wanted to be less surprised he later mentioned that his family worked in the auto industry.)
that is also my family background and they were indeed either all communists or anarchists OR ended up being evil capitalists who live in revolting subdivisions in Grosse Pointe
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I kind of adore how in ur tags you're talking about his foot position being off and everyone (including me) in the tags is too busy being memorized by tenzō's arm and armpit hair to notice or comment.
ITS REALLY FUNNY!!! AND HONESTLY KINDA HEARTWARMING!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! LMFAOOOO also u + everyone else is right body hair is sick as HELL!!!! its easy to forget to add onto drawings too
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I'm sorry, Penny Automotivehandgun, AKA Penney Lane, AKA Cheap Driveby. I know you are waitingg me right there, but, I fear, I cannot begin me be fastt. Regrettably, as you don't seem to be a human, I have had to block and report you as spam. I hope you will forgive me for my discrimination against driveby-shooting-themed, AI-ran, fake blogs.
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generational humor is so crazy bc like it really proves how subjective humor is and how much socialization determines it . like so often i’ll see a meme on here and i’m like *POINTING* MILLENNIAL HUMOR NOT FUNNY but like….. i can see how if i was a millennial id be crying with laughter …… really makes you think
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2023 reads // twitter thread
Zombabe
paranormal YA set in a small town in 2003 where weird things happen that mostly get ignored
a boy is resurrected by his best friend after dying just before graduation. but he’s maybe a zombie now and if he ignores his hunger for flesh an ancient evil might start causing bigger problems
thankfully one of his friends’ aunt is a cop who has no problem helping get rid of some of the local nazis
queer teen friend group, m/m
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❝ just when i was starting to miss pain, i hear madame web comes out tomorrow. should i watch it ? ❞
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