#it’s too culty

[culty-catt]

CECIL KILLED SANS IN REAL LIFE

Ok, let me explain.

So, as we know, Sans vs Reigen killed the Queen in the first Tumblr Sexyman tournament; what I was wondering, however, was who Sans vs Cecil killed, as I haven't seen any particularly notable political figures dead as of yet (I think).

However, yesterday, the morning just after the astounding dethroning of our skeleton himself by the hands of the amazing Cecil Gershwin Palmer, I was woken by my sister and my dad scuffling just outside my door; I had overslept, so I assumed they were just here to wake me up in some strange fashion.

My sister and my dad burst into my room, my sister shouting "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES", and my dad shouting "SHE KILLED SANSSSSSSS!!!!!"

Meanwhile, I, still practically half asleep, was just going "...what the frick-"

It turned out that as my sister was was utilizing the elliptical, which is a sort of exercise bike thing, she had slammed into one of the Halloween pumpkins inconveniently placed just next to it, which just happened to be the Sans pumpkin. Its face got absolutely exploded.

Coincidence that this happened just after Cecil beat Sans in the tournament? Probably. But I like to think Cecil did it.

Pictured below: Sans' corpse

#cecilsweep #the death of sans #tumblr sexymen poll #tumblr sexyman #welcome to night vale #wtnv #undertale #sans #cecil palmer #welcome to nightvale #culty catt #culty talks too much #tumblr sexyman tournament #tumblr sexyman poll

[yellowjacketslesbian]

I need florence welch to cover wouldn’t it be nice next season for a taivan scene that intercuts pre-crash, post-crash, their wilderness wedding ceremony (obviously, they had one), and 2021

#like imagine a song about young lovers wanting to be old enough to get married infused with florence welch’s haunting melancholia #taivan having a culty wilderness wedding isn’t a want it’s a need #like the scene would highlight how while getting married would’ve been impossible for them in NJ #the wilderness gives them that freedom to be themselves #but at the same time the wilderness forces them to grow up too young #and then we would see the aftermath of that in 2021 #two soulmates driven apart by the things they did to stay alive #taivan #van x taissa #taissa x van

[discatded]

trucy from my breath of the wild au :)

#my art #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #trucy wright #her outfit is based off both the sheikah and yiga :D #in this au the gramaryes are like. a small group that used to be part of the yiga but split off #and now have a tentative truce between both the yiga and the sheikah #they split off bc they didnt like how like. pro-ganon? culty? it was. they r still Very morally gray tho #trucy and apollo r interesting in this au bc apollo is precalamity (as the rito champion) #and trucy is post calamity (as a kass-like figure. she does the shrine riddles and champions ballad. no instrument tho just magic) #and lamiroir is. both. #klavier is link and lamiroir gifts him a guitar pre-calamity as thalassa #and then post calamity shes like pikango. that sheikah guy who goes around painting and shows you where memories are #shes alive this long bc. some bs abt sheikah lifespans idk #i spent far too long trying to come up with something that made sense. #i mean a way for sheikah ages to make sense not just lamiroirs age. bc good lord #precalamity impa and robbie are abt the same age. or close enough at least #if anything robbie is older #and yet! impa looks like shes abt ready to topple over dead while robbie looks. literally fine #i would see him jogging down the street at a brisk pace and hardly even question it #not even gonna touch upon ss impa. thats some early old testament divine intervention shit. physicians hate her #kogha too. bro did not age a day during those hundred years. LORD #not that u can see him. but hes got the same physical ability. and hes definitely older than the sheikah old ppl #is it the bananas?? what #anyway.gh

[circle-around-again]

Sidious: "Had [the Jedi] discovered you on Dathomir before I, they would have attempted to mold you into one of their own. A mindless, obedient servant for the Republic. Had they failed, they would have destroyed you." (Windham, 44).

;) ;) ;) sidious I see you

"Maul, you must hate and fear the jedi, because they do monstrous things (which I am doing to you)"

#I will never get tired of how culty sidious is #he ticks all the boxes he's so damn good #look over there! blame the intangible jedi for all your ills! #but I do that too? #no i don't. im freeing you #there is no way maul grew up without developing double think #or irrational behaviour where he can just blame the jedi for sidious hurting him #sith mind games #The Wrath of Darth Maul #Chapter 3 #my hcs

[snekdood]

ive been disillusioned with a lot of the left for a while, it's nice to at least see that other ppl see it now, though the reason why kinda fucking sucks.

#i used to think i could trust ppl bc of pride flags in their profile or them being trans or whatever #and then i put allll of my trust in that community not realizing theres a Multitudes of types of ppl in it #aside from even the fact some trans ppl can be nazis- some trans people- as much as it might make us look bad to admit- #are also predators and abusers and want to lie to you and use you for money and sexually abuse you and dump you like trash #and then accuse you of doing everything they did @u@;; ask me how i know! #so on the one hand im happy ppl see it now- it's not that leftists or queer ppl or feminists are better ppl- ppl more worthy to trust- #they're just as diverse and as good and as shitty as any other demographic of people. #you're gonna find shitty people everywhere. obviously you're more likely to find predators on the right but that doesnt mean theres not #plenty on the left too. #at a certain point calling yourself 'on the left' doesnt mean much aside from idk. thinking ppl need basic human rights? #and even then its apparent that some leftists dont think that. so who can say. maybe you wont misgender me? but nah- you will #if i disagree w you or if we get in a fight- i've seen plenty of leftists do this. #i just think the term is useless now. #i think the left is about to fracture into different groups at this point #anyways be weary traveler of ever putting all of ye trust into any group of people. #its possible to like ppl and enjoy being around them and still not fully trust them. and if something tells you to gtfo? you should #also putting all your trust in a group of ppl is a one way ticket into possibly joining a cult on accident #or at the very least a culty friendgroup

[3amclothesmonster]

TW// Some emotional abuse and swearing !!Not a vent!!

I remember one time in school my teacher was absent (I don't remember why this was first grade)

So we had a male substitute and one of my classmates was crying cause he missed his mom a lot

AND THE WAS THIS MF YELLED AT A 7 - 8 Y/O

And of course I didn't know if the sub didn't know if he heard the poor kid so I explained what he said for him cause y'know I didn't want this teacher giving the kid a poor review in the yelp sub folder thing they give to the teacher

AND THIS MF YELLED AT ME FOR 30 MINUTES OVER A SEVEN WORD SENTENCE

Guess who had one of those bus safety protocols that day and had to stop myself from fucking sobbing during the whole day? Me!!

At this school we had a science program where two kids from each class would be chosen at random to go two Monday's out of a month

And me and my friend were chosen

So this dude took us on an three hour hike trying to find the class room where it was being held at (This school was small btw cause there was only like 100 people living at the town at the time)

Made a two 7 - 8 y/o with shitty memory find the classroom

THEN GUESS WHAT

IT WASN'T BEING HELD THAT MONDAY

So we had to find the office

Note we were supposed to he picked up around four hours ago by now

And my mom and my friends mom were panicking in the office when me and my friend walk out with some random ass dude

Anyways, thanks school for making me have worse trust issues!

That school was fucking shit anyways bro we had threats and lock downs 24/7

#Mormon town and school propaganda #tw emotional abuse #Tw swearing #Tw yelling #That school was so Mormon and culty too bro #I hated it so much

[mossflower]

i need to write so bad

#but if i don’t sufficiently plan my writing will be bad and i’ll get bogged down and stop #i can sometimes wing it but it’s a mystery story. not very wingable #i mean what i actually need to do is sleep. alas i am rotating characters in my mind #sometimes the planning is fun. i’m enjoying the worldbuilding bits #love creating insane pseudoreligions and culty groups #and the magic system has been ready to go for ages now #i’m happy with the characters too!! imported a couple from my unfinished nano project and it’s made everything much easier to deal with #it’s literally just piecing together the plot and pacing and figuring out what needs foreshadowing where that’s tearing me apart #’write a mystery book’ i said ‘it’ll be fun’ i said. i don’t hate it in all fairness #it’s just proving much harder to plot than anything else i’ve written. let’s call it a learning curve #writing tag

[nite-puff]

Ooo, fascinating! Two outta three sibling pairs,, now I’ve GOTTA hear about the third 👀

Oh, that’s Fangs and Ivy! Surely, I didn’t make it too obvious…

I don’t know how the other sibling pairs are gonna work in terms of ages. The Jupiter/Wind Chime and Hurricane/Aviator pairs were a year apart originally, but then how could they be in the same grade level if being held back/skipping a grade didn’t occur? I’m trying to figure that out. But Fangs and Ivy are twins! They were always twins. I love them being twins.

They were estranged twins for a while. Actually, the killing game was sort of their reunion after half a decade of not seeing each other.

Without getting too deep into it, they were born in a sort of secluded community. A religious community, I guess you could say. Their mother is out of the picture and their father is the sort of patriarch of their town. They don’t communicate with outsiders often and most of their education and labor revolves around their religion…

It’s a cult. They were born into a cult.

I don’t really want to get too caught up in that aspect of it, but that plays a big factor into their character’s and backstories, especially Ivy.

But the reason they’re estranged is because Fangs managed to escape and live in the real world for a while. It took some getting used to, but she now feels like a full-fledged member of society. And her one goal since then was to get her brother out of that situation as well. So she got to investigating and researching her old home. And she may have solved some other related cases along the way, which got her a whole lot of attention. That’s why she got scouted. She’s in that sort of Ultimate Detective field. And she’d be lying if she said she welcomed the attention. In reality, it just takes time away from what she’s trying to do.

Ivy, on the other hand, is like the mandatory “heir” ultimate of the cast. He’s (reluctantly) working to be his father’s successor and take leadership of the community when he’s of age. He’s already idolized by the population there because of his blindness. (If I didn’t mention it or make it clear, he’s blind). They think that his blindness gives him some sort of heightened supernatural abilities from their god (like he was chosen or something), and believe that their god would reward him for serving them by granting him his sight when he becomes leader.

But that’s very far from the truth. He’s actually just disabled and is having a lot of trouble trying to communicate that. Growing up with these people has lead him to having a sort of fucked up soft spot for them. But it can only go so far because of what he’s endured.

But maybe things can change when they reunite in the killing game.

#tw for religious trauma???? and general culty stuff #I think their backstories get a little too real… but that’s why I wanted to make up some non specific religious cult and not relate #to some real world religion #and while the other sibling dynamics get a little iffy when it comes to them liking each other #I want to make it so clear that these two love and care about each other so much #absence makes the heart grow fonder I guess #also fun fact: the mlp version of Ivy was a woman. he’s the only one who’s undergone the genderswap #fanganronpa #danganronpa ocs #dr:o #ramblepuff #askpuff

[kessinder]

Culti's wedding dress

#artists on tumblr #digital art #exalted #abyssal #wedding #i spent way too long picking out flowers for the bouquet #looking up flower language and everything #death knight #my art #culti

[obessivedork]

I know she doesn't have MY level of understanding of the Brotherhood of Steel (has played every Fallout game but that forgotten BoS ?playstation? one and read almost every piece of lore I can get my grubby hands on) but I like to think my Sole Survivor hears that it's somewhat military and IMMEDIATELY can clock the prewar US in its origins, even before anyone gives her a history lesson, just from how Danse and his team talk and behave.

#her 'this is a little culty' senses are going tf off too lol #less funny than her initiation to the Railroad (her real allegiance- she just thinks having intel on the BoS might be useful) #She walks in and has to bite her tongue to not immediately start handing out critique and advice about running an underground resistance #because she doesn't much know this Institute they're fighting but hell her group was taking on the ENTIRE US govt and military #so she KNOWS some shit #Also once again like Micahel before her Marta is somewhat lured in by the intrigue of liking what Palladin Danse was saying #about prewar corporate greed etc etc #But unlike Michael before her she is going to get herself deeper involved with them. For the intel. #totally only for the intel. Definitely. <- woman with a crush but in denial about it because she got so used to 'feelings for someone #are a complication I can't AFFORD right now' from her days with the Canadian resistance #fallout #fo4 #kat plays fo4

[kieraelieson]

So I have work to do this afternoon that I don’t really wanna do. But I need to, so I’m gonna work on it.

Asks give me Loads of serotonin/dopamine, can you all spare some to help me get through my work? Taking breaks to answer fun lil questions will also be good for motivation. In other words:

Ask Box is Open~

#you can ask about podfic #or about my daily life #or heck. even if you have questions about my culty upbringing #or you can ask questions about my opinions and theories on sanders sides #or just totally random things too #I should maybe reblog an ask game to give people a jumping off point 🤔

[culty-catt]

do you think the welcome home to/from randy feltface pipeline exists or am i crazy

#culty talks too much #welcome home #randy feltface #puppets

[skullfacedfruitcakee]

I remember when the locked tomb fandom was so small. Look at us now.

Tlt nation 🙏

#but not too culty #maybe a little cult-ish #maybe #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn

[authoralexharvey]

Ngl the reason I don't join more writeblr discords is—well, firstly, I'm already in enough of them—but more importantly, because people get inflated egos over being mods way, way too often. And for no real good reason, either, given they're shit moderators. And I don't have enough energy in me to constantly parse out whether a mod is on an ego trip anymore tbh.

#yes im vaguing yes i know #IDK I've Just Heard A Couple Of Stories Recently About Servers I Already Had My Reservations On #And Each Time It Appears I Was Right to Be Hesitant. Too Often People Have Ego Trips Over Running A Community #And The Sad Part Is Theyre Shit At the Community Running Part. Or They Have WAY Too Strict/Confusing Rules #Or They Overinflate How Much Work They Need to Put In to Belay Any Concerns Raised By Their Members #NGL Each Time Someone Complains About How Hard They Have It Running A Discord I Roll My Eyes Stupid Hard #Ive Done My Fair Share of Moderation Over The Years Unless You Are Micromanaging Every Single Convo It Is NOT That Deep #Sad Part Is Some People DO Wanna Just Micromanage Every Little Conversation. And Then Get Mad Their Rules Aren’t Followed to A T #Not To Mention The Super Culty Ones. Looking At You WTW. #If Youre In A Server With A Very Clear In-Group That You Arent A Part Of? Yeah.... #In Those Servers Especially. Getting Decent Conversation Is Like Pulling Teeth #And Anyway Like I Said Im Happy With The Amount of Servers Im In ATM. #Dont Have Need Or Time for Overcrowded Hyper-Regulated Servers With Mods On An Ego Trip. Sorry #alex has the floor

[highladyluck]

Athos: when your misogyny goes so hard you lean into compulsory homosexuality and implement societal support for (male) caregivers

#vorkosigan saga #Ethan of Athos #I’ve seen the all-female version of this a bunch of times in fiction #but thanks to the artificial womb the menfolk can finally realize their most culty dreams too

[threadsun]

Real quick, not because it's come up or anything, I just want to be pre-emptive about it:

Remember that I'm not the world's leading expert in anything, including kink. Remember to take things I say with a grain of salt and do your own research. I never want to be one of those people who styles themself as an expert and is treated as some sort of guide/leader. For one thing, that's not a power dynamic I'm comfortable with. I'm here to make friends and have fun and spread my love of RACK, not be in charge of anyone (save for moderating the discord).

I happen to know more about queer identities, disability, and kink/bdsm/safe sex than the average person just because they're the three areas I've studied a lot and that most affect my personal life in various ways. But that doesn't mean I'll always be right about everything, or that I'll get across my knowledge well, or that you should just listen to everything I say and take it as fact.

Especially when it comes to kink and bdsm, you should never be teaching others about it just from what you've learned from me, nor should you be practicing it if I'm the only source you've gotten your information from. As a general rule of thumb, never get all your information from one source or believe people just because they usually know what they're talking about. Look for multiple sources, do your own research, remember that there's always going to be different perspectives and everyone has blindspots they don't know about.

So yeah, idk. I just don't wanna be creating weird power dynamics just because I happen to know a lot about kink and like to share my knowledge. And I definitely don't want people engaging in irl kinks based only on what they learn from me, because I've barely brushed the surface of what you need to know before you can safely engage in kink.

Also just because I tease and flirt does not make me anyone's dom. I don't engage in play without negotiation and trust (and friendship or money). If I'm flirting with someone, it's because they've consented to it and they can revoke that consent at any time. But I will never try to engage in actual power exchange here, that would be irresponsible and once again create a power dynamic I'm not comfortable with. I have my limits, and I'll make them clear, so never worry you've accidentally broken them without knowing. And don't worry about trying to defend me, I can defend myself.

#sunshine #idk maybe this doesn't need saying but I want to say it anyway #especially the power dynamic thing #I get uncomfortable when people try to make themselves like... 'leaders' or whatever of fandoms or online spaces #turns real weird and culty real quick and makes it easy for people to be taken advantage of #so I don't wanna be one of those people or encourage people to treat Anyone like that #don't put people on pedestals or make them your leader especially not internet strangers #I'm happy to be a fun silly blog y'all go to and I'm happy to be peoples' favourite writer/blog/whatever #I'm happy for people to enjoy my content and chat with me and ask me questions about kink #I'm happy to educate as best as I can #I'm NOT happy to be taken as a supreme authority on anything tho #I'm just some dumbass I do not deserve that power #also I'm very good at sticking to my boundaries/limits so if I ever respond to something then it means I'm comfortable with it #so like I won't let flirting go any further than I'm comfortable with #which means I don't need people coming into my inbox trying to defend me because they think someone went too far #if they did then I'll let them know myself otherwise it's all good no one needs to worry about it