#it's bad guys

[jerrydevine]

caught myself kubrick staring at these stupid ass video lectures. oops!

#it's bad guys #like really boring #talk

[witchwhaat]

i may have issues 😶

#i'm this 🤏🏻 close to just giving up on that essay #my deadline is tonight and i still can't get myself motivated #like. i should probably look into that bc it happens every single time but i swear this time it's to the extreme #it's Bad guys #i have so much left to write fuck #here's your oversharing for the day lol #agnes talking

[personalvirtualmuseum]

Unstoppable force (a perfect masculinization of my name, preserves everything I love about my current name) vs. Immovable object (is shared with one of my least favorite male characters of all time)

#I never realized how perfect it was till I sat down and did some research #It's bad guys #it's so good #I might change my name a little #as a treat #my gender getting more and more trans'd every day #mine.txt

[ur-moms-blorbo]

he is a sourdough grilled sandwich with a kosher dill pickle cut vertically into fourths on the side and a bag of cape cod kettle chips (plain)

#love me please #i miss him #it's bad guys #i'm going feral #help me #please #help please

[foul-milk]

lmaoo the hungarian commentators are claiming the reason Lewis was talking about team work in that interview was because he was sending subliminal messages to George that if Lewis overtakes him he'll have to refrain from battling him for that position and just settling for helping him protect his place 💀💀💀

#if you think the sky sports commentators are bad you've never heard the hungarian ones #i suffer severe brain damage every race #it's bad guys #f1 #mexican gp 2022

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

watching catherine the great and trying to work out if I think paul is the only compelling character because that’s the truth or if I would just like joe in anything

#it's bad guys #it's a bad show lmao #no idea what anybody's motivation is #no idea who i'm supposed to like #like helen babe #what is this #the love interest is...horrifying lmao #she keeps looking at this gammon going 'you are a very attractive man' #is he though helen babe? #he just yells and whines like every other man in this show #in fact that's all any of them do #yell and whine #like they're like oh i've never seen a love like yours #??? #no build up to that it just happens for no reason #i do think joe is the best in it though tbh #like his character is sort of the only one with any layers lol #i have no idea if i'm supposed to like catherine AT ALL #she is VERY IRRITATING #txt

[nitw]

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

#and of course its just a good movie for all the other reasons too #fbjhfvdgbjfddfb #leo.txt #the bad guys

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

#skye's ramblings #i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died #big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3

[woolydemon]

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

#rando thoughtz #this is coming from the shrimpiest noodle arm guy in the world. do not give a shit abt if u think fat looks bad suck it up buddy !!!!!! #also ur wrong and fat is so beautiful #and is generally a normal way to exist without needing it to be worthy of existing based on attractiveness #but also the variety in human bodies is beautiful in general too SO FAT IS BEAUTIFL

[itsbasil]

this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics

#idk if anyone who follows me plays helldivers 2 but trust me #when it comes to “political commentary in video games” #helldivers 2 does everything short of putting “YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR THE BAD GUYS” in every loading sequence #helldivers #helldivers 2

[naomistares]

harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's

(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)

#art #artists on tumblr #the locked tomb #digital art #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #htn #gtn #harrowhark nonagesimus #ianthe tridentarius #harryanthe #i kinda ate this drawing #just for u guys #i struggled so bad tho

[meowydoe]

FORTY THOUSAND NOTES OLIVE OSTROVSKY????

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

#this is about tenko bnha #but it is also about dahlia ace attorney #watch the nezumiVA videos on ace attorney trilogy they're great #anyway dahlia saying she (at like. 6 years old) apparently convinced her father to abandon her sister. hmmm #also everyone including herself thinking of her as the manipulator in control with terry when she was 14 dating a 20 y/o #anyway these characters both did do terrible things but feel the need to pile on more and remove nuance from where it exists #to convince themselves that this is what they really want. that they chose this. #it's about the loss of control it's about being a victim feeling worse than being a villain #at least if you were the bad guy you had autonomy #shimura tenko #shigaraki tomura #dahlia hawthorne

[murderless-crows]

I've tried one of those geography quizes for my country and I'm afraid I might need to destroy my phone and router bc they might take away my nationality if they catch sight of how badly I've done it

#it's BAD guys #geography is evil #like what are provinces #why do they all sound and look the same #how did i pass those tests 10+ years ago #ramblings

[qqchurch]

would you download a gundam?

#gunpla #too bad the guy in the first pic locked their account so idk of the CADs will go around lol