#its only funny if you know lmao

[every-dayiwakeup]

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#hes a strange lil dude #i love him for that #he represents #source: buzzfeed #source: the office #memes #dacre montgomery #those who know know #its only funny if you know lmao #not harringrove #but i couldnt resist

[jvzebel-x]

here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.

drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.

#video footage of haole families already in burnt wasteland is so fucking dystopic its almost funny #'funny' in the way of 'i might have rabies bc im foaming at the mouth lol'. bc fuck if i wouldnt literally #rip these ppl to fucking shreds. god bless whoever took the pics&vids bc i couldnt havd held my tongue. #you know we're all fucked when the governor is holding private back-chamber business-only meetings #to decide to open a fire wasteland two months after 1000+ ppl were killed&where ppl are still looking for remains to tourism #&it honestly seems so much less disgusting bc theres literally footage of haole families already disregarding any form of boundaries. #like this is what we've come to lmao. #i have so. much. violence. in me&no where to put it lmao. i want to go home. i miss home so bad. i am so fucking homesick. #i think the next person who responds to finding out im from hawaii w anecdotes of their trip there will probably get knocked out. #like i dont actually think i should be held responsible for that first hit. anything after is fair game tho i guess. #undescribed

[ryssbelle]

Bro didn't even get a chance

Wanted to try my hand at the drawing Otto with your oc trend, but like this little guy is the only one I got so here they are in da void.

I thought this would be a funny bit but realized halfway through it was very similar to one felsicveins already did here but again I was already halfway done so I was like screw it I'm finishing it XD

Otto belongs to @felsicveins

#my art #trolls 3 #trolls ocs #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls oc otto #trolls oc lief #evil exes au #n2 au #not the only one au #lief is the same age as Branch and Poppy btw #and again hes the only guy i got rn and i thought itd be a funny bit lmao #i realized the bit was kind of already done cuz i was looking for ottos colors #and found the bit with poppy #and i was like damn #but i was already halfway done and it was 4 am so i was not going to give up #the bit is a bit different but the punchline is kind of the same you know #also dont ask how lief knows what autozone is #he just does #and its better not to question it #lief is both the dumbest troll alive and very intelligent its a hard balance to make when writing for him #hes got his head in the clouds a lot infected with the silly disease #so technically yes he knows a lot of stuff but that information rarely leaves the brain vailt #also otto was super fun to draw #im normally not too good at drawing techno trolls but i think i did okay with him #i was scared at first but i got it pretty okay i think #i was mostly struggling on colors cuz the scene where he does have them there are lights which alter them a bit #so i did my best #also itd be important to check the linked posts for context thats why theyre there #cuz i talk too much in tags to explain it properly

[blueskittlesart]

i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving

#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye #and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic #like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!' #or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao #and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too. #but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao #anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao #and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That #asks

[hongsasum]

i don’t ship non-canon couples romantically so this doesn’t really apply to me but i feel like the only valid reason for someone to dislike chalastor (charlie/alastor) is because it may be a form of chaggie erasure. all the other points about how charlastor is “problematic” because alastor sees charlie as his daughter or because alastor is manipulative are pretty bullshit

#hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #charlastor #chaggie #also why does only charlastor get so much hate in the fandom? you know which ship deserves just as much hate #alastor and angel dust 👀 #its also funny how charlastor seems to be super duper popular among asian fans lmao

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 742: Sudden death match!!

Pag 1

1: Woah, Danchiku, oh-

And Sugimoto-san too!?

2: They passed us so quickly!! Such high pace!!

Huh!?

They're doing some sort of serious race!?

3: I get it

4: I can feel it

5: This guy....!!

Pag 2

1: He's not giving up at all!!

Pag 3

3: Earlier, at the line, I thought I had won this race

I thought he was far behind me and would cross the line with his head hanging down

4: And yet....

Pag 4

1: He caught up to me....!!

2: The preliminary of this race was already done on the “second day”!!

3: That time, the result

5: was a draw!!

6: So it would be better to have a more precise result, wouldn't it

We'll decide it with this lap!! The rules are simple: the starting point line is 4km from here, the one who crosses it first wins!!

7: And then the loser shouldn't “surpass” the winner anymore!! Sugimoto-san!!

Pag 5

1: Imaizumi-san too!!

2: …. yeah

It's better to make it clear with a proper race like this

3: So you have no regrets....!!

4: Let's go!!

5: Crush him, Danchiku!!

Pag 6

2: At the same time....!!

Ah.... “at the same time” again!?

3: Seriously!?

Are you being for real, Sadatoki!?

Pag 7

1: You're just seeing things as you wish they were,since he's your brother!!

Oon!! No that's not it, on!!

It's true, Kaburagi, I saw it too

2: They arrived at the same time, Sugimoto stretched at the last moment

3: Kawada!!

It's “san”!!

4: Are you an accomplice too!!

What are you talkin abut

5: A- amazing, Sugimoto-kun

6: Amazing!!

Pag 8

1: “Amazing”, huh, Onoda

2: Imaizumi-kun....

Pfui

3: You thought Sugimoto would win? ….This race

Huh

4: You didn't think he would, that's why when we heard the results you could say “amazing”

Ah!!

5: I'm- I'm sorry Sugimoto-kun!! I didn't believe in you, even though you worked so hard....!!

Who are you yelling at

6: Me too

Pag 9

2: During these past four days.... Sugimoto worked hard, but, after their race on the second day and after seeing how remarkably stronger Danchiku has gotten

3: When they decided to do another race, I thought Sugimoto would definitely lose

4: Then, when the time came

5: If you lose, you feel better if you gave it your all, so

6: “So you have no regrets”

7: I said that

But

8: He turned it around

Sugimoto really is amazing

Pag 10

1: Even with no one believing in him, with only his own strength, he snatched a “draw” against Danchiku!!

Pag 11

1: Keep going!! Let's keep going with the race, Danchiku!!

2: Even though he's having such an hard time, he's still following me!!

3: Since earlier I've increased the pace many times

4: Garuaaa

Even if I tear him off

Pag 12

1: Every time

2: While saying

3: “Kuaa kuaa”

“Kuaa kuaa”

5: Kuaaa-

6: Kuaaaaaaa

He catches up to me

Pag 13

2: You keep following me....

3: No....

4: You're the one who said “please follow me”, Danchiku

Pag 14

1: Garuaaa!!

2: Ahhhh

Don't make fun of me, there's no way!!

3: Aaaaaaaa

4: Hiigaruaaaa!!

There's no way I'll lose!!

Pag 15

1: To Sugimoto-san!!

4: I was careless – I was careless and that's why he caught up to me!! The second time too!!

I won't be careless this time!!

Pag 16

1: Ill take a plunge firmly, throw my handles, and cross the line

2: At full throttle!!

The last curve!!

3: He's not following me anymore!! He's....

Pag 17

1: He's here!!

Cough cough

2: Kuaaaa

We're entering the final sprint!!

3: Dammit, this guy is gonna stretch from here!!

4: Hiigaruaaaaa!!

Take a plunge!!

5: Take a plunge!!

Pag 18

1: Throw your handles!!

Pag 19

1: Wooooah!!

No... wait, even now....

2: It's a draw!!

Ya!!

On!!

Woah

3: Dammit, what happened, Danchiku what are you doin!!

You should be much stronger..... should....

Pag 20

1: Don't tell me.... that Sugimoto-san.... is strong too!?

2: You.... you mean it's a draw for the third time!!

How long will they keep going, at this pace it won't ever end!!

3: …. no

5: It's a shame, but there's no time left...

6: This lap is the last

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 742 #i know this chap isnt supposed to be funny but it's so funny to me asdsdfsdghdjfl #extremely good but very funny at the same time #im sorry but kaburagi being so shocked at the end like'dont tell me.... that sugimoto-san is strong too!?!?!?' like??? #its ridiculous how they chose sugimoto bc they thought he was weak- like why would you chose a weak opponent and then act all high and migh #mighty???? it really says nothing good about you lmao #also onoda sdjmkdgsadhm he always believes in everyone but not sugimoto ;A; and the way imaizumi immediately pointed it out #'a-ha! so you didnt think sugimoto would win after all huh' 'yeah no dont worry me neither lol' #its sad and all but also so funny to me xD #sugimoto is the only one who 'won' without the power of friendship can you believe it #im so proud of him!! #but also at this point im very confused about whats gonna happen ???? #imaizumi said okay lets stop this now we dont have all day lmao #but what now then

[spaciebabie]

shoutout 2 this person in my class who i can tell wants 2 talk 2 me really bad but instead of doing that whenever she has the chance she'll talk 2 whoever else is around and ignore me entirely unless im mentioned by name

#bruh lmao #so awkward. say something you dingus lol #ik you wanna talk 2 me so bite the bullet already #gyatt #spacie spoinks #literally. she was having a conversation with my partner for the project im doing. and like #heres the thing #if im not invited into conversation i usually dont participate #im like a vampire like that #and so like. after they're done conversating she'll just kind of. stand there. this has happened twice now #like dude sdkfjshlkdfj #im not upset by this behavior i have very awful social patterns as well and have been thru this (i am autistic) #am i gonna hafta say something. lol #probably #''hey bro whats up with you. i dont mean like how are you doing. i mean like. whats wrong with you.'' #cant say that its not funny when you say it irl only when the ppl you're talking with know you're not being mean 😭 #also like. this person has been staring at me lol #which like. makes me flustered so whenever she's around i panic and my face fucking turns red its god awful #for awhile it made uhh. my paranoia get really bad im ngl!! #its already bad when it comes 2 being around strangers but this like made it REALLY bad for a few weeks #im more calm now tho. rational brain won over and im chillin #i gotta work up the courage 2 say something b4 the semester is over or this is gonna bother me for the rest of my life sfkjsdhflkjs #i dont wanna put her on the spot #the only time i see her is when im in class #and . doing that interaction in front of ppl. i dont wanna embarrass her ksjfskjd

[telebi]

I'LL BECOME KING OF THE PIRATES!

#love in the air #love in the air series #bldramaedit #noeul nuttarat #peat wasuthorn #they said noeul we're going to continue to drag (affectionate) you for being mixed #and peat we're gonna give you something for all your onscreen pain and suffering lmao #i loved rain being like wow you weirdo why would you want to cosplay YOURSELF like its only fun if your bf does it for you!!!??? #ok im done but please someone gif sig going off #tonnam is so funny.....i cannot wait for wish you luck i know hes gonna kill it #* #s: love in the air

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#winters ramblings #seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have #to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God?? #what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power?? #these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want #perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no #if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao #not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion #have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians #wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole #which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist #doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because #believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop #so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know #temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy #like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems?? #youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian #of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem #its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad #because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem #because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people #and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their #religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what #morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about #it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right #can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts #who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand #maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!

[todayisafridaynight]

rgg & persona are literally borrowing names from each other. i can understand makoto . i get adachi. but goro? dojima? next i'm gonna find out there's a character called date or something

this just in: multiple people can have the same name, brought to you by the kid in my third grade class whose last name was gomez and we all then assumed he was related to selena gomez

#snap chats #anon you’d burst a blood vessel at how many characters are named makoto PERIOD #seriously. its a lot. like the names ‘kanda’ and ‘keisuke’ #keisuke isnt an rgg name but ive heard it A Good Amount to notice its not uncommon. or super obscure anyway #in all seriousness. lol LOL PEOPLE CAN HAVW THE SAME NAME DUDE #theres soooo many characters named akira its funny as hell. did you know theres multiple masatos in rgg #anon im surprised you didnt comment on ryuji thats like. The Biggest Most Glaring example of Same Name #esp since theyre both bottle blonde delinquents who love their mama lmao #it is funny tho only because they are both owned by sega and have crossovered before but still. lol

[neolxzr]

that "draw your favs in your clothes" twitter trend but im a decora

#quin sketches #enstars #ensemble stars #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #kagehira mika #itsuki shu #valkyrie #shumika #mikashu #SORRY SHU LMAO #i already did this challenge actually i put aira in decora. im ahead of the times #i dont know why i just dropped everything to draw this i felt inspired i guess #hehe. the sillies #this was really really fun to make #also if you know where these clothes r from i love you #its my fav brand #technically this is not the ONLY style i wear and i actually only do it every so often but i thought this would be fun #and funny #i lied im not that sorry shu #hehe #mikaposting #shuposting

[eru-iru]

Do you have all of the concept art for Romeo/Bedman’s emotions? I can’t seem to find it anywhere else

this one? the one i have are from the gg xrd visual book. some of it is translated if you check out @/daily_bedman on twitter (here)

#ask #anonymous #thats the only concept art that has his emotions that i know of hmm #its funny how the rest is just daisuke being like “you can draw them however you want” #then with bedman he has so much notes on what his expressions should be FHSDKG #so detailed LMAO #daisuke really loves bedman truly the perfect character in his eyes #thank you mr daisuke

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

I know I'd decided to only write one more bowuigi fic aside from the one I'd already written but I can't stop thinking about the idea of Bowser repeatedly kidnapping Peach for relationship advice and Peach getting so fed up with him about it that she tricks Luigi into being her body double so that Bowser kidnaps him instead and they can talk like Actual Adults instead of using her as a third party to vent to all the time

#i imagine Luigi also talks to Peach about the same relationship problems #because shes more in tune with romance stuff than his bro is #(whos still low-key trying to wrap his head around his brother dating Bowser of all people) #and theyre not listening to her very reasonable advice of 'just talk to each other about it it'll be fine' #so neither of them are doing anything about the misunderstandings and its driving her mad #anyway it would be funny for Bowser to have a whole conspiracy board #about how Luigi not sending his daily 'buongiorno!' text and shooting down 2 of Bowser's 3 date ideas in less than 5 seconds #means that hes fucked something up irreparably somehow and Luigi's mad at him what do you think Peach how do i fix this #meanwhile Luigi-dressed-as-Peach is standing there tied up like ah. #maybe we should talk about this properly. #(theyre both anxious messes about this fledgling relationship lmao) #meanwhile Peach tells Mario to hold off on the rescue for a day or two so Luigi and Bowser can sort things out #Mario has no problem with this because he too has also been subjected to the ever-shifting conspiracy board #and has no desire to hear about his bro's relationship from Bowser's perspective beyond a surface level ever again #(the conspiracy board goes beyond a surface level) #and Kamek knew from the second Bowser grabbed 'Peach' that it was actually Luigi #but he's also tired of Bowser asking him every 10 minutes if Luigi actually likes him or not instead of paying attention in meetings #so he just leaves and takes a nap instead of letting Bowser know about his mistake #because he sees what Peach is doing and yeah this is the only way this problem's gonna get solved #bowuigi #bowser #luigi #princess peach #yeah so i'm rubbish at writing established relationship stuff so if anyone wants this then please take it away from me thanks #mlv.txt

[candyunicornsateme]

Kenny wants to show Kyle the stars again and says “I want to show you something” and takes him into the woods at night and after about 10 steps in Kyle’s like “This would be really creepy if I didn’t know you”

#k2 #sp k2 #i think even if kenny is a total sweetheart he is unintentionally creepy at times #send post thats it #rimble ramble #um. what if I just threw random snippets and thoughts into the void #once in awhile? like? #you know only 10 ppl will see anyways and will prob forget it #IF I do end up expanding on this idea in drawing or fic form....IF! IFFFF #idk if ill leave this up tho lmao may save it for a rainy day when #im between projects #whispers...my secret is ive still been outlining a fic recently #also its funny to assume my idea is that good that its a spoil to just share it #but ive had so many i never shared for YEARS LIKE...no one is around forever :( #so many missed opportunities for yrs cuz I was poor stressed and tired #south park

[elisedonut]

Ive also been thinking about cross-gen ships for Percy alot recently too

specifically in an au where Percy/Penny don't break up and instead Penny dies in the war *or if you want the situation to be even more complicated- they do break up and Percy gets with Audrey and then she dies sometime after having Molly and Lucy just depends what vibe you want

i just

i can see that Percy being the type to not move on quickly in that scenario leading to years passing him without trying again until this younger person decides that their going to try their hardest to get this older mans attention

plus Percy having moral dilemmas is always so fun to me

like this would not be an easy feat for this person to accomplish trying to walk uphill with boulders attached to their feet type difficult

#percy weasley #yeah i still think about grandfather clock all the time legit one of my favorite Percy fics #cross gen is so fun to me but that fun comes from the moral dilemmas it causes for me #i knows thats not the main appeal for alot of people and some even hate when its included #but watching a character #play tug of war between desires and what they consider right is just mwah so much fun to me #tw: age gap #anyway i was thinking mostly about Scorpius- Audrey being young- and a stray thought that it would be funny if it was Olivers kid #coming at you again with a decent post and then immediately posting another that only appeals to me lmao

[the-kipsabian]

#penelope ford #kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #yes hello hi this is the only couple i will tolerate making out on my screen lmao #(its just funny cause kips directions at this point in character literally just were 'kiss your fiancee more' lmao) #my beloved #vampire wife #kip in a box #(idk if anyone needs me to tag them making out but if you do just lemme know cause theres more to come lmao) #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)