#ive finally gotten to the right headspace to be making dead jason jokes

[theoraclesattic]

zeus: fuck you my child is completely fine

chiron: your child is literally a pine tree

#or alternatively #your child is literally dead #not sorry #ive finally gotten to the right headspace to be making dead jason jokes #progress #heroes of olympus #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #reyna avila ramirez arellano #alex fierro #annabeth chase #frank zhang #hazel levesque #percy jackson #magnus chase #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #will solace #nico di angelo #trials of apollo #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #chiron #zeus #thalia grace #percy jackson and the olympians