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deadpresidents · 2 months

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"If you ever looked at the actions of the Trump White House and wondered, 'Are they on drugs?' -- the answer was, in some cases, yes. Absolutely, yes."

First of all, what a great lede to this article! More importantly, is anyone surprised by this news? Listen, I've been waiting since 2015 for someone with credibility to start publicly calling for Donald Trump to take a drug test. Over the past few years, I think anyone with basic knowledge of these things has seen many, many, MANY behavior indicators suggestive of someone who may be frequently taking and possibly abusing stimulants (allegedly). I mean, every one of those insane press conferences Trump gave during COVID felt like that "Saved by the Bell" episode where Jessie Spano gets hopped up on speed so she can ace her tests and sing "I'm So Excited".

#Trump Administration #Donald Trump #President Trump #White House Drugs #Presidents #History #Drugs #Speed #Jessie Spano #Saved by the Bell #“I'm So Excited”#ALLEGEDLY

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minisinmedia · 4 months

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domyoujihive · 2 months

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#jessie spano #jessie spano icons #saved by the bell #saved by the bell icons #elizabeth berkley #90s tv shows #90s tv series #90s sitcom #90s nostalgia #90s icons #90s girls #90s fashion #90s style #vintage 90s #chic #omg 90s #omg icons

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santana-n-pepa · 1 year

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#giphy #90s #1990s #tbt #90s tv #saved by the bell #throwback thursday #aerobics #90s s #sbtb #kelly kapowski #jessie spano #elizabeth berkley #lisa turtle #90s shows #hot sundae

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yodaprod · 2 years

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1990

#saved by the bell #mark paul gosselaar #elizabeth berkley #zack morris #jessie spano #tv #kids #childhood #1990s #90s #90's #1990

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discoinpalmsprings · 1 year

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#showgirls #nomi malone #1995 #90s movies #jessie spano #makeup

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rosesglass · 6 months

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every jessie spano outfit in saved by the bell:

1x13 save that tiger

#jessie spano #saved by the bell #sbtb #elizabeth berkley #jsoutfits

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zackslater · 2 years

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Favorite Zack & Slater scenes: 3/?

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iloveleggy · 25 days

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#jessie spano #elizabeth berkley #saved by the bell #saved by the bell fashion #sbtb #legs #short shorts #pajamas #pjs #sexy pajamas #great legs #long legs #jersey #socks #gif #gifs #great butt #perfect butt

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wouldshesnip · 10 months

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Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, and Jessie Spano (Saved by the Bell)

Kelly Kapowski is the classic All-American girl-next-door. Circumcision probably isn't something she's ever really thought that much about, but only because she assumed it's always done. Her brothers are all probably circumcised, and her All-American high school boyfriend (who she later marries) is probably circumcised as well. When her son was born in 2004, she wouldn't have thought twice about what to do.

Lisa Turtle's mother is a surgeon, and in high school she worked in the hospital as a candy striper, so she probably grew up believing circumcision should be routine for hygienic reasons (and fashion reasons). But, sometime after she graduated college, Lisa moved to Paris where she still lives in the present day, so over the years her opinion has probably shifted to that of the average French woman.

Jessie Spano spent her high school years in an on-again off-again relationship with A.C. Slater, who's Latino. Slater's actor Mario Lopez has mentioned several times that he's uncircumcised in real life (which is to be expected for someone of Mexican descent), so one can only assume that Slater is as well. Jessie probably giggled about it to Kelly and Lisa about it at cheerleading practice when they first started dating, but by senior year she must have gotten used to it. Considering the fact that she's still hung up on him decades later, she probably came to prefer it as well.

Would She Snip?: Yes, no, no

#saved by the bell #kelly kapowski #lisa turtle #jessie spano #tiffani amber thiessen #lark voorhies #elizabeth berkley #circumcision #would snip #wouldn't snip #request

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stargazing-imagines · 2 years

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Mystery Girl (Saved by The Bell) *requested*

Summary: everyone in the group have a crush on the reader who happens to be new and mysterious

Pairings : mention of Zack x Reader, Slater x Reader overall the whole gang crushing on the reader

Warnings: none just bad writing

“Mom I’ll be fine,” you said as you sat in your mother broken down car in the parking lot of bayside high “no one will know about my financial problems,”

“Good and let it stay that way,” said your mother as she gripped the steering wheel as she looked at the middle mirror of the car “that’s one thing we don’t need, people constantly gossiping about us,”

“Mom no one is going to gossip,” you said as you looked at your mother “besides I’m dressed as a a cool kid no need to fret,”

“Ok well have a great day at school,” said your mother as she gave you a hug which you happily hugged back before getting out

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“Here is the lockers,” said Mr Belding as he gestured to the lockers “yours will be right there,”

“Thanks Mr Belding,” you said as you walked to your locker

Meanwhile there were three girls who looked at you, they were in awe of what they saw, so they approached you

“Hi I love your hair,” said Kelly as she played with the girls hair as she admired the long H/c locks on your head, you turned around before smiling

“Thanks,” you said as you turned around “I’m Y/n L/n,”

“Lisa turtle and May I say I love your sweater,” said Lisa as she smiled at the girl

“Thanks my aunt gave me this for Christmas a few months ago,”

“I’m Kelly,” said Kelly as she gestured to herself before to someone else “and this is Jessie,”

“Hi,” said Jessie as she smiled

“Hello,” you said as you looked at the three girls before looking down at your paper “I don’t mean to ruin the conversation but can you tell me where Mr Tuttle’s class is?”

“Oh I have him next period why don’t I show you where his classroom is?” asked Kelly as she beamed a smile

“Sure,”

You waved bye to the two girls before walking with Kelly

“So are those your friends?” You asked as you pointed you thumb to the girls, Kelly chuckled.

“Yes that’s part of my friends,” said Kelly “I’m friends with two other boys,”

“Cool,” you said as you looked forward “who are these friends of yours?”

Kelly stops you by placing a hand between you two “there’s one of them,”

“Zack!” Shouted Kelly as she waved him over, Zack looked at Kelly before looking at you, and when he looked at you he messed with his hair before strolling over to you

“Well I believe we haven’t met,” said Zack “I’m Zack Morris your future boyfriend,”

Zack takes you hand before placing a kiss on it

“Zack leave y/n alone!” Said Kelly “Zack this is Y/n she’s new to bayside,”

“Well if you need a tour guide I’m right here,” said Zack as he winked at you, you looked at Zack before giggling

“Thanks but I think I can find the classroom on my own,”

After that you left

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“It’s official,” said Zack as he strolled over to the booth where sat Slater, Jessie, screech, and Lisa “I found my soulmate,”

“Yeah who is she a blonde bimbo?” Asked Slater as he looked at Jessie laughing at his joke

“No this ones different,” said Zack “her radiant H/c was so beautiful,”

“Hey Kelly I’m here for my job interview,” you said as you beamed a big smile

“Of course,” said Kelly “let’s go in the back and get you set up,”

“Woah your not wrong Preppy,” said Slater as he looked at you and back at Zack “she’s hot,”

“Hey I saw her first,” said Zack

“No we saw her first,” said Lisa as she stood up

Then it all started to become a big bickering mess which leaded to everyone staring at the main 5, that was until Kelly came over

“Guys guys!” Said Kelly as she tried to break up the bickering but it didnt stop

“Hey!”

Everyone stopped and looked at you

“Now I don’t care who started this but this is not how civilized human beings act,” you said “now what going on here?”

“We all think your pretty and we couldn’t settled this ,” said Slater

“Yeah but which one would you rather go out with me or Slater?”

“I don’t know I don’t even know you guys,” laughed y/n “look why don’t we all be friends that way there’s no more fighting,”

“Sounds great,” said everyone as they smiled

“Yeah but who’s cuter? Me or Slater?” Asked Zack

You rolled your eyes before walking away out the door, after you did that Zack turned around and smiled at Slater

“She so wants me,”

“In your dream preppy,” said Slater as he sat back down

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For more saved by the bell imagines here some masterlist

Saved by the bell / Saved by the bell *reboot*

#saved by the bell #saved by the bell imagines #reader x zack morris #zack morris x reader #ac slater x reader #zack morris #ac slater #kelly kapowski #lisa turtle #jessie spano #screechpowers

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ladyofdecember · 8 months

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Holy shit 😂 This show is so good?! It's so very 90's! And they've not only had Kelly from Saved by the Bell on here but this episode has Jesse in it! 😮 Also, this episode is all about Wayne's World 😂 So 90's!

#step by step #liveblogging #j.t.'s world #90's #kelly kapowski #jessie spano #wayne's world

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minisinmedia · 1 month

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Jessie Spano