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hotfanfics · 2 years

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Jessie Spano’s New Attire: Saved by the Bell

Based on: Saved by the Bell by Peter Engel

Rating: 14+

During a sleepover at the Jessie Spano household with the SBTB gang, Kelly and Lisa are wearing their fairly conservative pajamas before the boys, Zack, Slater and Screech come by. Jessie, on the other hand, wears a little something out of the ordinary for her.

Lisa: (to Kelly) Woah, Kelly, girl. You lookin' fine in those PJs of your's. Kelly: Oh, thanks. Thought I'd wear something a little conservative so the boys would go too crazy. Lisa: Good idea. I decided to wear a robe that looks better on me, as well. Kelly: Yeah, so where's Jessie? She says she's got new PJs she picked out for herself. Lisa: What do you think is it gonna be? Baggy ones that looks like something a guy or my grandma would wear?

Both Kelly and Lisa laugh. Jessie enters in wearing her pajamas consisting of extremely tight and extremely short flannel PJ short shorts emphasizing on her legs and her butt most of all, and a baggy jersey, much to Kelly and Lisa's shock and surprise. Jessie Spano for once in her life parading around showing off her assets in THE tiniest, tightest, smallest pair of short-shorts anyone has ever worn on this planet Earth, it’s so criminally short, accentuate heavily on Jessie Spano’s buttocks to the point where it looks like body paint, and shows off a great deal of not only leg, but skin as well, adding to the titillation and sex appeal, it’s now wonder her nickname is “Jessie “Legs” Spano”. And jersey adds a nice touch to the sexiness of her choice of night attire. Jessie’s choice of outfit is rather daring, wearing it around a bunch of hormonal-charged teenage boys and the fact that she thinks clothing like this is sexist.

Jessie: Hello, gals. Well, what do you think?

(if you look behind, you’ll see how short the short-shorts are and how much it looks like body paint, making her look like she’s half naked).

Lisa: Woah! Dang, Jessie, you got it going on, girl! Kelly: Wait a minute, Jessie, you, are wearing that? Those short shorts?! Jessie: Yes?

(from the front, it looks as if she ain’t wearin’ any panties, showing off her cameltoe).

Coincidentally, Jessie is also holding a baseball bat that adds far more sex appeal to her really short short-shorts due to it’s phallic look. She holds it as if it’s like an erect penis.

Kelly: Lisa, I think we might be in The Twilight Zone. Jessie: Now what do you mean by that, Kelly? Lisa: She's saying that you of all people are seriously wearing those shorty shorts? The one whose always saying that clothing like that is sexist and degrading? Kelly: Yeah, what's up with that? Jessie: Nothing, just thought I'd have a change in outfits. And plus, I wanna drive Slater crazy, off-the-wall, you know. So I decided to show a little skin to get tease him a little. Kelly: Well, you're not only going to drive Slater off-the-wall. Zack and Screech are also gonna go bananas over your hot bod in those shorts. Trust me, if you know teenage boys as well as I do, you would not want to wear short-shorts that short in front of them. Jessie: Oh come on, gals. Kelly gets to dress like a floozy and I don't. Kelly: A floozy?! What kind of girl do you think I-

The door opens, then enters in Zack, Slater and Screech.

Zack: Hey girls, we're all rea- woah! Slater: I never knew Jessie could looker any hotter! Screech: Guys, I think I'm gonna wet my pants! Jessie: Ew! You macho pigs! Slater: Jessie, how comes you never wore anything like this before? You always looked attractive to me, but I didn't think for a minute you looked so sexy in shorts! Woah, mamma! Jessie: To keep macho pigs like you from drooling. Slater: Well, at least I'll have something to think about when I'm alone. I can already imagine Jessie without them on, right guys?! Zack: Those shorts will never leave my mind. They could be painted-on for all we know! Screech: I'll have lots to think about in my dreams, hot stuff. Look at those bare long legs.

(Jessie’s got some incredible legs and such smooth delicious skin that I’d pour barbecue sauce on those lean mean bare thighs. Jessie Spano sure has no problem showing a lot of skin).

Slater wolf whistles at Jessie as she goes back to change into a more conservative choice of PJs.

Slater: (wolf whistles) Yeah mama! You gotta great pair of legs, Jessie! Try and wear short-shorts like that! I know what I’ll be doing in a little bit, fellas.

Zack and Screech: (at the same time) Me too!

Screech: I also like the way she holds that bat too! She looks as if she’s rubbing an erection. Ha-ha!

Kelly and Lisa: You macho pigs!

Zack, Slater and Screech: (stutter like pigs) Oink! Oink!

Slater sees Jessie walking in those little short-shorts, getting him sexually aroused.

Slater: (thinking) Man! That Jessie is sure sexier than the rest of the girls in class. I like the way she walks. (looks down) Oh no! Not at this moment! Curse you puberty! I don’t want Kelly and Lisa to see!

Jessie accidentally drops her baseball bat. She bends over and Zack, Slater and Screech gaze her butt that her short shorts wedged into. They both places their hands over their crotches, while Slater’s erect gets out of control, he unzips his pants, runs over to a still bent-over Jessie and begins to bang her brains out.

Jessie: (moaning) Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh, Slater! I didn’t think you had that in mind! What am’I talking about, of course I do!

Slater: Jessie, you are the absolute hottest chick around! You're the whole package! Having great legs, smooth bare skin and a wonderful shapely booty that I'm finally now getting to pound! Jessie: Well, don't expect me to say this to often, but, I did this all for you. I admire your love for my body. I do work out quite alot. Oh! Oh! Oh! O-o-o-h-h-h-h!!!!

Slater continues to have sex with Jessie until he eventually orgasms, leaving them both satisfied. The gang are rather entertained by this, while Zack and Screech have wet their pants.

Zack: I think I wet myself!

Screech: I’ve been wet myself!

The Next Day

Slater is in his bed at home in his room, he is masturbating at the thought of Jessie in her short-shorts once again.

Slater: (to himself) Oh, yes! Jessie! You’ve got such great smooth thighs, and such a tight juicy butt! You must workout a lot!

The phone rings!

Slater: Oh great! Just when I was getting to blow my load! (on the phone) Yeah! What the hell do you want?!

Jessie: Slater! Is that anyway to talk to your wife?!

Slater: O-oh! H-hey Jessie-bear! Boy, last night was great! I never felt so much pleasure before. Zack and Screech were real jealous about the fact I pounded your fabulous buns last night. You need to wear stuff like that more of--Wait! W-what was that about “wife”?!

Jessie: W-well, it may surprise you to know, that.......I-I’am pregnant!

Slater: What?! Are you serious Jessie: I'm afraid so. Slater: I knew this would happen, but my hormones get the best of me when it comes to hot gal. Jessie: Now, calm down. Slater: I can't calm down! This is all your fault you know! If you hadn't wore those incredibly short short-shorts around me tucked into your firm butt, this wouldn't have happened! Jessie: Wait, Slater, are you slut-shaming me?! Slater: Yeah! You're the one who started it! Jessie: You can't blame this one on me! You boys have the urge to control yourself! Just because I wear certain outfits, no matter how revealing it is, you should not blame it on me. You should've masturbated instead, you macho pig! Slater: But you like it when I sticked my wiener into you. You didn't complain!

Jessie: Slater, look, lets not argue, I want to be sure I don’t too much pressure on the baby.

Slater: Well, okay. Let’s just be sure to keep this from our parents. And please try and dress more conservatively next time!

It is then shown that Jessie and Slater’s parents were listening in on the conversation, they look at each other.

AUDIENCE ROAR WITH LAUGTHER

THE END

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 6 months

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applogies for any incorrect titles (prof/dr./mr.). I also didn’t include chang, duncan, hickey, or any dean because I wanted to focus on minor characters. if I didn’t include your favorite please lmk in the notes I want to See 💯💯💯

#for the record I have a holy trinity of favorites from this list #it’s prof whitman prof cligorus and dr kane #although I do love garrity too #anyway #community #nbc community #community nbc

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shallowseeker · 9 months

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Beach Boys

Dean hates that this beach is public.

There’s too many noisy folks, and now a roaming wad of douchey bros (you know the type) is courting Sam for beach volleyball.

Sam looks dumbfounded, like he hasn’t noticed how tall he is, and how that might make him first pick for the intramural beach-losers’ draft.

But Sam, being Sam, quirks an easy grin and says “sure.”

Ugh.

Jack throws puppy eyes, and Sam asks if he can play, too. The dude-bros shrug, friendly in that oily, college-keg-totin’ kinda way.

“I’ll play,” Mary says, jumping up and giving Jack a gentle nudge. “Show you the basics.”

Well, Dean doesn’t wanna play.

It’s been Hell getting his overlapping towels just right so none of the friggin’ hot sand grates against his skin.

The group of college bros move off to the net a little ways down from them and plops their enormous Arctic Cooler keg (surprise, surprise) off to the side.

Rowena pulls her sunglasses down, peeks appreciatively at the mass of tan, muscly bods, and makes to move her entire setup closer, umbrella and all.

“You comin?” she trills.

When Dean shakes his head, she pulls off her oversized hat and plops it on top of his head.

“Suit yourself.”

///

Sam gets the hang of it pretty quickly, but then, he barely has to even jump to spike the ball.

Mary is good—quick on her feet and able to skitter through the thick, ankle-floppin’ sand like a human sand-crab.

Jack is—not good. He misses more than he passes, and his first serve doesn’t even go over the net. The college bros jeer, and Dean squeezes his empty beer can hard enough that it crunches.

He mentally names them: Smirky Opie for the tall redhead, Stifler for sunglasses guy, and A.C. Slater for the dark-haired one.

They’re all dicks.

Dean can tell.

“You can do it!” Mary keeps saying, and Sam just claps his hands like some kind of deranged rec-league coach.

When Jack digs his first spike, Dean whoops for joy. When Sam slams down a kill, Rowena whistles.

///

“They seem to be enjoying themselves.”

Dean hadn’t heard Cas come up.

“Yeah,” he says absent-mindedly. “You got the better stuff?”

Dean peeks up, and Cas’s face is shadowed by the glare of the sun. But he’s got two drinks in hand, one deliciously chocolate and frothy-looking.

“Oooh, gimme.”

Cas dutifully hands over the creamy glass of Bushwacker. Then, Dean watches Cas watch him gulp it down. Finding it difficult to keep his gaze, Dean tracks his eyes back to the game, where Mary misses a block at the net.

“Hold this,” Cas says, and a shorter, orange-colored glass gets shoved into Dean’s free hand.

Dean takes a whiff. Rum?

“Whatcha get?”

Cas’s lips twitch, “Jungle bird.”

Dean fails to hold back a smile. “Nice.”

“Rum, pineapple juice, and Campari, though I can pick out many more molecules than that.”

Cas stoops to snag his own towel, discarded and messy on Dean’s right side, then snaps it mid-air, sending tiny granules spraying too near to Dean’s nest of towels.

“Hey.”

“Sorry.”

Cas re-spreads his towel and settles down, no more than a foot of space between them. Dean glances over, finds him lying flat with both eyes closed.

Cas’s hand shoots out expectantly, and with a fond snicker, Dean sets the Jungle Bird in his open palm.

When Cas takes a small swig, his mouth bumps up against the slice of lime hooked onto the glass rim. His unoccupied hand rests against his stomach, looking extra tan against his plain white tee.

Dean kind of wishes he’d move it, maybe drop it strategically into the space between them.

Dean blurts out, “You don’t wanna play?”

Cas squints one eye open. He looks curiously to the volleyball net.

“Not particularly.” Then, “Those males seem somewhat mean-spirited.”

One of the dudes gets hang-time and crams a spike so hard into Sam’s face that Sam barely gets his wrists up to shank it.

Yeah.

“You have more towels than when I left.”

Dean rolls his eyes. So what if he’d hogged the towels? So what if it made more laundry that they'll have to do tonight?

“Sand’s itchy as fuck, man. You see that beach house five doors down? S’got a hot tub built into their deck.”

Cas’s eyes close again, languid and as close to relaxed as Dean’s ever seen him.

“Hot tub. Wouldn’t you find that oppressively hot in summertime?”

“Not at night! That’s the real time to enjoy the beach anyway.”

Cas stares at him for a long time. Dean can’t parse it.

“Yes,” says Cas.

Dean clears his throat and glances back to the game just in time to see redheaded-douchewad-Smirky Opie spike the ball into Jack’s dopey, smiling face.

Blood sprays from Jack’s nose, and Smirky Opie grins wider.

Dean’s blood pressure goes through the roof.

#when i can’t sleep #i say goodbye to summer #ficlets

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irayoeywa · 1 year

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avatar characters as humans headcannons vol.3

part one part two

jake, neytiri, tonowari, and ronal.

jake

has a never ending list of dad jokes.

annoyed whenever lo'ak takes his wheelchair and starts rolling around the house popping wheelies.

uses military time and weird military terms and nobody knows what he's talking about.

the absolute goat on the grill.

sometimes gets depressed about his legs and his wheelchair but neytiri reminds him how much she loves him, wheelchair and all.

100% girl dad.

has tea parties with tuk.

loves telling the kids about their uncle tommy.

yells at the top of his lungs when watching sports.

neteyam asks him how to get a girls attention and he tells him how he bagged neytiri.

tries his best not to curse infront of tuk and kiri but uses all type of colorful language infront of neteyam and lo’ak.

literally doesn’t care about clothes like he’ll really just throw anything on.

whenever the kids get into a fight at school he’ll ask “but did you win?”

listens to country and rock.

very sarcastic.

neytiri

sucks her teeth like an african/carribean mom.

definitely beat her kids at least once so they knew not to play with her but ofc lo'ak never learned his lesson.

an observer.

never understands the slang that lo'ak uses and looks at jake like "what is he saying?"

has a waistline like waterrr.

her husband is her bestie. and she don’t play about her bestie.

does not hide her expressions well.

looks at jake like he lost his mind when he yells at the tv.

gave neteyam special treatment since he’s the first born.

will argue anyone down.

always yelling at lo’ak to clean his room.

“don’t slam no doors in my house!"

talks to mo'at everyday.

will not sleep without a scarf or bonnet on her head.

wakes up everyone in the house on saturday mornings to clean and dragged them to church on sundays.

sylwanin is too much of a touchy subject for her to talk about.

tonowari

looks intimidating but actually a giant teddy bear.

low key scared of ronal.

literally so proud of tsireya and brags about her all the time.

the type of dad to say “ask your mother” after she already said no or is going to say no.

has a very deep and loud laugh.

him and jake watch sports together.

him and ronal are high school sweethearts.

old school so he barely knows how to use his phone.

dressed like a.c. slater from saved by the bell in high school.

was definitely popular.

one of the only people that can calm ronal down.

ronal

would probably do something in the medical field.

or something like acupuncture maybe.

drinks black coffee.

also doesn’t hide her expressions well.

will tell you how she feels right to your face.

her kids are afraid to bring anyone home to meet her.

the most judgmental person you’ll meet idk.

very passionate.

"come eat" is an apology in her eyes.

says no with a quickness and doesn't think twice.

does yoga.

hates ao'nungs friends.

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supercap2319 · 1 year

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Zach, Slater, and Screech (from saved by the Bell) all three of them fall in love with chubby male reader who is the new kid

"Hey, Preppy, check out the new guy." A.C. points behind him as the blonde looks at the chubby male walking down the stairs and Zack lets out a gasp. He's beautiful and cute. Like Kelly, but better and male. He can't believe he actually thought that, but it was true. Even A.C. was having a hard time trying not to look at him. They were straight, right?

"Hey, Zack. Who you staring at?" Screech asked as he looked where they were looking and smiled like a goof. "Oh, him? He's cute. No, wait, Lisa's cute. He's handsome."

"Would you put a sock in it?" A.C. said. "Besides I saw him first."

Zack looks at A.C. "No you didn't, Slater. I did."

"Yeah, right, Preppy. If it wasn't for me. You wouldn't have even seen him."

"I'll go talk to him." Screech said as Zack and Slater looked at each other before they pulled him back. "Oh, no, you don't, Screech. He's mine."

"No way, he's mine."

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chimandseagull · 1 year

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Download A.C. Slater

#MySims #chimandseagull #malesim #sims4 #sims 4 cas #thesims4

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thoroughlymodernminutia · 1 year

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-Eastside, 1999

Bury me with this movie because I'm taking it to HELL!

First, let me tell you that I purchased a DVD of this for like $5 and the shipping was $6. Also realizing I didn't own a DVD player, I bought one of those too. Much cheaper than they were like 12 years ago!

Moving on. The tag line of this movie is: Prison was bad, the streets of L.A. were worse. Well I got news folks, this movie is worse than both!

As you can see above Mario Lopez is in this and he plays Antonio Lopez (could they not think of a different last name?). He's released from prison and goes to this brother's office. His brother is played by he actor who played the husband of Andrea from 90210. His brother is also a lawyer and doesn't really want anything to do with him. But Mario shows up to a club and his brother is there - because it turns out his brother is a CRIMINAL attorney (criminal with two meanings here guys). So for whatever reason A.C. Slater is given a job at the club and our sweet little man Maurice also works there. Maurice plays "Toad." Toad is...real dumb to put it mildly. Not cut out for criminal activity at all.

Moving this along, Mario "Before you vote: Go grocery shopping, gas up your car, pay your bills, look at your 401K. Then vote" Lopez becomes an integral part of this criminal enterprise. However, he also meets a girl and it turns out that the girl is the granddaughter of the guy that runs the community center. This is really the main plot point, because Lopez's boss wants to pave paradise and put up a parking lot - ie he wants to tear down the community center to build something that will make him money. Well, he kills the grandpa and then Mario has a change of heart and i guess doesn't want to be a criminal anymore.

So let me just list the dead people - community center guy, mario's brother, our guy Toad of course, and some other's who i don't care about looking up. Mario gets shot in the end and for a second I was like, oh good, he's annoying, but then it fades out and then fades into a little while later and he's working at the community center because he saved it. And there is a like an end card dedicating this movie to the children of East Los Angeles....which dear god could you have dedicated a WORSE movie to them?!

I have some more gifs from this that will be posted randomly to haunt this place.

#maurice compte #eastside #90s movies #the 90s #90s films #movie gifs #queued

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brianjaeger · 2 months

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2024 Academy Award Best Picture Nominees Guide For Those Who Haven’t Actually Watched Them

In a year when the names of pretty much every movie are combinations of random, non-descript words, and with a lineup of films that few people did actually watch or even legitimately know what they’re about (except Barbenheimer) - the Academy really tested the flimsy premise of this now decade-old bit.

But tis the season! So sing along with me! My awards have a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R!

My awards have a second name, it’s C-O-R-P-O-R-A-T-E-H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D-W-I-L-L-S-O-O-N-B-R-E-A-K-I-T-S-P-R-O-M-I-S-E-T-O-T-H-E-U-N-I-O-N-S-A-N-D-C-R-E-A-T-E-A-L-L-O-F-T-H-E-S-E-M-O-V-I-E-S-W-I-T-H-A-I-I-N-T-H-E-F-U-T-U-R-E!

So, let’s dive in for this 10th rundown of the Best Picture nominees!