#joe biden diet coke

[tomorrowusa]

In 2016 we had But Her Emails. In 2024 we have Biden Is Too Old. The sources of these two lines haven't changed: the flailing GOP with an assist by bothsiderist news media.

Yes, it's the same old distraction technique to draw attention away from the leader of the Republican Party who is an adjudicated sex offender who just lost a gigantic lawsuit based on his past use of fraud.

It's time to push back and aggressively. And successful messaging is repetitious messaging – get used to repeating things if you wish to cut through the noise.

But the main thing is not to freak out and to play offense instead of being defensive. For example: Why are so few people on our side bringing up Trump's unhealthy lifestyle? Drinking 12 Diet Cokes® a day and copious chomping of double cheeseburgers wouldn't be recommended for somebody half his age. And what kind of drugs is he being prescribed?

[A]ll of the #BidenTooOld coverage is about as new and revelatory as #ButHerEmails. If nothing else, it proves that a scandal holding that the president forgets things is always going to go down smoother than a scandal in which a special counsel flagrantly violated a long-standing Justice Department practice and protocol not to “criticize uncharged conduct.” As Sullivan was quick to point out, CNN and the New York Times and every U.S. corporate media entity and its cousin jumped onto the bandwagon. [ ... ] Perhaps one way to navigate yourself through this seemingly insoluble morass would be to ask yourself why Biden, who is stipulated #Old, has managed to helm the most successful presidency in modern history. Booming economy, eye-popping jobs reports, first gun violence reduction bill in decades, $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan plus COVID relief, Inflation Reduction Act, infrastructure prioritized, judges seated. Pick your metric—there have been a lot of wins. And the reason this old man who sometimes forgets things like dates has gotten all this done? He has, for the most part, surrounded himself with experts, genuine scientists, respected economists, and effective governmental actors and advisers. Governance is not an action film. There is no minute-to-minute psychodrama involving someone in a tight black T-shirt mincing along the outdoor ledge of a skyscraper, ninja-kicking his lonely way down to the stairwell, where he karate-chops the well-armed baddies and then commando crawls his way into an empty vault with the glass chest where the nuclear reactor sits. No. Despite our fascination with the Great Man theory of American lawmaking, the presidency is an office that largely turns on superb staffing, visionary planning, deft political negotiation, and artful execution. Joe Biden doesn’t actually have to remember every single detail himself—he has to use his judgment to employ and empower a large contingent of skilled experts to execute upon their agreed-upon vision. If you are unconvinced, the best evidence that we keep falling for Great Man fantasy propaganda is the unmitigated failure of the first Donald Trump presidency. Here we had a self-described loner literally trumpeting his I-alone-can-fix-it worldview, all embodied in Great Man megalomania. He managed to accomplish virtually nothing: Almost none of his promises for single-handed economic revitalization, world domination, or intrepid urban crime-solving panned out. His great dreams were either strangled in infancy by staffers or halted by courts. And whether you believe that this happened because Donald Trump surrounded himself with incompetent yes men or steely adults in the room, both versions serve to offer proof of concept: Donald Trump accomplished close to nothing because the people around him were either too inept to put his vision into practice or too skillful at blocking him to allow him to put his vision into practice. Put another way, if you or anyone you know finds themselves reacting to the Biden Is Old revelations with the thought that, sure, Donald Trump is a 91-indictments-richer, adjudicated sexual abuser, defamer, liar, violator of national security, self-enriching, fascist-boosting insurrectionist, but it’s OK because he will surround himself with people who might check those impulses—well, doesn’t it rather intuitively make more sense to instead vote for the highly effective, internationally respected, but yes, sometimes forgetty guy who is surrounded by people with day planners?

A president is a lot closer to being a CEO than a superhero. And when it does come to being businesslike, Trump has declared bankruptcy six times – approximately six more times than Biden. Trump's business "skills" lean heavily towards fraud, deceit, and bullying.

The real reason we all keep falling for Great Man horse race stories is because they are good for fueling fantasies of all-powerful big daddy presidents who control every tiny aspect of governance in their tiny wee hands. If that is your jam, well, it would make sense to vote for the only candidate who believes in the same dream. If it’s not, the question is reducible to rather simple stakes: Do you want the Big Daddy who surrounds himself with sycophants and nutters and people with shared last names, or the one who surrounds himself with competence and expertise? This doesn’t seem, on balance, like a really tricky call. Do we prefer presidents who can backflip and ninja-kick their way to total world dominion? Perhaps. To my knowledge, nobody ever made a Tom Cruise movie about listening and learning and compromising. But if you still believe governance to be a sober and serious enterprise, vote like the alternative is chilling, because it is.

Trump flatters himself as a "stable genius". But it is Biden who brought stable governance back to the US. Being a constantly ranting gasbag is not an indicator of competence.

Very little attention is being paid to psychological age. Trump is just 42 months chronologically younger than Biden, but Trump acts like a toddler who is not yet 42 months old.

Parents with kids who were constantly having temper tantrums and being frequently disruptive would consider taking those kids to a child psychologist. Being a disruptive narcissist in his late 70s does not make Trump seem youthful but instead more like a case study for arrested development as a toddler.

#but her emails! #the age issue #joe biden #maturity #donald trump #trump's temper tantrums #trump's immaturity #trump's narcissism #trump's artrested development #trump's unknown prescription drugs #trump is an adjudicated sex offender #trump is mentally unfit to be president #vote blue no matter who #election 2024

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saw on quara had to share

What would happen if former President Trump was kidnapped and arrested by a nation enemy of the United States? Would the White House do anything? Would it be a problem for National Security?

Day 1: “Hello, this is the president of Berzerkistan. We have your former President Trump. He is alive and unharmed. If you ever want to see him alive again, deliver One Million Ounces of Gold to the Prime Minister of Vietnam. After the gold is safely in our hands, we will return Former President Trump to you.” “Hello, this is President Joe Biden. It is the policy of the United States never to negotiate with terrorists. We will not pay a million ounces of gold to get Donald Trump back.”

Day 3: “Hello President Biden? This is still the president of Berzerkistan. Your Former President Trump is truly a pain in the ass, but we still have the upper hand by retaining him here. As a gesture of goodwill, we now demand One Thousand Ounces of Gold for his safe return.” “Good morning, President of Berzerkistan. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 5: “Hello President Biden? Look, we’ll give the motherfucker back for free. What do you say?” “Nope. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 7: “President Biden, I know that you are a good humanitarian man. My entire army has defected so they don’t have to watch Trump. What would it take for us to be rid of this worthless piece of shit?” “Look pal, you took him. He’s yours.”

Day 9: “I beg of you, President Biden. PLEASE come get this bastard. The little prick has started holding MAGA rallies in the town square. Only five people in the entire country speak English so no one knows what the hell he is saying, but we’re quickly running out of eggs and tomatoes.” “Nope. We don’t care what happens to him as long as it’s in your country. Deal with the mess you made yourself.”

Day 11: “Look asshole, I gave you guys plenty of chances to take this worthless fuck. Now you’re going to pay the penalty.” “You and whose army? Remember, yours all left the country in the middle of the night thanks to you taking Trump for yourself.”

Day 13: A very large box arrives at the FedEx terminal in Baltimore, MD. It is addressed to President Biden. When opened, Trump is in there. He was shipped with fifty pounds of whatever passes for a Big Mac in Berzerkistan, and a 55-gallon drum of Diet Coke. President Biden, with a flourish, writes the sacred inscription “return to sender” on the box and puts it back on the plane himself.

Day 15: The president of Berzerkistan files charges against President Biden in the International Criminal Court, alleging that the return of Donald Trump to Berzerkistan violates the Laws of Land Warfare, nineteen different environmental laws and four laws banning crimes against humanity. President Biden relents and offers to pay return postage if they address the box “General Delivery, Point Barrow, Alaska.”

[dumbestthingiveeverheard]

Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard: 8/3/2023

Fifth place: Twitter user @eyeskewer

This is a little older than the stuff I normally cover on this blog, but I feel like this is worth highlighting as it perfectly shows my issue when many who make conspiratorial claims about transgender medical care:

my "informed consent" was my doctor I had just met handing me papers telling me my voice would drop soon, I could freeze my eggs, I might get acne, and whatever else. I probably didn't even hear everything she said, I just told her I wanted the shot. so I got it. I just turned 18

So you were told you wanted something medical done to you, were told about the risks and consequences, and then got it. I really don't see what the big deal is here.

Fourth Place: Marco Rubio

Elon Musk's time as CEO of Twitter has been far from perfect, but easily the best addition he has made is the community notes feature. For just one example, here is a Tweet from Marco Rubio:

Also, those claims about the 2016 Presidential Election were never proven to be fake--just wanted to add that real quick.

Third Place: Scott Lively

The deranged homophobe who wrote an entire book blaming the Nazis on homosexuality wrote a column a couple of days back with the headline "Leftist lawfare and the abuse of power." A decent chunk of it is spent defending Russian President Vladimir Putin, but here are some highlights:

In all my years of watching corporate U.S. news about Russia and Putin, I have never seen a single counter-argument ever being offered in defense of President Putin (coverage of him is even worse than that of Trump). It's been more than a decade since Obama restarted the Cold War to punish the Russians for banning "gay" propaganda to children, when every story began to paint him as a "brutal monster" – to the point that even many conservatives (who have zero reason to trust that same media on anything) seem to agree.

The hatred of Putin on an international scale has nothing to do with the anti-homosexuality laws he has put in place while President of Russia--although, don't get me wrong, that didn't help matters, but several countries with anti-homosexuality laws are still seen in a positive light by the international community (wrongfully so, in my opinion). It was more his imperial ambitions--starting with his invasion of Georgia in 2008--that caused the international community to move away from him.

Second Place: Abby Johnson

I've mostly been ignoring the story about a handful of far-right Christians refusing to support the fringe Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy because of his Hinduism, however given Abby Johnson was sold to us a few years back as a a reasonable anti-abortion activist--an oxymoron if I've ever heard one. And she has decided to take a stance against a Hindu President, saying:

Do not be a victim of Satan’s confusion right now. This is an important time for us to have clarity of mind as we are going into an election cycle. So please discern. Please use discernment right now because God hates those who are willing to put up idols over him, and he will not be mocked.

All I wish to say is that if you really want a President that's a dedicated Christian--can I recommend you a guy named Joe Biden? Oh who am I kidding, if Ramaswamy does get the nomination it's going to be just like when Billy Graham took Mormonism off his list of cults so he and his followers could vote for Mitt Romney in 2012.

Winner: Ben Shapiro

This man, considered by many to be serious political commentator, does not know the difference between eating and drinking:

[Trump] would face a whopping 641 years in prison. Which I assume means he would not survive prison. Although he is 70% preservatives at this point because he eats so much McDonalds and Diet Coke.

He eats Diet Coke? Ben, do you know how Diet Coke works?

Ben Shapiro you've said the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

#eyeskewer #marco rubio #scott lively #abby johnson #ben shapiro

[trkstrnd]

in the spirit of the new year i am going to post some controversial takes

as of january first 2023 i feel

-ice is a social construct

-fancams are edits but edits are not fan cams

-capitalism is a concept fed to people by power hungry politicians who want you to believe that giving everything to keep them in power is better than living a safe, secure life.

-socialism is the way to go.

-dogs are better than cats but only by the tiniest morsel of a whisker upon their fluffy little faces and both are infinitely better than humans

-all reptiles are friend shaped. we just need to be able to read body language.

-insulin should be free (sincerely, a diabetic)

-garlic salt is a completely valid seasoning

-garlic is best vegetable

-vampires need to come up with a vaccine for garlic aversion

-garlic

-rafael silva and sierra mcclain carry 911 lone star on their backs

-tarlos > buddie

-but buddie is cool too

-be kind to each other

-diet cherry coke needs to go back into production

-cool colors are prettier than warm colors

-my friends are the coolest

-lettuce is the worst, most heinous, unethical food to create even in a world with the cattle industry

-climate change is real

-even if you don’t believe it’s real there is quite literally no reason to keep not caring about the environment around you

-like i’m not picking up trash at the park solely because of climate change im picking it up bc the animals might get hurt and it is not aesthetically pleasing

-abolish straws

-or at least just make them a medical supply

-some disabled people need them and that is okay but u don’t need them bestie just lift ur cup

-wood is a better material than plastic to make dishes from.

-small businesses are so good

-only buy from amazon if you need to.

-the extra shipping and time is worth it to help people who need your sales

-billionaires are inherently evil

-and no that is not jealousy

-the ‘american dream’ relies on gentrification

-if you can act, look, sound, like a white man you’ll be successful

-equal opportunity is bullshit

-fatphobia is real

-over the ear headphones > in ear

-ibuprofen is the superior pain relief medication

-flautas are exquisite

-there should be an age cap on all held government positions

-seriously george bush bill clinton and donald trump were all born in the same year, joe biden before them and have held office for the past twenty years

-stop letting people born in the 1940s run a country in 2023

-queer people aren’t indoctrinating your kids. your kids are finding safe spaces.

-dragons are fuckin cool

-let people be who they want to be as long as they don’t harm anyone.

-sharks are BAD ASS

-fish are friends AND food

-good, authentic sushi is worth the investment

-the world has nuance

-sometimes nuance is hard to understand especially to neurodivergent people

-please explain the nuance instead of attacking people who may not get it.

-music has both evolved and devolved

-carlos reyes is autistic.

-autism isn’t a bad thing

-autism speaks is an inherently terrible organization that supports eugenics.

-most addicts, if not all of them, do not choose to be addicts

-let people be people

-be a kind person

-thank you

-i love you all

#trick talks to the void #happy new year

[quackityupdates]

Quackity posted to his Instagram story!

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#Quackity #Quackity Update!

[the-original-falcon]

To Sleepy Don and the right wingers that obey him...

The most readily apparent effect of Trump’s legal problems on his presidential campaign can be seen in the polls. A new Reuter/Ipsos poll found that only 24% of registered voters say that they’ll vote for him if he’s convicted of a felony. 60% said no. Amongst Republicans, 24% said that a conviction would lose their vote. While that number is depressingly low in some ways, it’s devastating in material terms. Trump needs lockstep support from his party if he’s going to stand any chance of beating President Biden and the Democratic Party. If a quarter of his base abandons him, he’s dead in the water.

Then, of course, there’s the circus of the trial itself. Ironically the man who coined the insult comic moniker “Sleepy Joe” for his political opponent has already fallen asleep in court four times. This habitual somnolence not only underscores the fact that Trump is a tired, washed up old man, it suggests a damning corollary. If Trump can’t even manage to stay awake when his freedom is on the line, imagine what he was doing — or more accurately not doing — as president when he was supposed to be working. To tell Fox to kick Jesse Watters off the air for targeting Trump’s jurors, sign here

An image springs to mind of Trump fast asleep with his head on the Resolute Desk, spilled Diet Coke pooling beneath him, a half-demolished McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish slipping from his grasp. These may seem like petty discussion points given the enormity of Trump’s evildoing, but they do matter. Little things accumulate in the minds of voters. The overall vibe that a candidate projects is often more important than their actual policy proscriptions. For a politician who prides himself on being the ultimate strongman, Trump is looking awfully weak these days.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is crushing it on the campaign trail. He’s bouncing from one campaign event to the next with the energy and vigor of a man half his age. In simple visual terms, he could not be cutting a sharper contrast to Trump with his head slumped in court.

This trial, in addition to being a PR nightmare, also comes with a massive opportunity cost. Every day that he’s stuck sitting in a courtroom is a day that he’s not out whipping MAGA crowds into a lather with his trademark stew of racism, lies, and incoherent ramblings. On top of that, his endlessly accumulating legal fees are a direct drain on his campaign finances.

Biden can put all of his fundraising gains towards winning the election. Trump has to use most of his to keep himself out of prison. In the end, it still may not be enough to save him.

[ladyscroogeblr]

Trump,

Trump is nothing compared to our President Joe Biden! Trump wss the worst president, ever! He has no idea what he was doing, most of the time! Trump was clueless how are government ran! Still doesn't! Handled the covid pandemic by pretty much ignoring it except when he told people to inject bleach into their bodies! Never cleaned the swamp! Watched tv, usually 8 hours a day! Wanted to get the US out of NATO! He lost the most jobs as president since Hoover! Trump is stupid. A very bad business man! Tried to run the presidency like a business. Made over a billion as President! He paid more taxes in China then here! Refused to released his taxes. Cheated on his taxes. He looks and acts like he cognitivity is gone down hill! Can't remember what city he is in. A lot of times he babbles about things we have no idea what he's talking about! Gets Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley confused! Says Obama is the current president more then once! Said he ran against Hilary and Obama in 2016! Keeps saying Biden is the most corrupt president ever when he actually was! Most world leaders hated Trump and laughed at him and the United States when he was in office! Is a convicted sex offender. Has 91 criminal indictments against him! Is unhealthy! Knows the McDonald's menu then the employees! Eats unhealthy all the time! Says he looks better then Biden! Doesn't exercise because he believes it wears down the body! He worst excuse I've ever heard not to exercise! Most people who worked in the White House could not believe how stupid is was! Trumps says he was everyone's favorite president! Doesn't like soldiers who end up as prisons of war! He calls them losers! Especially John McCain who was a prison of war for 6 and a half years! He's he's head of the MAGA Republicans! Has Mike Johnson eating out if his hand! Tried to sensor Jimmy Kimmel because was telling jokes abouthim! Trump his a bully! An insecure brat! A whiner! Every other word out of his mouth is a lie! Never pays his bills. Brained washed Michael Cohen! Has hired the worse lawyers on the planet! Truth Social is a big joke! He said it would over take Twitter! Buried 1st wife Ivana on his New Jersey golf course to get a tax break! Her grave site is totally neglected! If he could and get a way with it, he'd have sex with daughter Ivanka! Trump is a pervert! A fascist! A bigot! A racist! Arrogant! Pathetic! Disgusting! Unhinged! Still says the the 2020 election was rigged! Trump is head of his own cult! Has cheated on all his wives! Had sex with a poor star he tried to pay off without anyone knowing! Treats Don Jr and Eric badly! Both are pretty stupid! Jr acts like is on drugs! Trump loves Fox News! Loves diet Coke! Sold tons or President documents after he left office. Keep most of TBE documents at Mar a Lago.. Pictures have shown the documents where in the Ballroom and a bathroom for example! He said he took them because he wanted to and said he has presidential immunity! No he does and no president has! The judge head if this case is a hard core Trumpster! This case might not making to count until after 2024 election! Doesn't read. Never has released his school records. Is not religious even though A lot of religious people say he is! The guy us Satan! Played down how serious his covid case was! Wears orange make up which makes him look like a clown! Trashed NFL players for taking A knee during the National anthem! Tried to get involved with this matter with the NFL! Didn't like it either when the NBA and MLB did it! Back in the day he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. Couldn't do it when he could not get a bank loan! Hated when sports teams won championships and refused to go the White House! Hated his vice president Mike Pence. More later!

#trump #not away #needs to be stopped

[trustpartners]

Metro nyc j line weekdays

METRO NYC J LINE WEEKDAYS TRIAL

14, 2022 FBI Seized Mike Lindell’s Phone in a Hardee’s Parking Lot Somehow, that seems appropriate. 14, 2022 Charlotte Bennett Sues Andrew Cuomo In her lawsuit, Bennett is suing Cuomo for sexual harassment, gender discrimination, and retaliation. 14, 2022 Lindsey Graham Caught the Garbage Truck The senator thought he was doing his party a favor with his abortion ban. 14, 2022 Sorry, Americans, But King Charles May Hate Us From fixing him up with Nixon’s daughter to staging the Princess Diana–John Travolta dance, we’ve often shown him a bad time. 14, 2022 Will the January 6 Committee End With a Bang or a Whimper? The House select committee is planning at least one more hearing, and it has plenty of time to reach a fitting conclusion. 14, 2022 The Drama-Lover’s Guide to the New Trump Books Love gossip but not enough to actually read the new batch of Trump books? Here are all the juicy, disturbing, and darkly amusing tidbits you missed. Kenan Thompson is getting that monologue ready. The former president hoped his red Oval Office button could quench his thirst for a plan to keep Joe Biden out of the White House too. Trump Asked Diet Coke Valet for 2020 Election Advice In death as in life, meticulous royal protocol rules the next few days. Unorthodox’s Shira Haas Cast as Sabra in Captain America: New World OrderĪdding the Israeli superhero to the MCU has already sparked controversy. PnB Rock Has Reportedly Died After Being Shot, RobbedĪt a Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Los Angeles.Ī lot of Democrats’ current midterms optimism is based on the assumption that today’s polls are more accurate than they were in 2016 or 2020. She sang a stunning rendition of “Endangered Species” after winning her first Emmy tonight. Sheryl Lee Ralph Gave the Best Acceptance Speech of All Time Vulture would like to say “thank you” to the producer who came up with this. The Emmys’ Acceptance-Speech Chyrons Are Brilliant New Hampshire Senate Primary Could Be Another Unforced Error for GOPĮxtremist GOP front-runner Don Bolduc will be toast against Democrat Maggie Hassan, so national Republicans are trying to take him down. Lindsey Graham Clears a Path for Republicans to Retreat on AbortionĪ 15-week ban nationwide, down from 20 weeks, is a signal that the GOP is fearful the Dobbs backlash will destroy them in November. The U.K.’s new monarch has shown more irritation over writing implements in a week than Queen Elizabeth II did over anything in 70 years. King Charles III’s First Major Challenge Is Fancy Pens Litigators gonna litigate-gate-gate-gate-gate.

METRO NYC J LINE WEEKDAYS TRIAL

Taylor Swift Can’t Shake Off Copyright Lawsuit, Must Go to Trial Lewis was best known for “The In Crowd” and “Wade in the Water.” Ramsey Lewis, Chart-Topping Jazz Pianist, Dead at 87 In a long career that took him from the Reagan White House to Jeffrey Epstein’s defense bar, his failed pursuit of the Clintons is his central legacy. Ken Starr, Bill Clinton’s Inquisitor, Dies at 76 How do you solve a problem like Dark June? The Handmaid’s Tale Season-Premiere Recap: By Her Hand National Republicans pushed Chuck Morse in New Hampshire’s GOP Senate primary, hoping to give Democrat Maggie Hassan a real challenge. Republicans Shudder as Extremist Don Bolduc Wins Senate Primary The FBI Seized Mike Lindell’s Phone in a Hardee’s Parking Lot “The State no longer has confidence in the integrity of the conviction,” the Baltimore’s state’s attorney said of the Serial-podcast subject. In her lawsuit, Bennett is suing Cuomo for sexual harassment, gender discrimination, and retaliation.Īdnan Syed Murder Conviction Could Be Vacated After New Evidence Emerges Charlotte Bennett Hits Andrew Cuomo With a Sexual-Harassment Lawsuit

#Metro nyc j line weekdays

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Time magazine cover day one

#Time magazine cover day one trial

Why Yuh-Line Niou Didn’t Run Against Dan Goldman Again The runner-up in the Democratic primary for the Manhattan-Brooklyn congressional district explains her decision to pass on a redo in November. Afghanistan’s Crypto Lifeline How the embattled digital currency is shoring up a country in dire straits. Her favorite son reclaims one royal duty. Guess Who’s Inheriting the Queen’s Corgis Heating Your Expensive Apartment Is About to Get More Expensive The attendee who called him “a sick old man” was subsequently arrested. Prince Andrew Was Heckled at the Queen’s Funeral Procession Police say their mother is suspected of drowning them. Three Children Were Found Dead at Coney Island Kenan Thompson is getting that monologue ready. The former president hoped his red Oval Office button could quench his thirst for a plan to keep Joe Biden out of the White House too. Trump Asked Diet Coke Valet for 2020 Election Advice In death as in life, meticulous royal protocol rules the next few days. Unorthodox’s Shira Haas Cast as Sabra in Captain America: New World OrderĪdding the Israeli superhero to the MCU has already sparked controversy. PnB Rock Has Reportedly Died After Being Shot, RobbedĪt a Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Los Angeles.Ī lot of Democrats’ current midterms optimism is based on the assumption that today’s polls are more accurate than they were in 2016 or 2020. She sang a stunning rendition of “Endangered Species” after winning her first Emmy tonight. Sheryl Lee Ralph Gave the Best Acceptance Speech of All Time Vulture would like to say “thank you” to the producer who came up with this. The Emmys’ Acceptance-Speech Chyrons Are Brilliant New Hampshire Senate Primary Could Be Another Unforced Error for GOPĮxtremist GOP front-runner Don Bolduc will be toast against Democrat Maggie Hassan, so national Republicans are trying to take him down. Lindsey Graham Clears a Path for Republicans to Retreat on AbortionĪ 15-week ban nationwide, down from 20 weeks, is a signal that the GOP is fearful the Dobbs backlash will destroy them in November. The U.K.’s new monarch has shown more irritation over writing implements in a week than Queen Elizabeth II did over anything in 70 years. King Charles III’s First Major Challenge Is Fancy Pens Litigators gonna litigate-gate-gate-gate-gate.

#Time magazine cover day one trial

Taylor Swift Can’t Shake Off Copyright Lawsuit, Must Go to Trial Lewis was best known for “The In Crowd” and “Wade in the Water.” Ramsey Lewis, Chart-Topping Jazz Pianist, Dead at 87 In a long career that took him from the Reagan White House to Jeffrey Epstein’s defense bar, his failed pursuit of the Clintons is his central legacy. Ken Starr, Bill Clinton’s Inquisitor, Dies at 76 How do you solve a problem like Dark June? The Handmaid’s Tale Season-Premiere Recap: By Her Hand

#Time magazine cover day one

[johnnyrobish]

Dr. Oz Campaign Blames His Opponent's Stroke on Poor Diet

The Dr. Oz Campaign has been on the receiving end of tons of mockery over a campaign video in which the doctor blamed the high price of “crudités” on Joe Biden, and then managed to mangle the names of the two grocery stores he visited in the video.  In response to the crudités mockery, the Oz Campaign issued a statement claiming that John Fetterman, Dr. Oz’s Democratic opponent for US Senate in Pennsylvania, might not have even had his stroke if he “had ever eaten a vegetable in his life.”

OK, got it, doctor!  Sound nutritional advice from a snake-oil TV doctor who brags about being endorsed by Donald Trump, an orange specimen who basically lives on nothing but McDonald’s cheeseburgers, fries, and diet Cokes.  Now, not to sound critical, but perhaps Dr. Oz might concern himself a little more with what flows out of his mouth, rather than what goes into John Fetterman’s mouth.

Of course, we all know that’s not very likely.  Campaign ads like Dr. Oz’s grocery store fiasco, demonstrate how much wealthy Republican politicians love cosplaying as “just regular working-class folk.”  That said, it’s funny how quickly things can change!  Why, it seems like just yesterday, when Republicans implied Michelle Obama was Satan incarnate - for simply suggesting similar dietary choices be made available in public schools.

Naturally, Oz made his diagnosis without ever examining Fetterman.  Now, what confuses me is how a doctor in New Jersey can tell if an individual who is in Pennsylvania, hasn’t been consuming enough “crudités?”  Oddly, Dr. Oz is not only a TV personality and politician, but also a “cardiac surgeon.”  That’s right, “a heart surgeon,” which makes no sense, because if we’ve learned anything during these Trump years - its that Republicans don’t even have hearts.

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[tomorrowusa]

« Biden has been a remarkably effective president. Trump spent four years claiming that a major infrastructure initiative was just around the corner, to the point that “It’s infrastructure week!” became a running joke; Biden actually got legislation passed. Trump promised to revive American manufacturing, but didn’t. Biden’s technology and climate policies — the latter passed against heavy odds — have produced a surge in manufacturing investment. His enhancement of Obamacare has brought health insurance coverage to millions.

If you ask me, these achievements say a lot more about Biden’s capacity than his occasional verbal slips.

And what about his opponent, who is only four years younger? Maybe some people are impressed by the fact that Trump talks loud and mean. But what about what he’s actually saying in his speeches? They’re frequently rambling word salads, full of bizarre claims like his assertion on Friday that if he loses in November, “they’re going to change the name of Pennsylvania.”

Not to mention confusing Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi and mistaking E. Jean Carroll for one of his ex-wives. »

— Nobel laureate Paul Krugman writing at the New York Times.

There's an enormous amount of hypocrisy regarding Joe Biden's age – stoked by MAGA Republicans who want Americans to forget that there's only a 3.5 year difference between Biden and Trump.

Biden almost certainly leads a healthier lifestyle than Trump. Proper nutrition alone puts Biden way ahead of McDonald Trump.

If Trump appears more animated, it's because he drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. And it wouldn't surprise me if he gets testosterone shots from some fawning physician. Dictators are fond of doctors who make them appear powerful.

This is the MAGA Republican stable genius in all his glory...

One of the very few things Trump ever said that we can agree with...

^^^ You needn't worry about that, Donny! 😆

#donald trump #demented don #dumbass donny #trump's unhealthy lifestyle #vote blue no matter who #paul krugman #election 2024

[devasafikir]

Joe Biden Donald Trump’ın Diyet Kola Düğmesi ‘ni Kaldırdı

Diyet Kola Düğmesi Gerçek Çıktı. Biden, Trump Dönemindeki Diyet Kola Düğmesini Kaldırdı

Spy Kids veya Richie Rich’ten bir şey gibi gelebilir, ancak Family Guy’ın şaka yaptığı “Diyet Kola Düğmesi”nin gerçek olduğu ortaya çıktı. (Are you kidding me?)

Sadece gerçek değil, Biden onu kaldırdı. Times’ın siyasi muhabiri Tom Newton Dunn, Twitter’da Trump’ın masası ile Biden’ın masasının yeni fotoğrafları arasındaki farka dikkat çekerek açıklamaları paylaştı.

#diet coke #diyet kola #joe biden diet coke #trump diet coke #joe biden diyet kola #donald trump diyet kola #trump diyet kola düğmesi #trump guy #family guy

[theriddlerisanerd]

I’m famous for not knowing about the damn Diet Coke button

#Donald Trump #Joe Biden #Diet Coke button

[hey-its-escher]

Why didn’t Biden keep the diet coke button.....?

#president biden #joe biden #diet coke #diet coke button #usa #president

[ispicynews]

US President Joe Biden Removed Donald Trump's Diet Coke Button In Oval Office: Report

US President Joe Biden Removed Donald Trump’s Diet Coke Button In Oval Office: Report

The device installed at Resolute Desk wasn’t visible in photos of Joe Biden captured at the White House. Washington: It appears that US President Joe Biden has removed the ”Diet Coke” button installed on the presidential desk by his predecessor Donald Trump, who was devoted to the soda drink. The device installed at the Resolute Desk wasn’t visible in photos of Biden captured Thursday at the…

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#diet coke button #Donald Trump #Joe Biden

[ineedthissideblog]

I like to reblog posts with anything wild that happens in the world, so in 5 years I can look back on this god forsaken blog and remind myself “yeah, that totally happened, it was not a fever dream” 

#diet coke #2021 #pandemic #yeah #we on to a great year #joe biden