#joel bevilacqua

[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue

Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing

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[a-rat-with-adhd]

🌊💙Jethro x Joel💙🌊

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[southernboy420]

Incorrect Quote #1 - Bondi Rescue

Joel: Is it hot out here or is it just you? Jeff: It's you. Joel: What? *gay panic* Jeff: What? *even more gay panic* Meanwhile, Chappo in the background: Jesus fucking Christ, what complete idiots. *just over it all*

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[pikachupadilla]

Jethro: okay, truth or dare?

Joel: Dare.

Jethro: What's your credit card number?

Joel: Truth.

Jethro: Tell me your credit card number

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[pastagoop]

SECOND SHIP UP TOO BAT: Jethro James x Joel Bevilacqua

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[omgsquee2001]

Hey all!

So I am doing a collab with the amazing @couldbegayer21. The collab is going to be a Joel Bevilacqua x ftm reader (the reader is trans male so it will be labelled ftm. The reader uses he/him pronouns). If you would like to know more, go over to @couldbegayer21’s blog to get more information. Thank you!!

#Joel Bevilacqua x trans reader #transgender #ftm reader #Collab

[firebenderwolf]

Joel: We are clearly lost!

Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.

Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!

Maxi: Well you said to make a right!

Jethro: I said make a right next!

Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!

Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?

Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!

Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!

Meanwhile

Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.

Hoppo: They are still in the car park.

Reidy: Should we help?

Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!

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[adam-lallana]

Jethro: You're right.

Joel: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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[raisetheroos]

joel’s last name is so different. i guess you could call him joe exotic badum tss

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[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #3: Bondi Rescue

Jethro: Am I going too far? Joel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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[suzylwade]

Women in Design “For too long their work has been lost in the mists of time and therefore gone unacknowledged. Our book’s central message to women following in the wake of these remarkable female design pioneers is: ‘Yes, you can, now go and do it!’” - Charlotte Fiell. Aino Aalto, Anni Albers, Laura Ashley, Gae Aulenti, Lina Bo Bardi. Cini Boeri, Irma Boom, Marianne Brandt, Vivianna Torun Bülow-Hübe, Margaret Calvert, Louise Campbell, Anna Castelli Ferrieri, Gabrielle 'Coco' Chanel, Louise ‘Madeleine’ Chéruit, Kim Colin (Industrial Facility), Collier Campbell, Matali Crasset, Lucienne Day, Carlotta De Bevilacqua, Elsie De Wolfe, Sonia Delaunay, Elizabeth Diller, Nanna Ditzel, Marion Dorn, Nipa Doshi, Dorothy Draper, Clara Driscoll, Ray Eames, Estrid Ericssson, Vuokko Eskolin-Nurmesniemi, Front, Georgina ‘Georgie’ Gaskin, GM’s ‘Damsels of Design’, Sophie Gimbel, Glasgow Girls, Lonneke Gordijn (Studio Drift), Eileen Gray, April Grieman, Maija Grotell, Zaha Hadid, Katharine Hamnett, Ineke Hans, Edith Head, Margaret Howell, Maija Isola, Grete Jalk, Betty Joel, Hella Jongerius, Ilonka Karasz, Susan Kare, Rei Kawakubo, Florence Knoll, Florence Koehler, Belle Kogan, Jeanne Lanvin, Estelle Laverne, Amanda Levete, Shelia Levrant de Bretteville, ’Lucile’ Lucy, Lady Duff-Gordon, Elaine Lustig Cohen, Märta Måås-Fjetterström, Greta Magnusson-Grossman, Cecilie Manz, Enid Marx, Bonnie MacLean, Grethe Meyer, Rosita Missoni, May Morris, Marie Neurath, Neri Oxman, Maria Pergay, Charlotte Perriand, Miuccia Prada, Mary Quant, Ingegerd Råman, Ruth Reeves, Lilly Reich, Lucie Rie, Astrid Sampe, Paula Scher, Elsa Schiaparelli, Margarete ‘Grete’ Schütte-Lihotzky, Denise Scott Brown, Inga Sempé, Alma Siedhoff-Buscher, Alison Smithson, Sylvia Stave, Varava Stepanova, Nanny Still McKinney, Gunta Stözl, Marianne Straub, Anne Swainson, Faye Toogood, Nynke Tynagel (Studio Job), Patricia Urquiola, Valentina Kulagina, Mimi Vandermolen, Lella Vignelli, Nanda Vigo, Vivienne Westwood, Yiqing Yin, Eva Zeisel, Nika Zupanc . ‘Women in Design: From Aino Aalto to Eva Zeisel’ by Charlotte Fiell, Clementine Fiell, published by ’Laurence King Publishing’. #neonurchin #neonurchinblog https://www.instagram.com/p/B7-yVKIA-t0/?igshid=zeffnlqo6xud

#neonurchin #neonurchinblog

[southernboy420]

Accidentally In Love (Bondi Rescue)

Prompt: Them accidentally (or purposefully) dozing off in a hammock together as the sun sets and the air cools down.

I chose to do it on accident :)

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Third Person POV The day was warm, and the lifeguards were just hanging out at Joel and Jeff's place, having a cookout for Christmas. Joel was trying to convince Maxi that elves were real, and Jethro was vetoing for Santa. Harrison was just staring at them like tehy were dumb or something.

Jake was laying in a hammock, staring at the sky. "Yo." A voice said, and he glanced up, seeing Chase standing there. "Hey," Jake said, trying to scoot over, and Chase chuckled, taking the now-open spot. The problem with hammocks, especially rope ones like this one, was balance, so naturally, getting in, Chase fell into Jake. "Shit, sory." "It's okay. Good?" Jake asked, helping Chase sit up. "Yeah." Chase smiled.

Jake's heart fluttered, and he frowned. Stop that, he thought. He's way out of your league. He'd been in love with Chase for years, but he doubted Chase was even on the LGBT+ spectrum at all.

"You're dumb," Harrison said, shaking his head. "What?!" Joel cried. "It's true! How else do you think that shit gets there? The man's too fat to fit!"

"That doesn't mean he's not real, stupid." Jethro rolled his eyes, and Joel started shouting indignantly. Jake watched them, eyebrows raised. "Is Jeff still trying to say Santa is real?" "Yep. Joel's not having it," Chase mumbled. Both were now lying back, staring at the sky (but avoiding the bright sun, of course).

As the day wore on, Jake felt himself getting sleepier and sleepier as the warmth increased. He turned, about to ask Chase if he felt the same, and saw the younger boy passed out cold, eyes shut. Jake felt like a creep, but Chase was so pretty when he slept. He wasn't worried or stressed, but relaxed, peaceful. With a sigh, Jake closed his eyes.

Harries eyed the two boys, wondering if he should wake them up for dinner. The team knew. They've been watching the looks Chase and Jake would send the other if they weren't looking. "Should we...?" "Let them sleep, we can save them some." Reidy said, and everyone went inside.

Jake woke up an hour before dusk. He sighed, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, and nearly had a heart attack when something moved beside him. He looked over quickly and was met with Chase's brown eyes. "Hi." Chase blinked. "Hey." Jake said.

There was talking inside, laughing, but Jake was focused entirely on Chase. The boy licked his lips quickly, eyes going from Jake's lips to his face again. "I, uh..." "Can I kiss you?" Jake blurted, feeling his face heatr up the moment the words left his lips. "Oh, my God..." He moaned, covering his face. "No, don't--don't be embarrassed. Yes, of course you can," Chase whispered, pulling Jake's hands from his face and kissing him gently.

Jake pressed into Chase, loving the way he tasted, like salt and the sea. "I've really wanted to do that forever," Chase whispered as tey broke apart. "Me, too." Jake whispered. Then...

"Hey, if you guys are, like, done making out or whatever, we got food." Jacko yelled. "JACKO!" Chase shrieked, red-faced. Jake started to laugh, kissing CHase as he got out of the hammock (and totally ignoring the team, because he figured they'd find out eventually anyway). "Come on, let's go in." Chase blushed, following Jake. "Kay."

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[pikachupadilla]

Jethro: Joel and I don't have pet names for each other

Maxi: I see. Jeth, what do bees make?

Jethro: I can't remember.

Jethro: Darling, what do bees make?

Joel: It's honey, dear.

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[omgsquee2001]

Fish Outta Water

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Prologue

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It was a normal, sunny day in Sydney, Australia. You were relaxing on a couch in the apartment you shared with your boyfriends, Jethro James and Joel Bevilacqua. The boys were off doing whatever it is the two loveable idiots did, when you felt the couch cushions bounce slightly from someone sitting on it. 

“Hey babe,” the familiar voice of Jethro said. You opened your eyes and looked at him. You first started dating Jethro when he was a trainee on the show, Bondi Beach. There, the two of you met Joel and formed a Polyamerous relationship. “How do you feel about goin’ on a road trip?” He asked, gently running his fingers up and down your legs, exposed by the shorts you wore. You cocked an eyebrow at him. 

“Well, that would depend on what kind of road trip we’re goin’ on and if it includes all three of us.” You said, taking his hand and gently bouncing it up and down in yours. 

“It does,” Joel said, resting his arms on the back of the couch, looking down at you. “And the road trip includes Jethro’s troupe, and camping equipment.” Joel said. You froze, and tilted your head up at him. You frowned in confusion, moving your eyes from Jethro to Joel then back to center. 

“What kind of road trip is this?”  

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Taglist

@couldbegayer21

#jethro james x reader #joel bevilacqua x reader #fish outta water

[firebenderwolf]

Joel: *passing out headphones to every lifeguard *

Tyson: Uh why are you giving us headphones?

Joel: Jethro saw Endgame last night.

Jethro: *enters sobbing while holding an Iron Man plushie* I love you 3000!

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[adam-lallana]

Jethro: Here's some advice

Joel: I didn't ask for any

Jethro: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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