#jupiter.txt

[roundtriptojupiter]

everyone suddenly getting hyped about r/place is. Hm. like, if i told you i wrote gullible on the ceiling, would you look up?

#jupiter.txt #mike.txt

[pluralhalman]

the skrungle

#jupiter.txt #vix.txt

[gunpowderraven]

is this anything

#jupiter.txt #arthur.txt #candela obscura #oscar grimm #savagrimm

[mlmdata]

somebody’s probably done this before

[ID: Two screenshots of Star Trek: The Next Generation showing Q and Picard. The first shows Q's first appearance, with a post by kitschcowboy reading "feeling normal about that old man" overlayed. The second shows Q looking at Picard as he wears Starfleet's formal uniform, with a reblog by kitschcowboy reading "no longer normal i need to fuck him" overlayed. End ID]

#jupiter.txt #janus.txt #qcard #q #jean luc picard #star trek #tng #shitpost

[jungledubs]

i dont understand how people can hate all mcyt. look at this picture of captain angry eyes and maybe you’ll calm down

#jupiter.txt #callisto.txt

[mrstanleyparable]

the narrator after stanley does literally anything with the bucket

#jupiter.txt #nigel.txt #the stanley parable #stanarrator

[fnaftm]

i finally got around to watching the fun facts video for web of lies and these two facts are absolutely everything you need to know about matpat i think

#jupiter.txt #mike.txt #fnaf the mysical #matpat #randomencounters

[fazbearnights]

fnaf movie spoilers //

the amount of people complaining about the “i always come back” line delivery is so funny like… just think about it. the guy’s lungs are being punctured. of course it sounds weird and forced. did you not watch the christopher lee lotr interview where he talks about what happens when you get stabbed /silly

#jupiter.txt #erin.txt #fnaf movie #springtrap #william afton #fnaf movie spoilers

[undertakermedic]

EVERYBODY WAKE UP EMESIS BLUE KILL COUNT IS OUT

#jupiter.txt #erin.txt #emesis blue #team fortress 2

[ghostbusterspolycule]

my friend pointed this out to me and now i can’t unsee it-- they’re the same person in slightly different fonts what the fuck

#jupiter.txt #tex.txt #ted nivison #egon spengler #ghostbusters 1984

[hydroburst]

i pulled wrio and now im losing it over the lv 1 boy next to his fully ascended lv 80 husband. he asked for no pickles /ref

#jupiter.txt #silas.txt #genshin impact #wriothesley #neuvillette

[roundtriptojupiter]

i need everyone to watch this right now. my god. holy shit. ive had it stuck in my head for 3 days. dessert spoons. mr astley what on earth

EDIT: i actually did 2 secs of research & it turns out he made a full new version of the song w/ misheard lyrics as a collaboration w/ specsavers to raise awareness about hearing loss! 👍

[Video ID: a TikTok video from the user rickastleyofficial showing Rick Astley, an older white man with short brown hair, singing a parody of ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ in a recording booth. The changed lyrics are:

Then I’m gonna give you up, then I’m gonna let you down / then I’m gonna run around with dessert spoons

Then I’m gonna make you cry, then I’m gonna say goodbye / then I’m gonna tell a lie and hurt you.]

#jupiter.txt #monty.txt #never gonna give you up #rick astley #tiktok

[pluralhalman]

robots i like alignment chart… this came to me in a vision

(shhhh i know 432 isnt a robot but theyre in a computer so i count it)

#jupiter.txt #elias.txt #oh god. uh #handunit #springtrap #glados #holsten #p03 #employee 432 #settings person #hal 9000 #popgoes the weasel #mettaton #five nights at freddy’s #portal #hermitcraft #inscryption #the stanley parable #2001 a space odyssey #popgoes #undertale

[gunpowderraven]

critical role: by someone that hasn’t seen any of it

hi so we recently got into dimension 20 and our friends have been tugging us towards critical role for a very long time at this point but we still haven’t watched any of it nor do we know all that much about anything that actually happens in it. however we do intend to actually start watching soon so we decided it was the perfect opportunity to make one of those ‘all the things i know about this thing i haven’t watched’ posts, show it to our critrole friends, and then actually get into critrole and be able to look back and laugh about it later

also the images are all sourced via friend so this is all one hundred percent no wiki no google knowledge, just from tumblr and discord convos and stuff. and some cast compilation videos that were very funny

update: we are now watching cr3! liveblog tag for silly lb -> #cr3 lb

vox machina

from left to right:

- i have literally no idea who the two halflings are. i’ve never seen them before in my life. what. uh. paladin and bard? im literally just guessing. who plays these characters. what

- grog? grug? this is travis’ pc maybe. also hypothesizing hes a half-orc barbarian or something similar? ive seen like one clip of him

- percival frederick von something something de rolo i think there’s a iii in his name as well, his name is long and very german but he does not have a german accent. or a french one. at separate times i have thought this character was german and french and then i heard him talk and was like. What. anyway i know he’s taliesin’s pc and he invented guns and is also possessed sometimes by big bird demon, and he has a nifty plague doctor mask. also tragic backstory. his entire family is dead i think. no mercy percy! he has a thing with vex? also his hair did a wilbur. the gay people on tumblr love this twink. i also think i love this twink

- vax’ildan! i think i may have actually spelled that right! half-elf? vex is his twin? and he’s... liam’s pc i think. yeah that’s it. he gives me angsty boy energy tho. not as much as percy but this boy has seen some shit. also he might be a rogue or a ranger who even knows. he looks like gay jon snow

- vex’ahlia which i definitely didn’t spell right. i think the next one is marisha’s pc so this one is... uh... laura? i think she’s the ranger actually. i think she has a bear. not like a gay bear like an actual animal bear. though it could be gay too i dunno. she has a think with percy. or everyone wants her to have a thing with percy. i genuinely can’t tell. anyway get that traumatized twink girl

- keyleth... marisha’s pc. some kind of spellcaster? maybe sorcerer? wild magic? she Also has a thing with percy maybe. or vex. or both. who even knows. everyone wants that twink. one time she threw herself off a cliff and turned into a goldfish and almost died and it was hilarious

anything else i know about this:

- there are evil bitches called the briarwoods and they might be vampires

- this is the one that got a tv show and might have also been the first critrole campaign idek

- d. ragons? chromia something. dragons. i hope i haven’t been lied to about the dragons. i hope there are actually dragons in this. there’s like a chromium something with dragon symbols tho

mighty nein

from left to right:

- mollymauk! ...tealeaf? another taliesin pc. the trans people like this one. i don’t know what their pronouns are. but theyre slaying every time i see them at any time. no idea what class but maybe a spellcaster?

- ...beau? i know her exclusively through lesbian ship art so i know her name is beau something bc that’s the ship names but i don’t know if that’s short for something. monk? no clue. also no clue who plays her either. maybe marisha?

- i have seen this character but i do not know their name. or anything else about them

- oh this is the sad wizard boy caleb widogast. he’s gay for essek thelyss (or something. i didnt spell that right) who is a npc i think. yeah. sad wizard. every time i see him he’s just being a wizard and sad. the gays love him too but he’s more of a distraught otter than a sad twink. maybe he and percy should start a club tho. also i think he’s played by liam

- i KNOW this character’s name i think it starts with s but i can’t remember for the life of me. scriv? scrat? no thats the rat from ice age. possibly a menace? i think im getting them mixed up with someone else. they look cool as hell though

- jester!! laura pc i think perhaps. i want to get drunk with her and tell her about all of my problems. yeah. i dont know anything about her actually. beaujester exists tho i know that

- YASHA. CRUSH ME HOLY FUCK. sorry im normal ? her voice makes me a little crazy insane. ive seen a few clips of her. mostly gay shit with beau. uh she’s played by ashley and she could kick my ass very easily

oh my god there’s another photo

- i think there’s only one character different here and it’s caduceus clay fun fact i hated this mfer for really dumb shitty personal reasons for a while before deciding it was very stupid to blame a fictional character for interpersonal drama and now im fine with him. wait does mollymauk die or something. wait a second. no, wait, fuck—

- ALSO WHO’S THAT FUCKER IN THE BACKGROUND I JUST NOTICED THAT

anything else i know about this:

- yeah i got nothing. no idea about the lore or the plot or anything bc i pretty much exclusively see gay ship art of these pcs. love wins i support it

bells hells

from left to right, one more time:

- look my brain is just saying gertrude from dungeons & drag queens but obviously that’s incorrect. so i don’t know who this is

- or this! but she looks very pretty and i love the little... monkey... bird? pls tell me these two characters have some kind of wild opposites dynamic they look like they do

- LITTLE ROBOT GUY . fcg? fgc? i think it was the first one. uh. liam pc? ?????? i think he gets bitches

- orym...? i know one of these characters is named orym. and i think it’s this one. i also see gay fanart of him

- i don’t know who the guy underneath him is

- or the lady with the purple hair god i really don’t know shit about this campaign sorry

- ashton greymoore, taliesin pc, my friend luna loves this guy, he’s. rocks? he’s rocks. groovy.

- someone in this campaign is named like dorian or something and im guessing its this one bc idk who they are either

anything else i know about this:

- flying.......... ship?

- this is the ongoing one i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk, i can’t wait to look back at this in a few months and laugh my ass off. hope u enjoyed this mess

#jupiter.txt #thierry.txt #critical role

[mlmdata]

mcspirk + stuff we’ve said on discord (1/?)

#jupiter.txt #aries.txt #shitpost #mcspirk #spirk #mckirk #star trek #the original series #tos #james t kirk #leonard mccoy #spock #stuff we’ve said on discord

[jungledubs]

secret life scar is so fucking funny. he's been trying so hard this season to just be nice and make friends and the secretkeeper is just like no <3

#jupiter.txt #erin.txt #secret life smp #goodtimeswithscar