#just bc its fuckin hilarious

[poems-of-a-lover]

im so tired and im bad at initiating conversation/calls/anything so i am. trapped.

#i feel like the fuckin 'kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness' clip #just bc its fuckin hilarious

[space-ninja-fashion-show]

I think I have discovered the funniest frame to combine with the current bug of enemies just disappearing when they die and it's big range splinter storm Gara

I'm just merrily running around and ppl are disappearing in front of my eyes without me doing anything

#aka social distancing cautionary tale gara. aka anti-melee gara bc i never get to hit anything but always Forget until it happens #same build i use to nuke with her bc it just works #not a well scaling nuke but its really fun while it lasts. i out-nuked a saryn today >:) #kata's chatter #warframe #anyway my heart goes out to all the nekroses but unfortunately this bug also just looks really fuckin funny #you are Very encouraged to offer me other frames who combine hilariously with this bug. i am eager for more

[our-inspire-verse]

Havin himself a smoke

#system babbles #striker #i do this in headspace often. made fun of inthrum for smoking weed in headapace even tho it technically doesn't make you high #now i constantly do it and he rolls his eyes at me #helluva boss #fictive #introject #frontstuck for fuckin. 9 days solid. #we count this shit and react so big bc its hilarious first of all. and second of all. like interesting seeing who does what to what #like why am i out? am i cold blooded enough to survive this era of our life #its so funny bc it went from inthrum to blitz and fizz and now me. like ok. got harder and harder we're like a spectrum #also no one warned me Cadance was fucking crazy. she didn't really do anytjing that much but i could tell when i met her dancing earlier #just by her eyes and how she moves. shes deranged. she was so fun tho love u #blunt #weed #idk what to tag this

[chemicalbrew]

ot2 really is the comfort food of video games

#figured I'd get back to it for a bit to be slightly less insane and like. ahhh. yeah i like the it #i am getting started with the 4 party members i have been neglecting :) #and like. I've also been neglecting the job license stuff so i was like. well i don't have options warrior agnea for now it is #AND. its so fuckin hilarious #when hikari uses aggressive slash he goes 'my blade sings' (and i clap bc really this is my favorite voicework in the whole game-) #but when agnea uses it she goes 'my blade dances' and i laughed soooo hard like OF COURSE #and then coupled with their travel banter and crossed path its like. the fuck. this is actually kinda cute im enjoying the it #the them if you will #anyway whatever i just wanted to say this. #zero.txt

[noblehcart]

Are you a Soldier, a Poet, or a King?

Your Result: The King

"There will come a ruler. Whose brow is laid in thorn. Smeared with oil like David's boy" Duty. Strength. Resignation. You were told to do things and you did them. The world is something that was put into your hands and that you must deal with - so you will. You have a rigid back and steady hands, either metaphorically or physically. Is it nature or nurture ? You don't know. You are tired of being steady. You dream of feeling alive. Not that you aren't, but, sometimes, it's hard to remember that there is a heart between your ribs. Your love is where you breathe. Come on, breathe. In. Out. It starts now.

tagged by: @fasciinating tagging: all of you!!!

#/ dr. leonard mccoy / aesthetics #/ amanda grayson / aesthetics #/ liesel ivanov / aesthetics #me: maybe i should make them separate posts #me: but its the SAME RESULT no we're not doing that #also lmaoooo #I CLEARLY HAVE A TYPE #THE FUNNY THING IS THAT ITS THE SAME BUT IN DIFFERENT REGARDS #Bone's fierce determination to heal and care no matter the cost #Liesel's strength in her beliefs of right and wrong that keeps her steady #and amanda (who is obv a ruler) who will make the hard decisions bc they must be made #also hilariously meta bones is just #“ladies care to join me for a drink? it'd be nice to have the most beautiful women in the ship on my arm for a night.” #fuckin flirt #he does this to annoy tf out of spock #s: quit flirting with my mother #b: quit making it so damn enjoyable bc i can see that vein about to burst

[lovelyrotter]

us and our partner have been finally reading through the homestuck epilogues and holy shit. holy shit??? genuinely i have no idea why people hate them sm. i mean i can totally see why but i fuckin love them. though meat has Empowered(tm) our partner systems Dirk in the most hilarious fuckin way. i love this guy sm he doesnt even know cause i havent told him in the inflection i keep tryin to dodge HAHAHA

#my t #daveposting #meat lit the spiciest fire under my boys twinky ass and his actual bf in our system thinks its hilarious in a #“aww u think you can narratively control me like that. you are SO cute. anyway heres your calm-down-time collar sweetheart” #its funny cause his bf is jake hahaha #anyway the epilogues are gorgeously written and super fuckin clever i could write a whole essay on em #legit ive got no complaints it fully just feels like More Homestuck to me #ppl mad jane 'turned into' a fascist like ???? thats how growing up in a privilege bubble and never actually waking up from the propaganda- #youve been being fed works??? shes literally the heir apparent to fish hitlers empire and ppl were surprised and shocked #she never actually became disillusioned from her home situation like nana egbert did #jane and nana are like bro and dirk but reverse #theyll get mad bc im RIGHT

[yardsards]

i don't know when or why it started, but at some point in the past few months my right leg has started jittering whenever i laugh???

#eliot posts #like i'm not complaining bc it's kinda cute. like a dog whose leg twitches when you scritch its stomach. #but why??? #also i think my laugh changed slightly? #it's still a delightfully hilariously ugly wheezy cackle but there's bits if a normal laugh in there too #then again it's been a while since i've laughed REALLY hard so maybe that's the same. but my ''chuckle at memes'' laugh is a lil different #i never laugh as loud when i'm physically alone than when i'm with other people #the last time i laughed like. really hard and uncontrollably was months ago and for The Worst reason #my friend had broken his knee for the third time #i was there for the first (high school gym class. during a game called NOODLE TAG.) #and he told me that the third was just from slipping in the rain #and i asked what the second time was #and friends. you are not gonna guess his answer here: #he broke it LEARNING KPOP DANCES #and i felt bad laughing at his misfortune but it was just such an unexpected and strange answer #and i was in a giggly tired sort of mood #so i fuckin LOST IT #like it got to the point where i could barely breathe and i fuckin drooled a little cuz i couldn't stop long enough to swallow my spit #but he was a very good sport about it. and i think even started giggling at me laughing at him #it's pretty easy to make him laugh (whether on purpose or accidentally like that) but it still makes me happy #and makes me feel accomplished #i love making people laugh so much #i think i lost a bit of the comedic edge i had back when i was a teen tho #bc i socialize in person way less than i did then bc i am no longer forced to be around people all day long #which is nice in some ways but awful in others #but i could get groups of people losing their shit. i think my specialty was telling stories #(lots -but not all- of folks have a sort of specialty with their jokes. #for example: one of my friends was a MASTER at bizarre but accurate descriptiond of shit) #my best story to tell was the 'honey‚ i had a rough week' story. i couldn't tell it very well over text abd after so long since it happened #but it's a rollercoaster. there's accidental amputation. accidental indecent exposure. drugs. death. piss. and a geriatric dog.

[kaiynite]

games i need Ranboo to play

SALLY FACE

kindergarten (1 and 2)

doki doki literature club

dream daddy

omori

(i love u colonel sanders)

#ranboo #sally face PLS I BEG ITS MY FAVORITE GAME #BRING KINDERGARDEN BACK THE GAME FUCKIN SLAPS AND IK HE'D LOVE IT #i need dream daddy and colonel sanders bc those r hilarious i think hed get a kick out of them #doki doki is just great id love to see his reaction #and omori is rly long but atmosphiric and i just wanna see him play #theres more i wanted but i forgot lol #feel free to reblog and add on #ranboo live #ranboo gaming #dsmp

[wabblebees]

.

#iam drunk as FUCC after watchign atrocious movies with my housemates and playing drinking games with them and #lemme just say. #Lessons Have Been Learned #lmfao -- it was vvv fuckin fun but i habe CLASS. TOMORROW. and i can tell already its gonna be a lil fuckyhdlshfjdlk #id never met drunk bee before bUt they sure camd by to say hello tonite lmao #drink responsiblyy dudes lmao #dont play the superbad drinking ge if its yr first time getting fucked up lmao #and uhh #dont watch magic mike (also for the forst time) after That either hdlfhdk #it was hilarious and also v gay anf none of us were able to actually handle it. ESPECIALLY after we started watching a movie that wad WAY. #WAY. WAY. WAY. WAY WAY WAY FUCKING WORSE #HDKSGSLDJGHDKDFHDHJLS #IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A MPVIE MADE OUT OF A WATTPAD FIC. LITERALLY MAFIA BOSS AU. I SPENTMOST OF THE MOVIE SCREAM-LAUGHING BC IT WAS SO BAD #we couldtn handle.it. I couldnt handle it. im still fuckign shocked by how nad it was #WE COULDNT EBEN FINISH IT. WE SYARTED DANCING BACHATA INSTEAD #HDLDHSL. #so. #yeah. anyway aapologies if im obnoxious in yr tags tknighr im dealing witg All That still being in my system jdgskdg #bee speaks #the goal WAS ot get Drunk so like. achievement unlocked lmao #i am 1000% uninterested in watching superbad sober ever. buuuuut #maybe playing a drjnking game for my first watch (+first drniking game lmao) waaaaas. not tge Smartest move i couldve chose lmao

[cryptideye]

i love crowfeather bc he has the potential to be So divorced with so many people

#i literally cannot see a single relationship he gets in that ends up working out #except MAYBE leafpool if not for the whole code thing #but even then itd be a goddamn miracle #i dont even think hes a bad person i just think he Cant Do It #like i see crow and hare as a common pairing #which i do think its weird bc like. hes his sons age #however. wouldnt work romantically. #crow and squirrel??? fucking hilarious but theyd either be besties who broke up OR incredibly bitter exes #nightcloud divorce is CANON BABEYYY #theyre written so inconsistently so its Disappointing but like. the Potential #if feathertail lived it would be even MORE of a disaster than leafpool #who else is an option. #fuckin #brambleclaw??? disaster #stormfur??? disaster #honestly i dont see many crow ships bc theres already 3 options in canon but still #theyre so fucking funny because NONE of them would work out realistically. #hes just Like That #i do still love him though. distant repressed angry garbage man #/affectionate #i do like nightcloud too but not as much #tho this is mostly due to the fandom loving to like erase her entire personality #into 'uwu poor baby victim' she wasnt... like canonically she wasnt and was never characterized as such #she is not a pushover either she is angry and irrational at times but her motives are understandable and she WAS being fucked over #in multiple different ways #which is. interesting!!! #but no uhh crowfeather evil monster demon from hell night poor innocent baby who never did #a single thing wrong Ever and had no flaws and breeze was a poor child who everyone was just so mean to that he REALLY had no CHOICE #but to attempt murder on a pregnant lady and a blind healer and then be like #the only cat who stood on the side of HELL in destroying all the clans

[snekdood]

"TrANsMeN rEalLy nEeD tO HaVe wOmEn AroUnD TO NoT Be MiSoGyNiSTic 🤪" bitch i have great relationships w my mom and gma, i dont think it's on my end with this one

#i drink respect women juice every day. i just dont coddle yall. thats what you hate :) #i tell you what it is like my mom raised me to ight. #yall weaponize your presumed innocence all the fuckin time- ya wanna know what my issue is w a lot of women in my generation? #you're great at understanding feminist concepts but act like by virtue of being a woman in an oppressive system that you can do no wrong #like you're an eternal victim who never needs to change and its only ever men who need to change. idk becky sometimes you're a pos. #and a lot of girls in my generation are catty pieces of shits who justify their behavior w hashtag girlboss shit. #im over it. #if you were a real girl boss you wouldnt need to flaunt it. tuh. #t'would be obvious. instead you keep repeating it to others but mostly to yourself as an affirmation to shake off any denial #that comes by. idk. maybe you're a gossipy asshole for no fuckin reason and try to justify why you shouldnt change? bye #are you a hashtag girlboss winning or just an asshole trying to make yourself feel better about being an asshole #the women at doctors offices? love me. they think im hilarious. service worker women? also love me and think im hilarious #my gmas friends? love me and think im hilarious. #turns out its just yall bitter assholes who have an issue. and idk who im supposed to trust- the women irl who love me and think #im hilarious or becky online whos bitter and shitty bc of whatever justification of the week she uses to be an asshole to people. #lots of girlies goin around acting like meegan from key and peele thinking theyre That Bitch when really ppl not in their friendgroup #of girls who gossip and tear people down know her as That Asshole. #poor Weak Fragile Little becky can never be criticized on her actions. so so sad. shes an entire VICTIM bc you even thought of #criticizing her unu. how could i. #go cry about it and find my fucks. #if the worst i do to you is make you cry yeah im not about to feel guilt tripped about that.

[britneyshakespeare]

i know i haven’t froke out on main about the cbx lawsuit in a few days i just think it’s so wild that both sm entertainment and chen, baek, and xiumin are like “yes we’re trading accusations in the public eye and going to court. yes cbx are still going to be participating in exo’s ongoing 11th anniversary projects including a full-length album and a reality tv show” im like. okay

#BOTH SIDES ARE SAYING THEYRE STILL WORKING TOGETHER???? #its almost. hilarious #suing for contract termination and still showing up to work anyway #who knows if this is actually gonna work out for them all though #anyway i love exo and support cbx in this completely #text post #exo #the way sm entertainment has had so so so many nasty lawsuits with former entertainers in the past and this has never happened #idk it definitely show's the three members' commitment to the group and also sm's desperation for more exo #am i wrong??? am i missing something??? #ive seen it said by some ppl that the company is gonna push off all the projects and blame cbx which. seems possible #i just have truly no predictions i guess #when i heard this news last week my brain just immediately ASSUME exo was. over and fuckin done w you know? #why WOULDNT it be? but i guess it's not #unless it's gonna be a slow painful drawn out breakup which... no pls don't do that to me #im TOO OLD and ive been here TOO LONG!!! just kill me quickly and get it over w if that's what you're gonna do #but if cbx becomes a jyj situation where they're exiled from their group and blacklisted from the entertainment industry #(im talking a worst case scenario like i initially assumed it was) #it'll be alright bc xiumin can just. settle down and marry me

[sonicman66]

Simpler lil idea now

Danny decides to take Sam and Tucker out for a drive in space, using the Zone to avoid escape velocity and re-entry issues. He's cheerful bc hey, he gets to show his friends Space! Its cool! And Awesome! And has he mentioned its Space?

So they take a portal that should drop them and the specter speeder just outside of orbit. And it does! Its just. They can't see space here.

Instead, its an all steel hallway. Some doors. Looks like somethin government.

And that's how three teenagers accidentally infiltrate the Watchtower.

This becomes even more hilarious if its a timeline where the Watchtower is a big fuckin secret, of course.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #alternatively #same thing but they end up in a conference room #directly in front of every present league member #tucker: think we made a wrong turn

[pristine-starlight]

i think we’re all mostly familiar with the experience of liking a character or set of characters and then you go in the tag and the entire fandom is talking about these like three different ones exclusively

but this is usually about like. rarepairs and minor side characters

in my current case we’re talking about the title character and another two good guy major characters, and mostly i just find it really funny

#makes this unrebloggable jic #this is about m.ajor g.rom but goddamn am i not letting it get into that tag #it is genuinely hilarious to me how the majority of ppl just decided that this movie/comic is primarily about sergey and oleg actually #including dima dearest btw i got so many infodumps from them and its almost all just those two #unfortunately i am also v fond of the igor-yulia-dubin trio #(poor dubin is the only one getting demoted to last name bc as mentioned i have a dear friend named dima) #(there is only room for one dima in my brain) #(and thats this lil ball of penis jokes and incredible artistic talent who dicks around in my dms) #i am not like. fandoming about this movie anyway but it is a bit of a shame anyway #i am just v v fond of the good guy trio as it so happens #and i am occasionally emotional about them #and i cant just go read other ppls posts about it sxnhhnxhs #kata's chatter #i am a simple man if a piece of media tells me about the power of friendship i go a lil feral about it #the fuckin 'think. think' moment up in sergeys office okay LISTEN

[beaversatemygrandma]

So the last time i was around extended family (cousins and whatnot), all of us together, my youngest cousin walked up to me and was like “You’re like a dwarf.” in his very thick Philly accent.  Me: *standing next to my cousin who’s only 16 and like 5′10″ who I’m very jealous of her height* Yeah kid, I know.

Me, my mom, and my sister were literally the only people in that room other than this 4yo who were shorter than 5′5″. Idk why he chose me to go to out of all of us tho lol 

#taks speaks #btw that cousin is like 3 yrs younger than me and IDK HOW she's so damn tall #like she's taller than her mom by a good few inches #and like closer to her dad's height #she's Taller than her Older Brother #Like. Wow. I wish that were me. #this happened a while ago and she's taller now so lmao #i stopped growing at like 16 come on #*looking through average heights of people from countries my family came from* #how. #am i So Fuckin Short #HOW IS SHE SO TALL #my genetic dice roll was bad #then again both my parents are short as hell and her dad is like 6 foot #the hilarious thing is that both my sisters and me are all wanting to be taller #the one who graduated last month wore platform boots to the graduation #and she was still Very Much lost in the crowds bc she was so small even with the 4 inch boost she had #she ended up in the lineup just like i did being between two 6'+ guys #and the other one just stands on her toes all the time to make up for it #i used to do that too but ow. she needs to stop its gonna hurt later on #im also very tempted to buy a pair of those converse platforms bc they're cute and uh tall. #theyre like $80 tho so ouch #i found out that i'm definitely half Scandinavian from my grandma recently #she went on this whole tangent about where my granddad was from and where she was and all that #apparently im finnish/swedish/german on that side of the family #and the other is mostly irish so #i got the irish part. the averages are shorter there by a lot #finns are TALL. I wish i got that part of the genetics damn #turns out i got the looks of a midwestern scandinavian packed into the height of a tiny irish person #doin great. doin great.

[gothghostiie]

Any playful Wesker hcs? that man is just too fuckin silly to not be silly on purpose at least sometimes

YES!! HE IS SO SILLY

dad jokes. you know it

you know that thing when you point out a stain on someones shirt and they look down so you like,,, push their nose??? yea he does that

he thinks its hilarious too

he often does a fake laugh. but it sounds exactly like his actual laugh bc it's goofy as fuck

puns

sometimes. just sometimes does a little dance when hes eating something good

likes to speak in a fake accent. the accent depends on his mood

#gothghostiie #albert wesker #resident evil #dead by daylight #wesker #dbd #ask ghostiie #albert wesker x reader #fluff