#kate middleton disappearance

[animanightmate]

You can stop trying to find the best Kate Middleton joke, because it's here:

Source here.

#image #image description #image description in alt #alt-text #kate middleton #disappearing princess #kategate #where's kate? #not using her official title #because I'm Welsh and it's an insult to us #plums poem meme #icebox meme

[starshipheartofg-erti]

"the princess of Wales is missing!!! maybe she's recovering from a bbl or her husband is having an affair or the royals killed her??" right i'm not being funny but if a princess is missing we really need to be sensible and start checking that a dragon hasn't locked her up in a tower this is Princessing 101

#hate that i care about royal family drama now #if yer man prince William is actually having an affair n knocked up his bit on the side then big up kate middleton #for disappearing i mean #it's a fuckin powermove

[greensleeve]

#the disappeared kate middleton saga continues after all...???what #ahhahah my gosh if that video actually turns out to be ai generated as well

[radioconstructed]

⌖ Next time I'm out of the public eye for an extended period of time, I KNOW you parasocialites will hop on the "Al Radiodemon got a BBL" rumor train, SO, I'M GOING TO GET A BBL WHILE I'M AT IT 🤫

#⌖ online #// yknow like the 'kate middleton disappeared bc she got a bbl' rumors #allie is JOKING omg she's not gonna get surgery to have a phat ass.

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

With my hair tied up , the bangs make me look like a fuckboy/tiktok pov guys

#time to pull a kate middleton and disappear for weeks #Just hope they grow out quickly 🤞🏻

[aphemera]

everyone’s reaction to the kate middleton disappearance is exactly how i imagined the people of sparta reacting to helen’s kidnapping

#can’t believe i realted this to greek mythology #anyway i hope the irish invade #tagamemnon #greek mythology #the illiad #helen of troy #helen of sparta #kate middleton #british royal family #royalty #trojan war #odysseus #the odyssey #the crown #irish reunification of 2024

[ayeforscotland]

what happened with kate middleton?

She went in for surgery around the same time that Charles did and people haven’t seen her since.

Then a day or two ago this image was released by the royals.

Innocent enough but people were skeptical about its authenticity. Jumper weirdly disappearing, jacket zip vanishing and a part of a skirt being supported by nothing. Others noticed her Kate’s wedding ring missing etc etc

Internet went daft picking this image apart, and it led to this tweet.

Naturally that’s done nothing to quell people’s interest in what’s happening.

[steveandbuckysdaughter]

I’m not British, nor a royal family fan, but I must say my piece.

My mother had a tumor, a few years ago. It was benign, but we did not find out until months after the diagnosis. Those were dark, ugly times for my family and I. If my mother’s colleagues or acquaintances treated her the way you treated Kate, I would have not spared any kind words for them. So I am doing the same here.

The way you all speculated, mocked, derided, made a meme out of this and wished all the worse things to Kate Middleton simply because she disappeared from the public eye for a while, something Windsor and the royal staff had already stated, is astonishingly embarrassing.

The media team repeated multiple times that she would go back to her duties after Easter, and needed to rest, but instead of respecting this you made fun of her and made her into a joke. And maybe the monarchy in this day and age is nothing more than a joke, who knows. But those people are real. They are humans as much as you and me.

To those who bullied Kate Middleton into making a message to talk about something so delicate as cancer, something she did not want to do to protect her children: you disgust me. I hope you had your fun, because now you are covered in shame. An embarrassment.

A woman might be a princess, the future queen, but she is still a mother and a human. And facing cancer, we are all the same. Some are luckier, some aren’t. Some have access to treatment, some don’t. But cancer is still cancer, and if anything it makes her just like anyone else. Human. Not an unreachable queen or myth.

I hope now you will realize your cruelty in the past days and weeks. You might not like her, but she is not undeserving of respect. Out of all the royals, not her. And if your blind hate can’t possibly get past this, it’s your problem, and your lack of empathy.

My condolences to the princess of Wales and her family.

#Kate Middleton #British royals #british royal family #William Wales #prince William #princess Kate #cancer #Ross rants

[zoethebitch]

cargo trains keep crashing and burning and spewing carcinogens into the air, bridges collapsing all over the place, Tesla's spontaneously combusting everywhere, planes falling apart in mid air and the whistleblowers trying to fix it get murdered... where tf is Pete Buttigieg why are we asking where Kate Middleton disappeared to has anyone seen Pete Buttigieg???

[omgthatdress]

Please stop using derivatives of “cunt” to describe the way women look, it’s unbelievably sexist. It’s not cutesie or hip, it’s just degrading. Not all modern language is good language. Even if you want to use it for yourself, you can’t reclaim something hurtful for someone else, and at the end of the day you’re talking about strangers.

Oh, darling, that's TERF talk. Literally.

Serving Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent isn't just a cute new phrase, it's a phrase that's been used the drag and transfeminine community for decades. To claim it's sexist and degrading it to operate under the TERF assumption that transfeminine people don't possess real femininity and don't experience real misogyny. If I'm guilty of anything when I use it, it's cultural appropriation.

Cunt isn't just about hyper-femininity, it's about an attitude that demands attention. If it were just about looks and being feminine, Kate Middleton would be the cunt queen of the century, and the only truly cunty thing she's ever done is disappear off the face of the earth.

Learn some queer history. Experience some queer culture. You'll enjoy it, I promise.

[thepastisalreadywritten]

By Allison Pearson

23 March 2024

OH, NO. No. A sense that something was not right, that our wonderful Princess was perhaps in more trouble than we’d been told, was confirmed at 6pm on Friday with an unprecedented TV address that dealt a blow to the nation’s solar plexus.

Some will simply have been stunned by the news, hardly able to comprehend it (what, cancer twice in the Royal family within two months? But she’s so young).

Others will have been in tears, as I was, watching our Princess of Wales, parchment-pale, clearly fragile yet valiantly composing herself to record a message in that crystal-clear voice, reassuring us that, although it had been “an incredibly tough couple of months for our entire family,” she would be OK, given enough time, space and privacy.

One friend who heard it on the car radio pulled over to the side of the road and sobbed. “I am just so upset,” she texted.

Another confessed she was relieved that the Waleses hadn’t separated – one of the wilder rumours that had been flying around since the Princess of Wales was pictured in that photoshopped, too-smiley Mother’s Day picture without her wedding rings.

“For the backbone of Britain, we need those two to be together and happily married,” said my friend. So true.

William ’n’ Kate, Kate ’n’ William, a couple for almost the whole of their adult lives, one unimaginable without the other.

Our monarchy is assured as long as there is them (the Waleses will celebrate their thirteenth wedding anniversary on 29th April, six days after little Louis turns six).

Suddenly, with this announcement, we are reminded that they are only human too, vulnerable at times, and Britain is badly shaken.

As she finished her statement, the ramifications started to sink in. Prince William has to deal with a father and a wife with cancer at the same time.

There are haunting echoes of Diana, too, another beloved princess whose personal challenges played out so publicly.

Poor William must feel like there are snipers in the garden taking aim at his family.

You could tell the children were uppermost in her mind, just as they are for any parent who is told they have cancer.

George, Charlotte and Louis, she spoke their names aloud, her darlings. You know, I think they were the real reason she steeled herself to do it.

To sit there on that wooden bench with spring bursting out behind her. Daffodils on a grassy bank, trees in blossom – a cruelly lovely backdrop for such sad tidings.

How simply dressed she was in a matelot jumper and jeans, stripped of finery and clothed, instead, in a becoming humility, her beauty thrown into sharp relief by the strain on her face.

A 42-year-old who is uniquely privileged yet now confronts every woman’s frightening brush with mortality.

Her statement was carefully timed to coincide with the start of the school Easter holidays so the children could be safe at home and wouldn’t have to endure whispers in class about Mummy’s illness.

(Sparing them the agonies of embarrassment young William and Harry suffered at boarding school when Charles and Diana were getting divorced.)

It’s not easy to protect your children when their grandfather is the King and their father his heir.

The Prince and Princess of Wales have always been concerned to make things as normal, as Middleton, as possible, for their young family; this is their toughest test yet.

Was there more than a hint of rebuke in the Princess’s carefully measured words for a media that really has shown neither patience nor “understanding” since she disappeared from public view to have abdominal surgery?

She could be forgiven for being furious. (Believe me, many of us are furious on her behalf.)

“William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family,” she said pointedly.

“As you can imagine, this has taken time. It has taken me time to recover from major surgery in order to start my treatment.

But, most importantly, it has taken us time to explain everything to George, Charlotte and Louis in a way that is appropriate for them, and to reassure them that I am going to be OK.”

“Back off,” she was saying in the politest possible way, “leave me and my kids alone.”

Of course, she needed time to come to terms with the shattering blow of having a life-threatening illness and three children under 10. Every mother’s nightmare.

But time is one thing the vultures and conspiracy theorists were not prepared to give her.

In the vacuum Kensington Palace foolishly allowed to develop, the vilest rumours flourished.

Had she undergone cosmetic surgery? Wasn’t she just slacking? Why wasn’t William taking up more duties to relieve his sick father?

Had Catherine left William? Was it a lookalike pictured with William at a Windsor farm shop?

The gossip went global, causing universal hysteria.

Imagine feeling as sick and scared as the Princess must have done, yet being under pressure to show yourself in order to disprove the lies and appease the baying online mob. It’s barbaric.

I hope those who made such disgusting comments are burning with shame today now that we know the reason she hid away.

It wasn’t only ghouls with a conscience bypass who were trying to fill the gaps in the story.

Theories also came from people who adore the Royal family and were deeply worried for the absent Princess. We love and respect her so much.

Incredibly, in a poll earlier this month, the recuperating Princess still managed to emerge as the most popular royal, narrowly ahead of her husband.

Despite the slurry of accusations – not least the appalling claim in an early draft of a book by Omid Scobie (media snitch), that she was one of the two alleged “royal racists” who speculated on the baby’s likely skin colour – their figures are broadly unchanged since a previous poll in 2023.

Never Put a Foot Wrong is said so often it’s practically the definition of her.

Turns out there may be stresses and strains to appearing always in control, to aiming for perfection, that can eat away at a sensitive person not born to be royal.

Catherine says her job brings her joy; it must also have caused worry (such remorseless spotlight scrutiny).

We should reflect on that, I think. On what it’s reasonable to expect from one human being who expects so much of herself.

How the Princess came to win such a large place in British people’s hearts is better than any fairy tale.

Bullied at school, the quiet, sporty brunette was famous for her record-breaking high jump and tenacious character.

She had blossomed by the time she met William in their first term at St Andrew’s.

At 29, when they finally exchanged vows in Westminster Abbey, she was the first royal bride to have a university degree; the first to have lived with her husband before marriage; the first to be raised in a house that had a street number instead of a fancy name and a moat with swans.

As second in line to the throne, William was expected to pick his princess from a select group of well-bred young fillies.

Hot favourites included Davina Duckworth-Chad and one Isabella Amaryllis Charlotte Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe.

Enough hyphens to make plain Catherine Middleton of Bucklebury, Berkshire, feel a little inadequate, you might think.

Except that, when a friend at university told Catherine how lucky she was to be going out with Prince William, a smiling Catherine replied: “He’s lucky to have me.”

The years have proved her right, haven’t they?

The death of Diana left William a damaged, stubborn and angry young man, acutely aware he was a prisoner of fate and railing at the media who pursued his mother.

Catherine has calmed him, rebuilding trust while providing the regular family life he had never known.

She has grown brilliantly into the role and the Waleses are a formidable team, lighting up any event they enter.

Now, it is his turn to soothe and calm her, although he must be deeply worried.

“Having William by my side is a great source of comfort and reassurance too, as is the love, support and kindness that has been shown by so many of you. It means so much to us both,” she said.

The King was right to salute his daughter-in-law for her courage. Imagine what it takes to first tell your small children you have cancer and then tell the whole world.

She did it so naturally, so sweetly, with such great empathy for others with that cruel disease that no one could possibly guess what it cost her. But it cost her.

She has told George, Charlotte and Louis that Mummy is well, and getting better, but the only way she will make a full recovery is if she’s left alone as she completes her treatment.

Will the vultures listen? Will they give her the time she needs or go back pecking for more?

Millions of us are praying for the return to health of our wonderful Princess of Wales. She has all our support and love.

A Britain without her is unthinkable, unbearable. Take your time, Princess, take your time.

💙🌹💙

#Princess of Wales #Catherine Princess of Wales #Catherine Middleton #Kate Middleton #British Royal Family #cancer #chemotherapy

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I will never get over the fact that while Kate Middleton was dealing with a cancer diagnosis and the world was convinced she had disappeared under mysterious circumstances, the Palace thought the best response was:

“Oh my god, Kate SUCKS at photoshop and btw here’s Prince William’s mistress”

They really treat every single woman in that family like garbage

#kate middleton #prince william #the royal family #megan markle #princess diana #tw cancer

[pookiepiastri]

How can I link Kate Middleton’s disappearance to Alex Albon’s appendix

#I’m sure it can be done #it’s like that meme with the dominos that ppl use for 9/11 #I actually have a Kate Middleton theory I fully believe and it’s WILD #formula 1 #alex albon #aa23 #Alex albons appendix #formula one #f1 #f1blr #f1 red bull #charles leclerc #williams f1 #f1 memes #I’m crazy but I’m free

[shotmrmiller]

Once pathetic!König snaps he’s going to make you disappear like Kate Middleton

he'd only ever snap if and when others hit on you. no, no. they've disappeared like kate middleton.

consider yourself single until he builds the courage to greet you without him going and almost crying about it.

[patronsaintofpink]

inspred by this post that I couldn't help but bring upon this chaos to the world. my contribution to the 'Kate Middleton disappearance in DC Universe would be Bruce Wayne' idea.

(spreading my Jason Todd is Filipino agenda thank u)

#bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe

[a-subscription-box]

it's been revealed that kate middleton has cancer and cancer's always a tragedy but i always see comments denouncing paparazzi and other people who have asked about or made jokes about her absence, but like, i dont think royalty (particularly adults), are due any amount of privacy

like, these leeches already exist to do nothing but inhale taxes and resources with no return to society. and in cases like kate especially, where you chose to marry into this incest-ridden, paedophilic family, it'd be asinine to get the benefit of free prestige and power without some consequence

and even in the most feudalistic sense, would her 'subjects' not have a right to know the status of one of their matriarchs? are they entitled to be enigmatic black holes where money is thrown into, never to be seen again?

i don't mean to be black mirror episode because i honestly dont give a shit about these people and i understand that they're people, but honestly, they're terrible people who have caused terrible consequences. and even more importantly, the memes i've seen about her disappearance have been hilarious. carry on, lads

#kate middleton #royal family #just get the guillotines already jfc