#killjoys incorrect quotes

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Party Poison: I am an expert at picking locks, I got this

Fun Ghoul: way ahead of ya Party! *throws a large rock through the window*

#ttlotfk #ttlotfk incorrect quotes #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #incorrect quotes #killjoys incorrect quotes #danger days #incorrect danger days quotes #mcr danger days #fun ghoul #party poison

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

ghoul: you fuckers don't know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

kobes: spear.

ghoul: BLOCKED.

#incorrect quotes #killjoys incorrect quotes #fun ghoul #kobra kid

[chaoticace2005]

#hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alignment charts #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #niffty #nifty hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #katie killjoy #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hellaverse

[weepingcashbandit]

Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:

#the fabulous killjoys #kobra kid #fun ghoul #party poison #jet star #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr 2022 #fab 4 incorrect quotes #incorrect killjoys #danger days

[skyeontheflank]

Valorant tweet and textpost memes bc I’m unoriginal, pt 5

1 || 2 || 3 || 4

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Band AU: Hazbin Hotel

Because there's always a band AU.

-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-

Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.

Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?

Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!

Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)

Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!

Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.

Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!

Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.

Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....

Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.

-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-

Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!

Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!

Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-

Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?

Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels

Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)

Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!

Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!

Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.

Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!

Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.

Vaggie:

Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?

Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-

Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.

Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.

Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?

Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #band au #pop star charlie #metal band vaggie #metal drummer angel #chaggie #seviathan von eldritch #charlie morningstar #avril lavigne 2000s fashion was peak fashion for me #I Dont Give by Avril Lavigne #vaggie #tom trench #angel dust #big brother angel #angel and vaggie are roommates and bamd members #katie killjoy #so many song references #breakup empowerment

[thesepigsareafterme]

Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Poison: Ohhhh-

Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days #incorrect killjoys #incorrect quotes #party poison #fun ghoul #kobra kid

[astrostrudels]

When valorant comes out with a show i WILL be the head writer btw

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[release-the-mccracken]

Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.

#party ghoul #party poison #fun ghoul #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #mcr #my chemical romance #incorrect mcr quotes #incorrect my chemical romance quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #bandom #source: the simpsons #incorrect quotes #gerard way #frank iero #frerard

[basment-bunni]

Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?

#danger days the girl #mcr #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #danger days #incorrect killjoys quotes #tlotfk

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (staring at Ghoul): I don't know, there's just something about him

*Goul standing proudly waist deep in a hole he just dug with his bare hands*

Kobra: I mean... That "something" is probably adhd, but whatever you say Poison

#incorrect quotes #incorrect killjoys #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #party poison #kobra kid #fun ghoul #mcr danger days #mcr

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Fun Ghoul: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kobra Kid: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Ghoul: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Kobra: I’ve never heard you say anything funny before.

#ttlotfk #ttlotfk incorrect quotes #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #incorrect quotes #killjoys incorrect quotes #danger days #incorrect danger days quotes #mcr danger days #kobra kid #fun ghoul

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

Ghoul: if a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

Party: well, maybe you should have principles.

Ghoul: you're right, maybe i should.

#incorrect quotes #fun ghoul #killjoys incorrect quotes #party poison #funpoison

[svshiroll]

bisexual

raze: what’s the word for when your hands are bisexual

killjoy: do you mean ambidextrous

raze: i’m in love with u

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[blood-injections]

I think this might officially be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.

Also have a bonus Kobra

#that’s hairspray btw #I was messing around with incorrect quote generators for drawing ideas and . yeah #I put too much effort into this #danger days #my chemical romance #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #mcr #fun ghoul #party poison #killjoys #kobra kid #jet star #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #danger days art #mcr fanart #mcr art #corvids art #Corvids crack

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Winter: There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl.

Qrow: If anything, I prefer it.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: killjoys