#kirannarm

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Steve: Tony, for this mission, we'll need your greatest asset.

Tony: My genius-level intellect? My devilish good looks?

Steve: Your obnoxious personality.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #transformers animated #steve rogers #tony stark

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Tony: [about General Ross] How do you cope with this guy?

Rhodey: I just tune out half of what he says.

Tony: Only half?

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #transformers animated #tony stark #thaddeus ross #james rhodes

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Tony: [returning from Afghanistan] I don't know how many years I have left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #It's always sunny in philadelphia #tony stark

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Bruce: Could you be any more of a condescending jackass?

Tony: Yes. Easily.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #now you see me #bruce banner #tony stark

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Tony: I don't know how, but I'm sure this is my fault.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #one day at a time #tony stark

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Tony: Gentlemen, behold! I have given sapience to this machine. And now in retrospect I ask why.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #aqua teen hunger force #tony stark #ultron

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Pepper: If I got bent out of shape every time a man said something stupid, Morgan wouldn't be here.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #one day at a time #pepper potts #morgan stark

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Carol: Fury, what happened?

Nick: I tried to soothe the flerkin.

Carol: And?

Nick: I failed.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #cabin pressure #carol danvers #nick fury #goose

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Tony: Rhodey, my dear friend, there you are! Ready to slip the surly bounds of Earth and punch the face of God?

Rhodey: I think it's "touch the face of God."

Tony: No, I don't like the sound of that at all. Icky.

Rhodey: Well, I don't suppose God would be overjoyed at the prospect, either.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #cabin pressure #tony stark #james rhodes

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Justin: You're not going to win this time, Tony!

Tony: An interesting theory. Let me propose an alternative one: I AM going to win this time. This is a theory I have built up from the following postulates: 1) I win every time. 2) This is a time. 3) I will win this time.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #cabin pressure #justin hammer #tony stark

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Howard: Son, bad things don't happen to you because you're unlucky. They happen because you're a dumbass.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #that 70s show #howard stark #tony stark

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Pepper: Tony, you're not helping.

Tony: I know. I'm not trying to. It's fun, isn't it, chipping in from the sidelines? I can see why you're so fond of it.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #cabin pressure #pepper potts #tony stark

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Tony: To settle an argument—

Pepper: It's not an argument. It's you being wrong.

Tony: ...to settle a me-being-wrong.

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #cabin pressure #tony stark #pepper potts

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Tony: I know how to lift, jackass, I've been carrying this team since I got here!

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #red vs blue #tony stark

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Tony: He created some weird gadget and called it Steve.

Howard: It was the son I never had.

Tony: I'm the son you did have!

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #brooklyn nine nine #tony stark #howard stark #steve rogers

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Rhodey: I have a brain the size of Jupiter. I will not be regulated to forth Ghostbuster!

#submission #kirannarm #the avengers #community #james rhodes