#knock me tf OUT. PLEASE.

[paeinovis]

Oh two-year-expired cough syrup, we're really in it now

#text #paersonal #knock me tf OUT. PLEASE. #[sets an extra alarm bc i dont trust myself to wake up at a reasonable hour now] #anyway does medicine Really expire. experts (me; totally ignorant abt most medicine stuff) weigh in: Nah #will say i vaguely remember reading some article abt efficacy fading over time or st? but whatever if i dont see mold on the bread its prob #fine so if there aint mold on the cough syrup (/isn't A Crazy Amount Of Time) then Yknow. #tbf this method of thought gives me food poisoning soooo much when i have to scrounge so uh. y'know #but it's hard to tell when like. an open jar of marinara goes bad okay #some of us like budget chickie parm #and meatball sub. and sometimes it destroys our tummy

[eilidh-eternal]

Guys I done fucked up🙃

I slept like 2 hours last night and had to drive like 7 hours after my flight today, so obviously I drank an obscene amount of caffeine to get to my next stop, and now…

I cannot sleep🙃 and there’s more driving to do💀

#someone please #I am BEGGING #knock me tf out #like I WANT to sleep #but brain go brrrrrrr😭😭😭😭

[mockiery]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fists of Khonshu, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cult of Harrow, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top fighter in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe and 616. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the multiverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the powers of the Ancient Egyptian god Khonshu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

oh em geeeeee marc "babygirl" spector is in my inbox hiiiiiiiiiii

#twirling my hair kicking my feet etc #please knock me tf out pls and thank u #(this is. beautiful. i am in love.) #(goodnight anons closed forever ur never gonna top this) #asks answered #fuck it im putting this in the main tags it deserves it #marc spector #moon knight #mk meme

[collectmytears]

I’m tired asf but way too anxious to actually sleep🥲

#someone please come knock me tf out #I cannot do this #g talks

[shunsuiken]

context: im ovulating

#THROW ME INTO A WALL AND KNOCK ME TF OUT PLEASE #IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE #PLEASSEEELELELAS LET ME BEND U OVER AYATO 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #— joy’s radio 🎙

[arctic-hands]

Never gonna forget my second round of scopes (a combined upper endoscopy and a colonoscopy all at once) where I was only put under partial anesthesia and could feel every moment of agony as they maneuvered the cameras and tubes up my nose, down my throat, into my digestive, and, oh yeah, up my ass too. I remember every moment of writhing around in pain and screaming and sobbing and begging them to stop but not being able to articulate clearly because of the tubes, not only in physical pain from this torture but also an emotional wreck because the elderly nurse who swore up and down he would hold my hand thru it all wasn't there at all like he promised. I remember the doctors mocking me throughout the procedure while I screamed because it was obvious I had cheated on my medical fast. Mostly tho I remember the head nurse screaming at me "Stop acting like a child!"

I was twelve

#but please. keep telling us that patients like me deserve this and worse because nurses are underpaid and overworked #and that patients talking about mean and abusive nurses is just unfairly targeting pink collar workers #anyway 🙄 #medical horror #medical abuse #btw every medical professional I've told that to as an adult were horrified that i was only put under partial AS A CHILD #they don't even put me under partial as an adult for the same procedures they knock me tf out #Riley's children's hospital in the mid two thousands. do not recommend #this was my second time getting both scopes and only given partial for it btw #i was nine the first time and it was just as traumatic which just increased the terror i was feeling on the second go around #lol both times they tried gaslighting me and saying there was no way i could remember anything under 'twilight anaesthesia' #but i remember both times #i even remember during the first time there would be a few seconds where i would stop screaming as i saw my intestines on the screen #and i would be so transfixed by the coolness of that that i would calm down until the pain hit me again and I'd start screaming again #anyway i was twelve and didn't deserve that. adults don't deserve it either #mean nurses #just chronic illness things

[moonangelxo]

.

#someone please knock me tf out #I have to be up in like four hours but I literally keep waking up #I hate this #omfgggg #to delet later

[littlelovingmouse]

i took a double dose of night time tylenol cold pills and yet i am STILL not asleep

all i can think about is that my throat is sore and my nose is stuffed and if i open my mouth to breathe then my throat gets worse but if i close my mouth i can barely breathe and no matter how i angle my head on the pillow my nose refuses to clear at all

even mindlessly scrolling through tumblr does not seem to work idk what to do

#someone please come and knock tf out #maybe if i sit long enough my head will get heavy and i'll be able to lie down and fall asleep immediately #maybe #in the meantime i want to reiterate that i hate being sick and i'd much rather have the bad period symptoms #than the nose and throat related ones #at least id i'm extra dizzy and tired i can just lie down and sleep but this is driving me up the fucking wall

[notanartificialintelligence]

if someone were to ask me how Im feeling right now, Id respond to them with this:

#i just finished a fic #that had some miscommunication #that could have gone two ways #the author wrote both ways #and Im currently screaming into the void #also #it's 2:30 am #I have school today #even though it's delayed bc of the snow #and my brain isn't letting me fall asleep #someone knock me tf out #please #I'm begging you #I want to sleep #al post

[upside-down-uni]

tell me why i had to take a migraine nap today and instead of going to sleep at a reasonable time im still awake at 1am??

#someone knock me tf out please #I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW I CANT MIGRAINE NAP THROUGH A GAME AFTERNOON/NIGHT #mo talks

[nuala-luna]

My sleep meds appear to have. Stopped working im going to start climbing the walls and screaming

#I would just like to GET SOME GODDAMN SLEEP PLEASE #you are meant to KNOCK ME TF OUT so DO IT you PIECES OF SHIT

[selfnss]

it is 1am and i cannot sleep what the hell dude.....

#ooc. #tbd // #why #why is this how it is #please i would like to sleep #maybe this is what happens when i forget fo take my meds for like four days solid #maybe #i am just laid here #thinking about tetcho #my sweet sweet summer child #someone free me #someone knock mw tf out

[ehvanescent]

man fuck depression I was genuinely doing really good for the first week of May and then boom, sad again for NO GOOD REASON

#im not dwelling on it or anything cause thatd just make it worse #but its just so fucking annoying #april nearly knocked me tf out and then i get a little sliver of sunshine #and then depression swoops in to take me away again #just... ugh can i please just have one month... one single month please #vent

[vanillashusband]

i would be able to handle a sore throat but fucking. my nose just had to start running this is THE WORRRSSST Q m Q I HATE BEING SICK I CAN'T SLEEP WITH A RUNNY NOSE!!!

#bug dad txt #HELP MEEEEE I HATE THIS #please someone knock me tf out so i don't have to deal with a runny nose T m T

[emmyrosee]

this is for the non curse bf!sukuna

when you first start going out he wouldn’t know what flowers to get you. he could ask you but- who tf asks their gf ‘hey what flowers do you like?’ he thinks that’s lame. so guy brings 5-6 diff flowers just for you.

can you imagine, him all tattooed and brooding buying you flowers in a pretty flower shop😭😭i’m crying :((((((

OKAY BUT IF HE DOES IT TO LIKE, ASK YOU TO BE HIS GF???

Like originally he was just going to take you out on a few dates, enjoy the company and yuuji and his Ma off his back, but that plan crumbled when he started to be the one to text you first. When he started to initiate dates. When he started to feel butterflies in his chest when you laughed.

Yuuji so graciously told him he had feelings and should cuff you before you get tired of him, and the idea swirls for a bit in Sukuna’s head before one night at four am, he storms into yuuji’s room and in a pure panic asks “how do I ask her out?”

Yuuji grumbles and throws a pillow at his brother, “flowers and candy, go back to bed.”

But Ryomen does anything but. Because there’s so many flowers and so many candies, how will he know which is your favorite? And as much as he’d love to ask you, it would ruin the surprise of being so excited at being his girlfriend that you’d have to say yes- a little manipulative, perhaps, but he’s not perfect despite what he says.

So he kinda goes… crazy.

He buys you all sorts of candy, everything from sour to chocolate, to even some cotton candy grapes and gummy bear watermelon and more candy flavored candy, all to put in a small bag that dangles from his thick wrist.

Next is the flower shop, and that’s even more stressful because how is he supposed to pick between roses and peonies and assorted and god knows what other breeds of flowers there are- one time, as a kid, he saw yuuji give a little boy a fistful of yellow dandelions, can’t he just do that?

According to the swipe of his credit card after picking out seven bouquets…. No. Apparently not.

He lugs everything out to his car with grunts of efforts, texting you telling you to be home because the smell of flowers is making him nauseous and the candy is probably melting in the warmth of the sun.

SENT please tell me you’re home?

Schnookums (god he needs to change that, why’d you ever put yourself as something so feral in his phone?) why, you coming over??

SENT no I’m making conversation

Tf

Of course that question means I’m coming over

Schnookums yayyyy okay 🥺💙

He scoffs before making a floor to your house, nerves making him speed a little too fast and almost run a few too many red lights, and he’s grateful that the cops he passed have mercy on him and let him get to your house without a ticket or handcuffs.

He gathers his bundle back in his arms and blindly makes his way up your driveway, using the sheer grace of the gods watching over him to not trip and crush everything under him. He sneezes god knows how many times, and once he’s finally at your door, he doesn’t know how long it takes him to knock successfully, but after 5 tries, he finally nails it.

And after a few short seconds, you open the door with a gasp of excitement. “What did you do!”

“I wasn’t- fuck!” The flowers start to slip as he tries to peer over them to look at you. You’re quick to make a move to help him catch them. “Fuck. God damn it. Ugh.” He clears his throat, “I wasn’t sure what flowers to get, so… I bought them all.”

“Whats in the bag?”

“An absolutely feral amount of sweets.”

You’re beaming at him, so excited between the gesture and seeing him that you immediately toss your arms around him, the crinkling of the bouquets being what snaps you back to life.

“Ah shit.”

“Sorry! Sorry!! I just… this is so sweet,” you say, smiling.

“Well, I uhh…. I wanted… you and I’ve been kinda… going out for a while….”

“Yeah?” You ask, and with the way your eyes widen and jaw slacks slightly, you know what he’s going to ask.

And he knows you’re going to make him do it.

“And I really… really have enjoyed it.” He takes a deep breath, “not sure why, but-“

“Shut up,” you snicker.

“But I kinda… want to do it. More. And… not let you do it with other people.”

“Okay,” you giggle.

“And I’m told the only way to do that is to make you my girlfr-“

“YES!” You scream, wrapping your arms around him again, and when he makes a noise of protest, you grab the flowers to put them on the ground, hugging him again tightly.

Tightly enough his organs hurt and his breath can’t get into his body, but this feels so right, so good and so comforting that he’d let you do it forever. He kisses your head and cradles it, letting the bag rest against your back.

“I can’t believe you went through all this trouble for me,” you murmur against him.

He chuckles, “don’t thank me too much yet. We still need to find vases for all of these because I’ll be damned if I let my kind gesture die within twelve hours.”

“I don’t even know if I own a vase.”

He stiffens, and you snicker in his grip.

“Well then I hope your don’t like your kitchen sink too much.”

#sukuna is so fine in this tf #sukuna ryomen #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna ryomen fluff #sukuna ryomen x reader fluff #sukuna ryomen x f!reader #sukuna ryomen imagine #sukuna ryomen jjk #sukuna #sukuna fluff #sukuna x reader #sukuna x reader fluff #sukuna x f!reader #sukuna imagine #sukuna jjk #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk imagine #jjk x reader fluff #jjk x f!reader #jjk x female reader #jjk x yn #jjk x you #jjk x y/n

[eddiemunsn]

cant believe i’m still awake

#someone come knock me tf out please #helena speaks