#sukuna is so fine in this tf

[emmyrosee]

this is for the non curse bf!sukuna

when you first start going out he wouldn’t know what flowers to get you. he could ask you but- who tf asks their gf ‘hey what flowers do you like?’ he thinks that’s lame. so guy brings 5-6 diff flowers just for you.

can you imagine, him all tattooed and brooding buying you flowers in a pretty flower shop😭😭i’m crying :((((((

OKAY BUT IF HE DOES IT TO LIKE, ASK YOU TO BE HIS GF???

Like originally he was just going to take you out on a few dates, enjoy the company and yuuji and his Ma off his back, but that plan crumbled when he started to be the one to text you first. When he started to initiate dates. When he started to feel butterflies in his chest when you laughed.

Yuuji so graciously told him he had feelings and should cuff you before you get tired of him, and the idea swirls for a bit in Sukuna’s head before one night at four am, he storms into yuuji’s room and in a pure panic asks “how do I ask her out?”

Yuuji grumbles and throws a pillow at his brother, “flowers and candy, go back to bed.”

But Ryomen does anything but. Because there’s so many flowers and so many candies, how will he know which is your favorite? And as much as he’d love to ask you, it would ruin the surprise of being so excited at being his girlfriend that you’d have to say yes- a little manipulative, perhaps, but he’s not perfect despite what he says.

So he kinda goes… crazy.

He buys you all sorts of candy, everything from sour to chocolate, to even some cotton candy grapes and gummy bear watermelon and more candy flavored candy, all to put in a small bag that dangles from his thick wrist.

Next is the flower shop, and that’s even more stressful because how is he supposed to pick between roses and peonies and assorted and god knows what other breeds of flowers there are- one time, as a kid, he saw yuuji give a little boy a fistful of yellow dandelions, can’t he just do that?

According to the swipe of his credit card after picking out seven bouquets…. No. Apparently not.

He lugs everything out to his car with grunts of efforts, texting you telling you to be home because the smell of flowers is making him nauseous and the candy is probably melting in the warmth of the sun.

SENT please tell me you’re home?

Schnookums (god he needs to change that, why’d you ever put yourself as something so feral in his phone?) why, you coming over??

SENT no I’m making conversation

Tf

Of course that question means I’m coming over

Schnookums yayyyy okay 🥺💙

He scoffs before making a floor to your house, nerves making him speed a little too fast and almost run a few too many red lights, and he’s grateful that the cops he passed have mercy on him and let him get to your house without a ticket or handcuffs.

He gathers his bundle back in his arms and blindly makes his way up your driveway, using the sheer grace of the gods watching over him to not trip and crush everything under him. He sneezes god knows how many times, and once he’s finally at your door, he doesn’t know how long it takes him to knock successfully, but after 5 tries, he finally nails it.

And after a few short seconds, you open the door with a gasp of excitement. “What did you do!”

“I wasn’t- fuck!” The flowers start to slip as he tries to peer over them to look at you. You’re quick to make a move to help him catch them. “Fuck. God damn it. Ugh.” He clears his throat, “I wasn’t sure what flowers to get, so… I bought them all.”

“Whats in the bag?”

“An absolutely feral amount of sweets.”

You’re beaming at him, so excited between the gesture and seeing him that you immediately toss your arms around him, the crinkling of the bouquets being what snaps you back to life.

“Ah shit.”

“Sorry! Sorry!! I just… this is so sweet,” you say, smiling.

“Well, I uhh…. I wanted… you and I’ve been kinda… going out for a while….”

“Yeah?” You ask, and with the way your eyes widen and jaw slacks slightly, you know what he’s going to ask.

And he knows you’re going to make him do it.

“And I really… really have enjoyed it.” He takes a deep breath, “not sure why, but-“

“Shut up,” you snicker.

“But I kinda… want to do it. More. And… not let you do it with other people.”

“Okay,” you giggle.

“And I’m told the only way to do that is to make you my girlfr-“

“YES!” You scream, wrapping your arms around him again, and when he makes a noise of protest, you grab the flowers to put them on the ground, hugging him again tightly.

Tightly enough his organs hurt and his breath can’t get into his body, but this feels so right, so good and so comforting that he’d let you do it forever. He kisses your head and cradles it, letting the bag rest against your back.

“I can’t believe you went through all this trouble for me,” you murmur against him.

He chuckles, “don’t thank me too much yet. We still need to find vases for all of these because I’ll be damned if I let my kind gesture die within twelve hours.”

“I don’t even know if I own a vase.”

He stiffens, and you snicker in his grip.

“Well then I hope your don’t like your kitchen sink too much.”

#sukuna is so fine in this tf #sukuna ryomen #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna ryomen fluff #sukuna ryomen x reader fluff #sukuna ryomen x f!reader #sukuna ryomen imagine #sukuna ryomen jjk #sukuna #sukuna fluff #sukuna x reader #sukuna x reader fluff #sukuna x f!reader #sukuna imagine #sukuna jjk #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk imagine #jjk x reader fluff #jjk x f!reader #jjk x female reader #jjk x yn #jjk x you #jjk x y/n

[missingn000]

king of sorcery

#this took longer than i'd care to admit and theres so much stuff i need to do. whatever. worth it #tf were those sorcerers thinking he's too fine to die #my poor guy was only 33 #rip king sorry they [loud train passes by] causing you to become a curse. at least curse sukuna was still sexy #tpg

[lqlarry]

do you know how badly i’m gonna end it if gojo dies

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo saturo #sukuna #jjk 225 #jjk spoilers #i’m seriously trying not to have a panic attack #this ruined my day #it’s fine it’s so fine #just put a bandaid on it #(i’m so delusional rn) #i’m literally going to freak tf out #there’s no way he dies like this absolutely no way #gege is gonna make it more cruel #i’m not going to survive

[thestamp3d3]

jjk leaks tonight...im so scared i cannot lie

#if u ever wanna get an idea of how delusion i am #i still believe gojo is FINE #HES FINE #HES ALRIGHT #listen i just dont know about kashimo bro...sukuna can literally cut through SPACE now so how tf #kashimo ur not that guy...ur not that guy #but also i ahvetn kept up w jjk since the culling games ngl ive kept up thru leaks like sparknotes

[kqzii]

Secret Roommate (Chapter 1)

Paring: TF Sukuna x Female reader

Summary: You're a retired jujutsu sorcerer, trying your best to live a normal life again until a frightening being pays you a visit...a 'visit' that turns into your daily life.

Warnings: Nsfw! Smut, Fingering, double penetration, mentions of death, blood, roughness, orgasms, unprotected sex, nipple play. MDNI

Word count:4k

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You first started working as a jujutsu sorcerer from the heavy inspiration your grandparents gave off to you. Naturally, life became more difficult with seeing death and countless horrific sites. Trying to go on and pursue your career as a sorcerer eventually became too overwhelming for you. Life at Jujutsu high did have its fair share of fun and memorable moments, but none of those seemed to be enough. You first started considering quitting many months before you actually did.

There was only one thing that kept your quitting on hold for so long. But that doesn't matter now, right? It was only foolish to think of. So, you took sides with a coworker you had met there, Nanami, and left. That was over a year ago now. But thankfully you still keep in touch with the friends you made there. Yuuji, Nobara, Gojo, and a few others. They're not people you would want to let go of and just abandon, they really meant something to you.

-

You were so preoccupied with your work to just now notice it's time to clock out when you saw everyone leaving the building. You felt so glad the day was finally over. You grabbed your keys and jacket and began to head outside. Then that's when you hear that same familiar cheerful voice coming from out the corner of the building. The usual spot he walks out from.

"Heyy, Y/n!"

You look over to your left with a smile on your face. His cheerfulness always seemed to be the light of your day.

"Hey Yuuji!"

The pink headed boy walked up to you with a toothy grin. "How was work?"

Awful. You thought. You considered telling him about your day but quickly shoved those thoughts out. You would never want to make him worry about your problems. "Just the usual." you responded.

"Soooo? How about sushi for tonight? Only Kugisaki and Megumi is gonna come with though." His smile faded. "Maki got injured during a fight. Don't worry it's not serious...but she's not exactly in perfect condition. She should recover in about a week though."

Your soft smile turned into a slight frown. "Oh...well at least it's not that serious like you said."

That's when you were reminded of the very day that made you quit being a jujutsu sorcerer. People you care about being hurt. Though Luckily this time it wasn't death.

"I'm sorry Yuu but I just don't feel like it tonight. I'm pretty tired." You felt bad for backing out when Maki wasn't coming either, but today just made you want to go straight to your bed and forget.

An exaggerated frown stretched his face. "Awwww what? I drove here and everything!"

You gave him a reassuring smile. "I'll come tomorrow though, I promise."

He looked back you with an annoyed expression. "Fine I guess I'll just deal with drunk Nobara on my own then."

"I thought you said Megumi was coming though?"

He crossed his arms. "You know he doesn't deal with drunk people very well."

"Oh right. Sorry Yuuji." You shrugged.

He groaned.

But he let it go and gave a soft smile and began to turn his body away. I'll get going then. But you better not break that promise!"

"Goodnight y/n!"

You chuckled. "I won't! Goodnight."

-

It was 10:30 pm and you had just got into your apartment building, slowly walking through the hall till you reached your door, so eager to get the warm and soft comforting feeling of your bed. You're exhausted, tossing your keys over to the kitchen counter, and yawning non-stop. Today had been so draining. Your boss yelled at you for such minor mistakes and threatened to fire you if he doesn't see improvement. You already work so hard at your job and just to hear that bullshit made you want to go off at him finally giving him a piece of your mind, but of course for your financial sake, you didn't.

All you can think about is how shitty your work life is. It bothers you that you can't even come home without something from work pissing you off. But you try to calm down and get ready for bed anyways. You walk into your room and change into a simple tank top and shorts. Just as you finish throwing it on yourself, you hear an alarmingly loud door slam open, making you gasp loudly. You cover your mouth in shock whilst trying to figure out what it was. But then you realized…you recognized the sound.

The balcony.

You try to think logically as to what could have possibly caused it. Was it the wind? Some kind of animal? Frantically looking around your room to try to find anything that could be used as a weapon, all you found was just some small flashlight on the nightstand. Seeing as it was your only option, you quickly snatched it and started walking towards your door. Surely it can't be a person, right? If it was some robber you would've at least heard them go through the front door first. Maybe it really was just the wind, nothing else would make sense, right?

All these thoughts were running through your head, trying to calm you down, but failed miserably and only made you even more anxious. With a few more moments of debating on what to do, you eventually reason with yourself, telling yourself it couldn't be anything more than some stupid misunderstanding.

Foolishly, you begin to open your door and slowly walk down the narrow hallway, trying to keep the flashlight from falling out of your profusely shaky hands. Finally making it to the end of the hall.

"H-hello?"

You felt an immense wave of relief from hearing no response, but that quickly got shot down when whip your head around to see the balcony door slid wide open. The lock had been completely broken off and was lying on the floor. You could feel light gusts of wind drifting upon your pale, trembling figure. Only mere seconds had passed until you felt something sharp slowly scraping your exposed shoulder. You stood frozen as you began to realize the fact that there was a hand placed on you.

Large,

thick,

and with sharp black nails.

"Looking for me?" A deep, gruff intimidating voice asked.

You slowly turned your head upwards to see a huge, frightening, muscular man-wait, man? This was no regular man-or human for that matter. He had four eyes as well as four arms that each had black markings, markings that were on his chest, torso, and face. As your finally eyes met his vicious crimson ones, he grinned at you as he watched your little horrified face. Is this real? Is he really behind you right now?

You couldn't just keep standing here forever. You need to fight back. You need to do something. You finally snap out of your frightened gaze and quickly struggle out of his hold and-without any thought- try to strike him with your flashlight. It was a pathetic attempt and you knew it, but it was the only thing you could think of. You think it might be a success until he catches it before it can hit him. He squints his eyes in annoyance. The light was hitting directly on them.

"Ugh! How irritating." He snarls, before pressing his thumb on the flashlight's lens and breaking through it. He continues digging into the glass until it shut off like it was nothing. Then, everything turned dark. The glass of the lens shatters to pieces and starts to crumble onto the floor. He destroyed it in only a matter of seconds.

You started to panic when you realized you couldn't see him anymore. It was pitch black. You immediately started to move backwards, trying to get as further away from the monster as much as you can. You were shaking so much more than you already were. The beating of your heart felt so loud, like he could even hear it.

When your back hit the wall, you just stood there. You felt so defenseless. Like this was it.

But you just stood there.

And stood there.

Nothing was happening. What is happening? Then that's when you heard a loud, deep sigh. All of the sudden, the kitchen light turned on.

And that's when you saw him. The light had revealed a huge frightening cursed spirit, standing at his staggering height.

Ryomen Sukuna.

"Relax. Let's just chat for a bit."

You didn't know what to say. You scanned your eyes on him. He was holding his spear in his upper right hand. There was red stained on the tip. Blood. He looked almost angry as if he just came here to calm down. But why was there blood on his spear?-Or a better question; Who's is it?

You had remembered him back at jujutsu high. Sukuna had been accepted and trusted to help sorcerers with important missions. In the beginning, there were suspicions and accusations. Of course, Gojo still had his eye on him, but Sukuna's help was much too impactful to ignore. He even saved Yuuji at some point. Even that was enough to gain your trust. Not many people including you had got any actual details as to why they let him stay there, but there were rumors of a pact. A deal. He did his part and helped kill other curses. Though you remember what he was like. An asshole that would always tease you or make fun of how you fought other cursed spirits. He always helped weaker sorcerers with missions. The higher-ups even gave him his own room.

So why? Why is he here right now? Why the hell is he in your apartment with a bloody spear in his hand? You haven't seen him in so long you thought he would be out of your life now.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" You yelled.

He raised an eyebrow, he was confused as to why you sounded like you knew him. He focused his eyes on you. Then a look of a mix of shock and amusement struck his face.

"Y/n?"

He paused for a moment. "Ahh I knew that voice sounded familiar." he chuckled. "What a small world ey?"

You stood quiet.

"And here I thought I'd never see you again. Well, this should be easy to explain now. I'm sure you'll understand." He said while spreading a shit-eating grin on his face.

"Just...why are you here? What do you want?" This whole situation caught you so off guard you didn't know what to think. Shouldn't he be at jujutsu tech?

"And...is that blood?" You hesitantly asked.

He peered over at the tip of the spear before glaring back at you. "Oh, that's right. I just got into a little... disagreement with someone. No need to worry your pretty little head over it."

"Did you kill them?" You asked, anxious to hear his response, praying that it wasn't true.

"Relax, they aren't people you care about." Soon after he said that he started slowly walking towards you. Your heart began racing, you started backing up.

"They!?" You yelled with all the little braveness you had left in you.

He was getting closer.

"What the hells has gotten into you? Why are you here? Who did you kill!? Wh-" Your bundle of panically thrown-out questions came to a stop there was a sudden clank sound. He lightly tossed his spear against one of the kitchen counters.

"I need to stay here." He said as he glared down at your small figure.

"W-what?" You choked out. His abrupt claim caught you off guard. His voice sounded more quiet and soft. You were too caught up in panicking to even notice he was even closer to you than before.

"I was banned from jujutsu tech. Only because of a small 'incident'. Bastards didn't have any regard for all the help I've done." Banned? You thought. Incident? Just what the hell happened? Why are you just finding out now?-"Said if they see me killing anyone again they'd hunt me down and try to execute me. I'm sick of them. All their shitty morals." He began to run his large hand in between his pink hair. As if his head was hurting just thinking about it.

"I was simply looking for somewhere to stay the night." He continued. "Was just gonna get rid of the owner if they were gonna be a pain in the ass."

A menacing grin plastered his face. "But I see the situation has changed. I won't have to do that now. Surely no doll like you would ever be worth just getting rid of."

"What!?- No! You can't stay here-" You started protesting until you were suddenly cut off when he took a step forward, menacingly.

"I wasn't exactly planning on asking them for permission." He was even closer to you now. His tall, broad muscular body was completely towering over you. You could almost feel the heat of his intense stare on you. Even though part of you felt still felt utterly terrified, the other part felt glad that this was the only thing he wanted. But the problem still stands, you were loyal to the laws of jujutsu. You still respected it.

You kept your head down, too scared to look him in. The eye.

"I can't." You uncontrollably muttered.

"What's that?" "I can't!" You finally gained the courage to look up at his face. Your eyes finally met his. "Under jujutsu regulations, this is forbidden! I'm not just gonna let you stay here just so you ca-"

You were about to push him away until you were cut off when his lips suddenly crashed into yours. He roughly placed one of his large hands on your cheek, while slowly rubbing your jawline with his thumb. His other hand roughly grabbed your wrist and held it. He kept going forward, forcing you to walk backwards until your back hit the wall. His tongue was fervently moving deeper and deeper into your mouth. It was warm. The grip he had on you had completely riveted you.

You let out whimpers, moans, all too engrossed in the kiss to do anything but whine. His lips finally parted after what seemed like forever. His deep voice fell quieter. "I knew you always wanted this." There was a slick string of saliva parting from your mouth to his. "Maybe this oughta change your mind, yeah?" You gasped when you felt your shorts being quickly torn apart. You could see shreds of it falling onto the floor. Your face began to feel as if it was on fire as you squirmed at the sudden roughness prodding at your clothed cunt. Your panties being the only thing left. He moved your panties aside and was feeling every part of you. He spread your folds and rubbed your clit. You flinched when you felt him push his finger in. He started to curl his finger, causing an involuntary moan to come out of you. You were about to say something when he yet again pressed his surprisingly soft lips against yours. As if he did it to shut you up.

You were too enraptured by the stimulation and the kiss to even realize your feet are now off the ground. Your legs are being held around his waist by his lower arms. Everything was happening so fast. So impatiently. Your vision felt foggy. You could only see glimpses of his spear, then the hallway, and now your bedroom walls. The only source of light was the kitchen light barely shining through the hallway to your room. You hitched your breath when you were roughly thrown onto your own bed. He paused to fully capture your lying figure. His dark red vermillion eyes were staring down at you so intently.

You thought back to when he said he knew you wanted this. Was it really true? You've never felt so aroused like this in your life. You knew deep down you weren't going to argue, or resist. Why? Why is this happening? Why aren't you saying something? Why are you...allowing it?

You just watched as he took his-what seemed to be some kind of robe- off and let it fall to the ground. Your eyes trailed his body, then down. You could feel every muscle in your body tighten as you lay your eyes on two massive dicks. Two. Two!? Sukuna watched your terrified expression with amusement. He knew that face was coming.

You couldn't help but squirm at his intimidating sensation. Both of his red tips were leaking with precum and were slowly rubbing against your leaking cunt. He gripped his large hands on your waist and began to tear your panties. You whined when his tips were now really touching you. Feeling your folds, your clit, all of you.

"W-wait...I can't! Th-they won't fit!" Your voice was embarrassingly shaky. You couldn't help it. No matter how hard you tried.

"No need to worry doll. You have two holes for a reason don't you?" He coaxed with a grin.

Your eyes widened. You had never thought of having any kind of anal sex before. Just thinking about you being stuffed in both holes was extremely overwhelming. But he didn't care. His crimson eyes observed your emotions. He saw that look of fear in your eyes but showed no signs of any prudentness. Both of his red tips were now prodding both holes. He imagined the sounds that he was about to make come out of your pretty mouth. Your face when your so fucked dumb you won't even be able to speak. Your pussy filled with his cum. All your reactions up until now have done nothing but fuel him.

Suddenly, he roughly pinned you down by your wrists. The violent grip of his large hands could make you feel the blood rushing to your hand. Another arm took a hold of your hip, steadying your position.

You didn't even get the chance to think when he thrusted both of his cocks into you. Your mind went completely blank. You were being split in two in a matter of seconds. You could only let out a loud moan in a mix of slight pleasure and pain. He drove both of his cocks so deep you could almost see the fucking bulge in your stomach. You could feel every vein grazing your velvety walls. He slowly withdrew his hips, letting you know what you're gonna have to adjust to. He was teasing you with his tips rubbing against your cunt and ass for a moment. Just for him to ram back into you, causing you to jolt at the violent intrusion. His thrusts are so harsh, so unforgiving. Your eyes instantly closed shut, and your mouth hung wide when his dick shoved against your g-spot. His dick twitched inside you from hearing the screams of your voice.

And here you are, being fucked by the King of Curses in your own bed. The very bed you had yearned for and thought you were going to get peaceful sleep in. But now this is replacing that. There's no peace. And there's sure as hell no rest. He began to trail one of his tatted hands up from your chest to your neck. You felt a sudden wetness slathering you. A tongue. He formed a mouth on his hand and was sucking on your neck. You winced when he started to slowly dig the teeth into your sensitive flesh. Leaving his dominant marks. After finishing with your neck, he trailed your body. Your breasts, stomach, waist, and thighs. Leaving light bruises, marking your body as his.

You dug your nails into your palm as his tips were hitting so deep into you. His cock was smushing your g-spot over and over again. He loved how tight you felt. He loved the squeeze on his cocks as your juices coats them.

You reached your arms out and gripped onto his thick forearms for dear life. The little pain you felt from his teeth was nothing compared to your ass. Your rectum felt like it was on fire. The pain wasn't anything like you had imagined it would be like. He knew.

Sukuna leaned down to your face and reached out his arm to your ear. He began gently putting your hair behind your ear before bringing his lips to it. "The pain won't last too long darling, I promise." You could feel the warm abrade of his breath tingle throughout your ear. You clench at his words, earning a deep grunt from him.

"Fuck, you're so damn tight. I'll just loosen you up for you then."

His thrusts were filled with pure belligerence. His rapid pace knocked every breath you had left in you. You gasped when you could feel your nipples harden from being exposed. You were too deep in arousal to notice he carelessly ripped your top off. You feel such sharp jolts shooting through your body. The feeling of pain mixed with pleasure made your head go numb. He grunted at the feeling of both your pussy and ass deliciously squeezing around him. Both girths filled you so well.

Your sense of reality felt destroyed. There was only one thing on your mind. Sukuna. Sukuna Sukuna Sukuna. Then you finally said it.

"Mmm...p-please, don't stop!"

After the pain began to fade, you realized something. You felt so satisfied. Not just physically wise, but mentally. Like this is what was missing. This is why you almost stayed at jujutsu tech. This is why you could never stop thinking about him. This is why you always had that undying regret of leaving.

His face paused for a moment. Then came out a deep chuckle. "I won't."

He finally freed your wrist from his cruel grasp and caressed your breast. Squeezing your soft flesh so hard yet gentle. His finger found itself on your sensitive bud. Rubbing and kneading it, adding even more stimulation to your body. He twisted your nipple, causing you to let out whines. He again formed a mouth on his palm and sucked your breast. The moist tongue licked and wet your chest.

He was right. You did always want this. You have always wanted him.

He continued with his relentless pace except this time there were no screams from you or any excruciating pain. It was sheer pleasure and you loved it. You loved his cocks filling you so full you can't even remember your own name. Your juices were leaking out of you and completely soaking him. Every stretch sent a shot of pleasure through your body. "You take me so well don't you? Gonna make you mine." You didn't know what he meant by that, you could just barely comprehend his sentence. Your only response was more moans and whimpers.

This went on for what felt like hours. You were being so fucked dumb you had lost track of time.

His pants grew louder, and so did yours. He let out a loud, deep groan. Your lecherous scream filled the room as he filled you with his warm cum. "Fuuuck~" His sonorous voice came out in a breathless tone. He stuffed you so full it was leaking out of you. Your limp body was left panting. Your chest rises up and down non-stop.

He leaned his weight against you, bringing his mouth to your ear and started nipping your earlobe. Slowly sliding his milked cocks in and out of you.

"You don't mind me staying now, do you?"

#sukuna x reader #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x you #true form sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna smut #jjk smut #jjk x y/n #jjk x reader #true form sukuna smut #ryomen sukuna smut

[kakuzatos]

so a couple things

!! spoilers for jjk!! 

why tf is he cosplaying toji i mean he looks great fine even hot if you so insist but if thIS IS GOING TO BE FORESHADOWING OF WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN I WILL SCREAM I GEGE BETTER LOCK HIS DOORS

bro looks like he had enough

AND ALSO UTAHIME JUST SHOWED UP TOO??? WHY JUST NOW??? WHERE WAS SHE ALL THIS TIME

damn that smile really be changing lives

speaking of changing lives, this page particularly saved mine aside from the gojo's slutty tiny tiny waist designed to be held and his buff fucking arms that i will gladly bite, YUUJI FINALLY SMILED AND GOJO LET HIM HIT HIJOMFKLENFOKERNGN2ONF2OPRJ340I484

AND HE ALREADY HAD A PLAN ON SAVING YUUJI FROM EXECUTION FROM THE START WTF WTF WTF WTF

AND ALSO SAVE FUCKING MEGUMI ISTFG I HEARD HE SPENT HIS 16TH BIRTHDAY BEING TRAPPED IN SUKUNA AHHHHHHHHHHHH

SAVE MEGUMII FROM THIS BITCH

#jjk #jjk spoilers #jjk 222 #jjk leaks #jujutsu kaisen spoilers

[chiarrara]

✨💞controversial jjk character ranking tier list💞✨

got some hot takes in this one that some of y'all are not gonna like... 👀 breakdowns below the cut

1. i, personally, am insane about them:

megumi fushiguro, suguru geto, shoko ieri, kittycunt choso, junpei yoshino, yuuta okkotsu

2. best boy / best girl / loml sweet baby angel 💕🫰🏽✨:

yuuji itadori, nobara kugisaki, nanamin, aoi todo, higuruma, makin zenin, toge inumaki, yuki tsukumo, ijichi, miguel odoul, kirara hoshi, jogo, kusakabe, nitta, takaba, tall idol takada, tsumiki fushiguro, utahime iori, that sumo guy & that other guy with the sumo guy (i think)

this is a packed category. itadori & kugisaki are right on the cusp of "insane about them" and "love them a lot a lot a lot" ... tsumiki should be ranked a little higher. mimiko and nanako were not included in this template, but they would go here.

3. good, in a literary sense:

satoru gojo, eso, mahito, naoya zenin, that guy megumi fought, toji fushiguro, mahoraga

so uh......toji should be higher. so should mahoraga. that's all i have to say 🙂

4. ...fine:

ino, kinji hakari, useless miwa, hanami, mai zenin, principal yaga, twink from shibuya (haruta??? apparently?), kashimo, uraume, sparky sparky boom man, that guy who throws his teeth, kechizu

this is a category for characters I have a net "meh" reaction to. some of them would be in lower tiers if I didn't like their character design.

5. induces a complicated, quiet rage in me. so incredibly infuriating, yet also boring. meant to be sympathetic, yet i have no sympathy. i will not judge you for how you dealt with insurmountable adversity, but i do not like you:

mechamaru, ui ui

this category was created specifically for mechamaru. threw ui ui in here too bc why tf not, he fits (most) of the criteria.

6. don't care:

panda, hana/angel, noritoshi kamo (the younger), anime alcoholic zenin what's his name, dagon, nishimiya, principal gakuganji, plane hair girl, sky girl (ume? uro?)

listen..... don't shoot me. in canon....they are boring to me. i don't care about them. i don't care about their backstories, I don't care about their motivations. they are literally taking up space on my page/screen that could be dedicated to someone i give a fuck about. two of them made it out of the bottom tier by being hot.

7. i want to dip them in acid, coat them in pop rocks, then dip them in lava repeatedly:

kenjaku, sukuna, tengen

...I think this is pretty self explanatory

8. literally so irrelevant i don't even know who you are:

i could not list these names if i tried

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mei mei was also not on this list. would probably warrant her own category ala mechamaru. something like: "girl, you are so complicated, and not in a good way" or "a very confusing mix of mindless attraction and disgust-fueled repulsion is waging war in my body and I don't know which side will win" or "i would pay 10,000,000¥ for you to go away... and/or step on me? + calling child services for your brother"

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✨beloved mutuals & non-beloved strangers, feel free to yell at me about this in my ask box 💕🫰🏽✨

#jjk #jujitsu kaisen #jjk tier list #controversial takes: #gojo satoru #jjk panda #mechamaru #maybe? #itadori yuuji #nobara kugisaki #megumi fushiguro #geto suguru #i used to want to dip toji in lava #but he is very interesting to me #also a very good character #in a literary sense #chiamemes

[gettinshiggywithit]

Yuuji x fem reader

Hogwarts Au

CONGRATS ON THE 300 SJJSJSK

LESGOOOOO Partaaayyyyy

𝔸 ℍ𝕠𝕘𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞

Summary:What life at the greatest wizarding school in all of Britain is like,with the best boyfriend you could ever ask for!

Pairing: Yuuji x Fem!Reader [Hogwarts AU]

Genre: fluff

Event MasterList

He’s definitely a hufflepuff,just gonna put that there~

And so,lets say so are you!

He’s crazy good at defence against the dark arts without even trying…megumi’s kinda pissed

Helps you with your assignments during potions and while he gets yelled at by prof.snape,he still does it.

When it came to flying lessons in first year,buddy fell of like 5 times from different altitudes and STILL somehow survived????

When you laughed he got a little mad but was fine after you gave him a chocolate frog from your parent’s care package~

He first confessed in your second year,and when you said yes was also when you both had your first kiss! (it felt kinda forced and awkward,oh and megumi walked in,saw what was up and walked right back out.zero fucks given.)

Is he in the hufflepuff quidditch team?? YES!. He’s one of the beaters~

Blow’s you kisses when he sees you in the stands.

Gets hit in the head with a bludger right after~

Oh about sukuna? Lets say that he was an ancient spirit yall accidently summoned and he just possessed yuuji?

Dumbledor gets him out and he lives the rest of his unlife terrorizing yuuji and occasionally still possessing him~

When third year rolls around he..um… has no one to ask to sign his hogsmeade letter…so he asks ur mum! And she says sure! (he’s practically family anyway what with how often he stays over and since you’ve been dating since second year)

Oh also I headcannon that he’s a mudblood while youre a half or pureblood.

Your parents love him btw! They don’t rly care abt blood status,they just know that their daughter loves this boy and he loves her. Your dad wasn’t sure about him at first,what with how goofy and awkward he was,but then he saw just how genuine and loving yuuji really was.

Your dad hasn’t told anyone yet but if yuuji asked for your hand in marriage one day,he’d instantly say yes,and your mum is of the same mindset.

Oh btw he earns money tutoring people in Defence Against The Dark Arts and nanami gives him some…

Nanami’s kinda the group’s mum ngl… HE’S LOADED OKAYY

On your first trip to hogsmeade he gets you a butterbeer float and you share it with two straws.

Nobara and megumi are sitting in the booth behind yours with gojo and nanami,and both gojo and nobara are makin kissy faces at you while you aren’t lookin.

You see them and then promptly give yuuji a kiss on the cheek and throw them a smug look after~ (he melts and they gasp and look back at their drinks.{not before gojo gives ya’ll a thumbs up though~})

When megumi,nobara and he get into trouble you go past the detention class to blow him kisses,he blows some back,depending on which professor Is supervising them.

For your O.W.Ls the four of you study together,(and when I say ‘study’,I mean you bitch abt your O.W.Ls and how much you hv to study…megumi studies tho~)

But when push comes to shove you,yuuji and nobara end up cramming and stressing tf out!! (not megumi,he’s in bed at reasonable times because he did his due diligence when he had to~)

Once your O.W.Ls are over you all go to hogsmeade to celebreate!!!

You all pass with mostly Os Es and As; megumi gets all Os!

(don’t tell anyone but sukuna helped him with some of his history of magic questions…)

Overall,regardless of the universe,yuuji is a great boyfriend and he’ll take care of you no matter what!

Tag list(open):- @diagonal-queen

All rights reserved © 2023 Gettinshiggywithit. Please do not repost, modify or claim as yours. Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated!

#📚 Jaya’s tales #jjk x reader #yuuji x reader #itadori yuuji #itadori x reader #itadori fluff #jjk fanfic #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #hogwarts #hogwarts au

[shunshunrika]

100 follower EVENT !! (JUJUTSU KAISEN + BLUE LOCK) [[Event Closed]]

Prompt list credits: @/palettes-and-prompts @/a-cure-for-writing

RULES AND NOTES:

Firstly, many thanks to you cuties for 100+ followers!!

This is an event only for Jujutsu Kaisen and Blue Lock. I will be writing for 4 characters from each of the shows.

You can request for up to 3 prompts (max), from any of the angst, smut, or fluff lists. Also include the tag and the character you want. You can also mention a kink if you want or leave that up to me.

So, a request will look like - SMUT 4 + FLUFF 3 + SMUT 21 + NAGI + Mirror Sex

I will write for one character only for a maximum of 2 times.

Don't be mad if your prompt request isn't chosen as this is a first come first serve.

Don't request these things as I won't write about them - r*pe, inc*st, excretion f*tishes in any form, vomit, feet, d*bcon, noncon, p*dophilia, bodily harm, eyeball licking or whatever tf

Please be considerate and give me some time to write these fics to the best of my ability. Enjoy!

TAKEN

Rin Itoshi - “Don’t touch me, you lost that privilege when you let him into our bed.” “Every time you open your mouth, I want to push you over the edge of a cliff, and I mean that with all my heart.”

Michael Kaiser - “Nothing you do will fix things; no amount of money will turn back time.” “Shhh, it was just a bad dream. It’s okay, baby.” “Stay with me, please.

Ryusei Shidou - “Show up here again and you won’t live to see the end of it.” “I know you want me just as much as I want you.” "If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat." + Bondage

Sae Itoshi - “I don’t have the energy to yell at you, you’re not worth it anyway.” “You want to try that again, asshole? That’s my boyfriend/girlfriend you’re messing with.” "Did I say you could stop?" + Brat Taming

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Gojo Satoru - “Am I your wallpaper?” “You weren’t supposed to see that!” Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me." + Mirror Sex

Sukuna - “I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to think I knew you.” "You'd better watch your fucking mouth." + Orgasm Control

Megumi Fushiguro - “I wouldn’t hate myself as much as I do now if it weren’t for you.” “I don’t care if I don’t sleep tonight as long as I’m with you.”

ANGST

“Don’t touch me, you lost that privilege when you let him into our bed.”

“You just keep acting like everything’s fine! It’s not fine!”

“I hate you; I hate everything you stand for, every fiber of your being.”

“I don’t have the energy to yell at you, you’re not worth it anyway.”

“Show up here again and you won’t live to see the end of it.”

“You killed her! She was the only person I ever loved, and you killed her!”

“There’s not a single reason I can think of for me to let you see her. You may be her father, but I’m her everything.”

“You broke me! You ruined everything we had and- for what?”

“I know you hate me, but you should hear yourself. You sound just like him, you sound just like your father.”

“Nothing you do will fix things; no amount of money will turn back time.”

“I wish you’d just leave me alone; I wish I’d never met you.”

“You really were the worst thing to ever happen to me. I mean that.”

“I wouldn’t hate myself as much as I do now if it weren’t for you.”

“Thank you for ruining my life, I know exactly the kind of person I don’t want to become now.”

“Don’t look at me like you’re sorry. You’re not sorry.”

“You’ll never love me like you loved her. I know that now.”

“Not now, not ever. You’ll never be the person I love.”

“I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to think I knew you.”

“Yell at me, scream until your throat hurts, put a damn bullet in my chest, but you will not touch him.”

“I would rather die than be the person who climbs into bed with you at the end of the night.”

“You lied! You lied again and I fell for it!”

“Every time you open your mouth, I want to push you over the edge of a cliff, and I mean that with all my heart.”

“Don’t pretend there’s more than years of pure hatred here.”

FLUFF

“I think I’m falling in love with you.”

“Shhh, it was just a bad dream. It’s okay, baby.”

“I’m here for you.”

“Your lips are so soft, I could kiss ‘em all day.”

“‘Us’…I like the sound of that.”

“You’re my sunshine, my world…I want to be with you for an eternity.”

“Am I your wallpaper?” “You weren’t supposed to see that!”

“Stay with me, please.”

“Maybe we should be more than friends.”

“I know you want me just as much as I want you.”

“My heart beats for nothing except you.”

“I couldn’t have asked for anything greater than you.”

“I don’t care if I don’t sleep tonight as long as I’m with you.”

“It just breaks my heart to see how mean people are towards you.”

“You want to try that again, asshole? That’s my boyfriend/girlfriend you’re messing with.”

“I would do anything it takes to make you feel happy and safe, I don’t care the cost.”

“I don’t care what anyone says about me, you…us.”

“I love you with all of my heart.”

“I’m never gonna let you go, don’t worry.”

“Go to sleep, you haven’t got any rest in the past few days.”

“Cuddle me?”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“You’re not leaving without giving me a hug first.”

SMUT

"You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up."

"You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat."

"How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?"

"You'd better be quiet if you don't want to get caught."

"You look good all soaking wet."

"Are you sure that's what you want? I could really hurt you."

"Oh my god you're so much better than the last person I was with."

"If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat."

"I don't care how good it feels you'd better not cum until I tell you to."

"Look, I'm not into choking but I wouldn't mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while."

"I bet you think you're real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We'll see how cute you look later when I get you home."

"You don't have to be gentle with me, I don't break easily."

"Touch yourself for me."

"Do you think you deserve to be punished?"

"You take my fingers so well don't you?"

"Shut up and take your pants off."

"When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me."

"Are you wearing my shirt?"

"Do you need me to finger you first?"

"You'd better be quiet or everyone's going to know what a naughty little slut you are."

"Did I stutter? Do as you're told!"

"Look at you, I've only started using my fingers and you're already shaking."

"I can't wait to be on my knees for you later."

"Maybe if I punish you it'll help you remember who you belong to next time."

"Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?"

"Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me."

"Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me."

"If you keep making those sounds, I'm not going to be able to stop myself."

"Take it off. Slowly."

"Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

"Why don't you go put on something pretty for me?" 32) "Kitten, don't make me tell you twice."

"Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic."

"I love the sounds you make when you come undone."

"Maybe I should get you a collar so you don't forget who you belong to."

"You'd better watch your fucking mouth."

"Did I say you could stop?"

"I need you. Now!"

"I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?"

#jujutsu kaisen #blue lock #bllk #jjk #gojo satoru #sukuna #geto suguru #toji fushiguro #megumi fushiguro #rin itoshi #nagi seishiro #sae itoshi #shidou ryusei #barou shohei #yuuji itadori #yuta okkotsu #nanami kento #bachira meguru #rensuke kunigami #michael kaiser #oliver aiku #otoya eita #isagi yoichi #smut #angst #fluff #drabbles #scenarios #headcanons #fanfiction

[satoruhour]

I'm crying cause the way I just wanna eat tf outta sukuna's ass, kiss and suck on on his damn toes and feet, make out with his stomach. Bro is so fuckin fine it's not even fair at this point. I swear to God if he was real and I went missing I'm gonna be a cold case. I do not wanna be found I am happy eating his ass

PLSSSSS sukuna would not even let u near his ass im being so serious but i wish you luck in getting into his panties 🙏🏼🙏🏼 MAKING OUT W HIS STOMACCH .... BYEEJTGJK isnt his stomach mouth super big . what if u ride it omfg? "i do not wanna be found i am happy eating his ass" CRYINFGHN anon i may not be super big sukuna fucker butni understand you 🔥🔥🔥

#asks #anon

[bxriles]

Fuck it. If Gege pulls a deus ex machina to kill Sukuna and keeps on with the bs about how ‘he wasn’t even giving it his all’ in the fight with Gojo, we can validly say JJK has gone down the toilet. It won’t be reaching, it won’t be delusional or biased, it will be legit criticism.

Am i nuts for thinking that at this point JJK needs to end tragically for it to be a satisfactory ending? Because good stories set expectations for how they will go. Sure, there can be some good twists, but there’s still a basic understanding of what kind of story it’ll be. Like Naruto and Avatar: The Last Airbender were set up so that the audience could tell that they would end with the protagonist saving the world and having a mostly happy ending, and that didn’t take away the quality of the writing.

But JJK isn’t set up for a happy ending anymore. People who valued kindness and/or had no ill intent are dead - Nanami, Haibara, Yaga, Riko, etc. Or there was Geto, whose kindness turned into something ugly and hateful. The most powerful character who was the cornerstone of the Good Guys’ movement was killed. And even worse is that Gojo makes his grand declaration to Ijichi that he’s going to change society and make things better, but in the end he didn’t accomplish that. He ended up killing the higher-ups anyway, told Gakuganji to continue the very same system just with different people, and he doesn’t beat the strongest force of evil that he was foreshadowed to defeat. That’s not a good twist, it’s disappointing.

If there’s a ~bittersweet~ conclusion it is going to come across as poor writing. The Good Guys have been steadily losing and losing and losing, jujutsu society hasn’t been changed, and a lot of interesting/good characters are dead.

At this point let Sukuna win. Uraume can cook all the surviving humans for him and then Sukuna can save his beloved chef for last to cannibalize.

Sorry this ask was long oops you don’t have to read all that

tl,dr - Gege is on the precipice of ending JJK quite poorly and Sukuna should win

YES!!! Literally yes to ALL of this!!! This sums everything up so perfectly. You said everything that needed to be said and took the words right out of my mouth. More unhinged ranting below the cut:

You are SPOT ON with the Naruto and ATLA comparison. I am not kidding when I say I am now Team Sukuna. Why wouldn't I be? With the way the narrative is right now, I would feel so cheated if he didn't win. Does Gege really expect us to believe that the remaining Good Guys can beat Sukuna when the singular character who has been set up to defeat Sukuna since chapter 2 couldn't do it? Does he really expect us to be satisfied with Yuji (ily bby but wtf can you actually do rn?) killing Sukuna when Gojo Satoru, the strongest, could not?

I saw a post the other week that compared JJK to Naruto. The whole point of the post was that with other shonen manga (Naruto, OP, DBZ, etc.), we KNOW the protagonist is always going to win, even if it feels like a cop out. So when Kid Naruto beats tf out of a very powerful Orochimaru, we're all like "yeah okay, makes sense." But JJK has done the opposite. JJK has told us that just because someone is the protagonist does not mean they're going to automatically win. I mean, we've seen Yuji get the shit beat out of him so many times because of this. So JJK set up this pretty legit power dynamic and told us that the only person who can defeat the big baddie is Gojo Satoru and we have been given no reason to think otherwise. So when Gojo dies and Yuji somehow defeats Sukuna with an ass-pull, we're all going to be pissed because we were promised otherwise. If we saw Yuji beating special-grades left and right from the first few chapters, then it would probably be fine. But that is not what Gege wrote!! He wrote the opposite of this ffs.

And your whole point about all the people who valued kindness being gone is another thing that makes me even more frustrated. If we're going for a straight up tragedy, FAIR ENOUGH. But if Gege wants to turn this into a bittersweet ending or if he wants Yuji to beat Sukuna, it'll feel cheap.

Let Sukuna and Uraume kill everyone and everything. Any other ending will be bullshit.

#ask response #anon response #jjk ramblings #jjk spoilers #thank you for this! #you said everything that needed to be said

[voxofthevoid]

How are you after jjk 236? I'm lowkey depressed lmao. But waiting for Gege to elaborate on this whole situation, cuz ain't no way Gojo is gone like that and left his first, seconds-years to deal with whatever tf is coming for them in the future. Anyways, your goyuu fics are keeping me together rn, they're SO GOOD. You're nailing Gojo and Yuuji characterization every single time! I hope you're okay💕

Thank you for asking, anon 💗

And well...

That's me, pretty much.

Seething disappointment is the best way I can describe the state I've settled into. I wouldn't have minded Gojou dying. My two expected scenarios for Gojou vs Sukuna were (i) Gojou losing+dying and (ii) the fight getting interrupted, and while I'd have preferred the latter for reasons outlined here (back when I was actually enjoying the fight lmao), Gojou dying a good, interesting death (like Nanami, for instance) would have been fine with me.

What we got was a goddamn joke.

There are still a lot of plot elements I'm excited about, mostly revolving around Yuuji and Kenjaku, but the way Gojou's death has been handled also leaves me quite wary about the writing quality in general. I've been hopeful so far, even with dubious decisions like that one-month time skip and the way certain characters were treated, but after 236 fumbling what should have been one of the most impactful, well-handled deaths in the series, it's hard to hold on to that hope.

I'm trying though. I still adore this manga, and I don't want to lose that love.

I am very, very glad my fics are helping you cope. That's rewarding in a way I can't even articulate. Writing them is stress relief for me, not just from JJK canon but life in general, and it's wonderful to hear they're helping you too. And thank you so much!

I really hope your mood improves soon 💗

(Gege 🔪)

#anon #i love my anons #jjk spoilers #jjk 236

[sukunasweetheart]

yall im just thinkin abt sukuna with a y/n whos just dumb asf, out doing stupid ass things for no reason; mans is highkey a tsundere im not gonna lie, cuz he could just leave u to die but always comes running whenever youre in trouble like-🏃 i have no idea what kind of au this is but take it or leave it ig (i imagine og form sukuna with this tho)

maybe he finds your absolute lack of brain cells amusing sometimes

watching as u get caught into an obvious trap thats been laid somewhere, wondering what it is that makes him wound up keeping u by his side every time 💀

youre so vulnerable, he doesnt know what to do with u

he’s always like “im not gonna bother 💢” and then proceeds to watch out for u through the corner of his eye

Sukuna: don’t eat anything around here, it’s poisonous.

y/n, who’s already taken a bite out of something: what

cue sukuna angrily healing u as ur foaming at the mouth

when u argue that you’ll be fine by yourself, sukuna tells you “fine, die then” but whenever youre actually almost dead hes clicking his tongue irritably and healing u

“don’t die without my permission”

help this man would lowkey panic when youre taking a hot second to heal up thooo 😭

“oi, wake tf up” when ur still unconscious and not breathing - he’s shaking u carelessly with one hand like ur some t0y

after its been a minute and u still show no signs of life, is when he starts to get a bit worried, eyes widening

his softness comes out and maybe he’s caressing ur cheek hesitantly

not him acting all nonchalant when u actually do eventually come to, tho

he pinches ur cheek this time and is all “finally, took you long enough” even tho hes still a bit shaken up inside

JUST ADMIT THAT U LOVE THEM ALREADY, smh

he's not gonna let you out of his sight afterwards

everytime u wanna wander off, hes gonna pull u back by the collar like a little kitten and be like "where do you think youre going"

not u running in the air as hes lifted u up like: 🏃‍♀️ LMAO

orrr hes always carrying you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes

u flail around but he orders u to stay still so ur like 😑 yessir

also the type to only show affection when ur deep asleep, thumb going over ur lips, brushing back ur hair (maybe a forehead kiss or two would be nice)

additionally, a common interaction between the two

y/n: *does/says something buttfuck stupid*

sukuna: 🤦‍♂️

gratitude to my dear bestie who contributed to this brainrot: @cattyclysm

Masterlist

#sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x you #jujutsu kaisen #one of my fave dynamics #this has been on my mind for some time now #why did i decide to post this at 4am

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

JDKFISJZNSN OMFG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WANTED ME TO REQUEST BUT May I please request something with MMA Sukuna having to help chubby bunny s/o with some school work bc I think he's got muscles for brains 🥴

Hnnnnnggggg ok bby, imma do chubby fem reader bc let's be honest, chubby STEM ladies deserve the WORLD 🤧💕

CW: chubby fem reader, smut, petname "bunny", not beta read bc im awful

Oh hunny

Sweetie

Baby bear

MMA fighter!Sukuna is a SIMP for STEM bitches 🤧

Omg, he is so obsessed it's STUPID

LOVES when a thicc girl starts talking all smart to him, like "yes lil mama make me feel like a fuckin idiot 😩💦"

He isn't sure what it is, but if you talk STEM to him, his mind just wanders and he's staring at you and thinking about how smart and sexy you are and suddenly he's hard sksksk

Ok but let's imagine you're writing a paper and you write better when you talk out loud to someone else (doesn't matter if they know what you're saying, they're just a warm body sksksk)

So ofc you're gonna politely ask your boyfriend if he can sit and semi-listen to you so you can revise your rough draft and make it better

He says yes, obviously, and he just settles down on the floor between your legs while you work, your ankles crossed in front of his chest

The first time this happens, he's fully prepared to play games on his phone while he half listens to you, but you get three sentences in and he's all ears sksksk

He doesn't even know wtf you're saying!! Are you talking about chemistry? Biology? Calculus? Man, who tf knows, it don't even matter bc all he can focus on is how good you sound when you're saying all those big five dollar words

He turns around to look at you read your laptop screen and he's just shocked at how gorgeous you look idc how grimy you look bby, he is just 👀 LOOKING YK??

You don't know how he wiggled his way into your lap but he's got his face tucked between your thick thighs and he's just looking up at you with heart eyes he looks like such a DORK

You let him snuggle up to you, assuming he's just feeling a bit needy, but not even five minutes have passed when he starts pushing your legs apart and nosing his way towards your mound

"Ryo, what the fuck are you doing?"

"Don't worry bout me, bunny," he says innocently. "Just keep talkin, okay?"

He's so suspicious it's not even funny skskks BUT WHATEVER, you'll keep going bc you gotta get this paper done this week

That was an awful decision on your part sksksk

Sukuna just keeps getting more and more turned on the longer you speak 🥴

His face is right against your pussy which is SO distracting, like he's breathing in real deep and sighing as he breathes out and his breath is going right into your cunt and hnnnnnngggg

HE'S GOTTA BE DOIN IT ON PURPOSE BC HE'S MAKING YOU SQUIRM WITH EACH EXHALE AND HE'S NOT LETTING UP, WHAT AN ASS

"Could you not??"

Motherfucker acts so innocent "what're ya talkin about?" but come onnnnnnn, he HAS to know what he's doing

You try to go back to work but he's pushing himself further into your pussy and rubbing his face back and forth, his nose pressing into your clit and god it makes you so hot and bothered

Okay, you can't do this anymore, you gotta fuck this dude or else you're gonna lose your shit

But ofc he doesn't make it easy on you

"How bout i eat your pretty pussy while you read to me baby??" FINE SURE WHATEVER, JUST LET ME CUM ALREADY GODDAMN

Proceeds to pull off your leggings and underwear and go to town while you struggle to keep talking

He's so relentless, it's not even funny 🤧

He knows that you can't speak properly while he's eating you out but he keeps teasing you about it

"C'mon, bunny, keep talking. Dontcha gotta finish your paper? Keep goin, baby." MAN, FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT TF YOU'RE DOIN 😤

The both of yall are so fuckin stubborn that you silently make a bet on who will cave first

But ofc it's you skskks bc how tf can you compete when he's sucking on your clit like a goddamn vacuum??

He doesn't let up on his teasin till you're begging him to cum, and then all hell breaks loose

Proceeds to fingerfuck you till you're squirting all over him, soaking his hand and torso

Is he finished? No, of course he isn't, who do u think this man is?

He strips down, pulling off the rest of your clothes before folding you in half and fucking you stupid

No, seriously, he fucks you dumb

You can't think, you can't speak, you're struggling to breathe tbh but he doesn't let up unless you say the safe word it's pineapple btw sksksk

May have a dumbification kink but he doesn't fuckin know, all he knows is that you look hot as hell with your chubby rolls and fucked out expression and he just wants to fill you to the brim with his cum

Yall have made such a mess by the end of it all that the couch has a big wet spot on it :(

He's real cuddly and gentle afterward which is sweet but goddamn it, two hours wasted bc your boyfriend couldn't handle how hot you were talkin about your research paper

You don't ask him to listen to you read after that, but he asks so sweetly and he's got those big puppy dog eyes so occasionally you cave in and talk STEM to him

It always leads to sex like 120% of the time sksksk

You can never rely on him for listening to you so you reserve this routine for the days when you don't have something important due sksksk

It was shocking at first but tbh it's really cute how turned on he gets listening to you talk 🥺

He acts like it's dirty talk sksksk like what??

Like "aw fuck baby, tell me more about that"

"What am i even talking about, Ryo?"

"I don't know, but you sound sexy as fuck when you do it 🥴"

Idk yall, i may be wrong but im a firm believer that mma fighter!Sukuna is drop dead in love with his chubby bunny STEM girlfriend and you cannot convince me otherwise sksksk

#ask #mma fighter!sukuna #mma!sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jjk #smut #chubby reader #fem reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #aaaaaaa i hope u like this!! 😖👉👈 #sukuna #☀️ fics #☀️ asks

[simpinsimpleton]

sukuna is fascinated by modern technology and also likes cuddling

here goes my first tumblr post about me simping for true form sukuna (yes, the 4 eyed and 4 armed one)

gender neutral reader x true form sukuna | sfw | [beware of the horrid formatting]

imagine sitting in his lap, held close by 2 of his arms and the other 2 are resting on his knees, you doing your daily rounds of shitposting/catching up with series/webcomics updates etc. and him just peering into your laptop over your head, silently observing whatever you're reading or watching, getting invested in whatever the series you’re watching, grumbling to himself when the MC of the show makes a stupid/questionable decisions. (dON’T SPLIT UP IN A HAUNTED HOUSE GDI)

he'd run hot, body temperature wise, and if you always run cold (like me), you can leech off of his heat and just, be comfortable without needing to drown in multiple layers of blankets or hoodies. (i despise layered clothing while at home)

should you fall asleep while cuddling him, he’ll pull up the blanket and tuck you into his embrace carefully, trying to not wake you up, and then goes back to watching the series you were watching before you fell asleep until your laptop dies, he’ll easily binge an entire season in a day. (this traitor will also threaten to spoil the series if you ever annoy him too much)

also him seeing a conventionally attractive character on screen who you might've mentioned once or twice, observing your face and expressions for a reaction and then getting mildly irritated when you go all sparkly-eyed giggly simp-mode for said character. (mildly posessive sukuna >>>>>)

making couple picrews together and him being like- your hair is softer, your eyes are brighter etc, listing out subtle details that you wouldn't think he'd notice, let alone like, what a boost to one's self esteem! (i’d actually perish if he compliments me on literally anything i’m insecure about)

also him being like- how tf are your eyes not burning??? you, with your red eyes being like- this is fine இ௰இ but nOPE he puts his free hands over your face to cover your eyes, telling you that he won't let go for the next 15 mins cuz you need to take a break or you'll strain your eyes. maybe he'll even kiss you on your forehead while he's at it and smile a little. (he doesn't wanna be caught being super soft by you, he knows you won't ever let him live it down and tease him to hell and beyond)

reading horror manga with him and him recounting his days in plundering and wars and stuff- like, okay super boomer warlord extraordinaire. but then he also gets spooked by a jump scare in a horror movie and refuses to acknowledge it, should you point it out, cuz oh no- the great king of curses does not get spooked. (try putting a doll beside him after the night y’all watch annabelle or chucky and you’ll wake up to your bed(room) burnt cuz he tried to exorcise¿? the doll while half awake after being spooked out of his wits)

him not understanding filters and being like- what sorcery is this? why do i have bunny ears? why are your eyes purple? why have our faces been swapped? HUMAN EXPLAIN (he only ever calls you human when he's mildly irritated or confused, but he means it in an affectionate™ way)

i love day dreaming about this 1000 year old bored off his ass curse being absolutely fascinated by modern tech, literally brings me so much serotonin <3

#be nice it's my first proper not so awful shitpost #sukuna x reader #sukuna fluff #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x you #sukuna imagines #sukuna hcs #jjk headcanons #modern au #og!sukuna #forgive my sentence structuring i'm sleepy and irdc #idk tumblr formatting or how to make it look pretty and organised #mine.simpinsimpleton

[mayaree-darling]

Same thing with the period one but what if the reader was sick? Like the really bad miserable one and he like ,lol shift brat, and you do and he feels it then but it’s new to him and he’s like , tf?🧍‍♂️,

Surprisingly enough, you're one of the most normal asks I've received asking about Sukuna and on a personal level I can't thank you enough lmao

anyways, I had a lot of fun with this. far too much, actually.

✧••❀••✧

Sukuna Getting Sick with Vessel!Reader feat. First Years and Gojo-sensei (HCs)

Warning: Swearing

Logically, bro can just heal himself no problem. 

Unlike a period cramp or some shit, this is something that can be “healed”. Also it probably takes like the least amount of cursed energy to heal a bad flu or some thing. 

I imagine if he was petty enough, he’d heal you enough to not be a problem to him but not enough for you to take back control, so when you do switch back, you’re still sick  

He probably sneezes like every once or twice and his body is a bit heavier than usual, but nothing he can’t handle.

He was human before, but that shit was a long time ago so he may not remember how they feel like, so for the sake of this hc let’s pretend he doesn’t remember the feeling

(completely forgot he can’t get poisoned, but this shit is all hypothetical anyway)

With all the boring logic out of the way:

I think the only time you would “agree” to shift with him while you’re sick is when you’re so fucked out of your mind that you start losing grip on your consciousness and well, well, well, who’d be waiting for a chance at the spotlight than our favorite King of Curses?

You legit go to sleep after downing some medicine and suddenly its Sukuna waking up.

the fucking migraine hits him like a sack of bricks. 

He looks around for a moment like?? 

Who fucking hit him??? Who would fucking dare? 

He’d be ready to throw hands if he didn’t feel heavy as fuck

Confused more than ever because you’re literally in your room, alone, when you shift. 

Getting better but you got knocked the fuck out

“Brat. Brat, wake the fuck up. Can you hear me? Brat????”

Sukuna doesn’t anticipate that you were so sick that your mind shut down

you ain’t dead, but you’re not exactly answering him 

can’t even reach into your soul to wake you up or to switch back

bro just starts swearing up a storm because fuck humans so much 

like you get diseases and shit???? (take care of yourself better, goddammit)

and now you can’t even help him get better???

ffs is this how he’s going to die in this era because that was just pathetic as fuck and it was your fault

he’d curse you and the rest of your remaining bloodline if he really does die from this

tells himself to calm down because some weak ass brat ain’t getting the better of him

he considers asking the sorcerers for help because they’re right next door

but no, no he wasn’t going to stoop down that low, no he wasn’t

“Fushiguro Megumi.”

“Wait, you’re-”

“Something’s wrong. I think the brat is dying. If you don’t help us, their blood is on you.”

“???”

Fushiguro would’ve called bullshit but dammit this was you and as far as he can tell, Sukuna was pretty subdued

King looks like he’s straight ready to drop, leaning on walls for support

if Sukuna’s presence wasn’t so intimidating, Fushiguro would’ve assumed it was just you, groggy from waking up far too early (and in some heavily tattooed guy’s body)

he calls for Gojo and Nobara before Sukuna can stop him

Fushiguro would’ve been fine - the guy’s got a good head on his shoulders (for a human, anyway) so he’d be tolerable during the process - but Gojo and Nobara?

nah man

Sukuna was ready to lock yourselves back up in your room

if yall died, guess that was it for you and another thousand of years for him

but it was too late

“Aaaww, who’d think the King of Curses would ever get a flu? Do you want a bowl of soup OwO”

“If you’re not going to help, get out, you fuck.... I can’t taste anything right. I want something with lots of spices. The brat eats a lot of chicken, so I want that, too.”

trying to heal the King of Curses is a fucking ride, that’s for sure

especially without you being there to help act as a moderator, it’s like they’re always a step away from getting killed

or its like reasoning with a spoiled child

“If even one of you try to stick that in me, I will-”

“It’s just a thermometer jfc”

“No I don’t want it anywhere near me. It’s fucking cold. Fuck. Off.”

Sukuna doesn’t bother making them swear they won’t tell anyone

he doesn’t have to, right?

every time you get sick now, Fushiguro and Nobara are ready with chicken soup

you’re confused, but Sukuna is almost elated

he asks to shift with you and you agree as long as he behaves

bro was living for being waited on hand and foot and this was the perfect excuse

On the other hand, if you were awake when Sukuna gets sick

lots of swearing on his end, and you’re so high off your mind you laugh at everything he says

yall cant switch back for some reason (definitely not plot convenience)

sneaking around the other sorcerers because??? the King of Curses is walking around in the open????

you told them you were sick (via a note outside your door) and thankfully enough they left you alone

“We need to eat something.”

“I think you forgot I can’t cook, brat.”

your trip to the town was fun if y’all weren’t sick as fuck

Sukuna almost walks like he’s drunk, unused to the body of a sick human

thankfully, he listens enough to you that he doesn’t kill anyone

“We can’t even walk right, Sukuna, how the hell are you going to fight off any sorcerers?”

“If they kill us while I feel this horrible then they’re cowards and bad people. That’s just fucked up, even for a curse like me.”

a couple of weak curses that pass by too close do get cut, though

it makes him happy to kill something, so for now he’s tame

y’all settle for a ramen shop in an alley before you’re on your way home

but you need medicine

i can definitely say that the pharmacist was blessed to have seen Sukuna and lived to see the day

“Maybe if I flirt with her enough, she’ll give us the medicine for free.”

“Please don’t, Sukuna.”

she may or may not have tried to get his (/your) number, but y’all were so tired you didn’t hear her and left without another word

(sorry sis)

you actually come across Fushiguro on your way back to your room

he gets ready to fight, halfway into summoning the demon doggos 

but Sukuna passes him with a hand on his shoulder and a grumble of “No.” 

and he closes your door on Fushiguro’s shocked face

Sukuna manages to down a paracetamol before he collapses on your bed

when you wake up, back in your body, yall dont talk about whatever happened

you do agree to go to town more often with just you two for more ramen, though (just so no one sees you shift into him so he can taste the noodles)

✨ Masterlist ✨

🌙 Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and belong to their respective creators. Their portrayal is merely my own interpretation of them and may not be accurate to their intended characterization. I stake no claim to the original works, only to the ideas and plot of the fictitious stories I’ve written them into.

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