#kuro zetsu

[obihoe]

#ASFDFSGDS #was gonna put a caption but u know what those images speak for themselves RFSFSFS #i just laughed so hard #shiro zetsu here in the dub is like 'eugh YUCK what is he doing. what is he vomiting up there' and kuro zetsu #he's like 'smth disgusting for sure. its orochimaru what do u expect' SDSFSFSF #zetsu #kuro zetsu #orochimaru #posts

[evilkitten3]

hysterical to me that there's an actual panel of naruto where madara asks tsunade if she's related to hashirama by saying "you've got this guy's blood, right?" and pointing at his own boob. which has hashirama's face on it. like not a tattoo there's an actual face growing out of his tata and he's talking about it like it's an actual person instead of a chunk of flesh he used to fill the literal hole hashirama left in his heart. the story doesn't even take the time to acknowledge how insane this is.

do you guys think he like. talked to it in the cave? "hmmm today i think i will sit in this chair and wait for the rinnegan to happen. what do you think, hashirama? ....ugh you never contribute anything useful you lazy bastard"

meanwhile black zetsu's just oozing around watching him talk to his magic breast implant and wishing someone would hurry up and invent popcorn for it

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #senju hashirama #hashimada #black zetsu #kuro zetsu #i almost had it wonder if this was all really worth getting its mommy back but i reconsidered #black zetsu enjoys this sort of thing i think it had fun watching madara spiral alone in a cave #he didn't have the statue til like the end of his life i think so he would've had to make do with the hashitiddy until he got the rinnegan

[maphel-n-doodles]

bad art day but i drew

#misc doodles #naruto #senju tobirama #kuro zetsu #mito uzumaki #uchiha madara #uchiha izuna

[jesseevelann]

Are there any battles or fights you would love to see between certain characters?

Maybe Lee vs Gai, in like, a final battle between student and Sensei where at first, Lee uses techniques Gai taught him, but slowly goes into Lee using his own techniques. Becoming less predictable, becoming less of a copy paste of technique and fighting style. Lee becomes his own man, and he's showing Gai exactly that. This happens before the war and Lee moves on to different things. Maybe joining the ANBU or something.

I also think Obito vs Madara in an AU where Obito betrayed Madara and went back to the hidden leaf would be interesting. Like Obito came back after the ninetails attack, got the seal removed by maybe Tsunade, worked his ass off to move up ranks and become Hokage. Meanwhile Madara and the Zetsu are doing all the things Obito did in Canon, probably a little more poorly because Madara's basically halfway in the urn and the Zetsu are just... weirdos. But they do eventually start the fourth ninja war, and I'm thinking just before Madara goes go kill Naruto, in the scene where Obito torments him and kills Neji, Obito appears just in time. Saving both Naruto, Neji and Hinata. He's dressed in his Hokage robes, takes the hat off and puts it on Naruto's head, smiling. He says "This isn't your battle, Naruto. It's mine. Get your friends to safety. And if I don't make it, know that you'll be a great Hokage, and it's been an honour to have you as a comrade." or something like that, and he and Madara have this big fucking fight, Obito gains control of the Tentails and turns it against Madara, Kuro Zetsu tries to possess him by grabbing his arm, but Obito cuts his arm off and sends Kuro to the Kamui dimension (this eventually leads to Obito getting the prosthetic made with Hashirama cells that Sasuke refused if he and Naruto still have their final battle or they lose their arms another way), and Obito defeats Madara in time to join team 7 in fighting Kaguya.

#jesse answers #rock lee #rock lee naruto #maito gai #might gai #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #madara uchiha #uchiha madara #black zetsu #kuro zetsu #team 7 #kaguya #naruto #naruto shippuden #boruto the next generation #hokage obito au

[meowmeowuchiha]

Akatsuki based on how they play Minecraft

Hidan- Kills anything and everything he can. He will only actively work at anything just to kill some sort of boss, like the ender dragon or the wither. Dies a lot, due to his aggressive game play and being used to being immortal irl. Cusses out the game every time he dies.

Kakuzu- Trades with Villagers. A lot. Just keeps accruing emeralds and gold he will never spend on anything. Eventually he winds up with ten chests all filled to the brim with emerald and gold BLOCKS. That's it.

Itachi- Resides in a village, acting as a sort of protector. He only kills actively hostile mobs, and manages to breeze through pillager raids. Spends a ridiculous amount of time trying to perfect his house because it has to be "just right".

Konan- enjoys creative mode, especially because she can make giant, blocky versions of her favorite origami, and of Ame in general. Doesnt play a WHOLE lot.

Pain/Nagato- Doesn't play. Refuses to, he has better things to do.

Zetsu- White Zetsu thinks it's fun and likes playing in peaceful and building giant forests. Black Zetsu thinks the whole thing is a stupid waste of time.

Sasori- only plays in creative. Takes too fucking long to acquire materials otherwise. Will typically use it to build virtual, 3D conceptual puppets to get it looking just right before building the ACTUAL puppet. That's it, though. He views it as more of a tool than something fun.

Deidara- Doesn't feel like building things, really. Constantly wandering the infinite map, and mines exclusively using TNT on the surface, and beds in the nether. He winds up killing a LOT of creepers to fund his TNT hobby. One time, in survival, built a one block giant column starting from the bedrock, then lit the whole thing up and watched as the gigantic hole formed. He considers it his best virtual work, because anything he attempts that's bigger just makes the game crash.

Kisame- Definitely kills a lot of things, but nowhere near as much as Hidan. He likes the challenge of different difficulties and will often refuse to wear anything but low level armor just so killing all these enemies is actually challenging. Unlike Hidan, he doesn't die all that often, and when he does, he simply views it as a learning experience.

Obito- Loves building a sprawling metropolis of a village in peaceful survival mode, no monsters to worry about. Still refuses to go mining in caves, though. He likes to collect name tags and name all the Villagers after his favorite people. One of the nitwit Villagers is named 'Bakashi' and another one is named 'Bakakashi'

#naruto #naruto shitposting #shitpost #akatsuki #headcanon #Minecraft #hidan #kisame #kisame hoshigaki #Obito #obito uchiha #kakuzu #Deidara #Sasori #Konan #Nagato #Pain #Pain/Nagato #Zetsu #Kuro Zetsu #Shiro Zetsu #Black Zetsu #White Zetsu #itachi #itachi uchiha

[lesbiankoby]

[rotates In Which Minato Shows Up To Rin Getting Perforated Approximately Ten Minutes Too Late, or, alternatively, Minato Shows Up To Obito Absolutely Losing His Shit Approximately Three Minutes Early Enough To Prevent Madara&Zetsu’s Trap From Actually Going Off Effectively]

which is like.

things in play here.

obito just absolutely slaughtered the ever living fuck out of everything that moved. and is incoherently violently devastatingly destroyed in a way that is going to make talking to him at all, like, nigh impossible. is he weakened? yes, a bit, he just unlocked his mangekyo he’s not firing on all cylinders, but he’s still a threat. he’s not going to take minato teleporting into the scene well at ALL— for the purposes of this scenerio this is the point he’s like kneeling down next to rins corpse, so zetsus retracted and he’s recognizably obito.

MINATO pops into the scene and sees one of his students not moving on the ground (kakashi) (dead????) the second very obviously a corpse (rin) (too late again) and the third figure is a bedraggled, bloodsoaked, almost alien looking— obito? (what the fuck?)

i’m just, like, rattling it, because i think realistically obito absolutely fucking loses it on minato, who still has the upper hand in this situation and is not going to lose that fight naturally (and is mostly trying to figure out how to deescalate without hurting his bewilderingly alive student worse and then grab kakashi and rins… body and leave so he’s trying and failing to talk obito down in the meanwhile, and also, well, obito is impermeable so he can’t really grab the kid either until he figures out the timing ala kakashi) but there’s also white zetsu who isn’t terribly smart but absolutely knows that minato was meant to be held up and too busy to catch obito out here and this is bad so i think between obito not knowing how to teleport yet and guruguru attempting to force obito to leave (possibly by triggering the seal, if he has control over it?) it might just decide to elect to cut losses and flat out kill obito before he opens his mouth about madara and kuro zetsu and the statue, which would be. bad. depending if it had the authority to elect to make that decision. and it’s fused to obito at the moment, so making his body fail feels perfectly plausible for what guruguru is capable of doing. if it can make that decision and doesn’t just slither off and try to bail.

does this rambling make sense

#naruto tag

[cantheykillmacbeth]

zetsu from naruto could kill macbeth. being a manifestation of his mother’s will, he was created rather than born and technically has no gender

Yes, Zetsu from Naruto could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a manifestation of will, Zetsu qualifies for the Unconventional Birth Clause. While White Zetsu/Shiro Zetsu is male, Black Zetsu/Kuro Zetsu is indeed genderless, qualifying it for the Gender Clause as well! (Apologies if any of this is inaccurate; I'm not personally well-versed in Naruto lore and am basing my confirmation research on what I have found on the fan wiki. Please let me know if anything is wrong here and I will make sure to correct it with credit!) Thank you for your submission!

#unconventional birth clause #gender clause #zetsu #naruto #zetsu naruto #asks

[kiriozus]

I can finally show you what I drew for Naruto-zine. I was assigned to draw such an unpopular, but important character! Kuro and Shiro Zetsu 💚

#naruto fanart #naruto #zetsu #naruto zine #art #ukrart

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

ᴀᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ ʟɪꜰᴇ

ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ. ᴘ.ꜱ : ʏᴀʜɪᴋᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀɢᴀᴛᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴘʟ

ᴢᴇᴛꜱᴜ:

"Zetsuuu!!" You yelled to the plant. "What do you want child?" "What's going on (y/n)?" The creature strolls in front of you. "Do you know what kind of plant you are?" You could see shiro zetsu's eyebrow furrow as kuro zetsu spoke. "Don't start this shit again child."

Shiro looks to you confused as he asks you what do you mean. "Well cause if you're an aloe vera plant that would be perfect for my hair, and I could just cut off a leaf like every month or something."

Kuro zetsu scoffed at your insolence as shiro zetsu mumbled 'what even is aloe vera and why do people keep calling me that?' They started to walk away as kuro zetsu sighed. "Don't even mind her she's stupid, she asked me if I was cultural appropriating and when I told her that I don't even know what that means she put her fist up. I never want to run into her again."

"So ... that's a no then?" You questioned tensely. They rounded the corner not paying attention to your foolishness.

(ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴢᴇᴛꜱᴜ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ, ᴋᴜʀᴏ ᴢᴇᴛꜱᴜ ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ)

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ᴋɪꜱᴀᴍᴇ:

"Soo fishface do you smell when I'm on my period?" Kisame looked at you with disgust before he could open his mouth you continued.

"I mean it like if it looks like a shark and swims like a shark... you feel me? I'm just asking because I would make me to-tally uncomfortable if you knew, and I know that you can't help it, but still."

The fish blinks his eyes gently as he tried to put together something to say to you. "...if it swims like a shark." Gasping as you looked at him wide-eyed you whined, "Nooo kisame?!" He hummed looking away, pale blueish face holding a tint of pink to it

(ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʟᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴀʀᴋ ɪɴ ɴᴇᴍᴏ? ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋɪꜱᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀᴄQᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴀɴᴄᴇꜱ)

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ɴᴀɢᴀᴛᴏ:

"You called for me?" Nagato's skinny figure stood by your bedroom door, you patted your bed hinting at him to sit. You waited til he sat down and had your undivided attention.

"So what did you need me for (y/n)?" You loving took his hand as you stared into his eyes. "You look like you would listen to X or blink-182. Have you heard their music?" He paused looking at you startled.

"What? I don't know who with of these people are. Is this why you wanted me?" You gasped side eyeing him. "I understand blink-182 but X really??" He shrugs.

"I feel like you would specifically listen to SAD! by X or I miss you by blink-182." You put on both songs as he just sat and listened. "Soo what do you think??" He looked at you with the most serious face you've seen. "Are there more?" Cheesing you handed him an ipod with earbuds connected

"Yea I added their albums and took the liberty of putting a couple more songs up there. Have fun." He thanked you rushing out

*

"Who gave Nagato this device?! He's been on it for two weeks straight!" You whistle slowly backing out of the room. "(Y/N)!!! Get back here!"

(ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄʜᴜʙʙʏ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴍᴏ ꜱᴋɪɴɴʏ ᴀꜱɪᴀɴ ʙꜰ ᴡʜᴏ ꜰᴇᴇᴅꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏɴɢ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ)

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ʏᴀʜɪᴋᴏ:

You twirled around the living room base, your plate of food in the microwave. "Whatcha dancing for (y/n)?" Yahiko asks with a confused expression. "Because I got food and ima fuck it up." He looked bewildered.

"You're gonna fuck your food?" You stopped your dancing as you stared at the orange haired orphan. "No dummy I mean that the food is gonna be so good I'll eat it all fast." He hummed. "Well why didn't you just say that?"

You looked at him one more scoffing before heading to the beeping microwave. "You buggin." He followed you to the kitchen. "Do I look like a bug?" You let out a long dry sigh. "Of course it's the pretty boys that's so dumb. It means you're tripping."

You watch him look down at his feet, you put your hands up stopping him from saying something dumb. "Just means you freaking out. Geez kid can't you use context clues." You groaned. "Well look who's tripping over the bugs now." You stared into his eyes as you grabbed your plate.

"Please never speak again." Leaving him alone in the kitchen.

'Did I not say it right?"

(ɪ ᴠɪᴇᴡ ʏᴀʜɪᴋᴏ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪᴛ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴋᴀꜱᴜᴋɪ)

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ᴋᴏɴᴀɴ:

You walked outside looking for the bluette spotting her under a tree making origami. "So Ko what do you wanna do today? Wanna go to the pool with me?"

Konan look at you strangely. "(Y/n) ..." You stared at her humming waiting for an answer. "I'm made of paper..." You hummed once again. "So just like lather yourself in oil, that cancels out right?"

"(Y/n) I don't think you're getting this concept." You groaned. "But I wanna do something fun you're the only girl in this sausage fest of a group." Konan chuckled. "You are so cute (y/n)." You bit your lip at her.

"What do you mean by that?" She ignores you. "How about I teach you how to fold origami? It's a little hard but I'll help you through it." You nodded.

*

"Ughh kooo its soo hard! I can't take it!" Konan rolled her eyes. "Now you're over exaggerating you barely folded the paper." You moaned in rebuttal. "But I've never done a straight thing in my life, the paper won't even go the right way."

She sighed handing you a flower origami. "It was ... fun hanging out with you too. I have to get ready for a mission bye now."

(ᴋᴏɴᴀɴ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ, ᴡɪʟʟ ʏ’ᴀʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ✂️✂️ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ 🤷🏾‍♀️ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏ’ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴜᴢ ʏ’ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢɪʀʟꜱ)

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ꜱᴀꜱᴏʀɪ:

You felt a finger poking around your face, huffing you swatted it away, drifting off again. Something grabbed your face mushing your plush lips and chubby cheeks together startling you awake.

"You'd look so pretty in my doll collection." The figure above you purred. Your eyes adjusted, inspecting Sasori's smooth face, smirking.

You looked him up and down. "In what context?" Now gently holding your face in his hand chuckling. "I don't have those parts." Pulling in your bottom lip between your teeth. "You can make those parts." His eyes widen a fraction as you pulled back.

"Anyway what are you doing in my room?" He shrugged. "I was going to make you my puppet, but I think I'll have another project to work on." He winked walking out of your room.

Your face heated as you got up locking your door shaking your head.

(ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴀꜱᴏʀɪ ɪꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ; ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴅᴏʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴏ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ)

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ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ:

He strolled in the backyard where you sat on top of a rock, just chilling. "You're a disgrace not worthy of my art." He huffed out. You sighed tired of him already.

"Deidara you beg for my pussy everyday and I tell you no everyday you're the disgrace."

"I could get plenty of women-" You interrupted. "Not me tho😗" He screamed in frustration. "Just give me a chance please!" You sneered at him. "Boy if you don't get your 1973 Barbie looking ass outta my face before I call Itachi, it's gonna be a problem."

"(Y/n) please just once I got three mouths and your body will be the perfect canvas." You made a sound close to a laugh. "Yea boy ...you so desperate for pussy. Maybe I should see what you could do."

'Should I?'

(ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀ ʙᴇɢɢᴀʀ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴏᴄʜɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ɪᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴅᴇꜰ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɴɪɢɢᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴄᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ)

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ᴛᴏʙɪ:

You were lying under a tree listening to your music, just playing with the grass feeling in the moment when you felt a heavy weight settled on the back of your thighs.

“What the fuck!” You looked back wiggling your legs the reason for the extra weight, sitting with an expression you couldn’t tell because of his dumb pumpkin mask.

“Tobi why are you on me? Get off now please.” His whiny voice aggravating you further. “Well it’s cause you’re so pretty (y/n/n) and I heard that when you find someone pretty you lay on top of them to show them how much you love them, and then a baby comes!”

Your eyes widen. “Tobi you can be that oblivious cut the act man. And get off of me.” He hummed voice 5 octaves lower. “Hmm I’m not that stupid (y/n).” He leaned down to your ear as you looked at his mask catching a quick glimpse of a sharingan making you gasp.

“I know exactly how to make a baby.”

(ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴏʙɪ ɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀʏꜰᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɢᴏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛᴏʙɪ ᴛᴏ ‘ᴍᴀᴅᴀʀᴀ’ ᴡʜᴏᴏᴏ ʟᴇᴍᴍᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏ’ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴜᴍ😈)

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ʜɪᴅᴀɴ:

“Sooo Hidan are you doing anything today?” You twirled your plait between your fingers. “Finna sacrifice some people to please lord Jashin.” You dreamily sighed. “Cool.” He stared at you for a few seconds. “You’re a weird one you know that?”

You nod following him through the woods. “Where are you going woman? You wont be able to handle what’s finna happen.” You took in his figure unknowingly, as you smirk.

“I can handle anything you give me— I mean I can handle it.” Hidan side eyes you scoffing. “Yea whatever just stay out of my way ‘fore you get sacrificed too.” You nodded.

*

“Oh yeaaa Jashin will be very pleased!” Hidan was bathed in the blood of his sacrifices, You’re sat on a tree branch watching him work, or more specifically his tongue.

You cheese jumping down from the branch landing next to him as you walked back to the base. “Yes he’s very pleased.” You stared at Hidan as he looked at your lust blown face. “Ohh you’re that type of weirdo that gets off on blood. That’s why you came with me?”

You grin. “No I only get off on you.” He paused in his step mouthing an ‘oh’. You turned around a wider grin wearing your face. “I know another practice that will please your lord Jashin, but there won’t be any blood or sacrifices.”

“I’m always down to please Jashin.” He smirked.

(ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴅᴀɴ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴘᴜʀᴇʟʏ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴏꜰ ʟᴜꜱᴛ)

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ɪᴛᴀᴄʜɪ:

Walking towards a little cafe you trailed quietly behind the tall Raven haired man. After ordering some hot green tea and dango you sat down on the patio of the store, light breeze pushing through perfectly for the day itachi, imagined.

You quietly chew your dango watching itachi’s face a small smile emphasizing his stress lines. “This is nice, peaceful.” You hummed. “Yea you’re pretty.” Itachi studied your face as you did the same taking in his blush.

“You are also quite beautiful (y/n).” You smiled. “I like this between us.” He hummed.

“Me too.”

(ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛᴀᴄʜɪ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ)

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ᴋᴀᴋᴜᴢᴜ:

“GRANDADDY K!!!” You shouted throughout the base. Kakuzu rolled his eyes as you skipped in his room towards him, popping down on his lap.

His hands settled comfortably on your hips, one gripping the soft (light/medium/dark) brown flesh. “What do you want brat?”

“Nothin Daddy K.” He made a sound of disbelief. “Sure you don’t brat. I won’t ask again.” You sighed laying your head on his your overdue nails raked through his hair, his nose sniffing your neck taking in the smell of mangoes and cheek pressed against your boobs.

“Me and my friends planned to go out tonight an—” “How much do you need sweetheart?” You stared in his sea green eyes humming. “Maybe a band?” Your lashes fluttered as you pulled back and caressed his face.

He sighed. “You’re gonna drain me dry brat.” You giggled. “No I won’t Daddy K.” He grabbed one of his briefcases that was behind him. “Just a band hmm?” You nodded laughing. He opened it giving you 10 bands ($10,000). Making you gasp. “It’s too much Daddy K.”

“No it’s not, in fact I don’t think it’s enough. If you need more text me and I’ll send it to you.” You smile. “Now where’s my sugar brat?” You put the money on the side of the bed as you tongued Kakuzu down.

“I’ll make sure I bring you a present back Daddy K.” You pick up the money kissing him one more before you left. “I’ll be waiting for it.”

(ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋᴀᴋᴜᴢᴜ ɪꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ Qᴜɪɴɴ ᴘʟᴜꜱ ʜᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ)

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

#city.writes #black reader #black writers #black yn #black fem reader #naruto headcanons #akatsuki #naruto smut

[archduke-enver-gortash]

28 and 30 for zeke :)

28: Is your character the de facto leader of the party? Or do they consider someone else to be the leader?

while he consistently says that he is, he very much is not lol. he acts like he only keeps the others around because they’re useful to him, and that may be semi-true in the beginning but soon he needs to have them with him because he was isolated for most of his life, lost his memory, which to him as someone who lives for having and gaining knowledge is doubly devastating. he has never known a life without being led by another, be it consciously and willingly by bhaal or subconsciously and unwillingly by gortash. the group dynamic he has with gale, astarion, shadowheart, and lae’zel in the beginning is more of a really confused messy group effort. when minthara properly joins him later on she sort of takes a leading role, but it’s still very. disorganized lol

30: What's your favorite thing about your Tav?

that’s incredibly hard for me to say as the actual favourite thing is too personal for me to admit lol. but of course i love other things as well! so, zeke is basically a revamp of a character that had so many versions of them over the years since fucking 2014/2015. started as me giving actual personality and lore to kuro zetsu from naruto and then one day recognizing that it was just my own character at one point, but i tried and tried and couldn’t get this idea to work properly even if i genuinely loved it. until now! i decided to give it another try for bg3 and it’s genuinely insane how well everything fit together in the end. so that’s incredibly fun!

#oc: zeke #thank you for the ask!! #habit

[obihoe]

i think its kinda funny how everyone just. plays along w obito's fake identity shticks like .. lol. even KABUTO, who Knows he's not madara and told him that TO HIS FACE still keeps calling him madara ... the zetsus refer to him as "good boy tobi" LOL even when theyre alone at the start of it all .. like when obito gets introduced to the viewer. him and the zetsus deliberate abt whether he can join the akatsuki now after sasori is gone and they just. Call Him That. lol. they call him tobi at some points later as well btw even when sasuke is there who is Supposed to believe that he's madara and i think sasuke does so as well some time later. sasuke just doesnt care asfsfdgfgds but kabuto? i wonder if maybe he's curious ... but maybe he's just like, well, that guy is not gonna tell me who he is anyway. so. better just go along with it like it almost seems like a FAVOR he does him but maybe he also just doesnt want to force the issue. so obito doesnt rip his damn head off

#i wonder what kuro zetsu told him tho?? #we know kuro zetsu approached him and got him to cooperate with obt #so that he can 1) help w the war but 2) more importantly resurrect mdr #soooo mdr-core actually of obt to get fucking betrayed like that. adfsfsgdgs #anyways. its kinda funny #but also a bit tragic maybe .. bc nobody cares #they either dont care OR theyre afraid of him and thats why they cannot get thru to him #or just do not try getting thru to him in the 1st place #obito #kabuto #posts #sasuke #zetsu #kuro zetsu #but YEAH i wonder what kuro zetsu said to kabuto abt who obt is #bc he's like yeah thats not mdr. the real mdr is still in the ground. and u need to go dig him back up #did kabuto ask him abt that?? #or did he just not care #guess he wouldnt know who he is anyway even if someone told him his name #IMAGINE if kabuto just for the funzies. had just called him 'obt' some time. adfsfsgdgds #obt wouldve FUCKING murdered him maybe the zetsus are actually the reason why he did not do that #maybe they told him to not force the issue #and just get him to cooperate with him somehow and play nice w him. lol

[evilkitten3]

one thing i've been thinking about is that if madara for whatever reason hadn't used izanagi and just died when hashirama killed him or something like that, the uchiha massacre would never have happened bc black zetsu would take whatever steps it needed to ensure that indora would keep reincarnating as many times as was necessary to find one that would bring kaguya back

like the fact that black zetsu allowed the massacre to go down at all should show how convinced it was that madara - who was already dead - would pull it off. but also it's extremely sad to think that the best thing madara could've done to protect his clan was stay dead

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #black zetsu #kuro zetsu #ootsutsuki indora

[maphel-n-doodles]

For the ask! 18, 19, 27!

18) favorite character So, this has been a fun topic I've circled around with a few friends before because I have to reveal that I don't have a like. SET favorite character. I have multiple characters who are my favorites but for different reasons. To make this easy though, a childhood favorite of mine and a character I got merch for was Deidara. 19) least favorite character Uhg. Kuro Zetsu.

27) what animal would you summon

Ohhh. Well. On one hand some sort of big cat would be great, but also Moths. I'd LOVE a giant moth summon I could ride around that would be so kickass.

#ask meme #grimnyr

[jesseevelann]

The guys buying feminine products for Konan:

Hidan: Grabs the first box he sees without checking anything, grabbed a box of makeup wipe pads instead

Kakuzu: Gets reusable period proof underwear that will lessen the monthly bill

Deidara: Got distracted mid shop and forgot what he was there for, grabs her snacks instead and eats most of them on the way home

Sasori: Gets disturbingly specific when asking what kind (i.e. how heavy is the flow, how long does your menstruation last, ect.), gets confused why Konan changes her mind

Itachi: Far too embarrassed to enter the "lady's section", but goes with Kisame for the exercise

Kisame: Grabs panty liners, assuming they do the same thing.

Pein: Sends someone else out to do it

Tobi: Buys overnight and regular pads, as well as tampons just incase

Zetsu: Eats the store owner while Tobi shops

#hidan #hidan of yugakure #kakuzu #kakuzu of takigakure #deidara #deidara of iwagakure #sasori no akasuna #akasuna no sasori #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #kisame hoshigaki #hoshigaki kisame #pein #pein of amegakure #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #tobi #zetsu #kuro zetsu #shiro zetsu #konan #konan of amegakure #the akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden

[lesbiankoby]

kuro zetsu should give obito a pet rock for his birthday

#naruto tag

[midorisudachi]

“Fan Art Friday” has arrived once again!

Here is the last pair of my Akatsuki duo series! Though Tobi & Zetsu are not actually a duo/partners. They operate on their own. (However, Tobi DOES pair up with Deidara for a while. I love how he totally annoys the hell out of Deidara. The interactions between the two are hilarious!) Tobi was actually fun to draw, especially what he wears underneath the Akatsuki cloak/robe. For those of you who haven’t seen Shippuden or finished it yet, sorry about the spoiler (what Tobi looks like underneath the mask), but I figure mostly everybody [who is a Naruto fan] has seen the entire series. I just wanted to draw part of his face instead of just his mask.

MORE SPOILERS (for those of you who haven’t finished Shippuden, read no further!!!!): While Tobi (Obito!) is full of anger, pain, & hatred – and he committed quite a few atrocities – I also wanted to symbolize the softer side of him that he buried: the photo he is holding. The reason why he decided to go along with Madara’s Infinite Tsukuyomi plan: Rin, who haunted him since he witnessed her death. I know in the manga & show that Rin did not give him a photo of herself, but using my “artistic licensing”, I pretended that he did get a photo from her when they had been Team 7. On the top of the photo, it says “To Obito”, and on the bottom is the little heart with her name. I also had to add the the creepy God Tree & Infinite Tsukuyomi moon as well.

END OF SPOILER!

On the left of Tobi, it says “Kamen No Otoko” (Masked Man) on the left, and his name to the right.

Now, as for Zetsu…I didn’t really know what to do with that weirdo! Lol! So I made him look rather insane. I was totally laughing as I drew him. On the left side, it says “Kuro Zetsu” (Black Zetsu) and “Dokuzetsu” (Wicked Tongue). On the right, it is “Jouzetsu” (Chatterbox) and Shiro Zetsu (White Zetsu). He is definitely the weirdest & creepiest out of the Akatsuki! He makes me think of a Venus Fly Trap (even though Naruto called him "spiky aloe vera bastard", LOL).

Now I have got to figure out what fan art to create for next week!

Please check out my other Naruto fan art in my gallery. Thanks in advance to all of you who like and share my artwork here on Tumblr. (Please do NOT repost or share this off of Tumblr. It’s always good to ask the artist’s permission!)

Drawn with a mix of Sakura Pigma Micron pens (black) & PandaFly Micro-Line pens (dark grey). Copic Marker for all the red.

Naruto Shippuden/Tobi/Zetsu © 岸本 斉史/Kishimoto Masashi

Fanart © Jacqueline E. McNeese

Notes on Life: It’s already September! Happy September! This year going by way too quickly, in a scary way. Slow down, Time! The fact that we are already in the last 1/3 of the year? Wow. I am so not ready for this! I have a lot of things to do this month & it’s been stressful…things keep piling up on each other! At the same time, I’m also working on new Cyberpunk cosplay; I’ve been cutting out patterns. Working on cosplay keeps me sane…it keeps my mind off of things. Same with artwork…it takes me away on a mini-vacation & keeps invasive & pesty thoughts away. Listening to music while I work on cosplay and art also helps. I also have to keep sane for my son. He’s my little love and the recent change is really affecting him, so I have to be strong to keep things together. He really loves to draw as well (mostly Minecraft) and I am happy he loves to cosplay with me. He’s been wearing the mock-up Cyberpunk helmet I will be creating for him. (I cut the pieces out of EVA on Thursday evening & night.)

#tobi #akatsuki fanart #the akatsuki #zetsu #kuro zetsu #shiro zetsu #tobi fanart #obito #obito uchiha #madara uchiha #naruto art #akatsuki #naruto fanart #naruto shippuden #infinite tsukuyomi #uchiha #traditional art #トビ #うちはオビト #うちはマダラ #ゼツ #ナルト #ナルト 疾風伝 #暁