#lambda asks

[ask-willowleafeon]

Willow: "Aha... I'm a bit jealous of those that are able to be up there without any worry. It isn't in the cards for me, most likely, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it from down here...!"

@lambda-asks

#i didn't catch that can you say that all again #ask #lambda asks #ask willowleafeon #willowleafeon

[fullscoreshenanigans]

I imagine Norman singing Bohemian rhapsody but only from the line "Mamaaa! Just killed the man!.."

#so many things could have been avoided if Lambda had a theater program #he thought Emma and Ray would be thrilled he found a new creative outlet #we are ignoring he stabbed Yverk to death (same diff) and that Yverk deserved it #tama1313 #but no did you mean like. to himself randomly when he's washing the dishes or TPN if it was a jukebox musical #The Promised Neverland #Yakusoku no Neverland #TPN #YnN #TPN Norman #Imperial Capital Battle Arc #TPN 153 #Norman #Full Score Trio #FSS Asks #FSS Shenanigans

[timetravellingkitty]

reva gimme a hot take

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Uttarakhand doesn't actually exist. It's a farce peddled by Nepal to take over India. What better way to do this than through a state that's supposed to be "Nepal adjacent"? They may have the entire country fooled, but you can't fool me

Another hot take I put milk before cereal and so should everyone

#asks #lambda!

[connectedspace]

"I've never seen anyone else try it before. Wonder how they'd do."

[ @lambda-asks ]

#ic #pkmn #drawn #khaos #khaoshoopa #asks #lambda-asks #/normally i try to feign a normal upload time but i dont care. jumpscare

[idolmelodies]

(@lambda-asks) omicron @ magpie: *gasp* you're an earth idol?? like the kind that sings and dances? what kind of music do you sing? do you have a lot of fans? are you in a group or are you a solo act??

“And for your final question…I guess so! I don't know how to quantify ‘a lot’. I'm certainly famous on the island, but I'm not sure how far my international reach is.”

( @lambda-asks )

#ic #answered #magpiemeloetta #omicronporygon2 #lambda-asks #im alive....kinda #not really #OMNICRON SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN MAGPIE I FORGOR :')))

[officersnickers]

Norman: refusing to take the Ratri's money

Every other cattle child:

#they should at least! having to deal with this family's shit all their lives calls for some financial compensation #if you ask me at least #could imagine the Lambda kids taking their fair share #just because their Boss got such a moral backbone doesn't mean they have to 🤫 #just me and my silly headcanons again #Snickers babbles #the promised neverland #tpn #ynn #yakusoku no neverland #yakusoku no nebārando

[tallgrassghosts]

(@lambda-asks) lambda @ altrii: you say you've seen this... gallade around. as in... you are acquainted with them in some way? how are you certain they are harmless?

Henry: "Sleep powder isn't supposed to last this long." Oddy: "He could be extra extra extra extra sleepy tired." Altrii: "This forest is very lively . Dangers are known quick. Fights, fleeing, hiding. If he caused any problems I'd know." Altrii: "... Although... you bring up a point. Maybe he's the one who is hiding...fleeing... From what, I don't know? He's not good at hiding. What do you think?" @lambda-asks

#henry hitmonlee #altrii scyther #oddy oddish #lambda-asks #ghost scyther #zombie gallade

[lambda-asks]

[continued from here]

lambda studies the unconscious gallade closer, scenarios upon scenarios being simulated in its head, logistics and possibilities informing its opinions.

"lack of skill in hiding due to inexperience implies a low possibility of malicious intentions - to this forest, at least. ideally, hiding requires minimal disturbance. doing so poorly suggests this is not a common occurrence. a fugitive, very likely, but a criminal? perhaps not, in this particular instance."

lambda turns back to altrii, head poised in an inquisitive tilt.

"this pokemon... does not appear native to this area. it is possible that whatever is pursuing them is also from beyond this land. with it, they may bring some level of danger. how that will affect your decision about what to do with this stranger is up to you, but that is my diagnosis of the situation," lambda concludes. "perhaps the pursuers will shed more light on the nature of this stranger. if you find it worth the risk, that is."

@tallgrassghosts

#tallgrassghosts #pokemon ask blog #pokeask blog #hitmonlee #gallade #elgyem #scyther #lambdaelgyem #replies #no pressure to reply back btw! #just some observations lambda made

[sweetdreamscafe]

(@lambda-asks) lambda @ bubblegum: ah, humans... always a curious topic around pokemon. do you often receive human customers? are you all... comfortable, with them?

@lambda-asks

#ask #answer #pokeask #pokemon askblog #pokemon ask blog #my art #Bubblegum Froakie #Noel 'Sprinkles' Morgrem #Lambda has such a wonderful design btw I love elgyem and its such a great design for one #Note: changed how Bubblegum's text bubbles look. I think this looks better. #Sprinkles' text bubble colors might also change since this is the first time he's talked hah

[brokenbackmountain]

can you believe this is from a straight romance

i was nodding along and going HELL YEAH YURI until the last sentence hit me like a truck. what the fuck do you mean STRAIGHT ROMANCE. is one of them going to transition.

#asks #lambda!

[ask-team-misfit]

(@lambda-asks) groovy long legs stands at its full height to speak face to face with pikavee. "young one, what has gotten you so distracted? it can be considered rude to not give your full attention to one with whom you are speaking to. We would not appreciate it if We were in such a position," it tuts, as if it wasn't a loud, glowing distraction itself.

[ @lambda-asks ]

Pikavee perked up at the sounds of this Ultra Beast, though she assumed it was a Pokemon. She had sat up to properly meet eye to eye, gazing at what she presumed to be its head.

As for Lief? One visitor too many hanging around his burrow and an attempted kidnapping on top of that was obnoxious enough, as was Pikavee’s earlier behavior. Now he beheld the appearance of a second giant.

Lief: “OK SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”

Pikavee blinked, again ignoring Lief. She hadn’t meant to, but she was staring with awe at Groovy Long Legs; another Pokemon–again, presumed–that was about as large as she was?

She found it weirdly uplifting and validating.

[ ID: A grayscale drawing of Pikavee, a hybrid of Espeon and Umbreon, with a mono-color background. She is shown from the neck up, with her face slightly angled away from the viewer towards the left. She looks pleasantly surprised. Her mouth is gaping open somewhat, and there are sparkles in her eyes. Her ears are upright. End ID ]

Pikavee: “U-um. Well, that’s…”

Lief: “ARE YOU EVEN A POKEMON?? WHERE DO YOU ALL KEEP COMING FROM–”

Speaking of distractions. She miraculously heard it again over Lief’s outbursts as she was thinking of a way to explain herself.

It also helped that it was definitely louder this time. Loud enough for her to finally realize what she was overhearing this whole time.

Even Lief paused as he heard it, too.

Rue: “FENNINKOU! I know you can hear me!”

Fenninkou: “Well I heard enough of it!”

Shouting. Very familiar shouting…

[ to be continued... ]

#// moments that make you go HMMMMMMM #plot #answered #pokemon askblog #pokemon ask blog #pokeask #pokemon #pokeask blog #pokeaskblog #ask blog #Rue Vuling #Fenninkou Fennlin #Lief Simbobeon #Groovy Long Legs Blacephalon #Pikavee Twileon #Hazel Rigtretoon #lambda-asks #swearing #other's art #pokemon ask

[mechahero]

@gazelessmenagerie asked- " I've toyed with the idea of having a harem. " - Broly, being a menace as per usual

"One: ew."

"And two: nobody wants your dusty, tragic ass."

#//in which lambda is incredibly catty in response #//i'm so sorry he went mean girl in this bhfndjghn #//i think at this point he's gone past hating broly to possibly wanting that man dead and making him miserable the entire time before that- #//-happens too #//pretend he put his fingers up for each number i promise he did that #he's a killer queen... {ic} #what is it now? {asks} #gazelessmenagerie

[fullscoreshenanigans]

When we think Sarah has even changed Ray's birthday date to avoid Isabella to suspect he's her son, it's wild. I mean it's valid, she WOULD have been suspicious if Sarah had given her a baby who shared her own baby's birthday. Like she would probably suspected it immediatly. (I also bet that Sarah waited Ray's shippement day to told at Isabella's face "ho by the way, it was your son that you just see die" just to hurt her/break her) Have you a headcanon of what could be his real date?

This might be a better question for someone big on astrology because the specific date is immaterial to me, much like it appears to be for Shirai.

(Mystic Code Book Chapter 2)

What matters is the aforementioned deception by those in power for Isabella, a reminder how despite the position she secured for herself she was still the demons' pawn, and how it's one more thing denied to Ray by the overarching farm system and potentially his mother. If he asked her about it, it was one more concession he made to her, another reinforcement of the power she held over him, and assuming all the other birthdays provided to us are true, it's one more thing to separate him from his siblings.

It might bother him while he's suffocating under the oppressive aura of the house, but post-escape, he's able to embrace the false birthday designated by headquarters in earnest, completely divorcing it from all earlier ill feelings.

I imagine in the future if they ever find out his true birthday and they asked him if he'd like to change the day they celebrate it, he'd turn down the idea, citing it as the day he and fourteen other members of his family experienced their first morning of freedom.

#was going to say “he and his family experienced” but I doubt Norman was having the best day at Lambda #even if he might have heard rumblings from scientists about the escape being successful #he probably had fun speculating how gobsmacked Ray looked at their family pulling the rug out from under him and proving him wrong tho lol #best birthday present he could ever give him‚ even if he wasn't their to witness it in person like he wished he could be #anyways we love a positive character arc where a child finds safety and solace through the unconditional love of his family 🖤🖤 #naehja #Ray #Ray's Bday #Isabella #Grandma Sarah #Isabella and Ray's Incredibly Fraught and Complicated Relationship Tag #The Promised Neverland #Yakusoku no Neverland #TPN #TPN Ray #TPN Isabella #Mystic Code Book #FSS Chatter #FSS Asks #Pre-Canon #Promised Forest Arc #TPN 038

[timetravellingkitty]

welcome to burger 🍔 boy home of the burger 🍔 what can i get for you today

A burger please

#asks #lambda!

[insertpinkchiphere]

@dragvnsovl asked- It’s the near-feral big man from before, lightly sniffing at the smaller man and shifting with a slightly distressed look on his face. His tight leggings do nothing to hide his bulge that was steadily hardening.

He's staring. He can't help it given his height in comparison to how tall the other man is. Everything is front and center regardless if he wants it to be or not. His eyes flick up from the "problem" in front of up and all the way up to meet his face and back again.

"Uh-" He manages to say, forcing himself to do something other than standing there with a stupefied look on his face. "Do you need- want anything- er... that." He stumbles over his words as he slowly points to the very visible bulge in the other man's leggings.

#//cant really include the icon so i hope thats alright! #//lambda looking at the guy who he bumped into a very long time ago and being like hmmm #//and pondering if he'd be cool with a strap or not fnjgfgnj #//these tags are goofy my bad #hushed whispers {asks} #dragvnsovl

[timelordpropaganda]

Can I have a Tardis?

Do you have a license issued to your legal name? Do you have the money to pay for either a rental or purchase? Do you have a scheduled trip approved by the Ministry of Extra-Gallifreyan Travel? Do you have the itinerary and all other papers copied onto a memory device appropriate and approved for Official Matters as laid out by the High Council? Do you have a copy of your identification papers? Do you have a legal will written and in your families care in case you do not return alive? Do you have food pills and emergency supplies? Do you think you have the right to ask me these stupid questions? Do I look like a matrix connection to you?

BEGONE! ITS NEARLY OTHERSTIDE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GET THE WIFE AND MY HOUSE MOTHER IN LAW.

-Lord Cardinal Lambda

#lord cardinal lambda #timelord propaganda #gallifrey #doctor who rp #lady vulca #answered asks