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bloodykora · 2 years

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Camp Boy

I've had this idea in my skull for a month so you're welcome.

Summary: Reader attended camp, so did Rory. Neither of them realized they knew each other.

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I had attended camp after a few years in a row when I was little. When I turned 13 I didn’t need a babysitter and I got pretty antisocial therefore I didn’t go back. I always went to those stay away camps, packing for the week I’d be there. I met new people every year yet not 1 stayed in contact with me. However, 1 camper who I met once actually reached out to me.

It was the last day and a small blonde kid was giving out his info for a game we both happen to play online. He wrote in my book his user and before either of us could say our name I got whisked away by my cabin.

I played with this kid almost every day online, for a while he was the only friend I had. It was funny cause all I could refer to him was r.wayne, clearly making a reference to Batman. At least, I hoped it was a reference and not his real name. And he probably referred to me as jelly, jb or jellybean. A nickname I had been called for years. Though like always all good things come to an end. One day he stopped playing, he was never online anymore. After 2 months I stopped playing too.

I forgot about the boy for a while, only late night thoughts would bring him back up. The reason for this monologue was because I had moved therefore I had to dive through old boxes. Some of the gang helped when they were able to. We were already in the new house, putting the pre-packed stuff away. My nana and I were never able to fully settle in the old place, our life immediately jumping into chaos.

That’s where this story takes place.

Sitting in my new bedroom, walls bland and just a mattress on the floor. Old photos and collected books covering the ground.

“What’s this?” Rory asks, giving me a rolled up poster board.

“Oh! That was the first official poster assignment I made, I got a 90 on it. I was very proud of it so I kept it.” I explain, unrolling the tube.

“It was about a food chain.” I say, pointing to the different animals and how the coloured lines are associated with the animal.

“That’s cool! I didn’t know spiders could be that big.” Rory says.

“Yep. I had a huge obsession with them when I was younger.”

“They still do!” My nana yells from the abyss down the hall.

“You won a lot of awards.” He says, picking up a binder and skimming through it.

“They were more pity awards that most kids got. That was from when I was in foster care.”

“You sure have done a lot.”

“It’s probably why I’m so wise.” I joke, opening another box. I smile seeing what’s inside, pulling out a multi coloured bracelet with beads on it.

“I never see you read physical books, you don’t even have a bookshelf yet you have all these.” R comments, looking through the collection of Percy Jackson, Tokyo Ghoul, Divergent and other series I had.

“I read them online now, plus I don’t have a lot of free time to just enjoy a book. Normally I read for English assignments, it’s partly why I only sing in front of you. The other times it’s used for school events or posts on Facebook from my family.” I dig through the box, trying to get to the bottom for my old camp book.

“I still think you should’ve joined us for the talent show, you would have made a wonderful duet partner.” Ror says, sitting beside me while I dig through the box.

“I found it!” I exclaim, pulling the book out with force.

“Huh?”

“My old camp book! I was wondering where I put that.”

“You went to camp?”

“Yeah, this one was when I was in grade 6. I was in G6 cabin, my counsellors were Taylor and Peach.”

“You remember all that?”

“I guess so, it just comes to mind.”

“I don’t know what my cabin was named or the group, but one of my counsellors one year was named Colby. He was cool, he liked my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.” Rory rambles as I turn the pages.

“Plus, there was a spider everyone called Larry.” Rory finishes, I pause looking at him.

“Larry?”

“The counsellors told us his name, there were so many of them when we walked out to a campsite! All the girls would scream when one would run over their foot.”

“Was Larry always on his web by a tree near the staircase in the morning?” I ask, doubting that Rory and I actually went to the same camp.

“Now that I think about it, I think so. It was weird the one day he wasn’t, all us guys got disappointed about it.”

“Did we go to the same camp?”

“Uhh, maybe? I didn’t know any people named y/n though, so I never met you.”

“Possibly different times of the summer we could have gone.” I explain, getting to the final pages of the book. Rory grabs my hand, looking at my watch.

“Oh crap! I gotta go, I promised my mom that I would help her with the dishes after dinner!” Rory exclaims, getting up and running to get his sweater.

“Be safe! Text me when you get home!” I yell to him waving, he waves before dashing off.

-The Next Day-

I had brought my camp book in for Sarah since she wanted to see younger photos of me. Benny was standing with me, looking through it as we spoke.

“Dude I swear Rory has the same one.”

“Yeah apparently we both went but at different times during the summer.” Benny shakes his head.

“No way. You guys were there together, I swear I’ve seen this photo before.” He says, pointing at a picture a group of us took with a lake in the background. He scans the photo, looking for our vampire friend’s face.

“Guys! I talked to my mom about camp and she found my book too!” Rory yells, jogging down the hall to us. The cover was similar to mine but his cabin being B3. He flicked through the pages while telling different stories and how his week went.

“Apparently there was this kid that didn’t cry all week then when they got off the bus and saw their parents they bursted out crying.”

“Wow. Repressed much?” Benny jokes, my brows furrow for a moment.

“Do you know who it was?”

“Nah, I think they were a few stops before me. I remember getting home at like 9 pm that night.”

“Why was it so late?”

“They took in kids from all over the province, therefore we had separate busses from where we all lived.” I explained, taking R’s book from his hands.

“What did you guys do there?” Benny asks us. The boys started talking about archery, hiking, and other things while I studied the pages that were the same as mine. We all had a page to acknowledge accomplishments we had done while at the camp. Mine were mostly centered around things I had never done like canoeing or feeding the ducks. Rory’s were different though like learning his cabin mates’ names or waking up in time for breakfast.

“So what are the beads for?” Benny’s voice breaking apart my train of thought.

“They were like accomplishments we had to do, each colour resembling something different.” Rory tells him and I nod in agreement.

“Teamwork, which was red, was the last one my cabin got. We had a few fights therefore pushing off the goal.”

“Mine was relationships, we got ours on the last day.” Rory says, flipping to the page about it.

“Wow you guys are like extra losers, earning beads?” Benny laughs.

“It’s hard when you’re 11 dude.” I say, lightly elbowing him.

“Yeah!” Rory says.

“Ror. You got your bead by talking to someone from another cabin?” Benny points out on the page.

“It’s more than just that, actually I-” Rory begins before the warning bell goes off.

“Tell me more about it later.” I say patting his back and handing the book back.

All throughout the second half of the day I thought about Rory’s words.

‘Apparently there was this kid that didn’t cry all week then when they got off the bus and saw their parents they bursted out crying.’ He couldn’t be talking about me could he? There’s no way. I mean yeah I sobbed when I got off the bus and saw my grandmother but it wasn’t cause I was repressing my emotions. I push the thoughts to the back of my head, trying to focus on the task at hand.

I pack up heading out of the classroom, seeing Ror’s blonde hair peek through the crowd. I could see his eyes looking for me and I stuck my hand up to wave. He sees it and makes his way to me.

“How was class?”

“Mr. G was talking about Greek gods today. Like Zeus and Hades and stuff. I think it’s cool, plus we talked about Medusa today. Apparently she was used as a safe symbol in places for women!” Rory tells me.

“Yeah, only men would be turned to stone if they looked at her. Not women.” I added and he nodded excitedly.

“You wanna come over today? My mom will be out with Ethan’s mom for their book club stuff.”

“Sure. I do have to finish homework but I’m free other than that.”

“Awesome!” I break off from him to my locker, putting my needed materials into my bag before throwing it over my shoulders.

The walk was uneventful until Rory ran after a squirrel but we made it to his house safely.

“Can’t believe Benny bashed the work we both did for the beads.” He says, taking a seat on his bed. I smile and nod, pulling out my binder then setting it on his desk.

“Can I look through your camp book?” Rory asks, using puppy dog eyes while pleading.

“Go for it, just don’t rip anything bud.” I answer, sitting down to start working on chemistry. I, unlike Ethan or Benny, could actually multitask successfully. Answering problems while Rory talked and asked questions.

“You look so different from when you were younger but also familiar, I can’t put my finger on it.”

“Says you mister glasses one day and the next you don’t need them cause of a bite.” I joke while counting on my fingers.

“It’s weird seeing your legal name on your old things.”

“Yeah but it’s nice, different from the bad stuff I associate it with.” He hums in content, as I finish up.

“You’re so fast with your homework, like Sonic or something.”

“That’s cause I do a good chunk of it in class unlike others.” I say while pointing my finger at him. He smiles, starting to float.

“OH YEAH! I never got to tell you about my yellow bead story.”

“The relationship bead?” He nods, setting my book down and grabbing his. He flipped through finding the page.

“It was the last day before lunch I think and the counsellors were trying to get me to talk to others. I started to talk about a game and no one would listen to me and they would just walk away BUT there was this kid who stuck out their book. I was confused obviously and they said to put my user in it so I did. Then they got rushed away by their cabin, I never knew their name but played the game I was talking about with me. Jelly was a good friend, it’s a shame my mom took away the internet.” Rory speaks and my eyes go wide. Oh my god, he was talking about me. He was talking about me being the kid on the bus, me being the kid who earned him his yellow bead. I take my book from the side of the bed and flip to the second last page.

“r.wayne. That was the boy who wrote in my book. I played every day after school with him, and I never got his name because my cabin was supposed to clean the dining hall.” I explain showing Rors the scribbling. I could see his brain process my words and his eyes widened.

“Yo! Are you saying what I think you’re saying?” I laugh and nod, showing him the group photo of us at a lake and he shows me too.

“That’s me!” He shouts, pointing at a small blonde boy who was near the back with huge frames and a camp hat on. Clearly trying to protect himself from the sun. I point near the front, me. With the same hat on but a much darker tan than him.

“The universe is truly strange.” I joke leaning on his shoulder.

“Does this mean I can call you Jelly now?”

“No! It sounds like you’re making fun of me.”

#rory keaner x reader #rory keaner #my babysitter's a vampire imagine #my babysitter's a vampire #mbav

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jikookuntold · 2 years

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Do you think Jikookers are as bad as other shippers and they make conspiacy theories? I'm a Jikooker and I'm always afraid of falling into these traps like Taekookers.

When I look at Larr!es, Chanba3k shippers, Taekookers or other extreme shippers from different fandoms, something really bothers me, and it's the "Shipping POV". It's the mindset this group of fans always have and it's similair between all of them.

I don't say I'm not a shipper. I might not actually "ship" Jikook, but If people outside this fandom look at me, they will see a shipper, maybe even a very delusional one, and I'm not ashamed of it. They don't know what I know, and I'm not gonna convince them at any cost.

As I mentioned, the wrong part is the "shipping pov", which almost all the shippers have, and it's wrong. The shipping pov makes you get annoyed by a third party, makes you analyse micro expressions and see every reaction as something related to your ship, like "jealousy".

But why it's wrong? It's not just delusion and conspiracy theories that make this mindset toxic. The fact is, at the end of the day this mindset will turn against you. You will start to feel insecure because one of the two people you ship has looked at someone else for more than 2 seconds, and since you are used to see these looks as love sign between your ship, it will annoy you. You feel insecure when you see other ships theories and analysis because it makes sense to you, because that's exactly how you think, the thought of a shipper.

I might say this pov is different between jikookers, for example when JM tested +, BH said he wasn't in contact with other members in his infectous days. A jikooker who has no shipper POV would say (as a genuine opinion and not a hypocritic statement to look cool on twitter): "That's fine, they don't have to be together all the time, we don't know anything about their private lives". But a Jikooker with shipper pov would say: "oh no Jikook b worded and they don't hang out anymore, or they never a thing and we were wrong." The other group of "shipper Pov" Jikookers might say: "bh is lying to us, and JK was positive too, but they didn't make it public because it would expose them". (As if Namjin are an outed and official couple now lol)

Good or bad, Jikookers are less tended to think the third, and they are mostly drown to the second narrative (b word/we've been wrong), and that's why no jikooker wrote articles about Hybe covid conspiracy theory, unlike tkkrs. The second narrative is not a conspiracy theory but it's still toxic and a product of shipper pov.

In conclusion, you don't have to worry about falling into those traps as long as you think for yourself and don't follow others mindlesly just because they feed you what you want to see.

#Jikook

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afaimsarrowverse · 3 years

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Arrowverse Update 2021:

I am doing one more of those before the new Seasons are rolling in, because we got major news about one project and some more bits about everything else, so… let’s start with the bad news and then continue with the rest:

Green Arrow and the Canaries

Is officially dead. It is currently unknown if and how we are going to get a resolution of the cliffhangar from the Backdoor-Pilot and its other open plot-threads. Yes, we were promised that all of this would get resolved somwhere else, if the show would not get picked up, however that was one year ago. Since then a lot has changed.

The main problem is that the project was just buried a couple of days ago, meaning that there is no chance for anything of this to be resolved in this TV-Season, which is already completly planned through for all the Arrowverse-Shows (and even half filmed already in some cases). The other problem is that a good portion of the people responsible for „Green Arrow and the Canaries“ is not a part of the current Arrwoverse anylonger. Yes, Marc Guggenheim could come back just to do a Crossover that resolves all that is still open, but why would The CW want its next Crossover Event to revolve around a never picked up show? There would have to be something else in that Crossover Event, provided one of those could even happen any time soon. As for doing just a singular episode the problem is where. The shows with ties to „Green Arrow and the Canaries“ might not be around any more or be in their final season by the time such an episode could be made, and all of the shows might again get shortened seasons, so the producers are going to have other priorties for their own shows in the next year.

So we might not get a resolution to „Green Arrow and the Canaries“ at all. On Televison that is. There is the alternate route though: A Comic Continuation.

As of now however it’s way to early to know anything for sure though. They are looking into it, but as I said, things are a lot more complicated right now, then they were a year ago.

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Batwoman

Season two is rolling around in a few days, therefor they released a new accurate synopsis and The CW has been and is still putting out a lot of promo material. You can watch most of it on Youtube.

A couple of days after I wrote my last one of these, it was reported that Christina Wolfe will be part of the main cast this season. In other news, we also were told that we will get yet another version of Victor Zsasz. The Arrowverse-Version will be played by Alex Morf.

Also David Ramsey will guest star as John Diggle and also direct an episode (but probably not the same one). And yes, this might be the Crossover Episode. However is has to be said that is has become awfully quite around that illusive „Batwoman“/“Superman&Lois“-Crossover. Given the news about David Ramsey being in all shows, it might have been replaced by a Diggle-Storyline that goes through all the shows including „Batwoman“. We will have to wait and see.

The Season opener will go into Kate Kane’s fate (without her being in it though) and Gotham will have to confront the False Face Society and new drug called Snakebite in the opening episodes. The tone of the new Season might be drastically different from before, there are hints for that, and I am not speaking about BLM instead of LGBT-issues. The words „goofy“ and „fun“ are kind of present, if you know what I mean, however this could just be promotion.

As for the episodes:

2.01 „Whatever happend to Kate Kane?“ (Directed by: Holly Dale, Written by: Caroline Dries, Airdate: January 17 2021)

2.02 „Prior Criminal History“ (Written by: James Stoteraux & Chad Fiveash)

2.03 „Bat Girl Magic“

2.04 „Fair Skin, Blue Eyes“ (Directed by: Menhaj Huda, Written by: Ebony Gilbert)

2.05 „Gore on Canvas“

Black Lightning

Everyone is still very tighlipped about the final Season of „Black Lightning“. So I have nothing new, apart from titles (which are in line with the previous seasons and therefore not telling us anything, if we are honest):

4.01 „The Book of Reconstruction: Chapter One“ (Airdate: February 8 2021)

4.02 „The Book of Reconstruction: Chapter Two“

4.03. „The Book of Reconstruction: Chapter Three“

4.04 „The Book of Reconstrucion: Chapter Four“

4.05 „The Book of Ruin: Chapter One“

4.06.

4.07 „Painkiller“-Backdoorpilot

The Flash

So, yes, someone on the Production Team was tested posivite, and they had to shut down the production for a short period of time because of this, but it remained a pretty isolated case (or so it seems) and the production did resume. To make up for the lost time the Christmas Break was shortend, and they are back to filming already, so no need to worry, everthing is on schedule.

This season will see the return of John Diggle to Central City. David Ramsey will also direct an episode (but probably not the same one). We will also see the return of the Meta-Human Task Force, which will clash with Frost. This storyline will also involve Joe. Eric Wallace has hinted before that there will be a storyline involving the police and abuse of power with Joe in it, and I did assume it would be BLM-storyline, however this is „The Flash“, so this storyline might be what he talked about instead, and we might get a Meta-Human are being hunted and abused-Storyline as a substiute.

As for the first couple of episodes:

7.01 „All’s Wells that Ends Wells“ (Airdate: Feburary 23 2021)

7.02. „The Speed of Thought“ (Airdate: March 2 2021)

7.03 „Mother“ (Airdate: March 9 2021)

7.04 „Central City Strong“( Airdate: March 16 2021)

7.05 „Fear Me“ (Airdate: March 23 2021)

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Superman & Lois

The new Morgan Edge is in and it will be Adam Rayner, who will inherit the role from Adrian Pasdar. We also learned that Joselyn Picard will play the other Cushing-Lang-Daughter Sophie. Reporters we will get to meet on the show not only include Ron Troupe but also Chrissy Beppp played by Sofia Hasmik, while Leslie Larr played by Stacey Farber will be a cold former idealist, probably tied to Morgan Edge, and presumable an antagonist.

David Ramsey will guest star as John Diggle somewhen this season and will direct an episode as well. He will make his way through most of the shows (as Diggle) and might be the Crossover-Factor of this season. Even though the „Batwoman“/“Superman & Lois“-Crossover is not officially of the table, we haven’t heard anything about it in a while, so maybe this actually is it.

We got a proper look at the new suit and also the first real trailer, which is … unusal. More artsy then revealing, but is around one and a half months until the season starts, so there will be another trailer coming out soon.

The first couple of episodes:

1.01 Pilot (Directed by: Lee Toland Krieger, Written by: Greg Berlanti, Todd Helbing, Airdate: February 23 2021)

1.02 „Heritage“ (Airdate: March 2 2021)

1.03 „The Perks of Not Being a Wallflower“ (Airdate: March 9 2021)

1.04. „Haywire“ (Directed by: James Bamford, Airdate: March 16 2021)

1.05 „The Beacon“ (Airdate: March 23 2021)

Legends of Tomorrow

Aliyah O’Brien will guest star as Kayla a fearsome deadly alien warrior in this season, who won’t be to happy about the Legends, because she is a pro, and they are …. well … the Legends. David Ramsey will also guest star this season, however he won’t be playing John Diggle, but another role instead. Who or what this other role will be remains a mystery. He could play Diggles ancenstor or descendant, if time travel is still an element in Season 6, or a shape shifting alien or an illusion, however they could also go full prosthetics and have him playing a character with no connection to Diggle at all.

David Ramsey will also direct an episode this season. Caity Lotz did already direct an episode, Episode 5, and given that she tweeted about the strain of directing and acting at the same time, we will see more of Sara in this episode than in last year‘s „Mortal Khanbat“. However still expect less Sara in Episode 4 and 5 than usual.

There was an early air-date floating around for „Legends“, which proofed to be a mix-up. Don‘t expect Season 6 (or any mid-season replacement for that matter) before the end of May, and even that would be early.

As for the episodes:

6.01 „ Ground Control to Sara Lance“ (Directed by: Kevin Mock, Written by: James Eagan & Mark Bruner)

6.02 „Meat: The Legends“ (Directed by: Rachel Talalay, Written by: Matthew Maala & Morgan Faust)

6.03 „The Ex-Factor“ (Directed by: David Geddes, Written by: Grainne Godfree & Tyron Carter)

6.04 „Bay of Squids“ (Directed by: Sudz Sutherland, Written by: Phil Klemmer)

6.05 „The Satanist’s Apprentice“ (Directed by. Caity Lotz, Written by: Keto Shimizu, & Ray Utarnachitt)

6.06 „Bishop’s Gambit“ (Directed by: Kevin Mock, Written by: James Eagan & Emily Cheever)

Supergirl

Here we are again, with crumbs only. I still can’t tell you anything with value that happens this season. A couple of casting tapes leaked, one involving a prison break plot, however there is no telling if this isn’t just a single scene that leads to something totally different or the beginning of an actual sub-plot. We do know however that Young Alex and Young Kara will make their return this season.

We also know, that „Supergirl“ is about the only show on this list that does not have a finished Episode 1 as of now. They might have one or two finished episodes around Episode 5 or 6, but that’s it.

The reason we know this is that even though they are up to Episode 6 with filming, just like the other Vancouver-based shows, they did start a lot later, meaning they did not film whole episodes. The other reason we know that is that Melissa is just returning to the show this months. And there is no way she won’t be in Episode 1. She might sit out a couple of episodes that star Young Kara and Young Alex instead, but there is no way she won’t be in the first six episodes at all.

We will also get less Alex this year, or tob e more accurate less Chyler. She is having her directorial debute this season. Episode 6 is her episode, and this is the one with Young Alex und Young Kara in it. However present day Brainy und Nia are also in it, so it won’t be a total Flashback Episode. However, expect Chyler Light Episodes 5-6. Episode 7 will be directed by David Harewood. David Ramsey will also direct an episode this season and will guest star as John Diggle, however probably not in the same episode.

Also Odette Annable is back for the final season in some capacity. Wether as Sam or as Reign or both and for how much is unknown at this point.

And yes, „Supergirl“ is also the only show on this, where I can’t give you an episode list, because this is all we know.

Yes, it is the final season and they are extra-tight-lipped because of that, and also as I said they don’t really have finished episodes at this stage, but still it would be nice, if someone up there in Vancouver or someone from the Writer’s Room would give us anything. But it seems like they are holding back with any kind of promotion at least until Melissa starts filming if not longer.

#Arrowverse #green arrow and the canaries #Batwoman #Batwoman Season 2 #Black Lightning #Black Lighting Season 4 #The Flash #The Flash Season 7 #superman & lois #legends of tomorrow #Legends of Tomorrow Season 6 #Supergirl #Supergirl Season 6

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sueboohscorner · 3 years

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#SupermanandLois Season 1 Episode 14 "The Eradicator" Recap and Review

The episode begins with Edge becoming the Eradicator and is laced with flashbacks.

It then jumps to three weeks later. The Cushings are having an Open House, Jonathan has been working on John Henry’s hammer with him, and the fourth local business just went under.

Oh, and Chrissy wrote a rather scathing article about the Department of Defense. General Lane is ticked. Lois defends Chrissy’s right to publish it, but General Lane wonders if he can ever win with her.

Clark talks to Lana about her and her family possibly leaving Smallville. She doesn’t feel that she has a choice, no matter how hard it is to think about.

Jordan and Sarah talk about much the same thing. Sarah doesn’t think they will move because they can’t sell the house. They then get caught kissing by Sarah’s little sister, Sophie.

Jonathan is with John Henry and he’s asking far too many questions. He eventually pokes the wrong button, and John Henry shuts him out.

Chrissy got an offer to sell the Smallville Gazette. She doesn’t want to, but if she doesn’t, she’ll be losing money within a month.

The Eradicator process is now complete. Dang! He was in that much pain for three weeks? You have to admire that level of commitment, if nothing else.

General Lane agreed to have a town hall, but with Chrissy’s article, it is not going well.

Kyle tells Lana that he’s going to clear out his stuff at the fire station, and they talk about whether they are really gonna leave Smallville. They both need jobs, and they aren’t going to get them in Smallville at the moment.

Jonathan, Jordan, and Sarah are at the diner. Some of the football guys invite Jonathan and Jordan to a party, but not Sarah. She tells them to go anyway. She has an appointment to makeover her sister anyway.

Lois tells the town hall that Morgan Edge is MIA and has been for some time.

When Kyle picks up his gear from the firehouse, there is one firefighter that doesn’t want him to go. He believed in her, and she believes in him.

The Eradicator picks up Leslie Larr.

Mrs. Powell confronts General Lane about the circumstances behind her son’s death. It’s at that moment that General Lane gets the tip about Edge. Everyone leaves the town hall worse than they found it.

Edge is in Metropolis with Larr. Lois insists on going with Clark and John Henry because there is some bigger picture that they aren’t seeing.

General Lane calls Jordan, but Jonathan tells him to be a normal kid for an hour, echoing what John Henry said to him earlier. Tegan wants to talk to Jonathan.

Kyle got a job in Bristol, which is two hours away. Sarah flips out.

The Eradicator says something in Kryptonian and four people fly out of the crowd. Clark goes after them, Lois tells everyone to get inside and goes to find the person filming the chaos, and John Henry stays to deal with Larr and the Eradicator.

Jonathan and Tegan talk. She apologizes and then tells him that while she did want information, she also does like him. She moved to Smallville from Central City a couple of years ago, so she understands what he’s going through. Her dad is in prison, and I am now taking bets on which Rogue or supervillain he is.

Sarah shows up to tell Jordan that she’s moving when someone turns on the news. Lois is reporting from a high building and then Leslie Larr appears behind her, JUST LIKE ON JOHN HENRY’S EARTH!!!!! At the last possible second, she gets hit by John Henry’s hammer. He got to avenge his wife’s death, kind of, and I’m super happy about it.

Clark and John Henry have rounded up all the faux Kryptonians and go to deal with Larr and the Eradicator. The Eradicator sends out some sort of energy blast and then flies away.

Jordan and Sarah talk until a very angry General Lane finds Jonathan and Jordan. He also agrees to drive Sarah home.

Clark, John Henry, and Lois question Leslie Larr, who tells them that Edge is the Eradicator. They ask her where he went, and she says to make more Kryptonians.

The Eradicator flies in front of General Lane and the kids and wrecks the car. General Lane tells Jonathan to shoot him with the Kryptonite gun he has stored in the car. Either he’s not fast enough or it doesn’t work, because the Eradicator steals Jordan from the back seat. He has just enough time to tell Sarah that he loves her before he’s taken away.

Jonathan activates his “Superman please help” button and tells Clark what happened when he shows up. He also tells Sarah to go and get her dad.

The Eradicator is turning Jordan.

Clark can’t find them anywhere.

The Eradicator put Zeta Rho’s consciousness into Jordan’s body. That is all kinds of messed up.

Cue the heart palpitations y’all!!!! John Henry definitely wins MVP for this episode. I wonder how they’ll reverse engineer the process to get Jordan back. One more episode and I am HERE FOR IT!!! 8.5/10.

#superman #supermanandlois

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time-squad-shit · 3 years

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This is a small ficlet I wrote (HAHAHA) some time ago. It’s a that Time Squad hipster AU I have and nurse only in my head. I hope you enjoy my mangling of English in a version of sappy ass shit Keep in mind I have Otto here as almost 6 years old, because I wanted them to adopt him a bit earlier then in the show so by the time he’s 8 they are fully in family mode.

Anyway enjoy

Larry was stirred awake somewhere around dawn. He knew only thanks to the delicate, pink light seeping through closed curtains. There was a brief moment of cold as the covers were lifted but it was immediately replaced by a warm wall of muscles. One big hand draped itself on his waist protectively. Larry sighed and turned his head slightly to see his husband behind his back, never letting Otto out of his arms.

‘No noo-’ Buck hushed ‘I didn’t mean to wake you up. Go back to sleep’ his face buried in Larry’s neck.

‘What time is it?’ he asked with a raspy voice, barely out of sleep.

‘Somewhere around 5-ish’ Buck murmured, snuggling closer

‘Well you’re home early...’ Larry mused sleepily, closing his eyes again.

‘Rough night’ came as an answer. Larry only hummed in agreement.

After that there was a pleasant, drowsy silence between them, with small, soft sounds of Otto’s sleeping, almost swallowing the man back to sleep. Not moment too soon, because it was interrupted by a quiet question

‘Why is Otto here?’ Larry sighed and smiled bitterly to himself, not breaking his eyes. How do you even begin to explain another nightmare night? So instead he just settled for ‘Rough night’.

‘Mhmm…’ He felt Buck’s murmur against his neck, but there was something more the man wanted to say. Slight bit of tension rose between them.

‘Look Larr’ The bigger man exhaled ‘I’m sorry... I didn’t mean all those things I’ve said... I mean you’re a great dad… It’s just…’ Buck whispered hurriedly, tightening his grip on Larry’s hip. ‘I’m sorry...’

Well now, this is rare...

His giant man-child of a husband saying sorry? Not prompted and only after a few hours? On his own? Maybe he really could be mature?

Aaaaand just like that Larry ruined it. He kicked himself mentally for that, it’s not like he was any better…

They both should just grow the fuck up...

‘I know... ‘ He turned himself a bit to better look Buck in the eyes. Why does he always have to have the biggest and saddest eyes when he knows he did something wrong? ‘It’s not like I’m with no blame here... I’m sorry too…’ He hoped his smile wasn’t too sad, maybe just tired. At that Buck gave him one of his own.

Maybe they could be mature?

‘I love you’ Larry whispered as Buck shuffled a bit closer ‘And I love you’ Buck murmured against Larry’s lips as he kissed him sweetly. It usually ends like this. Their fights might be fierce sometimes but the apologies were always sweet. Or sweeter at least...

They shared a smile and snuggled close to each other. To think of how this day started with a stupid fight, over a stupid thing with his stupid, giant man-baby followed by a series of mishaps to end in this - a blissful peace.

And in that moment Larry felt it.

After almost a year of endless struggling and nervousness in their life - filled with adoption papers, post-accidental drama, work and health problems, a lot of arguing and even more tears, with decisions the both hoped never to regret - he felt it.

Peace. Happiness. Contentment.

This is what he was missing, the thing that only was beginning to understand just a few days ago. He knew that there was something different but he just couldn’t put his finger on it. Larry would notice how his husband’s shoulders relaxed over the last few weeks, how his sleep got a bit more even and not so restless anymore. He noticed how Otto would come find him instead the other way around. That’s the thing, Larry did notice but didn’t know what that is...

Now with his family right by his side, he finally knew. There was nothing in the world that could spoil this. Not even the dirty laundry left behind, piles of dishes, that stupid argument about Buck’s work and Otto’s counseling issues. Larry felt happy with his husband and their boy safe and sound, all of his happiness contained in the proximity of one bed.

Larry would not change a damn thing about his life. As he thought of this he let himself drift back to sleep.

#hipster au

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mareebird · 4 years

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200 Followers Fics

This is the first of the two fics I wrote by request, celebrating my reaching 200 Followers.

This one came from @larrness who said: “ I’d be interested read a Loki-centric fanfiction, his musings while on the Asgardian ship enroute to earth prior to infinity war.”

And here you are…

Title: Reasonable Doubts

Words: 2179

Summary: Loki wanders aboard the Statesman and ponders the nature of belonging.

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It was either very late or very early. The darkness of space always transformed time into something nebulous. Loki only knew that he was exhausted. Call it a nap or a night’s rest, all he wanted was sleep, yet it eluded him like a child playing games.

He sat up in his bed.

Though of course, it was not his bed at all. It was more or less a military cot, not remotely comfortable, somehow both springy and worn down. The mattress had a nasty smell, too, a smell which Loki was loathe to attempt to identify. It may have been located in the Captain’s Quarters, it may have even been the bed of the Grandmaster himself, but the era of the Statesman had come and gone and the ship had not seen care for a long time.

But it was not the quality of his bed that kept him awake.

Loki scrubbed his face with his hands. If sleep would not come then he would not waste his time. There was probably something that needed to be done, somewhere. Really, there were so many things to be done that it was almost scandalous that he should attempt to sleep at all. Thor certainly was not in bed, even though it was Thor who had essentially ordered him to get some sleep. They were supposed to be taking shifts. Brothers, attempting to rule a fallen kingdom: King Thor and Prince Loki.

He got out of bed and down on his knees, searching beneath the mattress for his boots

A month ago, it was he who was King. Loki was doing his best not to dwell on that fact. It felt selfish, in a post-Ragnarok existence. And in truth, it had never been he on the Throne, not really. It may have been his mind guiding Asgard, his calm hand upon the steering mechanism, but it was not as though anyone suspected Odin had been quietly deposed. His subjects had no reason to question the status quo while everything was rolling so smoothly along. They saw a good ruler and allowed him to rule and everything was fine until Thor came back, assessed the situation in minutes, deemed it unworthy and threatened to smash in Loki’s face with that damned hammer!

All right, he was still bitter. It hurt like a bilgesnipe’s teeth.

But too many things had happened since then and Loki was not the same as he was before his journey into Sakaar. Neither was Thor, by all appearances. It was time to think about matters, about everything…quite differently.

Asgard did not need a King at present, it needed hope, and Loki felt oddly in tune with his people. He, too, needed hope. The path before him was unmapped. Reason seemed to have gone out the window, because reason dictated that it would have been wiser to thumb his nose as his brother and take the Statesman into deep space while he was still the only Captain aboard, and start over somewhere else.

But something had guided him to the Bifrost instead, something wholly unreasonable. How strange it was to feel so foolish and yet not able to convince himself to turn back.

Loki’s boots were on now. He stepped into the corridor, looking left and right down identical paths of doors, hissing pipes, and computer consoles. He was fairly certain Thor had turned right as he left the quarters, so Loki went right, as well. His brother would not be difficult to track down.

It must have been nighttime on Asgard. Most of the people he passed seemed to be asleep, or if they were not, their brows bore the same frustration that sleep eluded them as it had him. Still, it was almost peaceful, in the sense that all quiet places were inherently peaceful.

Except for the fact that everyone was strewn about and piled high. The ship’s cabins were still being cleared and cleaned. This was a Sakarrian vessel, after all. They could not very well pack battle-weary Asgardian families into rooms strewn with sexual devices and rotting food – and sometimes it was difficult to tell the difference.

Heads turned as he passed, winding his way deeper into the ship. Loki wondered what they thought of him. They might offer a brief smile or a flash of surprise, or concern, but there was no guessing what was actually going on inside their heads. Did they fear him? Were they angry that he had concealed himself as Odin for so many years? Or had all his sins been forgiven the moment he arrived at the edge of the Bifrost?

Loki shivered.

Where had Thor gone? Heimdall was aboard, surely he could see Loki conducting his search, trodding in circles. The Statesman was a maze. Loki turned down an empty corridor and his footsteps began to echo. The sounds rattled in his skull.

His brain was a maze, too. His thoughts ran ahead of him, searching for some semblance of reason. Why was he doing this? No one truly cared if he was here or not. Thor was right, he ought to have stayed on Sakaar. He may not have been a King there either, but he had the makings of a comfortable life.

Norns, had it come to this? Wondering if his brother had a point?

He stumbled into the Mess Hall.

There was no sign of Thor or his associates. The scattered few in the cavernous room looked up from their food, blinked a few times, and went back to eating. Hunger had a habit of placing everyone on the same level, the prince alongside the commoner, and Loki realized then that he could not recall the last time he had eaten.

Minutes later, he sat at the center of a long bench with a hot bowl of salty reconstituted noodles. It was almost the worst thing he had ever eaten. But good or bad, one thing the ship had plenty of was rations. There was enough food to sustain them for weeks, which either spoke of the gluttony of Sakaar or the fall of Asgard, or both.

He was half-way through his meal when a young man entered, alone. Loki noticed him as he tripped over a broken tile in the entryway. He was hardly out of boyhood, with long dark hair and haunted eyes. Loki’s heart gave a not so gentle squeeze at the sight of him, dirty and clearly famished, and vaguely resembling himself.

The lad went to one of the meal dispensaries and then, of all places, chose to sit at the same table Loki occupied. It was a long table, of course, and the boy was several meters away, but there were so many empty places, that to sit so close to a stranger, no less than the Prince, was enough to make everyone in the Hall raise their eyes. Some appeared genuinely nervous as Loki took stock.

But in the lad’s defence, he seemed dazed. Loki stared, sincerely concerned, until he was noticed.

The lad went white and rose clumsily to his feet, and Loki remembered how intense his stare could be.

“Norns! Sorry, sir! Your Highness, I mean. Royal Highness. Sorry.”

Loki cut him off with a wave of his hand, gesturing that he ought to sit back down. “It’s fine. Finish your meal. You’re all right?”

He quickly plopped himself back down, with the air of following orders. “Yes, Your Royal Highness. I’m all right. I wasn’t paying attention.”

Loki nodded. The lad seemed whole, if a bit skittish. He turned back to his noodles.

He could feel the lad’s eyes linger on him.

Loki lifted a forkful to his lips. “Tastes terrible, doesn’t it? I didn’t know salt was a flavor.”

“It could be worse,” said the lad, as he took a bite of whatever he had thawed and pretended he had not been staring. “Not much worse, though.”

Loki chuckled.

For a while, they ate. It might have been the end of their interaction then and there, if not for the lad suddenly clearing his throat. “Thank you for rescuing us today.”

“Oh,” said Loki, a bit shocked. “You’re welcome, I suppose.” Really, what could one say?

“I was close to where you landed,” he went on. “I saw you come out of the smoke.”

Loki offered a cringe of a smile. “Yes, well, I do enjoy making an entrance whenever possible.”

“Where did you come from? I keep hearing that this ship is from a strange place. And there are people here who aren’t Asgardian.”

“Oh, you have no idea just how strange. Imagine the strangest place in the universe and then turn that world completely upside down.”

The lad thought for a moment. “Wouldn’t that make it normal again?”

Loki blinked. Clever child. He wagged his finger. “You have me there.”

The lad cracked a pleased grin, showing off dimples in his cheeks.

But Loki hardly noticed them. What he did see, as the light shifted over his broad smile, were the trails of tears. The dust of the battle was still caked upon his face, but not where crying had washed it away.

Well, shit….

Loki chewed his lip and thought.

He cleared his throat and beckoned that the lad ought to bring himself closer, keeping his smile firmly in place, as though he had not noticed anything amiss. The lad obeyed, picking up his awful-looking meal and carrying it to sit before his Prince.

“So we aren’t shouting at each other down the table,” said Loki.

“Oh.”

“Unless you would rather eat by yourself.”

The smile on the lad’s face flickered. “No, I… I don’t mind the company. If you don’t, that is.”

“I would not have called you over if I did.” Loki chewed and swallowed. “I was looking for my brother, but I couldn’t find him, believe it or not. He’s almost impossible to miss. I think he might be playing a game with me.”

The lad giggled. “I can’t picture him hiding anywhere.”

“Neither can I. And yet, I cannot find him. It’s very frustrating.” Loki paused. “And to be honest, I get worried when I can’t find him.”

“Worried?”

“Worried that he’s up to no good.” Loki grinned. “Though, will all due respect toward myself, people say the same of me.”

The lad pressed his lips together.

Loki lifted an eyebrow. “Not going to comment on that?”

He shook his head vigorously.

“Smart boy.”

The lad picked up his fork and gave his grayish food a few pokes before releasing a sigh. “You saved our lives, Your Royal Highness. That’s enough for me.”

Loki thought he might choke, the way his throat seized. He glanced down at his own bowl, knowing he would not be able to swallow anything until the sensation passed. “Yes, well… I regret that I was not able to save more of us. Our numbers are… They are much diminished.”

The lad nodded. He did not lift his eyes.

Loki scratched the stubble along his jaw. He had to ask. He had to know, though he did not understand just what it was that pushed him so. Reason dictated he ought not count even himself among the Asgradians, reason dictated he ought not risk caring.

But he could not help but care. Frankly, he had always been very bad at not caring.

“You lost someone, didn’t you?” asked Loki.

“I…lost everyone,” the lad murmured, and for the first time, he sounded like the child that he was.

“I’m sorry,” said Loki. He swallowed. “I’m sorry, because I know what that is like.”

The lad raised his face and revealed the tears he had been concealing.

Loki took a breath and held it for a moment. “Life has a way of calling us to be stronger than we think is possible.”

The lad nodded.

“You’re here all alone?” asked Loki.

“Yes.”

Loki nodded. “What’s your name?”

“Ivor.”

“Ivor,” he repeated. “Ivor, you may call me Loki.”

The lad scrubbed at his face, wiping away the tears and some of the dirt, but none of his surprise. “Really?”

“Yes. I may be the Prince, I may have even briefly been your King, but I’m not really any of those things anymore. I’m just Loki, now.”

“…I don’t know what to say.”

“All you have to do right this moment is eat your dinner,” he said, “Terrible as it is. And then you can come along and help me track down my brother.”

“All right,” said Ivor.

“And we’ll find people for you to room with. Others who have lost everyone, people who need friends. Our lives, all of them, are going to be completely different now, but that only means we’re all more or less the same.”

“T-Thank you, Your Royal– I mean, Loki.”

“Eat up. The faster we eat, the sooner we’re done eating this.”

Ivor laughed.

And His Royal Highness of Asgard, Loki, beyond reason, knew that he was exactly where he wanted to be, whether he belonged there or not.

#fic request #loki #the statesman #200 followers #one shot #loki fic #loki fanfic #loki fanfiction #larrness

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brightephemera · 5 years

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Knights of the Dawning Alliance OCs

8. Romances. A companion? An NPC? One of your OCs? Someone else’s? Nobody? Explain!

All KotDA links are to digest chapters. ctrl+F the character name to get to their section.

Haha. Hahahaha. I include extended Bright!verse here...

Ruth (across all Ruth AUs):

Quinn. The first, the longest, the worst, the hardest. That resounds through every Ruth timeline. She existed because Quinn gloated at a Jedi and I picked up my jaw and howled “MUST REROLL FEMALE NOW.” That’s right, the extended Ruth!verse can be traced to “I hate to burst your bubble, Jedi...that’s a lie. I’m reveling in it.”

Wynston. Their fling was a product of the new Legacy system. I thought that of all my characters, Ruth and Wynston were the likeliest to be on the same side of any given conflict, even if Wynston was more by the book (haha). They had sex because Wynston has no shame. They had a novel-length romance AU because I got carried away.

Theron. The reluctant third. I didn’t feel strongly about him but he was good for her at a time when she badly needed a friend and an outlet. I was really warming up to him, too...

Jorgan. Total crack. But he’s the long cozy retirement guy. The others never could be. Jorgan could love her fighting and love her coming home to rest. It was a dumb long shot, but I really liked Jorgan.

Jaesa. I never wrote that one but I had it in mind post-Quinncident. It would be like Lodestone but sapphic.

Larr Gith. Only on a vaguely sticky datapad in Pierce Junior’s quarters. I guess I also did write a short version post-KotDA.

Wynston:

Nyss. Selina. Ryessa Thaye. The dictator. Liira Vodd. Juda. Lord Zavrasha. Baroness Cortess. Yana-Ton. Fixer Nineteen. Pacha Gann.

Ruth. As mentioned, Legacy link. The Force keeps shoving them together. They used protection but spawned a lot of stories.

Kaliyo Djannis. The longest romantic relationship of his life, and an unmitigated disaster.

Lana Beniko. I resisted this, I really did, but Wynston’s not big with the self-control and Lana would want to know whether she can get away with it. They’re unreasonably happy about it. In fact, the only thing that can tear them apart...well, there’s a chapter about that.

Scythia:

Tries to use Andronikos. It doesn’t go well. Andronikos is obliged to spend several years on the run after escaping her, but he’s been wanted by dangerous people before and he’ll be wanted by dangerous people again. He’ll do fine.

Calline:

Ace aro and happy.

Larr Gith:

Doc. Creepy as hell but they made each other feel good, and they saved a lot of lives. When she spiraled into the dregs of the party circuit eventually even he couldn’t follow her, but the fights fade with memory.

Sana-Rae, the Voss envoy to the Alliance. Larr thinks she’s hot and Sana-Rae has Voss ideals and, well, it wasn’t meant to be, but they got a kiss and a strong alliance out of it.

Indo Zal. That was just fun. She deserves a publicist.

Tebbith:

Felix Iresso. This was never consummated. Tebbith fled after an incident where his feelings nearly cost lives. (I can’t find the link, sorry.) But how can you live with Felix Iresso and not adore him?

Koth. This was probably my most difficult KotDA pairing, and I compensated by making their actual relationship dreamily drama-free. Tebbith is a man of theory and decency, and Koth is a man of action and decency, and I think they grounded each other.

Fade:

Elara Dorne. Fade worships her. What I don’t know is whether Dorne reciprocated. It is Dorne, after all, who brings Fade home after Fade’s abortive attempt on Ruth’s life. It is Dorne who thinks that maybe she can still be reached from the midst of her vengeance frenzy.

In other continuities...

Vierce:

Illyris. Yeah, there’s a girlfriend who tragically dies for angst. There are a lot of people on Kegled II who tragically die for angst, Illyris just got a name. And a sunny, mischievous personality.

Elara Dorne. Forever.

#bright memes #oc quiz meme #OC: ruth niral #OC: wynston #OC: darth scythia #OC: calline #OC: tebbith #OC: larr gith #OC: fadreleth #OC: vierce savins #link roundup

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guccifloralsuits · 6 years

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Omg that ship thing!!! Do h*ylor I am sorry if you hate it if you do do zarry

ya know, haylor actually strangely fascinates me, for some reason. I hated it when it was going on, but thats because I was a *cringe* larr*e (in my defense I was a child dont come @ me) and the relationship threatened my reality, or what I wanted that reality to be. Now, I think it was a lot deeper than people/the fandom wanted to accept it as. Also I just answered a zarry one, so haylor….let’s see…

who is more likely to hurt the other? Harry. easily. Have you heard 1989? You don’t write an album like than unless someone did a real number on you…you can feel the heartbreak in some of the writing, it’s so full of emotion. I’m not a swift fan, but after falling in love and ending up burned, i listened to the album, and just. It put exactly what I was going through into words. The hurt, the anger, the missing him and the regrets. yeah, he def hurt her, in the endwho is emotionally stronger? Harry. He doesn’t let his emotions control his actions and words, ever. no matter how intense he feels the things he does. Taylor, on the other hand, is driven by emotions. She lets them fester, and she lets them come out in her actions and words (2013 VMAs, just saying). In some ways, that elevates her song writing capability (bad blood and it’s success for ex), but in others…it works to her detriment (the feuds she’s developed along the way) who is physically stronger? Harry, thats an easy one lmao who is more likely to break a bone? Harry, tripping on stage. I don’t actually know how clumsy Taylor is. this randomly made me remember the ski accident affair though haha oh my goddddwho knows best what to say to upset the other? ah, both, I feel like. Taylor in the passive-agressive disses to the media when it was all still fresh bc harry h a t e s media spotlight on that stuff, which she prob knew. (keep in mind, this is when the break up was still fresh. as time went on, Taylor stopped responding to celeb-newline bait questions abt the relationship). And harry for not responding in kind. Like, for all intents and purposes, he came off unaffected by the things she was saying (let’s look again back at the VMAs) and I think that pissed of Taylor, bc she was looking for a reaction. who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Taylor, because I honestly think she cared more and was afraid harry would walk out if she didn’t. And he might have, honestly. who treats who’s wounds more often? Harry to Taylor’s, more because I see harry having a harder time opening up to people he’s in a romantic relationship w. He’s made some allusions to thinking of himself as not boyfriend material and I think some of that comes down to him feeling scared to let himself fall, to expose himself so fully to another person like that, only to get hurt in the end. Because of that, he doesn’t come to his sig others for comfort about any Deep Personal Issueswho is in constant need of comfort? This is hard. this is kind of around the time h’s friendship with Louis was dying, so I can see him coming to her for comfort about that, bc she was outside the situation and unconnected to their relationship (unlike almost everyone else in harrys life at that point). I also see Taylor as a vent-y type, so both? but I don’t think they’d go That Deep, just stick to external stresses and not internal woundswho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Harry aka cruise ship stranding to go sit with older men in a hot-tub (I shouldn’t b laughing he’s the worst but I lived when that happened)) who will propose? harry, but after Taylor arranged how and where it would happen, and wrote out & sent him what he should saywho has the most difficult parents? I can see Harry’s as not disapproving but like 👀👀 ok harry let’s see how well this is gunna go down we support u hon but this is gunna blow up in ur face who hogs the blankets? they share, sharing is caring who gets more sad? this was kinda in one of harrys ah, messier years…but Taylor’s rep started getting t o r n when they started dating, and I lot of it was propagated by this fandom. before, like. She had boyfriends, but it was never really media talk. When haylor happened? God. She got dragged dude, and I could see that making her sad/affecting her a lot who is better at cheering the other up? harry. he’d show up at midnight w flowers and no warning, and they’d go driving down the empty highway with the windows down and it would make Taylor just…forget about the media, and the spotlight, even for just a moment. who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Taylor to harry who is more streetwise? Harry, I think who is more wise? Harry, because he just lets things roll off him in a way Taylor sometimes still struggles to. He doesn’t get caught up in the little things, or the small/negative comments. Taylor needs to work on that, in my opinion.who’s the shyest? I see them both as pretty shy but good at faking extraverted who boasts about the other more? Both pretty tight lipped bc the media are hungry as hell who sits on who’s lap? Taylor on Harrys, but harry on Taylors when they got drunk

Anyways, hope this was satisfactory. I don’t know Taylor all that well and I don’t pretend to, but. I do have A Lot of thoughts about Haylor (I just never share em bc this is a…sore subject for some, still).

Send me ships and I’ll answer these questions about them

#asks #haylor #harry styles #Taylor swift

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greatergoodness · 7 years

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Hey I wrote this a while ago and I thought I’d post it just in case there are any other sonnelyse shippers out there. Just headcanons and stuff

Who’s more dominant: Of course Lawrence is, but he does have a hard time saying no to anything Elyse says. They’re both very stubborn sometimes. So it’s close.

Who’s the cuddler: Elyse is. Lawrence is squishy, and she can’t count how many times she’s fallen asleep with her head on Lawrence.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Like do I even have to.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Gaming!!! They love playing games together or watch each other game. They’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time playing overwatch.

Who uses all the hot water: Lawrence does, usually. Elyse has to have long showers to wash her hair and shave, but Lawrence just likes showering. He also likes. Doing other things. While showering.

Most trivial thing they fight over: They’re constantly fighting about what to watch. Elyse enjoys a good anime, but Lawrence can go overboard sometimes.

Who does most of the cleaning: Lawrence is pretty messy, but Elyse is busy a lot, so he cleans up anyway.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Elyse does. She’s seen everything, and loves everything. Though she hasn’t admit to it, Lawrence has seen her rewatching The Office about 4 times.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Elyse calls, Lawrence handles it when they get there. Lawrence hates talking on the phone, and Elyse can’t look strangers in the eye, so it works out for both of them.

Who leaves their stuff around: Lawrence does, but so does Elyse. Lawrence throws his shirts everywhere but the laundry basket, and Elyse randomly takes off her clothes at different places in the house. It weirds out Lawrence every time.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Elyse does. Lawrence tries to remember, but he always ALWAYS forgets. He gets upset with Elyse when she comes home with it because “I swear I was going to get it!!!"

Who remembers anniversaries: Lawrence does. Elyse remembers their anniversary, but Lawrence strangely remembers dates like the first time they went to the zoo and the first time he and Elyse got slurpees at 3am.

Who cooks normally: Lawrence does. He loves making good stuff, and is always super proud of the blue apron recipes he uses. Elyse makes sure to compliment him on his meals. He also wears a typical kiss the cook apron.

How often do they fight: Almost never! Their fights are always fake, it’s not an actual disagreement, it’s more of a debate.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Lawrence is constantly checking Elyse’s social networks, and Elyse is texting Lawrence about everything she’s doing.

Nicknames for each other: They jokingly call each other their waifu or ohime sama, but Lawrence calls Elyse babe and beautiful, and Elyse calls Lawrence anything like Larr and Law Dog and LRon. Also babe.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Elyse. She says it’s the least she can do for everything Lawrence does. It always makes Lawrence cry a little inside.

Who steals the covers at night: Lawrence does. He bunches them up by his hands and head, and Elyse either rips them back which makes asleep Lawrence groan and whine, or just curls up into him.

What would they get each other for gifts: Elyse buys Lawrence cool things from Japan; pens, books, figurines, candies, anything. Lawrence gets Elyse anything she asks for.

Who kissed who first: Elyse kissed Lawrence first. He’s kind of a ladies man when it comes down to it, and Elyse did it impulsively. Lawrence looked smug and happy, so she just grabbed his face and gave him a smooch.

Who made the first move: Lawrence did. How could he let such a cute and funny girl like Elyse get away? Once he found out she enjoyed a lot of the same things as him, she wasn’t hesitant to accept his dinner offer.

Who remembers things: they both do, we’ve been over this

Who started the relationship: Elyse did. Lawrence was happy with whatever they had, so he didn’t mind not putting a label on it. Elyse made it official when she found a "worlds best boyfriend” shirt on sale at Walmart.

Who cusses more: Elyse does. She tends to talk to nothing sometimes, and when she does she swears a lot. Lawrence thinks it’s hilarious.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Elyse babies Lawrence. When he gets hurt he under-reacts, and Elyse treats him like thin glass. He really appreciates it because without her he’d probably end up in a hospital 75% more often. When Elyse gets hurt Lawrence is terrified, when he finds her sitting on the floor near some broken glass with a bloody hand he drops to his knees and is near carrying Elyse to the bathroom to wash up. He spends an overly long time worrying if there’s any glass stuck in the cut.

Who is the dirty talker: Lawrence is. Elyse is much better at it than him, but when he does it he says it with a smug voice and Elyse turns bright red and nervously laughs it off and it’s hilarious.

A head canon: They really love kids movies. Muppets, Disney, Dreamworks, they love it. They find themselves watching kids movies more often than not.

#lawrence sonntag #elyse willems #funhaus #sonnelyse #please forgive my poor wording i probs wrote this at 2am

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