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anotherpjofan · 1 year

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Currently thinking about the seven hearing stories about Percy Jackson and dismissing it as something that has been completely fabricated only to find out it's not even half of what Percy has actually done

Piper: Sure Percy totally beat the god of war

Annabeth: Yeah he was 12 I was convinced he was going to die

Piper: ...its true?? Hold on 12??

Also the titan war?? Where he single handedly killed hundreds of monsters

Jason: Sure Percy might have fought against Kronos but the war was a team effort

Clarrise: I hate the guy and I can admit we would have probably lost without him

Let's not forget the fact that the dude blew up mt st helens like cmon

Travis: Throwback to when we had a funeral for Percy

Leo: ??

Travis: Don't worry turns out he just blew up a mountain and was chilling on an island

Leo *laughing*: How do you even come up with these -

Annabeth: The audacity to displace hundreds of people and still not move his ass here sooner

Leo: ... Yall are being serious??

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anotherpjofan · 1 year

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Ok wait what if new rome had a policy where swordfighting is like a social club until 21 which is when you have to be a legit part of the military till like 30 instead of having child soldiers. So then you'll have a 29 year old Reyna convinced Percy is a god cause a) he's carrying Juno, the first god in new rome in like 500 years and b) he's a child but then Juno introduces him as the son of Neptune and Reyna's all like

Reyna: Why are you here

Percy: To deliver lazy ass old ladies *jazz hands*

Reyna *muttering I hate kids*: Why aren't you in school

Percy: School's a bitch

Throughout the whole first week Reyna is desperately trying to make Percy go to school in New Rome which leads to the following incidents in no particular order

a) he kidnaps Hannibal the elephant

b) somehow managed to sneak out of school multiple times

c) organises a protest with the other teens

d) defeats Ovtavian (who's 32) in a swordfight in less than a minute

Poor Reyna's losing her mind. She already lost her fellow praetor and now she had to deal with a teenager who was acting out

this is when Mars shows up ofc and personally requests Percy to be on the quest and everyone's like...he's a kid???

Percy: I thought you'd be glad to be rid of me

Reyna: That doesn't mean I want a child to go on a deadly quest???

Percy *indignantly*: I'm almost 18... I think I still don't have my memories

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anotherpjofan · 1 year

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Percy and Leo somehow burning up the kitchen, using all the pans available, making ice sculptures and cleaning machines all at the same time when cooking while we don’t talk about bruno plays in the background but somehow at the end of an hour the food is good and the kitchen is spotless

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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You ever think about the fact that Jason Grace was at the roman camp since he was two? Like new rome only allows you to actually live in the city after at least 10 years of service right? So this dude has never been inside a classroom. Let that sink in. Does he even know basic math? Or geography? Or science? Does he even know that the world is round? Does he even know what a smartphone is??

Jason: I wish there was an easy way to call someone who’s far away instead of yelling

Leo: haha very funny Jace now can you call-

Jason: PIPER WE NEED YOU

Also he definitely dosen’t have a concept of money. New Rome uses drachmas right? Which is pure gold? So when he goes into the the gold shop he’s like

Jason: OH I get it now one drachma is the equivalent of $10 000 right?

Piper:

Jason: Everything here is so cheap! I can get 10 000 sweets for one drachma. I’m never going to go back to New Rome

Jason: THOSE CAPTIALISTS ARE SCAMMING US

Piper: I can’t believe you know what capitalism is but not how money works

Piper: Also…are the gods the capitalists then?

There’s so much potential here like does Jason even know about aeroplanes? Like maybe he does subconsciously since he’s the son of Zeus but he’ll just freak out cause why?? do I know this?! Just Jason being clueless at how the rest of the world works.

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Ok but Reyna has such a cool backstory like can you imagine

Thalia: I hate Zeus so much

Reyna: Kill him

Thalia:

Reyna: Trust me it’s not that bad I killed my father I would know

Thalia: Hold on -

Percy: HELL YEAH YOU SHOWED HIM

Also the fact that she’s Bellona’s daughter and supposedly has zero powers (according to everyone else) and she rose to praetor IN 4 YEARS (like she wasn’t even a centurion knowing the romans this girl had to do something ridiculously impressive)

Piper: Wait so Jason became praetor after he defeated Krios?

Reyna: Yeah

Piper: Wasn’t he at the legion for like 12 years being groomed to take the title?

Reyna: Yeah which is why he got it

Piper: Didn’t you become praetor in like your second year here?

Reyna: Yup

Piper:

Oh and bonus

Leo: Ugh this is so boring how long are we going to wait for?

Reyna: This is nothing compared to the time I had to wait to kill the pirates who took over my old island

Leo:

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Jason isn’t Percy’s best friend. Frank isn’t Percy’s best friend. Neither is Hazel, Leo or Piper or any of the other seven. PERCY’S BEST FRIEND IS GROVER OK

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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I just want Piper Leo and Percy to be friends. Like can you imagine the chaos the three of them would cause?

Leo: Alright I need opinions. How long do you think it will take me to hack into a bank and steal a couple of billionaires’ money

Percy : Less than a day for sure

Piper : Please he’ll be making all of them cry within hours

Percy: Fair enough. Wait who do you even intend to hack anyways?

Leo: I didn’t say I was going to. I was just curious.

Percy: Well now you’ve made us curious. How are we supposed to sleep when we’re thinking about this? I. Need. Answers.

Leo: …Sorry? I can hack into a bank and you can time me if you want.

Piper: Hold up -

Piper: That actually works

Percy: I can make cookies and we can watch disney movies as you do it

Piper: At your mom’s right?

Percy: Of course at my mom’s. She’s the best

Leo: …I can’t believe I’m being bought by your mom’s cookies

So that’s how Leo hacks a couple of banks while Percy and Piper try to bother him while making cookies and singing disney songs

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Percy: I hate math

Piper: I hate math

Leo: ...Is it a bad time to mention I could do college level maths at 9

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Look we all talk about how Annabeth is really smart but where’s the proof? Like yeah she can think quickly on her feet and makes good plans but?? so does Percy? Leo? Piper? Like why is she pegged as the smartest?

#i love annabeth #but it’s just questionable #rick was a coward with her #we could have had it all #also she does have architecture yes but when tf will it help with her quest #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #hoo #piper mclean #leo valdz #annabeth chase #anti annabeth chase

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Leo: I have a plan

Piper: You can’t sacrifice yourself

Leo: …I no longer have a plan

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anotherpjofan · 2 years

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Who do you think is the most powerful of the 7

Anyways this became really long so I’m going to park my explanation under the read more

TLDR; Percy is the most powerful of the seven in terms of raw powers but I believe Frank and Hazel could be on par/ be more powerful with more practice

Okay so about this: It keeps changing

Most of the time I’m like yes Percy but then I remember that Hazel literally caused an island to collapse and prevented Gaea from rising for like 70 years

Then we have Frank who can turn into any animal. Sure he needs the knowledge but this is insane. Like he could turn into a Drakon and just…basically become kind of invulnerable and easily smash through enemy lines.

Then we go to Piper. Who’s charmspeak is always downplayed for some reason?? But in my head she can have monsters listening on her every word.Like this girl can talk them to kill themselves without lifting a single finger.

Listen Leo with his powers and brain? If given the time he can create an elaborate machine that destroys like 1000 monsters at once while he’s sipping coke or something in the corner.

So in canon we don’t really get to see Jason having extreme powers for some reason despite being a child of the big three? But personally I believe that he can like control the air in the lungs and kill someone easily if he tried hard enough.

Oh and lastly Annabeth. Listen I like her but I hate to admit just brains…isn’t really going to save your life. Especially since her “smart” plans are mostly the same as everyone else’s. Like how Percy bailed them out with the whole Chrysoar thing. However the annabeth that lives in my head rent free is able to learn any weapon in minutes, create a battle strategy that will effectively decapitate a monster in seconds and has extra strength like this girl could carry 100kg without a sweat.

Anyways this brings me back to Percy. He also does some pretty spectacular things: blowing up a mountain and controlling poison and water in blood etc but I think the thing that sets him apart is that he dosen’t get tired that easily. Then again I also think that it could be due to the endurance he built up over the numerous years where he had to consistently use his abilities and push them to their breaking point - kind of like muscles yknow

Anyways my point here is that unfourtantely basing off an canon I would have to eliminate Jason, Leo, Piper and Annabeth because their powers just aren’t developed. Hazel and Frank seem to have a limit to how much of their powers they can use at one go while Percy dosen’t seem to have this limit. Again I think this is cause he spent so much time testing the limits while the others didn’t get the chance.

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anotherpjofan · 3 years

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I feel like percy and leo would have been good friends if it wasn’t for calypso and leo bombing new rome. Add piper and we have a superior trio here

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