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cricketcat9 · 11 months
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Yesterday’s Protest March in Warsaw:
approximately 500,000 people by independent estimates. “Low attendance” by the official estimates 🙄😡
A message from ex-husband, who came to the March from Vienna:
“500,000 normal people around you! incredible and amazing feeling”
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lady-nightmare · 11 months
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macabresymphonies · 11 months
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What is one even suppose to do in this ass backwards country when they rush the authoritarian regime before there is even a chance to vote. Hope they lose and their own policy comes back to bite them in the ass.
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srebrnafh · 11 months
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...and in the middle of all this, Polish government dropped a new law that will allow the current politicians-in-control to make a complete review of "does this person have any connotations of having ever perhaps maybe cooperated with Russia" and then to ban such person from holding public office for 10 years.
Which is not sinister AT ALL, right. Considering general anti-russian feeling in our country. Apart from the fact, that it's aimed very specifically at our former Prime Minister, Donald Tusk, who has been previously, by the same government, accused of being a descendant of a Wehrmacht soldier.
Also, he has been the head of Council of Europe and in general a pain in PiS's ass, as a former leader and possibly strongest personality in the centrist party of Platforma Obywatelska.
So now they want to review him and then ban him for 10 years from any public office. Mind you, the review committee's rulings can't be appealed or taken into another court for review. They are final.
And people aren't getting it, because if you paint anything in anti-Russian colours, you can feed it to the general public without any resistance.
(this is part of why we had this huge honking march in Warsaw on Sunday - 500k people attended...)
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chaberkowepole · 11 months
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Hejjjj polskie protesty antypisowskie dostały się do internacjonalnych mediów!
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himbo-in-limbo · 10 months
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Has any Yautja come to love a human?
Canonically speaking? Uh....it hasn't outright happened like we haven't gotten a straight up love confession or anything of a yautja and a human hooking up...(yet)
First off I want to state what IS canon about how yautjas view humans in general.
A majority think of us as cattle, and most likely VERY appalling.
They have stated that we are "soft meat" and compared to the tanks that they naturally are? Yeah we are :')
It's important to them to breed with the STRONGEST And most oomans will find it hard to impress a yautja without being in a near death situation 💀 and somehow survive said encounter
Also the fact that I think it's impossible to even crossbreed with a yautja so....
1 not being nearly as physically capable as them and 2 not being able to ensure a bloodline with them (that would be accepted in yautja society) ???
Again the odds of hooking up with a yautja are SLIM I'm talking 🤏 but in HALF
But of course we all knew that.
I guess the prime example of a yautja and a human even having CHEMISTRY was very much in Alien Vs Predator (2004)
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I don't wanna go into too much detail since I recall their being a post about them somewhere on Tumblr
BUT the way they simply interacted with each other was just!!! Sus!!!
Sadly this movies script was cut VERY short due to the filming deadline the crew had and what we lost was some very cute Scar and Lex interactions!
Again I'm sure you can find an article about what the interactions were (bc I can't remember) but I remember them being a tad bit more intimate!
Even just the way they were staring at each other in this scene like yeah! Lex had proven herself to be a great warrior! But come on!
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She earned his respect and he gave her an honorary marking! (If that ain't romantic idk what is)
But yeah again Scar being actively in love with Lex has never been stated as being canon I think? (God I hope I'm wrong)
They weren't even the first to have such a chemistry! The OG ship is of Machiko Nagochi and Broken Tusk!
Another instance of a human female proving herself to be a great warrior and a yautja marking her because she has earned his respect!
If you haven't read the original alien vs predator comics I highly recommend them!
I don't want to spoil anything regarding that epic story 🥺♥️
But yes that is all that I have on this topic
Everything else is just more speculation and fan canons!
I do love that Yautjas are simply just a natural threat to humans and id prefer them to stay that way!
I love that a majority of them would simply ignore humans and have little care for them unless proven otherwise! It makes earning the respect of one a big deal!
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Bouvetøya (Pt. 2)
"The ooman mating manual was detailed. I have followed it to the exact specifications laid out. This is not working!" Scar growled as he slapped the shiny magazine onto the table in his quarters.
He and his cousin, Dar'shaun, sat on opposite sides of the square metal table. The quarters were built to comfortably accommodate two, per Scar's position earned after slaying the Kiande Amedha Queen. It had a small eating area to the right of the living room area with a hallway in the middle leading to two bedrooms, a bathroom, and a trophy room. There wasn't much for decoration save a sparse collection of colorful potted plants around the room.
Dar'shaun carefully examined the magazine in detail, letting his bio-mask translate the ooman language English. From what he found, his cousin was following the directions to the letter.
"You have been successfully following the first direction. It says to show disinterest in the female. Pretend she is annoying." He noted, tracing a claw over the thin page delicately.
Scar harrumphed, "Yes, I have done so. The next direction in the manual says that I must openly engage in open flirtations with other females. This," his hands balled into fists, "has been done again and again, exactly as instructed!"
His tan and black cousin, with similar coloring to himself, scratched at his chin in contemplation. The mating rituals of Lex were very complicated. This manual, with its bright colors and pictures of ooman women donning odd colorful outfits with a feline design stitched into the bottoms, was detailed enough. He didn't understand why it wasn't working as it should.
Surely, it wasn't this difficult to attract a female of Lex's species.
"It is obvious to everyone she wants you. Your training sessions have the other males whipped into a frenzy every time you touch her."
Scar smirked at that fact, for it was true that he could smell her heady musk. Her scent was sweeter than a Yautja female's and more...addicting. That scent had a way of making his cock harden with anticipation and his own sexual urges.
When he trained with her, she would try to hide her reaction to his touch and nearness but he was no fool, nor was he a virgin. He was far from being new with the behavior of females.
He had a bloodline established, so pursuing her was fine. It was unknown if they could produce young but he would still try to make her heavy with one. Just getting to there was the current issue.
There had to be something he could do to overcome the hurdle with her weird mating ritual.
"Lex smells like naxa." Scar leaned back in his seat, his thoughts distant on Lex. "When we fought together on her planet I felt complete, as if we were meant to hunt together. She looked upon me with no fear. Only wonder."
The thought of another male beating him to the chase made his shoulders tense and his thwei boil for a good fight to assert his claim.
"Shad'dhak'te," Dar'shaun leaned forward, pointing at Scar, "she will be yours. You have shown her how strong and capable you are. If she does not see that then you are better off without her. There will come along a female of our kind who will best Lex in every category. Worry not, cousin. I will support you no matter the outcome." He rose to his feet and fisted his chest in a show of brotherhood.
Scar returned the gesture before rounding the table to clap his cousin on the back. "Yes, I appreciate the kind words. I will, however, fight tusk and claw for this female. She is special, Dar'shaun. I feel it. Kayana is afoot."
His cousin's locs fell to the wayside as he cocked his head before nodding.
"We cannot play with what a goddess wants. I pray to Kayana that she pushes your female towards you rather than another male."
While he was less religiously devout than his cousin, he appreciated the sentiment and the warning. There was something bigger at play that demanded Lex and his's unity. She wanted him, but what was stopping her? What was the key detail he potentially overlooked?
This was a challenge he was not backing down from, no matter the difficulty. She was going to be his.
Once his cousin took his leave, he ate his meal of raw meat and root vegetables before going to study the mating manual some more.
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Walking into the kehrite, Scar was surprised to find a sizable crowd in the center of the room. He pushed his way through the crowd to see what was going on. What he found surprised him.
Lex stood there in the center facing a female Yautja. The two females glared at each other, their bodies tense.
"Shad'dhak'te, your ooman pet has challenged Raj'ka to jehdin jehdin." Smirked one of the males near him.
Another joined in with a chuckle, "She will lose. I'm taking bets on her losing." He clapped Scar on his shoulder, the move earning a snarl in response.
She had to win. If she lost, then what little standing she had earned would be lost. Her losing would also affect him.
A more important factor was her getting hurt.
Female Yautja were bigger than the males. She was tiny compared to this one. This particular female, Raj'ka, had been the one he had flirted with in front of Lex just the day prior. The female was vicious in combat and made sure her opponents couldn't recover.
The last challenger had been in the medical bay for four months.
Scar wanted to stop this, but by doing so, it would affect her reputation as someone who couldn't fight for herself. That she needed someone to drag her along.
"She will win. You underestimate her."
The same male snorted, "We shall see how good of a teacher you are."
He turned to watch as the crowd gave the females a wider berth. His fists clenched with apprehension for the fight about to commence. There was only worry for her safety above all else. He wasn't so sure she would even win, but he knew her potential.
Lex caught his attention when she found him in the crowd, her dark eyes narrowing slightly in his direction. He merely stood there watching.
It was all he could do.
For a moment, the crowd went silent as the females waited for the other to make the first move. Lex needed to let Raj'ka make her first move, as he taught her and she did just that. A few long drawn out minutes passed before the large female attacked.
She swung a fist at Lex's head from the left but Lex dropped and rolled to the side of the female where she delivered a quick kick to her opponent's ribs. Such a move earned a snarl from the Yautja female.
Again and again she tried to use brute strength, using her full power to take down Lex, but she was faster — her small size being used efficiently against her larger opponent. Lex continued to execute her hits and evades perfectly. The sight of her dodging, weaving, and landing her own blows when necessary fueled him with har'sati. He watched every move with pure focus.
Seeing her do so well was a massive turn on. He also connected the dots.
Lex was fighting Raj'ka because he had flirted with her. She was publicly saying that Scar was hers. Any who approached would have their honor tested in a fight against her. It was so obvious that he was pissed with himself that he hadn't noticed it in the first place. 
She wanted him and she was putting herself at risk to have him, even though Raj'ka had been just a piece in his grand plan to follow the mating manual. She was doing this the Yautja way.
The muse of his thoughts yelped when she failed to dodge a kick to the stomach. She fell hard to the mat, clutching her stomach. Raj'ka roared in a mock victory at finally knocking Lex down. She watched as Lex struggled to her feet, drawing in deep breathes before she launched a flurry of swift attacks that pushed her to the edge of the mat.
Lex couldn't fall. If she fell over the line she would lose.
His ooman seemed to remember this as she yelled a battle cry of her own, her feet digging into the mat as she threw herself against Raj'ka's front.
There was a brief bout of confusion on Raj'ka's face. Her moment of surprise was enough for Lex to make her next set of moves, something Scar himself hadn't taught her. The room filled with roars from the crowd as Lex brought her foot down upon Raj'ka's, moving on to bring her full weight into a jab of her elbow into Raj'ka's stomach. Quickly she followed it up with an elbow to her inner mouth, the move earning a pained snarl, and finished with a swift turn into a kick at the Yautja female's groin.
While Raj'ka reeled from the quick and effective attacks, the female circling around to stand on the edge, Lex brought her arm around to her front. She yelled in her struggle as she picked Raj'ka up off the mat on her back and tossed her onto the floor over her front.
Scar watched as Raj'ka landed just outside the mat, the large female sitting up with rage in her yellow eyes. She stood up to glare down at Lex who stood there panting and clutching her stomach, a pained expression on her face. The crowd quieted as Raj'ka glared at her opponent before stomping off.
The female Yautja didn't take her defeat well.
All around the mat the Yautja watching roared for Lex's victory. A small smile spread over her lips as males sidled up to talk with her, a few carefully patting her on the back. Seeing so many males surrounding her made him growl with possessiveness.
"Lex." Scar snarled, shoving the other males aside as he approached his woman.
"Scar." She hid her face when red blotches appeared on her cheeks.
He ignored the protests of the males around them as he swept her into his arms. The Yautja made a quick escape out of the room and down the halls, taking a lift to the level his quarters were on.
"Scar! I didn't break a rule by fighting her, did I? I hope not. I only wanted to prove myself." Lex continued to make apologies even as he was keying in his room code, barreling his way into his quarters and heading to his bedroom.
When he tossed her onto the bed she quickly crawled towards the other end, her eyes wide with confusion. He stood there struggling to not shred her clothing and rut her into the floor on all fours. His hormones raged within his body, his hands opening and closing as he reigned in his need.
"Are you okay? I only—"
He silenced her with a mighty roar that made her knit her eyebrows together in surprise. His mandibles flexed as he snapped his teeth together.
Quickly, he left the room and returned with the ooman mating manual, CosmoGIRL!, tossing it on the bed before her with a snarl.
"Your mating manual lies!" Lex picked up the magazine and thumbed through it, her face turning from pained to a variety of different ones so quickly he couldn't keep up. "The explicit instructions detailed within are c'jit. Your..." he waved his hand around trying to find the word, "wooing of mates is exhausting!"
She continued to flip through the magazine as he stood there growling, his arms crossing his chest.
"Scar...this is a magazine for kids...not a dating guide..." One of her small hands covered her mouth to hide her soft laughter, her dark eyes glancing up at him with mirth.
A what? He had never heard of such a thing!
He chittered in question as he came to sit beside her. His eyes followed hers as she pointed out the title and various pages, the bright colors and smiling faces blending together as he realized his stupidity.
"These are just stupid tips that are written for young girls who are just coming into wanting a boyfriend. Yes, some of the tips do work, but it's very rare." She swept a few braided locs of hair out of her face as she tossed the magazine aside.
"So...it is not a mating manual..." he felt himself deflate in relief.
Her braids swung back and forth with the shake of her head. "No, baby. It's not."
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Lex was over the moon, albeit amused. This whole time Scar had been following a kid's magazine in his attempt to woo her. The poor guy had thought it was the right thing to do by making her jealous and ignoring her on purpose.
He had wanted her this whole time but was trying to be respectful about the way humans mated, well, how he thought they did. Bemused, she watched his face fill with relief knowing what he knew now.
"I thought you didn't have an interest in me."
Scar scoffed, a raspy grunt, "I do. I could smell your want for me every time I touched you." A thick finger trailed down her thigh as he spoke.
"Really? You can smell that?"
Lex was mortified! She wanted to find the nearest closet and hide in there for the rest of her existence.
The large Yautja stroking her skin so gently chuckled, "Sei'i. I could smell your need and so could every male in the kehrite." He purred as he wrapped an arm around her waist and laid her on her back.
She winced, sucking in air through her teeth when his hand pressed a bit too hard against her bruising middle. He was quick to stop touching her and moved to withdraw his hand but she grabbed his wrist, stopping him.
"I'm fine. Really."
His tusks clicked together as he gently returned his touch, moving his large hand south. The sensation of his rough heated skin against hers felt like heaven. There had been too many times she had dreamed of his moment. Feeling his hands actually touch her so sensually and gently.
The fact hadn't passed her that she was in his quarters and sitting in his bed, the very bed where he slept nightly. His scent, a heady smoky smell, was everywhere.
It reminded her of cigars. The kind that smelled good when they had burned for long enough. This smell was him.
Scar.
"May I...touch you?" He cocked his head to the side, his tusks clicking together as he chittered in question.
Lex nodded, her breath catching in her throat, "Yes."
Scar purred softly in his chest as his hands roamed her body. She lied down and let him explore, the large alien moving to place himself before her with his knees planted on the bed beside her legs. He hovered over her, purring like a great cat, as he acquainted himself with her body, his hands not missing any part of her. They were everywhere and gentle.
When his hand found her cunt she shivered, her body heating up in anticipation. He paused his touching as she unconsciously rubbed herself against his wandering hand.
"S-sorry..."
Her next words trailed away when he pressed the heel of his palm against her lips through her underwear. She could feel the heat of his skin through the thin fabric. There was no doubt her arousal was flooding the room with whatever her scent smelled like to him. The thought turned her on even more.
Gently her hips rocked against his hand while he watched her growing arousal wet her panties. Chittering to himself, Scar ripped her underwear off her body.
"I wanted you when you fought the Queen Kiande Amedha with me. I wanted you when you kept pushing yourself to grow stronger." Scar moved his fingers up and down her vaginal lips, his rough skin rough against her most intimate area. His long black locs fell forward while he lowered himself to better observe her genitals as he slipped a finger between the lips to explore. "When I saw you climb the rock wall...with no gear to prevent your death...I wanted you."
That bit of information was news to her. It pierced the fog of the sexual tension boiling over between them. Even as she released a breathy moan when his rough flesh brushed against her clitoris, she still felt surprise.
"Y-you were watching?" Lex shivered, her words stuttering while he repeated what he had just discovered.
His yellow eyes were raptor focused between her legs, occasionally watching her reaction. A low purr rumbled in his chest when she spread her legs to give him better access, her legs hooking onto his thick muscular thighs. Against her soft flesh his felt rough and heated but she loved it. The contrast in their differences was always surprising.
Lex had never wanted a man so much in her life until now.
Scar nodded, "I was. Your skill is impressive." He rubbed his finger against her clitoris curiously.
Bolts of electric heat shot through her body with every stroke. His curiosity was making her body heated and prepare to be filled. Every touch fueled the fire in her loins, no doubt her scent assaulting him like a sledgehammer.
Through her heavy lidded eyes she watched as he fisted his cock with his free hand beneath his loincloth and his eyes blew out, his black irises huge while he scented the air with his twitching mandibles. Seeing him, the shining example of control, struggle to keep it turned her on even more.
"What...what is this?" He almost snarled, struggling to piece together the correct words.
"Clitoris. It—" Lex mewled, rubbing herself against his rough fingers, "it's a major erogenous zone. Helps get me wet for—ahhh...sex."
His eyes shot to meet hers, darkening considerably while Lex climaxed. She threw her head back on the mattress and whined through her release. That was enough for Scar to finally give in to the overwhelming urge to rut her.
The Yautja sat on his haunches and unbuckled the belt keeping his loincloth on. Lex watched him remove his brown loincloth to reveal his erect cock.
It was bigger than she had imagined and she knew it was going to hurt. He was bigger than any lover she ever had. His girth wasn't small nor was his cock how she pictured.
Scar's cock resembled a human's but with a more pointed head and a series of ridges and bumps along the underside of his entire length where he sported a pair of heavy bulging balls. They reminded her of tennis balls with how big they were. His cock was a creamy tan like most of his skin but with a band of that dark color that speckled his body running down the sides as it curved upwards. One of his hands wrapped around his meaty cock and stroked it a few times as he lowered himself to rub the head against her entrance.
In an effort to make it easier on the both of them, Lex spread her legs wider and hooked them around Scar's wide hips. His skin was rough and heated against her own but it only made the anticipation better.
"Hunny, we're going to have to take this slow. Humans...uhh...are smaller so I'm going to need a little extra time to accommodate you." Her hand trailed from his thick wrist and up his arm gently.
Scar lowered himself even more as he nodded, "You will stretch for me, Lex." One of his big hands roamed to cup one of her breasts, his thumb flicking lightly at her erect nipple. "Yautja mating is not like ooman mating. I will be gentle, mi'esui."
A soft hiss of breath left her lips when he inched himself slowly inside of her, the tip of his cock pushing past her entrance. Immediately her loins set on fire as he slowly inserted himself inch by agonizing inch. Her teeth snapped together while she fought to let her body relax so she could better let their bodies join.
She was not backing out of this because his cock was huge. Her determination to have him was what drove her to endure the burning pain.
There was so much of him!
Halfway there he paused, his claws digging into the mattress, the big alien groaning and panting. Scar leaned over her, his hot breath fanning across her skin as he tried to control his breathing. Short successive trills left his mouth while he held himself half buried inside of her. His long black locs fell across her chest and the bed on either side of her.
"You are so...tight." The last word coming out in a snarl when she accidentally tightened her muscles. He let out a high pitched whine as if he was in pain.
"I'm...sorry."
Scar snarled a series of words she didn't know and shook his head back and forth making his locs sway back and forth across her skin. His locs were a little warm against her already heated skin but the feeling of them sent shivers down her body.
Moaning low in her throat, she relaxed enough for him to start inserting himself deeper. Her body was a bit more accustomed to his girth but it didn't less the initial pain. Lex took hold of his dangling locs and yanked causing him to snarl and bury the remaining few inches of himself inside of her, his balls colliding with her ass.
"Fuuuck, Scar. You're so big. Stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey why don't you?" Groaned Lex as their bodies were finally together.
He chuckled in amusement, his voice strained as he held himself still. "At least I have...ruined...ooman males for you."
Lex scoffed.
"Baby, you've ruined them for me in more ways than one."
The right side of his mandibles lifted in a smirk as he slowly withdrew from within her, drawing a breathy long moan from Lex, and again when he reinserted himself back to the hilt. With each slow thrust, pain sliced through her less and less. For such a large being he expertly maintained a steady and slow pace building her up.
This was the moment Lex had only dreamed of. It was finally happening. Their bodies were one and while it was a painful start, she wouldn't take it back.
Every thrust from Scar allowed her to feel every delicious inch of his alien cock and the ridges on the underside. Their eyes met as they slowly grew comfortable with one another in this ancient dance. His yellow eyes, so alien yet beautiful, were darkened with emotions. Without speaking to one another their eyes said what couldn't be said as they lost themselves in each other.
Their pace was slow and delicious, allowing all of their feelings for each other to show in the joining of their bodies. Lex wrapped her arms around Scar's neck while he tongued her breasts with his lizard-like tongue. His ministrations helped to distract her from the feeling of being stuffed to the brim and the slight uncomfortable feeling it brought with it.
Her large alien held himself just above her body while their hips met again and again in that slow but gentle pace. Hotter and hotter her body grew the closer she reached her climax. She wanted to be filled with Scar as much as possible, for their bodies to be one like this again and again.
Lex reached her climax, squeezing his waist as she came undone.
Upon her tongue came his name in a breathy whine.
His real name.
"Shad'dhak'te..."
Scar hadn't been expecting it and allowed himself to reach his own climax. He thrusted through his climax, bringing her along with it, as he pumped her full of his seed, making sure her womb took every last drop.
"Alexa..." The Yautja whined, his mandibles flaring open as he completely drained himself inside of her.
Their panting filled the sudden silence of the room as they both basked in the afterglow of their orgasms. Scar nuzzled his forehead against Lex's when he started to softly purr, the sound calming. In turn, Lex peppered soft kisses between his eyes and on his forehead when he pulled away to meet her eyes. He tried to playfully growl, the sound making her giggle.
"You said my name..." Scar purred, his eyes shining with happiness.
"Did I say it right?"
She had tried for days to practice his name and get it right. In the one moment where she had said it, she hoped it had been right.
"Yes." He hissed as he pulled his cock free from her body, moving to lie on his side and promoting her to roll onto her own to face him. "It was right."
"Good."
At moment she felt even more joy. Saying his name right had been a personal goal and she had finally done it. This made the moment between them even more special than it had been. She could feel the butterflies in her stomach fluttering their wings as she readied herself to say the words that had been on her mind for the past few weeks.
Her hand found his on the bed and entwined their fingers. Never had the sight looked so right. His long fingers were longer than her entire hand, his claws a sharp contrast to her blunt clipped nails.
Lex hadn't thought that she would feel this way about the hunter from the pyramid.
When she had come to that dead end and found him standing there, she thought that that was the end. That she would die just like everyone else had.
But, here she was...more alive than she had ever been.
"I love you, Shad'dhak'te."
Scar hooked one of his legs around her and pushed her closer so he could nuzzle her forehead again. His tusks tickled her skin as he chittered, releasing a series of clicks and noises she hadn't heard before. There was always something new she was learning about him. She loved that.
"I love you, also, Alexa Woods." His warmth surrounded her as she laid her head against his chest, his rumbling purrs a comforting vibration. Curling against him, Lex sighed in content.
"Slumber, mate. When you have recovered some, I will show you how Yautja rut."
A soft snort left her nose.
Already she could feel his growing erection against her lower belly. Her alien lover was already ready for round two!
"Mmm, I can't wait."
Lex snuggled as close to him as she could and settled in for a short nap. She felt perfectly content lying next to Scar, her alien mate. Her life was complete and full knowing that her feelings had been mutual. Together her and Scar would make something new and unique.
Eventually, she drifted to sleep warm and loved in the safety of Scar's arms.
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juliebrost · 4 months
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robertmatola · 5 months
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Lex Tusk. Byli szefowie SKW odpowiadają na „raport cząstkowy”
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[comic review] aliens vs. predator (1989-91)
writer: randy stradley artists: phil norwood & karl story 
as the story goes, the first alien vs. predator comics were the result of a brainstorming session between writers and executives at dark horse comics. they were apparently initially discussing doing some sort of crossover with dc comics, and as we’ll see in part 2 of this review that would eventually end up happening. but during the meeting they apparently realized that they could get started with a pretty big crossover between two entities they already owned. it would be simpler to pull off, and more profitable for them if it worked out.
the first alien vs. predators stories appeared as in issues 34-36 of the dark horse presents anthology series in 1989. with the success of this trial balloon, dark horse would move on to give alien vs. predator its own 4-issue miniseries in 1990, with the previously anthologized short story collected as alien vs. predator #0. the last story considered part of this run was another short that appeared in the dark horse presents fifth anniversary special in 1991. collectively, the two short stories acted as a sort of prologue and epilogue to the miniseries.
the story here is understandably quite straightforward, but considering some of the media tie-in comics i’ve slogged through recently (robocop vs. terminator…) i was pleasantly surprised by just how well-executed the whole thing is. i’m on record as a paul w.s. anderson stan and an unironic fan of his avp movie in particular, but i gotta say i actually think the story in this comic makes a lot more sense and i’d love to see a movie somewhat closer to this. (i still want the paul w.s. anderson movie though. i’m greedy.)
i appreciate the setting being alien’s futuristic one rather than predator’s contemporary one. the mechanics of getting the xenomorphs and yautja to fight each other are pretty similar between this and the movie, with the yautja dropping some xenomorph eggs on a world to hunt them for sport. and machiko being adopted by broken tusk–the yautja she befriends–is also echoed in the movie with lex being adopted by scar.
so the broad strokes are similar, it’s mostly just the setting and details that are different. plus the comic was able to be a bit less restrained with huge clashes between multiple xenomorphs and yautja. i’m really glad this crossover is as good as it is, and it’s got me looking forward to further stories set in this continuity.
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lady-nightmare · 11 months
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Trybunał Konstytucyjny=Trybunał Kulinarny
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kiiirtiiiniii · 5 years
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I always thought they’d be pretty bouncy
The thrilling revenge:
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do you have any headcanons about how chloe and nadine first met? i'm pretty sure it wasn't their first at the pink lotus since nadine mentioned that it took her weeks to track down asav and they must've met in person at least once before the job to plan it all out
I'm really not sure. They talk later about why Nadine took the job and how Chloe found her but...is there some sort of dark web way to find a mercenary to help you get your old booty call's brother out of the clutches out of a submissive and peggable warmonger? Maybe they matched on hinge? I've seen weirder proposals on the awful Lex app, maybe Chloe wrote something on there and Nadine, bored as shit messaged her because on Lex you don't know what anybody looks like so she wouldn't have asked about the Drakes because apparently all these people gossip about who is fucking who and I haven't played the previous games and it's all hard to keep straight in my head
but you're right. Maybe the way they first met was a complete coincidence. Like they were both picking up Chinese food at the same restaurant and Chloe sees Nadine's name on the printed receipt on the bag and Nadine sees Chloe's and Chloe is like "well Nate told me all about how tough she is and I happen to need a one-woman army..." and Nadine is all "maybe he had good taste after all" but is about to leave and Chloe is like "Ahem. Uh, are you...interested in a job?"
Because Chloe Frazer would make it awkward but Nadine Ross would also turn, holding her delicious fried green beans and ma po tofu, and blink at her like "I don't think you know who you're dealing with"
and Chloe would be like "No, I've heard lots about you. See, there's a tusk made out of jewels and gold and it's the symbol of the Hoysala empire and if you're down for a fifty-fifty split, you could buy several swimming pools full of ma po tofu," and then she'd do that cute scrungle with her face and go "but no green beans. Green beans are gross."
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dasspaghettimonster · 3 years
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City Hunter, Machiko, Berserker, Scar and Wolf
K so, i don't really have a favourite, but that whip wolf had looked really cool and i like whips. Just whish that it would have been in a better movie, or even just a better lighted one.
My favourite take on female Yautja is, and will stay the Big Mama type. Have them BIGGER, STRONGER and Badass! like your girl Naki.
My favourite bad blood is probably the one with the nipple rings but no nipples from one of the comics, can't remember the name to save my life but that picture will forever be in my mind.
Cutest Pred? you really be putting me infront a very hard decision here
If we talk cute like in, adorable, i would say scar. His interactions with Lex, especially that one scene where he scares her with a xeno carcass and is amused like a little shit is just, very adorable.
If we talk cute as in 👀🥵 that be a tie for me between Wolf, Ahab, The Elder from AvP and Broken Tusk. I have a hard times deciding on things ok.
Ships well, Scarlex ofcourse its the movie that got me into the series and one of my earliest ships that made me realise i might be a monsterfucker.
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I’ve seem multiple instances in which people have said that Yautja would probably see having sex with humans as some kind of taboo. What do you think? Do you think that as time goes on and the galaxy becomes more interconnected ( like a Star Wars level society with all species interacting with one another) mating with other races would be more acceptable? Do you think interspecies relationships would become commonplace or ever be seen as okay, period?
So it's okay to literally inject worthy humans into their culture like Machiko,but its not okay to let them develop relationships with their species? Sounds like bs lmao
They inject themselves with human dna,do you think fucking a human would have any impact left?
More like Machiko didn't have a yautja partner because 1) the one that actually liked her died
And 2) Yautjas are hard to deal with,socially speaking.
I dont think there's no "OOoOoOoo TabBboOo", but more like self centered yautja that still see humans as trash like Shorty kept looking down at Machiko because she was human even though she was better than him, and that's it.
Do I gotta bring Scar and Lex into the picture?
DO I GOTTA GET MY BIG GUNS?
Scar was absolutely into Lex,with hours of being in her company
Scar and Lex were based on Machiko and Broken Tusk.
They're proof that relationships can exist between yautjas and humans,romantic or not.
Same for the emissaries,had they been in the movie,two elder yautja scientists on earth to help us with stuff? I still wonder WHY they cut them from the movie,honestly.
I think they we're all alive and we all feel stuff.
Alien or not,a Yautja might develop feelings for a human friend,just as they might say screw all my kind and take them on.
Just as they might not like humans and think them lesser than their kind.
It all depends on them, there is no way to say "Yes they would all fuck a human" or "No, they all hate us".
And yea I think the whole 'species co existing' thing is already happening but of course we won't see any of that so soon as they barely even grasped the Yautja homeworld,let alone planets and trade spots in which they stop to restock,be somewhat social and whatnot.
I just reblogged a similar ask so it's down below if you think this is kinda short,feel free to pop any more asks!
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