#like can we be fr for a second.

[sneakyboymerlin]

Actual monarchists in the Gwaine tag. Scary

#tw classism #posts written by Leon #Gaius would write this about Uther lmao #Uther would write this about himself #like can we be fr for a second. #this is what i mean when i say that ppl think Arthur is entitled to Gwaine’s loyalty just cause he’s king #Gwaine is loyal to a servant above a king. it’s a deliberate theme and message on classism #some of you are too engrossed in fandom brainrot positions to even begin to comprehend the themes of any media you interact with #edit: plus his loyalty to Arthur is DESPITE his authority as king. like are you STUPID ON PURPOSE ?!?!?!? #bbc merlin #fandom critical

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

#the copious amounts of smut i’ve seen with this man and the fangs is crazy #y’all need to tone it DOWN wheres the fluff omg?? #there’s like so many smut x reader fics clogging the miguel o’hara tag and people can express their creative liberties or whatever but it’s #getting CRAZY #like why is almost nobody talking about his character and writing an analysis on him #AND WHY ARE SO MANY FICS WRITING HIM TO BE SOME FERAL AND MEAN BEAST #firstly it’s feels racist to write a brown latino man that way. #second it feels fetishiz-y with how people only sexualize the fuck outta him and talk about nothing else when it comes to him #to add onto that people are drawing him with a MUZZLE on #at first all this didn’t really register in my head as bad but after seeing so much i see it 😭 #also some spanish speakers have said people are using incorrect spanish when writing dialogue for him and thats kinda funny #don’t use google translate please 💀 #miguel o’ hara #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #i also saw someone say miguel would not be a good partner or something and i just know you didn’t pay attention #and i wont go into why because its spoilers but we have seen him be soft and happy with someone he cares about it’s just trauma that has #made him mean and depressed #he was obviously projecting onto miles in the movie when he acted like that let’s be fr #why am i writing a novel down here idk i just wanted to talk about it a little #i love the smut (trust me) but pleaaseee don’t start being fetishize-y

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Shout out to Just Dance 2024 for giving my beloved Hades a cameo in the Zero to Hero dance

#his shadow literally appears for 5 seconds and that’s it #that’s the only reference to Hades in the dance lmao #and yknow what? I love that #because they could’ve just not put him in there and kept it all about Herc and the muses #but nah they were like ‘yeah let’s put Hades in there too because this year’s just the year for Hades content’ lmao #fr though we’ve gotten SO MUCH new Hades content this year and I’m so thankful for it #hopefully we’ll get even more next year!! #also now I want a Just Dance song featuring Hades #freaking make him dance to My Town or something 😭💀🤣 #also can we appreciate the fact that they even put this bop in just dance 2024?? like yes!! this song is so good!! #it deserves a spot on the just dance song roster!! #and yes if you haven’t noticed by now #I am one of those self shippers that will look for their f/o in EVERY INSTANCE of media and obsess over it 🤣 #just dance #just dance 2024 #disney #hercules #hercules 1997 #hades #disney’s hercules #disney hades #hades disney #hades hercules

[nagararitsu]

goddamn I knew it was going to happen but why r the 0 reading comprehension booktok “dark romance” girlies who have a collective 2 brain cells giving coryo the same treatment as the darkling like. they’re literal genocidal maniacs they r absolutely not a victim. just say you hate women and go u don’t need to be so loud and proud abt your internalized misogyny

#like they r both so obviously evil and horrid the fuck u mean they’re the victim #r we even consuming the same media like can u be fr for one second #anti darkling #coriolanus snow #bosas #tgt #gv #anti booktok

[milimeters-morales]

i think that even if Miles gets a residual psychic ability bc of his mental link with The Spot, where he can see when really bad things happen and get some idea on how to stop it, nobody would be surprised or particularly affected by it? Bc being some level of psychic isn’t anything new for them. Sure, his friends will comfort him when he gets one that triggers him but it’s not like they’re running around not knowing what to do, it’s a normal Tuesday. I was picturing Pavitr specifically because i’m using his comic power origins since the movie didn’t say anything, and Miles tells him about his visions, to which Pavitr just moves on like he didn’t say anything. It probably goes like this:

Miles: sometimes i get visions of the future

Pavitr: cool look are you gonna feed these strays with me or not

#psychic miles and doomed pavitr can be so personal to me if i was insane enough #pavitr who’s entire life is just an hourglass the second that old man saw him: no time for certain doom. we must feed the masses #but seriously live fast die young is pavitr’s motto and he doesn’t even realize this fr fr . whatever though not like i’m too knowledgeable #to actually dive into that shit ^_^ #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman india #spider man india #m&m posts

[ectonurites]

SUPER DARK TIMES (2017) DIR. KEVIN PHILLIPS

#super dark times #zach taylor #allison bannister #sam edits #if you listen closely you can hear the sound of both mine and Allison's hearts breaking! <3 #ok but fr: i know this is gifs. so no sound. but the WAY he DELIVERS the 'you've got a bump on your head' line makes me NUTS #it's so soft. it's so fond. it's... it's a punch in the fucking gut. he likes her *so much* but he *can't let himself have this nice #thing with her* because he's *being eaten alive by guilt he can't accept & won't let himself be happy because of it* and SHE DOESN'T KNOW! #like the thing. the thing is. when you watch SDT you're along the ride with Zach and his POV of everything. despite the obvious paranoia #& guilt warping his perspective/influencing his behavior—we can see where that's all coming from. we understand the motivations #behind the actions he takes. but ALLISON? Allison has no fucking clue what's going on! from Allison's perspective... Zach is this guy she's #known for a while (like they make a point of *telling us* in one of the earliest scenes that Zach feels weird talking about her in the #detached way they may talk abt other people in their grade they barely know—because it's *different* since he and Josh *actually know her* #plus in the script [and it STILL COUNTS TO ME because she *starts* saying the line but just gets cut off by Dennis] Allison brings #up Zach & Josh having had a silly handshake since 7th grade ['oh god that used to make me pee!' <- girl why would u say that to him] #so it's like... these are kids who've known each other for years!) and he's got this obvious fucking crush on her (the hallway scene where #he is. blatantly staring and she catches him for a second) and the moment she decides to actually start pursuing him because SHE'S #got a crush on HIM too... he starts pulling away and acting erratic and sending her the most mixed signals in the fucking world. #and sheee THINKSSS ITS HERRR FAULT!!!!!!!! like. listen. this scene i giffed above? this is what she's fucking talking about later #when she jokes about not wanting to 'scare him off again'. like sure she says it like a joke but... uhm. i simply think there's #a certain amount of truth to it too—because he DID leave the party visibly freaked out! and i think it'd be perfectly believable for her #to think that it was at least partially HER pushing too hard that was causing him to withdraw/pull away from her. plus she blatantly says #she thinks she's the reason Josh & Zach are fighting. like. this poor girl is on the outskirts of a tragedy she'll probably NEVER know the #details of but she's seeing firsthand the impact it's having on Zach and... blaming herself... that's so fucking heartbreaking

[autistic-katara]

genuine question how do u stop someone from offing themself?

#suicide cw #fr tho im genuinely scared that asp soon im going to wake up to the news that he’s killed himself nd i need to prevent that #bro if ur reading this (not saying ur name but if u know me irl and use he/him assume ur him u probably are) srsly i love u(/p) ur situatio #sucks and i would kill for u please whatever u do just try nd live until u can escape from her #we can rent a house when we’re adults together or something #u can cut her out of ur life u can transition u can find a therapist who won’t be like that u can get through it #i can’t if u die tho #idk if this is cringe or not but it’s 3am and i’m 2 seconds away from my 2nd mental breakdown of the night so yk #don’t kys pls :( #ryan shut the fuck up

[gameofthronedd]

I hate hate hate the idea that you can't like or find a character interesting if they're not completely morally good or reflective of modern-day values. And even worse, liking or being intrigued by a "bad" character must mean that you agree with their morals and everything they've ever said or done.

#game of thrones #house of the dragon #hotd #anti hotd fandom #hotd thoughts #hotd meta #it's so annoying fr #when the fandom learns nuance and critical thinking i will be at peace 🙏🏻 #also also let people like who they like can we not act like children for 5 seconds #it's as if certain ppl only obsess over 1 or 2 characters & disregard & reduce every other character to npcs #antagonists can & should have depth & arguably they should be sympathetic to a degree #they should definitely be interesting because otherwise what's the point in them 😐 #idk it's just weird that ppl bash others so viciously for liking other characters & act like it makes them a bad person 🥱🤨 #team green #hotd discourse

[cinna-bunnie]

I've been hanging out with my manager so much lately !! i usually only talk to her virtually once a week, i am so energized.. i love her 😩

#every time we work together it's basically just hanging out n being productive at the same time #and we click v well :3 i feel like we have gotten closer!! she gave me some pointers bc I'm doing my first annual review in a few days #which I'm Very New to bc this is my first time being a manager fr 👉🏾👈🏾 wanna make sure i do it right bc my associate is v v appreciated #always idk she fills me with energy and even just talking to her virtually i feel like i can take on the world so i am living rn fe #fr #☝🏾😌 and I'm going back tomorrow. sometimes things being chaotically busy is good #we r setting up a new office together on short notice and it's gone surprisingly well so far considering it's the #first time I've ever brought a new building up (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) things r looking v good and we're almost done. #but in the meantime it's mostly just us in the office and it's nice to spend time together 😇 i can never get enough of her #😹 when she's at my office in my city she'll be like oh sorry I'll try to wrap up quick‚ so i can have my desk back n stuff #and I'll be like oh no ur good there's no rush 0: i always love ur company. I'll just work right here (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) #*pulls up a second chair or sits on the floor* #she's a real peach ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠ #also she bought me lunch and i got us coffee today.. girl she brought me chicken satay !! 🤤 #I'm still p set.. more time for antics before needing to eat.. thank u sm (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

[decomposingpoet]

"unlock your confidence with our new foundation 🥰🥰" are you even hearing yourself

#they put self love behind a fucking paywall #the way ppl use make up is so dystopian like girl you do not need to censor your face to exist can we all just be fr for a second

[vivi-scera]

hey what's up! i wanted to drop in and say ur mellonear fanfic was AMAZING. easily one of the best works in the tag 💕. please please tell me ur going to write more for them. i just can't get over the amount of detail you put into it... if u don't mind talking about it... i just want to know how ur mind works pretty please 🤲

who— can you guys pls come off anon i'm begging and crying!!!

anyway THANKS SO MUCH. here i was bitching and moaning to my friends that that piece didn't turn out as well as i would've liked. can think of 2 or 3 fics off the top of my head that i love way more. but i'm so glad you liked it <333

and sad to say i am, in fact, not writing more for them <\3 i feel like i've said everything i can say about them? i mean they have like 10 lines total together how much more could i possibly extrapolate sdkjflhsf. i'm not a huge au writer tbh i pretty much only like working within canon. but you'll be happy to know i do plan on writing another death note fic (an au one though, surprisingly). just not for meronia. not telling which pairing but. near is in it trust. obvi it'll have meronia subtext.

and thank you thank you for the compliment about the details even though >.< i thought i didn't put in nearly enough. literally read that semi-canon side story in its entirety and only put in 2 things from it. and one of the things i straight up plagiarized <3 but we're gonna say i just referenced it.

i think i mostly just wanted to focus on how like childish yet mysterious they were. imagine you're kira, a functional god, and these 2 kids are running around without your knowledge trying to thwart you. you don't know what they look like, what they know about you, what they are to each other, what their names are, etc. etc. (they also represent the two halves of your would-be lover but we're not gonna go there). at the end of the day, they don't even care that much about YOU, a god (because they already had their own and well. you killed him)!! i guess i wanted to further emphasize that the stakes (for catching/stopping kira), for near & mello, weren't that high. at least,, not as high as beating each other (SO romantic). it was as if it were, as i referenced, just a game to them!! but a game sort of rigged against them, favoring the wammy industrial complex ofc. (the house always wins wink wink). but also,, it's all very tragic in the sense that they really have no other way to look at things. just child soldier things yknow.

idk there was some insane untapped story-telling potential there in the canon. the set-up sort of gave near & mello their own godhood statuses and stripped kira of his own. if i were to rewrite part 2 of death note i'd either keep it all strictly in light's pov or keep it all strictly in theirs. it did a disservice to the story/characters, imo, by attempting to keep the same dynamic/pov going from part 1. i'm not gonna lie and say the 2nd part was as good as the 1st sorryyy. because they were somewhat misutilized i never even considered the (incestuous) implications until someone ;) started posting about them ofc. then i thought about how much their dynamic reflected my personal favorite pairing of all time (knowers know) so i kind of took some preconceived notions and applied them. actually i was originally writing fic for afore-not-mentioned pairing and i'm pretty sure i just used lines from that to get started lmao.

anyway that's all i got atm. if i think of more i wanna talk about i'll write more <3 thx again for the ask!! feel free to ask more ofc ;3

#meronia #nearmello #based on allat i bet you can guess which pairing it is. and no it's not lawlight 🙄 sdkjflshf. don't get me wrong i like it! but what hasn't #been said about them? also not sure i could make their dynamic incestuous that's kind of my thing here. i'm good but not that good LMAO #oh also another thing about the title. i wanted to do a play on “playing house” and incest. there was a line in there #dunno if it worked tho #“they have like 10 lines total together how much more could i say” sdkjf as if i'm not waxing poetic about k*rokura every second of the day #they met ONCE back in 2001 and had even fewer lines together #also if we are going to be so fr rn one of the actual big reasons i didn't ship them before was because i thought near was 12 💀 #was SO shocked when i saw alex's art for the first time i was like. wow they are so bold for that #i sort of started shipping it before i even looked up their ages skdjfsf but legally no i didn't 😐 #vivi.asks

[doctorqueensanatomy]

yknow my fave fanon from ofmd about series two isn't Lucius hiding in the walls (although it is fucking hilarious) or Stede finding the red silk despite the odds its that Rory Kinnear will come back and play either a 3rd badminton brother or Chauncey/Nigel's wife and children like that shit is fucking hilarious

#litterally i can so vividly hear rory kinnear as nigels kid saying mama. what has happened to papa. #and then him as nigels wife saying. im sorry my sweetcheeks sugar plum darling child. he is dead. and the child just stares 😭 #ofmd fandom #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #nigel badminton #chauncey badminton #lucius hiding in the walls is a very close second too like that shit has me howling every time we just assume its fr #rory kinnear

[mikkouille]

I know it makes sense cuz duh, twitter's in the name, but boysplanet-twitter really is the place where taste dies

#🧍yall cmon.... #and theyre so Shady for WHAT. girlies will side eye an imaginary lad for supporting a Dozen while having one in their pfp‼️ #makes me spite vote for their most hated contestants fr #'u guys r voting for x UNDESERVING guy when MY one should have UR vote he DESERVES IT' well fuck you lol im voting daeul again‼️‼️ #'we HAVE to make this final lineup GOOD' we have to make it suck itd be funnier #lets all vote for the shit guys tje look on mnet's face will be priceless #then its my fault for even going to twitter but i didnt chose to see boy planet content there the alg just puts it under my eyes cyz #i made the mistake of joining ppl who were once bitching abt the girls who r so vocal about how chiu n my klorbo are alledged lookalikes #not theyre NAWT lmao‼️ #coming in like 'i agree they dont look alike' setting myself up to seeing the WORST takes ever formulated later #anyway daeul sweep #also its very clear that despite whzt their self righteous words say in opposing themselves against the 'ur just voting for visual' #they r HELLA basing their standard on it too #cuz like im a junhyeoner but he did NOT do well on the K vs G stage lmao #'their stage was ok' it was NAWT n i can say in unbiased words cuz half the team there is my top9s fjdjsjsjsjdjdj #i was gritting my teeths bro 'haha its not. so. so bad haha' < with tears in my eyes #but theyre collectively good looking aint they 🤨 weird‼️ #just like how they'll last five seconds hating on jay before calling him ugly lmao u guys are TRANSPARENT #they can hate on him all tbey want doesnt change that he's The vocalist of the season oh well

[devilfruitdyke]

suits with skirts are the saddest article of clothing im sorry. you will be a pretty boy for the 14 hours of this high school debate tournament

#oh fuck i didnt ever talk about the second day of debate #i was there ig #1 w 1 l did not break and got to go home 🧘‍♀️ #the win was a guy who proposed the green new deal and i have fox news parents so i was like and how much will that cost 🤨🤨 #decently trustworthy source said it would cost the average household 74000 dollars #so either they put the plan in slowly and my impact is more urgent or they put it in fast and everyone goes into debt #i dont really believe that but idc #cross examination fr operates on fae rules #dont give them yr name do not tell them 'yes' theyll say you agreed with them #ALSO HI if i have lincolndouglasheads in the audience find the philosopher who came up with yr values and quote them #its THAT fucking easy and yr opponent can get yr ass if you dont #i was like 'and i would like to say the affirmative case agrees on my value and criterion' because we had the same one #'but he has yet failed to state the specific school of utilitarianism or give a definition' #bc the judge said he fw philosophy #its probably.gonna be classical whateverthefuck invented by a dude named john

[verved]

When my cat enters bastard mode and starts attacking people, the best way I've found to dissolve the tension is to just. Baby mode her in a blanket.

I just wrap her in a blanket and set her on the bed and she'll sit there thrashing her tail and growling for a minute until she realizes she's being ignored and then will have to spend another minute or so trying to disentangle herself from the blanket, and by the time she's done that she forgot that she was angy bc her little kitty head cannot hold more than one thought at a time.

It's only then that I will give her attention and either play with her or give her snuggles and pets. I don't want to reinforce her scratching and attacking people with attention, either positive or negative, and ignoring her entirely doesn't do anything bc she will just continue to attack until she gets her way. Closing a door results in her crying and feeling abandoned, but by distracting her with Blanket Puzzle, she just forgets about her original frustrations entirely.

Since I've started doing this her bastard mode episodes have fallen to almost none, and now she will ask for attention more politely by yelling at me or bringing me her toys physically.

#I do try and play w her when i can #but she gets bored of literally EVERY toy after 30 seconds #i've tried everything #she used to not get bored for at least 5 mins but idk she just like me fr has crossed eyes and 0 attention span #and its not possible to take her for walks anymore #maybe someday if we move and have like even just a little scruffy patch of grass in the back #but we don't atm #so now most of the attention she gets is via snuggles #lineko.txt