#like she goes missing or something

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F- #oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap. #and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue. #Literally cannot compute. #and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji' #Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-! #Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao. #i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami' #damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

[loki-ioki]

"I will help you get your memories back. To feel something again"

#this is a separate Voleeta AU than my normal one. If you dig far enough in my art tag you can see my rambles about him being Cynthia #but basically the real Cynthia goes missing/dies (she is his twin still) and in centuries long dissociative haze #ends up taking her place but obviously he was not mentally present for any of that so she has no idea how she ended up in this position and #doesn't know what to do. She doesn't remember who she used to be but can FEEL that something isn't right. #anywho. she ends up meeting Geeta and helping her find terapagos like the other (main) au but Geeta promises to help her uncover her #identity (or move on/start over if that's what she ends up wanting) #loki's art #pokemon #pokemon platinum #pokemon scarlet and violet #champion cynthia #pokemon cynthia #Volo #pokemon wielder volo #chairwoman geeta #champion geeta #Voleeta #IdealWishesShipping

[bellamyblakru]

idk why but the trope where character a changes the routine or something in the daily life of character b and character b complains and gets annoyed at the new addition and then suddenly one day character a gets genuinely upset and stops doing said thing which then makes character b all ☹️wheres the thing i miss the thing but has to pretend they want it back and is only doing it for character a’s sake when we all see its just them being in love or whatever is something i fucking LOVE to see?? every time???

#this is so specific and yet #do u know how many times ive seen this and every time i love it??? #its like someone who hates change but is willing to change for someone. their happiness overpowers they uncomfortable feelings and it #suddenly feels as though they have lost something so precious so beautifully character a that they need it back. #girl how many shows do this lets see: #merlin #with merlin’s chatting and smiling and arthur missing it and being audibly upset when its gone #semantic error #when my red man stops fucking with him and he just goes :(((( #30 but 17 #with everything she does esp with the plant and the home itself and going to work ugh #destined with you #which im currently watching now and up to episode 7 but these bitches are both whipped withojt realizing it #there are 1000 other examples of this and i love every rendition #okay thanks for coming to my ted talk at 5am bye #their uncomfortable * english what is it #tropes

[romajuliettesupremacy]

roma and alisa were the sibling duo we needed

#THEYRE SO SIBLINGS #obviously i’m loving this book i’m actually goign insane #i keep having to remind myself to like not read all of it at once becuase i know i’ll become soooo manic when i finish it #hyperfixation goes brrrrrrrrr #is this a spoiler? #i’m so sorry if it is #REAL SPOILER #her not wanting to cry in front of him so she hit him or poked him or something #THATS SO FUNNY #and where he said he was going to kick her out if she gave him attitude #i missed them so much #these violent delights #our violent ends #roma montagov #alisa montagova #foul lady fortune #secret shanghai #foul heart huntsman

[wayward-sherlock]

thinking abt how someone’s gonna die next season but all of the characters have such complex relationships with each other that no matter what it’s going to hurt real fucking bad.

#steve dies : dustin and robin and nancy fucking lose it #max dies : lucas is a shell of himself. el has no strong female friends in her life anymore. steve loses a sister. erica loses her brother. #dustin dies : og party is gone. steve loses his little brother. robin gets left with whatever steve still has after grieving #will dies : not even going there. he’s not dying. #el dies : she’s not dying. she’s not #mike dies : where do i even start. where do i even start. nancy thinks she’s not good enough to keep anyone important to her alive. - #- jonathan loses pieces of nancy and will. will loses…he loses a huge fucking part of himself. el loses her first love and a friend. lucas.. #nancy. jonathan. lucas. robin. erica. even argyle. #any of them die and everyone else is gonna go insane with grief. #plus the grief of losing something that defined their early years? that shit’s hard #feeling like they lost their entire childhood to this realm of monsters but missing it when it’s gone because they don’t know how to live - #- normal lives anymore. how do they move on? how do they continue in a world that’s indifferent and ignorant to their sacrifice? #sigh. #stranger things #st5 #wayli goes insane #wayli’s feeling sad today. sorry guys. #🫧🪴 #🚲

[ihatebnha]

I feel like bakugo LOVES messing with his eldest daughter because she reminds him of you when she gets worked up. Like maybe he's cleaning his car and she comes out to give him some cold lemonade bc it's hot outside and as she returns to the house he sprays her with the hose 😒 their antics together are very adorable

GODDDD i'm gonna eat my fist over this. My Entire Fist. In my mouth. I can barely type.

I just........... he's probably been doing it since she was little too, cuz she's always reminded him of you. No matter how much people talk about her being his carbon copy, the way she pouts, stares, and yells at him is alllllll you.

And he never does or has ever done anything big or torturous, just like... poke at her and then pretend it wasn't him, or steal carrots off her plate when she's distracted at dinner... but the way she'll glare makes him sooooo soft inside (in his own bakugo way, ofc).

When she was smaller, joking with her was kinda fun because he’d always get to hold her and make things all better again… but now that she’s a teenager it’s probably not as easy to make her laugh or smile again after getting her favorite PJ pants all dirty with muddy, hose water.

Still, for every little fight they get in (that’s mostly just her snapping at him while he admires how strong she’s gotten and how much she’s grown to look like you)… he still always makes it up to her with bowls of fruit in warm afternoons or big scoops of ice cream delivered straight to her room after dinner.

Adorable is so right!!! They just love each other so much, is all😭😭😭

#bakugo #I m not crying I just got sand in my eyes #20 lbs of sand #so much sand #people always talk about mean daughter shy son bakugo #but what about quiet snippy daughter #inherited his awkwardness but also his attitude #she’s so quiet but is constantly walking around with the face of a cat that just smelled something bad #you’re like ‘go bring ur dad his lunch in the garage ‘ and she’s not even upset but she’s giving it to him w this face 😐 #ITS SO FUNNY #bakugo is kinda 😢 bc when she was little she was so giggly and cute #and she still is but all grown up now and he’s misses the younger years #u have to comfort him about it every night LOOOL #it always gets made up for when he sees her spar like a beast tho #her little sisters and brother so in aw and bakugo just YELLING pride #and yeah they bicker #he sprays water at him and she puts a chili in his #lemonade next time #he steals a brocolli and she drinks half his special protein shake #goes back and forth #like inside jokes #wow I think more sand got in my eye #fave #fave fave fave tbh #ask #anon #caitie things #kids tw #dadkugo

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

my mil : “so how is kaitlyn? is she sending thank you cards to everyone? it’s the LEAST she could do since they weren’t even invited to the wedding.”

we had ELEVEN GUESTS!!!! my own twin brother wasn’t even able to make it!!!! i’m not sending a thank you card to some random ass woman that you went to high school with, has no idea who i am, AND didn’t send ME a card or anything!!!!!

#like??? am i missing something??? #in what world am i supposed to send THANK YOU cards to someone i don’t know / didn’t invite / didn’t receive a card or gift from???? #like obviously i’ll send them to my ACTUAL GUESTS and those who gave us a gift / card / even well wishes!!!!! #but why would i do that for someone who doesn’t know my name / knows nothing about my partner / i’m not even sure exists #also why can’t HE do it!!!! #these are friends / family members of HIS mother!!!!! #idk i’ve been bitch eating crackers with this woman lately #less than 24 hours after we got married she goes ‘so are you having kids?’ and we were like aha NO. #and she goes ‘well that’s something you’re supposed to talk about BEFORE the wedding. 😢’ #WE DID??????? #we as in MY HUSBAND AND I????? #and then i told her that she has a grandson already (my cat) and she got mad lol #okay rant over #she just makes me want to pull a bob in the crawl space episode #personal

[botseeksbot]

#images that are for me and lucy #i need the women to be more relevant . i need my woman back and not written out like shit . #thoughts -> #i think she should straight up just be osi still/again (maybe temporarily quit for a bit) #assigned during s4 bc fuck hatred #she wants the boys to have a more normal life -> D is drawn to that -> thats what begins the divide between the boys not whatever s7 was #<- not to say they wouldnt get along during then its just when they start being less together #and i think that would allow more stuff w H + R especially seeing how much H values TV + his dad's approval in general #god theres just so much lacking w H + R in general like their dynamic is so tossed aside its just jokes and uncaring #like the hospital talk in s7 could have been something but it wasnt . i just really like H's relationship w his dad #theres just so much potential w it thats not there #B should have the same rivalry he had s SgtH except better this time and not just for one ep #i think they should be at each others throats whenever they see each other bc they have such different expectations from the boys #and the family in general #very much tries to be a mother figure to the boys which H rejects (like how he started w SgtH) and D has complicated feelings abt it #i think she goes back and forth abt hating R because she hates that their clones but is happy theyre alive but hates that theyre trapped #in the life they have and wants to try to make it more normal #but they would start going on adventures again (which freaks B out) because god damn . i miss their adventures #which ik isnt 'normal' but i think she would also have a different view on 'normal' being osi #basically i need my woman back . bring her back . for me #i think her being around would also push the want for finding their 'real' mom more than like . the reasoning in the movie or whatever #actually im gonna toot my own horn . her presence would just make things work better irt family dynamic stuff #vs whatever the hell happened in s4 and s7 . #anyway . bring her back . im about to rewrite so much stuff for the ladies but god damn she is my woman #<- already did NF . now its her time #my art #okay good bye i wrote a novel

[seithr]

Randomly remembered the half-reason i call my oc-verse by the name it has while laying in bed. One-half of the reason i still knew, but I had forgotten what had truly, really cemented it jointly until now

(it was a song from my favourite band I haven't listened to in a while.)

(the song fit so well at the time, still does, that i needed to hold onto it for the main protagonists forever, by partially naming their story in reference.)

Does this explanation make any sense? Does anyone know why I'm tearing up remembering this. Aahh

#(I'm emotional because I've been feeling bad about it all lately. enjoying things I make I mean—art or ocs or frivilous things.) #(So remembering that song and when it came out. That I couldn't see them in person. But i held onto it my own way. As something I loved) #(Something I still do love a lot... Parts of me saying no—you don't hate it. No. I'll help you remember more. I'm a little misty about it.) #The song is just The Killers - Run For Cover. I couldn't see them in person all those years ago—family went without me. #All my new oc rework with Zin and Hunter and Caia were like a year old or so. #It's a little silly. But the character Zin's derived from was a lightning mage so I stuck to it—I like monhun's zinogre for what its worth #So there's recurring theme and imagery. Thunder's not lightning but the sound and the feeling after the flash the flame and strike. #There's that meaningful thought—the story is the aftermath of a big tragedy. It matches what I like in monsters and other chars. #And at that time—my favourite band I missed out on puts out a really good song I download everywhere and it goes like: #He motioned me to the sky/ I heard heaven and thunder cry/ Run for cover/ Run while you can baby don't look back/ You gotta run for cover #And it goes on of course. The rest of the song's still really good. There's more that fits but point is; More evocative imagery. #So there. Why my bundle of OCs—Zinadia Hunter and Caia's story—is called Thunder 20XX. minus the 20XX. That's tongue-in-cheek #About some day I'll manage to make something tangeable or broadly shareable with them. I guarentee this century! #Thunder... oh my darling Thunder. Eight years man. More than that if I really want to count pre-rework INTO the complete original work. but #I like that it's definably 8. I like that I remembered I've always loved them a lot. Always been my thing to lean on even by name... #I need to get to sleep. Ive gotten a little more emotional over one song than I'd rather regularly be. Give it a listen maybe? Goodnight #Armour clanking #I need an oc tag #What have you gathered to report to your progenitors?🎶Are your excuses any better than your senator's🎶He held a conference #and his wife was standing by his side🎶He did her dirty but no-one died🎶 #I saw Sonny Liston on the street last-night black-fisted and strong singing🎶Redemption song🎶 #He motioned me to the sky🎶I heard heaven and thunder cry🎶RUN FOR COVER #What are you waiting for—a kiss or an apology?🎶You think by now you'd have an A in toxicology🎶 #It's hard to pack the car when all you do is shame us🎶Even harder when the dirtbag's famous🎶 #I saw my mother on the street last night all pretty and strong singin🎶The road is long🎶 #I said 'Mama I know you tried!'🎶But she fell on her knees and cried🎶RUN FOR COVER #Just run for cover - you've got nothin left to lose...

[lesbiangiratina]

Johnny has 2 extra voice lines for testament besides the intros… “family is great, looks like you’ve figured that out by now, huh?” and uhhhh. “Fashionista.” Idk what theyre used for exactly im just looking in the files rn. And yeahhhh testament has nothing for him. This is so weird its gotta be like a VA scheduling problem or something…….. ?

#would be interesting to poke around in the text files to see if theres anything for them. i dont know how to do that though. #also yeah no tess in his arcade mode i heard it kind of sucks actually. may stuff #maybe there’s an ending where she… calms down…? i dont know. it would be nice if they did something like that. #also btw the line about family is in the files twice for some reason. idk if he says it in 2 different contexts or if someone fucked up lol #i assume if its used in 2 contexts the same file could be used tho so. idk SHRUG #it jusy got me excited cuz i saw he had 5 voice lines for them… 2 are the same… 😔… 4 is still nice #idk man i miss testament. i was mostly excited for johnny because i assumed i would get some testament crumbs. is that mean. my bad. #johnny’s voice lines for them are nice enough i guess ;-; the family thing is super sweet. thats my crumb……… #the kat goes meow #gg

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

uk tour cast of peter pan goes wrong!

some fun familiar faces!

#i believe jack stacy has been in tptgw #possibly as an understudy? but i’m not certain #i feel like i remember him being max #ciara morris was annie in tptgw (so it’s interesting that she’s playing sandra in this one) #jean-luke worrell was warren in tcaabr (and possibly in something else? not sure) #jamie birkett was in groan ups i think??? #gareth tempest was an understudy in tcaabr and then took over as mitch in the second cast #and he was also in good luck studio #rosemarie akwafo was an understudy in tptgw (and was one of the earliest tessa’s i think!) #possibly more im missing idk. if anyone know any more lmk. #already probably added too many tags for actual ones to show up. but i’ll try anyway. #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #peter pan goes wrong

[hurt-you]

honestly crawl backwards out of heaven feels like a REALLY djenty texas in july song

#i see a lot of folks online saying this is gonna be. like. the scorpion hymn of this album. and it seems an easy comparison but that’s just #soooooo not where my mind went #scorpion hymn is an ode to meshuggah. crawl backwards has this almost kublai khan-goes-ambient-prog almost hxc sensibility #but i love jt so much and i LOVE seeing him try new things vocally he never misses. jesse outro was something. idrk what to think there #erra #metalcore #she speaks

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s intake of breath/slight straightening of posture when Janeway says she spoke to his family before she left....................................................I can’t speak

#yes this is important enough to merit its own post <- favortism #Janeway & Tuvok are so <3 #you know that fanfiction trope where Kirk is like 'Spock please - we're in private. No need with this Captain stuff' ? #they are the COMPLETE opposite HEHEHE #Janeway (to her friend of twenty years): Hello Mr. Tuvok. / Tuvok: Hello Captain v_v <- just got done telling an ensign that HE knows the #captain would not appreciate being referred to as 'ma'am' #Janeway & Tuvok: what if 'you're right as usual' could be our always?? <- something's wrong with them #AAAAAAAAA 'they're worried about you' (Vulcans do not worry) 'they...miss you.' (...as I do them.) #Then Janeway immediately rising with her wide eyes and promising to get him back to them like she's making a blood oath AAAAA #H E ALREADY MISSED THEM. HE ALREADY MISSED THEM AND THE Y ALREADY MISSED HIM. #Tuvok is the 'I lived bitch' meme twiceover but specifically to T'Pel #Tuvok's goes undercover with the Maquis - The Maquis ship is lost - Voyager is lost - Voyager is found but thousands of light years away - #AND YET HE MAKES IT BACK TO HER IN THE END #NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN!!!! I'LL CRAWL HOME TO HER!!!!!! #Anyway Janeway and Tuvok would make a blood oath to each other about anything they are so dramatic and duty bound #O H MYGFUCKING GOD IS THAT NEELIX~!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! #HI NEELIX~!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 HIII!!! #Janeway (to some guy she found in a dumpster): My Name Is Captain Kathryn Janeway Of The Federation Starship V- #Also I love Neelix trying to act like 'oh there's just ONE thing really you could get me to make me cooperate...' #when the one thing is LITERALLY water...GIRL....!!!! HE 'S DYING!!! #me seeing the scene where Tuvok meets Neelix: WOOW just like leolaroot's moth to the flame music video!! #Tuvok's speech pattern my beloved <3 #'I aSsure you that everything in thisrom HAS a specific fuuunctiooon.' #B'Elanna: (so scared she's literally shaking) Sorry I'm just freaking out bc I'm Klingon #BABY. GIRL. NO. YOU ARE /NOT/. #how she pronounces her name changes...here she says BAY-lanna instead of BUH-lanna #livetweeting

[revedetendresse]

favorite outfit & hair of ANDREA PARKER as MISS PARKER in THE PRETENDER (1996 - 2001)

#The Pretender #thepretenderedit #Miss Parker #Andrea Parker #eloedits #It's my fav MP outfit ever #Like she has so many beautiful outfits in the show #S3 is my fav when it comes to her clothes and hair it's chef kiss #But there's something special about this one for me #The color of the shirt that goes so well with her eyes the black skirt with the heels plus the earrings and her hair like that #The scene with Angelo warms my heart every time #When she ruffles his hair before leaving #She always treats him like a friend which they still are tbh when there's no one around #The shirt changes colors from gif to gif because of the lighting which forced me to tweak the coloring for each gif #I wish there was a HD version of the show but there isn't so I have to work with the dvdrip version

[heavencasteel420]

I blame Cold Case for making me associate "Leather and Lace" by Stevie Nicks and Don Henley with horrible 1980s teen violence. It's a nice song really!

#there was a planned scene in my tommy hagan-centric fic #where he's had a fight with carol in spring of 1985 #and he goes to a party without her #and he overhears a super-vulnerable conversation between nancy and jonathan #and his first instinct is to think something nasty because he dislikes them #but then he's like...you know what...i don't actually have anything against them...i just miss carol #and then he annoys carol by singing 'leather and lace' underneath her window #lovers forever...face to face...my city your mountain...stay with me stay #and she's like whatEVer i missed you too #probably gonna have to use another song now

[ethereance]

Au where post canon Allura gets sent back in time to s1. Or so she thinks at first. But because she has no body in her own reality, her quintessence latches onto the closest alternative the second she can return to the universe. The differences are subtle. But as time progresses they grow more apparent. Her ‘future’ knowledge isn’t quite so handy after all.

#Rambling into the Ether #Coran thinks Allura is taking everything well. Considering they just lost their home. It’s an older wound for her. Painful. #But one she has grown with #It’s nostalgic seeing everyone like this. She realises how much they’ve all grown over their journey. Even her. #She remembers being a little discouraged and not best impressed by them as paladins. How long ago now. #She doesn’t pilot blue anymore. Lance does. She misses Blue. And she misses him. #Mere quintants ago she’d kissed him goodbye. Told him she loves him. And now it’s like it never even happened. #does she tell everyone this? or keep it to herself? I imagine Coran will be the first to know #but like. how does one go about revealing they’re possessing an alternate version of themselves. what happened to this reality’s Allura #? #is she able to talk to her in dreams? talk in her mindscape? #I know I sorta started writing something like this. #Except she keeps on getting thrown through different realities every time she goes to sleep. #It’s about finding the right one. Finding home. #vld #voltron #Princess Allura #s8 #time travel #reality travel #allurance