I said I wasn’t gonna do this but here I am anyway here’s my live reactions to Vikings Valhalla Season 2 obviously spoilers ahead
Olaf what the FUCK that’s your baby brother
MAGNUS BABYYYYYYY WE GET TO SEE BABY MAGGIE
I love Freydis so much
Leif and Harald striking off together 😩
Hm Godwin blinding someone already. won’t be the last time
I’m about to simp for Yaroslav
LEIF SAVES HARALDS DUMBASS LIFE GOD HE CARES ABOUT HIM
THEYRE GOING TO CONSTANTINOPLE AYYY
If Olaf and Aelfgifu fuck I’m gonna throw my laptop out the window
Olaf stop being WEIRD you did not just compare yourself to a dog and try to make it sexy
Where the fuck are Alfie and Eddie
Is Harthacnut born yet
Godwin crusty as usual I hate him
Is Harald smoking literal crack why is he constantly like this
Well. Apparently Leif is the one smoking shit
Oh god his ass is gonna fall off the roof
Hi my names Leif I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
Hmm. Not a fan of slave boat guy
Are they fucking racist in uppsala 2.0
Are they doing the Viking heritage thing please stop 💀
Why is everyone here being awful all of a sudden
Who is this blind dude
Godwin suck a fat dick for me why don’t you
Fucking burn his ass Freydis
Did Aelfwynn have a thing with that guy??????? Why she upset?
Nvm that’s her brother oof
Is Gytha Godwin’s future wife
Leif’s two brain cells smoking rn
All aboard the bitchboat
Harald if you don’t shut the fuck up
Is there someone stowed away? Oh. The slaves. Hm :/
“I’m reinventing myself”
“Yes, I see. As what.?”
Yaroslav is Harald’s new dad
“WHAT COULD GO WRONG” YAROSLAV IS SO PERFECT
Emma that is such a lesbian moment
I throw up in my mouth everytime godwin sucks that girls face
I refuse to believe no animals messed with those bones out in the god damn woods
Emma went from hot to scary in .2seconds
Aelfwynn girl you’re too good for that fuckass
EMMA THE STONE COLD BITCH FUCK YES
I love Kurya I wanna kiss him
I love everyone on this ship except that fuckwad slaver
EW OLAF FUCKED
that took like .2 days
VITOMIR
I’m glad the fucking slaver died
I wanna fuck Kurya even more
If anything happens to baby Harald I’m killing everyone and then myself
Leif needs to stop chasing girls who are gonna die
Olaf who are you so insane
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PECHENEG TITTY BARBS
IF KURYA DIES IM RIOTING
KURYAAA
brb gonna fucking cry he was so cute
Is this the fucking pope come to visit
Olaf stop being so manipulative omfg
MARIAM
TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR ME FUCKJKKK
EUGH GODWINS WEDDING
I want a medieval wedding
“I have great expectations of your children” fuck me in the shit balls fuck….
SHE GAVE HIM HER LITTLE HOUSE NOOOO
Emma gave her the fucking dead dude ring didn’t she
IS GODWIN GOING TO GET FUCKING TOPPED LMAAAAAOOOOOO
I really wanna see Godwin get pegged
Like I hate him but maybe it would fucking loosen him up a bit
Harald if you would stop being a whore for two seconds
Yoooooo Freydis “and are all these men baptized?” I got fucking chills
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE SKEWERED HIM
Svein is such a literal infant
The crucifix imagery is *chefs kiss* god and he does become a martyr fuckkk
ROMYS HERE THE BYZANTINES ARE HERE
Short king
Not the Justinian fit
WHAT?!!! HIS EMPRESS?!!!
ROMANOS ISN’T EVEN THE EMPEROR BY BLOOD
WHERE THE FUCK IS ZOE
WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS MY BYZANTINE MELODRAMA WHERE IS MY QUEEN
WILL WE FUCKING GET JOHN
LEIF HARALD SHOULDER TOUCH ON THE WAY TO COCKSTANTINOPLE
I CANT WAIT TO SEE BYZANTIUM
I need season 3 yesterday 8 episode seasons is nowhere near enough bruh 😭
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from the very beginning i found it hard to believe that a 29yo STRAIGHT WOMAN wouldn’t be on birth control. even before these articles came out, it reeked of baby trapping. i know it’s a private thing and we only know so much, but i put a lot of the blame on the woman rather than on al. of course, they have no business being together with that large age gap, but she also has no business using a kid to secure the bag. just so damn selfish!
And speaking of that, I just saw an article on this again and… I’M EVEN MORE CONFUSED?!?
Did they not confirm the end of their relationship and just faded out or what?? 😭 Are they / were they even together?! What about now?! 💀 WHAT’S GOING ON LMAAAAAOOOOOO 😭😭😭
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