#lmao poor Alex

[katiemcgrathisdaddyaf]

so I personally needed a compilation of the Kara “I can be subtle” Danvers moments from @supergirlpolls and I made this

#i spent all morning looking for these specific episodes #like I can find gifsets easy but finding the specific ep?? that was harder than I thought #I was skipping through eps looking for specific outfits lmao #anyway. i hope you enjoy my poor video editing skills. i learned how to use imovie today #supercorp #danvers sisters #supergirl #kara danvers #lena luthor #alex danvers #melissa benoist #katie mcgrath #chyler leigh #i made my gf watch these and she was like ‘she’s so stupid’ and I was like ‘Lena or Kara’ and she was like ‘both’ #and that’s true #i love two idiots #don’t mind me rambling to the void

[zerotosixty]

Alex Albon and Logan Sargeant with their new “friend” (x)

+ Bonus: Alex with a spider

#f1 #alex albon #logan sargeant #formula 1 #williams racing #2023 #*s #*gifs #poor alex lmao

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

this outfit 🔥🔥

#i don't know what it is about that torn shirt #maybe it's because it looks like miles mauled him backstage 😌 #but also the black skinny jeans and the white sneakers >>>> #his legs are so hnnggn #i'm jealous #and the hint of TUMMY 😩 #also loving the fluffy hair and the uncomfortable smile lmao #poor baby #he did good #alex turner #eycte era #tlsp #arctic monkeys #my gifs

[smoshmonker]

shayne and amanda “surviving” FNAF 4

#smosh #smosh games #amanda lehan canto #shayne topp #plus bonus courtney and bonus spencer/alex! #I love them lmao poor shayne is so done with it #my post

[mllkymash]

POV: prettiest girl you've ever seen has a emotional breakdown in front of you and then suddenly asks you to dance with her

#i posted a WIP of this in the discord server about a year ago and then did nothing LMAO #i abandoned this drawing but this is still funny and i wanted to post it #poor alex #cathy really put him on the spot like that #criminal case #grimsborough #alex turner #cathex #criminal case game #criminal case fanart

[reineyday]

alex is so real for not realizing he was bi despite the amount of times he was clearly checking out and appreciating other men. it really do be like that.

#rwrb #rwrb spoilers #rei rambles #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue spoilers #alex claremont diaz #bi tag #it's totally not gay if we both say it's not gay! okay but luna is *objectively* hot everyone says so. #ive been strangely drawn to the tern mag photo of henry throughout my formative years but like. totally in an envy sort of way. #same vibe as that time my cousin said she had a 'girl crush' on amber from fx and i was like 'oh so it IS normal #like. no rei. no it's not. #i feel like a lot of bi awakenings hapoen after hs cuz it's so easy to acknowledge ur straight crushes & explain away ur not-straight ones #but i love how it makes liam make perfect sense lol #alex is like 'liam used to be my best friend but we havent talked in a year' and ur like ??? drama??? #turns out he's an ex-not-ex and alex was an extremely dumb boy about what they were doing lmao #poor liam man. unrequited crush on his best friend who thought it was totally straight to canoodle. smh. 😔😔 #im glad he has a boyfriend now

[thedeafprophet]

Tell us more about Alex and Mr Fires 🫣

Oh, you know how it is

I have so much to say about these two i wouldnt even know where to start ajdjfjgjghjhkjk. anyone who's around me for long knows these two are my Main Blorbos:tm:

The basic rundown is Alex and Fires have a situationship of 'whatever that is'. They are primarily enemies to begin with, Fires being well, Fires, and Alex has the silverer thief who aligns with unionist, hatred was bound to be there.

Fires specifically became Alex's enemy during the Light Fingers ambition, of which his grudge became personal, and Fires became aware of existence specifically. Following that the two had many interactions, Alex being grating and trying to foil all of Fires' plans, Fires becoming more and more frustrated with this thief it once believed it could use as a pawn.

What follows varies on the timeline, but in the main one basically Alex and Fires end up in a situation where theyre forced to work together, and what is mainly antagonism and tension... perhaps has a moducule of respect and affection there.

what follows is a domino effect of spiral.

Alex hates that he has affection towards Fires, of all the eviless and vile beings, capable of so much violence towards others. it has hurt people, has hurt alex's friends, has cause undue angst towards him. yet it is somehow soft with him. it seems to care. (Alex is also very heavily on the aro/ace spectrum, and combined with a history of a very trying childhood, leaves him very confused with how to engage within a relationship. not even counting what goes on during LFs)

Fires begrudges that it cares about a human, but is swiftly more accepting of its affections for Alex. It is due set to protect every part of its hoard. It believes it can have both its city and its person, that it can plan and scheme and eventually it will solve every equation on the board. (It is arogant, and this will be it undoing)

in summary: bat and cat

If perchance you are interested in any fic about it, my dear friend @house-of-mirrors wrote the original fic with them first geting together, 'I Can't Stop It When There's Chemicals Keeping Us Together' which is still such a delight. The whole series theyve written is a delight [which i named after some some song lyrics: Like A Moth To Light, (Like A Beast To Bait)]

I have a couple fics on my own ao3 page, a fluffy hanukkah fic and a bit of angst after the horticulture (hell) event!

this is already so long ajdkfkgfkgkhkh i could talk about these two for ages they are so beloved. to me.

#i love everyone who engages with me about alex and fires lmao #if theres anythin specific you want to ask feel free. this is just a basic rundown #agh. these two #also fires is inspired by a malayan flying fox :] #Alex is my poor little meow meow oc #uh yea okay thanks for asking ajdkkfkkgkgh #alex and fires #asks

[gali-in-distress]

As a native Spanish speaker is so funny to me that Nicholas Galitzine speaks Spanish more fluently than Taylor Zakhar Pérez. I mean, whatever, I can understand Taylor not being super fluent in Spanish, it happens. But like... How did Nicholas end up not only being pretty fluent but also having such a distinct Spain Spanish accent??? How did that happen???

I tried searching Taylor speaking Spanish and I got more results for Nicholas instead 💀

I just find it so funny

#also most results for taylor were of him singing and first of all that's cheating! is not the same as speaking! #and most importantly I've seen that scene of him from the kissing booth #that Spanish is... flawed at best lol #i cringed so bad watching the scene in rwrb with Alex and miguel talking #because juan castano speaks perfect Spanish but Taylor's was so awkward omg why do they do this to these actors #only thing he said fluently was buenas noches cabrón #poor guy i mean the way they just box these actors based in their looks and last names #just let him do an american without having to be a López Peña Díaz etc or at least don't make him say anything in Spanish what's the point #btw no hate i definitely can understand why it's just so funny to me #also why the hell does nick Spanish with a Spanish accent lmao i guess it makes sense bc he's european but wtf is so distinct #i was not expecting it at all #this has been on my mind for months btw I'm normal about languages and accents #if you have any clips of taylor speaking spanish just let me know #genuinely thought it would be hot but all i find is songs

[plaid-castiel]

I’m screaming they dressed Tek Knight up in Castiel cosplay

#gen v #also lmao poor alex #jessicoded

[currentlyonstandbi]

I am nothing in my soul if not obsessive.

#yeah thats right we now return to our regular broadcast of angst posting about this film after a brief interruption of textpost memes #did not realise there's only a 10 photo limit to each post lmao i've never hit it before until now #so i had to go back and turn the 3 sets of individuals images into 1 image to i could fit them all #fun times for me #🤡🤡🤡 #anyway i finished the secret history just over a week or so ago and even though i've moved on to the song of achilles now it still haunts me #like minds #murderous intent #like minds (2006) #nigel colbie #alex forbes #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #nigel colbie x alex forbes #the secret history #donna tartt #i think whatever inspired this post is diagnosable in the dsm-v #sorry if this makes absolutely 0 sense i think reading the book provides a lot of the context for it #putting all the scenes together really had me realising how many times nigel traumatised poor alex over the course of the film #and the colbie house incident isn't even here. no wonder he's evil by the end of it

[waitineedaname]

the fun thing about getting into an academic niche is that when you're doing research, the same names start popping up like recurring characters

#me spotting raymond hickey referenced in yet another linguistics article: YOU AGAIN #i thought he just did irish english but now im seeing him referenced wrt german #i also keep running into lakoff (mostly to contradict her. poor lady) #and brown and levinson #the other day i was doing research and found people referencing my own advisor's dissertation lmao hi alex

[squarebracketsmileyface]

I both love and hate the way Sorry it's locked has just completely taken over my brain. I think about it fucking constantly. On the plus side tho, I found another song that reminds me of it: dogbird by Madds Buckley.

Like, I heard it and went, oh this is Jay thinking about himself and Tim, but then like, I thought about it more and it's actually more like Alex's point of view on himself and his relationship with Jay. It's so evil. I love it.

Like, damnit I wanna do a whole thing on each lyric and how it relates to Jaylex hang on 💀 this is probably gonna end up too long.

It has, in fact, ended up pretty long. Also warning for mentions of sex and kink etc, nothing graphic, but just in case you don't know what Sorry It's Locked is

Alex being the dog and Jay being the bird just makes sense honestly. Like, especially from Alex's pov, Jay is fragile, but also free (from the self hatred that is eating Alex alive) like a bird and Alex is scared of breaking him, even though he also knows just how much Jay can actually take. He knows Jay's tough as nails, but he also sort of sees him as fragile, not because he is, but because Alex wants to be able to protect and care for him properly. But Alex is a dog, he has sharp teeth and claws and everything he tries to do just ends up with Jay getting hurt (usually emotionally, because both of them enjoy the physical stuff) so his self hatred gets worse and he hurts Jay more.

Then the events of Marble Hornets happen and Alex can turn it around because now hurting Jay is the right thing to do, because it'll drive Jay away and stop him from dragging himself into this mess, which means Alex won't have to kill him to save him.

Okay, anyway, lyrics:

Like, with this bit it's Alex talking about how scared he is, because in Sorry It's Locked he's fucking terrified of EVERYTHING. He's scared of the operator, he's scared of losing Jay, he's scared of keeping Jay, he's scared of everything, so he lashes out, digs his claws in to try and drive Jay away, because that'll keep Jay safe from the operator, if he stops investigating etc.

Also "I cry when something shakes the walls" to me is very much Alex being all alone dealing with all the shit from the operator, not knowing when it'll show up again etc. So any noise in his house that he's not expecting is terrifying to him.

[Chorus]

This can go for Alex precanon or during Sorry It's Locked, honestly.

He feels guilty for how he treats Jay, even though he knows they both enjoy the rougher, more kinky sex, but he also has always made sure that they never got too genuinely close and intimate (like kissing or cuddling properly, or Jay staying the night, or them fucking in a bed etc) because it scared Alex that he liked Jay like that, that he wanted to be gentle with him. (Internalised homophobia precanon, and then fear for Jay's safety from the Operator during)

He knew that if Jay stayed the night he'd be quiet and gentle and kind to Alex, and Alex didn't know how he'd ever cope with that. So he just made sure he'd never have to cope with that.

Now during Sorry It's Locked Alex wishes that Jay had never met him because he knows how much he's hurt Jay emotionally. He wants Jay to hurt him back but he knows Jay never will, either because Jay's too much of a nice person (eh) or because he's too scared of Alex, especially given everything he kind of now knows Alex has done.

Alex wishes Jay would leave of his own accord, but he knows Jay never will. He has to drive him away, and the only way he can think to do that is to hurt him so bad that Jay will hate him. Hence the kisses and then Alex lashing out in the kitchen and saying he was pretending it was Amy. (I hate him. I want to give him therapy.)

More stuff about precanon Sorry It's Locked Jaylex in this one, specifically Alex and his internalised homophobia and fear of coming out to anyone or letting anyone know he and Jay were anything to each other. He'd want to say he wasn't ashamed, but nah he definitely was, not ashamed of liking Jay, or not only that. He was also ashamed of the fact that he didn't stand up to anyone when they made jabs or digs towards him or Jay. Also, homophobic family, because he just seems like the type, and it's my fic so I can say that he had a homophobic family.

BUT, because of said family, Alex knows that his own self hatred will hurt Jay too, so he's apologising to Jay for the fact that he's still unable to sort his shit out, so he's still on the leash and choking on his own homophobia and self hatred and he's trying not to let it get onto Jay, but he can't really. He feels like there's nothing he can do except hurt jay. It's just his nature. His breed. And Alex is scared to try and step outside that. Hence him leaping at the chance to be with Amy.

(Tho he DID love her, a lot, a lot a lot and at the time he didn't even realise he was at least partly so eager to date her as an excuse to get away from his feelings for Jay, he figured that out later on and actually talked to Amy about it. Because I swear to god Alex got at least one healthy relationship in this damn fic. He deserves it, and Amy's perfect for it)

Anyway, Alex was scared to try and push past his own self hatred, even though he kind of knew (and definitely knows now) that not doing so will just leave Jay even more hurt and "crushed at his side"

Then it's the chorus again, with the same meanings as before.

The whole thing with habits and instincts? The bell ringing and mouth watering? Alex feels like he's been trained to hurt Jay, like no matter what he does he can't help but hurt Jay even though that's the last thing he wants to do. Then the Operator shows up and Alex has no choice, he HAS to hurt Jay to keep him safe, just like he had to hurt and kill so many other people to save them. He wants Jay to hate him. He wants Jay to be afraid of him, anything that'll stop Jay coming back and dragging himself into all the shit that's happening.

But then Jay isn't scared, or he IS, but he's not scared enough, and he's definitely not scared enough of Alex. And Alex can't decide whether he's glad about that or not. Because on the one hand he NEEDS jay to be scared of him, but emotionally he doesn't WANT jay to be scared of him because he likes him and he really wants them to work their shit out, but the time's wrong and it's not safe for Jay to stay.

He feels bad for how he has to treat Jay to try and scare him off, then feels hideously guilty for it afterwards because god what a monster he must be to treat someone he loves like that. Then he feels all sorry for himself and then feels bad for feeling sorry for himself lmao.

Wishing that little songbird was still mine, basically what happens with Alex after chapter two is him losing his shit over the fact that Jay's gone again, and Alex feeling like absolute dogshit because they went full circle. They fell apart in uni, didn't see each other for ages, saw each other again, picked up where they left off, fucked everything up, and now Alex has lost Jay for good. Because this time he HAS to make sure Jay doesn't come back because it's genuinely soooooooooo unsafe because of the Operator and if Jay comes back Alex will have no choice but to kill him. (He blocks Jay's number etc so that Jay can't contact him and try to arrange a time they can meet up again etc)

ALSO "my love is sick"??? Also very Alex feeling like there's something wrong with how he loves, because in the end he's hurt and/or killed everyone he's loved. Like, damn this poor man would have SO many issues if he survived, maybe I'm gonna be doing him a favour by killing him in the fic I have planned for around entry 80-85 💀

This shit's so messy and it probably makes no sense but I don't care I needed to get it out of my head, and it was gone midnight when I wrote this lmao

#marble hornets #jay merrick #alex kralie #jaylex #marble hornets fanfic #song lyrics #theyre so fucking tragic #i love these two stupid moron fanfic characters far too much they make me cry and i want to fight them and make them both hot chocolate #like. god i dont know how to explain how much this fic has infested my brain #it hurts my heart. i want them to be okay but im the one writing this shit and i know they just wont be #i have so much pain planned for these poor little guys and i hate me for it lmao. its gonna be so great. #i can fit so much angst in this fic #(series of fics... shhhhh dont tell anyone. its totally just gonna be one fic. i totally dont have 3 other fics planned for this universe) #MH sorry its locked

[frc-ambaradan]

Minhopete: That's right! And no one knows he's here yet, thanks to me! Minhopete: I skillfully tricked the rat into sneaking off! Tutanblot: Ah! Brilliant idea!

Tutanblot: Who suggested it to you?

Il Principe delle Sabbie (2023)

#lmao! #poor pete! #so underestimated! xD #pete pegleg #phantom blot #alex bertani #francesco vacca #giuseppe facciotto #period piece #ptolemaic kingdom #topolino magazine #disney gang #disney mice #italian disney comics #from this week topolino

[yourtrustyvault13canteen]

worst arcade headcanons (not mine!!):

he is not a doctor (he is literally a doctor he literally tells you this several times directly and indirectly and he literally goes back to practising medicine in one of his endings)

he is sooo sweet and nice just a little baby (he has been forbidden from dealing with patients in the Old Mormon Fort due to his fuck awful bedside banner; probably not unrelated, his cute icebreaker joke is making fun of ‘junkies’)

BUT ALSO he is sooo mean and harsh and unfeeling (he doesn’t like to say ‘stupid’/etc. in front of someone with a learning disability; he’s sympathetic to you wanting revenge on benny though he finds it distasteful to say the least; he will hear you out in pretty much any circumstance, including if you say you have a ~reason~ for murdering his colleague, albeit angrily)

he would fight boone in the l38 (they are two ncr citizens who are critical of the mojave campaign or at least in boone’s case how exactly the sausage is made; arcade literally expresses sympathy towards the perpetrators of the bitter springs massacre)

BUT ALSO he is as anti-legion as boone (it’s true arcade is the only other companion with a firm stance against them, but he won’t attack them unless they attack you, he won’t take a perfect chance to kill caesar, and he flat out tells you he’s ‘sure caesar meant well’)

#arcade gannon #fnv #arcade #yes it's incredible how people are being so wrong about him in such opposite directions sometimes lmao. poor arcade #you want MY arcade headcanons? smoker. pisces. never known insomnia since the exhausting night they fled navarro - until meeting the courier #loves and dreads his fairly frequent visits to his aunt in novac because if a gay man has wandered through recently it's matchmaking time #his mom was a classics nerd and named him (and taught him latin as a child) #they were very close until she died in the boneyard and he moved out to the mojave (and the other remnants) #broke off a serious relationship with alex richards when he realised he'd either have to tell him about the enclave or lie #(this is why dr. richards enlisted! heartbreak! and the real reason arcade is still single... also heartbroken...) #because of the above and a childhood of fear he'd only recently managed to move past he has massive intimacy issues #his closest non-enclave friend is julie and she's like... his boss. very busy woman. you can't imagine they hang out loads. #(but at least he has somebody... before he meets the courier and their friends! :D) #i love arcade sooooo much pls pls pls pls pls stop saying he's not a doctor you are hurting his feelings. he studied so hard

[neishroom]

Can you explain your legacy background? I'm a lost a little bit. I love your content!!!

take a seat cus this is gonna be pretty long... :[

rocky pacheco is my original founder, shes originally from evergreen harbor and moved to henford-on-bagley to study plants and become a farmer. she met her current wife, harvey and they adopted 3 kids, alex, zion and augustus. during my gameplay of gen2 I wanted zion to be my heir but I didn't want to play through university again so I made alex my heir so thats probably why it got confusing.

the family is pretty blended as well I think that part is a bit confusing. rocky is african american and harvey is southeast asian ( they fostered 3 kids of different backgrounds then adopted them cus I feel like that's the most lesbian thing to do LMFAO). alex is latina, I head canon her as mexican, zion is african american and augustus is white. alex married her now ex-husband, ben and he's Italian LOL. so cleo and leo are mexican-italian. so that's also why family events can sometimes look blended esp since my main focus/family are yt!

also ty for sticking around loll for my legacy <33

#yes alex is latina and i did a poor job at showcasing it cause she was not originally my heir #ALSO she got adopted as a child so factor that in #sorry for the confusion LMAO but yeah my founders r lesbos who adopted kids from everywhere #hope this helps #asks #answered #*pacheco extras

[thedeafprophet]

@velvetlinedbox okay here is aesthetic board i made ajdkdfkfglglhj

Its geniuenly so long ago i dont remember toooooo much about it

If i recall (without going through a rereading all my old messages) still love potion stuff going on in this fantasy universe because thats. Very fun for me

and Alex is a vampire hunter that gets in way over his head :) :) :) . its verty adjancent to light fingers except not because the plot is unrelated ajfkfkkghkj. but still with a recurring situation of enemies encouter before the love potion thing

and uhhhhh then later on a very intense situation with kidanpping anddddd that comes to a very close miss of Forced Vampire Turning there's more stuff i remember but um im too embaressed to post it

#but yea uh #kidnapping involved being woken in the night and Ed Standing There #a twist on thing that happens later in LFs with Ed and dreams. youve read the wiki yea #there's a LOT of consent issues in this one #like it comes with the territory i know but let me be clear on that lmao #oc talk #vampire au #blood cw #no matter the timeline vampire hunter alex is dealin with blond vampires lmao #oc: alex #poor edward #i used to ship them more back in 2021 fun fact