#mace just SOMETHING

[abluehappyface]

There are times where I think my mum just doesn't care about my safety the way she should, but it's not like I can do shit about it

#if I told my grandmother the things i tell my mum she would care #she would do something #meanwhile my mum makes light of the situation #or BLAMES the situation on me #she says she's take care of it #but never does #it's always been like this #'we need to go out driving so you can learn' #*never does* #'i need to teach you how to make dinner' #*barely does* #'ill talk to V about it when I see her' #you said yourself that V barely leaves the house #how are you doing to talk to her when you see her WHEN YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING SEE HER #DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS!? #IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE!!! #IF I END UP TRAUMATIZED OR DEAD I'M BLAMING YOU #i want to learn self defense #i want to have knifes #mace just SOMETHING #but no #she'll say i don't need those things #so I remain defenseless for now #abluehappyface

[jedi-enthusiast]

Vague Obi-Wan lore from Bloodshed, Crimson Clover shitpost:

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Obi-Wan, eyes glowing, in an empty room: *talking in some ancient language no one can understand*

Some Random Jedi: ...is that not...concerning?

Qui-Gon: Last night I caught him floating on the ceiling and chanting ritualistically. When I asked what he was doing he told me that Master Katri was teaching him an old Je'daii mantra...so I consider this an improvement.

Some Random Jedi: ...isn't she dead?

Qui-Gon: Yes, which is why I will not be asking again.

BONUS:

Dooku, who literally just wants to eat and go to bed: *walks into his Temple quarters*

Obi-Wan:

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Dooku, backing out the door: Nope...nope...not tonight...I'll room with Qui-Gon...just...hell no...

The real reason he was so ready to stab Obi-Wan in AotC

#the concept of baby Obi-Wan being the anti-christ as a child is hilarious to me #literally the only one who isn't off put by this is Yoda #everyone else is like “I love this boy but I'm now afraid of walking into dark rooms alone” #Mace: “I swear Qui-Gon had something to do with this” #Mace: “Obi-Wan was not an eldritch horror when I found him” #Qui-Gon: “I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME” #Qui-Gon: “HES JUST LIKE THAT” #ao3 fanfic #codywan fanfic #codywan #fanfic #star wars #the clone wars #pro jedi #sw prequels #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #qui gon jinn #yoda #count dooku #jedi enthusiast's fanfics

[thehollowprince]

One of the things I don't think enough people appreciate about Mace Windu was that he was essentially the leader of the Jedi Order. There's this weird misconception that Yoda, as Grandmaster, was the one in charge and that Mace was his right-hand-man or second-in-command, when in reality it was the other way around.

The title of Grandmaster was a title given to the oldest and wisest of the Order. Yoda is most definitely wise and powerful, but the title was given to him on account of his age and status within the order, whereas Mace was elected to lead the governing body of the Order as a whole.

To put it in more understanding terms, Yoda was the Head of State whereas Mace was the Head of Government. Yoda was the monarch, and Mace was the Prime Minister.

#just something i think about #on this blog we love and stan mace windu #who did nothing wrong #ever #but also #this is not an attack on yoda #i love that little backwards talking gremlin #mace windu #yoda #pro jedi #star wars

[shadow0-1]

Mace and the bad bitch he pulled by being annoying

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #CoD MWIII #MWIII #blender renders #Kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #CoD Mace #mace #macegaz #gazmace #just something quick ksjdgb #spreading propaganda #'see we make a good team :3'

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Anakin*13years old*: how the hell you spell “show-fur?”

Obi wan: C-h-a-u-f-f-e-u-r 

Quinlan *bitter cuz he’s been trying to look like the cool uncle*: ooo fancy pants Master Obi-rich Kenobi over here! Fuck you!

Quinlan *to Anakin and Aalya*: next thing you know he’s gonna be giving us the definition…Master spelling bee ass

Obi wan: I’m about to do something so very unjedi-like

#Anakin just wanted help spelling something for his homework #aalya and Anakin then get a demonstration of why Obi-wan was almost kicked out of the order #they also don’t know if it’s flirting or an actual beat down #quin-lan gets his ass handed to him #mace walks in to the fight and wonders why the council gave them children #he then proceeded to walk away #it’s not his problem at the moment #it will be his problem in an hour though cuz Obi wan and Quin-lan caused 300 credits worth of damage #there is a reason why obiwan and quinlan aren’t allowed to be within 2 planets of eachother now #obi wan kenobi #quinlan vos #star wars prequels #star wars #anakin skywalker #Aalya secura #disaster lineage

[solenstelluna]

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IT'S @heropartnerweek THIS WEEK so take this attempt at what Mace and Suzy's shinies would look like for Day 1! I didn't really wanna spend too much time on it cause I'd start worrying about being perfect with it, so it just turned out alright!

#HOPEFULLY I CAN BE CREATIVE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY COME UP WITH SOMETHING FOR EVERY DAY THIS WEEK #THAT and not be too tired to actually finish them #to tell you all the truth the lexxi and rickety post was actually supposed to be for tomorrow #at least the idea of it was #I liked it enough to do it and post it early though which means I need to come up with something else TOMORROW AUGH #but whatever I have faith in myself this week I will DO MY BEST! #as for these shinies I really didn't want to just color Mace and Suzy their “regular” colors with their regular clothing and call it a day #I thought it would be fun to mess with their clothing pallettes too so that's what this is! #pokémon #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #skitty #riolu #mace the riolu #suzy the skitty #heropartnerweek

[robotsandramblings]

((sorry but I purposefully left out Plo Koon bc he's a huge favourite and I figured he'd sweep up the votes; plus I think it already goes without saying we'd all love a Plo & Rex episode lol))

#captain rex #the clone wars #star wars #mace windu #quinlan vos #shaak ti #luminara unduli #aayla secura #kit fisto #saesee tiin #yoda #jocasta nu #poll #i'd love him & jocasta only if jocasta ends up doing all the ass kicking after rex treats her like a frail old woman for the first half lol #i'd LOVE a post-fives-death episode where rex TRIES to talk to shaak ti about the chips but she doesn't believe it's a serious problem #not that rex needs more pain lmao but i just wanna see the look on his face when he gives up trying to convince her and walks away solemnly #(bonus points if she tells him it's not worth lodging official complaints about & then the ep ends with him making his report we see in S7) #or a lighter episode where he just wants to confide in shaak ti as a ''motherly'' figure about something but she's too emotionally detatche #and he ends up on a mission with yaddle and finds he can confide in her instead... that'd be cute omg #anyways lol so ultimately my vote would be for aayla secura BECAUSE #i think in the comics she's made to be somewhat of a ... foil ? for anakin ... like a contrast and comparison type thing #how they're similar in age and maybe even friends but she recognizes how to let people go / death is natural / etc #anyways so if they make her kinda the ''opposite'' or ''what if'' of anakin then i'd love Rex to spend an episode with her

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

💪🏻S H O U L D E R S💪🏻

Bonus

#I did the abs counterpart to this post months ago. I figured it was time to follow that up with the shoulders #because the man just has magnificent shoulders #more cut than a fucking diamond #he has that quintessential ectomorph body type and his shoulders are prime examples of it #and when he throws some body paint on them well it's game over for me #and his caption to his insta post reminds me of the song he made “Snake In Your Face” #like his clavicle is gonna start rapping “give me the bass like the bass in your face like a can of mace to ride the snake” #yep. those are actual lyrics Wes Borland wrote for this joke rap. lol #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Black Light Burns #Wild for Wesley on Wes Borland Wednesday #Just give me something to queue #down the rabbit hole

[lemoneste]

I’d like for every Star Wars/clone wars nerd to give me their best bet on what would have happened in the Star Wars universe had Jango Fett not died on Geonosis. Like, what would have happened then, huh?? Tell me, nerd.

#cuz my best bet is that his dumbass would have died two hours after surviving mace windu #like idk his ass gets sucked up into a propeller or something #just sounds like him #Jango fett #boba Fett #the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars #Star Wars hc #clone wars hc

[unopenablebox]

there are of course thousands of fanfics where someone is rendered wildly OOC, often by becoming far too nice and good at expressing emotion, in order to seamlessly facilitate their transformation into the protagonist of a romance. but it's really really really funny when the person they do that to is mace windu.

#mace windu's like only canon character traits are 'stern and traditionalist' 'cares about his padawan' and 'is samuel l jackson' #which is fine. but when you then try to assert‚ from his pov‚ #with ZERO justification or lead in #that he has been pining over obi-wan kenobi for years. and thinks padme is super cool and refers to her by her first name. #i just think you might need to do some lead-in here. give us something to work with. #extra funny because usually mace windu fans who do this kind of thing are also all in on how he Sees Shatterpoints Everywhere #i think ive complaind about this before but shatterpoints are fucking stupid and i refuse to acknowledge them #anyway apparently this specific author agrees with me because they alone of all the mace windu pov authors ive read #was like. ''Mace's talents lay more in combat. And‚ of course‚ the Shatterpoints.'' and has not brought them up even once since then #which is hilarious. to me only. #box opener

[transarsonist]

i think we should ban all weapons more refined than a rock or a big stick for the forseable future if its not so big a deal you need to pick up the nearest large object about it then its not so big a deal at all

#mace is not a weapon #stun guns are not weapons #i hold to that opinion #they are Deterrants #because notably someone Tough or coked up enough can just Ignore them #which is something you very much cannot do with a gunshot or a stab wound for very long without perishing

[david-talks-sw]

I was rewatching Marva's monologue...

... and aside from tearing up multiple times (I had it on replay ffs) it struck me how similar the whole speech is to everything George Lucas was saying, with his own films.

"There are people out there that don't play by the rules, and if you're not careful, you're going to lose all your freedom. And at the same time those people who may not play by the rules, because they're selfish and greedy, turn themselves into evil people who don't care about others." - Star Wars Insider #138, 2013

And we already covered here that Lucas referred to selfish people, and specifically the Sith, as cancers to society, to each other, to themselves, etc. Which is why this other parallel stood out:

The Sith and the Empire are different facets of the same disease: greed.

The Sith are the ultimate selfish people, in Star Wars. They put themselves above everything. No Force sect is equal to theirs. All people are considered to be beneath them. Hell, their whole religion revolves around bending the Force itself to their will.

Crimson Reign illustrates this with a diagram too.

And most Imperial officers are very much the same way, because the Empire is fashioned in the Sith's image.

They're all self-serving and narcissistic, they're all backstabbing each other to get closer to the top, as the Sith do with the Rule of Two.

The only thing that stops Imperials from being full-fledged Sith Lords is that

they're not Force sensitives and

didn't go through the actual training,

but as far as their instincts and actions go, they may as well be.

#note: the line by Mace Windu was cut from the final film but it derives from George Lucas script for ROTS #Just something I noticed #Sith Lords #Sith #galactic empire #Empire #Andor #Mace Windu

[skoulsons]

Phil Coulson / / Jemma Simmons

additional:

“We’d hate to lose you, Jemma.”

“And, frankly, I miss him.”

“You’re likeable. Use that.”

“Someone killed Simmons and Daisy. I watched them die. I don’t want to see that anymore.”

#JEMMA IS HIS FIRST BORN #they are so. #man the scene in s4 that’s here when she’s nearby to mace talking to the group of people #bragging about shield and whatnot and he’s like ‘oh we should go to one of the containment rooms”’ #meanwhile a man is losing his ever loving mind in one of them #but coulson just LOOKS at her from a few feet away and knows something is wrong and knows she needs his bsck #so he comes over and diverts mace and the group from that #and him checking up on her every so often while she was in hydra 😭😭 #and her taking care of him while he was sick 😭😭 #AND FW THEM SKDHSKDHSJDG #and him just !!!! always being there for her !!!! #he’s everyone’s rock !!!!!!! #aos #phil coulson #jemma simmons

[taonpest]

Moodboard for each time you die in fear and hunger

#fear and hunger #my stupid thoughts #I'm just so sorry little guy #I was killed by a huge trans woman (sexy) #then I had to watch my character crawl pathetically on the ground as she bashed my head with a spiked mace (not sexy) #like I have to take a short break every time something like this happens because I'm sad for my character sksksk

[scattered-winter]

In an earlier post, you mentioned that you weren’t going to do any lion swapping in your VLD Rewrite.

So, I’m assuming the means Shiro also gets to keep his Bayard.

Do you have any ideas for what form Shiro’s Bayard will take?

I did say that, yea !! I've since played with the idea of maybe having some instances where someone else will pilot a different lion for Plot, but it won't be permanent, and it won't be the same as the Bond (tm) that the lion has with her paladin. but I digress <3

I have sooooo many thoughts about shiro's bayard <3 I've always LOVED the hc that his bayard takes the form of a shield so at the moment that's my primary idea, but I also think it'd be cool if he had a few alternate forms later on (in fact, I'm planning on giving Everyone a few alternate forms as they continue to develop their skills) and ngl ngl ngl I am thinking sooo so hard about polearms. so very incredibly hard.

#the thing abt shiro is that. given his trauma w being forced to kill. i dont think his bayard would take the form of something #that is excessively violent. like a zweihander or mace or something ykw. #because i think he knows its a war and he has to kill sometimes but i also think he really really hates doing it. #and will only do it if he absolutely has to. #idk idk i think there's something poetic about The Gladiator The Black Paladin having a shield or a bo staff as a weapon #something that is more for Defense and Protection than killing. and can only be lethal if a deliberate choice is made to be lethal. #i havent really decided for sure what his main bayard form will be but itll be something along those lines #quintenary stars series #xpegasusuniverse #also to clarify on the temporary lion switches its not between the paladins themselves its like. #a paladin is injured/incapacitated for a long period of time and in the meantime the lion allows allura to pilot her For Necessity #but there's no bond there allura's just a placeholder who can pilot and form voltron but thats about it #et cetera

[solenstelluna]

Been playing through Persona 3 FES recently and it made me wanna try drawing something that looked like a scene with these two. Plus, just try to refine my style in general a little bit. I think this attempt turned out ok.

#pokémon #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #skitty #riolu #mace the riolu #suzy the skitty #didn't really know what to do with the background for this one #so it just kinda became something i thought would be simple but cool #one of these days i want to make a complex background though #i just don't have it in me today i guess #As for how Persona 3 is going I am literally almost done #I just need to finish the final boss but that's been taking days at this point and I am so tired of it #Like YES I GET IT THE ARCANA IS THE MEANS BY WHICH ALL IS REVEALED STOP KILLING ME AT FULL HP WITH NIGHT QUEEN AND A CRITICAL ALMIGHTY #edit: finally finished persona 3. #i cried. #i really did. #god this fucking game man