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ptxweekly · 5 months

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#Pentatonix #Matt Sallee #Mitch Grassi #Mattch #ptxedit #my gifs

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piranya · 11 months

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SING !!!

#mitch grassi #mattch #pentatonix #ptx world tour 2023 #tiktok #mine

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rusty-gloinks · 11 months

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Could you draw N and the unnamed 4th maid drone?

Heyy n thanks for Bein my friend i was wondering if you wanted to be BEST frems and have this best friends BRACELET i made!!!! For you becasue i thumk ur cool also so we can mattch becsude i love matching with people!!!!!

#cw gore #mind the warning thanks :)!!!#I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ASK LAST WEEK BTW BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO BUT I COULDNT FIND IT!!!#now I used my brain and saved to drafts so I didn’t lose it again #murder drones #Tessa jr #Md cyn #cyn md #md N #n md #😇

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enderwoah · 1 year

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DOUBLE LIFE/HOMESTUCK HANDLES & TYPING QUIRKS

ello ello ello! happy belated homestuck 4/13 AND hermitcraft birthday! it's been a very long time since i have touched this au, but it occasionally starts rotating around in my brain so i decided, "hey! it's not like the homestuck presence in this fandom can get any more dead! why don't i make some headway on that?"

this will be a comprehensive list of all fourteen double life members' chumhandles and typing quirks (where applicable; otherwise, i might just put down their general typing style). it'll go in rainbow order for the trolls, but there are only seven of them so some may be skipped! c'est la vie.

for people that don't know homestuck, a chumhandle is essentially an internet username used on the messaging system "pesterchum" (or, for the trolls, the messaging system "trollian"), consisting of two words that are usually unnecessarily rare and big. a typing quirk is something trolls all have to differentiate themselves from one another, both for expression purposes and also because they all have to use their blood colour as their online colour and it could get confusing. hope that helps, let's go!

TROLLS

grian (rust):

sign: true aires, sign of the excavator

no noticable typing quirk, but does use an overabundance of bird puns whenever he gets the chance. not because he thinks they're funny, but because they get on other people's nerves and gets their feathers in a twist.

procrastinatingBellbird [PB]

procrastinating: to delay or postpone action; put off doing something. is this not grian's entire existence? have you watched his hermitcraft videos? can the man go half an hour without getting distracted by something and putting what he should be working on off for later? like..oh, i don't know. the back of his base?

bellbird: the loudest bird in the world! you little attention-seeker, you.

ren (bronze):

sign: taurga, sign of the guardian

unnecessarily and often incorrectly uses the olde version of words, adds a lot of 'e's and 'th's and 'st's where therest shouldn'th be for ye olde effecte. is a hemoanon (someone that does not reveal their blood colour by typing in gray).

cynoidCacology [CC]

cynoid: dog-like; canine. speaks for itself.

cacology: bad choice of words or poor pronunciation. this is partially a jab at his 'incorrectly uses old words' bit and partially a slight reference to his constant innuendos being played off as simply a bad choice of words. someone probably lied to him and told him that this word meant royalty and was really old and cool.

tango (gold):

sign: gemiborn, sign of the uproarious

the first actual typing quirk, tango types in ALL CAPS, EXCEPtt FOR HIS tt'S ttO MAttCH THE PAttttERN OF HIS HORNS!

reinedAzidoazide [RA]

rein[ed]: keep under control; restrain. it'll make more sense with the second part.

azidoazide [azide]: the most explosive chemical compound ever created. so together, his entire chumhandle is just a big sign that yells 'i have thinly-controlled anger issues!,' lmao.

bdubs (olive):

sign: lenius, sign of the restless

SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS. TYPES VERY SPORADICALLY. CUTS OFF HIS. SENTENCES. CHANGES HIS 'I'S TO '1'S AND HIS 'S'S TO '2'S WHEN THEY'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. LIKE IN W12H. AND F12H. (to make a 12! like on a clock.)

nyctophobicBryophyte [NB]

nyctophob[ia]: extreme or irrational fear of the night or of darkness. he definitely has it! lol!

byrophyte: the informal group name for mosses, liverworts and hornworts. oh yeah, baby. moss time, baby. eats moss, prolly. and has a cool cloak!

scott (cerulean):

sign: scorza, sign of the strategist

he's both too cool for an elaborate typing quirk and too lazy to go out of his way to type in perfect capitalisation like he wants to. Middle ground, he capitalises all his 'M's and he types as forMally as possible without having to try. uses eMoticons as punctuation lot (:K and keysMashes rather often. (his sign, scorza, looks like a weird M, so he just ran with it. if the people he's talking to can't deduce that it's him, that's their problem, not his. his horns look like antlers and he felt like a K was the only letter that really encompassed the antlers vibe (((:K)

kenodoxicHart [KH]

kenodox[y]: an obsolete, rare word meaning the love, study, or desire of vain-glory. only someone truly vainglorious would flaunt their vainglory. and you know what? good for him.

hart: a male deer; a stag. sure, he could have just gone with stag, but 'hart' sounds like 'heart,' so it's just unequivocally better in every way. his lusus is a horrible combination of a hart and a spider.

cleo (purple):

sign: capripia, sign of the brusque

she really doesn't have a patterned quirk like some others might...she simply prefersssss to elongate her 's'es whenever it feelsssss...sssatisfying. never uses caps. alwaysss usesss precisssse punctuation. makes use of ellipsesss to enunsssiate her pointsss. will often change the 'c's to 's'es in sssertain wordsss because typing out a bunch of 'c's doesn't have the ssame effect. (her horns are painted to look like snakes, and thus!)

vafrousPhantomime [VP]

vafrous: cunning; sly. sounds about right, yeah.

phantomime is not an actual word! it is a combination of phantom (a ghost) and pantomime (a dramatic entertainment, originating in Roman mime, in which performers express meaning through gestures accompanied by music OR a theatrical entertainment, mainly for children, that involves music, topical jokes, and slapstick comedy and is based on a fairy tale or nursery story.) to explain this would be to explain a lot of cleo's backstory, which is not what this post is for; the simplest way to explain the phantom bit is "blame joe hills." the pantomime bit is just a very mild reference to The homestuck song, and also...she's a clown. not, like, super seriously, but she is a clown.

etho (fuchsia):

sign: pius, sign of the free

/? you won't catch him dead making fish puns. that's all he wrote. /? (they're like little fishing poles :D y'all really think etho is out here with the patience to constantly change the way he types? absolutely not.)

xericQuerist [XQ]

xeric: containing little moisture; very dry. again, this is not the place to delve deep into backstory shenanigans, but it's safe to say that despite being a fuchsiablood, etho does not feel very free underwater. also, he's a dry texter <3 good for him

querist: inquirer; someone who asks questions. he's questioning the SYSTEM and the PLANET he'll have to take over when he gets over and the CHANGES to the FLAWED HIERARCHY it holds so dear <- deranged. half of the reason he picked his name when he was like 12 was that having two super rare letters as his handle looked sicknasty.

HUMANS

(note to all my non-homestucks: humans have no use or care for the funny signs i've been putting for all of the trolls, but i'm going to put them here in case anyone wants to see what they Would be :)

scar (orange):

sign: aquasci, sign of the charitable (snrk)

all lowercase, little punctuation aside from EMPHASIS!!! sometimes the emphasis comes in the form of an *appropriate* amount of asterisks.

affluentAllay [AA] / affluentVex [AV]

affluent: having a great deal of money; wealthy. how else can you put it? the man is loaded!

allay: diminish or put at rest (fear, suspicion, or worry). an in-universe reference to actual minecraft allays.

vex: make (someone) feel annoyed, frustrated, or worried; cause distress to. affluentVex was his original handle before allays came out and he shelved this to being an evil alter ego that frequently appears. as this is homestuck and i do need to clarify, this evil alter ego is not real.

bigb (dark blue):

sign: sagittanius, sign of the nascent (wait i love that actually that's so good)

Average mobile user, doesn't turn off autocorrect, all of his sentences start off capital and everything looks fine until you notice the lack of punctuation or commas or anything the phone wouldn't be able to automatically pick up on

nitidNyctomania [NN]

nitid: bright with a steady but subdued shining. it's typically used to describe the moon.

nyctomania: the condition of being very happy and comfortable in the dark. half of the group was convinced that bigb was a troll because it always seems to be night whenever he talks to his friends. he literally just lives in a place where the sun doesn't rise. and you know what? he's happy.

impulse (yellow):

sign: gemcer, sign of the intimate (0_0)

uses lowercase letters, but proper punctuation! uses fullstops at the ends of statements, proper commas, question marks, and exclamation points! maybe even two for the extra emphasis!! often uses FULL CAPS to denote shouting (not that he does it often)!

sanguineVenule [SV]

sanguine: optimistic or positive, especially in an apparently bad or difficult situation OR blood-red. he's just an optimistic and happy guy! also a blood player!

venule: a very small vein, especially one collecting blood from the capillaries. he's trained in first aid for some reason? also a blood player!

pearl (gray):

sign: licen, sign of the worshipper ((santa pearla voice) more like sign of the worshipped amirite)

nothing tooooo special, she types like a normal person and elongates certain words for the emphasis!

pearlescentMoon [PM]

pearlescent: having a luster resembling that of mother-of-pearl.

for the record, she has been adequately clowned on for having what is basically her full name as her online handle, but she simply couldn't be bothered to put in all the effort of finding those stupid big words. maybe there was a point in her life when she was, like, eleven, where her handle was iridescentLuna [IL] or something, but those times are far, far behind her now.

martyn (lime):

sign: cano, sign of the translucent (wth is that even meant to mean)

types like its a conversation or real dialogue, so expect either very long messages or for him to send about seven messages just to form one complete thought. when speaking to ren, he will mirror the old-speak as well as possible (unless its a serious moment).

hearkeningCavalier [HC]

hearkening: listening. i think we can all guess.

cavalier: a knight. i also think we can all guess. also, it's a breed of dog! cheeky reference to his king, that is.

joel (forest green):

sign: leiborn, sign of the paradox (oh i love this)

when normal, he types like a normal person. makes more typos than your average man, but thats alright whereas WHEN HE GETS HYPE ABOUT SOMETHING HES PRFONE TO LONG BOUTS OF TPYING IN CAPS AND HE TYPES FAST AN FRURTYOUIS SO TEHTEERE AE TYPOS ABOUnD

dionysianFleer [DF]

dionysian: relating to the sensual, spontaneous, and emotional aspects of human nature. joel just gives vibes, really. i think he heard that dionysus was the god of madness and thought it was cool because he really does go crazy at the block game AYEEE

fleer: an impudent or jeering look or speech. he's a prick. moving on,

jimmy (light blue):

sign: taurmino, sign of the lonely (my man...)

uses caps for shouting *very* often because he is a shouty boy, and uses asterisks for emphasis. is very prone to using an overabundance of question marks because...funny?

juxtaPredestination [JP]

juxta-: a prefix meaning near; alongside.

predestination: the divine foreordaining or foreknowledge of all that will happen. jimmy is basically the resident jade harley. not in the sense that he knows what's actually going on, more in the sense of him getting thrown into Situations and then he goes "oh, i saw this in a dream once!" and then gets clorted by whatever it was that he saw. but he believes in fate and luck very heavily and sort of thinks of it as an endearing rival.

CONCLUSION:

so yeah, those are all the handles! i will do the extras (mumbo, lizzie, and skizz) eventually and put it in the post, so stay tuned for that (ill reblog this when its done <3)! hope you enjoyed the result of my days-long bout of insanity! reblogs appreciated, have a nice day/night!! <3

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alternia-public-freakout · 5 months

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INDIGO QUAD MELTtDOWN LMAO OKAY TtHISS ISS SSO FUN. I (7.5, OLIVE, ANY PRNS) EXPERIENCE SSO MUCH SSHITt JUSSTt BY PROXY OF TtHE TtROLLSS I INTtERACTt WITtH. ONE OF TtHESSE TtROLLSS ISS AN INDIGO (8.SOMETtHING, M) WHO ISS... A LOTt. HESS NOTt SSOMEONE I ACTtUALLY **LIKE** BEING AROUND VERY MUCH BUTt WE EXISSTt NEAR EACH OTtHER. HESS GOTt TtHISS PAN-ROTtTtINGLY SSTtUPID ONE SSIDED BLACK TtHING FOR SSOME OTtHER GUY I KNOW (PURPLE, 8, M). AND IM SSURE YOURE LIKE 'WOAH!! HEY NONNIE! HOW TtHE HOOFBEASSTt FEED DO YOU KNOW SSO MANY HIGHBLOODSS???' TtHE ANSSWER TtO TtHAT ISS I HAVE NO IDEA. NONE. ANNNYHOW. INDIGO 'GUHCKK' (FAKE NAME) AND PURPLE 'POPPETt' (ALSSO FAKE) END UP GOING OUTt TtO EAT ONE NIGHTt. AND IM TtHERE BECAUSSE POPPETt ASSKED SSINCE HE WANTtS NOTtHING TtO DO WITtH GUHCKK ONE-ON-ONE. ITt ISS SSO FINE AND NORMAL ATt FIRSSTt. A CASSUAL NORMAL TtHING WITtH TtHREE TtROLLSS WHO TtOLLERATtE EACH OTtHER. I CANTt SSTtRESSSS HOW AVERAGE TtHINGSS WERE. OKAY. SSO TtHEN GUHCKK PULLSS OUTt A BOX WHILE WERE ALL SSTtILL EATtING. AND I CAN TtELL POPPETt ISS SSTtRESSSSED BECAUSSE HE FOLDSS HISS PRONGSS TtOGETtHER ALL SSPOOKY LIKE. AND IM A LITtTtLE WORRIED IM ABOUTt TtO BE ASSKED TtO BE A MIDDLE LEAF??? BUTt NO. NO OF COURSSE NOTt. GUHCKK LOOKSS POPPETt DEAD IN TtHE BULBSS AND OPENSS TtHE BOX TtO REVEAL SSPADE RINGSS????? FUCKING MATtCHING SSPADE RINGSS??? KEEP IN MIND TtHEY ARE NOTt TtOGETHER. ATt ALL. POPPETt GETtSS OUTt OF HISS SSEATt JUSSTt ASS GUHCKK SSTtARTtSS TtO GO ON AND ON ABOUTt HOW MUCH HE LOATtHESS HIM AND I AM TtRYING TtO FINISSH MY MEAL 'RIGHTt IN FRONTt OF MY GRUBLOAF' SSTtYLE. WHEN HESS DONE TtALKING POPPETt LOOKSS HORRIFIED, TtROLLSS ARE SSTtAIRING, AND ITtSS LIKE A SSCENE FROM A MOVIE. HE OBVIOUSSLY SSAYSS NO. I AM SSITtTtING BETtWEEN TtHEM. I AM FIRSSTt TtO SSEE GUHCKKSS EXPRESSSSION ****TtWISSTt.**** LOOK. OKAY. TtHISS GUY TtOOK OUTt TtHE LASSTt QUAD WHOD REJECTtED HIMSS FUCKING GANDERBULB. HESS PRETtTtY COLD AND ABTt ASSCENSSION AGE. SSO I SSEE HISS FACE FALL AND BOOM SSUDDENLY I AM SSTtANDING BEHIND POPPETt! WOAH, WEIRD. TtHE FIRSSTt TtHING HE DOESS ISS TtHROW TtHE BOX ON TtHE GROUND AND SSHATtTtER TtHE EXPENSSIVE ASSS RINGSS. TtHEN HE FLINGSS HIMSSELF FULLY ATt POPPETt. LIKE NO HESSITtATtION ATt ALL. TtROLLSS ARE SSTtILL WATtCHING. IF I DIDNTt KNOW TtHESSE GUYSS I WOULD BE TtOO. IM IN ITt TtHOUGH AND WATtCH ASS HE PUBLICALLY TtRIESS TtO GETt POPPETt TtO BE EVEN VAGUELY BLACK WITtH HIM. POPPETt DOESSNTt HATtE HIM LIKE TtHATt, TtHOUGH AND ITt ISS REALLY OBVIOUSS. GUHCKK TtHROWSS BLOWSS ATt HIM FOR A WHILE AND BECAUSSE POPPETt ISS A GENERALLY KINDA SSTtRANGE GUY, HE BARELY REACTtSS ATt ALL. HE JUSSTt KIND OF TtAKES ITt. BUTt NOTt IN A MEOWBEASSTt WAY IN A UNFLINCHING WAY. ALL TtHE WHILE GUHCKK ISS SSCREAMING AND PUNCHING AND MAKING A BIG FUCKING DEAL OUTt OF EVERYTtHING. SSOMEONE TtAKESS TtHE BROKEN RINGSS BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TtO GETt ATt TtHEM. ITtSS CHAOSS. I HAVE NEVER SSEEN ANY TtROLL REACTt LIKE SSUCH A MANGRUB ATt REJECTtION. ITt GOESS ON SSO LONG TtHATt SSECURITtY ACTtUALLY BREAKSS ITt UP WHICH NEVER FUCKING HAPPENSS. GUHCKK ISS TtOO MUCH OF A BIG SSHOTt TtO FACE MAJOR PUNISSHMENTt, BUTt WATtCHING HIM GETt DRAGGED OFF WHILE POPPETt JUSSTt CASSUALLY SSWIPED BLOOD FROM HISS SNIFF NUB. I TtHINK TtHERESS VIDEOSS OF TtHE FIGHTt SSOMEWHERE ON GRUBTtUBE. I KNOW ITtSS NOTt SSTtANDARD FARE TtO TtELL SSTtORIESS ABOUTt TtROLLSS YOU ACTtUALLY KNOW. BUTt I TtINK ABOUTt TtHISS ONE OFTtEN ENOUGH TtHAT I FELTt LIKE I HAD TtO SSHARE.

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mustelifiedmerchandise · 3 months

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HONESSTtLY?? MY GENETtICSS BEING SSO WEIRD ISS KINDA A GOOD TtHING LMAO. I WONTt BE ABLE TtO GETt OFF PLANETt PROBABLY. SSO I DONTt HAVE TtO MAKE PLANSS FOR ANYTtHING BUTt WHATt TtO DO BEFORE TtHEN. WHICH ISS EASIER. IF YOU CANTt BURN TtHE SSYSSTtEM DOWN FROM TtHE OUTtSIDE, SSTtRIKE A MATtCH WHILE YOURE SSTtILL IN ITt.

#grumblr #fake #IF I WAS ABLE TtO GETt OFF PLANETt ID HAVE TtO WORRY MORE ABOUTt GETtTtING CAUGHTt.#SSINCE IM ALREADY FUCKED I DONTt HAVE TtO DO TtHATt AND CAN DO LITtTtLE TtHINGSS ON ALTtERNIA INSSTtEAD.#(this probably sounds kinda sad? but nah theyre routinely pumped about this little fact.#(also sorry for not actually joining or seeking out links for all the servers people let me know about ;^^#(mun has... an anxiety disorder dfgjkfhkjg

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ermakeys · 2 years

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hey lina for the "mattch me ak" ask (sorry my delette key doesnt seem to work when im sendin g you an ask lmao) i think han solo would like you a lot but you'd be like "hmmm i could do better" but i think you and kanan would be good tbh you. could probs talk about jedi lore and languages together :)

ASFGDGJG YES I really like Han Solo, but would absolutely never date him. Cool to have as a friend, but not boyfriend-material for me. You are absolutely right.

I would love and treasure Kanan. Rebels is one of my favorite Star Wars media and Kanan was one of the reasons. 😭💕🥰

Thank you for the ask, Lynn! 😘

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