#me and the caldwells

[dreamingofspring]

DM vs DM vs DM violence

Bonus: "He's gonna be shaking his head so much."

#brennan lee mulligan #caldwell tanner #brian murphy #game changer #dropout #what fucking kills me is caldwell said that and I IMMEDIATELY WENT 'oh it's gotta be emily' #and THEN #christina liveblogs

[robindaydream]

A Few Days After A SLARPG fancomic

minor SLARPG spoilers contained within

#SLARPG #Super Lesbian Animal RPG #Melody Amaranth #Allison Goleta #Claire Higsby #Jodie Caldwell #furry #okay there it is finally done #whoops my whole style changed in the last few pages #but it's fine cause they look way better #thank you for enjoying my gay ass comic #if you tell me what you like about it I will love you until the end of time #'but Robin are you also gonna draw Melody's date with Claire?' #listen yes I have ideas and I want to #but not right now #maybe someday but I have other things I wanna work on #art

[princelynonsense]

new favorite bisexual cheer captain and lesbian outcast duo unlocked!!

#they’re everything to me #harlan coben's shelter #shelter on prime #ema winslow #rachel caldwell #abby corrigan #sage linder

[stone-stars]

in which murph has a very normal time at the hands of his players

Transcript:

Murph: Wel-come back to Bahumia everybody! [Jake, Emily, and Caldwell echo him with "Bahumia!". Caldwell sounds incredibly enthusiastic.] Murph: He's so excited! Caldwell Tanner, thanks for being here. Caldwell: Ye-ah! Murph: It's not your turn yet, dude! Caldwell: I'm so sorry sir! Murph: Okay? I'm your Dungeon Master Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz-- Caldwell: Bahumia! Jake: [laughs] Hey! Dude! Murph: Caldwell! Caldwell: Sorry! Emily: [laughs] Bahumia! Bahumia! Jake: I'm trying to rhyme, man! Murph: Quit stepping on him with your enthusiasm! Caldwell: I'm just so ready to go! Emily: Bahumia! Jake: I worked really hard on this. I di-- [sighs] well forget it. Fuckin' forget it. Murph: No you gotta! Emily: Bahumia! [Overlapping crosstalk as Caldwell and Murph encourage Jake.] Caldwell: You've got this. Murph: You got this. Jake, go ahead, don't let these two enthusiasms get in your way, alright? Jake: Yeah. Alright, no, yeah. I got this. I got this. Yeah. Caldwell: Whoo! He's got this! Jake: Fighting alongside-- Caldwell: You've got this man! Do it! Murph: Stop! You have to stop! Jake: I know I got it! I'm doin' it! (Calder voice) Fighting alongside a frog and a bard with my brand new sword, Shard. [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Murph: Yeah! Pretty good. I do feel like we built it up though, at a certain point. And there was just-- there was no way you could fully deliver. Jake: Yeah. It would've been perfect if I got it out clean right up top as soon as you introed. Murph: Yeah, if we did a super low energy intro. [Jake: M-hm. Yeah.] Caldwell: I think it was great man, I think it was amazing, I can't wait to hear it again! Murph: Who is this person. And then of course we've got Emily Axford-- Emily: Bahumia! [Everyone laughs. The others continue laughing harder as Murph talks.] Murph: Ohh. Okay?? That's the name of the world. Her character's name is Calliope Petrichor. If for some reason episode 57 of campaign 3 is the first thing you've listened to. That's Emily Axford. (laughing) She plays Calliope Petrichor. She did say before we started, I think almost as a counter-bit to Emily's bit, before we started (laughing) Emily said "I'm not gonna do a rhyme I don't feel like it." And I said "wild energy to bring into the episode!" so Caldwell went the opposite and went overenthusiastic. They're just fucking with me! Everything we do is just an inside joke to make me upset. Caldwell: And now you're caught up! Murph: Yeah, and now we're caught up. Caldwell: Bahumia! Murph: And-- [laughs] and Bahumia. And-- Uh, and then of course we've got Caldwell Tanner-- Jake: (yelling) Bahumia! Emily: Yeah!!! Jake's in on it!! Caldwell: See, it feels good! It feels good. Murph: Okay. Caldwell Tanner, of course, plays Sol-- Caldwell: Ohhh, Sol Bufo [Murph: Okay.] I'm feeling fine, just found out I'm two of a kind, [Emily: ooh!] and now I'm gonna go and find out if Swag's still alive. I'm really trying to thrive here. Bahumia. [The others laugh. As they talk, Caldwell laughs too.] Murph: You lost me. But you had me for a moment. And that's more that can be said for the other guys. Jake: Wow. Emily: Bahumia. Murph: [laughs] Bahumia. Jake: Bahumia, guys. Murph: Sure. Hey guys, Bahumia. We did it. We did it everyone. Alright? Everyone settle. Settle? Okay?

[The others sigh as if relaxing, and chorus "yeah."] Murph: Ready? Alright. Let's do-- let's do-- Caldwell: Eldermourne. Murph: Not the right campaign. Not the correct campaign. Caldwell: Shit, sorry. Murph: Let's go ahead and do a little-- [laughs as Emily interrupts him] recap-- Emily: That's Calliope's middle name. [Everyone laughing.] Murph: (through laughter) Shut. The fuck up. Everyone. Alright. [Pause as everyone continues to laugh.] Jake: S-- sorry. Murph: So last time, you left Calder's home to pursue Gowan to the Ice Knife, but received a call from Albin along the way-- [laughs] Shut up, dude. Jake: Bahumia. Bahumia. [Everyone laughs.] Murph: This is precious information! Jake: Bahumia! Emily: Bahumia! Bahumia. Caldwell: (exaggerated) Bahumia! Murph: Yeah, okay. You guys are like pokemon now? [The others laugh.] Okay. Alright. Worst bit ever. Okay. [Jake: Bahumia] You recieved a message from Albin--

Murph: -- You were greeted by a ghostly message in the ice that said Friends… Murph and Emily: Betray! Emily: I remember! Murph: You remember. Good job, Em. Jake: Holy shit. She's back. Murph: You get a sticker. Emily: I wrote it in my notebook. Murph: Very good! [Emily: Yeah, yeah, yeah.] That almost makes up to your behavior for the first three minutes of the show [The others laugh.]

Murph: And that's where we are now. Caldwell: Alright! All my real betrayal heads get ready! Emily: Yeah! Caldwell: This is where it starts! Murph: [laughs] Shut up. All of you. [Everyone laughs.] Caldwell: (through laughter) I can't. I have to talk for another hour at least. I'm so sorry. Murph: It's all good. Alright. So--

Murph: Sweet, well we'll talk more about this over on our Patreon. That's patreon.com/naddpod that's N-A-D-D-P-O-D-don't sing yet-- [Emily and Jake start to sing "We"] Caldwell: Bahumia! Murph: Yeah, remember that. [laughs] D-- Do you guys remember that? Uh-- Emily: Bahumia! Caldwell: What are you talking about, man? Murph: Bahumia! Does anyone else have anything they'd like to plug? Emily: Bahumia! Murph: Bahumia, yeah. Jake: Oh, yeah, I would love to plug Bahumia. Murph: Yeah. Check it out. Campaign 1, campaign 3. Caldwell: The world. Emily: Oh! [Murph: uh-huh] Uh, actually can I plug Bahumia? Murph: Great. Really good job, guys. Awesome. Caldwell: It's an incredible world. Incredible place. [Murph: yep!] Check out all of the incredible environs there. Murph: Yeah. Check it out. Uh- You can follow us on, uh-- Emily: Bahumia. Murph: You can follow us on social media that we may or may not use. @ chmurph's me, @ caldy's Caldwell, @ eaxford's Emily-- [Emily: @ bahumia] -- @ jakehurwitz is Jake-- Jake: I'm actually-- I'm actually @ bahumia. Murph: Follow our campaigns on Bahumia-- Emily: I'm also @ bahumia. Murph: I don't think you are. And you can tweet about the show using #naddpod that's N-A-D-D-P-O-D. [They sing "We are, We are" as the audio fades out, but Caldwell and Jake replace the words with "Bahumia"]

#naddpod #ba2mia #not actually tagging this as bahumia because. well. it's ba2mia #tumblr HATED the format of this one. just. absolutely would not let me do it #i got there tho. i persevered. for bahumia. #real insane energy from them this ep #naddclips #brian murphy #emily axford #caldwell tanner #jake hurwitz

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

OOOHHHHH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD NATHAN DRAWFEE IN NEW GAME CHANGER SEASON TRIALER

AND CALDWELL

DRAWFEE OGS REUNION ON ART THEMED EPISODE OF GAME CHANGER

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

#WHOOOOOO #HIGE FUCKING WIN FOR ME PERSONALLY #OH MY GOD #WANSJDKSJVIRJTJ URIFJEJC #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #YES #YEA #LOVE FUCKING EINS #I AM SO SO SO FUCKING EXCITED #HOLY SHIT #DRAWFEE #GAME CHANGER #NATHAN DRAWFEE #NATHAN YAFFE #AND CALDWELL #CALDWELL TANNER #HOLY FUUUUUCK

[spooky-dice]

sooo delightfully self indulgent to make a game changer ep where nathan drawfeeshow, papa caldy, and kiana pokemon yuri just draw silly things with appearances from ch hardly working guests and naddpod/d20 refs. this is infinity war for the dropout extended universe. and also ash ketchem is there.

#HI IF YOU GOT INTO DROPOUT THRU ACTUAL PLAYS YOU SHOULD WATCH DRAWTECTIVES ON DRAWFEE YOUTUBE #OR VARIETY HOUR IF YOU LIKE NONSENSE GAME SHOWS #caldwell n bleem dunking on murph sooo special 2 me #drawcrew on dropout plsss #also hiii kiana thank u for fueling my team rocket interest #drawfee #nathan yaffe #caldwell tanner #kiana mai #game changer #college humor #dropout

[zunaki]

more Dexter doodles for the five people left in this fandom <3

#dexter #dexter fanart #dexter morgan #dexter morgan fanart #debra morgan #debra morgan fanart #the trinity killer #arthur mitchell #brian moser #isaak sirko #miguel prado #kurt caldwell #dexter new blood #art #my art #digital art #shitpost #why is every Dexter antagonist so tall #literally so funny to me #also sidenote i love Debra <333 #she swears like a sailor and i love that #but she rly has the shittiest taste in men like girlllll #forever salty about the god awful pseudo inc*st plotline #whoever came up with that i'm under your bed

[murrajfur]

It’s perfect

#slarpg #super lesbian animal rpg #jodie caldwell #women want me fish fear me

[echofades]

HARLAN COBEN'S SHELTER 1.07 | Sweet Dreams are Made of This

#harlan coben's shelter #shelter #shelteredit #ema winslow #rachel caldwell #photoset #ema is channeling all of her big gay energy into these scenes #and rachel is just a useless heterosexual #and I love it #their dumb smiles at the end KILL me #yeah you've got it girls you're undercover geniuses

[charlilil]

In an incredible turn of events, I got to do a NADDPod poster for some of their upcoming live shows! NADDPod is probably my favourite podcast ever so I’m super honoured that I was even asked to do this.

If anyone is going to these shows and picks up a poster I’d love to see pics!

#Naddpod #not another dnd podcast #moonshine cybin #hardwon surefoot #beverly toegold #balnor the brave #paw paw gump #my art #okay now that I’m hidden down in the tags #i keep looking at this and seeing mistakes BUT i am ultimately proud of it #thank u Caldwell for letting me run with this silly idea #not another d&d podcast

[phantomoftheorpheum]

I can't stop thinking about how refreshing Rachel's character is. Like it is so common for her stereotype (popular, beautiful, cheerleader) to be portrayed as ditzy (mostly older media) or b*tchy (newer media). And don't get me wrong, I can enjoy a popular, unapologetic mean girl, but the arrogant/sassy cheerleader trope has absolutely been done to death in tv in the past 15 years. I just adore that Rachel is genuinely a great human being. She comes off as that kinda ditzy/shallow stereotype when you first meet her in episode 1, but she shows so much depth, strength, and compassion through the rest of the season & I love that she's part of the main group by the end.

#harlan coben's shelter #rachel caldwell #i cannot believe how much she grew on me over the course of the show #i just adore her #shelter prime #shelter #shelter spoilers

[meteortrails]

there genuinely aren’t words for how much I love zirk. he’s an ex conman and he let himself get robbed blind in a back alley. he’s got adhd and a gun. his mom routinely commits medical malpractice and war crimes and spent his entire childhood convincing him that this was both necessary and ok, and he still wrestles with whether he made the right decision in leaving. lying gives him panic attacks and all he really wants in life is to help people. cadwell canNOT keep getting away with this I swear to god

#barely halfway through the campaign and it’s stressing me out how much I love him. caldwell I’m coming for your ass #naddpod #eldermourne #zirk vervain

[lyypeachu]

interaction from ep 26 :3

#the fact that for a couple episodes chip has this hairstyle #FUCKING AIDEN CALDWELL HAIRSTYLE #haunts me #my art #doodles #lyy jrwi art #jrwi chip #jrwi riptide #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #just roll with it #fanart #jrwi oliver #jrwi ollie #oliver teach #jrwi riptide fanart

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

[8bbc theme fades out] Caldwell: Uh-- I'm ready to start the show whenever you are, daddy! [Murph laughs] Emily: (accented) Daddy! I want to start the show! Murph: Ohhh, welcome to 8-bit book club, the only book club that makes you dumber! I'm Brian Murphy joined as always by my life slash comedy partner Emily Axford. Emily: Kamehameha! [Caldwell laughs] Murph: That has nothing to do with what we're doing today! [Emily laughs.] We're doing a Mario book and you're just shouting things from Dragon Ball Z? And now you're just laughing and you're just out of commission? And, um, why not, the Krillin to my Goku, Caldwell Tanner. [Emily and Caldwell laugh. Emily continues wordlessly laughing in the background as Murph and Caldwell talk.] Caldwell: I had a whole thing about Koopas ready and you fuckin' threw it off! Murph, laughing: Yeah, the whole thing's thrown off. We… Caldwell: We're already off the path. Murph: We're already off the path! Emily's been so weird the past few days, I was just telling Caldwell about how she's been prankin' me. By-- (laughs) She went to Starbucks the other day, I asked her to get me a large iced coffee, she insisted she was only gonna get me a small iced coffee. And then, Emily, do you wanna tell everyone the prank that you did when you came back? Emily: Okay. Then I-- Caldwell: Yeah, tell them the excellent goof that you pulled. Murph: Yeah, the good switcheroo! Emily: Okay, here's the good switcheroo! [Caldwell laughs.] I came back and I said-- "I know you wanted a large, I wanted to get you a small, so I split the difference and I got you a venti… straw." And I gave him a small iced coffee but with the biggest straw there. [Caldwell laughs] Murph: Yeah, so… it was… Emily: Did it look pretty silly as I was walking home from? Yeah! I think everyone probably saw me and was like "that girl's going to goof!" Murph: It was-- it was pretty silly, it was definitely a harmless goof, and yet it was-- um-- she ultimately did me a favor that I didn't wanna say thank you for. You know what I mean? Caldwell: Right. Right, cause you didn't-- it didn't keep you up? It was the right sized coffee that you needed? Murph: Well, no, it was nice thing for her to pick me up a coffee when she was out, but then she owned me when she came home. [Emily laughs] For no reason! Caldwell: Did the barista ask-- were they like-- "Well, I don't understand, you don't have a venti drink." Did you have to explain that you were taking your husband to goof town? Emily: Um, no. I would have said those words exactly if they had asked, but actually it's sort of a self service station for straws there at Starbucks. Caldwell: Oh, right. Emily: So I was using the Starbucks self-service straw station. Caldwell: They probably get a lot of people picking up those venti straws for like, crafts and stuff. They're very sturdy. Emily: Oh, yeah. You could also make a gorge necklace out of them! Murph: Yeah, you could make a good straw cabin out of that! Caldwell: Mhm. A straw-bridge. Murph: What the fuck are we talking about? [Emily and Caldwell laugh] Um, we-- wuh. Man, I can't even talk.

#8 bit book club #8bbc #naddpod #brian murphy #caldwell tanner #emily axford #this made me so <3333 #8bbclips

[lavendarzbee]

Everyone’s talking about Spoon, and yes. Wtf was he on the wall!?! But like- Ema was fully committed to get shot to save Ashley (and Rachel)! AND SHE WAS SMILING!?? Girl how did she just accept the fact she literally about to die!?

#harlan coben's shelter #mickey bolitar #spoon spindell #ema winslow #why is she such a good friend??! #and such a good person #why was actually willing to just die right there #literal goddess #convinced she really is Abeona #Rachel Caldwell #also that part where Rachel was the first to make sure Ema was ok #and she was rubbing her back #so sweet #I love them so much #tell me why Ema and Rachel have such better chemistry than Whitney

[leghorned]

cannot believe that caldwell tanner wrote 10k words of frozen fanfic in his free time. he's my patron saint of earnestly and unironically committing to the bit

#naddpod #8bbc #of course reminded me of the 8bbc ep in which emily cries over the final fantasy fanfic caldwell pens for her #which is perhaps one of the most genuine acts of friendship i have ever witnessed