#me: oh ok so she's the exact same but without mushrooms :)

[hangovercurse]

The Things We Can’t Tell Pete About

Pete invites you to meet his friends from The Dirt and makes you promise not to flirt with any of them, which is a lot easier said than done, especially when Colson Baker acts like that.

Request: “Hey so I love all your writing and I just thought you should know that! But also I’d your requests are on still would you mind writing a youre Pete’s little sister but kells got a crush xx”

Colson x reader

Warnings: Drug use, Cursing

A/N: I know, Dom (Yungblud) wrote the song, but also I am the writer and I say that Y/N wrote it :) Anyways, enjoy. This is only part 1 of what is probably going to be a fun, cute lil series. Also thank you to the anon who sent this! You made my day(s)

Word Count: 2411

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New York was lonely without your brother. He had been filming in New Orleans for the past three months, leaving you alone. You had some friends, but Pete was your best friend. You were only eight months younger than him and practically attached at the hip. You supposed going through trauma together would do that to people.

He facetimed you all the time from set, updating you on things in his life, showing you cool stuff from the set, and introducing you to his castmates. You had kept him updated on your music, playing him demos of songs you were writing and getting his opinion on them.

Him being away wasn’t the worst thing in the world, but it definitely sucked for you. So, when Pete texted you that he was having a few friends from the movie over the night he got back, you were ecstatic.

Before you left your apartment to walk to his, he texted you.

You’re not allowed to flirt with any of my friends

You rolled your eyes as you locked your door, preparing a response.

I’ll try my best

Your phone buzzed seconds later.

I’m serious. I don’t trust any of them with you.

And I don’t need that kind of awkwardness in my life

Like if you date one of my friends and it goes badly

I don’t wanna deal with that shit

You chuckled at his chain of texts.

Don’t flirt with your friends because they’re dicks, got it

Don’t worry bro, I know the sibling code

 You came to find out that that was a lot easier said than done. When you walked into his place, everyone in the room turned to look at you. You recognized most of them from your facetimes with Pete, but you doubted they remembered who you were. One who did remember you was Colson, Pete’s new best friend. He made eye contact with you from across the room, a sly grin on his lips. You sent him a small smile, Pete’s text running through your head briefly.

You found your brother lounging on the couch, a huge grin on his face. He was definitely tripping on mushrooms. “Y/N!” He yelled. “This is my baby sister, everyone.”

You rolled your eyes, walking further into the room, grabbing a drink from the cooler, and taking an empty seat on the opposite couch. “I’m less than a year younger than you, Pete.”

You heard a snicker from the one of the guys, looking over to see Colson covering up the smile on his face. “But you’re still younger than me so it counts.”

Everyone went back to their own conversations, which you were thankful for. “Y/N, you remember Colson, right?” Pete motioned to the blond guy.

“Yeah.” You nodded, looking him up and down. His muscle tank exposed the sleeves of tattoos, which seemed to cover every inch of his skin. “Your hair was different, but yeah I remember you.” You opened the beer on the coffee table, taking a swig.

“You’re the musician, right?” He asked you, leaning back onto the couch.

You nodded, “Aspiring musician but, yeah.”

“Oh, she’s great. You should hear her sometime.” Pete butted in, grinning like an idiot at you.

You rolled your eyes but had a smile on your face. “I work primarily as a songwriter and editor right now, but I’m trying to work on putting out some of my own stuff.”

You felt a little intimidated talking to Machine Gun Kelly about music, seeing as he was one of the best in the industry, but he seemed to be genuinely interested in your work. “Well, if you ever want some help or someone to listen to it, I’d be willing.” He flashed a smile, his bright blue eyes sparkling.

“Thanks, that’s really cool of you.” You bit your lip slightly, trying to hide the fact that you were totally breaking Pete’s rule.

Pete sent a glare your way to which you raised your eyebrow. You weren’t really flirting; you were just… making connections. “Anyways,” he cleared his throat, “I’ve been working on this sketch idea, Y/N, and I need your opinion.”

You nodded, letting him talk. “So, I was thinking like, there’s this guy with posters all over his wall. Like life size posters of a bunch of different people. And he falls asleep while doing homework and he dreams about them coming to life. And it plays out like one of those really bad commercials that encourage kids to stay in school and shit. Like the posters are telling him to study for his test, but then there’s this one poster that’s like, very sexy. And she’s just like, talking about hot dogs and everyone else gets really sick of it and one of the other posters tries to like, tear down her poster or something.”

Throughout his description, you got more and more confused. “Pete, that’s not funny that’s just fuckin weird.” His mouth hung open in shock. “Dude, seriously? The big punchline is the playboy poster girl talking about hot dogs until the other poster people get tired of it?”

“Yes.” Pete said, as if it were obvious. “That’s hilarious.” You glanced at Colson with a questioning look on your face. He seemed as unsure of the joke as you were.

“Pete, man, that’s not your best work.” Colson clapped him on the shoulder and you giggled at Pete’s disappointed expression.

“You guys are mean.” He pouted and you two laughed. “Ok, well, how would you make it funny?”

“I don’t know if you can, bro.” Colson’s laugh was contagious. When he laughed his whole body shook, his feet stomping and everything.

“What are the other posters?” You asked, trying to be supportive but knowing this wouldn’t turn out very good.

“Well, I was thinking maybe one is like a video game character. Like that lady from Wreck-It-Ralph. The mean one. And then like a snowboarder who is definitely high, and someone else, I dunno.” He shrugged, taking a hit from the joint in his hand and passing it to you.

“Okay…” You trailed off, looking at Colson for support. You brought the blunt to your lips, inhaling the smoke and bringing it down, letting the smoke leave your mouth slowly. You passed the joint to Colson, who gladly took it, a smirk on his face.

Pete looked between you two at the small interaction, a frown. “So, the posters,” he brought your attention away from the man again, “they’re all really serious about teaching this dude math. But the hotdog girl just keeps talking about hot dogs in like this really high-pitched voice.”

You watched the smoke fall from Colson’s lips, not fully paying attention to your brother.

“Yeah man, I think that sounds funny.” Colson told Pete, his eyes lingering on you for a little longer than they should have. “It could use some work but if anyone can make it funny, it’s you.” Colson punched your brother on the shoulder, but the look he sent you said the exact opposite.

You held in your giggle, taking another sip of your beer.

The rest of the night followed a similar pattern, you and Colson flirting and Pete trying to get in between you two. At one point, after a few more hits of weed and a couple more drinks, Colson brought out a guitar, insisting you play something for him. Where he got the guitar from, you had no idea, but you didn’t ask questions. Instead, you rolled your eyes, insisting that “if I have to play something, so do you.”

Everyone was too caught up in their own conversations to care about the noise, or too drunk. You started strumming, trying to remember the chords to a song you had started writing a few days ago. “There’s no lyrics yet, just a melody I came up with.” You blushed, feeling very self-conscious suddenly.

“Guess I’ll just free style to it then.” He chuckled as you started to strum, your fingers working the strings like they had your whole life.

The blond man closed his eyes, head nodding as you played and thinking of what to rap.

“Watch me, take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night. Catch me, I’m the one on the run away from the headlights.

No sleep, up all week wastin time with people I don’t like. I think, somethin’s fuckin wrong with me.

You smiled as he sang, watching his expressions change as he tried to think up the next line.

Drown myself in alcohol, that shit never helps at all

I might say some stupid things tonight when you pick up this call

I be hearin silence on the other side for way to long, I can taste it on my tongue, I can tell that somethin’s wrong.”

He opened his eyes, looking rather proud of himself. “I had some of those lyrics already, but I just changed ‘em a little. I really liked that.”

You nodded, “That was impressive.” You smiled, looking back down to the guitar when something hit you.

You began to play the same melody but pitched higher to fit your voice.

“Roll me up, and smoke me love

And we could fly into the night

You take drugs, to let go, and figure it all out on your own

Take drugs, on gravestones, to figure it all out on your own.”

You looked up to Colson, watching his expression change, his eyes wide. Pete had a proud look on his face.

“Pete, you are a sucky hype man. You did her no justice.” Colson hit Pete on the arm.

“Whaddya mean, I told you she was great.”

Colson looked over to you, a stupid smile on his face. “Seriously, that was fucking amazing. Like, we gotta write that shit out some day.”

You bit your lip, trying to stop the blush from reaching your cheeks. “Yeah, that’d be cool.” You were trying your best to keep your cool as Colson kept his gaze on you, but you were completely freaking out on the inside.

A little while later, almost everyone was gone except you, Pete, Colson, and Douglas Booth, who joined your conversation not long after your jam session. Pete let out a yawn, directing your attention to the time.

“Jesus, it’s already 4am?” You asked, a frown on your face.

“Why, you got somewhere to be, darling?” Douglas asked you, your face scrunching up from the nickname.

“I have a writing session at 11 am tomorrow. Or, today, I guess.”

Pete reached out to hit you in the head, playfully, which you dodged. “Go to bed, dummy.”

You shrugged, “I’m gonna be dead at it anyways, might as well keep the party going a little longer.”

Douglas rolled his eyes, patting your shoulder. “Be that as it may, I am ending this party and going home. Goodnight, guys. It was nice meeting you again, Y/N. Good to see you guys.” Douglas and the guys did that little hand slap and hug thing before he left.

“I love you both, but I will also be going to sleep. And you should too.” Pete stood up, stretching his arms out before giving Colson a fist bump and leaving to his bedroom.

Once your older brother left, Colson moved to the couch you were on, his arm falling over your shoulders. You looked up at him, raising an eyebrow. “And how can I help you Mr. Kelly?”

He chuckled, shaking his head. “I’m assuming Pete gave us both very similar talking to’s, given the glares you’ve been receiving all night.”

“You mean the “don’t flirt with my friends” talking to or the other one?” You tilted your head, a sly look on your face.

“That’s the one.” Colson laughed through his nose, an adorable smile on his face. You were both considerably high, but you still knew exactly what you were doing.

You moved closer to Colson’s body, “Well then I guess we’d better not do this.” You said quietly, leaning into him. “Or this,” You grabbed his jaw, inches from his face.

“Or this?” He whispered, connecting your lips. You smiled into the kiss, tasting the weed on his tongue. You adjusted your body so you were facing him, his arm that was once around your shoulder now wrapped around your waist.

His other hand grabbed your leg, pulling you up so you were straddling his lap, and your arms wrapped around his neck. His lips seemed to fit perfectly around yours, and you did all you could to keep yourself from moaning into the kiss as his hand began to travel up your leg.

Realization hit you like a brick wall, and you pulled away, your breathing heavy. “Sorry,” you muttered after a few seconds. You climbed off his lap, smoothing out your shirt. “We shouldn’t do that. I shouldn’t have done that.” You smiled awkwardly down at him.

He nodded, the same realization hitting him. “Yeah, that’s not the best idea. Sorry I wasn’t really thinking.”

You shook your head, cheeks still very red. “No, no, no don’t apologize. It was fine, it’s all fine.”

He nodded, looking down awkwardly. “I should get going.” He stood up, landing a little too close to you.

“Why don’t you just sleep here? Pete won’t mind and it’s a lot easier than going home.” You bit your lip awkwardly, taking a few steps back.

Colson scratched the back of his neck. This was a very different demeanor than he had before, and you found it very cute. “Are you sure?”

You nod. “I’ll get you some blankets and pillows.” You moved towards the guest bedroom, a guilty smile on your face. You moved your hand to your lips, feeling where Colson’s lips had graced you minutes before.

You came back to find Colson laying on the couch, one hand behind his head. “We don’t have to tell Pete about that, right?”

You shook your head, a small smile still playing on your lips. You put the pillow behind his head, watching his eyes as he watched your lips. “Stop looking at me like that or I’ll do something else we can’t tell Pete about.” You said quietly, watching him grin. You pulled the blanket over him, leaning down to be level with his face.

“I kind of like the things we can’t tell Pete about.” Colson chuckled, leaning forward to connect your lips again.

#mgk #mgk imagine #mgk angst #mgk fluff #machine gun kelly #machine gun kelly imagine #Colson baker #colson x reader #colson baker imagine #colson baker fluff #colson baker angst #pete davidson

[hops-hunny]

On Your Marks, Get Set, Go!!

Pairing: Neville Longbottom x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 2.5k

Request: @de4d-s0up“36,38,12 for Neville!❤️ fem reader and surprise me it can be fluff or smut OH OK IM EXCITED NOW😌 CONGRATS ON 300 BABES SO PROUD OF YOU<3”

Summary: (Y/n) spends so much time in Neville’s shadow that when she’s brought to the light she suffers from some massive stage fright and forgets her lines (not literally but like this sounds clever and you’ll get it soon. Just fuckin read it, yeah?

Warnings: None! A little angst but nothing too big, just majority fluff fluff fluff!

A/N: Can I just say that I love how well these flow together?? LIKE UGH YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME SOME GOOD SHIT TO WORK WITH!! This was very fun to write so tysm!

36.Admirer

38.Caught

12.“I’ve always liked you, you’ve just never noticed.”

If you were to ask (Y/n) who was the most attractive guy in the castle, she would 1000% say it was Neville Longbottom. For as long as she could remember, she was absolutely mesmerized by him and with time, he had gone from the adorable little guy she’d see in the hall into a charming young man who she could not be anywhere near. Yes he had a tendency to be a bit socially awkward sometimes but if anything, that added to his charm and if anything that made it even harder to talk to him. She didn’t want to have to face such an awkward interaction on why she was approaching him despite them not being friends nor having any classes together.

So she watched from afar, following him around the halls, sticking close to him whenever she could. It wasn’t in a creepy way however! She just found him to be beautiful and she couldn’t help herself. The more she thought about it she did sound like a stalker but that was such a strong word. And if he didn’t know of her existence could there really be any harm to what she was doing? That’s what she thought to herself as she stood behind the pillar, observing him as he conversed with his friends. Neville was currently laughing at something Dean had said as he shoved Seamus. (Y/n) couldn’t help the smile that was beginning to form at the boy’s laughter. His smile was simply contagious, a ray of sunshine indeed! She sighed to herself softly before biting the inside of her cheek.

“I wish he’d smile at me like that.” she murmured softly as to not alert them of her presence. If only she could speak, say even just one word to him. But alas, anytime she even attempted an utterance of a word her brain would short circuit and she went running the opposite way. It just wasn’t fair! She held tightly onto her books as dust fell from above her head, her (e/c) eyes growing wide as dust made its way into her nose. “O-oh no. Please, please ple-” she was cut off by the exact thing she didn’t want, a loud sneeze. She groaned, training her eyes to the ground in front of her. However if her luck wasn’t bad already a familiar pair of brown shoes stopped right in front of her. (Y/n) quickly snapped her head up looking at the boy of her affections. Neville stood in front of her, searching the pocket of vest for something until he pulled out a pale yellow handkerchief.

“You alright, love? That was some sneeze.” He said, holding out the small fabric to her as he offered her a small smile. She was stunned, Neville was talking to her. She kept her eyes locked with him with a shocked expression mouth agape. ‘Don’t just stand there!! Speak! Move! Do SOMETHING!!’. She slowly began to take small steps backwards, shaking her head ‘no’ frantically as she ran off down the hallway not even noticing she had dropped the little brown leather notebook she always kept on her. The gryfindor boy made a soft frown as he reached down, picking up the book. He flipped it open looking for a name relieved when he found a name on the inner cover. “(Y/n) (L/n), 6th year. Huh, I wonder why I’ve never seen her before?” He said to no one in particular as he walked back to Seamus and Dean who were laughing at the scene that had just played out in front of them.

“Geez Nev, we knew you were bad with women but that’s a whole new level!” Seamus choked out through laughs, reaching a freckled hand up to wipe the tears that had formed in his state of hysteria.

“Yeah seriously! What the hell did you even say?” Dean said, coming down from his laughter. Neville frowned some, shrugging his shoulders as he scratched the back of his head.

“I’ve got no clue. I saw she had sneezed and offered her my cloth and after I did that she just ran off! Is there something in my teeth? Do I smell bad?” He questioned, sniffing at his pits to check for any suspicious odor but found nothing but the smell of his body wash and deodorant. 

“No you don’t smell bad. Well no worse than usual that is.” Seamus said with a shrug. Neville rolled his eyes flicking him on the forehead with a scowl.

“You’re one to talk! Your natural scent is smoke and sweat, I don’t wanna hear it from you.” He grumbled out, shifting his eyes back to the book in his hands. The girl was clearly frightened of him, how was he supposed to get it back to her? “I just feel so bad, I don’t know what I did to make her so scared of me. I’ll wait a bit before I give it back to her.”

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And he had done just that. (Y/n) had noticed her journal was missing but didn’t think much of it. She had a habit of losing things and assumed it would get back to her in some way and plus, it wasn’t that important. It was just filled with notes and sketches of the different mushrooms she had found on the castle grounds. Whenever she had a free period or a bit of free time on her hands, one of her favorite things to do was identify rare breeds of fungi and other various plants. And although she had missed doing that, it had only been a week and it's not like she didn’t have parchment. The only thing that was frustrating about that was that parchment and scrolls lacked the same convenience that notebooks had. (she didn’t know why Hogwarts wouldn’t just get with the times. Where were they, Camelot?)However she had faith one of her friends would bring it back to her. (Y/n) didn’t have many which is why she wondered what was taking so long for the return of her notebook.

“Hey guys, have you seen my notebook? You know the little brown one I always carry?” she asked, plopping down on the old worn down couch in the (y/h/h) common room.

“Hmm, nope! Last time I saw it you were carrying it. Why? Did you lose it?” Gwen said as she continued to read her book.

“You’re so bad with keeping track of things. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t on your shoulders.” Marco said, rolling his eyes at his friend's irresponsible behavior.

“Oh come on that was ONE time! When the potion said it’d blow your head off I didn’t think it meant quite literally!” she huffed out, crossing her arms across her chest defensively. Her eyes lit up as she was reminded of a detail. “And besides, didn’t you drink that exact potion afterwards because you wanted to know what it felt like to have no head?”

Marco was silent, whistling as he avoided eye contact with his friend before his eyes landed on a familiar lanky brunette holding a certain little book that had been missing. “Hey, isn’t that the guy you fancy? He’s got your book!” he said, pointing in the direction in which Neville was coming from. (Y/n) gasped, gathering her stuff as she muttered something about ‘being late to class’ but right as she stood up, she was yanked back down by Gwen. “Woah, not so fast track star! How are you going to get your book if you leave?”

“Y-you can give it to me! Tell him you know me. See ya!” she said standing back up but once again, she was yanked back down. “Would you quit it?!”

“No can do buckeroo. You’ve gotta get your book back somehow. Neville’s a pretty honorable guy, I highly doubt he’s gonna give your book to some people who could possibly know you. He’d wanna give it directly to you himself.” Gwen said, still not looking up from her book. (Y/n) let out a defeated sigh. She was right. Neville is the type to make sure to get back a lost item to the person themselves to avoid any chance of them not receiving it. She knew that better than anyone.

Neville wiped his free hand on his pants leg, eliminating the thin layer of sweat that had gathered on it. He was nervous to say the least. It wasn’t that he didn’t have any female friends, it was just that the female friends he did have didn’t look at him like he was you-know-who himself. Since their last meeting, he had thought about the girl a lot. He couldn’t recall seeing her before and he wasn’t the type of person people hated without any rhyme or reason so it baffled him. Someone found him intimidating? That was a new one! Neville had taken the liberty of asking his friends what he could do to be more welcoming for people but they all just seemed to laugh in his face or scoff. 

He found the question to be an absurd one for him to be asking too but for some reason, all he wanted to do was be less scary. Less scary and more approachable to the girl so maybe, maybe he could talk to the mysterious beauty who he’d never notice. That was another thing that made him quite angry. In all his years of Hogwarts, how hadn’t he noticed such a rose in its prime? Even in her frazzled state her refinement was more than apparent. She had beautiful glowing (e/c) eyes, the cutest little nose, and two beautiful petals that were more commonly known as lips. Even now as he got closer and she had that same damn look on her face, she was the most beautiful girl he had ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on and he had done a lot more than just laying his eyes on girl’s.

“I-I believe this belongs to you?” He said, holding the book out in front of her. However, all the girl did was stare up at him with wide (e/c) eyes and her pretty little lips parted in horror. The girl to her right cleared her throat, nudging her not so blasé

 in her action. (Y/n) shifted to her eyes before quickly bringing them back to Neville as she closed her mouth. “Well it’s not that I believe it belongs to you, I know it’s yours. You dropped it when you ran away from me the other day.” He said looking away as he scratched the back of his head with his hand, running his fingers through his luscious locks of brown. “Now that I think about it, that doesn’t automatically make it yours. I’m sorry for assuming! You could’ve been holding onto it for a friend or or-”

“It’s hers. Thank you Neville, that was very kind of you and I’m sure (Y/n) appreciates it. Right (Y/n)?” Gwen asked, handing her the book from the boy's hands. (Y/n) just continued to stare. No movement, no indication that she did appreciate it.

“I’ve always liked you, you just never noticed.” she said softly, continuing on with her intense gaze. Her breath hitched as her eyes almost popped out of her head, both hands flying to her mouth. Not one person spoke, all her friend’s and Neville were just as shocked as she was at the announcement. “No, no, no. Fuck!” she mumbled with a great emphasis on the last word. She quickly stood up, running away making sure to not forget her book this time. 

(Y/n) continued to whip and run through the hallway, going as fast as her legs could carry her. She paid no mind to where she was going and quite frankly she didn’t care. Anywhere far away from Neville was good enough. If him catching her behind the pillar that day was the biggest embarrassment of the year, this was the biggest embarrassment of the century. How could she speak so freely, so carelessly? All those years of sneaking around, admiring him from a far were thrown down the drain. Things would never be able to go back to how they were without him noticing her there. She slid down the wall, pulling her knees to her chest as she sobbed loudly. It didn’t matter, no one came to this hallway so she didn’t have to think about what would happen if someone heard her. She sniffled, wiping her nose on her sleeve before glancing at the book at her side. Out of a fit of rage she picked it up, throwing it at the wall in front of her. She watched as the book fell with a thud, pages open to a random observation she had made about a spore specimen.

“I’m starting to think I’m bad luck. It appears as though anytime I’m around, you’ve got tears coming out of those pretty little eyes of yours.” Neville said softly, kneeling in front of the girl. (Y/n) brought her head up, (e/c) eyes staring into hazel ones.

“You...you think my eyes are pretty?” she questioned, tilting her head some as she sat up a bit straighter. Neville reached forward, gripping her small hand in his much larger one.

“Not just pretty, the prettiest. After I met with you that first time, I couldn’t stop thinking about them all night. Despite how horrified you looked at me, they were still the prettiest shade of (e/c) I’d ever seen.” He said, smiling softly at the girl’s flustered expression. “You know I’m a bit relieved to know that you like me.”

“R-really? Why’s that?” (Y/n) questioned, gripping his hand back as he helped pull her off the ground.

“Because, that means you don’t think of me as some scary monster! I was beginning to grow quite worried, y’know?” He said, chuckling a bit. (Y/n) gasped, smacking him on the shoulder a bit.

“Hey! I was not that bad….was I?” she asked, looking into his eyes. Neville bit his lip, looking away from her. “Oh come on! Can you blame me though? I’ve had a crush on you since we were on the train to Hogwarts for the first time. I remember I was so angry that I wasn’t the one who found Trevor for you.” she said, clinging onto his arm a bit. Neville looked a bit shocked at that revelation. Most girls didn’t pay him much attention till around 5th year, had she really liked him for that long?

“Does that mean that this,” he leaned down, pecking her on the lips before pulling away, “Was your first kiss?” He asked. (Y/n) had that same expression she had during the encounter a bit ago however this time, something was a bit different. She gripped his shirt before bringing his lips back down to hers kissing him with feverish intensity. Neville let out a small moan, gripping at her waist tightly as he pinned her against the wall causing her feet to dangle in the air.

(Y/n) was right on something, things would never be the same. But sometimes change was good. That was proven to her as Neville had his tongue down her throat.

#neville longbottom x reader #neville #neville longbottom #neville longbottom x y/n #neville longbottom x you #neville x y/n #neville x reader #harry potter #harry potter imagine #harry potter imagines

[minserenity]

Impossible Possibilities

Pairings: reader x idol!Chan (featuring the rest of Stray Kids)

Genre: fluff, humour, a little bit of angst later on

Synopsis: You have always been the kind of girl who follows rules and behaves according to them, always being a good daughter and a model student, helping others as much as possible and trying your best to make everyone around you happy. But what happens when a single rule gets in the way of your own happiness? Will you still follow it?

Warnings: none

 Chapter 4: Dreams and Reality

“Izzy I’m gonna go now, I’ll probably come back later tonight, so don’t wait for me for dinner, ok?” you shout before opening the front door of your shared apartment.

“Wait what? Why are you coming home late?” Izzy peeks out of her room, “What about our Disney movie night?”

“Right, I almost forgot about that…” you scratch your head, “I don’t think I’ll come that late anyway, a colleague just invited me… Actually I have no idea for what… But anyway, it’s just for a few hours.”

“Wait, wait, wait, what is this about?” she says, now standing arms crossed in front of her door.

“I’ll tell you everything when I’ll come back. Please, please don’t get mad at me, I have to rush or I’ll be late.”

“All right then, keep your secrets.”

***

“It’s seven o’clock and Chris is probably already waiting for me while I’m still here waiting for this stupid computer to download these files… come on, get a move!” You angrily gesture at your computer screen as if it could hear you, and that seems to actually work, since it only takes a couple more minutes and your job is done. Now you just have to find Miss Kim. You get up from your chair and approach the woman’s desk to ask her if she needs you to do anything else.

The older woman glances at the clock on the wall. “No sweetie, it’s already past seven, you should head home,” she says

“Thank you so much, see you tomorrow!” You happily pick up your little backpack and start pacing down the stairs. You check your phone, careful not to miss a step. 19:16. It’s late.

“You’re here! I thought you stood me up.” Chris is leaning to the wall next to the door, hands in his pocket and snapback on his head. His serious look changes into a soft smile as soon as he sees you coming.

“Yeah sorry if I was late, I had to finish a task,” you explain.

“Sure, don’t worry about that.”

“So where are we headed to?” you ask, sounding maybe a little too impatient.

“You’re quite new around here right? I have the perfect place in mind. Do you like quite places?”

“Are you kidding me? I love quite places, When I was younger I had this little hideaway only me and my friend knew about-” you stop yourself covering your face, a little self-conscious about your obvious excitement, “oh sorry, I’m just rambling.”

“You’re cute,” Chris chuckles and suddenly a rush of pink explodes on your cheeks.

The boy adjusts his hat and starts making his way to his secret spot, quickly followed by you.

***

The two of you reach a little park surrounded by blooming trees and fragrant lilac bushes. A gentle breeze is blowing causing the leaves to make a swishing sound, the perfect background music for the jolly birds’ chants. The atmosphere is so idyllic.

“Wow Chris this is amazing! I didn’t even imagine Seoul could have such nice places! It’s all so calm and peaceful here.”

“I always come here whenever I need to clear my mind, this place is soothing,” he states, sitting down on a wooden bench.

“Whoa, be careful Chris, I might steal your hideaway,” you say, still looking around in awe.

“Is that a threat?”

You let out a small laugh at his upset expression. “Maybe.”

Your stomach growls. Trying to cover up the sound, you place your hands on your tummy, but Chris notices immediately.

“Are you hungry?” he asks, tilting his head.

“Actually, I am a bit,” you admit, smiling shyly.

“Your stomach just growled, you must be very hungry.” Chris reaches out over his backpack taking two sandwiches and a bottle of water out.

“Here, take one,” he says, offering you the food.

Sensing your slight reluctance, he speaks, “I made them for us with my own two hands, so you have accept it or I’ll take offense.”

You fake an annoyed sigh, taking the ham sandwich in your hands.

“I hope you don’t have allergies or stuff like that though…” he adds, “I don’t really know much about you.”

He couldn’t be less true. You know absolutely nothing about him, but Chris has been more than gentle with you since you two first met, something tells you he’s a person you can trust.

“We can fix that, though,” he continues, “tell me three things you like and three you absolutely dislike, then I’ll tell you mine.”

You bring your fingers in a v shape around your chin, thinking about your answer. “Let’s see… I like dogs or pets in general, music and strawberries. I absolutely hate mushrooms, wasps and narrow spaces.”

“Mushrooms?” he repeats surprised.

“Yes, they’re the devil I despise them with all my might. Now your turn.”

“I like music, sports and I love dogs too! As for the things I dislike… Watching movies alone, cold pizza and people being fake.”

“Oh wow how deep,” you mock, earning a light nudge on your side, “but no, you’re right, fake people are the worst. I had a best friend up until high school, then I realised she wasn’t who I thought she was and I just… never spoke to her again.” You lower your gaze thinking back of all the memories.

“Yeah these kind of people are not good to be around.”

Feeling a little discomfort and wanting to avoid bringing up the past too much, you take a second bite of your sandwich and compliment the ‘chef’.

“Oh thanks, I just threw in what I had in the fridge,” he says, scratching his neck.

“I really like it…”

Just like that, heavy silence falls on the two of you. A wave of nostalgia, awakened maybe by the sudden reminiscence of the old times, hits you without warning.

“Do you ever miss home?” you ask, “I mean… I’m sure you do but-”

“Are you missing home right now?”

“I wish my little brother was here with me, he would have enjoyed this place so much,” you say, eyes fixed on the clouds.

“How old is he?” he asks, secretly scanning your pensive figure.

“He’s gonna turn eighteen this year, so I guess he’s not that little anymore.” You smile, turning your face towards Chris and catching him staring. The both of you end up blushing, then you quickly turn away.

“I have a younger brother too and a sister… I do miss them often, but moving here was my decision. You know… Chasing dreams comes with a cost,” his tone is now more serious.

“What’s your dream?” you ask, curious.

“My dream has always been to make music and share it with as many people as possible. Music has this extraordinary power to connect people, wherever they are, whatever they are doing… Have you ever thought that somewhere in this world someone is listening to the exact same song you are listening to, in the same moment? Feeling the same way? Music can make you feel better when you’re down, help you cry it out when you need it, cheer you up or express what you’re unable to with your own words… Music is… amazing.”

His eyes lit up as soon as he started mentioning music, everyone could see that he’s very passionate about it and only listening to him talk about his dream leaves you with this uncanny yet genuine happiness.

“What about you?” he asks back, facing you again.

You’re a little hesitant at first. Unlike Chris, you never believed you could ever achieve your dream, always pushing it back instead.

“I like dancing. I’ve been dancing since I learned to stand on my two feet. My dream must be about that… It might sound stupid, but I’ve always wanted to have a dance studio of my own. But still, that dream seems so far away.” You shake your head to clear it off from these thoughts.

“You can never tell. I believe you will achieve it one day. Maybe not tomorrow, nor next year, but if you strongly believe in your dream, you can make it come true.”

“I don’t know Chris… I’ve always been told that dance can only just be a hobby, that I can’t turn that into a fulltime job since is not something stable… and honestly I’ve grown into believing that too…”

“I don’t think you should give up on that and if you truly cherish something you can’t put it aside just because someone told you so,” he softens his expression, “I bet you’re a good dancer.”

“Let’s say I’m not a total beginner,” you confidently admit.

“You should meet my friends then, they’re dancers. Maybe you can talk to them.”

You nod, liking his idea.

Just like that, two hours have gone by without even realizing it. You feel your back pocket buzz for what was the umpteenth time. You pull your phone out noticing ten missed texts from your roommate and jump up from the bench. “Shoot, it’s late! I promised Izzy to come back in time for the movie.”

“Who’s Izzy?” he asks.

“She’s my roommate and she’s probably gonna be furious with me for ditching her. Thank you so much for this Chris. It was… healing.”

The boy smiles getting up from his spot as well. “No thank you for agreeing to come. I had a great time. I hope maybe we can meet like this again.”

Awkwardly standing in front of each other, Chris makes the first step and hugs you. As you breathe in, the scent of his cologne enraptures all of your senses making your head feel unexpectedly dizzy. He smells like an autumn night… It’s inebriating.

To your dismay, he pulls away giving you a big eye smile, a little dimple poking from his right cheek.

You stiffen up a little.

“That’s it,” you think, “You are so, so done for.”

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More on my random yokai watch headcanon of Directator being Hoaxy Coaxy's son and Madam Mushroom being the mom

* Hoaxy Coaxy and Madam Mushroom met when she was another in the long line of random people whose dreams he tried to eat. But instead when he poofed into her Daydream Dimension he found her standing ominously at the end of a hallway like the kids from the shining and then she lucid dream'd him into a nightmare and kicked his ass. I just feel like Madam Mushroom is probably the most powerful human in this universe and no yokai would stand a chance, lol. He was utterly enamoured instantly by this strange human who was able to take control of his dreams for herself with her sheer lack of fear of him. And also ykno how she was all ominous and talked in riddles and acted like a trickster goddess to the people of the town. And most importantly how she did all this despite having no actual supernatural abilities, she just liked to troll people for the fun of it! Thats something to admire!! So he came back and apologized for the dreamwalking and was like "oh btw im not just a regular nightmare im literally an eldritch monster from the realm of the dead" and she was like "fuck yeah i knew magic was real, yo dude can you send me into people's dreams so i can give them cryptic warnings about nothing while hovering in a red room". And he was like "Oh Fuck We Are Soulmates" And thus began a grand romance of spooky pranks and cutey kisses! :3

* imagine this old lady adorably curled up in the arms of a giant floating severed head cloud man with ten foot tall fangs and they is napping together n dreaming of having cute dates

* one day they literally just decided to have a kid and It Was Complete. Hoaxy just dreamed up a baby in five seconds and then they had to awkwardly fake madam mushroom being pregnant for nine months. It was like having the worlds most hilarious in-joke! (Becoming parents did not make them any less immature)

* to manifest this dream child in the physical world they had to create some sort of vessel to stick the boundless essense of chaos energy into. Naturally, madam mushroom picked the best shroom in her garden! So Directator never got to see any of his baby photos cos they were all of some horrifying screaming face on a plant.

* related note: when he found out about this he pretty much stared blankly into space for three hours. Tfw u thought u were a normal human for 28 years then ur mum is like 'daww look this is when u were a tumourous mass of teeth in the garden that sucked in nearby birds into a nightmare dimension'

* oh and the reason Hoaxy Coaxy isnt around during present day is cos he ended up getting arrested and sent to the Infinate Inferno with everyone else who pissed off Enma. One of his pranks probably just went too far one day or something. THOU SHALT NOT PLACETH WHOOPIE CUSHIONS ON THE ROYALE THRONE!! So he was unfortunately unable to see his kid for a long time and Directator grew up just thinking his mum's weird fairy tales were stuff she made up to entertain him as a baby. He kinda looked up to Hoaxy Coaxy as a fictional character of all those stories, and only pieced it all together when he finally met him. Alas, the curse of having a cryptic mother!

* probably ghoulfather busted hoaxy coaxy out of jail and he was stuck working for this dude even though he didnt wanna. Part debt to him for the rescue, part raising money to get back home to his wife and son, and part 'well fuck i guess this dude technically created me so i kinda gotta'. The game just says that ghoulfather created hoaxy coaxy and doesnt elaborate any further, so my headcanon is that he was an old imaginary friend ghoulfather dreamed up back when he was human. And he discarded him as useless when he first started becoming evil. Hoaxy was very young at the time and left completely alone without any support of other yokai to give him guidance, or otjer human friends to care about him. So he had a tough time and ended up becoming this evil dream parasite out of necessity to survive on his own. Originally he was just a small powerless jibanyan-esque cutie mascot, and he's bitter that his creator only wants to take him back now he's become powerful enough to be useful to his evil schemes. So he has less loyalty to the ghoulfamily than the others and isnt blinded to how ghoulfather's once good heart has been clearly corrupted long ago. However he's also not exactly a hero or anything, more just a chaotic neutral dude who only cares about A: fun and B: ok i guess i kinda love my wife and son now. So his dissent is more just whining about how bored he is and noone respects him and cmon just finish the stupid evil plan already so i can go home. Also i know ur technically hia grandfather but ur not invited to my son's birthday party!!!

* anyway i dunno how but eventually directator's gotta reunite with his dad and itd be all teary and heartwarming and then he'd be like "CUT CUT CUT ok lemme take that from the top" *repeats exact same crying but now the crew is filming it* And hoaxy is like 'oh thank god my boy turned out just as silly as me'

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the price on this better version cpu went up already

cool.. I don’t have to copy price numbers of the delivery by hand. because they’re placed automatically

but.. there’s like.. a thing.. that.. if you add 2 or 3 different delivery methods.. than clients can use this free delivery stuff yearly subscription where they just pay and can get free shipping all year

so.. I can add either.. like.. some PO box delivery.. or a courier company delivery

or maybe a self pickup

and there’s something like.. “returns” chapter..

I need to take a picture of this processor again

my “drafts” are saved.. but.. I had a draft before.. and it disappeared.

oh kay. I found

https://youtu.be/eayfAuyM1K0?t=606

https://youtu.be/prmDMySPhzs

e sports

https://youtu.be/prmDMySPhzs?t=26

she laugh like.. “s.white”

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wow that’s vietnamese right?? I also though that s.white is vietnamese

no that’s thai. thai yes. thai

not vietnamese but thai, but these countries are really close

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Thailand/@12.9574836,99.980922,6z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x304d8df747424db1:0x9ed72c880757e802!8m2!3d15.870032!4d100.992541

yes. I knew that

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Thailand/@20.5486534,91.2040897,5.48z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x304d8df747424db1:0x9ed72c880757e802!8m2!3d15.870032!4d100.992541

bangladesh is considerably/relatively further

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Thailand/@18.4387067,97.4170051,5.48z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x304d8df747424db1:0x9ed72c880757e802!8m2!3d15.870032!4d100.992541

hanoi is really far

I was telling you that s.white is from thailand. I was saying vietnam. but.. I though that this language is vietnamese

https://images.app.goo.gl/4GjH1c4aYvQdK75x7

how does vietnamese language look like. it’s actually really similar

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that’s thai not vietnamese

https://youtu.be/gNqC5eqRBCw

“love at first swipe”

https://youtu.be/gNqC5eqRBCw?t=134

https://youtu.be/gNqC5eqRBCw?t=142

that’s the instrument

https://youtu.be/yG9GYo3EjHU?t=30

https://youtu.be/yG9GYo3EjHU?t=50

she looks like s.white

https://images.app.goo.gl/8sTTzpw2tMC2MiqJ8

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?t=55

so this is thai not vietnamese. I though it’s vietnamese.. thai and vietnamese look very similar

that’s thai not vietnamese. I just confused because they look the same

https://youtu.be/Rp_tLhL18RM

https://images.app.goo.gl/N29X69eTgnkzwTdEA

she looks so much like s.white. they’re both from thailand

or vietnam.

https://youtu.be/xACuBen62f4

https://youtu.be/07VsE4cbXwY

https://youtu.be/07VsE4cbXwY?t=642

yes nyx ulti has removes passives

https://youtu.be/07VsE4cbXwY?t=722

I would not get bkb on pa.. satanic instead.. bkb useless item

although satanic is a bit expensive.. has expensive compoenents

https://youtu.be/07VsE4cbXwY?t=965

damn.. hope these cookies this time are gonna turn out good

I was biting and I have the cold feeling again. this is the feeling when you get when you have.. you know.. tingles.. in your leg if you sit on you leg too much

so it means that this tooth gets more blood because I get tingles

its roots get pushed deeper

and I don’t know where tommyam is from

I think she was like. malaysia

should I do apple pie instead?? I have these apples.. but.. they’re really small. so peeling them would take a lot of time.. I would rather add some bigger apples.. and it doesn’t matter if they’re sour or not when you add apples in a pie. all apples work the sour work well in a pie

or the fat cake..

omg.. the gooseberry.. cake lol

gooseberry is such a weird fruit

ok got it foudn this video

no that wasn’t it now I have it

I need to write it down again because I lost the recipe that I had written down before

this cake is really fat and I don’t have easy to peel apples..

but without this cream inside it would be dry

I can add preservers.. then it would be really sweet..

so I should not add as much sugar in this cake I guess

bread diet again

miracle bread diet

some noodles recipe..

looking at this cooking channel cooking videos

she has a lot of videos and she makes really good food.. I mean. her recipes are good. I tried her recipe for one cake.. that were bought from a shop but I liked this cake so I searched internets to see what cake it is.. and I even struggled somet ime to find a name of this cake.. because this cake has 3 names people call it differently.. so it has 3 names.. so I foudn this channel. and she has a lot of videos like.. I think she has more than 1000 videos and 99.99% of them are about cooking

and she has.. recipes on.. how to make.. like.. creme for a cake.. etc.

and a lot of other recipes, cakes a lot of cakes.

and recipes with potatoes. and flour.. the ones I also think that are good

she has a lot of recipes. and I lot of them are familiar to me but I can’t like.. I don’t know how exact recipes.

a lot of interesting recipes. some rizotto recipe

tomato soup with rice. I like this soup too. she has a lot of recipes that I like

soup with peas

wow even “onion rings”

bread recipe

some baked apples with rice and sugar?? and cream I don’t think I would like it

but I never ate rice with sugar.. apples with sugar are good but I don’t know about rice

cucumber soup

she has really good food

one recipe is.. potato pancakes with apples. it’s popular in here

but my mother usually.. doesn’t make that. she usually makes just pancakes with apples.. without any potatoes.. her pancakes with potatoes aren’t.. amazing in my option.. I mean.. they are good only if they’re really well fried.

how to even make them.. lol.. I actually have no idea if they are made with adding flour or not

yes lol. I was right. she’s adding flour. I actually didn’t know that they’re made with flour

potato pancakes with apples.. my mother doesn’t add apples to them. maybe it’s not bad idea to make them

I have apples so it’s not a bad recipe. because I have apples you know

and potatoes of course

but mostly apples because I can make something with apples because.. these apples won’t last forever you know

so I could use it for something

I never knew that they’re made with flour

when I was young.. my mother had a lot of cooking books.. damn.. she had a lot of cooking books with recipes.. a lot.

she also has.. you know.. some confetionery stuff.. something like apple/cream cheese turnovers

and she has recipes on how to make fruit preserves for winter. in jars.. and.. vegetables in jars for winter too

onion pancakes??

and.. like.. cabbage pancakes.. cabbage pancakes may actually be good.. I saw stuff like that.. that people were making in I think in.. thailand or somewhere around there.. for street food you know.. I don’t know if it was thailand exactly

but they looked really apetizing

so I think that cabbage is actually a good idea

I saw on youtube that people were selling some pancakes with cabbage.. so if they were bad then they wouldn’t be selling them I guess

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=36

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=92

miss dia is from india

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=184

this indian accent.

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=271

people eat with hands in india

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=308

damn she sounds so.. all indian girls have this accent

this accent sounds really familiar to me. I mean. she sounds so similar to other indian girls damn

https://youtu.be/6SU7jn0z2ys?t=381

who was the girl..

https://youtu.be/Zq8Rjv9E1Uo

bangladesh

https://youtu.be/Zq8Rjv9E1Uo?t=81

she was in holland to see like.. some watches.. and..

no.. that was switzerland.. yes.. switzerland is famous for making watches I think

people say that swiss watches are really good I mean. there’s a saying.. when something goes well then it’s like in swiss watch/clock

if something works really well then it’s like in a swiss clock

https://youtu.be/X86S5oZzzh4?t=179

https://youtu.be/IN7G03jzMY0?t=17

https://youtu.be/XDsEkuNLZsM?t=254

https://youtu.be/pqOc_0OmFKU

what langauge is that

looks similar to thai language

I’m guessing that it’s.. cambodian.. or.. the other one.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cambodia/@15.7102257,99.3398038,6z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x310787bfd4dc3743:0xe4b7bfe089f41253!8m2!3d12.565679!4d104.990963

laos..

https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E0%A7%A8%20%E0%A6%95%E0%A6%BE%E0%A6%AA%20%E0%A6%AE%E0%A6%AF%E0%A6%BC%E0%A6%A6%E0%A6%BE%20%E0%A6%86%E0%A6%B0%20%E0%A7%A7%E0%A6%9F%E0%A6%BF%20%E0%A6%A1%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%AE%20%E0%A6%A6%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%AF%E0%A6%BC%E0%A7%87%20%E0%A6%A8%E0%A6%B0%E0%A6%AE%20%E0%A6%A4%E0%A7%81%E0%A6%B2%E0%A6%A4%E0%A7%81%E0%A6%B2%E0%A7%87%20%E0%A6%B8%E0%A6%95%E0%A6%BE%E0%A6%B2%20%E0%A6%AC%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%95%E0%A7%87%E0%A6%B2%E0%A7%87%E0%A6%B0%20%E0%A6%A8%E0%A6%BE%E0%A6%B8%E0%A7%8D%E0%A6%A4%E0%A6%BE%20%E0%A6%B0%E0%A7%87%E0%A6%B8%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%AA%E0%A6%BF

bengali

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cambodia/@17.19939,98.7084869,5.49z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x310787bfd4dc3743:0xe4b7bfe089f41253!8m2!3d12.565679!4d104.990963

there’s also muyanmar

wow you can see each city name in their original language..

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cambodia/@19.6414071,92.9843886,5.48z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x310787bfd4dc3743:0xe4b7bfe089f41253!8m2!3d12.565679!4d104.990963

bengali is langauge of bangladesh.. rumena’s language

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cambodia/@19.8134627,78.3369303,5.48z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x310787bfd4dc3743:0xe4b7bfe089f41253!8m2!3d12.565679!4d104.990963

why indian city names letters look different.. how many languages is there..

maybe.. they’re just old.. and the country borders changed and city names stayed the same

I also.. like.. could just make a confetionery sugar glaze

groat pancakes

mushrooms in cream. my mother was doing that always in autumn

wow the cookies that I also know

some weird recipes.. and.. some more cookie recipes.. something with berries.. I actually have a lot of some.. cherries I think.. in the freezer.. I have a lot of cherries in the freezer.. I think they’re cherries. I don’t know what to do with them. I could cook them with sugar and add to cake

wow.. there is this.. I think it’s this soup that one girl that I was talking to was talking about.. she told me about this soup and I heard about it for the first time in my life. I think it’s the same soup

more cookies, and there’s just a lot more recipes

something that looks like a protein bar

I’m like.. at 36% right now..

she even has the pumpkin cake.

wow. she has one nice recipe.

potato cakes??

cream cheese donuts

wow. another my mother’s recipe.

potato caserole with cheese

donuts with apples

custard butter cakes..

potato pizza, salad with pasta

the cake with some custard like filling.

I ate it from the bakery

and another good cake that I ate one day

32 gigs used.. and I don’t have a lot of tabs opened..

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=18

so much like “s.white”

damn.. not enough ram... xD

I’m not using the ssd for paging so it loads really slowly from hard drive.. jesus..

and I get 5 second lags sometime

jesus christ..

it shouldn’t be using so much ram.

I get 5 seconds lag in game.. because hard drive is slow..

need motherboard with more ram slots and more ram..

should I restart browser?? we’ll see how much ram windows is using.. it’s unbelievable

it’s using way too much ram that it should..

and I have no idea why.. and.. the even worse thing.. is that.. it doesn’t keep stuff in the ram.. kinda.. but moves it to hard drive.. it’s only using 50% of ram.. so stupid.. why

xD

“gay clubs” in apex legends. xD

“dig bics only” gay club

“ap3x”

“without goal or direction” - that’s what one girl from philippines said

lol ez snipes.. xD

with longbow lol

lol we won

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=99

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=150

it’s like.. lower fps..

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=158

I found a longbow with sniper scope and stock and magazine on the start.. so I was like.. “if life gives you lemons make lemonade”

I was shooting pretty well in close range.. actually really good tracking the target.. with mouse.. but it was alternator.. and it doesn’t have any recoil.. r-99 has recoil but.. I think I wasn’t doing that bad with r99 too

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=613

she has good mouse sensitivity

she’s not super bad

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=915

not bad

I’m also not bad but I wasn’t feeling as good before..

today I’m hit more shots

https://youtu.be/YRt1EI9_it4?t=1044

jesus christ 13 kills. what is she another aceu?

https://www.youtube.com/c/JinNyOfficial/videos

she was walking like she was playing counter strike.. she’s some.. she has some logo and a shirt.. thailand.. oh they have a lot of kids who are.. like.. competitive like.. espots, and.. many different.. like.. cup sports.. like..

some esports.. team or something

“amd ryzen radeon valorant master”

tommyam also plays pubg

“underlords, auto chess, “

she was playing apex legends a year ago. and she plays csgo.. I told you.. her movement was like from cs go..

it’s interesting to see that she’s playing pubg. because it’s.. like.. this game was made in korea so everyone around is playing it and there’s a lot of hype there around this game. everyone is playing it there

I think pubg is interesting

environment.. maybe is.. actually like.. in thailand and korea

it’s like.. a map.. that has a lot of.. water.. islands.. and trees I think I guess seem like they would be.. like the environment would be from there.. there’s a lot of islands.. beaches.. it’s like in malaysia philippines..

so people who made this game were inspired by their environment

lol.. and her videos are getting encoded in vp9.. so she has good quality..

https://youtu.be/yaHEk5FKSNU

even with 700 views..

how does she get vp9..

her quality is really good.. I wonder how she makes her videos..

does she.. download it from twitch?? I wonder

and how does she get vp9.. 700 views is enough?

https://youtu.be/yaHEk5FKSNU?t=298

why people liked auto chess but nobody liked pokemon card battle..

I tried bread diet before.. and it doesn’t work for me.. I think it’s because bread has salt..

so I can eat like.. bread.. like.. once in a while.. but I should eat something else..

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=32

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=228

she has good control of aim

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=491

wingman longbow

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=639

wingman used to be good honestly actually before..

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=744

they have a lot of competitions in malaysia and.. in all the countries that are there.. like.. a lot of esports competitions.. and other ones.

they have a lot of esports competitions in these countries

I found longbow with a lot of attachments on start.. so I third partied easily one squad

I guess that’s a sniper meta now..

jesus christ what a stupid dumbass lands on top of 3 teams

fucking plats 4

fuck.. the sound didn’t record. because it stops recording when audio cable gets disconnected and reconnected..

yes. I duo. this is what I wanna play

fuck you

fucking retards goes dies and pings non stop for helping him when I get 2nd squad on me..

there was already.. 4 squads there.. xD

retards xD what the fuck

there were so many squads there.. but I killed one dude with mozambique.. but.. he didn’t have shield..

and my aim is better today I guess

oh shit.. so many squads again

my wingman aim was good..

I had a headshot. my wingman aim is not bad

what the fuck. my team is always trash. they wanna go solo and die first.. jesus..

nice.. that was gold player

ok.. I need to eat something more. something sweet

last game. it’s pointless

I’m getting third partied 100% of the time

I fell.. lol..

bangladesh is quite far from jordan but they look similar

jesus.. bloodhund is the weirdest shit ever. skins are also really fucked up

third party.. lol top 2

ok we had some points. we killed some noobs

I think I still need to increase mouse sensitivity.. I mean. for close distance.. it’s not even fast enough.. for long distance.. it’s kinda fast..

but I need to play more to get used to it. first games I don’t get used to it as much

damn I can’t hit as well without the good wingman sight.. I’m not as good with default

ok I’m playing solo this time.. I need to get 3 kills and top 10 to get 4 points

ez

I need to open window but it’s really cold..

at night

fuck this game I need to eat something sweet

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=13

“pro esports gamer”...

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=44

2600 kills on one legend.

https://youtu.be/6ZxHe132bbo?t=104

I had 2 kills with mozambique

I think it shoots faster than wingman right?

maybe I hate this.. attachemnt..

this default iron sight on wingman is shit

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=467

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=475

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=482

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=756

ac build for pa slardar

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=1056

I also said that I would get satanic before butterfly.. idk why he bought butterfly first.

butterfly is good with illusions though.. attack speed and agility work with illusios.. so maybe he wanted to have more damage to kill supports fast

https://youtu.be/vwUyCokyPmw?t=1183

вафлора

that was a nice headshot though smoke

with wingman

I didn’t even see him because he disappeared in smoke.. but I knew where to aim and I knew that it may be a headshot. because I was aiming high.. and he was moving in one direction so I predicted where he’s gonna be and I knew that if he’s not starting to change strafing direction then I can hit him for a headshot

and he kept strafing so he got hit

https://youtu.be/TTM_KLPYPn8

https://youtu.be/TTM_KLPYPn8?t=14

of course he misses 10 shots in a row but when I decide to close distance on him he hits me 3 times in a row..

https://youtu.be/TTM_KLPYPn8?t=170

kinda seemed slow.. this sensitivity

https://youtu.be/TTM_KLPYPn8?t=124

I cannot see shit because of this “muzzle flash”

I wasn’t playing bad. because today I was feeling better

but I don’t know what to do about third parties.. every time I get 3rd and “4th party.”.

damn the hip firing is so weird in this game.. the muzzle flash covers all the screen and the gun..

[jenna347-blog]

Chapter 5 (Koopa Kingdom fanfiction) draft I may edit this later on

                               Chapter 5

               (Meanwhile Ludwig point of view)

Me, Lemmy, Morton jr., Iggy, and Roy went out to find and rescue Kamek and King/Prince of Koopa. As soon as they arrived at the kidnappers' hideout according to Iggy’s’ tracking device, and the castle looked familiar. “If my calculation is correct, I believe our father, brother, Kamek all should be here you guys.” “I hope you’re correct Iggy because I don’t want to go through this bullshit again.” Roy said in a concerning tone. “Yea Iggy, maybe this could be a damn trap bruh.” Lemmy replied while Iggy pulled out a 3D blueprint watch layout of the building. “Look, I know this could be a damn stretch, but I placed a tracking device microchip while they were sleeping, and those dots on my blueprint is their exact location. At longs, we follow this carefully we may rescue our king, prince, and Kamek….” I interrupted him. “Sorry to interrupt you, Iggy, even though this is a good idea. But I should make the decisions around here as a true leader should.” “Well, “Mr. Leader” if you let me finish maybe you know that I was going to say that we need to make sure stick together and make sure we’re not detected, it shouldn’t take us maybe not even 30-60 minutes if you follow my league.” They all agreed, Iggy made sure to disarm any type of alarm, CCTV, and in case they had body heat sensors. As soon he was finished, he finally transported us inside making sure no one notice once we entered. “Okay guys, and before you say or do anything stupid like you always do Roy. Roy gave Iggy type of look how dear you say something so foul. Don’t give me that look, Roy, you know it’s true, but anyway it says that they’re located on the other side of the building. If we are very careful and not make any sound, we could rescue them in a snap.” “Don’t you think we should split up to make sure we get every area in this castle bruh?” Lemmy asked I replied to his question by saying. “You may have a point, but like Iggy had said before we need to make sure we stick together just in case we can charge at our enemies head-on. Plus, this place is like a maze and could be boobytrapped” “I guess you’re a right bruh.” “Stop lollygagging around chumps, let’s get our family and get the fuck out of his, the others are probably worried sick about us by now.” I thought to myself that Jennifer was worried about me as well, felt the same way about her. I knew I couldn’t contact her to make sure she was okay, because we both knew if she ever gets caught in my room she could go straight to the dungeon. Feel like I love way too damn much to ever lose her, it’ll break my heart. “Look I’m the only one who should make the decisions here wellbeing the leader and all. I think we should split up: I and Lemmy will go left and two just go straight, think we could make it out better that way. Not just that we have wands and not just that Iggy and I aren’t stupid, unlike some people that we know.” “HEY!! Who are you calling…”? “Who cares, and you two want someone to hear us you loudmouths, and back to you Ludwig you may be the oldest and share the same IQ, but I still have the right equipment to figure out our way around this damn castle, so if you just want to use your wand fine by me. Just don’t cry to me when you both are going to bloody die, let’s go Roy seems like our brother thinks he’s better than us.” Lemmy shockingly looks at me. “Ludwig, this doesn’t seem like you in any way, not just that I never would think you’ve called me and Roy stupid. If you feel that way about us, then I think that we should separate as well. This is probably why dad picked Jr to become the future king of our land, going with Iggy and Roy, please think about it for a minute because I don’t want to be near someone who acts like because I miss the old Ludwig. Yo, wait up for me bros.” While walking towards the end of the hallway had long thought about what Lemmy had said and he was right about it including Iggy and Roy. But at the same time should know that I’m trying to prove to our father that I could take charge, even though I truly hate my ratchet family still must have to make my father think I’m better than those morons. They just don’t understand I must take over that kingdom for my own, at the same time can’t allow them to see that maybe the reason why I reacted the way I did towards them was that I truly miss Jennifer even though we just that but it felt like that we knew each other for a very long time. As soon as I went towards the end of this hallway, I hear some mumbling in one of these rooms it could be them or could be a trap, placing my hand against the wooden door trying to magically can see what’s going on on the other side of the door. Looks like them but at the same time it doesn’t, trying to phone-in Iggy, Lemmy, and Roy nobody answers thought they were still pissed, so I left a message trying to tell them that I could’ve found them in this room. Once I did so, Lemmy was the one who called me back via face cam but only wanted to communicate in a whisper. “Yo Ludwig, when I, Iggy, and Roy went to our separate ways somebody just snapped them into a room, but I ran away before they could get to me. You need to come by, and we need to figure out what to do bruh.” “Sure Lemmy, I’ll be there in a quick minute. Replied and used transporting spell to his location. Ok, so what the hell happened, and why didn’t you help in any way?” “I got scared okay damn bruh. Let’s just find them including pops, Junior, and Kamek.” I just wish he wasn’t so damn careless, so he shows me the room that the guys that grabbed them into. Like I thought it would be bloody empty, and I asked him was he sure that he saw these unknown people snatch them into this room. He was for certain that he had seen them doing this, thought maybe they had gone into a hidden passageway either behind the bookshelf or underneath the floor, the only one that would work was the false floorboard. “Ludwig, I don’t think we should go down there, because we could get caught.” “I don’t think we have anything to worry about don’t be stupid and so damn scared of everything.” “Yea, tell that Iggy and Roy the same thing bruh.” While rolling his eyes, I could tell that he felt like a total wimp kind of like Larry in away.  “Whatever, just help me get this bookshelf open maybe they through here.” (I just wanted to get this over with and make Bowser see I should be the one who could take over the Koopa kingdom and not that damn brat, while my beloved become a queen of all koopas. I miss my princess the sooner I get them the better.) “Damn dude it's so damn dark in these halls.” “What do you expect? It’s a damn tunnel and keeps it down we may get caught.” “Maybe we should at least have a torch to lead the way you know how I feel with dark areas.” (Please kill me). “Okay, let me figure out where we could find something to “light up this room” or I got one deal with the darkness… Forgot about his rainbow hair and war face makeup tends to act like a glow stick. Maybe we could use your hair and your war face paint as a glow stick to find our way towards our family.” “Bruh, I’m just hoping that we don’t run into a trap would be a bummer…. (Mumbling). If I’m correct that sounds like Iggy and Roy.” “Let’s slowly go in to make sure this isn’t a trap like you had mentioned before. As I slowly crept up towards “Iggy and Roy” only finding out that these were dummies and a recording the door behind had slammed shut before it did, we saw the crooks who kidnapped them in the first place. Damnit, can’t believe we fell for that bull!” (Fawful on a projector) “Is this mic working? There it goes, hello Ludwig and Lemmy, I hope you like your new room because I wanted to make sure you koopalings were in a pleasant place to be in.” “Where’s our family you monster?” Trying to act like a tuff 4-year-old child. (Great job Lemmy) “Aww! You’re so damn cute little Koopa if I told you that what would be the fun in that right. Oh yeah, before I forget Ludwig, I think you would love this new gift that one of my goons had grab from your room. But some birdy had told me that nobody in your family knows about your little princess I heard she’s from a different universe, you’re probably wanted to know how I know all about this outsider. But Fawful would promise you that this young lady would be treated so damn well, don’t worry about anything my dear Ludwig, because if you try anything maybe just maybe you’re going to be the next red cap mustache fat plumber, who knows right but I’m going to keep you from your woman, adopted father, grandfather, or your brothers right. Oh yeah before I let you two go also got the rest of your clan as well, just because like before Fawful is going to take over Koopa, Beam Bean, and that got damn mushroom kingdom a place that your dumb drunk ass father tried to take something that belongs to yours truly…. Muffling and crying Fawful slaps Jennifer. You better shut the hell up! I wanted to kill him so damn bad I think I’ll let you go have a great day.” “Ludwig, you allowed an outsider into our castle, what the fuck is wrong with you bruh? You always called me and Morton dumb, but I think this is the worst thing that you ever have done.” “I didn’t she came all on her own, I thought she was working for the Mushroom kingdom but the time we got to know each other we started to love each other. Look Lemmy I know you wouldn’t understand, but she’s my princess and my everything, if I lose here don’t know what I’m going to do anymore can’t live without her.” “Hey look, man, even though I shouldn’t get mad at you because our dad did the same thing right. We could get through this just need to figure out a way to fight for our family, you’re the best leader that we could ever ask for, so why are we standing around and acting like the end of the world let’s go get them. So, what do you think do you want to save our family and your princess? While holding his hand out, I guess he was trying to say was “everyone can fall, but we can get back on the horse again”. Hmmm. Maybe we could use our wands to get out of here and try to reach towards them.” “The only problem would be if Fawful has CCTV with audio around here, don’t want him to catch on with our plans.” Lemmy took out a pen and notepad he said, “just take your wand from your hair, try to see if they’re any cameras in the room and if so, try to get rid of them.” I thought this could work but had to think about this, even though we can’t just sit here and do nothing while our family even though I kind of despise them, but I need to save my deadly princess she needs me more than ever. So, I went along with his plans did so, but I had to make sure I do this correctly without setting any alarms. (One of the Cameras breaks and waits). “Hopefully that works, but I have a feeling that’s not the only one in this room. I don’t know why but that was too damn easy.” “Maybe I could get a whack at it bruh. Putting his wand on his temple guessing if he could find a trick on allowing him to find a way to destroy the motherboard. Okay, bro, I found something to make sure he wouldn’t expect a damn thing, Iggy once showed me a trick to destroy a switchboard if it connects via CCTV going towards body heating type scanners.” “Don’t just tell me this just do it, Lemmy.” Heard something in the distances, then the door finally opened, didn’t think he was this clever with anything, or at least listen to either me or Iggy. “Okay, hopefully, that’ll allow us to get around this castle for now before Midbus tries to fix it. But I don’t have to worry about old pig boy though bruh. Saying all of this while laughing. But maybe I could my wand to try to use it like a wishbone and try to find them that way.” “You mean we could’ve done that from the start, Lemmy!” Grabbing him by his shirt. “Oh, I didn’t say that before, even though if I did tell you, you’ll think I was beyond stupid bruh.” “And if you fuck up this time, and my princess dies. I’m either going to kill you by breaking you into pieces or allow Fawful to do anything he wants to you.” “Yeah bruh you got my word, please let me go. Replying as he was barely breathing, then I let him go. Thought you would never let me go, don’t know what’s wrong with you man starting to worry me bruh, just calm down we’ll find her trust me on this one bruh. Trying to get a signal on his wand finally got something northwest of the castle. I think we’re so damn, says that they should be right in this room.” “You better be right boy, like I said someone is going to see their maker. Once we enter this room, and there was my beautiful princess including our family. Trying to untie them, as soon they were free my dear love was trying to say something and looks like she wanted to tell us someone was behind us. “Oh, Ludwig and Lemmy Koopa, you thought it was going to be that easy to defeat me. Midbus, get these nasty little Koopas and show them how we do it in Bean Beam Kingdom mon.” “Sure thing Lord Fawful.” “Lemmy, just try to get them out of here I’ll take Midbus head-on.” Lemmy took his wand and tries to take them back to the castle, but some reason his wand doesn’t work in this room. “Dammit, dude! I guess we must do this old fashion way. Saying this while Midbus is beating every living shit out of me. (Muffling). Are you trying to say something strange lady? Let me take this bandana off your face okay.” “First Lemmy I do have a damn name, and second Fawful if you don’t let us go, I’ll make you pay for everything you have done to us.” “Oh, Jennifer, you think you could do anything in this universe. Not even the Mario bros could finish me off, it got so bad that they needed King Bowsers' help tried to stop me from taking over Bean Beam, Koopa, and the Mushroom Kingdom. But guess what Fawful keeps coming back for more Fawful never stops keeps moving forward, so if you think some low life human could stop me, I would like to see you try.” Starts laughing, but that quickly ended when he heard Midbus being dropped to the ground moaning in pain later died when from having his neck snapped. “Don’t you lay a hand on her you little ingrate. I can see in the corner of my eye my deadly princess whispering to Lemmy with an evil smirk for some reason I already knew he was going to do something looking back at Fawful. I think my love wants to do something to you, Lemmy maybe we should allow her to torture Mr. Fawful. I want you to untie our family get them out of here while I and Jennifer deal with him” “Sure thing bruh.” “I know you want to hate me King Bowser, but this isn’t the time to do so we can talk about this when we get back to the castle. Now for you Fawful, you had kidnapped the wrong chick today little boy. As Jennifer throws him across the room. Is there any way to reverse the spell barrier, so we could make this torture so much fun? Bowser nods even though I could tell that he was kind of piss for her trespassing into our castle, but also knew this wasn’t the perfect time to start an argument and started to head back to the castle while I and Jennifer handle Fawful.  Now back at you little monster. Would you like to know what I could do? Well, when I was back in Ludwig’s’ room, found a book that I could let say have 2 voices in the same mind, instead of rambling on, Lira can just show you what I’m rambling on about right.” (summons Lira). “It’s nice to meet you Mr. Fawful heard so much about you my dear….” Fawful interrupts her after he spits in her face and being tied up. “I don’t know who you think you are, but when I get out of these ropes you and the Koopa clan are freaking dead. Not just that I’ll soon enough control all of these fine kingdoms.” I placed a gag ball in his mouth to shut him up. “His voice was so damn annoying now would you finish Ms. Lira.” “Oh, I sure can Mr. Ludwig, thank you so very much. Where was I oh yes, Ludwig could you help me torture our guest? He agreed to her offer. Great, Mr. Fawful would love to show you what we going to do for you and to you (a table full of drills and many other dangerous tools). Ludwig, please pick one of these lovely blunt objects to make our guest feel so good dear sir.” “Sounds good to me Ms. Lira, maybe I should try this torch lighting up this steal pole placing this on his face” An evil smile was upon both of our faces, too bad that my beautiful princess couldn’t experience this pleasure. While burning the pipe, Lira finds out that Fawful tries to untie himself and she prevents him to free himself. “Mr. Fawful you think you could get out of here that easily, not under my watch. Explains to him while giving out an evil laugh. Now, Ludwig, I hope that pipe is ready for some great burns, don’t worry my dear sir this wouldn’t hurt a bit maybe in my point of view, but a lot on you though.” Telling her that it finally was ready, placing it upon his face turning it around slowly, she told me that my beautiful princess was so damn happy that I cause him so much pain she also felt the same way. “Well, Fawful, I think it’s Lira turn to cause you some pain, and if she doesn’t mind it’ll get to the point, we may just torture you so much to the point you may die.” “Oh, Mr. Ludwig, my mother (Jennifer) picked the most perfect man, maybe we both could pour some acid on his pants and poke a hole through his cheeks and leaving it there.” Told her that we could use our magic to pour it on him so it wouldn’t cause any type of damage towards us. And when I tell you the sound of him suffering brought a joyful tear into my ears, it gave me a type of high I never had before, not just that reminds me of going to a classical play just so damn calming to me. “Aww, I think Mr. Fawful wants to leave because he is so much pain, even though we just starting this joyful torturing, so you can meet your beam bean kingdoms god right. Oh, I think my mother has a great point in trying something more painful. What do you think Mr. Ludwig? hopefully, you’re on board with her plans to make sure his death is the most dreadful and painful. I told her and my beautiful deadly princess that wanted to hear their ideas. Well, Mr. Ludwig, she wants me to take this drill and placing it into his bloody head to see how much these ratchet Beam Bean can take, then put it on repeat. What she meant by that is magical fix the hole but make him go through the same type of pain kind of a loop, I guess I shouldn’t take this forever. (Lira/Jennifer does this torture for about an hour). I think we need to move this torture along and just straight up kill him, because we’re getting kind of bored Mr.Ludwig I guess you can take the truly sweet lead my dear, this should be fun. Well, Mr. Ludwig, hopefully you have fun with our guest here Jennifer would see you back at the castle dear.” Explaining while disappearing. “Oh I’ll have so much fun with you. Maybe I’ll take my time, because you look like you could last a very long ass time dear sir. Let me see maybe I could grab this machete and start skinning you but you going to have this fun pain for hours on repeat till I feel bored enough to just end your life for good. Only reason I agree for this to happened not just because of my deadly princess/Lira, but our kingdom wanted to do this to you that ratchet stack of bacon for far too damn long now mostly me, and now that my dreams are coming true. Starting to skinned him from his left shoulder to his wrist, the screams that he made like I mention felt so wonderful to me like if I had a expenivse steak and red wine. (A hour later) See Fawful, that wasn’t bad right, now I’m going to gash your eyes out and after that I’m going to set you on fire. (gashing his eyes out with a sharp blade slowly he started to cry for bloody murder)After I done so grab myself a seat and just flat out told him. You know what Fawful, I may not even burn you alive. Shocking I know, but wouldn’t be fun if I did at the same time I don’t want to have my deadly dark princess waiting in the castle with those no good losers. Maybe I should just cut your head off and put it on the stakes, you’re head would put me first in line for Koopa Kingdom throne, (Got the biggest knife that I could find plus making it sharper) I’ll make sure your death painful as possible.” Started to cutting his limps off piece by piece very slowly, dumping his limbs in a bucket filled with a very strong and deadly acid. Now all was left was his torso, after that I chup his head off and placing it in a burshack bag. Decided to take some gasoline making a trail from this room-outside about 30 feet from the castles entrance, using my wand as a made shift ligther. Then magically tellaported back to the castle, just like I thought everyone was waiting on your one truly. (Koopa Troopas chants Ludwig 4x) Brings a smile upon my face, but I didn’t see my princess anywhere maye she’s probarly in crowed cheering me on. “Koopa Kingdom, I come before you today to let you guys know that we don’t have to worry about that unlawful bean beam ever again include his minion Minbus. Because I of his head and blew up layor, but I didn’t act alone with the torture/killing of Fawful, would to like to announce if it’s okay with King Bowser that I bring up my beautiful partner Jennifer.”

[abiteofnat]

OUT IN THE WILD, WILD WEST LOOP...

THERE’S A LOT OF GOLD TO BE FOUND. In the form of pizza, pasta, tacos, booze, and everything good that’s bad for you. The Randolph Street area west of the highway that runs next to Chicago is becoming ~the~ place for dinner plans and Friday night dates as it’s being transformed from warehouse valley to an up-and-coming Broadway of food, which is great news for the whole city. 

While I’m fairly certain not even the most extreme foodie has been able to eat at every single place in Chicago, it’s easy to find your favorites and settle into choosing from them versus really exploring a new section of the city. West Randolph has created a whole new division of restaurants and bars to float around and honestly they’re all hits; no where on this street is a flop and it’s such an aesthetically pretty area to be day or night. There’s the view of the entire skyline on one side, and then old, gorgeous brick building refurbished and repainted lining both sides of the street. Since this used to be a heavy factory/ storage area, there are still a lot of untouched lots which adds an old-Chicago vibe that O’Leary’s cow could probably fit right into, but with all the patios and twinkly lights spilling onto the sidewalks the restaurants really nailed the shabby-chic look. 

Over the past eight months or so I’ve eaten my way through Randolph Street because every restaurant looks better than the last, and I can honestly say I love nothing more than dressing up a little and getting an early dinner somewhere new and cute to sit in for hours, and if I’m with my best friends or my family?!? OVER THE MOON. A good 6 p.m. dinner followed by wandering around the city in search of a night cap or a verrryyyy chocolaty dessert? PAST THE MOON AND TO JUPITER. My life philosophy is that the best moments are spent around food and loved ones, and that happiness really is that simple... which is why every weekend I go home to my family where we all love to eat out in Evanston and then get ice cream anywhere because we don’t keep treats in the house (since we all entirely lack self control) and dessert is a nightly “congrats” for getting through the day. But sometimes they want to come into the city and that’s when it’s my turn to find the top-notch noshes! 

Should you need a date night idea or somewhere to bring your best friend/family for a birthday dinner, here are some golden nuggets along West Randy. 

1. Formento’s 

I came across Formento’s on Instagram one million times before ever making it there as they are one of the restaurants that caught onto the “cacio e pepe” pasta trend before the rest of the city did, and the boomerangs of a soft egg yolk breaking over thick, peppery noodles haunted my dreams for weeks. When my girl Luzi asked where we wanted to get dinner one night over the summer when it was a perfect, breezy evening I didn’t even hesitate to suggest Formento’s- with a beautiful and lush patio and a menu packed with drool-worthy food, and she was like “Yes, duh”, so off we went! The waiter was a quirky gal full of suggestions and more than willing to walk us through the menu which is somewhat tapas style and an “encouraged to share” type thing, which always makes me a little anxious but all my brain could think was “cacio e pepe cacio e pepe cacio e pepe” so somehow along the way we also ordered olives and a kale salad but I barely remember those. The olives were marinated and served slightly warm, and they brought us bread thick with rosemary and garlic and wowie it was good enough to be a meal on it’s own. I would love to go back and try the burrata and the lump crab toast, but this place is more of a treat-yourself night out place than a drop in for a casual $50 dinner place so I’m biding my time for an event to celebrate there! 

The pasta finally arrived after we had to move inside post surprise thunderstorm, and in the glow of candles and dim, sexytime lighting I met my love. A perfect swirl of al dente bucatini tossed in a light cream & cheese sauce spotted with freshly cracked pepper, and then an egg yolk perfectly contained and sitting on top like a fucking queen was almost too much to handle. I cracked the yolk and damn, this was one of those moments I wish my eyeballs had a camera built in because I was too engrossed in it to capture it on video. 

This pasta was exactly as good as I wanted it to be and how Instagram made it look, and we all know Instagram is a catfish playground and with all the fuckin gross food going viral because of it you can never quite trust it... but this was good, tried & true. I’m thinking graduation round 2 dinner might be here in the spring... hmmmm.

Oh and the wine menu is dope as well, any nice red would pair well with the spicy + flavorful appetizers and the freshness of the pasta selection. 

2. De Cero (slash) Hello Tacos! 

Ok so the name of this restaurant still confuses me as it used to be De Cero and then they changed it to Hello Tacos! but both show up if you Google it... I promise it’s the same place. This was sooo the shocker of my summer because I was taken against my will to get tacos with my family after a nine hour bus ride from Nashville back to Chicago, and I wanted to shower and curl up in a clean, controlled environment for like five hours before entering the world again but the parents were hungry. And they were kind enough to drive downtown to pick me up, so to turn down a nice dinner out would have just been rude and extremely stupid. So off we went in search of something tasty and my dad suggested De Cero, which we walked into and instantly fell in love with. Even though I smelled like an actual dumpster (the Megabus is not a glamorous way of transit, but I love it) I was instantly coated by the scent of fresh tortilla chips, smoky spices, and freshly sliced lime. We sat down in a cozy wooden booth under a wall of beautiful quilts and were immediately offered a drink (their flavored margaritas are DELICIOUS) and told to pick 3 (!!!) salsas from their list of options. As someone who believes in coating everything I eat in like sixteen sauces, getting to pick three salsas and receiving huge bowls of them was absolute heaven.  We got the Warm Chipotle which is for sure my favorite, imagine just a heavy, garlicky red salsa that’s delightfully toasty, the Tomatillo Lime Verde, and the Pico de Gallo. Later when I came back with a friend (legitimately one week later), I changed out the Pico for the Mango Habanero and it was incredible. I hate mango with every inch of my body, but in the way they marinated and treated the salsa it looses the tropical zing and is just really moist and sweet. All of these salsas? BOMB.COM. Exceptionally flavorful, and more than enough to bring home with you after. 

For dinner, my dad and I got the Grilled Mahi Mahi tacos and HOLY GUACAMOLE THEY WERE FAB. The most succulent, meaty fish fillets dripping with marinate and then topped with an asparagus compote and then doused in avocado puree, all in a corn tortilla that can barely support the weight. These tacos were some of the best fish tacos I’ve ever had, and when I went back with my friend I tested my “was it good or was I starving” test by getting the exact same thing, and loved them all over again. Go check this place out, it’s cozy and adorable and offers epic Mexican cuisine!! 

3. Bar Siena 

This might be my favorite spot on the street so far, but it also has the most options and isn’t too crazily priced so that could be a big factor! Bar Siena sits on a corner a little further down Randolph and is the perfect mix of upscale-bar and classy Italian, with a giant light-up tree in the middle growing up through the second floor that offers scenic seating of the skyline and the rest of Randy. With a menu bursting with wood fired pizza, pasta, antipasta, cheeses, and OF COURSE some fancy as heck cocktails, it’s really really really hard to decide what you want for dinner. Yet, because I’m me, both times I’ve been there I’ve ordered the same entree. Some highlights on the menu (a mix of mine and those I’ve dined with who eat meat) include: 

- Roasted Meatballs: IF I COULD EAT THESE, I WOULD. They come in a little dish of sauces, cheese, and with garlic bread on the side. Oh hellll yes. 

- Burrata: This is the best burrata I’ve ever had. On crispy toast with thick, creamy burrata and apricot jam, topped with sea salt and some crunchy nuts, it’s a 10/10 combo. Get it.

- Kale & Granny Smith Salad: It’s a good, simple salad that’s light and refreshing with so much hearty food. 

- The Prosciutto-Fig Pizza: IF I WAS A PIZZA, THIS WOULD BE ME. Even without the meat the spiced pistachio, truffle honey, and cheese on top of a perfectly baked white pizza is indulgently delicious. If I ever became a stripper, my name would be Truffle Honey in honor of this pizza. 

- Wild Mushroom & Garlic Pizza: Lots of mushrooms, lots of cream and cheese, very good. 

- SWEET CORN RAVIOLI: THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE PASTA OF MY DREAMS. CORN RAV STUFFED WITH MORE CORN, SAUCE, TRUFFLE BUTTER, MUSHROOMS, AND GOD’S LOVE. 

AND THE WINE LIST IS GREAT TOO. 

Y’all don’t skimp on dessert either; Bar Siena is attached to Bombo Bar, the small coffee shop and donut seller on the side with a walk-up window. They have the famed hot chocolate and matcha topped with a coordinating donut, biscotti or cookie, whipped cream, and sprinkles and toppings out the wazoo. They are absolutely crazy but soooo delicious and the hot coco is perfect for a cold winter day when you just want to get out of the house for a small adventure! 

Some other hits along this strip are Soho House, Kaiser Tiger, and Maude’s. Soho House is an ~elite~ club that’s in an ancient, elegant building tucked off on a side street that has a cafe and breakfast nook on the first floor which offers delicious coffee and perfect vibes for writing, reading, and girl’s talk on a rainy afternoon. Kaiser Tiger is a warehouse turned bar that’s open, loud, inviting, and has a unique menu of bratwurst and cheese plates. It’s great for a drink or to grab a nicer bite before heading to the United Center for a game! And Maude’s is somewhere that’s on my wish list- I am DYING to go get a drink in this blue & white dream! The outside is cute as a button and I imagine the inside is even better. I love having places I can’t wait to try out, it keeps this city so fresh! 

Until next time, Happy Eating!

-Natalie 

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Listen Kate I miss Riley too. Do you have any headcannons about her that you haven't shared?

OK so jany asked me yesterday if i had any riley hc’s and i never got around to answering it so i’ll definitely share some!!! and i’m glad i’m not the only one who misses her, sigh it’s a sad day. these are just some random hc’s about her that i want to share, hope that’s alright with y’all! 

riley is always cold, like always. usually at school she’s fine because they have the heat on but oh man if she’s ever somewhere without any heat, she’ll freeze. she sleeps with like nine blankets and is known for having the coldest hands in the clique six. she also has really cold feet which is why maya never wears shorts when they have sleepovers because she doesn’t want riley’s cold feet against her leg in the middle of the night. 

on the subject of riley sleeping, riley likes to burrito herself in her covers and often you can’t even tell that she’s in there, because she’s completely covered with her blankets. the only time this doesn’t happen is if she’s sleeping in the same bed as someone else, in which she’ll usually snuggle up next to them and attempt to use their body for heat. this also happens when she falls asleep on someone’s shoulder, which happened to zay once and he was like “what do i do?? someone help!!” 

riley can be kind of a picky eater, like she likes what she likes and she likes a lot of things, but the things that she doesn’t like? you couldn’t get her to touch it with a ten foot pole let alone put it in her mouth. and if she doesn’t like something, she has a very specific reason for not liking it, like she hates mushrooms because they have a weird texture. so yeah, she likes a lot of foods, but the things she doesn’t like, she HATES and refuses to eat them. 

riley has one of those memories where she remembers really random things, like she’s not so great at remembering things like due dates, unless she writes them down, or phone numbers, but she can remember the exact outfit that she wore on the first day of third grade and the exact time that her brother was born, even though neither of those things are truly important things to remember. this is another thing that really amuses her friends, because she’ll remember the most random things but then they’ll ask her when her spanish test is and she’ll be like “i don’t know i wrote it down though!” 

however, she is extremely good at remembering dates like birthdays and anniversaries but that’s more because they have to do with her friends and other important people in her life. 

her favorite genre of movies/books/tv shows is sci-fi/fantasy!! she loves watching things that take place in space or have magic in them. there’s just something she loves so much about getting to immerse herself in a world that realistically she’ll probably never get to experience. her favorite tv show is red planet diaries (obviously) and her favorite book is harry potter. 

riley is an early sleeper and an early riser when it comes to sleep schedule. like she’s always in bed by 11 at the latest and is awake no later then 7 on most days, even weekends. this changes a little as she gets older, and she’ll start going to bed later on the weekends and such. 

and then college happens and her whole sleep schedule gets fucked up because like...it’s college but also she just starts sleeping all the time bc of like her depression (which is another hc i have but i won’t get into it rn). 

but on the topic of her sleeping, riley is Such a heavy sleeper, like a herd of elephants could trample through her room and she wouldn’t even blink an eye. 

when it comes to academics, riley is actually really smart in a lot of her classes, like she excels in english and of course is a fairly good history student. she also loves science. the only subject she struggles in is math. 

she also is a very very avid note taker, like in class, she’s always bent over her desk scribbling notes. her notes are always covered in writing, she has writing in the margins and on the top of the page, she has doodles literally all over the place, mainly bc she can’t stand the way that paper looks when it’s blank so she’s gotta make sure every corner of her page is covered in writing of some sort (which stresses farkle, smackle and lucas all out immensely). 

that’s all i got right now fam!!! i could probably think of more but i’m blanking a lil bit!!! 

#answered #i love my daughter i miss her immensely #i hope she's doing well out in the world #Anonymous