#melone x ghiaccio

[mskrysta-art]

la squadra meme art dump

#jojos bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #jjba #la squadra #risotto nero #jjba ghiaccio #meloghia #melone x ghiaccio #sorbet x gelato #jjba memes #jjba illuso #jjba melone #jjba formaggio #jjba risotto

[goldengay00]

Formaggio: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Gelato: I sleep with a knife.

Melone: Both of you are pathetic.

Formaggio: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with then Mr. Badass?? Your laptop?

Melone: Ghiaccio.

#la squadra #meloghia #ghiamelo #melone x ghiaccio #incorrect quote #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #vento auero #golden wind #part 5 jojo

[greato-days69]

I am sorry FuGio shipper Frozen Fruit has won the poll [cw, out of character possibly?]

#fanart #jjba #jjba fanart #vento aureo #digital art #ghiaccio #jjba ghiaccio #jojos bizarre adventure #traditional art #frozen fruit #melone x ghiaccio #ghiamelo #jjba melone #melone

[grgr-gw]

Ghia x Melo x Ghia

It's getting cold these days.

I'm accepting paid requests starting from $13.37 (single picture/X reader). Please feel free to join us!🥰

#jjba #golden wind #la squadra #vento auero #jojo's bizarre adventure #ghiaccio x melone #melone x ghiaccio #melone jjba #ghiaccio #ghiamelo #meloghia #jojo

[theclockworkkidart]

MeloGhia fans can have a crumb from me. As a treat. Tried a new method of drawing and mer AU Melone and Ghiaccio became the subject. Ghia probably telling Melone that an English scientist at work dared to say “Venice” or something. Or they thought Latin came from a country called Latina. Melone is taking advantage of his distraction to cuddle up.

#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #jjba #Vento Aureo #la squadra #tckmerau #jojo melone #ghiaccio #meloghia #ghiamelo #melone x ghiaccio #ghiaccio x melone

[sk8thatsk8edaway]

I am jealous of artists who can pump art out like crazy

anyways meloghia because I love the dynamic of teasing top and bratty bottom

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba vento auero #golden wind #ghiaccio #melone #meloghia #melone x ghiaccio #ghiaccio is a tsundere confirmed? #he gets pegged #he definitely whimpers #the cures reference

[z0sanji]

Meloghia !! 🍈🧊

🧊 CLOSE UPS ! 🍈

#jjba #jjba fanart #jjba art #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #golden wind #vento aureo #jjba melone #melone jjba #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio jjba #melone x ghiaccio #meloghia #ghiaccio x melone

[starry-blue-echoes]

Shippinion on meloghia(melon guy and angry ice boi) and rispro (blood boiyo and old man)?

I see a lotta content Abt them and the ships... Intrigue me. I personally feel they need to be in h e a v I l y altered fannon to even be considered because of... Reasons (melone you ho-)

for both of them, I'm pretty neutral. They have good content that I don't mind seeing or reading it, but I'm probably not going to go out of my way to look for the stuff

if I had to pick between the two? Rispro interests me more because they have the vibe of two tired parents trying to wrangle their insane family

#jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure #golden wind #jjba part 5 #jjba melone #melone #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio #meloghia #melone x ghiaccio #rispro #risotto x prosciutto #sb answers #rubrumacai #ask game

[ghiaccio-supremacy]

I think Melone would make those pasta dishes with the block of cheese in the middle and the uncooked pasta and Ghiaccio would hate him for it so much. Everytime he makes it someone's nonna dies

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #vento aureo #la squadra #ghiaccio #melone #melone x ghiaccio #silly goose #melones inner white girl 🤪

[soupbabe]

Can I request la squadra with a reader with a biting problem? NOT in a kinky way, like they basically chew on anything they can like a dog. That pen that someone lost? Readers chewing on it. The strings on your hoodie are busted? They were chewed on by reader. THANK YOU 🙏

La Squadra x Reader with a Biting Problem Headcanons

I'm so sorry for taking so long to get to this 😅😅 been focusing on other stuff lately and been forgetting to write

Formaggio

- Oh he also has a biting problem!!

- If you had a nickel for every time you saw Formaggio get ink all over him for biting a pen too hard, you'd get two nickels

- He doesn't mind your bad habit, he thinks it's adorable!

- It's not a big deal to him, just another cute quirk you both share

- Bite him he'd bite you back <3

Illuso

- He's going to act disgusted even though you know he has the same biting habit

- You'd loan him a pencil and he'd return it with the eraser accidentally bit off

- He's in complete denial about it though. Might try to convince you that you did it.

- He's a terrible liar and stubborn so it's useless trying to argue about it

- Tease him and he'd get so pouty about it, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at you

Prosciutto

- Okay yeah I think he's the only one who doesn't share anything with you because he fears you chewing on his stuff

- And also unfortunately for you he will always be in someone's business

- He'd see you chew on the neckline of your shirt and he'd lightly scold you like "What are you, a goat? Stop it."

- I promise you he can be caring about it

- For example he cares a lot about the condition of your clothes. That's why you don't chew on it. See, he's helpful.

Pesci

- He's a chronic biter too, but he does it out of nerves!

- Constantly asks if you're okay when he sees you fidgeting and biting something

- Sure he knows you just do it when you're bored, but this man is always stressed and worries that you might be getting anxious over something too

- Pesci has a bad habit of biting his nails, thinking about you both reminding each other to break the habit!

- Pesci is just super supportive, having someone like him to help him to stop biting is a major relief

Melone

- Melone doesn't care for the most part, he just asks you to refrain from chewing around his juniors

- He doesn't like to think about the chaos that'd bring if Babyface decided to eat anything and everything they see because they wanted to copy your behavior

- But Melone is ever the teasing type, he sees you chewing on a pen or him, and he's always going to make it something more than it actually is

- Like he's the kind of guy to ask for one of your chewed up pencils just bite and lick at it, all while maintaining eye contact.

- All in the efforts to fluster, make you mad, etc. Everything you do is amusing to him

Ghiaccio

- Reader you are so lucky he likes you because it's one of his major pet peeves

- Ghiaccio doesn't like it, you will get certain privileges revoked because you chew on his things

- Things you're banned from: His pens, pencils, hoodies, erasers, literally anything in his room

- But also it irritates him that he's picked up your biting habit

- It's when he's in deep thought and working, he'll occasionally chew on a pen or bite through the wires on his headphones

Risotto

- I think he tries to mind his business about it, he doesn't outwardly say his thoughts on the biting problem, but it's telling that you have never even held one of his pens

- Risotto doesn't think it's gross, he just likes to have things without bite marks, y'know?

- Literally he only cares if it's his own stuff getting bit, with everything else he believes you and the others can talk it out

- If you're even closer to him, he may find it endearing.

- It's like seeing someone focussing with their tongue poking out, it's just a weirdly cute quirk of yours

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #jjba formaggio #formaggio x reader #illuso #illuso x reader #proscuitto jojo #prosciutto x reader #pesci #pesci x reader #jjba melone #melone x reader #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader

[mskrysta-art]

fem meloghia

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba genderbend #jojo fanart #jjba ghiaccio #jjba melone #meloghia #melone x ghiaccio #vento aureo #golden wind #jojo part 5 #la squadra

[goldengay00]

Ghiaccio: Last night I found out Melone is a sleep talker.

Risotto: Oh, really?

Ghiaccio: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

#la squadra #meloghia #ghiamelo #melone x ghiaccio #incorrect quote #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #vento auero #golden wind #part 5 jojo

[greato-days69]

Morning.

At first I used Watercolor and ink but I messed up and just digitally fixed it.

#jjba #jjba fanart #vento aureo #jojos bizarre adventure #fanart #frozen fruit #jjba ghiaccio #jjba melone #ghiamelo #ghiaccio #melone #Melone x Ghiaccio #m

[rae-pss]

Hello, may I please ask for headcanons for la squadra reacting to their s/o turning absolutely feral when they got backed to a corner. They got kidnapped and they turned crazy, like they bite their captor’s throat and rip it out, blood and all and scratch their eyes out. Please

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . okay, read this one and got quite of like "huh...?", imagine the scene was something for sure. i'll make this as them all dating reader, simply because it wasn't specified. hope you like it, dear anon (&lt;3).

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, mentions of blood and slight gore.

–the nerve someone had to kidnap you wasn't anything normal, especially considering who you were affiliated with.

–to say that madness spread through the base as soon as they realized your absence was an understatement.

–there were hours in which the group of seven men did everything and more to find where you were and, once they found out your exact location, plan in detail how to attack and get you out of there with the least possible damage.

–so, imagine their surprises when upon entering where you were, they found themselves face to face with a scene that not even in their worst dreams they could fathom.

more under the cut

–blood, a lot of blood on the walls and floor.

–two limp bodies on the ground, neither being yours, their throats bitten to the point where their heads almost looked decapitated. crimson puddles surrounded the corpses, an expression of horror evident on their faces.

–however, what caught the group's attention the most was, without a doubt, how your lips, your jaw, you were stained with the blood of those two… what had you just done?

—of all, the most concerned duo is, without a doubt, prosciutto and pesci. they both can't help: one, fearing that you had hurt yourself, and two, worrying about how you had done that. even the older one screaming at you for doing that, although, he later apologized for shouting at you after such a stressful event. and, the younger one, almost started crying, yet with some words from yours he managed to relax.

—risotto was, to no one's surprise, the one that reacted the calmest; simply asking if you were okay and sending the others to help clean up any evidence that could incriminate you. yes, once in the solitude of his room, he hugged you as if it were the last time he'd do so and whispered in your ear how worried he actually was.

—the first thing illuso and formaggio did, after putting on an expression of pure surprise, was laugh and joke about the massacre you did. in spite of their concern for you, knowing that you were fine, they both decided to take it more as something funny that you'd laugh at in the future, yes, they both gave you hugs (illuso did so in secret).

—melone was in charge of checking to see if you had any injuries or physical wounds, which you didn't have, much less the marks from the ropes with which they tied your hands and possible damage to your jaw from such bites that you launched. he laughed softly, and despite that, he left a kiss on your forehead telling you not to do that again and to give them a little more time to get there.

—if you think prosciutto yelled at you, wait until you see the reaction ghiaccio had. the poor guy lost his temper faster than usual, commenting loudly on the madness of it all. more exalted one couldn't be. although, later, once he had calmed down, he also asked for your forgiveness.

#— thoughts. #— jjba. #jjba x reader #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra di esecuzione x reader #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra x reader #risotto x reader #risotto nero x reader #risotto nero x you #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #illuso x reader #illuso x you #formaggio x reader #ghiaccio x reader #melone x reader #melone x you #risotto jjba #risotto nero jjba #jjba risotto #jjba melone #melone jjba #ghiacchio x reader #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio jjba #formaggio jjba #jjba formaggio #illuso jjba

[nicherayyy]

ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny

Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows

TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with

La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader

No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.

Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?

Everything.

Everything goes wrong.

At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.

And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?

The only thing you said was:

"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"

The poor man was too stunned to speak.

Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.

He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.

Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.

"Oh fuck"

"Language"

"Shut up old fart"

"What did you just say??"

Yeah, he can't do this anymore.

Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.

You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.

And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.

"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"

"Oh.. was it with beef too?"

"No, it was with his enemy's parents"

"WHAT"

Can I just say no one ate chili that day?

Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.

"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"

"400 lira and we have a deal"

But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.

"You know I died once"

"Eh??"

Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.

Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.

Oh how wrong he was.

"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"

"Haha, yeah, nice"

"And the government sent us to Peru"

"Of course, I believe you"

Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?

"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"

So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??

"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"

"What cult??"

But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.

Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.

You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).

Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.

"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"

"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"

And there it goes.

#jjba x reader #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #la squadra x reader #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #prosciutto x reader #illuso x reader #risotto nero x reader #ghiaccio x reader #melone x reader #pesci x reader #formaggio x reader #child reader #jojo no kimyo na boken kin #jojo no kimyō na bōken #la squadra jojo #la squadra jjba #risotto nero #ghiaccio #jojo part 5 #illuso #melone #jjba 5 #jjba headcanons #jjba golden wind #jojo #jojos bizarre adventure #jojos bizzare adventure

[sk8thatsk8edaway]

YALL I JUST REALIZED THAT THE THUMB FOR MELONES HAND WAS BACKWARDS 😭😭

here's the more anatomically correct version of 'Friday I'm In Love'

#i fucked up #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba vento auero #golden wind #melone x ghiaccio #melone #ghiaccio #ghiaccio is a tsundere confirmed? #anatomy is a bitch #that thumb looked so good tho 😭