#milves

[vivianvixen]

Villain! Your crimes will be punished by my Stand, 「Stacy's Mom」!

"ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA!"

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stando #stacy's mom #milves

[german-milfs]

they should make marlene dietrich dolls

#milves #marlene dietrich

[senselessconjuration]

What if they met

#Star trek #lwaxana troi #schitt's creek #Moira rose #milves

[madame-yus-wife]

listen i don't care about milves. i only care about elilsom (evil ladies i'd like to step on me)

#they don't have to be entirely evil #but they have to be complicated at least #milves #evil women

[blondeshon]

#feet #sandals #legs and heels #milves #trannys

[moodymeangirl]

my uber driver today was a malawian milf who called me beautiful over and over in her soft low accent and the way i would die for that woman

#mmg speaks #sapphic yearning #life as a lesbian #milves

[spaceswordblaster]

#wine moms #dating #friday night forking #the_windbag #theghostmaidens #milves

[comradekatara]

kyaaaaaa

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #kya #hakoda #katara #hakodaxkya #katara&kya #art #mart #babygaang #im pretty sure this is the first time i've ever drawn hakoda #i've drawn kya a few times before (in fact this kya & katara drawing is just a colored in version of a past comic) #but never hakoda #but i've had this idea for a pose for a while now #so what better way to first draw hakoda than this. #also pretend that they are in warm water. and not currently freezing their asses off #straight people <3 #baby katara <333 #milves <333333333

[ultimatemilvesbracket]

TESTIMONIALS

"Obviously"

"When she was flirting with a shapeshifter and he was saying they were too different to be together and said 'Every 16 hours, I turn into a liquid,' she just shrugged and said 'I can swim."

#ultimate milves bracket #morticia addams #the addams family #lwaxana troi #star trek #star trek the next generation #tng #star trek deep space nine #ds9 #tumblr bracket #tumblr tournament #tumblr polls #round 7

[pipartuuli]

Dethmoms do Ibiza!

(What a horrible day for the guitarists to have eyes.)

#my art #tuulidraws #gonna get censored for this one #tumblr quaking in fear at my milves #metalocalypse #mtl #servetta skwigelf #anja wartooth #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #suggestive #I swear I’m gonna post good stuff soon

[edas-boytoy]

Made some minor edits and added a paragraph to try and fix the pacing in my last fic... Why is smut so hard to write??

Anyway, here's some bloodbending smut if anyone's interested: Agni Kai

#atla #trok #tsok #tlok #heituat #atuat #hei-ran #hei-ran sei'naka #hei ran x atuat #bloodbending #firebending #smut #nsft #f/f #femslash #wlw #milves

[writer-of-random-things]

Moriarty is Not Holmes' Greatest Adversary

Okay, hear me out.

Moriarty is a formidable opponent to Holmes, yes. In fact, Holmes and Watson have to take a totally calm and relaxing sightseeing trip across Europe to escape him. But at least Holmes had a plan; it was solely his logic against Moriarty's logic (and maybe a bit of martial arts in front of the Reichenbach).

But Moriarty doesn't hold a candle to Baron Aldebert Gruner (from 'The Illustrious Client') and Charles Augustus Milverton. Let me explain.

Even though Holmes detested Moriarty for everything he represented, he respected the professor as well. I think he even refers to Moriarty as "esteemed" in an unironic way in one of the stories (it was either EMPT or FINA, I'm not sure). But the case still stands. For the first time, Moriarty was well and truly his equal, so much so that Holmes would like to retire if he defeated him.

Yet Gruner and Milverton are different. They don't have criminal organizations; they aren't masterminds. They just revel and profit off of the suffering of other people. It makes them the vilest antagonists in the canon--Holmes knows this too. When he faces the both of them, he doesn't outwit or outrun them, like he tries to do with Moriarty. They are past outwitting or threats; not only do Gruner and Milverton make people suffer, they do not see what is wrong in continuing to do so. Therefore, Holmes resorts to burglary to try and stop both these men, because he is stumped. Even with his great brain, he cannot understand how Milverton and Gruner can be so commonly, if not casually, evil; as a last resort, he tries to stop them by taking what is incriminating (Gruner's disgusting 'book of women', Milverton's blackmail letters).

So Holmes' treatment of cases in ILLU and MILV are important; but I also want to draw attention to Kitty Winter and *that* unamed woman that turned Milverton into a piece of swiss cheese, because they are a) underappreciated favorites of mine and b) they also show a lot about Holmes and subsequently his attitude on Gruner and Milverton.

Holmes does not seem to mind that Kitty Winter threw a bottle of acid in Gruner's face. Neither does he mind that *that* woman did her swiss-cheese thing. In ILLU, it is mentioned that he defends Kitty in order to get her the lightest consequences for the acid-throwing, and he straight-up destroyed all of Milverton's blackmail papers. Holmes does this not only because he tends to go by his own moral compass in cases such like this, but he also recognizes the gross wrongdoing of his adversaries. This, I think, is what make the Holmes stories so special to me: it's not just about a genius defeating evil. It's about a man with a peculiar brain and an uncanny knack of observation, a man who is distant and lonely at times; but whatever happens, he'll always stand on the side of the wronged, even if society deems it otherwise.

#acd holmes #acd canon #acd sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes #charles augustus milverton #kitty winter #ILLU #MILV

[biprincessfantasy]

just need a milf to have me on my knees im front of her and make me eat her pussy and tell me im her pretty girl and pull my hair

#hot milves in my area im dying to be your pretty girl

[elminster-big-naturals]

it's our moral imperative to sexualise jaheira and minsc as much as possible too actually.

#not necessarily together. but milves and disabled people...they're hot. give them all the ass they deserve #baldur's gate 3 #i say this as i'm typing up that lil jaheira/sh thing i wrote. (with barely contained lust) fuck that old lady

[reginasbread]

MILFs wrapped 2023!

feel invited to learn which milfs gave me a brainrot in 2023. it's going to be a list of milfs in my phone aka how many photos of women I downloaded this year. I decided to include only those with 10 or more photos because we don't have a whole year for this.

12. Ángela Molina - 12 photos

11. Kiri Te Kanawa and Seema Anand (11 photos)

10. Sophie Okonedo (12 photos)

9. Désirée Nosbusch and Mukta Singh (18 photos)

8. Zeenat Aman and Monica Bellucci (19 photos)

7. Michelle Yeoh (20 photos)

6. Penpak Sirikul (22 photos)

5. Rekha and Rosa Saito (27 photos)

4. Hannelore Elsner (31 photos)

I'm going to add the big 3 later because tumblr is homophobic.

#milfs wrapped #milves and I

[juicingbeetles]

#this fandom suffers from a lack of milves #rangers apprentice #brotherband chronicles