#mk incorrect quotes

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

[liu kang shows mk1 raiden his past self]

raiden: wow...i was...

liu kang: yes, the god of thun-

raiden: white?!

kung lao bursts into laughter

kenshi tries to hold back a laugh and fails

johnny: what's so funny guys 🗿

#n3ptoonz #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #kung lao #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #raiden mk1 #liu kang mk1 #liu kang #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #mk incorrect quotes

[fl3shm4id3n]

Y/n: But pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.

Shang Tsung: not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later.

#mk 1 #mortal kombat 1 #mk incorrect quotes #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #shang tsung x reader #shang tsung x y/n #shang tsung x you #shang tsung #shang tsung mk1

[rm14hitman]

Kuai Liang : You have to apologize to Tomas

Bi-han : Fine

Bi-han : "Unfuck you" or whatever

#mk1 #mortal kombat #mk incorrect quotes #mk scorpion #mk kuai liang #mk sub zero #mk bi han #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #lin kuei #lin kuei bros

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Kenshi: Your ex called you a whore.

Johnny: Yeah, not the first time. A lot of people love to call me a whore.

Kenshi: Who?

Johnny, joking: What, you want the list in alphabetical order?

Kenshi, sword in hand: Yes.

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[penforthewin]

Sub-Zero: And the truth is... I...

Scorpion: ...Am gay.

Sub-Zero: Am...

Scorpion: Gay.

Sub-Zero: This is hard to talk about.

Scorpion: Bisexual?

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[anonymousqualities]

Bi Han: "...think I'm fighting to save the day.....WHEN REALLY I JUST LIKE TO FIGHT!!!"

Kuai Liang:

Tomas:

Bi han: "I dont care bout nONE OF THAT SHIT!!!!"

#mk1 #his energy the whole game 😂 #mk1 2023 #tomas vrbada #kuai liang #bi han mk #mortal kombat #mk12 spoilers #smoke #mk smoke #mk sub zero #mk scorpion #mk incorrect quotes

[angelbroad]

Kakkō: I respect every single fighter here.

Bi-Han: Does that include me-?

Kakkō: NO, YOU'RE LIN KUEI!!

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*Kenshi and Johnny Cage are texting*

Kenshi: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Johnny Cage: What did they change my name to?

Kenshi: Chosen One.

Johnny Cage: Don’t change it back.

Kenshi: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Johnny Cage: I’m the chosen one.

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Kakkō: Love makes people do stupid things.

Johnny Cage: I love everything!

Kakkō: That explains a lot.

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Kuai Liang: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Kuai Liang: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Hanzo: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Kakkō, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Kuai Liang: You're a bad influence.

Hanzo: And you don't know your sayings.

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Reiko: *out cold on the ground*

Tanya: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Rain, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Reiko’s face*

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Kakkō: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Reiko: Yes.

Kakkō: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

➖➖➖

I wanted in on the bandwagon.

#incorrect quotes #mk incorrect quotes #kakko #mortal kombat #kuanzo #subscorp #bi han #kuai liang #hanzo hasashi #mk rain #tanya #mk tanya #reiko #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage

[one-braincelled-child]

Mileena: "How the hell are you still alive?"

Kitana: "Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are."

~

Sindel: "I'm never having a debate with Shao Khan again, he literally started his argument with 'Riddle me this.'"

~

Scorpion: "You might not know this, Sub-Zero, but I am a flawed person."

Sub-Zero: "I do know that."

~

Liu Kang: "As usual, Liu Kang has to save the day!"

Kung Lao: "As usual, Kung Lao has to hear about it."

- Yas

(pssst genshin quotes are coming soon dw bbgurls)

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #mk1 #kung lao #liu kang #mileena #kitana kahn #sindel #shao kahn #sub zero #scorpion mk #mk incorrect quotes

[hannahwindy]

Charming

*Quan Chi and Lan wait for Shang Tsung who is doing his makeup*

Quan Chi: *holds Lan in his arms* Would you hurry? =-=

Shang Tsung: *applies eyeliner* Patience, my dear, or the result will not be satisfactory.

Lan: *looks at Shang Tsung brightly and then looks at Quan Chi* Why is he wearing makeup?

Quan Chi: *looks at Shang Tsung for a moment and then looks back at Lan* To look charming, that's why.

Lan: *tilts her head to the side, slightly not understanding as she looks at Shang Tsung* But he's already charming.

Quan Chi:*rolls his eyes unimpressed and waits for the punchline* Oh, surly.

Lan: *looks at Quan Chi as she holds his face with her small hands* You are also charming.

Shang Tsung:*stifles a laugh as he closes the eyeliner lid*

Quan Chi: *blinks a few times and places his hand on his heart with emotion* My heart...

#shang tsung #quan chi #mk oc #mk quan chi #mk shang tsung #mk lan #shang tsung x quan chi #quan chi x shang tsung #found family #mk headcanons #mk incorrect quotes

[jackassaffiliate]

Y/n explaining why she was late to the black dragon meeting: look, I had to shovel the driveway but I'm too lazy. So I used a flamethrower instead,

Erron:

Kano: ... I'm listening.

Y/n: but I was too lazy and very late for this meeting to even pick up the flamethrower, so I made some molotov cocktails and headed out. But THEN I got a call from my neighbor about my house catching fire. I am now homeless :)

Kabal attempting to form words but is too dumbfounded by what he heard:

Kano: that's so fuckin stupid... you should've thrown it closer to the road, at the least you could've tested it out on your neighbors house.

Erron: your fuckin house burned down-

#mortal kombat #kano #mk11 x y/n #inccorect quotes #mk incorrect quotes #erron black #kabal #erron

[deadendsdepressedramblings]

Hanzo : Is this your plan B?  Kabal: Technically, this is plan P.  Hanzo : Plan P? Is there a plan M?  Kabal: Yes, but I marry Frost in plan M.  Frost: I like plan M.

#mortal kombat #frost #kabal #Scorpion #mk incorrect quotes

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

bi-han: you interfere with lin kuei business. leave! or face our wrath you stupid fucking idiot

madam bo: CUT!

kuai liang, sighing: this is the 56th time, brother.

tomas: we're never going home...

bi-han: fine. i'll try again. leave! or face our wrath.

liu kang: ah, finally we can go-

bi-han: and then i will jump from that roof and beat them to death myself.

everyone simultaneously: CUT!

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[liabloodx]

Mod: A moment with Mei Lin and her uncle Noob Saibot aka Bi-Han. Mei Lin having a mental break down after fighting with Shao Kahn.

Mei Lin: *has a hard time getting up after being in the Mortal Kombat tournament*.

Noob: *checking in on his niece*. You look like shit.

Mei Lin: *looks at him*. Thanks. *bleeding from her arms*.

Noob: *sighs*. Here. *helps her bandage her arms*. Must been a tough fight, I can see a mark of a Phoenix form on her arm from the fire and ice.

Mei Lin: *mind: A Phoenix? Dad told me about it.*. Why are you helping me anyways?

Noob: Your my Niece.

Mei Lin: Niece?! Your my fucking uncle?!

Noob: Yes, I’ll explain it once you find your real parents, Satoshi is safe with my bo-I mean friend Smoke. Mei Lin: You mean boyfriend?

Noob: No! *trying to hide his blush*. Just be careful kid, alright? *disappears*.

Mei Lin: *chuckles and smiles behind her mask*. I will. *stands up*.

#mortal kombat #mk incorrect quotes #Mei Lin and Satoshi #mei lin satoshi and Quetzalcoatl #noobsmoke #noob saibot

[rm14hitman]

Kenshi : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Raiden : That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Kung Lao : What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos ?

Johnny : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

#mk1 #mk incorrect quotes #mk kenshi #kenshi takahashi #mk raiden #mk kung lao #kung lao #mk johnny cage #johnny cage #earthrealm gang

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#81 The favorite

Wukong: Sunshine said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Macaque is third, They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open...

On the beach

Y/n*With baby monkeys napping around them and Mk on their lap, rubbing his back* Dont tell your Baba's but you're my favorite~

MK(6)*Sucking his numb and nods*Okie!

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[thisonehere]

Y/n: You're so cute. Tomas:*panics* Tomas:*internally* she/he/they think I'm cute. SHE/HE/THEY THINK I'M CUTE! What do I say? This could be the perfect moment to say how I feel, resulting in what could potentially be a beautiful relationship. You know what? I'll do it! I'll do it and we'll be happy and together and- Y/n: um, Tomas? Tomas: ... Tomas: Yeah, thanks, bye *turns and runs away* Y/n: ? *later that night* Tomas: *crying into a pillow* "Yeah, thanks, bye"? What is wrong with you!? Chad Bi-Han: *eavesdropping* Heh, what a weakling. Y/n: *walking by* Oh, hey Bi-Han. Bi-Han:... Bi-Han: *Faints*

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