i am back from the war beloveds, i will give a proper rundown later but the short version is, i had dyke sex in a vegas hotel room for 3 days straight and it was incredible
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Friends, country men, women and they/thems of the court. It was with great leave of my senses that last week I considered closing this account, destroying all my artwork, deleting my fanfiction and never uttering the name Bernie Wolfe ever again.
(It was a very brief leave of my senses, a split second intrusive thought. Let's be real I've put too many years into this blog and I REALLY cant draw any one else at this point)
It is not a short story but story time is coming whether you asked for it or not because I need to write this shit down somewhere least I somehow someday make peace and forget the absolute BAT SHIT CRAZY bullshit that has been occurring up to this point involving Bernie.
HELL I MAY EVEN WRITE BAD FANFICTION ABOUT IT.
An actual picture of me realising I'd fallen victim to Bernie trolling.
Story is here: I have regrets
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Just giving an update regarding my Ko-fi requests and Regular commissions!
Just giving an update regarding my Ko-fi requests and Regular commissions!
I just woke up but I'm already tired so I can't make a more proper paragraph…ing.
I might have failed to emphasize that unlike Regular commissions, Ko-fi requests are time-based. The amount of time I'm given to draw your request will depend on the amount of Ko-fi tip you give. (You must understand, I can't draw fully colored 20 panels with many full bodies for $12, even if it's my rough and more simple drawing style. Them just having busts/half bodies and maybe one or two full bodies, maybe, sure. But I literally can't do all of that under 12 hours. ). And the speed at which I draw is not consistent.
Ko-fi request details here
Regular commission details here [Still under construction]
$1-2 tips will now only be limited to around busts (can still be more than one character though). However we might be able to work around to more body parts shown if I believe it's necessary for the message of the image to be delivered.
I'm pretty sure I can open busts and half body Regular commissions halfway of next month (September). But it is still to be determined if I can do knees and full body.
Not that related (but could be?), there are times or days I'm offline. I could be asleep. I could be at work. I could be avoiding the internet to avoid distractions. (Oftentimes I actively refuse to go in Instagram because it bombards me with cat videos. XD)
I learned the laptop I'm using is not upgradable, and it's basically telling me it could die any moment. Which means must save for a new one (I'm recommended a gamer laptop); which means it's time to activate Grind! I am so going to be super busy for the next months. Also I have been considering saving for a display tablet. I'm using a super cheap Viekk screenless drawing tab and I've been satisfied with the product. so I was also wondering if their display tab is fine too.
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i very briefly worked for a tv company in europe, and one of my coworkers mentioned they had a discontinued reality tv show, that was about showing which field of study was better than all others. and i thought "ok weird, no wonder it was discontinued" and my coworker said "no it wasn't cancelled bc the concept was dumb. people liked it a lot... they stopped it cause a contestant died while filming" ah.
but like... wtf happened for somebody to die in the middle of a reality tv show...???????
anyways they shut the whole project down, and there have been like 20 years of silence about this, which is crazy to me. i asked my coworker like "is this not crazy to you" she said im just here for the paycheck. FAIR
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nightmare shift at the jersey mikes!
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heyyy berrybaes :D just lettin’ y’all know,, i am in fact working on something real big ^_^ i have no clue when it’ll be out buttt just thought i’d let you all know that i am in fact not dead & very much still alive :) love yall lol
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i don't even know if what i'm making here would be considered an AU since it's literally just something that could take place in main canon. whatever i'm calling it the Godmaker AU
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Crab/Crawfish Boil! Coloring the food was a challenge of "what shade of Copic Marker is this?"
The last time I had a Crab Boil was in… middle school? My friend’s mom dumped the whole thing on a giant plastic sheet on the dining room table and it was DELICIOUS. Definitely made an impression, that's for sure!
SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD SERIES
Chicken and Waffles
Sweet Tea
Peach Cobbler
Hushpuppies
Fried Catfish
Shrimp and Grits
Cornbread
Gumbo
Biscuits and Gravy
Image description under the cut!
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: 5 panel comic
PANEL 1: (Charlie stands to the side, looking at something offscreen.)
C: Hey Dad?
L: Yeah?
C: We’re you expecting a package from Uncle Levi?
L: A what?
PANEL 2: (Charlie looks at two giant towers of seafood crates. One has a note that reads “2 Luci w/ ❤️.” Another note reads, “Call more often u dick.”)
C: It’s a bunch of boxes from Uncle Levi!
PANEL 3: (A blur runs by Charlie in a flurry of feathers, sending her hair flying askew.)
L: WOO YEAH!
PANEL 4: (Lucifer bounds away, the crates stacked high above his head.)
L: SEAFOOD IS HERE - FRESH FROM ENVY! AL, GET THE KITCHEN READY!!
C: Uh… Dad?
PANEL 5: "A few hours later…" (There is a giant, messy pile of cooked crab, shrimp, crawfish, potatoes, corn, and sausage on a long table. Charlie is agape with amazement, and Alastor hands her a plate.)
A: Charlie - be a dear and fetch the others for dinner please? And you’re going to catch flies if you keep gawking.
(Lucifer is taking photos with his phone, sending them to a group chat.)
L: Eatin’ good 2nite! Thx Levi! <crab emoji>
Levi: OMG JEALOUS
Levi: Is that a GODDAMN CRAB BOIL?? F U
Bee: No fucking way bitch u only cook pancakes
Bee: Who’s cooking 4 U?? DEETS U BITCH <heart emoji heart emoji>
END DESCRIPTION]
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