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whotookmysenbon · 18 days
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if you want us to stop thinking that you and Kakashi are together, maybe try not sounding so disgustingly domestic. like, going through your fridge in his pajamas? bro. you're so gone for each other and don't even know it lol
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@idreamofdango how many times have you broken into my house at weird hours of the night to steal food? Or show me a weird frog or something that you set on fire?
@selenophilephile you let yourself in to 'get something you left' back all the time, I'm pretty sure half the kunai I own are yours.
@morino-ibiki how many oversized shirts have I stolen from you? How many bandanas have you stolen from me?
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Best idea you've had all day, fukutaichou.
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poly-ot4 · 10 months
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Naruto Fanfic - Canon Divergence AU (og!post here)
The late dog always barks at the closed door - Prologue (just a part of it, though)
In Konoha, Shiranui Genma is many things; a shinobi, a Tokubetsu-Jounin, an Elite Guard for the Lord Hokage, an assassination expert, a good friend, and, in Namiashi Raidou's own words, "a mother hen of a shinobi that can and will skin you alive with his senbon if that will keep you safe".
What Shiranui Genma is not, however, is a teacher... or, well, at least he wasn't until now.
Standing at attention in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage of Konoha, Shiranui Genma blinks slowly a few times as if in disbelief.
"I beg your pardon, Lord Third, but could you please repeat what you just said?" he says, voice a bit hesitant.
The Hokage sighs, looking and feeling older than a few minutes ago when he called Genma into his office. "Yes, you heard that correctly Shiranui Genma" he states once again. "I want to entrust a Genin team to you."
Genma, still in disbelief, asks why. He wouldn't dream of going against the Hokage's orders - Genma is not that suicidal, regardless of what Raidou says - but, the senbon user couldn't wrap his head around him being given a Genin team of all things when he is still working as an guard for the Hokage.
'Am I being relieved from my guard duties?' is the most prominent worry for Genma at this moment. He doesn't want to leave his post as a guard. He, of course, loves the job he has. But, most importantly, he has a lifetime of regret he is trying to atone for while continuing his job as a guard. Shiranui Genma doesn't want to see another Hokage die and be unable to do anything about it again. The Forth Hokage, Namikaze Minato, was the one that selected Shiranui Genma as one of his personal guards, alongside Namiashi Raidou and Tatami Iwashi. And yet, when it was truly important for them to do their job properly and protect Minato, all three of them couldn't.
Genma knows that the other two carry just as much guilt as he does after that night when Namikaze Minato gave up his life to protect Konoha. They weren't capable of protecting Minato, so when Sarutobi took up the position of Hokage once more, the three decided to dedicate their lives to protecting the newly reinstated old Hokage, in a way that they were not able to do with Minato.
So now, to have the Hokage himself state that Genma is to have a Genin team feels like a dismissal from his job more than anything. And it hurts.
Sarutobi takes a drag from the ever-present pipe in his mouth, exhaling the smoke a moment later. When he starts speaking, his voice is solemn. "I got news that one of the Jounins that was supposed to take on a Genin team this year perished in a mission." Sarutobi's eyes look sadly towards Genma. "It was an ambush," he continues.
Genma takes a deep breath. Even if he may not have had any conversations with the late shinobi, he still feels sad. For the loss of a comrade on the battle field; for the loss of a promising individual, and, especially, for the loss of a member of Konoha. 'In this line of work, death is always just around the corner' Genma thinks bitterly, 'and yet, it is still unfair that the lives of others are snuffed out so easly and so unexpectedly'.
Despite the sadness and bitterness that cover Genma's thoughts, the only thing he can muster to utter in front of the explanation provided is a quiet "I see."
Sarutobi continues in the same somber tone. "He was supposed to take on Team 3 next week when the graduation ceremony happens. Right now, the vast majority of Jounin that are viable to take on a Genin team are out on field missions and won't be back until after the graduation ceremony. The rest of the Jounin already have chosen a team to take this year." Sarutobi takes another drag from his pipe, reaching for three files out of the million that have found residence on the desk. He faces Genma, eyes determined and serious. "You are the only Tokubetsu Jounin available for me to ask this of." Sarutobi then extends his hand holding the three files - most likely the files for the three brats that just finished Academy - towards him to take.
Genma nearly scoffs. 'Liar' a small part of him hisses in his head. 'I just saw Anko today in the village, complaining, of all things, about not having any missions for the next two weeks and that she will die of boredom to Ibiki Morino of all people'. But on a second note, giving Anko a team of children will not be ideal if you don't want to deal with whatever physical, material or mental repercussions the equation of Anko and three fresh out of the Academy children can create. Having Anko in I&T is already driving people - more specifically, Morino Ibiki - up the walls. Genma can finally see why he was chosen instead of Anko now.
Eyeing the files with a little apprehension, Genma takes then and scans them over for the names of the (un)lucky children that he might become the (un)lucky teacher of.
Kawamura Chizuru - civilian born.
Higashi Kyoka - coming from a small Shinobi family.
Nomura Akira - his father is a Shinobi, but his mother is a civilian.
Genma sighs. "What about my post as a guard?" he asks, awaiting the dreaded response.
Sarutobi seems to see through him with his wise and soulful eyes however. Like he is fully aware of the insecurity and anger that is swirling in his heart. "You may not be able to complete your guard duties during your time as a teacher" Sarutobi states, confirming Genma's fears, "However, you will still be given missions to complete outside of those with the children."
Sarutobi's lips curl a bit upwards as he finishes the sentence. "Make no mistake, Shiranui Genma" he speaks, kind eyes looking directly at the senbon user "I am not relieving you of your duty as a guard. Think of this as a much deserved vacation. I can tell that the guard duty has taken the most toll on you, compared to the others."
'There is that voice again, huh?' Genma muses. 'A strong voice, filled with kindness but so firm that you just instinctively know that Lord Third is not going to change his mind any time soon.'
Genma takes one more look at the three files in his hand and then at the smiling Lord Third in front of him. With his free hand, Genma reaches out for a senbon from his back pocket and puts it into his mouth and smirks.
"I am not obligated to pass them, am I, Hokage-sama?" he asks, keeping the senbon between his teeth so that it wouldn't fall.
Sarutobi's eyes gain a sparkle of mirth and misceaviousness at Genma's, admitedly rethoric, inquiry. He shook his head watching the senbon user's smirk widening just a tad.
'So basically, either a two week vacation or several years vacation for me, depending if they pass or not, huh?' the senbon user thinks to himself.
Genma can't help but be a little bit curious about these kids. What can they do? What will they do? How will they react to the world they decided to enter and to the path of the Shinobi? Who will remain and who will decide this isn't for them?
But, most importantly, will they manage to impress Genma enough for him to choose to remain as their Jounin Teacher? Or will they fail the test he will put forth?
"Well then" Genma starts, "far be it for me to disobey your words, Lord Third. I will take them." Sarutobi breathes a small sigh of relief at Genma's acceptance. "However, I will not make any promises about this team passing my test."
The old leader nod. "I do not expect anything less from you, Genma. The Graduation Ceremony is in a week. Be prepared" he continues. "You are now dismissed."
Genma acknowledges the dismissal with a soft "Yes, sir" before leaving the old Hokage alone in his office.
With this situation out of the way, Sarutobi starts working on his seemingly never ending paperwork that accumulates on his desk each and every day. But even as he diligently works, the old leader of Konoha cannot shake the feeling that he may have been mistaken and that Anko would have the better choice to give a Genin team to.
"I am getting too old for this," he laments rather pathetically to the piles of paperwork on his desk and to the AMBU guards that surround his office.
What is done, is done. Sarutobi can only hope and pray that he didn’t make a mistake. The gods know he has made too many at his old age.
And this is all I have for now on this particular fic. So, any opinions? Let me know.
See you guys tomorrow,
- TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help
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mrs-iruka · 2 years
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A new YamaGaiGen fic is live on my AO3 @tenzoscabin
Author: Mrs Iruka (me)
Rating: T
Language: English
Relationships: Maito Gai | Mighty Guy/Shiranui Genma/Yamato | Tenzo
Characters: Maito Gai | Mighty Guy, Shiranui Genma, Yamato | Tenzou
Additional Tags: Fluff, love, paperwork, mother hen Shiranui Genma, Hokage Tenzo, Polyamory, Throuple, Genma and Gai are the best boyfriends, Supportive Genma, Tenzo needs help, Gai is a sweetheart, Tenzo's Cabin discord server
Summary: Tenzo is the Hokage for the Leaf Village. But more than that, he is in a loving relationship with two of the village's best shinobi, Shiranui Genma and Maito Gai who support him no matter what.
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rayshippouuchiha · 3 years
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Have you read Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire? Genma accidentally becomes the village babysitter, first acquiring baby Neji and baby Hinata then it snowballs from there. I love coming back to it.
Glorious
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bichilchuck · 3 years
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hmmm how about an ABCD for a character you haven't gotten a chance to talk about? Your choice.
thank u for the ask!! this one is v sweet ill do it for genma shiranui
a: what i think realistically: genma is the oldest of five siblings!! all younger sisters
b: what i think is hilarious: genma has fucked every member of the jounin squad (except izumo kotetsu n iruka) at Least once. hottest man in konoha
c: what is heart-crushing and awful: genma blames himself for naruto growing up entirely alone bc he was too much of a coward to go against the third’s word 
d: what would never work with canon but i believe it anyway: he’s gay n trans n also the biggest mother hen in konoha. if ur a kid or teen w/o anywhere to go or even a young adult just go to genma n raidou’s apartment. they’ll have space for u 
send me a character for a/b/c/d headcanons!
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kushinatops · 4 years
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"Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire" by Varmint on ao3
LMAO WHAT
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boxofdice · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shiranui Genma/Uchiha Itachi Characters: Uchiha Itachi, Shiranui Genma, Hatake Kakashi Additional Tags: Anbu Shiranui Genma, Awkward Crush, POV Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Itachi is bad at feelings, Mother Hen Shiranui Genma, Minor Injuries, Head Injury, Oblivious Series: Part 1 of Naruto rare pair week 2020 Summary:
Itachi gets a minor head injury on a joined ANBU mission and it triggers every caretaker instinct Genma insists he doesn't have. Kakashi watches the awkward trainwreck with the fierce gratefulness that he is out of puberty.
@narutorarepairweek
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whotookmysenbon · 16 days
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...how in the hells does "aftercare" work, then?
— @scarecrow-in-a-hatake
… That explains a lot, actually. Just. So much.
Aftercare is a routine that helps regulate emotions for both parties. Some people prefer giving, some prefer receiving. For me I usually just go through a checklist: Water, cleanup, some sort of snack, cuddles if they want it, walk them home or let them get comfortable if they're staying. Some people like being taken care of as well as doing the caregiving. One person might want to make sure their partner is comfortable and dozing then need to run a hot back for themselves and go back to bed. Above all, make sure your partner is ok, sit with them through any sort of sub or dom drop, if they experience something like that. Most of it takes place immediately after sex, but sometimes it can go into the next day with making sure the person gets home safe, has breakfast, is in a good headspace, etc. You just got to remember it's about making both of you more comfortable, so if you're absolutely not ok with physical contact, don't force yourself to give it. Find what works for you, use your words and communicate clearly, all that good shit.
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shishisblindspot · 5 years
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Genma Fic Recs Pt.1
Fallen here to grace
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother.
[In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1147991
The sound of pulling heaven down
For a ruthless assassin, Genma's got an embarrassing weakness for little kids with big sad eyes. Still, Minato's son shouldn’t have to grow up alone and hated—not when Genma is more than willing to provide a family, crazy and chaotic though it may be.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4013143
There's beauty in the breakdown
Of learning curves and the evolution of understanding. They’ve got a ways to go before they're anything like a cohesive family, but sometimes the attempt is worth everything.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4339649
It rises with the fall
Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn’t quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.
(Parallels the other works in the series.)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4354151
Leave me breathless
Two moments of awakening, almost a dozen years apart, but for Gai at least there's always been one constant between then and now, and his name is Shiranui Genma.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4755773
Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire
Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. The kids are too many and too dangerous to do so.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9214298?view_full_work=true
Learn to Be Content
5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Team 7 gets a different sensei?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8168068
Pulling My Weight
During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6737008?view_full_work=true
The Many Perks of Parenting (Or Not)
Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1163711
Soulmate Story Collection
Genma/Raidou - The one where you and your soulmate have matching tattoos on your wrists
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10512390/chapters/24871653
Genma/Ino - The one where your soulmate can make your scars disappear by kissing them
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10512390/chapters/31123776
Genma/Sakura - The one where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your arm at birth
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10512390/chapters/36708198
In This Game Together
He has a daughter. Genma's heart is pounding like the first time he defused a bomb on the fly, no gear and no plan, just adrenaline and determination and pigheadedness in equal measure. He’ll get through this, they’ll get through this, no matter what.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6167377
Heaven on Fire
Maybe Valentine’s Day shouldn’t find him packing three guns and a bag full of military-grade infiltration gear, but then, Genma's never been normal. Nor has he ever particularly wanted it in his life. This works for him. And apparently it works for Kakashi too.
( I recommend reading the entire series though)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6003022
Our Hearts Are Dynamite
Legacies, Genma thinks wryly, must be the heaviest thing in the known universe. Especially the failed ones.
[this one’s good but it’s not complete :(]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7631716?view_full_work=true
could be the start of something new
For the prompt "You’re the cute nerd that keeps getting pushed around but you just punched your bully and I gotta save you"
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9089464
all we have to do is start
For an ask on my Tumblr: I had this crazy idea about Genma/kakashi like, imagine Bookstore-Owner!Kakashi chilling behind the counter reading some porn when his door slams open and this very annoyed but super sexy Florist!Genma storms in heading straight for Kakashi. Genma slams his hands down on the counter, glaring at Kakashi and says "I swear to god if you don't have a book on flower meanings I'm going to murder my customer." And Kakashi discovers Genma's hot and florists couldn't give 2 shits about flower meanings.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10659873
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maar1art · 6 years
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just some genma sketch. cos i think hes really cool and i am eternally thankful to all the deities that i am living at a time where Mother Hen Shiranui Genma is an actual ao3 tag. also i was reading this fic and the author killed off genma and i was like NO. like, how dare you?! why would you even do that? do you take genma for some weak canon fodder you could just kill off at moment’s notice?! the fic was not bad but dead genma is a no no for me. it made me smad. so yeah, a genma appreciation sketch.  
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Naruto Headcanon
Okay, so new Naruto head canon from over here about my man Genma ‘Mother hen’ Shiranui. I got the idea from a bunch of ficts I read where he doesn’t remember which of his senbon are poisoned. 
Genma Shiranui isn’t immune to most of the common poisons because he’s a poison specialist.
Instead, he’s a poison specialist because he’s immune to most common poisons. And some of the not so common ones.
Which makes absolutely no sense until you meet him and realize that yes, that is a senbon in his mouth. No, he doesn’t ever really take it out. And also no, Raidou really wasn’t kidding about Gemna not knowing if it has been poisoned or not.
It starts like this: Senbon are precision weapons. And usually, precision weapons are rather difficult to kill with unless you are very good. Which isn’t really a problem, until you consider how easy it is to cover most of these kill spots. So, after a mission gone not so good during his early time as a genin Genma decides to look into poisons. After all, if a senbon is poisoned then it doesn’t matter so much where you hit you target so long as you do. You still have to be precise, but it’s not as bad. The problem arises with the fact that Genma has a long held habit of chewing on his senbon. Which wasn’t really something he thought much about until the first time he grabs one and thirty minutes later has to be rushed to the hospital because it had poison on it.
And then it happens again.
And then a third time.
By the tenth, Raidou has thrown his hands in the air and decided that he’s apparentlt going to have to start poisoning Genma himself in order to force him to build up some immuntity just to stop Genma from constantly hospitalizing himself. By the fifteenth the nurses start helping him.
By the time he reaches chuunin they’ve collectively sighed and started adding more foreign and deadly poisons as a preventative measure.
Genma has no idea that he’s become unknowingly immune to most of the common poisons from everywhere until his team gets into a bad battle with some Kumo nin and everyone has to be rushed to the nearest medic after they stop in at am outpost and start showing symptoms. Gemma is so confused when the rest of his team get violently ill and spend two weeks getting teated for the poison while he’s just standing around feeling fine. 
He finds out it was Raidou when he gets a new poison with saying anything and once again lands himself in the hospital. He faintly remembers hearing Raidou yelling to the nurses that “He’s got a new one again.” When he wakes up, Genma gets the list of all the poisons the others have giving him over the years and that’s the moment he decides to become a poison specialist. 
He never does stop forgetting which senbon he carries are poisoned.
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cooliogirl101 · 6 years
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Genma Shiranui/Hisana, the mother hens of Konoha (okay now I ship them so bad, I did this to myself)
Could: Mutual mother henning (like Sai actually sent them a painting of 2 clucking hens which Genma proceeded to hang proudly in their living room. Hisana just kind of facepalmed), both are regularly in the running for “most well adjusted people in Konoha/the Seireitei”)
Couldn’t: Hisana would totally try to adopt shinobi from other countries and Genma would prob just go along with it which might give the council a collective heart attack (although it’s up to you whether or not this is a bad thing), I don’t see Genma as the type to leave Hisana’s secrets alone
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ao3feed-kakairu · 6 years
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Waterfall's Last
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NV0Uf3
by Rhiw
The life of a ninja is a dangerous one, doubly so if you belong to one of the lesser, smaller villages. When Waterfall is overrun by Rock, young Chūnin Umino Iruka is tasked to flee to Fire Country with his village's two most precious assets; their young prince, Shibuki, and the jinchūriki of the Shichibi, Fū. He's hardly surprised when Fire allows them to citizenship - the draw of a second jinchūriki is a strong incentive. Building a life in a new country is hard, but Iruka is determined to full fill his last mission as a Waterfall-nin; provide a happy, healthy home for his charges. Everything is going well - until he meets Uzumaki Naruto.
Suddenly, Iruka is a single father of three at sixteen, living with what has to be one of the strangest, rudest, alarmingly attractive Alphas he's ever met; Hatake Kakashi.
Words: 3564, Chapters: 1/20, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Kakashi's Ninken, Uzumaki Naruto, Fuu (Naruto), Yamato | Tenzou, Sarutobi Asuma, Mitarashi Anko, Yuuhi Kurenai, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Gekkou Hayate, Uzuki Yuugao, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Shibuki
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, Sarutobi Asuma/Yamato | Tenzou, Namiashi Raidou/Shiranui Genma, Gekkou Hayate/Uzuki Yuugao, Maito Gai | Might Guy/Mitarashi Anko
Additional Tags: Baby Fic, Kid Fic, Teenagers, Falling In Love, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Beta/Beta, Alpha Hatake Kakashi, Omega Umino Iruka, Bottom Umino Iruka, Beta Anko, Alpha Sarutobi Asuma, Omega Yamato | Tenzo, Alpha Fu, Omega Uzumaki Naruto, Beta Shiranui Genma, Beta Namiashi Raidou, Mother Hen Shiranui Genma, Yamato goes by Tenzo at this time, ANBU - Freeform, ANBU Culture, Ninja Culture, Iruka is from Waterfall, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Iruka gets adopted by Kakashi's Anbu team, Beta Gai, Consensual Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Kinda, Because they're legal adults as ninja, Hero Water, Iruka is a giant mother
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NV0Uf3
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