#my baby's on the bench again 🙄

[suckmyarschkarte]

him.

#world cup 2022 #japan nt #takumi minamino #idk i just felt like it #my baby's on the bench again 🙄 #i miss him....

[leohamatoblog]

What They Text You: Applies to any...cause they're all a bunch of dorky teens and i dont care what anyone says.

Leo:

• look at my new plant

• would you like to have tea tomorrow?

• you look so pretty 😍 leo you cant see me and? i bet you do

• am i really an old man???? 😭😭😭

• be honest, do you think raph can beat me in an arm wrestle? if you dont answer in 5 minutes, i will assume it's yes and i will prove you wrong.

• good morning honey. have a wonderful day today! ❤️

• are you still mad at me...? LEO YOU SET MY MICROWAVE ON FIRE. so is that a yes?

• have you eaten yet? you need to eat...and drink something other than (your favorite drink)

• i got benched because i can't stop throwing up. i'm fine! leo...you threw up blood literally 10 minutes ago. it was only a little 🙄

• i'm in desperate need of a kiss right now.

• check out my new katanas

• remember that i love you 🥰🥰❤️

• for the last time, i wont download tik tok. you know how bad i hyperfixate 😠

• stop playing candy crush and pay attention to me

• keep it up and you won't get the knots worked out of your shoulders.

• mikey just called me a boomer...i feel like i should be offended. you are a boomer. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

• y/n, i love you, but for the love of god, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCKS.

• *drunk* im in a relationship why do i have your name as my love cause my girl/boyfriend/partner will definitely not like that and i dont know who you are but they will kick your ass and i dont even feel sorry cause you arent love leo...you're drunk. NO IM TAKEN

• call me cause i would like to hear about your day and i miss you

• i love you my love ❤️

Raph:

• come watch me bench im bored

• can you please come get mikey before i hit him?

• wear that giant sweatshirt to our date. ya look adorable in it

• why did you ask donnie to help you with your homework?? um...cause it's about neurons and receptors in the brain. i could've helped with google! 😒

• YOU NEED TO COME KILL THIS COCKROACH RIGHT NOW.

• hey babe. how was your day? ❤️

• have i ever told you how beautiful you are? what did you do. nothing...? i just think you're beautiful. raphael. fine..i broke casey's nose. AGAIN!?!

• i'm so tired...wanna come nap with me?

• facetime me so i can show you this cool trick spike can do

• remember how i said i was going to be more level headed? well donnie's new robot almost broke my arm and it's no more. you lasted 1 day more than the last time.

• *you sent a selfie* yeahhhh that's my baby 😍😍

• eat or im fighting you.

• jokes on you ive always been completely unhinged and it's bold of you to think i cant be worse.

• im sick. can you bring me some soup? 😣

• i miss you like a lot and i hate when you're gone

• i love you a whole lot 😘

• im just gonna start carrying you everywhere if you dont stop tripping over NOTHING. im just gonna trip harder. Y/N NO.

• mikey said we're his parents just an fyi. he's always been my son

• i made waffles. you better come eat some

• damn babe you're fine 🤤

Donnie:

• no i wont do your homework for you

• tell shelldon to stop talking back to me before i ground him for eternity

• im in a house of IDIOTS. technically it's a lair. not now y/n.

• you look like a pile of swans in that sweater 🥰

• i can't sleep. wanna play online scrabble?

• sweetie you need to eat more than a bag of gummy worms and a bag of doritos

• you need to come sit with me while i work because i need an extra set of eyes. you just miss me 😏 don't start.

• don't call a plumber! i know how to fix the sink. i got this 😎 donnie the pipe exploded the last time you "had" this.

• *you sent a selfie* you look nice

• im gonna blow up. a person, a thing, a place, all of the above? yes.

• you need to drink straight broth, it'll help soothe your stomach ache

• im dying. you have a cold.

• i love you but please stop trying to assemble ikea furniture on your own.

• good luck on your exams/work project! 😘

• TELL RAPH TO STOP PICKING ME UP TO MOVE ME.

• leo just called me an asparagus. i didn't know how to respond so his phone will self destuct in 5 minutes. DONNIE.

• you're so pretty 🥺

• i made you something and you have to come get it right now. im literally about to have my wisdom teeth out. reschedule it

• listen to the playlist i made you or else im disabling your pirated tv show service

• thanks for listening to me 💜

Mikey:

• babe come snuggle with me

• i made you brownies so come eat them with me while we watch crognard

• i haven't seen you in so long 😭 you saw me this morning. BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO

• angelcakessssss i love you

• look at this cat video i found

• FACETIME ME THERES A PUPPY

• are you awake? mikey it's 3 am. good, so would you still love me if i was a worm? go to sleep.

• i bet you look like a cuddly bear today 🥰

• im so hungry. can you bring me ice cream?

• raph wont stop being mean to me. can you beat him up? cause a (your height) tall human can beat a 6ft turtle's ass 😑 i believe in you.

• im coming over with my new call of duty game and we're having a game a thon!

• i found a cat. mikey no. his name is gerald. MIKEY WE ALREADY HAVE 10 OF THEM. HALF ARE NAMED GERALD.

• i made you a mixtape i cant wait for you to hear it

• how mad would you be if i crashed the shell razor in a derby and broke my arm? very. then i did not do that.

• im sick. come help me feel better 😭

• call me cause april just told me something about casey that's wild

• i found this cool rock that i think you'll like

• it's so cool i can date you. you're for real the coolest. you broke my coffee table again didn't you? no...maybe.

• im bringing you lunch cause my baby needs to eat!

• this song reminds me of you 💕

#rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt ask blog #tmnt bayverse #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #ask blog #tmnt 2003 #tmnt headcanons

[justjensenandhisalteregos]

Merry Christmas Cowboy

Pairing: Beau Arlen x f! Reader

Warnings: 18+(M audience), Lots of sexy smut, oral (m & f receiving), lots of detail 😏

A/N: I found this saved on my iPad from Christmas 2023, originally I had this written for a Tennessee cowboy I was talking to last year and flirting with before he just told me over Messenger he wasn’t interested anymore 🙄 Cue Beau Arlen…He saves the day once again!

WC: I honestly don’t know…oops.

Santa Baby just slip a Sable under the tree for me,

Been an awful good girl,

Santa Baby, so hurry down

The chimney tonight

Eartha Kitt’s voice came through the door as I shut out the cold, dreary Montana winter weather.

My eyes searched as I couldn’t find her.

The closer my feet got to the kitchen, my nose tingled with the smell of Christmas cookies.

A wide grin tugged at the corner of my lips, daring to reveal a toothy smile.

Coming around the corner I saw her.

She was sitting on a stool at the the kitchen island, hard at work putting snowball cookies on a baking tray.

As I leaned against the wall I took in her small form and subtly traced the lines of her body. Staying silent for a few moments I listened to her sing along and hum.

I pressed off the wall and quietly stalked behind her and placed my hands on her hips. I felt her softly jump in her seat.

“Hey Cowboy.” She spoke gently.

“Hey Mama.” I brushed her hair off her shoulder and placed a delicate kiss to the sweet spot under her ear.

“Smells good! Are you almost finished?” I gripped her hips tighter as I whispered in her ear.

“This is the last batch, and then I’m all yours.” She said seductively.

I watched as she quickly finished the cookies, and helped her put the sheet pan in the oven.

***

Once we reached the bedroom, the smooth crooning voice of The Eagles sang Please Come Home For Christmas through the speaker.

After I shut the bedroom door I set her to her feet and pressed her against the door. My large, calloused hands firmly held her as her (y/c/e) turned dark in desire. Tenderly, my fingertips traced her curves around the mounds of her chest and up her arms. As I laced my fingers with hers I held he arms above her head.

In my sweet Texan accent that she loves, I instructed her not to move her arms as I tugged at the hem of her baggy baking tshirt. My warm hands slowly moved up her small torso. Her mouth elicited a soft moan as my large hands encased her breasts as I fondled and teased over the lace bra.

I captured her lips in a kiss and continued to give her attention.

In one swift movement, the baggy tshirt was on the floor beside us. My eyes don’t falter, never looking away from her dark (y/c) dilated eyes. Gently I pulled her arms down as I wrapped my arms around her to undo her bra.

As I pulled the straps down her arms, the bra joined the tshirt on the floor.

I took in her bare upper body, my own emerald eyes locked on her curves. My eyes and body filled with need and hunger.

I continued to help her out of her black leggings and before long she laid bare beneath me. I picked up her small frame I set her on the bench at the foot of the bed as I took off my sherriffs Cowboy hat and undressed.

After, I laid her gently on our California King bed and pressed open her thighs and went straight for her sweet center.

The tip of my tongue darted between my lips and I licked up and down the slit of her precious lips. My hands found their way and attached themselves to her increasingly erect breasts.

She moaned, “Oh… Beau…”

I smirked against her skin as I followed it with tender sucks and more licks. My left hand fell down her body to press and rub her bundle of nerves.

Her Cheshire Cat like smile made me laugh as she pulled me closer to her.

Her hands ghosted over my body and continued to move downwards.

As her soft hands grabbed my thickening rod, she teased the tender head. Once she pulled herself closer, her lips kissed down my body and traveled to the place I needed her most.

The tip of her tongue poked out outlined the shape of my member. As her tongue circled my head, she took it in fully and sucked softly. She continued to massage my balls and moved her tongue around the sensitive head.

When I looked down I caught her stare up at me through her long, dark eye lashes. I thrusted my hips faster which caused her to moan around me and vibrate my member in the best way.

With a few more sloppy thrusts, I released my hot load between her sweet, soft lips. In a couple swallows, she licked her lips contentedly.

After tiredly crawling into bed beside her, she snuggled into my side.

“Merry Christmas Cowboy.”

[shoyoist]

HIHIII <33 HRUUUU i’m back again, god these assignments r so tiring, BUT ANYWHO! did u see the new blue lock episode w shidou?? lately i’ve been thinking of him being a papa as well.. how would he be like? :00

— 🫖

hello darling<33 i hope you're taking care of yourself while working on those assignments! and omg no i haven't seen the episode yet i'm so behind on blue lock now after i picked up one piece and got obsessed with it 😭 but i have seen screenshots and oh my godd he is soo hot he makes me so feel all hot nervy<333

shidou is so competitive as a papa he's so ridiculous about it! you both would have a baby girl, and he's always turning everything into a contest. says things like “oh she likes it better when i feed her” “she likes the songs i sing more than yours” “hey hey tucking her in is MY job!!” then he'll get grumpy when she wakes up crying in the middle of the night. “see? you didn't give the lil thing enough fuckin' kisses when you should've, and now she's waking up the entire neighborhood.”

like. okay then 🙄 it makes him a very good papa tho<3

shidou also loooves carrying his little baby girl around. it's a comfort to him when his sweet lil child is safely in his arms, though he'll never admit that. whenever he's at home he's got his baby in his arms, and he talks to her like she's his best friend. like she understands everything he says.

and he doesn't hold back he'll cuss and shit talk and just tell her whatever's on his mind 💀 “today was fuckin’ awful, princess.” is the first thing he says when he walks into the house, and you think he's talking to you and you open your mouth to ask him what's wrong, only for him to walk past you and head to your daughter that's sitting in her feeding chair, waiting for you to fix her formula.

he unbuckles her and picks her up, carrying her upstairs to the bedroom with him while still talking to her like “can you believe what they did to daddy? daddy had a little fall, alright? tripped and fell cause his stupid damn teammates don't fuckin’ move outta the way. and the coach benched me! somethin’ about my leg — which is fine, as you can see — needing a break or whatnot. fuckin’ stupid. brain-dead fucking coach. can you believe it?”

and your baby's laughing, hopefully not picking up any of his foul language, slapping his shoulder and he just laughs along and thanks her for “getting the right idea” or whatever it's so hilarious and you shouldn't be condoning it but it's just too cute 😭

#[♡] mail ◟੭ #[♡] from : 🫖 anon. ◟੭ #oh this got long #can you tell i really like this man v_v #because i dooo <3 #shidou ryusei x reader #shidou ryusei fluff

[imaginedreamwrite]

Hi!

For BDE (idk if this really counts or whatever) but BT Ransom having to go out somewhere and he’s taking care of their pup so when he’s out he just has one of those baby carriers that you strap on to your chest. Maybe he runs into a friend or worse a family member (Walt) and they’re just like wtf since when did you become an omega (because taking care of pups is omega’s job 🙄)

But Ransom is just walking around like this

“If you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to-”

“Don’t carry my baby? What, you don’t think I’m man enough to carry my baby? My pup?” Ransom’s snort of derision makes you laugh under your breath, and you tilt your head when you see him adjusting the band across his shoulders.

“Ransom I was just-” you try without fruition to recall your hesitation but within a moment he’d gone outside with Jake following.

Ransom had gently pat your pup’s back, soothing and crooning to your babe. He had taken to sitting on a bench while Jake ran to the coffee cart to get them both drinks, leaving Ransom to his own devices. As he sat and comforted your pup, his attention was drawn from the coffee cart Jake was standing by, to the weight of a dirty look someone was shooting him.

Ransom was ready to flip them off, unapologetically irritated by their glare, until he had recognized it was his uncle. With a huff, Ransom stood and started to make his way toward Walt with a prideful stride.

“Child rearing, Ransom? Since when did you turn into an omega?” The comment was fired off, though it was unlike your naturally light hearted teasing from before.

Rather Walt had spoken to Ransom with ire and disgust.

“If you’d shown your pup the same care and devotion maybe he wouldn’t have grown to be a little bitch.” Ransom strike Walt with a vocal accosting and a warning growl that was built deep in his chest.

“Excuse me?”

“Getting stupider by the day aren’t you?” Ransom gently pat his pup’s back, crooning to your babe before turning his attention back to Walt. “I said you’re a useless waste of air, and your son is a bastard.”

Walt huffed and raised his cane, perhaps not even to touch Ransom’s baby but still he reacted with an instinctual drive. Ransom ripped the cane from his uncles hands and smashed it against his knee, letting the pieces fall to the ground.

“Threaten my pup again and I’ll break your neck next.” Ransom made the threat and left Walt where he stood, joining Jake by the bench.

“Everything okay?”

“Real alphas care about their pups.” Ransom grabbed the coffee and lift it to his lips. “I’m a damn good alpha.”

“Yes you are.”

#alpha!Ransom Drysdale x omega!Reader #alpha!Ransom Drysdale #big dick energy thursday #BDE Thursday #big energy Thursday #ransom Drsydale x reader #brat taming series: big dick energy Thursday

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Hi there! (since we are quite close in age it feels weird to call you mom 😂😂 might call you 'big sis' instead)

Just stopping by to say that I overdid it with sport and injured my ankle today 😅 and of course my stupid ass is living alone in a foreign country (thankfully I have friends here who offered to help me with chores but my stubborn self sayd I was fine to do everything myself...). Anyway I have been re-reading all your MSBY stuff and it made me feel so much better already! I'm legit imagining them (and especially my bby Adriah 🥰) trying to help an injured reader with daily duties... Just pure chaos and it made me laugh so hard. So thank you so much for all your good vibes!!

Also, sending love to all the cuties who went back to school these past days, hope everything went well!

Hi!! Omg please feel free to call me whatever! I have some people call me mom, others call me bestie and some just call me Tiffany 😅 I'm use to a variety of names so whatever my followers are ok with is good with me!

Ahhh oh no!! Ok but you also sound like me because I'm stubborn like that too 😅 I really hope you feel better soon! But also like being in a foreign country 😱 omg that's likes so cool! I totally envy anyone who can do that! I'm just over here in my little corner of the US never having gone out of North America 🤣

Also the MSBY and Adler boys are my favorites! Those sweet angels would be just as chaotic as our precious high-school boys! I totally picture MSBY to be like the Karasuno of the professional teams 🤣 and the Adlers is more of a Shiratorizawa or Inarizaki because they walk around all stoic like with their attractive chests popped out 😫 anyways I'm getting distracted again 👀 but now I have MSBY Adriah brain rot and omg what an absolute precious baby 🥺 please he's just as annoying as the young Jackals but he tries to hide it and we all know it!

Legit, ok imagine reader has to wear an arm sling or something right. Idk reader you probably fell up the stairs or something super embarrassing because it's literally what I would do 🤣 NE ways, Meian called a meeting and td the idiots they all had to help you. But like Adriah has a little bit of a tiny crush so he just ramps up that energy 👏🏻

"Hey YN do you need help?"- Adriah :D

"No I'm good, I'm just filling these eater bottles. I can manage"- you 😊

"Ok :D"- Adriah

*5 minutes later*

"OMG YN YOU SHOULDNT BE DOING THAT"- Adriah, panicking 😱

You 👉🏻😐 I'm just sitting on the bench

"You should be resting your arm put the pen DOWN"- Adriah 😡

Please if the 4 bby idiots mess with you, it's all over. Imagine Hinata and Bokuto get a little too wild and accidently spike a ball like 10 ft away from you

Adriah 👉🏻😐😳😠 YOU DUMBASSES YOU ALMOST HURT MY OUR PRECIOUS YN

Please he's like 6'7" he's gonna catch Bokuto and Hinata in like 2seconds

Meanwhile Meian, Joffe, Inunaki and Barnes are all like 👉🏻 he should just tell YN he likes them already 🙄

#my lovely bbys #live action headcannons 🤣 #follower headcannons #wisdomsunshine

[lovecolibri]

SaL anon here bestie, here to pour ice cubes down the back of your office mate's shirt as well as anyone getting pissy in yours or others inboxes for daring to have an opinion the screentime usage on a supposed ensemble show. Seems like a perfect time to talk about the latest LS episode, so get ready my friend, I've got some opinions. So first the 4 things I liked, in no particular order were Captain Judd, Grace and Judd, the group sending pics to Marjan, Owen showing up to dinner. Now let's

talk about the rest of the episode where my thoughts fluctuated between "I don't give a shit" and "are you fucking kidding me". Let's start with the big, glaring issues. Did this fucking show, with all it's promotion of its diverse cast, just try to make the fucking nazi's sympathetic and victims? Fuck off show, the fact that the white supremacists didn't choose violence doesn't suddenly absolve them and make them good people. Violent racism may be on the rise, but by far the common and well practiced racism is institutional. I live in fucking Texas where we have such fabulous legal decisions like abortion bounties, only have 1 place to turn in mail-in ballots per county even if that county has millions of people, and saying its NOT actually necessary for outdoor workers to take a 10 minute water break every 4 hours, even if it's summer and temperatures reach 110+ degrees. Those last two heavily effect particular demographics and if you think the groups that vote for the people that allow those things to happen, that actively encourage it and condone it, are somehow redeemable because they didn't choose violence I have some choice words for you (sorry if that sentence made no sense, i lost some of my thoughts mid raging). To then top that off with a "let's give the violent white supremacist a sob story" and I'm officially disgusted. So yeah, anything tangentially related to this plot just didn't hit for me. And then we wasted so much of the last 6 episodes on this bullshit just to end with this makes me want set Tim's hair on fire. More minor complaints. We're a third of the way through the season and Mateo has had like 5 lines, do better show. And Carlos is just back to work and fine, sure, whatever. This is minor since I didn't expect them to address this till later, but we better get a nice looong conversation between him and his parents. Okay, bitching done, on to OG spec soon!!!

Hello my friend! I got this right before dinner last night and then I was out of spoons for the day but I am vibrating on like, 2000% of my normal serotonin thanks to OG, plus the hard mango soda I had when I got home because it was A Week, so I'm READY to do ALL OF THE THINGS! Also, I finally got to go home so I'm warm now because it was another freezing day in the office. I miss working at home 😭😭😭 ANYWAY, lets talk about LS so I can get to your OG ask because I have THOUGHTS!

This week did have some good stuff, more actually than I was expecting because we got the group being at least FINALLY involved in this plot. Captain Judd is my absolute beloved and I loved seeing a bit of his dynamic with Paul again (that ice storm arc was SO GOOD for them!). More Captain Judd if Owen is going to bitch about his job being the equivalent of being "benched". 🙄🙄🙄 Grace continues to be The Best and her and Judd's relationship is everything to me. I really enjoyed the team kinda goofing off but also getting reminded that the danger is real (also that little kid DID deserve an award!) because they ARE good in the field but that's not always enough. The group making sure to send their failure pics to Marjan is so on brand for them and I'm glad we at least got a mention that they're keeping in touch as promised. I love love love that Carlos and the 126 all got to be involved in this plot finally and we got to see an exciting emergency. I also ADORE little bitty TK holding on to his little bitty backpack straps. He's so pocket-sized and baby! I also really enjoyed Owen stopping by the loft and TK and Carlos making room for him. Judd wasn't wrong, he HAS been lonely and it was good to see him choosing to reach out to his son and work on that bonding instead of moping around at home. I'm really excited for dadzilla Owen and momzilla Andrea, it's gonna be a blast!

Now, as you said, for the not so good.

No only did the show try to make the group of nazis out to be the victims they also tried to make the young guy, who got kicked out of the nazi club for being too radical about wanting to DO nazi shit instead of just talking about it, into a victim because there was someone even WORSE and yeah he wanted to DO shit but maybe not that much. I mean, come on, poor kid just wanted to harass people trying to live their lives and protest people having rights because he doesn't like them, and maybe shout at some local politicians! He didn't want HIS family to get hurt in all that so now it's like, super sad and hard for him because his family is the one affected this time! Isn't he just the most victim-y victim to ever victim? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Sidebar, I just watched Bad Call, and like, THAT guy was a victim! He was picked up by bad guys, and forced to rob a bank while strapped to a bomb. You know who ISN'T a victim? Some white dude who was trying to make other people's lives miserable, and fucked around and found out! Zero sympathy.

The show wasted SO MUCH TIME on this plot and for what?! For them to make it seem like only one guy was a "bad apple" and all the other guys were victims? To kill off some rando woman that no one knew or cared about? Only to not even mention that it was Owen's fault she was in the building at all anyways because he couldn't keep his mouth shut?! For us to hear the writers say through Owen that being a fire captain is boring and they really wish they would have made this spinoff a police show instead?!?! The ONLY moderately enjoyable thing to come out of this storyline was Owen getting some funny quips and him and O'Brian being able to play off each other so well. Which, and I cannot stress this enough, could have happened around actual calls where Owen was doing his fucking job.

ANYWAY

Agreed that I'm TIRED of waiting for other characters billed and marketed as main characters to get more than a couple lines of "Yeah, Cap! On it, Cap!" so Owen can waste all the screen time doing NOT first responder work. And giving one "whole" episode to Marjan or Mateo or Paul or Carlos does NOT make up for them not having a consistent presence in every episode. Carlos had a HUGE trauma and it hasn't even come up in a background conversation for TWO EPISODES! Yes, I think it's going to come up more in depth later this season but zero follow up at all?! After he DIED?! Not even a single mention?! *Athena voice* InSANity. And it's doubly frustrating that this is still SUCH an issue so many seasons in, simply because the rest of the characters are so good that people are willing to put up with skipping Owen stuff so they can watch the rest of it. It has never made sense to me why shows talk down to/hate even slightly catering to their hardcore fanbase because those are the people that will make sure to tell EVERYONE about the show, and convince people to watch it with them, and will get the show talked about enough for journalists to write about it, and will KEEP the show going and talked about and beloved even after it's over!

Okay, I think I got it all out. Thanks as always for sharing your thoughts and coming over to be salty with me in my online living room. On a happier note, we finally have some good fucking food to talk about with OG so I'm gonna go work on that post next, and look forward to new LS being about Tommy!

#my sweet nonnie friends #sleeping at last anon #911 lone star #lone star spoilers #i swear i don't actually HATE owen i just think he could be better utalized #when he IS being captain or playing dad to everyone or being a bestie for Michelle/Tommy the scenes are SO GOOD!! #WHAT do they have against letting him just...do that! #if they wanted him to investigate shit so bad why didn't they just make this spin off about the police instead of fire? #anyway #thrilled this fucking plot is over with so i never have to think about it again #goodbye forever nazi jackasses you will not be missed nor will you get an ounce of sympathy from me #onward to the tommy storyline and hopefully more emergencies (remember when the emergency response show used to actually have those?) #and more of the 126

[yuichi-ro]

kay kay kay kay so. watched the first six episodes of fire force. here are my unfiltered thoughts as you have to suffer through them.

SHINRA IS MY BABY BOY NOW ajsjks pls he is sooooo cute he gets all the kisses i wanna pinch his chubby cheeks he gets tiddie sucking privileges.

arthur gets a hate peg. good comedic relief, not my type tho but stuffing his mouth would be fun.

takehisa hinawa is the guy id take home to meet my parents. he gets my hand in marriage. we stan a dependable man.

maki is a goddess oh my god. can she bench press me??? please??? god she is so funny and hot i love her.

the captain (akitaru? smth like that) is fine too, not my cup of tea tho.

tamaki is already getting on my nerves and i hope i never have to see her shitty face ever again but as she is in the intro, i am afraid i will have to see her more often :’). god how can a character be this annoying she embodies the worst of everything. she can go die in a fire for sure lmao.

princess hibana? nah QUEEN HIBANA. i am but gravel at her feet, idk about others but she is right🤷‍♀️ kindaaaa getting the gay vibes from her and iris. that would be a fun threesome. i definitely need a tr setting where reader’s gang is like hibana’s harem lmao thats just perfect tbh.

speaking of iris, she is fine too but only like her in combination with queen hibana.

okay but calling it now already with no knowledge, the brother of shinra ain’t dead. “no bones were found” yep sounds like he got abducted by some dudes from prob the first squad and is now on the enemy’s side and we will see him fighting shinra. god i watch too much shows man.

overall very good i enjoy it a lot probably gonna continue watching it as i finish making my dreaded dinner.

went to the carwash on thursday and changed tires on friday and. the entire time. no bird poo. literally after i cleaned it in the night from thursday to friday? bird poo on top of my fugging roof. bc i cant have nice things smh

don’t mind me screaming about shinra imma be quiet already but fuck he is so adorable😭😭😭

ill prob send in more thoughts as i continue watching lolol

-🌌momo

SHINRA IS BEST BOI AND SHINRA WILL ALWAYS BE BEST BOI LIKE IT'S JUST ILLEGAL TO NOT LIKE HIM 'M SORRY HE'S GOLD STAR STATUS BESTEST BOY FOREVER AND ALWAYS

not a plug but idk if you ever saw my shinra fic from the other blog, always a goldie even if it's an oldie

those be fighting words for the wife she adores Arthur (after ironically hating him, wow sounds like Kisaki 🙄) But also six episodes in is not a good rep of Arthur. Nor is just going off his relationship with Shinra. I'm not much of a "dumb rivals" trope kinda person so their constant bickering irritates me. But once you get Vulcan (the red head beefy guy w/tattoos) Arthur is better bc their friendship/relationship is so gay I love it (especially if you pick up the manga it's real gay)

hinawa always gives me a boner like that's the one I wanna ruin. I need to corrupt him. I need to stretch him. I need it

again, much like Shinra, I feel like it's illegal not to like Maki? Like if you dislike Maki are you just satan yourself? Big beefy woman who wants to be tiny and feminine but learns to love herself? Yes yes to all that we stan Maki here forever and always

obi (the captain) is that character that's very likable but I feel like every straight woman in a fandom with a shitty boyfriend like him. He's just hetero/straight girl bait that he's not my type either but I do like him and would like to work out with him

playing the devils advocate (as a manga reader) Tamaki's character growth should have been what it ends up being from the beginning. But it's very apparent (like Obi) that she was the straight male gaze fan service. The fandom is pretty divided on Tamaki as you'll find out. Her character growth is really important and speaks volume to the way people slut shame but then on the other hand it takes a long time (like end of season two) for Okubo to do that for her. She's so so and she reads better than she watches ngl

how outwardly gay Hibana and Iris are is just like?? my favorite thing??? It's so gay they so clearly had first time crushes on each other?? just?? I love that ship so much I'll always die on that lesbian hill. But I do like Hibana. I love her and Obi's sibling interaction the more we get of them. They're like nit picky brother and sister and I love it

me likes Iris. I've always liked Iris. Less of a crush thing and more of I vibe with the way she thinks. I too carry immense crushing feelings in myself and try to never talk to anyone about them.

I'm totally bias but Fire Force is so binge-able in both anime and manga form. The transitions to arcs. The connections between even just season 1 to season 2. The lore and everything. It's very addictive and I will not lie I'm excited for you to get the scientist and the eye patch smoking dude. I do really think you'll like them idk I just feel it in my bones that you'll be a Joker and Viktor fan. They are....questionable at best. But funny so it's worth it XD

not me biting my nails for you to get to season two bc I'm not ready for your first impressions of my hubby of husbands 😂

#kurono is......not everyones cup of tea #ok im pretty sure he's literally only my cup of tea #HE'S NOT AS WEIRD AS HE'S MADE TO LOOK I SWEAR #but yes shinra is best boy and he is gold tier of what i expect my main characters to be like #actually shinra is probably why i tolerate noe #they would be dumb determined brothers together and i would like them #honestly fire force is one of those animes/mangas that i like most the characters #about the only one that irritates me is the whistle dude but thats bc of the whistle #i love karim hes another church boy questioning his beliefs I fell hard for <3 #also excited for you to meet vulcan bc....well....that is literally my twin #in body and spirt and soul and birthday XD #vulcan and i are one and im a little creeped out in fact #so if you hate vulcan i'll have to sob in the corner bc we're 90% the same personality XD #RIP to the bird poop #my cars like a bug grave yard istg #I would trade all the bug guts for poop bc i cant scrape these dead bitches off Dx #pls i wait with baited breath for more fire force thoughts <3 #🌌.♡ #three.talks

[blueprint-han]

— 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙎 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉.

𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗣: STRAY KIDS.

𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧: 2.8 K.

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: fluff, slightest amount of angst. brief mentions of sadness and crying, but mostly comfort. these are only my opinions, please don’t take this to be factual information. everything written is only fiction. please let me know if i’ve missed a warning! <3

♡‧₊˚ 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉 —

the moment he heard your sobs from the other side of the phone, suffice to say he'd immediately ask jisung and changbin to wrap up in the studio and grab you your favorite croissant from the cafe before rushing home. and of course, the moment you open the door he stays back for roughly two seconds to enter and shut the door before pulling you into his arms and letting you bury your head into his chest.

i think chan’s the kind of person to show his support through words of affirmation and, i cannot stress this enough, physical touch !!! he will absolutely coddle you until you're totally tired of him (which you will never will be so...). he'll constantly whisper sweet, gentle words of affirmation into your ear while you're gently sobbing into his shirt — chan doesn't mind the feeling of the fabric clinging to his skin as long as he knows you're feeling better than before.

and of course, the man's huge on silent, supportive gestures (coughs, what I'm trying to say is that... he'd be the best boyfie ever ♡). will immediately get you your favorite emotional support when chan isn't there stuffie, order your favorite food while you sadly munch on the croissant he was generous to bring home and offer to set you a warm bath to put your mind at ease. basically wrap you into a burrito along with him and not let you go whatsoever. will let you rant if you'd like to speak about your problems, but if you'd rather need a distraction, he'd gladly simply hold you close for comfort and hum a song whilst softly running his fingers through your hair. he will tuck you to bed if you happen to fall asleep in his arms, because he wouldn't want you to get a neck cramp. it already hurts him enough to see his y/n in pain. 🥺 + bonus, i feel like he'd be all the willing to give you a massage if it helps release the tension because like he said he's the best boyfie ever.

i also feel like Chan's more of an empathetic person — he'd rather let you speak and provide comfort, letting you cool down so that you can work up a solution later, since he understands that practical solutions are hard to think of when you're in a bad state of mind.

“darling, it's all gonna be alright. i’m here for you.”

♡‧₊˚ 𝙇𝙀𝙀 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 —

it's obvious for the cat man I think, the moment you came over to his place with a bit of a sad face and told him how bad your day went, he'll immediately bring one of his cats and let them curl up to you even though he's a bit jealous that they're growing a liking for you faster than ever. i think minho would be more careful of what he says, solely because he tends to be more jokey and open in his conversation, and he doesn't accidentally wanna hurt you in any way, even though he knows you wouldn't really think that way.

will stay silent for the most part if you're crying, muttering softly “it's okay” and “you’re safe now” from time to time, just to assure you that he's totally listening and is ready to help you. of course you can't help but crack into a smile and let your worries fade away when sooni (or doongie or dori) purrs in your lap and snuggles against you while you pet it's head and minho pouts at that all cutely — immediately getting flustered when you point it out and peck his lips.

will blush when you thank him for being there and get even the slightest bit of sappy, and will either mask it under his smirk by saying something snarky or will kiss you to not let you notice it. and of course, being the loving, admirable boyfriend he is, he will totally buy bulgogi without waiting for an answer from you to lighten your mood because let's be clear, you're both huge foodies — perfect for each other.

“h-hey! this isn't fair, you're stealing both my cat and my heart.” :(

♡‧₊˚ 𝙎𝙀𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙂𝘽𝙄𝙉 —

he gives me the “will throw a protective arm around your shoulder and peck your forehead from time to time” vibes. he'd actually be kinda sad and wish he could do something to help you, which is why he doesn't let go of his iron grip on you until he's certain you're feeling better and then cup your cheeks and nuzzle your noses together — an action he knows makes your heart flutter.

and of course, it works like a charm. you can't help the way your eyes crinkle and the smile that takes over your face when he does that, and especially not when he pressed a kiss to the tip of your nose. also, if it's not obvious — I think changbin is huge on intimacy. there's no way he won't be touching you in some way or at least staying close to you to make sure that you're doing fine. I like to think he's quite the opposite of how outgoing and loud he is in public — he'd be very gentle as though he's handling delicate flowers, voice so low that only you can hear anything he says.

will wrap his arms around you to make sure you feel super safe and comfortable and let you listen to his heartbeat, all whilst rubbing soft circles into your skin with his thumb. he's another one on the "empathetic" category just like chan — he'd make sure you're feeling totally fine before bringing it back up and trying to work a solution with you, even if it means consoling you a whole day — he just wants you to feel okay.

“bubs don't cry :( i will personally fight every single person who dared to make my y/n sad >:(” (of course he'd say that just to make you laugh, and of course, it works.)

♡‧₊˚ 𝙃𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝙔𝙐𝙉𝙅𝙄𝙉 —

oh this guy!! this motherfucking gentlest sweetest kindest super romantic fellow ever >:( when he sees you sad, oh, he won't even wait to ask you what's wrong, he'll immediately lift you into his arms (extra points if it's piggyback riding) and carry you all the way to your favorite floral cafe or a secluded area of an open park so that you can feel free and calm down from that stuffy office you work in. he'll shiver a bit when you nuzzle into his neck from behind and place a soft kiss that leaves his heart melting, but will keep himself composed because he doesn't wanna get caught flustered he wants to make sure you're doing fine.

also since he's idk the most gentle person (🙄) ever he'd also get you your favorite drink to sip and once you're done with that, he'll silently pull you to the nearest bench and let you lie on his lap facing towards him and trace the curves of your face gently with his fingers. honestly most of the silence with him will never feel awkward because he always seems to be conveying so much with just his eyes and the way he looks at you, his voice is also very gentle and sweet when he speaks, and you'd almost fall asleep hearing to him talk if it wasn't for the ticklish feeling of his fingers tracing softly over your face and his other hand gently rubbing your forehead.

i feel like hyunjin’s the more confident kind — he'd openly try to suggest some ways to solve any issues you have or to combat any emotions, but he will say that keeping in mind of your mental state. he's more of a “practical approach” kinda guy, but you don't mind it since his opinions 99% of the time are rational and well thought out, and the rare occasion where you don't seem to agree, he'll just not push at all (again ugh pls why you gotta be so sweet 🙄) and will wait for you to come up to him if you need help.

“thanks for bringing me here. I really needed it.” “dont thank me baby, as long as you're happy.”

♡‧₊˚ 𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙅𝙄𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙂 —

han jisung will immediately go "squirrel hug!!!!" and then drag your ass to your favorite ramen place whether you like it or not because he's dated you long enough to know that distractions work best for you when you're feeling down. he'll also make sure to go extra squirrel mode since you know how adorable you find it when he fills his cheeks with food and eats in that signature jisung™ way. he also asks you to walk with him while eating, so it's nice to feel some fresh breeze blow away your worried and let you just .. focus on how much in love you are with the person standing beside you right now.

once he's done with his ramen he'll be the one clinging onto you, pouting and whining about how he wishes you'd smile for him. of course, he makes sure he doesn't go too overboard, but you can't really be mad or annoyed at him when he's that cute, really. i thjnk he'd be the kind to silently thread his fingers with yours and do that thing where you run your thumb along the back of the other person's hand for reassurance. as cheesy and loud as jisung can be at times, he tries to treat you as gently as you can, and would rather not bring up the topic at all until you bring it up yourself, so that he knows you're fine with talking about it.

will also make sure to peck your lips at least 19938383737 times when you're sad, and the rare occasion where he isn't, he'll probably be kissing your cheeks. he just really loves how your face just lights up when he cups your cheeks and squeezes them gently and,,,,, oh man you have his heart fluttering so hard he can't help but kiss you all over :(

“babyyyyy please don't be sad :(((( if you're sad then I'm gonna be sad too :(((”

♡‧₊˚ 𝙇𝙀𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙓 —

what do you expect he's the sunshine boy... if he even dares to hear the words “i’m not feeling nice today” or “i’ve had a bad day” he will immediately rush to your place and leave behind whatever he's been doing just to make sure you're safe and alright. Due to that, you tend to not reveal anythjng until after he's home, solely because you really don't want him to be stressed and worried when he's working.

oh he's such a caring angel :( he'll get you some of those small flowers on his way home and gently tuck them behind your ear before asking you what's wrong and placing another one in your hand. he'd have the "helping y/n when they're down" kit handy — blanket, food, cuddly boyfriend, tissues, flowers, and of course, lots and LOTS of affection. I think he's very similar to chan in the fact that he'd prefer words of affirmation and physical touch to convey his emotional support to you. will totally intertwined your fingers together and wrap another hand around your shoulders and kiss the back of your hand gently from time to time to lighten your mood, and how could you possibly stay gloomy when the sunshine himself is beside you?

He'd also hum a tune much like chan and let you listen to his heartbeat, and the soft vibrations from him are relaxing. eventually you end up with him snuggled into you and your fingers running through his hair, but you wouldn't have it any other way. he'd silently protest against how it was supposed to be him who’d do this, but he silently wishes for you to continue — plus, listening to the soft sounds he lets out when he melts into you completely are a treat in their own.

“i was supposed to be the one helping you out :( ....... please don't stop though.”

♡‧₊˚ 𝙆𝙄𝙈 𝙎𝙀𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙈𝙄𝙉 —

i feel like seungmin is more of a silent appreciator. he realizes that sometimes you need space before you can come to terms with and move on from whatever got you in a bad mood, so he'd silently get you some warm tea and a soft blanket, just to make you feel comfortable. he'd silently massage your shoulders and hold your hand close to his chest, occasionally pressing a kiss to your fingertips. only when he's 100% sure that you wanna talk about what's bothering you, he'll ask you about it and let you rant to him.

i also feel like seung is such a good listener, and great at comfort. besides being the evil puppy that he is; i feel like he's similar to changbin in the way that he'd totally be the opposite to his fun and playful nature when you're alone, though the times where he is playful are surely appreciated. he also handles you like a fragile flower, his touch so gentle that you could almost cry (if you weren't doing that already). he would also use that special™ voice that only you're allowed to hear — that voice which expresses his concern, his worry and his love for you all at once. it's as though a part of him is trying to hold back from simply coddling you and wishing that the universe would go a bit easier on you, but like i said, seungmin realizes the value of personal space, so he doesn't prod too much.

that being said, if you act clingy, he will totally let you nuzzle into his neck and keep you as warm and safe as possible. seungmin isn't usually big on skinship, so the few moments when he is are usually filled with sweet loving touches. this little shit would sneakily place his hand under your shirt to trace patterns into your waist and back because he knows how much you love it, and personally loves to see you forget about what's bothering you, even for a brief moment and grow shy at his advances. and then of course, he'd offer to make you a nice, home cooked meal — your favorite and then if you're feeling too down, he'd even feed it to you. i will stop before i die from imagining this scenario

"shh, it's all right darling, i'll tell the boys i won't be going back to the dorm today."

♡‧₊˚ 𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙂 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉 —

poor boy, he'd panic a bit but not so much that he wouldn't know what to do. he'd be a little shocked when he sees you crying, but then he'd silently scoot closer and sling an arm over your shoulder, unsure of what exactly to do in that state. he'd precede everything he does with a "may i?" and it honestly warms your heart when he leans against your shoulder and pats your head, trying to get you to calm down. i feel like he'd be pretty wordless with his comfort, trying to figure out what he'd ask you and what exactly to say while he shows his support through gestures.

will probably pull out a video game and go — "you wanna play? 🥺 it's really fun. come onnnnnn :(" and of course how can you really deny when he's pouting at you like that? plus, the game does end up relieving your anxiety and makes you feel a lot more free than before (plus jeongin purposefully letting you win even though you've never played before just to see that beaming smile on your face is a sure short way to get you to loosen up and smile). i think he'd be a little careful with physical touch since even though he knows you well, he wouldn't wanna make you feel like he's invading your private space, so he stays silent until he's sure you're doing better.

he'd also let you rant to him, and once you're done, he'd gently, shyly, peck your cheeks and then your lips, thanking you for telling him about your feelings. i feel like jeongin switches between the practical and the empathetic kind of person, but nevertheless, you're always happy after spending some time with him, because he's always so cautious and gentle with you, like you're his whole world and wouldn't wanna hurt you no matter what. and also when he looks at you with that signature jeongin smile and eyes, who's not bound to melt?

"thank you for telling me, baby. i'm really glad to see you smiling right now, you have such a pretty smile."

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[msmarvelouswinchester]

My Knight In Shining Armour

So two days ago I was complaining about a social gathering aka picnic and @awkward-and-indecisive​ gifted me this drabble.

Pairing - Dean x Reader (aka, me, Chan)

Warning - Just fluff

Abby’s POV -

As requested, here’s you Dean Drabble. More like a oneshot because it’s 1854 words💀

Anyways, don’t think I did this for you because this helped me also in overcoming my writer’s block. I hope this is not absolute shit because it’s the first thing I’ve written in like forever.

This is completely unbeta’d since my beta is currently being harassed by gossip aunties💀

I hope this helps you survive and makes your day a little better. Love you 😘

Dean was working on his precious baby, applying a thin coat of wax after washing it. He was almost done with the task when his phone, kept on a table nearby, chimed, indicating that he got a text.

He quickly finished the last area that was left unwaxed and made his way to the table to see who texted him while wiping his hands from the rag he had kept in the back pocket of his jeans.

Sweetheart: HELP. SAVE ME. I‘M GONNA DIE.

He chuckled at the dramatics of his girlfriend but couldn’t help the little worry that made its way to his heart.

Dean: What’s wrong?! 🙄

Sweetheart: My mom emotionally blackmailed me into going to this picnic, YES A FREAKING PICNIC 💀, last minute yesterday night and I don’t wanna socialise and make awkward small talk with old ladies who I don’t even know and who have nothing better to do than judge everyone and gossip about them. And I woke up at 7 am and and it’s so cold and I travelled for hours in this stupid bus and I swear to god I’m so frustrated that all I wanna do is grab one of these oldies by their hair and bash their head in a tree nearby. SAVE ME 😭💀

Dean: Okay, firstly I’m just gonna ignore that you just told me you wanted to commit murder. Secondly, how can I help? I mean what do you want me to do? And where’s this picnic by the way?

Sweetheart: These ladies turn everyone in their general vicinity a cold blooded murderer. 😒 All I want is you to come and kidnap me and then we can have a Baby date!!😩😩 Aah never mind. Ignore me and my wishful thinking. And last I checked picnics mostly took place in a park.🙄

Dean: Okay smartass.😒 I’ll keep you company here, okay?

Sweetheart: Thank you. You’re the best. 😘

Dean quickly placed all the things in their respective places and went to his bathroom to take a shower. He got dressed in his usual clothes, a pair of jeans, a tee, a flannel, and a jacket to top it off while managing to keep texting Chan and keep her a little company.

* * *

Chan huffed loudly, her fists tight at her sides, as another one of the members of the gossip group went away after making small talk with her one second and then directly jumping onto the subject of her private life. Oh how she hated all of them, strangling all of them in her mind.

She took a few deep breaths to calm down because spending the rest of her life in jail for committing murder is certainly not “socially acceptable”. She rolled her eyes at the thought.

A tap on her shoulder made her growl.

Not. Again. Not. Another. One. Of. These. Damn. Gossip. Girls. She thought, internally groaning.

But when she turned, all her frustration and agitation went away and she wanted to cry tears of happiness while thanking the whole universe for her saint of a boyfriend.

Dean gave her a smug smile and wiggled his eyebrows at her. She launched herself into his arms and he let out a ‘oof’ at the impact, instantly wrapping his arms around her waist.

“You’re literally my knight in shining armour and you’re my saviour and my hero and I love you and you’re the best boyfriend in the whole wide world and have I told you how much I love and appreciate you?” Chan rambled onto his skin while hiding her face in the crook of his neck.

Dean let out a chuckle at her cute little rambling and parted from her. He placed a kiss on her forehead, nodded to a bench in the corner of the park, far away from all the people where no one would bother them, and said, “How about we go sit over there? No one will bother us there hopefully.”

Chan nodded and Dean grabbed her cold hand in his warm one. She hummed at the warmth while the green eyed man guided the both of them towards the said bench.

They both took a seat and Dean said with raised eyebrows, “The weather is really nice today, isn’t it?”

The young woman swatted at Dean’s chest and grumbled, knowing he was mocking her by trying to make small talk. But let it go after a few moments.

Chan kept close to Dean, feeling cold. As if on queue, her boyfriend took both of her hands in his, trying to warm them up, while she rested her head on his shoulder and him kissing the crown of her head in return.

A few moments passed in silence, nothing but the sound of the usual gush of cold wind keeping them company, both of them enjoying each other’s presence.

Chan opened her eyes and saw one of the ladies coming their way, a plastic container with something edible in her hand which she probably brought as an excuse to ask her about her job and when she’ll get married and “settle down” and how much she earns so that she could get told that the Williams’ girl earns more than her and ugh it was a never ending vicious cycle which always ended making her feel bad about herself.

She rolled her eyes and sat up straight, taking her hands back and putting them in her lap. Dean looked up in time to see a woman in a white cardigan stop right in front of them, her hands holding out a container with some mini sandwiches.

“Hey! I saw you two younglings sitting here and thought you’d be hungry. Here have some! The Robinson’s high schooler made these. What about you Chan, do you know your way around the kitchen?” The lady, Mrs. Pearson Chan guessed, said in an annoyingly cheerful way.

Dean stifled a laugh knowing if her girlfriend ever got into a kitchen it would only end in a visit from the fire department to the house and all Chan wanted to was smack his arm.

“I can manage my way in the kitchen.” The young woman replied politely, trying her hardest not to tell the lady off.

“Oh!” Mrs. Pearson said as if not knowing how to cook was the biggest disappointment, “You should maybe ask Alice for some tips. She’s the one who made these. They’re literally so good!”

She turned to Dean then and continued, “The kids these days I tell you. How is she gonna take care of a family and feed her husband if she doesn’t know how to cook. You know how, when men don’t get what they want at home they look for it outside. And I mean I don’t blame them. A woman should be a perfect all rounder so she can easily juggle all the things you have to do to take care of a household. All these young women care about these days are having boyfriends and clicking photos and staying out all day and even at night. Roberta, the Richardson’s daughter, I heard she lost her virginity to a boy in her school. Can you believe that she had-” she whispered the next word, “-intercourse before marriage?! I’m telling you it’s all because of these smartphones. Modernisation will make us all go to hell.”

Dean leaned in and sneakily whispered in Chan’s ear, “Roberta actually had sex with her daughter, Susan only. Wonder what she’ll think about that.”

Chan snorted but when Mrs. Pearson looked at her with confusion and Chan then coughed to cover it up.

“There’s so much pollen in the air here.” Dean dismissively said while shaking his head, rubbing her girlfriend’s back to sell the act.

Mrs. Pearson looked both of them up and down a couple of times and then went away after saying, “Anyways, you two enjoy.”

“Now I understand the urge to murder them. These women are worse than the gossip girl.” Dean sighed.

“Right?! I mean for god’s sake we’re living in the 21st century. Change that stupid way of thinking that a woman’s sole purpose in life is to get married and have children and settle down and serve her family for the rest of her life.” Chan added while rolling her eyes.

The couple ranted to each other, talked about random things and made each other laugh so hard that some people around them gave them weird looks. But none of them cared, too lost in the comfortable presence provided by the other person.

The day went by quicker than they both realised and Dean left when she saw her mother bidding her adieus so as to not make any troubles for his girlfriend.

Chan had a huge smile on her face all the way back home and even hummed when her mother asked her if she’d had a good time today which left her in shock.

When they reached home the young woman went to her room, flopping on her bed and dialing her boyfriend’s number.

“Hey!” His deep voice came out from the other side.

“Hi!” She replied back.

“Reach home okay?” He asked.

“Yep! I know I’ve already said this but thank you for today Dean. I needed that. You turned a horrible day into a great one. I hope you know how much I appreciate and love you. I’d do anything to repay you for today.” The young woman softly said.

“There’s no need for any of that because what are boyfriends for, huh? And I did it for myself too. Wouldn’t want my pretty girlfriend to spend the rest of her life in jail because she killed someone who was making small talk with her. But anything? I’ll give it a thought. But all jokes aside, I love and appreciate you too and I know you’d do the same for me when you get the chance.” He said sweetly.

“Yeah. By the way, how do you know Roberta and Susan had sex?!” She asked him, perplexed at how Dean knew the gossip more than these professional gossipers.

“Oh that. Well Charlie is the one that set them up.” He chuckled.

“Oh…oh wow!” She voiced out, shocked.

“Yep.” He chuckled again.

“Chaaaaan!” Her mom’s voice called her out.

“I have to go. Mom’s calling me.” The young woman sighed.

“Okay. Love you.” Dean said.

“Love you too. Talk later.” She said back.

“You bet.” Dean said and with that he hung up.

Chan turned on her back and sighed as she looked at the ceiling of her room. She was so, so grateful to have such a good boyfriend like Dean. He cared about her so much and probably canceled all his plans to spend the day with her in a park just so she didn’t have such a bad day. He really loved her and she loved him back too and she hoped that one day she could return his fav-

“Chaaaan!!” Her mother’s voice broke her out of her daydream.

The young woman sighed and shouted back, “Be there in a second!”

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Alright Abby!!! This drabble is everything. The way you portrayed me so perfectly and now I’m scared. Do you have hidden cams in my house? *looks around nervously* Alright, alright apart from the jokes, I really loved this. I read this during the picnic and this was the only thing that put a smile on face. And ykw, this time there was no prying aunties but uncles -_- I hate people, I hate socializing -_- I need a Dean to save me in times like this! 

I loved how dramatic she sounded on texts because I did that too when I texted you LMAO but hey that got you to write this cute fic which I really adore <33 Thank you so much for preventing me from killing anybody and saving my day, bb <33

#Abby made me a fic! #dean winchester