#my dad sucks a lil

[eatmehuckass]

Convo I had w my dad yesterday

Me: soooo I’m thinking of getting a mullet, what do you think?

Dad:…

Dad: don’t get a mullet you’ll look like a d*ke

Me(knowing what it means): and that means…?

Dad: you’ll look like a lesbian

Me a bi sexual: so???

Dad:…

Dad: it’s just a look you don’t won’t.

Me: well I don’t really care what I look like …?

Dad: * shocked but judgmentally face *

#my dad was like #my dad everyone #my dad was found dead in a pond and the police didn’t investigate properly – i’m desperate for answers #my dad is weird #my dad sucks a lil #daddy issues #i think #idk what to tag this as #but maybe #it’s normal #??? i think

[39oa]

Jason Robertson for ESPN’s The Point

I have a lot of kids and... people who come up to me and [are] like, "Oh, you're Jason Robertson," and they're Asian and they want a picture. Or I remember going to a game, during the season, and I saw a Filipino flag.

#jason robertson #dallas stars #stars #* #soz for deeply indulgent lil gifset. i just love this feature so much... #the ice rink his dad built inside their house that had the homeowners' association on their asses lmfao #the fact that no one invites him to golf because he SUCKS. pkariya fans usa 🤝!!! idk man. #mostly it's like i'm old enough that there's no need to sensationalize the emotional significance of his place in the sport/league whatever #but it does in fact continue 2 be special! & seeing all those clips sliced together kind of got me in a soft little place in my heart T__T #like it's an extension of baseline temperament but he does approach his position w a commendable balance of self-awareness/levity #Anyway.

[hlxtn]

I AM ALIVE OHMGOD

I FEEL SO HORRIBLE FOR GOING AWOL SO SUDDENLY BUt life really wrecked me over the past few months (it's getting better now so its okay) You can read a part of what happened here

but tldr; my friend fucked me over/scammed me during my most vulnerable period and while trying to get ahold of my personal problems I also had to beg for all my money/stock back from the 'friend'. I've been taking socials one-by-one and tumblr is now next for me to come and answer messages and give updates. I will tackle my inbox in the next two days once I get off from work and can properly focus on giving actual replies. Just wanted to quickly update and say I didn't disappear without a reason and I'm really really sorry about that

#the end of the year as been the worst in my life #i had a close family member die #my dad has some kind of tumor examinations going on rn #had to find a new job #and a new place to live #had to get an abortion #friend scammed me #my other ex friend tried to roofie me at a night out because she wanted my ex and was jealous that we still were civil? #and because my friend ran off with my money i was broke AF #i made sure my cat was fed but brah those were the hardest months for ME #everything is getting on track NOW #so it's okay #im slowly building everything back up #i still struggle a lil mentally and having to juggle the shame of failure and shit but we ballin #writing out some of what's been going on doesnt sound as bad but tackling everything alone kinda builds up and sucks ass #doesnt excuse my disappearance but just saying these things so people get to have an overview to what has been happening

[todayisafridaynight]

my dads never beating the masumi arakawa kin allegations why the fuck did he say to me 'i was like both your mother and father when you were growing up' ???????????

#snap chats #this coupled with my dad just offhandedly being like 'i used to want to be a girl growing up' .... bonkers #he's not wrong tho like before my mom drove him off like an evil witch he really did everything for us #i regularly say i dont have a mom so i mean. my dads free to take the title too ig LOL #hes goofy as hell tho he also has a chronic condition of loving my mom so much. excpet my mom sucks a lot unlike akane #i dont even know why he does .. we regularly talk bout how cringe she is/was but he'll always be lke She Wasn't Always Like That #WELL SHE IS NOW OLD MAN you already blocked her number JLAKRWJFLAKJ #he makes me sad whenever we talk bout her cause he just has so much love for people when he shouldnt 💀 #oh but yeah. in case it wasnt obvious i hung out with my dad today :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] best day EVER I GOT JOLLIBEES #AND MY DAD GOT ME A CUTE LIL GIRAFFE BRACELET VLAEKJVLEKJVLEKJ i cant escape kirins #he keeps giving me bracelets i sound lke a maraca when i shake peoples hands now #ok bye maybe ill doodle something #jk im making tea. again. i had tea.

[soup-or-who-lock]

beloved hallmark show about treason and repression and living in the past and Andie McDowell running into the surf to have fun for the first time since 1999...save me

#TREASON #iconic #they need to give casey goodwin (and their anti-colonialist despair/anger) more screentime #and food truck boy less screen time #and eliot's dad needs less screen time but also eliot should get to time travel to beat up his own father. on screen #aaaand i don't care for andie mcdowell's love interest but della should get to be happy #and Susanna deserves the world. look at her with that lil smile doin witchcraft #and is casey goodwin time traveling? 'i think i'm here to find out about my family' sounds like some pond shit to me friend #i AM losing my footing with my time traveling horse theory. disappointing that so few horses have been seen recently #i think kat is being too quick to forgive dude that shot her...but that's just my hot take i guess #truly get it together augustine family...eliot should tell his bestie that his dad sucked bricks...his dad should shut the fuck up #beloved show that is so different from other hallmark shows....please get fifteen more seasons #hallmark the way home #the way home hallmark #the way home #hallmark channel

[authoramalgam]

If I had a nickel for every time I adored a bunny themed serial killer, who also happened to murder their therapist, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice.

#fnaf #fnaf vanny #broken minds #broken minds noa #two idiot rabbits conspiring to murder a 12 year old and his robot bear dad #i changed noas hair design a lil bit just to make the pigtails actually stand out #broken minds was such a funny lil game #everyone sucked it was great #my art

[avocado-frog]

how am i supposed to live laugh love under these conditions

tldr for tags my mom found an old journal of mine and read through it so i accidentally outed myself to her lols

#might be a vent in the tags jsyk #but brooo i had this journal when i was 14-15 and my MOTHER read it today because she Could (tm) #the journal in question was in a box in the storage unit that clearly had my name on it so she chose to open it and read through the journa #right so the journal in question had the name isaac on it and i am not out to her #i guess i fuckin am NOW??? #but she hasnt said anything ab that. she def saw it tho. RIGHT on the cover #but no her focus was that i wrote that i. didnt particularly care for her when she lived with her boyfriend which is a WHOLE can of worms #but tdlr on him he kicked my brother and i out bc my brother used his phone past his bedtime. we were 13 and 11 #and he fought with my mom + 11 yr old brother every night for like four years. which sucked a lil tbh #i dont know what she EXPECTED it to say #gonna be real im a little mad #because like girlllllllll you chose to open that box and then open that book and like that's mineeeee you cant just do that shit :( #i dont have to deal with it for two more days. am at my dad's house #i am fixing it with the power of ✨white out✨ #WHICH I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO. IT'S LITERALLY MINE #if i keep thinking about this im going to explode #vent #??? #i think #ok update like an hour later. i read a little bit of the journal that she read and uhh SHIT. #girlie i wrote all THAT and you're upset because i wrote that i dont like your boyfriend??? okay

[ruffgem]

#my lil bro said he was 'just like me fr' because he listened to this song today in art class apparently #tbh this song dropped when i was his age and i was definitely listening to it in the same exact art class with the same exact teacher so #wtf bro ermmmm try being original....... #jk jk i know my swag at age 15 was incalculable. u can copy it #wait ok jokes aside and irt music im trying to help him not fall into the trap of cynicism that i got stuck in at his age #(which my dad bestowed to me!!! my dads chronic hipsterism made me afraid that everything i liked secretly sucked) #so i try to put as many genres as possible on the music playlist that he asked me to make for him #and he likes a lot of it!! he already has soooo much more swag than i did at his age. i was such a hater. but like out of fear of being #made fun of. but still a hater #anyway thats awesome. im excited that he is finally enthusiastic about music!!! he just had to go to a couple concerts teehee #NEXT GOAL is make him learn an instrument #he insists he cant do it... im in my head screaming OMG U ARE LITERALLY A BABY u have so many job free years to learn it......... #its okay its okay. i can convince him

[luffyrose]

I have come to share news of my newest DnD character. Me and another have made twins. They are Monki people. I love them dearly and we've barely finished the base stuff for them lore-wise.

#I am the brother #they are the sister #both are royalty by technicality and ran away #and are both total lil shits #though mine is also kinda an apathetic asshole to people he doesn't care about while the sister is an empathetic sweetheart #it's fun #and they care for each other despite being pretty different :D #their dad sucks ass though and you will all learn why when we get solid designs for these two #because I just know I'm gonna be drawing them(mainly my own oc) whenever I know their canon looks >:D #I wish I had a campaign for these two now though qwq

[mishkakagehishka]

My stomach hasn't stopped turrrrrning sbbsbsbssnsnsn

#my phone is gonna die soon too #i can't sleep anymore even tho i want to #sighs. i think it'd be good if i could have a reminder every time i think to seek comfort that just says ''you can't rely on them for that'' #like they're not bad parents. they just suck at being comforting figured #you know from being called a moronic failure when i was struggling back in first term #to getting called a moronic piece of shit that ruins everything👍 it's just like that #they're not good at it ig #tho i always get a lil kick out of my dad trying to hurt me by calling me autistic. like okay bro the fact that you're just being #ableist and i don't even exhibit any symptoms of it aside. it's genetic. so? you or mom? who's taking the blame? #vent

[von-posts-stuff]

• Stephen von Silk •

I caved and made an original character for Welcome Home… I have such a problem

#von does art #look at him #my baby #he’s so silly #such a neat lil guy #really sucks that his wife is dead #I’ve got a problem #he’s such an old man #so pretty #major dad energy #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #artwork #digital art #original character #welcome home oc #welcome home original character

[cripplecryptid]

Thinking about how amazing my parents actually were at accommodating my autism when i was a kid even tho they didnt explicitly realise that's what they were doing

Like even when i got past the age where it was deemed normal to still have 'fits' or stim the way i did

#When i got overstimulated and had an autistic meltdown (usually after social events) my dad would just be like.. 'too much? Yeah. Let's go' #And then just sit somewhere quiet while i drank my lil drink and sucked on my thumb for a while #He knew he didnt have to ask like WHAT HAPPENED. WHY ARE YOU CRYING. or whatever #It was like yeah alright u have reached ur limit! Let's sit for a while and calm down #And no one in my family ever tried to stop me from stimming when i was a kid #Even tho other adults deemed i was 'too old' to suck on my thumb and carry around a blanket #Like yeah i was 10 but my family knew how important it was! #Im looking back at old pictures and in 90% of them im happily stimming! #That's honestly so nice #Like okay sure maybe things wouldve been better if we had a diagnosis #But.. All things considered: my autistic ass family was pretty good at making me feel fine

[todayisafridaynight]

Anyone else thought about Ryuji and Aoki kissing?? I can see Ryuji just not taking any of Aokis shit... Fellow Aoki enjoyers.. plz tell me someone else thought about this

anon i think youre flying solo on this one. Respectfully. But maybe im wrong who’s to say Not Me

#snap chats #aoki would hate ryuji Because ryuji doesnt care LMAO #aoki didnt even like tendo they were just able to work together long enough #aoki promised tendo some power and tendo was willing to play ball until he got it #ryuji coulda just told aoki to suck his nuts before going off to do his own thing #ryuji’s plentiful more reckless than the other omi aoki had under his thumb #In An Ironic Sense maybe its cause they were older: aoki got beef with geezers lol #meanwhile ryuji’s his age. fucked up to think bout but Yeah #oh my god hang on laughing at everyone in this franchise having parental issues #yall think ryuji would be cross at aoki being a bitch to his dad/s cause on one hand ryuji hate HIS dad #but he do love his mama… and his lil sis.. for the five seconds he knew her.. #he a family man. while aoki is not. let violence ensue LOL #anyway maybe im wrong idk anyone else in the crowd wanna step up on this one

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#bluh. its been a long week and its not over bc i have to get this fucking manuscript done like fucking this weekend #and Sunday i have to go do fieldwork and then its Monday hhhhh #my boss: the meme of the week is productive women get shit done #and im like being called a woman in stem kills me a little more every time i hear it bleh im just trying to live my life #and by live i mean drain away all my time in the lab. uuuuh i need to rewrite these fucking methods and dun wanna #also fucking the coordinator lady who bought my plane ticket to visit one of my potential schools made it so that im gonna have to drive to #the airport at like 4am and then ill get back to my apartment at after 12am on the return. like i said my time was flexible but wtf lady? #its prob bc they were expensive tickets bc the fucking military #ugh. and the other school is like select 3 profs to meet with. and im like wtf y do i have to? if its just screening stuff y dont u just #assign it? i dont understand hhhh i dont wanna talk to them. i fucking dunno. at least i made it to the interview stage i guess #also also i was running today and randomly remembered that over the break my old bat of a nana was being stingy abt #money bc she said she was gonna give out inherentence to her kids while still alive so they would still be young enough to enjoy it #and my dad and uncle could retire a lil early and still pay for insurance and now shes going back on that bc she doesnt want taxes to go to #the government and my papa is like 85 and hes gotta b nearing deaths door and he cant reel her in anymore #anyway. point is she was talking to my uncle abt her reasons for keeping the money and she was talking shit on my mom for like the way she #spends money. like my mom has cancer u old fucking bitch. shes trying to enjoy her life a little before shes like dead or bedridden #shes also made comments abt my moms weight and like wtf lady she has cancer. shes had multiple abdominal surgeries she had a hernia for #like a real long time sorry shes not spending all her time exercising and eating tasteless healthy food like u #anyway i just think my nana is a bad person. so is my other grandma tbh my sister gets so pissed at her for ordering my mom around #like she treats her dog better than she ever did her kids. lol my grandparents just suck on both sides #and like everytime my parents r like go do things for ur grandparents im like fucking y? they're bad ppl #i dont kno how my parents r so normal #anyway wtf was i doing... ah right procrastinating #unrelated #srry for lack of drawings. just zero time 🫠 #i lov my mum so much. she doesnt deserve any of this bullshit

[chrisbangs]

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#finally starting to feel better mmm... #everything fucking sucks but #at least i feel alive and human again.. #mmm 🚶‍♂️ such is life #i've picked myself out of bed and depression once again #anyway... #all that matter is my dad is feeling a lil better... #so i'm glad... and i feel better seeing him smile at least a bit #that's enough for me... 😞 #li.txt #dl

[biteapple]

feel free to tell me if im cracked out here but my sister's telling me its very eurocentric of me that i think it's alright to bail on your parents if they suck shit without explaining anything to them

#and by ''suck shit'' i really mean some like. fucked up shit. not just ''dad's a lil homophobic'' or something #this isn't even about my parents its about someone ELSE's parents