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frenchgremlim1808 · 1 year

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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS SAYS ABOUT YOU: YTTD EDITION

PART 1) THE PARTICIPANTS

SARA CHIDOUIN:

You can’t stop praising her about how amazing of a protagonist she is compared to other protags in similar games such as danganronpa. You would and WILL fight anyone that says anything bad about your homegirl an you DEFINITELY need therapy

JOE TAZUNA:

You have the terrible habit of falling immediately in love with the best friend archetype that we met in the beginning who’s clearly gonna die. When they die you keep telling yourself you won’t be fooled again and then you do. Anyway you are in denial

KEIJI SHINOGI:

You keep justifying you love for him by using the “he’s a complex character, he’s deep and shit” but that’s just an excuse to not say “i want him to carnally fuck me and treat my little bitch with his huge arms and tits”. Whatever sexuality you were before, his deep look probably turned you gay. Anyhow you are horny as fuck and you definitely need therapy, you little whor-

REKO YABUSAME:

Either you are the the most gay motherfucker on the planet or you’re veeeeeeeeeeery straight. you’re favorite ship is naoreko. NEVERTHELESS you want her to step on you.

Q-TARO BURGERBERG:

there is exactly two type of q-taro fans, The meme lord or the 20 page Reddit post defending his character from any criticism. We allllll know which ever type of fan you are, you cried like a baby in his final moments.

KAZUMI MISHIMA:

You definitely made every possible outcome in ytts, an replayed it multiple times. You probably follow “ mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be” and is still sad that this gentle loving dude had to die first why it is. always. the. cool. dudes. who. dies. first., WHY, WHY NANKIDAI ?

KANNA KIZUCHI:

You are awesome, smart, and just the perfect person to be around, you’re aura smells pure awesomeness, no, NO i am not biased.at.all it’s not like she’s my profile picture.

In all seriousness, you probably crave any green bling content and also loves shin too but kanna passion and pure kindness made you make the choice to kill shin. It seemed to difficult to vote for a kid so you voted shin. You relate to kanna struggles And ADORES her character development in 3b. Also you definitely need many therapy session (not projecting at all) .

NAO EGOKORO:

If being a joe fan is sadness, a greenbling fan depression, well being a nao fan is literal despair and anger with anguish. Bro what the fuck did she do to have such an horrible end like that, her entire experience in the death game was a pure nightmare. Homegirl did nothing wrong, she shouldn’t literally even be here dude😭😭. You have only one consolation is that now she’s in heaven with her girlfriend, also obviously you ship naoreko

GIN IBUSHI:

You are right in fact you are 99.99 percent of the fandom. And i know that if one day you see anyone put gin below S tier or say anything relatively negative about him, you WILL find them, you WILL track them , and you’re gonna BOIL THEM ALIVE. And i will probably cheer you so go on, pop off, girlboss or mansplain bestie !

KAI SATOU:

You are mesmerized by his beautiful aura and luscious long mane. Every time the characters talk about him you feel so much happiness that his sacrifice was in the end really worth it, but still you cry that the cutest malewife had to go first.

ALICE YABUSAME:

His atrocious hair made you burn your eyes, his cringe fail personality made you laugh but his death destroyed you entirely. In the end you fell for this transmasc king. If you played logic rote you probably died a second time lol.

S H I N T S U K I M I:

Shin tsukimi, oh, Shin Tsukimi the character of all time. So from what i understand he’s your favorite character. Were you the weird kid in your class when you were in high school or that one queer kid that tried to hide your identity but everyone knew just by a single look? Just by looking at you i can see a lot of self loathing and unaddressed personal issues that you try hiding under a rug instead of actually addressing them. Do you take time to eat, to drink, don’t forget to take a break from negativity when you are at your lowest, okay ? Diagnosing you is pretty hard you probably have a thousand problems but at least, i hope, not as much as this little dumbass. There is two type of shin fans:

-the one who want to punch him, shove him into a locker and bully him

-the one who want to give him a warm hug, a nice soup and a good night of sleep. In both cases, you are exactly like him and projecting so hard onto him. Also you are supeeeeeer gay like extra gay. Like your aura smells GAY you know. No cis het allo kinnie of shins exist actually, it’s as possible as dividing 0 by 0.

So conclusion go to therapy

KUGIE KIZUCHI:

Ao3 is your god, your lord and everything that you need to live. Every time ao3 get down you die inside. You crave any content of her and wish that we can know more in the future about her (i do too) and you probably feel in love with her trough fanfic.

MEGUMI SASAHARA:

You guys exists? Well you like evil boss woman, i guess.

This shit full of errors and mistakes also this is a joke don’t get offended, remember as a greenbling fan i am probably the least respected type of yttd fan, well above the keiji simps you guys are wild.

#yttd #kimi ga shine #your turn to die #sara chidouin #joe tazuna #keiji shinogi #reko yabusame #alice yabusame #kazumi mishima #gin ibushi #kai satou #q-taro burgerberg #nao egokoro #kanna kizuchi #shin tsukimi #kugie kizuchi #megumi sasahara

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stranger-rants · 1 year

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(3) I'm not saying that fans have to like Nancy, if she's someone they don't relate to its fine. I even agree that she is now the epitome of young white feminism, entitlement, her family republican support roots and middle class privilege. I do agree it was assholeish of her on how she treated Jonathan (while i still understand her anger towards Tom Holloway and the sexist, hostile and creepy old coworkers) she should have said sorry to him just like he apologized to her, the fact that she can't make girl friends her age besides Barb, how she treated Robin in S4 that was harsh at moments and unconsiderate i could go on..

(4) She can definitely be still up to be questioned and the talks on why the whole girlboss rep that the Duffers swear they bring but fails miserably every time. I need to add that Steve himself should also get the same exact treatment in this case. But none of his fan favorite cult sees that because he said sorry, changed for better and they all bought into his so called "character arc" which is not even a good one or not even there, they even bought the whole mediocrity of him being a "gay ally" (this even comes from me as a fanom bisexual Steve truther). It's so weird to me how he's always treated as such a catch with all this people being like "Nancy doesn't deserve Steve this and that" but maybe that there is also just me as well...

5, Last one i promise) but this whole anti and villain narrative treatment she gets from the fandom in which she does not deserve any single chance of nuances, a proper arc, her being seen or listened, chances to redeem herself and make up for her wrongdoings. The fact that they go far to literally laugh at her privacy and autonomy being technically ripped, exposed and violated, so far to the point she should be punished for her friend's death just because she had sex well, this people so give the vibe of the individuals you would never trust to openly talk about your SA/harassment/abuse situations to. Says a lot of little concerning vibes, that are just as low and bad as the anti Billy behaviour we've got to see from time to time. I do comprehend none of these characters are real but there's that; makes me cringe how this has just increased in Womens rights month and the fact these things are coming from mostly women, which is kinda sad.

I'll end my point saying that yeah, it speaks volumes.

I will say this about what female characters are owed in fandom and that’s the same level of complexity we grant to male characters. That’s what I think any character who represents a marginalized group is owed, and yes it can be frustrating when you’re not given that. It is concerning to see people buy into the Nice Guy trope and the rape culture surrounding young people, especially women and girls. It’s okay to be upset by that, even if the characters aren’t real, and to call it out as such. I personally think that Steve and Nancy are bad for each other because neither of their goals and ideals line up. That doesn’t mean Nancy is The Problem, of course. In fact, I’m tired of talking about her in relation to Steve and vice versa.

I do think this fandom’s treatment of female characters like Nancy can be hypocritical compared to their uncritical adoration of Steve who is really just some guy with a lot of money, but at the same time the way she is positioned as a gun toting “badass” young woman who gets empowering speeches from her Thatcher-loving predator of a mother is what makes her character off-putting to queer fans, many who are gay and/or trans and who’ve spoken up about how aggravating that is. It’s not just women who are critical of her character, and while you’ve already acknowledged these issues I do want to make a distinction between hate posts made by misogynists and criticisms given by people hurt by the glorified politics surrounding the Wheeler family. I know people argue that their children aren’t conservatives by association, and I get that but The Duffers don’t say or do anything meaningful to subvert or deny that.

As a character, the best thing for her would be to branch out and experience new things but she stagnates like Steve because The Duffers don’t let them grow beyond The Girlboss and The Babysitter roles they’ve designated them with. That can also lead to some of the hate she receives, but that’s a writing problem and not something that is inherently wrong with a teenage girl not having all the tools and the knowledge to make the right decisions 100% of the time… which… why should we be expecting that out of anyone anyway.

#asks #long post cw

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m318x2 · 9 months

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I'm rambling again, lemme just plop my shit down on the metaphorical floor of your dashboard and refuse to help you scrub it out of the metaphorical carpet:

sometimes I watch starving in suburbia bc the ed and the family trauma in that movie is triggering as shit to me, but then I get to hannah saying shit like "I BELIEVE IN CONTROL. THE ONLY FORCE MIGHTY ENOUGH TO BRING ORDER TO THE CHAOS THAT IS MY LIFE-" and "hell is empty, all the demons are here 😔" and "emptiness is pure, starvation is the cure" with her WHOLE CHEST and I simply cackle out loud.

#edgy #girlboss #anamiaangelsforeverxoxo #redbracelet #itsalifestylenotadisease #skipdinnerwakeupthinneramiriteladiesss

that first one though. the full quote is like a paragraph long and has several iterations because it got copied/reposted/slightly misquoted so many times and I'm not sure where it originated from, but if I had to guess it was probably from the very first 90s-2000s pro-4n4 sites. they also quote it in Little Miss Perfect, another ed movie favorite of mine. here's the full thing, found on an old pro-4n4 weebly:

I believe in control, the only force mighty enough to bring order in the chaos that is my world. I believe that I am the most vile, worthless an useless person ever have to existed on this planet, and that I am totally unworthy of anyone's time and attention. I believe in oughts, musts and shoulds, as unbreakable laws to determine my daily behavior. I believe in perfection and strive to attain it. I believe in salvation through starvation. I believe in calorie counters as the inspired word of god, and memorize them accordingly. I believe in bathroom scales as an indicator of my daily successes and failures. I believe in hell, because sometimes I think I live in it. I believe in a wholly black an white world, the losing of weight, the recrimination of sins, the elongation of the body and a life ever-fasting.

it's so like "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)" yknow? that god awful cringe edgelord shit. but the content is actually kinda accurate. so like I relate to it in that it speaks to all of the psychological tendencies that anorexia involves (low self-worth/self-hate, black-and-white thinking, catastrophizing, perfectionism, etc), but I fail to fully feel it because it's packaged in such self-aggrandizing way.

I mean you can practically feel the insecurity and desperate plea for validation radiating off of whoever wrote it, thinking their anorexia was the magic thing that would make them stop hating themself. thinking that if they were at their ugw they'd stop feeling like such an embarassment. that people would finally praise them for something they felt they actually deserved praise for. that they'd stop feeling so utterly pathetic. god, okay. I feel it now. that was me too. I haven't ever re-read my diary entries from the beginning of my ed, but now that I've typed this all out I'm realizing they probably sounded just like that quote. the manic, frantic efforts to starve. the grandiose language. the belief that this was the magical cure. god, how is it I still feel like I'm not sick enough after so many years of this? jesus dude.

#nick-rambling.txt

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wolfstrong · 1 year

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Buffy season 1 reflection!!!!!!!!!

My feelings on Buffy so far are very complicated because I find it crazy entertaining but there are so many things in the show that I just KNOW are terrible. I really enjoy the character dynamics its probably my favorite thing about the show. I find it endlessly funny that Giles has to hang out with a group of teenagers, and (when xander isn't making it weird) the main group is super cute and funny together. Also really like the setting, highschool shenanigans are always fun and idk it just seems like it would have been very cool to be a teen in the 90s. Also I like monster of the week stuff with a more overarching plot, you can kind of just enjoy things as they come and have the security that it's pretty much always gonna be resolved by the end of the episode. FOR WHAT I DONT LIKE. well "Buffy Speak" is annoying. like I'm getting more used to it and even able to find it charming at some points but BOY when i started the show it was almost making it unwatchable. i can see myself liking it by the end of the series but for now lets just be a little annoyed with it. Other thing that really gets me is the buffy/xander/willow love... line? idk i think i could stand it if xander didn't pine over buffy and wasn't weird to girls because he's very weird to girls. Somehow buffy manages to be like girlboss feminism win while also being the most sexist show every created. and maybe that was just like the era but yeah i don't enjoy watching male characters I'm supposed to like perv out over women.

Character Thoughts

Buffy- shes so awesome like honestly!! i like that she lives this very bad ass life and like we the viewer know how cool she is because we see her do all these bad ass things, but to the rest of the school shes just kinda like this weirdo kid who hangs out in the library. it kind of makes her an honorary fail girl in my opinion. And just her whole attitude of wanting to be a normal teenage girl so when it comes time to slay monsters shes like "ugh. guess its monster slaying time! whatever!" and acts bad ass as hell but doesn't really care. also its just awesome that she is physically super strong. like she will just randomly be punching through walls and doing sick backflips. ugh i love it

Giles- I. LOVE. GILES. im a Giles fangirl all the way like what else is there even to say about it. When he comes on screen I'm just like instantly smiling. funniest character ever invented. And again i just love that he has to hang out with teenagers all the time and sometimes they just like bully him for being old and lame and into books and he's constantly getting beat up and thrown around. yeah i don't even have much to say he's just awesome

Willow - Literally the blueprints for dorky nerdy girls everywhere like what else is there to say. we all know she is literally BEYOND iconic. Shes so cute and smart and charming and like honestly its like. how many girl in media really DO get to just be dorky like its pretty rare i feel like that's why its like. she was the blueprint man.

Xander - ... yes my complicated feelings yes yes. he's soooooo annoying and fail but... you know i like when guys are fail guys.. BUT HES ALMOST TOO FAIL. of course like i already said i hate the way he acts to women and when buffy rejected him and he acted super pissy and like "ugh whatever you only don't like me because you like that chad Angel ugh nice guys always finish last" I literally wanted him dead. so beyond cringe with that kind of behavior. BUT when he's like being sweet and goofy then I'm like.. aw hi funny guy from the 90s lol! and i do think his relationship with willow CAN be super cute cuz idk i just like the whole childhood friends vibe and i like that they have a relationship outside of their time with buffy and its nice to get little glimpses of them together just being buddies. I think the whole situation would be 100% better if xander was pining for willow instead of Buffy and willow was the oblivious one. I am not against their relationship at all i just hate to see willow be the one pinning for him cuz its like girl. you can literally do better okay. you are awesome. whatever. sorry for being a halfway Xander apologist

Cordelia- literal girlboss. every time shes on the screen its a treat. I just love the vibe where she is like?? friends with the main characters kind of? but also just bullies the shit out of them and is so mean in every interaction. see the thing is if they were't friends at all she just wouldn't talk to them or they wouldn't talk to her. but they always end up talking so there is obviously some kind of relationship there. but its just like one where she calls them losers and they are like "alright. well see you next week cordelia" If you are a hater and think shes mean get out of my face shes literally awesome and funny. also in the final when she drove her car thought the school doors... SO . GIRLBOSS. i am very excited to see where her character goes cuz i got the feeling at some point shes gonna turn into some kinda supernatural monster. i just feel it.

Angel - eh lowkey who cares. I am never one to be interested in the mysterious brooding guys its just not my thing. He reminds me of Edward from twilight both in face and attitude and because he's a vampire of course lol

Episodes

Honestly they were all kind of of equal quality. Nothing was so horrible I couldn't stand it they were all just good. One that kind of stood out as a favorite was "I robot, you jane", it was nice to have something more willow focused and it was very funny to see what people thought of the internet back then. Willow kind of online dating a guy was enough to make everyone freak the fuck out. And i really really love the way the demon robot looked. the idea of a demon existing on the web was just a cool idea in general. idk just a cool way of combining the supernatural with tech stuff

idk just look at this guy and tell me this isn't awesome

.... okay then... see yall in season 2!!!

#btvs

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carpisuns · 1 year

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I just read your toh fic ''The Death-Defying Flirting Methods of Captain Willow Park'' and oh. OHOHOO. i am Obsessed. i am Not in the toh fandom but !!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO that was such a good fic i love it omg. the characterizations are so good and entertaining and i loved the #girlbossing part and the chat texts!! they were so funny ahh, and ofc the FLIRTING and PINING!!!!!!!! they were so so Blorbo. im literally obsessed!! you wrote them so Cringe Fail™ and its incredible. fuck ahhh!! you and your fic have convinced me to watch toh

DHDJDKDKDK omg this ask made me Giddy. i can’t believe u read this fic without having watched toh before. i am honored haha. (actually that seems to just be a thing some people do?? which is so foreign to me cause I would never read fic if I wasn’t familiar w the source material lol. anyway)

I am so glad you enjoyed the read!!! and that it was enjoyable even with limited context! 😂 I had a lot of fun writing it. it’s my favorite when characters act just sooo stupid and insane:) cringefail couples are are so good like if they’re not both gonna be losers about it I don’t even want it tbh.

if you do end up watching the owl house i hope you enjoy!!

#ask #nice things #anon

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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years

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Episode.Eddie 🥶💯

*birds chirping...rickrolling you*

Eddie: Hmm...I don't know how I'm going to make this grave. But luckily those dumbasses aren't around to mess up my concentration-

His brothers:

Eddie: bruh

Carl: HI SISTERS 😍

George: ghhghhnhhgh 👹 n a

Al: what the fuck is wrong with my family

Eddie: Guys can you not rn I am busy gatekeeping gaslighting and girlbossing this grave 🤦‍♂️

Carl: L+ratio+didn't ask

George: NaGH 👺

Eddie: Dad left for the milk again and I don't know anything about this girl 😫!!

Carl: cringe+stay mad

Eddie: can you help albitch

Al: no hoe

Eddie: why

Al: shut the hell up you annoying waste of life

Eddie: but wh-

Al: WORLD STARRRRR 👹

Carl: ALBITCH NO

*Albitch punches Edword in the stomach, making the Taco Bell sound effect*

Eddie: OW WHAT THE FUCK

Al: har h a r har har har

Carl: that is deadass the ugliest laugh I have ever heard you dumbass bitch

Al: shut up toe crust *puts his AirPods back in to listen to oh no our table it's broken reverb 5 hours straight*

Eddie: that shit hurted

Carl: L

Eddie: do you know anything about her

Carl: do i look like Google to you 🤨

Eddie: ok so what was she like

Carl: not a girlboss. did not gatekeep. 😕 also she fell off a cliff. L

Eddie: how old was she

Carl: as old as gorgenl I think

George: I am 10972562918 years old and can devour this Earth in .00005 seconds you mortal scum.

Carl: goofy

Eddie: Imma make it smooth like your brain ehehe

Carl: I'll throw you down the stairs wtf

Eddie: ok so why did she run off the cliff

George: I eat babies

Eddie: gorgenl shut the fuck up before you're the next body I'm burying

George: KnHa 🤖

Eddie: alright im winging this just like how our parents raised us

*makes the grave into Dwayne the Rock Johnson lifting his eyebrow*

Carl: bruh that sucks ass

Eddie: be quiet this is why people ship you with albitch

Al: bruh out of pocket

Carl: what the hell edword

Henry: 🚶‍♂️🥛

George: nzGA! 🤩

Henry: yeah you were definitely dropped on your head as a baby

Carl: dad where tf have you been

Al: OHFUCKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH RAT POISON IN HIS CHILIS

Henry: ew i forgot that i had such ugly children wtf

Eddie: hey dad

Henry: MY FAVORITE SON!! 😍

Eddie: hehehehe dad look what I made hehehehhe albitch definitely didn't do anything

Henry: beautiful!! I'm sure deez nuts will be very happy in heaven with her grave

Eddie: heheheheh PRAISE ME 👹

Henry: you're the best son ever 😨

Eddie: thanks dad 🤩

George: nNnNnnBGhhhHa

Carl: what the hell is wrong with him

Henry: i put him in the washing machine when he was a baby 🤦‍♂️ anyway albitch why is your brother more talented than you lmfaooo

Al: gUh 👹...🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: ALBITCH?!?!?

Carl: mood tbh. 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: CAR-L?!?!?

George: gNGHAha 😫 MOMMYYYYY-👹 WOMAN WHO BIRTHED ME 👺

Henry: These failed abortions get on my last nerves 😕 Edword can you clean up after your degenerate waste of skin brothers

Eddie: ofc!! 😇

Henry: thanks!! 🥰

George: HOXIGGIZY 👺

Henry: lets go Buffon number four 🚶‍♂️

George: n h a 🦇

Eddie: finally those weird bitches are gone. now i can go try to run away and go to rachel's party down the street 🤩!! 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

The girl: 🤸‍♀️ hey bbg

Eddie: WHAT THE HELL 😨

The girl: *gone like my will to live*

Eddie: that...😰...did...did that ghost just call me baby girl?!?!?!???!!?

Carl: oh shit you're still out here?? I was tryna smoke my weed

Eddie: what the hell car-L

Carl: btw mom wants you to come in or she's gonna beat your ass into Saturn

Eddie: bruh 😕...

*they go to the front of the house to see their mami*

Shanon: MATERIAL GOWRL-oh sh-

Eddie: 🧍‍♂️

Carl: 🤦‍♂️ Mom what the hell...

Shanon: Get inside you dingbat I need to talk to my favorite son

Carl: L 🚶‍♂️

Shanon: im divorcing your dad

Eddie: that's nice but this ghost called me baby girl

Shanon: don't make me body slam you. you are not about to become albitch 2.0 get inside. and take that ugly mask off wtf.

Eddie: 😞

*eddie goes to his room to girlboss and gatekeep 🧚‍♀️✨🦋*

His gloves: 💔⛓🥀

Eddie: my gloves are gonna tear 😨!! I gotta go ask for new gucci ones! My dad is a stupid gorilla who wants to waste money on things that aren't important then say we're poor, so I'll go ask him!! 🏃‍♂️

*edword runs down stairs*

Their pet ostrich: 😍

Eddie: oh my god 🤦‍♂️ PETUNIA BILLY JENE IS NOT MY LOVER CHICKFLA STEVE HARVEY GUESS WHO I AM-LET'S GO TO THE BEACH BEACH-NICKI MINAJ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU MY NAME IS JEFF HAROLD THE SECOND TWICE REMOVED WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT 🤬

The ostrich: 😨

George: I let them out to help me take over the world and devour it whole, destroy the universe and watch as our reality collapses into nothingness and restart from scratch.

Eddie: 😟...what...

George: nHGa 👹

Eddie: 🤦‍♂️ gorgenl you have like eight new mental illnesses each day

Shanon: 😩 OUR SON IS WACK!!

Henry: no he's not he's just emo all fifteen year olds think animals talk to them and have mental breakdowns everyday, I mean who doesn't

Shanon: not me wtf

Henry: lmao anyway tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition-

Eddie: damn my dad sucks ass...

Shanon: HENRY SHUT THE HELL UP

Henry: I forgot to tell you it's tradition to beat our wives too-OH HEY FAVORITE CHILD 😍

Eddie: ...ummm-

Henry: what do you need

Eddie: Gucci girlboss gloves dad 💅

Henry: HEY. We have four rules in this house. Live, laugh, love, and BE STRAIGHT.

Eddie: y-y-y-yes dad 😟

Henry: anyway fuck your gloves we're poor

Eddie: but you're wearing gucci belt right now

Henry: do I smell...DISRESPECT??

Eddie: n a u r . . . 😰

Henry: go use car-L’s old ones. Anyway, back to tradition. 👊

Shanon: HENRY NO-

Eddie: hHhhHhHhh...whY cAn'T I HavE nEw GlOvEs...😞⛓🥀💔...mY HeArt...iS bRoCkEn...anyway 💅💞✨!!

*edword goes upstairs...*

Carl: he's looking at me isn't he...

Eddie: 👹

Carl: god why did I have to get raised with such a weird bitch 🤦‍♂️

Eddie: I need your gloves 😞

Carl: L+ratio tbh.

The owl: 🦉 💅

Carl: come tf down here I want chicken wings

Eddie: but it's an owl

Carl: so?

Eddie: you can't get chicken wings from a fucking owl car-L 🤦‍♂️

Carl: oh i forgor 😂

George: rAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😜😜😢😜🤬🤯🥸😭🥶😒😒😓😱😥😓😓☹️😶‍🌫️🤓😒🙁😓😞🫢😰😔🤩🧐😅😎😅🤩😂😅

Carl: oh shit the demon is coming 😰

George: 🥶OUR😭BUNNY🐰 IS😰DEAD💀D E A D😵‼️‼️‼️‼️

Carl: L

Eddie: How?!?!?!??! 😟

George: Albitch is too smelly 😫 he gassed her out with stench!!

Carl: BRO SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR WORLD STAR 😰 EDWORD GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE COVER 🥶

Eddie: ok bozo 😒

*edword goes into his room*

Eddie: Jeez albitch must really stink if a fucking bunny dies from it...I gotta go bury her in a girlboss grave...

Al: 🧍‍♂️

Eddie: GAH 😫 THE STENCH-🤢-Albitch?!?!?! 😰

Al: shutcho ugly ass up

Eddie: but we look the same...

*albitch world star kicks edword in the tummy yummy 😋*

Eddie: oW-OW

Al: WORLD STAR 💪😈

Eddie: WHY 😫

Al: cause you said I stink

Eddie: deadass when was the last time you SAW the shower

Al: your mom

Eddie: we have the same mom

Al: . . .

Eddie: . . .

Al: 👹👊

*narration time 😅*

Eddie: Albitch beat me up like I was mom and he was dad...it was...bad...definitely not girlbossing or gatekeeping...I was sad...bc the stench had overflowed my room...plus that bunny died which was a huge L...so...I thought...maybe if I became the girlboss that would get beat up, then my family would be spared...not because I care about them, but because they give me money...so that's what I did...also graves are awesome 😫

*narration end 🥶*

Eddie: it still hurts where Albitch hit me...what a toe sucker. 😔 I should go outside and sing "Fight Song" to be quirky...oh wait. I can bury that bunny too!! 🤩

*he goes outside with dead bunny corpse 🥸*

Eddie: don't worry bunny!! I'll definitely make you a bussing grave!! *digs 😚* you were kinda ugly ngl but it's okay my dad has buck teeth just like you ehehehehe!!! Good thing I didn't get that gene or I'd probably kill myse-

The girl: bbg

Eddie: HUH 😰

The girl: what 😟

Eddie: ...😰...😳 it's a blonde...😼...

The girl: 🤨

Eddie: I wasn't scared I was just practicing my singing voice 😜

The girl: oh...you suck ass at singing then

Eddie: hahahahahahahha you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

The girl: what...I just insulted you 😟

Eddie: anyway!! I'm rich 😼

The girl: then why are you wearing raggedy clothes

Eddie: I...says the one wearing a literal rag and no shoes. do you shop at goodwill just wondering

The girl: my fault you right you right-anyway what are you doing

Eddie: making a grave 🥶

The girl: for what 🤨

Eddie: the bunny my brother killed with his stench

The girl: bruh 😬 how the hell does he stink that bad

Eddie: I don't know tbh...

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a

Eddie: 😳!! What a ugly ass laugh!! It sounds like she's coughing up her lungs!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Girlboss!!

The girl: can I watch

Eddie: um don't you need to go home

The girl: no

Eddie: sounds legit

*EDWORD MAKES GRAVE 💪😈*

The girl: wow that's a really nice fish gravestone!! it looks just like one!!

Eddie: but it's a bunny 😟

The girl: oops gotta blast 🚀

Eddie: WAIT 😫 I NEED CLOUT PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a no bitch be back tomorrow tho 😸 see you again you dumb bitch

Eddie: okay 😳✨💞 SEE YOU AGAIN 😫

OMG HEY GUYS 😃😃😃☺️☺️😊😊😘🤩🤪!!! DID YOU LIKE THIS STORY 🫣🫣🫣🤭 PLEASE VOTE 🗳 COMMENT 🗣 AND SUBSCRIBE 💸🤑 FOR MORE CONTENT 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😺😺😺😙😜😜😜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i am not okay #🤫

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angelhummel · 3 years

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First time of watching, I didn’t mind Schue - he was an ass, but so were most of them. But now I rewatch it all, and especially seasons 4 and 5, and I cringe. Some of it is bad editing, or bad storylines or not knowing how to bring him in, but he just becomes repetitive and unnecessary. And the way they picture him laughing at the kid’s antics on stage, and rushing onto stage to sing with them - I just feel second hand embarrassment . The kids could probably have run their own glee club without him. Yet end of every season , he gets glorified by the kids. Cringe.

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Ugh okay first of all. Honestly I don't think Mr. Schuester was that much of an asshole for the first one, maybe two seasons. I just think he was a big dumb idiot. But it kinda worked. Like he's working hard, he's starting a new phase in his life (trying to run a successful glee club). He's young, he's still trying to find himself. He's being gaslit, gatekept, and girlbossed by his lying and manipulative wife. He just wants his perfect little nuclear family, and anything outside of that, he sometimes misses bc of his severe tunnel vision. I feel like there's a lot to work with

I understand him being a hot mess in s1. Like focusing mostly on Finn bc he's projecting his own childhood crap, and getting steamrolled by Rachel bc it's her way or the highway. And I feel like they maybe sort of half way attempted to at least TRY for him to get better at that come s2. Switching things up and highlighting other talent in the club - letting Brittany and Mike have a dance, Fabrevans have a duet, and Santana have a solo. But that was literally a one time only deal and immediately after was a return to the same boring formula with no thoughts head empty

And then s3. Holy fucking shit s3. It was such a fucking trainwreck setback for EVERYONE but especially Mr. Schue. Like I get that teaching Spanish might not have been his big amazing one true passion. But he was at least competent at his job. And then they just make him a fucking moron who doesn't know his ass from his elbow

And yes, the kids totally could've handled things without him. We see everyone have to sit him and Finn down in 4x16 and give them a lesson of the week cause they're acting like idiots. And then in 4x17 Blam basically take over the club and run it themselves. No Schue in sight, nor was he needed

And it's obvious that they TRIED to start phasing him out. Something about going to some higher ups to petition for more funding for the arts in schools?? And then Cory died. And then Mr. Schuester had to be written back in bc Finn was no longer there to take over the glee club like he was supposed to. And then they constantly wrote in all these lame ass jokes about how Schue is stuck in his career and failing in life and "Why are you even still here??" and I fucking hate it since he's there bc one of your actors fucking died and you had to write around it. Why are you constantly acknowledging it in such a stupid and unfunny meta way

Idk he's no longer my least favorite main character. I can tolerate him a little better now. But goddamn he's so fucking stupid and they literally never made him better. It's so hard to watch more often than not

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darealsaltysam · 3 years

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what your paladins main says about you

a comprehensive essay by a paladins player of right around 4 years

this is like really long so i’ll make it under the cut so my followers don’t have to scroll through this if they don’t wanna

(for context i’m a current maeve main, i used to main skye and sha lin and played tyra a long while ago)

Androxus

it’s not a phase, mum

“i don’t care we don’t have healer, i’m really good at him i swear”

you ult every time it loads in and you die before the final shot

your favorite mode is siege because you can fly up and shoot the whole point on ult

you’re usually really stand-offish and don’t communicate much and/or a 13 year old boy with anger issues

Ash

you are level-headed but in a scary way

you will hold the point solo even if it costs you your streak

“get on the point” “guys get on the point” “attack the objective”

you’ll ult to save yourself 99% of the time

good leader

Atlas

you probably used to main lex or androxus before he came out

“he’s like a flank, but a tank, he’s great!”

you chase after solo kills instead of sticking to the point

healers hate you, flanks and damages fear you

your favorite mode is death match

Barik

you’re a former/current tf2 player looking for something fresh

you don’t like working too hard so you spam turrets on the point and hope for the best

“healer stick to me i’m boutta ult”

actually really nice between rounds

but you don’t communicate much mid-game and kind of do your thing

Bomb King

you’re a really old player. you have the beta makoa skin and you were there when lex was first released. veteran’s discount.

your favorite maps are the old ones and they barely show up any more

the team always underestimates you

“who plays bomb king in 2021 lol?”

you need a hug

Buck

“wait, he’s a flank? i thought he was a tank??”

you’re also a veteran in the game

you’re a dying breed. i like never see you. do you even exist?

you’ve been here since like the first day of the game

buck gets so many skins and you want all of them but the best you have is a random recolor

Cassie

sweetest person alive

“we can do it guys! let’s try to all rush the point this time!”

you are the bane of every flank

the opposing team hates you, your own team kind of doesn’t notice you’re there

*casually gets a pentakill*

Corvus

you know those weirdly political kids who like ww2 and know the details of every tank to ever exist? yeah that’s you

but like that’s corvus. as a character.

but no one ever plays him.

like i never even see him do you exist???

you are a cryptid.

Dredge

yo ho you’re a hoe

no seriously the other team views you and they FEAR you

“yeah i just got a penta kill” “YOU WHAT?” “eyes on the point mate don’t get distracted”

hella good at the game and hella casual about it

you like onslaught on the one sea map the most

Drogoz

another veteran, are we?

you’re either useless or can wipe out a whole team in seconds. there is no in-between.

you always have a really cool skin.

dovahkiin, dovahkiin...

“i don’t care about the point i gotta get them trips”

Evie

you bought her because you thought she was cute, admit it

*turns into ice right before dying* *turns into ice right before dying* *turns into ice right be

your personality type is identical to her. no question about that.

always buys faster reload and better speed

strangely good communication with the team

Fernando

gay gay homosexual gay

“he’s kinda hot if you look at him the right way”

fernando is the tank for gay people

you are gay people

i don’t have much more to say

Furia

mum energy. not as much as inara mains, but still, mum energy.

will protect every member of the team with your life, even the flanks

you’ve been maining her since she was first added

i bet you didn’t even know she’s canonically seris’ sister

“we’ve literally failed to capture the point the last 3 times we might as well give up and go to another game”

Grohk

“yeah i have a gremlincore tumblr blog, how could you tell?”

i honestly have no words

you’re kind of like a catboy but a racoon

do you even heal the team or do you just pretend

you were there when lex got announced and thought he was cringe, now everyone finally agrees with you

Grover

he was your first purchased character and he’s stuck around ever since

he’s the only healer you can play well

“i am groot lmao”

you would never say a word to your team

would give your life for the tank but that’s about it

Imani

daenerys targaryen on drugs

your favorite anime is my hero academia

your husbando is todoroki

you see where i am going with this

“team protect me i’m gonna ult” *dies 5 seconds into ult*

Inara

BIG MUM ENERGY

your team is your family. you will protect them with your life.

can only hold your own with a good healer so you have good teamwork going for you

*cutely places wall in front of your ult*

useless in tdm so you stick to onslaught, siege and koth

are you a furry, furry, or a furry?

“victow! dont ult on my tweam pwease! uwu!”

you 100% find her attractive in some way shape or form

you are either a 30 year old redditor who enjoys loli content or a 16 year old teen who is playing a shooter for the first time

she’s kind of cute, i guess

Jenos

i can never tell if i’m going to absolutely destroy you or if you’re gonna kick my ass

*cutely holds you up so the whole team can shoot you to death*

kamehameha

you’re a healer??? i guess???

your character has such deep lore and i bet you don’t even know half of it

Khan

one day you were playing and your team desperately needed a tank. you picked the first one you saw. suddenly, you’re lian’s foot stool

despite 2 layers of heavy armor, you’d still let this man walk all over you

“this skin is really cool, wish it wasn’t behind a pay wall...”

YEET

you actually know the game’s lore, for some reason

Kinessa

i never trust people who are good at a sniper. if you’re bad that’s natural and you’re 99% of the population. if you’re good you are definitely up to something

you’d sell your sister for 5 pennies if you could

you’re missing from the team all game and somehow have the most kills

“we have a kinessa???”

you are an urban legend to your team

Koga

someone’s been watching naruto

you are so shit at the game. like i’m sorry. no one’s good at koga i’m so sorry

how do you have so many skins for one character???

you’re always missing from the point

healers hate you. so does the enemy kinessa.

Lex

quit the game /nm

“who mains lex in 2021??? lmao???”

wall hacks, aimbot, and it’s all legal for you as an ability. you are a hacker in a world of puny vanillas. you like it easy so you go for the easy min max character. have fun getting hated

you think he’s hot and press on his loading abilities just so he can scold you and you can hear him being mad at you

*bonk* go to horny jail

Lian

"she could step on me”

you used to main some sort of healer but switched over when you got sick of everyone being needy

you can hold a point all on your own for a really really long time but the moment your team gets there you start flunking

you wish you had more skins for her

you don’t

Maeve

so imagine this. it was like 2018 and you were just chilling playing the game. you kept getting killed by maeve. in every game. she was in every game you went to and she kept killing you over and over and over again. you got frustrated, snapped, and bought her to see if you could do the same to others. you are now the maeve in every game. the cycle repeats.

your whole team doubts you but then you casually get a quad kill and they just sort of look away

you die a total of two times each round and 99% of the time it’s because you go too fast and fall off the map

you repeat everything she says in her accent because you think it’s cute

“welcome to ze meant streets, kitten!” “can you shut the fuck up” “i hate to cut and run, he-he!”

Makoa

you have the plushie skin or the beta skin, otherwise you don’t main and only play casually stop lying to yourself

“attack turtle go brrr”

you’re really good if you get paired with a good healer

otherwise you’re useless

you wish you could get better teammates because you could really thrive with an organized group. but on paladins you won’t get that, i’m sorry-

Mal’Damba

i always forget this guy is even in the game

you’re definitely under 6 foot IRL

you have an older sibling you always fight with

you’d love to have a snake irl

you’re really chill outside of the game, but when playing you hella rage

Moji

you are so precious

but also such a little shit

you annoy me but i also want to give you a hug

“let’s go guys!! to the point!! wheee!!”

please never change but also get out of my sight

Octavia

you always main the new character until the new person drops

somehow always have enough credits to buy the new champion whenever they come out

you don’t like having a stable main cuz you get bored

you like hanging out at the training rage

hate siege and love team death match, you like your games quick

Pip

you are the worst and best thing to ever happen to this game

you only pick him to heal yourself and hardly ever heal your team

no one notices you there until you ult

then you get focused

honestly you just seem like you wanna do your thing and i can respect that

Raum

you probably go to therapy or desperately need it

“BIG MAN BIG. HE IS BIG. BRRRR”

you always love the demons in media

you like being in charge of the team and wreck the point any time you are there, you like fighting on your own but having a healer nearby is nice too

you probably have daddy issues

Ruckus

you think ruckus’ and bolt’s dynamic is cool and that’s one of the main reasons you started playing him

he’s the only tank you can play

you used to main either inara or ying at some point but chose violence instead

really short irl. you physically relate to ruckus and spiritually to bolt.

“funny goblin man :)”

Seris

certified girlboss

you can hold an objective all on your own or heal your whole team no problem. either way you are SLAYING

“alright. who’s ass am i kicking today?”

mum energy is inferior to inara but still kind of there

i’m like 50% sure you have a foot fetish

Sha Lin

*pointing and chanting* incel, incel, ince-

whether that’s about you or the character you can decide

you like minecraft bedwars on the side

“if i don’t get this headshot i am literally going to spontaneously combust”

really useful when there’s no other long distance people - otherwise a nuisance

Skye

AWOOGA *jaw drops to ground, eyes roll out of head* BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA

you bought her for the tiddies, didn’t you?

she’s actually really satisfying to play once you get the hang of her, but can be real tough on rough days

you need a break i think - maybe play some other game for a bit?

*casually gets team kill with ult*

Strix

you own at least one pretty knife

you played him when he was unlocked on rotation, fell in love, and spent a whole evening collecting credits to buy him fully

“haha bird man”

i’ve said what i said about snipers. if you’re actually good at him you are hiding a body somewhere. i fear you.

why does everyone ship him with viktor????

Talus

little furry child

he reminds me of tommyinnit because he is small and annoying

if you play him you are tall and intimidating

i’m friends with a tall scary talus main

i can’t say bad things please spare me

Terminus

you always ult at the worst time and just get killed again 5 seconds after

“hey losers watch this” *goes on the point, dies, revives, kills one person and dies again*

you’re only a good tank if you cooperate

you don’t

on your own you’re a pretty good player

Tiberius

*sigh*

you think the cat is hot, don’t you?

“his accent is kinda cute tho hehe”

you saw that one ending scene in zootopia with the dancing tigers and it CHANGED you

you are probably a furry. if not your awakening is coming. be ready.

Torvald

you’ve been playing this game for too long

you’ve seen skins rise and fall. you’ve seen nerfs and buffs. you’ve seen reworks and remakes. you are ancient. older than the dragons and wiser than makoa. respect.

people see you on the opposing team and get really annoyed

“the point is really crowded, we can’t move in” “don’t worry guys, my ult is charged up”

you’re really good at all the characters but you like this guy a lot because you think he’s funky fresh

Tyra

you’re either new to the game or have been playing for too long

either way you can KICK ASS but you need to keep behind your team to do the most damage

flanks are the bane of you, especially the fast jumpy ones

you really want one of the cooler skins but you can only ever get the basic ones. such is the curse of maining one of the OG characters.

“bite me”

Viktor

you are level 100+ guaranteed, and everyone fears you

“oh shit they got a victor. flank focus him”

you probably play COD and CS:GO normally and wanted to go with something familiar and easy. your skill from the other more advanced games DWARFS everyone else

but why are you playing “guy with gun 132″ in a game with magical elves and fairies. like come on bro.

you don’t have any in-game friends because paladins is your guilty pleasure game you would never admit to

Vivian

“step on me” syndrome cranked up to 100%

this woman could spit on you and you’d still respect her more than your own mother. good for you

“i’m not a simp. i’m just tier 3 subbed to pokimane ironically”

you sweat the game hardcore. former victor main or he’s your secondary.

you’ve got her on level 50+ at least

Vora

like the maeve mains but somehow worse

bought her out of spite or played her while she was on rotation, now here you are grinding credits for her a day after she became unavailable

honestly you’re really good at the game i have nothing else to say

you enjoy the newer characters more than the OGs - you’re either a former vivian or lian main

you miss the play of the game feature in the game because you’d get all of them with this girl

Willo

you seem like the moji mains at first but show your true colors soon after

“fuck you” x50

you are a trash talker on max overdrive. you need to sit down, do some breathing exercises and have a drink.

you hate your own team more than the opposing guys

when you see a willow on the opposing team you make it your sole goal to eliminate her as many times as humanely possible

Yagorath

i bet you didn’t know she was canonically female until you read this

you don’t like sweating too much so you pick the tank that leaves you heavily relying on your healers and damages

you can hold a point really well so you like siege and onslaught

“are vora and yagorath connected in the lore somehow and do i really care?”

you have a friend who you always party up with to be your healer, otherwise you might switch to another character

Ying

“tanks love me, flanks hate me”

you are too powerful. literally. how are you so strong

you’ve mastered the most difficult healer in the game. the others are really easy for you to play but you have trouble with seris

motivate your team a lot but start shading and trash talking if they don’t cooperate

you’ll gladly play someone else for a long while and like taking breaks from her

Zhin

this is your first main after switching over from overwatch. we can smell it on you.

you’re really annoyed with his personality and voice lines but the character is too good to play for you to pass him up for that. you respond to his voice lines aloud very aggressively to let him know he’s an ass

“YES ZHIN HEALERS AREN’T USELESS YOU SELFISH PRICK”

you try your best but you’re not a great team player

infinite trips on a good day, die repeatedly without kills on a bad one and you switch over to vora or skye for a bit.

this took me hours to write out pls leave reblog and note thanks uwu

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