#my friend. she is a fake person.

[marzipanandminutiae]

I miss people using non-medicalized terms for other people's passions

like. well and good to talk about "hyperfixations," "special interests [in the context of an autistic person's favorite subject]," or "infodumping" if you have ADD/ADHD or autism, or are talking about someone who is, but...that's not everyone who feels strongly about something, obsesses, or loves talking about their interests. those words mean specific things, associated with specific forms of neurodivergence

don't assume everyone is comfortable with that language

"rambling" is a word; so is "ranting." "obsession" is a word. "passion" is a word. learn them and use them

#mini-rant #it makes me really uncomfortable when people use that language to talk about my fandom activities #because those are fine and useful words! they just. don't apply to me. #also the weird assumption that everyone who like...has a hobby is autistic? or feels passionately about any activity? #at least in this case it's coming from a more positive perspective and usually from autistic people themselves but #I see people claiming that X character with a hobby they love is 100% Confirmed Autistic and if you disagree you're a bigot #you are free to headcanon that! but. #neurotypical people also have hobbies sometimes! #just saw someone saying that the character Daria was 'undiagnosed autistic' and therefore criticizing her behavior was Bad #my friend. she is a fake person.

[revrads]

“The Vessel of Alu”

Possessed!John my beloved <3

porpol version

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #faith fanart #faith airdorf #john ward #faith alu #fanart #drawing #art #doodle #artsy ari #fake screenshot #fake scene #((Can't imagine being Lisa in this situation cause imagine yout 6'2 beefy best friend slowly walks towards you with killing intentions)) #((Personal hc is Lisa's the one telling him to fight alu when he's possessed :3)) #((Makes the part where he kills her even sadder cause that means she willingly gives herself up in her friend's hands)) #((But that's just my personal headcanon)) #((The silliest Faith duo <3 (they fucking hate each other ong))) #((Once again- he is porpol))

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[derpinette]

SPERG YOUR HEART OUT

#EVERYONE #NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #& FOREVER #i love it when my friends &/or mutuals post about their interest & Passions i will like your posts but really i Loved them. #i deleted some tags because they might be interpreted as weird(er than usual) but 0_0 i am ♯Passionate about ♯Passion (for fashion - Bratz) #still kind of feel like a worthless human being but i secured another hangout in like a week so yayyy ^_^ #I GET TO BOTHER SOMEONE TOO NOW i just wish people did that to me too why am i like always the one raving #literally have to beg my friend to give me updates on her things even if i normally hate it even i go out of my way to look for things #for us to discuss -_- GIRL please i am for real not just faking for politeness who do you think i am I WANT TO KNOW #so effin excited OMG i have like so much to say & the greatest thing is that this girl has no knowledge at all about my Thing #so i can explain from the very beginning You literally have no idea how much i practiced the conversation in my head #ever since she told me & she said she wanted me to go on & talk about it more i have been Devising My Plan #OMG YAYYYY ^_^_^_^_^_^ AIMU SO HEPI AAARRRGHHHHHGSJDJSHSJDHSHSG #& OFC i had to plug it in the first time i met her in person i just could not help myself there was an NF on that day & i told her i wanted #to catch it i had to go in the end for a different reason & BTW it was such a whiplash the show itself was so fun but the winner... 0_0 NO. #next i will ask her about berserk & maybe even read it so we can talk about it because she really likes it #i dropped it when i was 14 because the laptop i was using to read it was complete crap Just like mine is RN #like a section of my keyboard is completely dead T_T so i have to use the on-screen one...

[ragingbullmode]

the way i wanna fight this girl at work & turn her into paste so damn bad but instead i gotta play mental gymnastics to make sure me & my friends dont get fired

#personal #idk what her deal even is man !! shes sent several fake emails from burner accounts making up claims were all rude to customers & paints #herself as p much the jesus of the store to the point upper management had gotten involved but they wont do shit bc they dont have ‘proof’ #which is like okay yeah its heresay but we all know its her & have proof its her but bc its outside of work shit we have we cant use it to #get her white ass fired 🙄 esp now that shes claiming my friends are doing drugs on the clock & planning to kill ppl #which is not true ????? but management hates the shit out of us so they arent doing anything to even help us while were getting harassed #in silence lolll like. man 😭

[thecedarchronicle]

somewhat related to my last post:

idk who's active on tiktok (i'm not but my friends are) do you remember the scar girl drama. the girl who would put makeup on her cheek and call it a scar and it made everyone weirdly upset

that's anne von blyssen. that's her. people cannot decide if she has a skin condition or if she went off the deep end during her time off from dressage showing and now she's trying to get her fame back. when pressed for details she just says she went to hell and then rediscovered herself. do you understand the drama videos on jortube i'm envisioning. do you

#ssoblr #btw when i say weirdly upset im not saying its like. fine to fake things like that for internet points #i just mean i found it weird how many people felt personally slighted by this random internet persona theyve never interacted with #having lied #like. she's a teenager making shit up to sound more interesting #tale as old as time my friend

[fuckyeah-bears]

"real jewish people stand with palestinians and support a free palestine." - look, i agree with this entire post, but unless you're jewish yourself (if you are, disregard this), please don't speak about good jews, bad jews, real jews, fake jews. my zionist relatives are just as jewish as my staunchly anti-zionist acquaintances.

i am jewish. and i have zero respect for jewish people who are zionists. just as i have zero respect for non-jewish people who are zionists. just as i have zero respect for my jewish family members who are zionists

#and every time i call my mother out for being islamophobic and zionist she tells me i clearly haven't realized i'm jewish #as if being jewish means i have to be a racist islamophobic zionist #that is what i 10000% cannot respect #she is not a real jewish person she is a zionist #it's exactly the same as those posts of 'real christians' actually love thy neighbor and support the poor. oppose racism. etc etc #fake christianity being used to justify racism homophobia classism violence misogynism transphobia etc etc #same fucking thing #the amount of racist islamophobic disgusting bigotry i have heard from jewish friends and neighbors and family members is sickening #Judaism like pretty much all other religions at its core is about love and respect for other human beings #so when people use it to justify atrocities i will call them on bullshit #people like that give judaism and other jewish people a bad name #just as alt right conservative christains give all christains a bad name

[moe-broey]

THE MILFS ARE FIIIIIIIIIGHTINGGGGGGGGGG

#feh #and. sothis #i feel legally obligated to join henriette's team obviously #and you know as far as moms go henriette isn't bad! just a bit absent (obvs due to the nature of her position) #but also something that has always stuck w me about her is ..... there is something off. about her. #like i don't think she's a bad person or even a bad mom. she just seems like. she's hiding something. #i have always been equally put off and intrigued by her. #LIKE. OKAY ANOTHER THOUGHT i think i've voiced before but when sharena comes off as 'fake nice' #it doesn't FEEL fake. it feels overplayed and forced but it's so geniune actually. she is just fighting for her life #to pass a social interaction and make a new friend #meanwhile henriette's 'fake nice' feels like. she knows something all of us don't. she knows something that died w gustav. #she has always felt. foreboding. #also doesn't help though that i inherently distrust mother figures LMFAOOOOO #LIKE. coin flip between 'oh she's a good mom i'm gonna cry forever now' and setting off my fight or flight response LMFAO #no need to dig into that! #fe henriette #<- just for henriette thoughts

[deancanseecastielshalo]

Has anyone done a fic where Steve n Robin are those friends who make a pact that if they’re both still single by 30 they’ll get married (so they don’t have to be alone forever), but then in the year where they start planning everything for real and organising venues and music, they end up meeting Nancy, wedding cake baker, and Eddie, band musician?

#they both fall in love obvs #Nancy n Robin would have a cute baking date where Robin makes a massive mess n they’re relationship would move a little faster than Steve #n Eddies; you see the cake person more than the musician; and Robin would eventually come to Steve in a panic cuz her n nanc were have a #cute meet n she accidentally told Nancy the whole thing was ‘fake’ (they are actually together) and they both freak out #but then when Steve eventually tells Eddie (in a more tired way) Eddies like ‘oh yeah; that was obvious. also me n Nanc are buddies’ #and in the end Robin n Nancy are the ones to get married instead and when Robin throws the bouquet; Steve catches in n looks to Eddie at #side like ‘;;;;;; I mean 👁👁’ and they get married a few months later #(a lot less extravagant n more just amongst close friends and family) #;;;;;;;;;;;; sooo;;;;; has anyone done this or;;;;? #steddie #ronance #dcsch's blabble de blubs #platonic besties Steve n Robin; my absolute beloveds #jenjo blorbo thoughts

[shoechoe]

i don't consider myself a punk but the way so many people who call themselves "punk" seem to have no idea what punk is is so... annoying

#rambles #not jojo related #personal #i do like some punk i like the dead kennedys and bad brains (and DG if you count it) but i'm not like a super fan of the genre #my friend just browsed through punk subreddits and stuff and ohh my god what she showed bothers me #why do so many people online think punk just means ''left wing anarchist'' #anarcho punk is a thing sure. but that's very far from all punk in existence #punk is a music genre and subculture with political themes that can skew wildly from artist to artist #the post i saw that annoyed me the most was one calling the sex pistols ''fake punk'' because the lead singer is a trump supporter... #the sex pistols were literally the kickstarter for punk in the UK. are you kidding me. #also the people looking at 80s left wing punks telling n/zi punks to fuck off with ''but n/zis can't be punk!'' #yeah they... can be. and have been for a while. hence why they needed to be told to fuck off in the first place #you can't ignore punk has a very mixed history with both far left and far right groups with ''well i don't think it's REAL punk'' #people getting terms with history wrong bothers me so much

[oatbugs]

lmao looking at her insta highlights was a mistake

#i feel worse WHY DOES SHE HAVE TONED MUSCLES UGHHH #also my confidence has gone down a tiny bit bc why is she hanging out w all these cool ppl #how is this girl simultaneously a lawyer and also has her social life on max like give me a break #thered a photo of her walking around in heaven either before closing or after opening shes sooo #HOWEVER. i just had a call w her yesterday that made me realise my idea of romance is more romantic than her idea of romance #but also that she doesnt want to do smth super romancey on a 3rd date which according to my friends is fair but according to my heart #it is not. like why are u on a date if u dont wanna do anything romancey at that point just hang out w friends #odd of her to say that too considering our first two dated were quite romantic . anyway #yo this cafe is playing persian music nice. anyway yh #also she makes being middle eastern so gay yk the goodbye fake cheek kiss thing we do . where u like . kiss the air on the sides of the #persons face when ur saying goodbye. ygwim . yeah she doesnt do the fake air kisses she gives u two tender kisses like . anyway #i discussed the stuff she does w my friend and like why r her words so aloof and her actions so...not . and my friends reaction was #basically this is fuckboy behaviour. apparently he used to do that to girls ?? like tell them he rly liked them #and be all charming and romantic even tho he rly wasnt invested at all and he mostly wanted to hook up. like ok #im gonna kill myself then. why would u stroke my hair w my head on ur LAP THEN. WHAT IF SHE TURNS AROUND AND IS LIKE #oops it was nothing #....ill kms actually. no i womt. but anyway #also got added to the gc w the other lecturers givjng talks on the 6th so its getting more real #my friend was like did u do the script yet :))) . almost died shes so scary i love her . but . fuck two exams . crush. talk. ucl cambrdige #three conferences aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA im so anxious i dont even feel anything atp #......I HAVE NO MONEY!!! TO TOP IT OFF #my crush and i are both iranian (aka born w extremely expensive taste woven into our genes) but i wanna like #treat her w the entire 2 quid in my bank account ig ♡♡♡ #crushposting

[starsnumber1charliefan]

How dare you 😡

Exer is pointy

Not NO.

It's yes, stars.

Get it right

;)

british scum

#/hj #exer being pointy is my only weakness #also i assume a lobotomy #oh yeah i forgot to tell people so ill js say in the comments #so like #at school last week #my class was taking a walk #and i was w my friend #and we were farrrrr behind so we ran #and then we stopped bc we had cramps #and she was like “my side aches so much” and i pretended to punch it #and she was like “actually punch it” #and i did #HOLY ME #IT HURT SO SO SO BAD #i actually broke one of my fingers bc of it #turns out #she has scoliosis #and she was wearing this brace #to help fix her back??? #idk #anyways i am a damaged person #send help before i punch someone elses back brace or fake leg or glass eye or whatever #once i got hit by a car #AND #ON A DIFFERENT OCCASION #A SQUIRREL CHASED ME FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER I CALLED IT BABYGIRL #THAT WASNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME #once i called one “radical jim” and he chased me for a few minutes #jackson's diary

[soldier-poet-king]

My pf 0 rizz wizard acquired a surprise gf and it's just??? Girlfriend???? Gorlfriend?????

The we are not friends I'm using you for political connections at this prestigious wizard university because you're nobility and also a Magus (wizard jock) and I think you're an easy target and a little dull -> wow you've considered me a friend this whole time and I've been an ass and also in hindsight you WERE the closest thing I had to a friend in wizard academia -> I only realize this after I break your trust by lying to your face about using you for political gain -> spending time with good hearted adventurers and not my asshole wizard master makes me realize that people normally have emotions beyond just blind ambition??? And maybe guilt is a thing and I need to learn how to be apologetic and not just a neutral selfish wizard post grad??? -> fumbles every single apology because she has had no connections outside of elf politics in a decade -> this pitiful attempt at being honest for once is apparently endearing, esp in contrast to all the machinations and manipulations -> leads to masquerade dancing even with two left feet and a dropped pair of glasses and every other cliche

There's another date??? Squeezed in amongst the political intrigue??? I'm????

Our himbo paladin is also flirting with a murderess ron swanson-esque dwarf and it is. So good.

#SOMWTIMES PLAYING SILLY PRETEND GAMES MAKES ME SUPER EMO #me irl 🤝 periklea. ABSOLUTELY ZERO RIZZ OR FLIRTING ABILITY #vilestraia campaign #ROSE I BLAME YOU FOR THIS ENTIRELY #(affectionate) #nerd gf / jock gf solidarity #anyway periklea has an actual friend for the first time in like 74 years of elf life #AND possibly she is also a gf #and it is very soft and nice and maybe they will even hold hands #on god she is gonna learn to be a better person and a better friend #i can't even flirt irl and now im fake pretend flirting with this npv #npc* who is being run obvs by the GM. who is Rose's fiance. #JOKES ASIDE THO IT WAS VERY CUTE. VERY MY BRAND OF ROMANCE.

[wizardnuke]

walked into the study room and was informed that the boys asked our english prof his opinions on the writing skills of the squad and i for the illustrious title of "gifted writer" said with Emotion

#and then it devolved into whether 'furtherly' should qualify as a word. the answer is no BUT english is fake #last semester i looked over my friends draft and left 'furtherly isn't a word' as an annotation and he then sent the draft to prof who #just added 'she's right' #he was looking for 'furthermore'. i personally think his writing style is comically formal. #but in his defense i know mine is like. instinctually very unprofessional and i have to put brain power into making it acceptable #UM. ANDROGYNY IN GILGAMESH AND LYSISTRATA.

[coulsonlives]

I just had to share this video because holy shit, it hits the nail right on the head! So well spoken. This stuff needs to be circulated more, esp with the growing number of people thinking they have this because of misinformation, or just outright faking it.

#it's painful because i knew someone who personally faked this stuff (or has convinced herself she has it i can't even tell) #she had spent all her time on tiktok and i know for 100% sure that's where she got the idea. it's TRAGIC how fast things went downhill #i'm legit horrified at how many people (esp young kids of 13-14) think they have this too. or are just pretending #i've been neck deep in hardcore research (and i'm talking pubmed sciencedirect etc only) for months #and those kids definitely don't have did.. if they have trauma and are dissociating it's going to be something else like dpdr etc #the number of stupid 'you have did' answers i see for totally basic questions like 'i got dizzy what's wrong w me' is insane too #it's like googling 'muscle twitch' and then thinking you have some rare 1/billion familial cancer thing despite other obvious explanations #but worse.. in these cases the information is being fed to them. they don't have an opportunity to explore other possibilities #and the worst part is they don't even know to CHECK THE VALIDITY OF WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING. they don't have info literacy #like i'll say this once: did is so rare that it's STILL contentious about whether it even exists #and it only happens in the most unimaginably traumatic experiences. think of the worst possible things you could do to a child #where even just thinking about it makes you uncomfortable. THAT'S the kind of trauma that leads to did. the truly evil stuff. #i'm not even gonna start on the BITE model shenanigans that are happening in the 'did' communities either #or how the people who used to be in them (and got out) always equate them to self-harming cults that celebrated not finding real answers #they got told they were 'perfect the way they were' despite having OBVIOUS psychological issues they needed help for #(it just wasn't did) #they were assured their 'did was valid no matter what'. toxic positivity ig? it just delayed their real diagnosis and ability to get help #but now you have gluts of people like in the video 'talking to themselves' and people on tumblr posting one-liners of 'alters' talking #one after the other within seconds. and i want to fcking cry because it's the same exact shit my friend did before she cut ties #the did/tourettes/ftlb stuff has literally been called a 'mass sociogenic illness' in multiple academic studies #but like qanon believers they seem to immediately discredit anyone who mentions this with 'you're just ableist' so anything you say is poo #aka you're part of the problem you're an 'ableist' so your legit info even though legit isn't valid/acceptable/real/whatever. i'm tired fam #did #dissociative identity disorder #osdd #ddnos #munchausen syndrome #mass psychogenic illness #ableism

[coffeeinthelibrary]

my favourite thing to lie about is sometimes i will just tell people i’m bilingual. like if you aren’t fluent but know a language that isn’t very commonly spoken, there’s a 90% chance that you will be the only person in the room with working knowledge of that language. make a grammar mistake? who’s gonna correct you? this never fails to work and makes me laugh every time

#it’s so fun and so easy #personally i do this with hebrew #biblical AND modern #even though i’m terrible at both #because i have good knowledge of basic vocab and full knowledge of the hebrew alphabet #but if you’re in the uk were dumb as rocks you could use anything #like any languages that don’t have roots in latin would work #i’m trying to get my friend to teach me bengali to a good enough standard that i can do this with bengali #bc realistically i’m bad at languages #i will probably never be fluent in bengali #but if she can teach me the bare bones of the language and a few phrases i can fake it till i make it